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The Two Bobs episode 270 for Monday, December 16, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Christmas Bomb from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/6vEEG
Robert nursed a Gingerbread Ale from 2 Silos. https://untp.beer/xLWB2
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been pardoned by the President.
A replica of the famous leg lamp was stolen from a Washington Storefront. https://mynorthwest.com/4017017/replica-of-famous-christmas-story-leg-lamp-stolen-from-wa-store/
A naked man in the UK was tased after trying to hijack an Uber. https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/03/moment-naked-man-tasered-allegedly-trying-hijack-uber-car-22114168/
Florida Woman® lost her shit over not getting her Raising Canes sauce. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2024/12/04/florida-woman-goes-berserk-after-not-getting-her-raising-canes-sauce-police-say/
A perverted Canadian got in trouble for watching porn while driving. https://nowtoronto.com/news/wait-until-you-get-home-ontario-driver-caught-watching-porn-behind-the-wheel-on-a-highway/
Aaron Rodgers showed rookies how to break down the Zapruder film, which is about the only thing the Jets had to look forward to that day. https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-shows-rookies-how-to-break-down-zapruder-film/
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The Two Bobs episode 269 for Monday, December 9, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Fudgie from Big Lake. https://untp.beer/Ez9lP
Robert nursed a Chestnut Praline Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/d9xzl
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The Lions played the Packers, and that’s all we’re going to say about that.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is still waiting to be appointed to the next president’s cabinet. It doesn’t matter where. It just wants to feel important for 3-6 months.
California man was busted smuggling meth-caked cow pajamas onto a flight. https://www.ibtimes.com/cow-pajamas-meth-lax-airport-3752930
A treasure-hunting fugitive didn’t like the mugshot the police were using so he posted a better one on Facebook…and got caught. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/fugitive-moaned-cops-using-hungover-34218249
Ohio man was busted for impersonating a cop to get a discount on food and then paying using counterfeit bills. https://www.wtrf.com/ohio/ohio-man-accused-of-posing-as-officer-for-food-discount/
Florida Man® got in trouble for running around an elementary school naked with sex toys and pot. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2024/12/03/alleged-naked-teacher-with-sex-toys-apprehended-outside-psl-school/76732134007/
The FDA banned Captain Morgan because we all had way too much of that shit in college. https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
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The Two Bobs episode 268 for Monday, December 2, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a BBA Raspberry Expedition Stout from Bell’s. https://untp.beer/yOKLL
Robert nursed a Tiramisu Imperial Stout from Souther Tier. https://untp.beer/nOzN9
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS ate way too much turkey on Thanksgiving.
A UK man thought he had a cold but it later turned out to be butt bugs. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/man-woke-up-cold-only-34156330
New Orleans just opened the world’s first liquor store wedding chapel. https://nypost.com/2024/11/24/lifestyle/first-liquor-store-with-wedding-chapel-opens-in-new-orleans/
A Missouri man was charged with stealing a shopping cart full of Red Bull that ended in a high-speed chase. https://www.firstalert4.com/2024/11/22/man-charged-with-stealing-shopping-cart-red-bull-leading-ofallon-police-120-mph-pursuit/
Chinese Pizza Hut just launched a deep-fried frog pizza. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/china-pizza-hut-frog-fried-new-menu-b2650994.html
A new report found that most Americans have saved up just enough money to enjoy a single mind-blowing day of retirement. https://theonion.com/report-most-americans-have-enough-saved-for-absolutely-incredible-single-day-of-retirement/
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The Two Bobs episode 267 for Monday, November 25, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Double Fudge Stout from Big Lakes. https://untp.beer/NVL60
Robert nursed a Fall Coffee Stout from Maine Beer Co. https://untp.beer/dnNg
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be going into a turkey coma after this week.
