Episodes
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Juan Cias has been a Mortician for 18 years and seen 4,000 dead bodies. We talk about embalming bodies, sewing limbs back together, sickening crime scenes, smell of decomposing bodies, beauty of death, "hot" corpses, Mike's grandma passing, & more.
Time Stamps:
0:56 - we live and we die
1:51 - how many dead bodies has Juan seen?
2:49 - the emotional story behind the people passing stays with you
5:42 - stories of seeing violently mangled bodies
6:59 - Juan got into funeral directing to see crazy things
8:21 - some police are scared to move dead bodies
9:36 - the most horrible crime scene with a homeless person
11:52 - what decomposing bodies smell like
13:02 - decomposing body vs farts
14:31 - the embalming process is tough
15:32 - sewing up process of the corpse
19:32 - the difference between coroners, embalmers, and morticians
21:20 - death gets people turned on
23:33 - how Juan got started in standup comedy
25:26 - Juan goes to therapy for seeing so many dead bodies
27:01 - death changes your outlook on life to not take things personally
28:32 - mike shares a moment he had when is grandma passed
30:19 - respecting the corpse & middle age isn’t accurate
34:48 - old people are scared of morticians
37:11 - seeing “hot” corpses
39:48 - rise in fentanyl = rise in death rate in younger population
41:32 - dating is hard as a mortician
46:58 - don’t end your life- you’re hurting those around you
50:27 - mike wrote down all the ways he could end himself & got lazy
52:28 - Juan believes he’ll be alone forever- but he has his friends -
Josh Higuera was a corrections officer for 7 years & stationed in gunatamo bay & victorville. We talk about pranking prisoners, treat prisoners with respect, losing a parent, weird prison rules, gay comedians turning straight comedians gay, cooking in prison cells, becoming a comedian after working in prison, and more.
Time Stamps:
0:21 - Josh was stationed in Guantanamo Bay & Victorville Federal Prison
1:29 - being a corrections officer (C.O.) puts you in a dark place
3:04 - prisoners don't act like what you see on TV
4:24 - some COs bullied prisoners
7:56 - blood doesn't squirt when you get stabbed
8:53 - A gang leader saved 30 COs lives
11:18 - an inmate got the literally teeth kicked out of his face
14:01 - easiest prison job
16:62- why you should treat prisoners with respect
19:08 - Josh loves his kid but used to hate kids
20:19 - Cuban prisons don't have medical resources for serious injuries
23:06 - Josh started standup comedy at the same time he was in the academy
25:11 - redefining success & happiness & losing a parent
27:43 - growing up with an abusive father
30:00 - why do Josh & Mike do standup?
34:54 - protective measures against your body degrading
38:28 - Josh tries to guess what Asian Mike is & Japanese is aggressive
39:24 - Arabic sounds aggressive
40:33 - favorite Korean foods
42:56 - Mike shot a short film with food poisoning & sh*t himself
44:16 - balancing comedy & being a single father
49:20- in prison child sex traffickers are accepted vs. child molestors
51:29 - Josh's first day as CO saw 2 buff convicts blowing each other
57:44 - do some prisoners turn gay or always were gay?
1:01:38 - some straight comedians are secretly gay or just desperate
1:06:13 - catching a prisoner with a knife in his butt
1:09:36 - pranking the prisoners
1:14:24 - allowing prisoners to cook in their cells
1:19:44 - catching an illegal gym in prison -
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Today we talk about Rihanna's Super Bowl performance, intermittent fasting, eye infections, facing fear of dancing, flushing toilet with feet, white dude's don't wash their butt, & more.
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Dentist Dr. Daniel Lee is here. We talk about abusive dentists, teeth grinding, how to become a dentist, Mike's teeth get diagnosed, quitting residency, bad breath during cleaning, learning to love dentistry, struggling with the hate towards dentists, patients unleashing their trauma, every smile has a story, toxic Korean optimism, sticky rice causes cavities, dangers of replacing all your teeth, preventative measures to save teeth, how dentists rip you off, finding the right dentist for you, and more.
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Diana Hong is here and out of the Korean closet. Today we talk about her struggle with coming out to Korean immigrant parents, accepting gay identity, trans Koreans, mommy issues, psych wards, embracing physical insecurities, racist parents, gay identity, quitting golf, and more.
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OnlyFans model Nekomiiya is here. We talk about what it's like growing up the "loser" chubby girl that guys secretly hooked up with, Anime niche in OnlyFans, pain kinks, open relationships in the sex industry, best friends cheating, embracing low self esteem body issues, growing up the weird kid, business lessons from the adult industry, & more.