A Chinese robot manufacturer has a dozen of their robots kidnapped by another robot. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/robot-manufacturer-has-12-robots-kidnapped-from-showroom-by-another-robot.html
A man was caught smuggling 320 tarantulas out of Peru under his shirt. https://wror.com/2024/11/18/busted-bug-mule-caught-smuggling-tarantulas/
A man in Thailand stole dozens of pairs of underwear and hung them on his masturbation tree. https://metro.co.uk/2023/03/30/thailand-man-stole-67-pieces-of-underwear-and-hung-them-on-a-tree-18528136/
A drug dealer outed himself after filing a report for his own missing stash. https://www.vice.com/en/article/drug-dealer-arrested-after-filing-report-for-his-own-missing-stash/
A new US citizenship test requires immigrants to name every state where they’re not welcome. https://theonion.com/revised-citizenship-test-requires-immigrants-to-name-every-u-s-state-where-they-not-welcome/
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The Two Bobs episode 266 for Monday, November 18, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Apple Pie Brown from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/pQAQX
Robert made sweet love to a Master of Pumpkins from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/v0e5
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS just appointed the CEO of Pfizer to head the Department of Anti-vaccinations.
A Boston man is wanted by police after assaulting a store clerk with a Hot Pocket. https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/police-seeking-suspect-accused-hot-pocket-assault-dorchester/WOG3G2BLYNCCVLQ66C747ORXEM/
Who wouldn’t want to fall asleep with the crackling of fried chicken? https://www.foodandwine.com/kfc-hatch-kentucky-fried-chicken-rain-asmr-sound-8734031
Your dream job has finally arrived! Get paid to be a professional sex doll tester. https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex-toys-games/how-to-get-paid-to-be-a-professional-sex-doll-tester.html
Florida Man® slammed into a telephone poll while running from police after being busted for drugs during a traffic stop. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-arrested-after-running-telephone-pole-during-drug-bust-hcso
A new Oklahoma law requires that the Ten Commandments be displayed in every womb. https://theonion.com/oklahoma-law-requires-ten-commandments-to-be-displayed-in-every-womb/
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The Two Bobs episode 265 for Monday, October 28, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Crème Brûlée Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/f70a05acc1
Robert made sweet love to a The PastryArchy Unicorn Farts After Dark from DuClaw. https://untp.beer/qKMv6
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We discussed baseball, football, and other random shit. You know how we do.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by McDonald’s, who has been employing billionaire politicians since 1955.
An orca whale splashed shit all over visitors at SeaWorld. https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/20/seaworld-whale-poops-splashes-crowd-san-antonio/
A British woman is suing her former employer after not getting a goodbye card. Turns out out they got her a farewell card but hardly anybody signed it. https://www.latintimes.com/woman-who-sued-company-not-giving-her-farewell-card-finds-out-they-did-buy-card-almost-no-one-562230
A 71-year-old in Los Angeles is still working poles. https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2024-10-14/71-year-old-poledancer-mary-serritella-aging-los-angeles
A guy wearing a bull onesie tried burning down his ex’s home with pasta sauce. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-dressed-in-a-bull-onesie-tried-to-burn-down-exlovers-home-with-pasta-sauce-a3796611.html
Taco Bell is in crisis management mode after running out of new places to put beef. https://theonion.com/taco-bell-announces-its-plumb-out-of-ideas-for-new-places-to-put-beef/
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The Two Bobs episode 264 for Monday, October 14, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Mousse Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/w35bx
Robert made sweet love to a Between Two Grahams from Firestone Walker. https://untp.beer/jgzMM
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS would be okay if the rest of the country were more like Detroit.
Florida Woman® was served cold Dominos Pizza and wasn’t happy about it. She did the only reasonable thing and completely lost her shit. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dominos/pizza-rage-dominos-269081
If every burglar were as thoughtful as this guy we may start leaving the front door open when we leave the house. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko
A woman in Oklahoma blew a .34 BAC when she was stopped by police...while driving on an airport taxiway. https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/woman-arrested-accused-of-34-bac-while-driving-on-airport-taxiway
Florida Man® took police on the slowest high-speed chase ever. https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/video-palm-coast-man-who-threatened-officers-involved-in-possibly-the-slowest-chase-in-fcso-history/77-42a875bf-ec40-4438-90b6-c15e38c55777
A grandma who survived the Great Depression once killed a man for mayonnaise. Desperate times! https://theonion.com/grandma-who-survived-great-depression-casually-drops-that-she-once-killed-man-for-mayonnaise/
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The Two Bobs episode 263 for Monday, September 30, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Bourbon Barrel Aged Plead the 5th from Dark Horse. https://untp.beer/Y5KgL
Robert made sweet love to an O’Dark Thirty Irish Dry Stout from 6 Bears & A Goat. https://untp.beer/A3wvQ
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS isn’t very bright and blindly supports Project 2025.
A Vega strip club turned a Tesla Cybertruck into a mobile billboard, complete with a stripper pole. Finally, the Tesla Cybertruck is serving a purpose aside from being a piece of shit on wheels. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/vegas-strip-club-turn-tesla-33680480
This guy thought he had a runny nose. Fortunately his brain was just leaking out through his nasal passage. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-thought-runny-nose-33701935
Florida Woman® was busted a second time for battering someone with a dildo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/repeat-dildont-682957
Florida Man® almost died while getting a lapdance from his housekeeper. https://b1039.com/2024/09/24/florida-man-almost-died-while-getting-a-lap-dance-from-his-housekeeper/
Some political candidates have promised to abolish the Department of Education if they’re elected. Here are the 10 most devastating effects. https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-devastating-effects-of-getting-rid-of-the-department-of-education
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The Two Bobs episode 262 for Monday, September 23, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Ichabod Pumpkin Ale from New Holland. https://untp.beer/MPW1
Robert made sweet love to a POP! from Ardent Craft Ales. https://untp.beer/6014a
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS hasn’t eaten any of your pets.
Florida Woman® was banned from a three-year cruise after her WhatsApp chats were leaked. https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/148983/jenny-phenix-florida-banned-cruise-whatsapp-chats-leaked
Police are looking for a serial porch defecator in Kentucky. https://www.wave3.com/2024/08/30/lmpd-looking-porch-pooper-after-man-seen-defecating-same-porch-multiple-times/
An 8-year-old girl drove herself to Target using her parents’ car. They must have gotten a new shipment of Stanley tumblers. https://fox8.com/news/i-team/8-year-old-girl-found-driving-to-local-target-police/
An Illinois man is being accused of attempted murder over peanut butter. https://www.shawlocal.com/daily-chronicle/2024/09/16/dekalb-man-accused-of-attempted-murder-in-peanut-butter-stabbing/
Florida Man® spends his entire workout searching for the right podcast to listen to while working out. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-spends-entire-workout-finding-right-podcast-to-listen-to
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The Two Bobs episode 261 for Monday, September 9, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a 7-Layer Bar Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/EODrz
Robert made sweet love to a Secret Machine – Triple Berry from Dewey Beer Co. https://untp.beer/PPAKB
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS was endorsed by Dick Cheney. We were hoping RFK Jr. would come through but he flip-flopped after we wouldn’t give him a job.
Florida Doctor® was busted for his bizarre urine antics. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dr-liquid-762951
A North Carolina man who fell asleep while driving in a Tesla and was busted for drug trafficking. https://www.wral.com/story/man-who-fell-asleep-in-tesla-while-driving-on-us-70-charged-with-drug-trafficking-multiple-felonies/21599054/
A French museum opened a naturist exhibition for nude visitors. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/aug/28/dare-to-bare-all-marseille-museum-hosts-after-hours-nude-visits-to-naturist-exhibition
This couple opened their Amazon package to find a special surprise. It was shit. There was shit inside the Amazon package. Hopefully they were able to return it in time for a refund. https://www.koaa.com/advocates-of-accountability/poop-ended-up-where-pueblo-couple-opens-a-package-to-find-what-they-call-a-disturbing-discovery
A woman in Virginia took 10 times longer to complete her home improvement project because she kept stopping to set up the tripod. https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-home-improvement-project-takes-10x-longer-than-projected-as-she-keeps-stopping-to-set-up-tripod
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