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Sam Vaknin is a professor of psychology and the author of "Malignant Self Love: Narcissism Revisited". We talk about how to deal with a narcissist, power of intimacy, the dangers of the self help industry, trauma and abuse, "experts" on the internet, downfall of society, sex and love addiction, how a fetish develops, therapy is overhyped, how to be attached to reality because of dissociation, & more.
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Mike goes on a spiritual journey in this 100th anniversary episode and things come full circle. We talk about spam texts, loving and hating comedy, anime spoilers, hacked instagrams, smoke and mirrors of life, fear of losing mom and grandma, commitment issues, vulnerability, & more.
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Jake has a 10 inch dong and he hates it. We dive deep into why it sucks having a big dong & the advantages of having a smaller dong. Most guys wish it was bigger, this episode will make you happy it's not. Average is good guys.
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Today we have Kazumi and Kat. We talk sex parties, smashing Johnny Sins, horror oral stories, evolution of butthole girl, 50 man gangbang, financial domination kink, Kazumi is an anime nerd, sexual freedom, red pill, OnlyFans haters, and more.
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Steve Chu is a Baltimore Chef and co-owner of the restaurant Ekiben. We talk about drunk lobsters, selling steam buns from a hotdog cart, opening your first restaurant, Chipotle business training, competitive father-son relationships, employee conflict resolution, sacrifice of a chef, and more.
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Traditional dating? Gino and Rae have been in a loving open relationship for 8 years. We talk about how to make polyamory work, forcing monogamy, bisexual sex, dealing with jealousy, lazy women in bed, infatuations, dating while poor, late bloomers, fake relationship obligations, the root of charisma, and more.
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Sammy is a red pilled Latina who believes in traditional dating and the manosphere. We talk about a woman's aging process, nobody is "the prize", black pill, true misogyny, what attracts women, radical feminism, single moms, absent fathers, dating cheaters, lack of empathy for men, and more.
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Today we have Neuroscientist Dr. Trish Leigh. We talk about how porn damages the brain, fixing porn addiction, NoFap, birth of fetishes, most people fap compulsively, how to fap healthily, creating new neuropathways, developing healthier relationships, pair-bonding, The Butterfly Effect, extreme sports, dangers of edging, and more.
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Today we have OnlyFans creators Jadasaur & Kitty Li. The girls talk about being sugar babies while Mike and Jason reveal their dick size. We also talk about making money using sex appeal, liposuction, hooking up with your boss for a raise, erectile dysfunction, butt stuff, micropenises, toys in the bedroom, bleeding foreskins, humping stuffed animals, waifus, OnlyFans haters, scandalous comedy bookers, dumb pretty people, OnlyFans paywalls, & more.
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Today we have MMA fighter & Anime lover - Anton Bex. We talk about starting MMA, collecting bugs, Airhead balls, adrenaline dumps, Pride FC, hunterxhunter, Koreatown accents, Chinese N word, abusive Vietnamese girls, body hair, 4-way hookups, Dragon Ball GT, passive aggressive communication in intimate relationships, how jujitsu applies to standup comedy, and more.
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Jiaoying Summers used to hate Asian men but now loves them. We talk about being discriminated for dark skin in China, how Asian stereotypes damage Asian men, ugly face = freedom, vegan kombucha white dudes, average dick energy, Asian women hating Asian men, Armenian BJs, empowering sons to respect women, suppressive fathers, Kanye West's laugh, racist attacks, & more.
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We talk about jealous comedians, dating to feel better, Korean fried chicken, Congolese internet, Congo vs African Americans, getting lost in the hollywood sauce, delayed gratification = happiness, toxic masculinity vs masculinity, latte liberals, African marriage helps prevent divorce, immigrant parents survival mentality, poverty & homelessness, and more.
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This episode is full of sexual tension and we dive balls deep into pegging empowers women, bad smells, doms and subs, sex with ghosts, losing confidence in life, parents abandoning kids, dating controlling men, Angry Korean Men, Asian inferiority, not liking oral, sex is mental, guys kissing guys, sex on drugs, impressing your significant other, and more.
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Mitchell Lamar is here and teaches Mike and Jason about gay love making, bottoming and topping, prolapsing, coming out of the closet, accidental racism, Airforce discharge, shaving your body, Gucci Mane tattoos, bushy eyebrows & more.
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