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The Two Bobs episode 265 for Monday, October 28, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Crème Brûlée Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/f70a05acc1
Robert made sweet love to a The PastryArchy Unicorn Farts After Dark from DuClaw. https://untp.beer/qKMv6
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We discussed baseball, football, and other random shit. You know how we do.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by McDonald’s, who has been employing billionaire politicians since 1955.
An orca whale splashed shit all over visitors at SeaWorld. https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/20/seaworld-whale-poops-splashes-crowd-san-antonio/
A British woman is suing her former employer after not getting a goodbye card. Turns out out they got her a farewell card but hardly anybody signed it. https://www.latintimes.com/woman-who-sued-company-not-giving-her-farewell-card-finds-out-they-did-buy-card-almost-no-one-562230
A 71-year-old in Los Angeles is still working poles. https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2024-10-14/71-year-old-poledancer-mary-serritella-aging-los-angeles
A guy wearing a bull onesie tried burning down his ex’s home with pasta sauce. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-dressed-in-a-bull-onesie-tried-to-burn-down-exlovers-home-with-pasta-sauce-a3796611.html
Taco Bell is in crisis management mode after running out of new places to put beef. https://theonion.com/taco-bell-announces-its-plumb-out-of-ideas-for-new-places-to-put-beef/
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The Two Bobs episode 264 for Monday, October 14, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Mousse Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/w35bx
Robert made sweet love to a Between Two Grahams from Firestone Walker. https://untp.beer/jgzMM
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS would be okay if the rest of the country were more like Detroit.
Florida Woman® was served cold Dominos Pizza and wasn’t happy about it. She did the only reasonable thing and completely lost her shit. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dominos/pizza-rage-dominos-269081
If every burglar were as thoughtful as this guy we may start leaving the front door open when we leave the house. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko
A woman in Oklahoma blew a .34 BAC when she was stopped by police...while driving on an airport taxiway. https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/woman-arrested-accused-of-34-bac-while-driving-on-airport-taxiway
Florida Man® took police on the slowest high-speed chase ever. https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/video-palm-coast-man-who-threatened-officers-involved-in-possibly-the-slowest-chase-in-fcso-history/77-42a875bf-ec40-4438-90b6-c15e38c55777
A grandma who survived the Great Depression once killed a man for mayonnaise. Desperate times! https://theonion.com/grandma-who-survived-great-depression-casually-drops-that-she-once-killed-man-for-mayonnaise/
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The Two Bobs episode 263 for Monday, September 30, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Bourbon Barrel Aged Plead the 5th from Dark Horse. https://untp.beer/Y5KgL
Robert made sweet love to an O’Dark Thirty Irish Dry Stout from 6 Bears & A Goat. https://untp.beer/A3wvQ
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS isn’t very bright and blindly supports Project 2025.
A Vega strip club turned a Tesla Cybertruck into a mobile billboard, complete with a stripper pole. Finally, the Tesla Cybertruck is serving a purpose aside from being a piece of shit on wheels. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/vegas-strip-club-turn-tesla-33680480
This guy thought he had a runny nose. Fortunately his brain was just leaking out through his nasal passage. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-thought-runny-nose-33701935
Florida Woman® was busted a second time for battering someone with a dildo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/repeat-dildont-682957
Florida Man® almost died while getting a lapdance from his housekeeper. https://b1039.com/2024/09/24/florida-man-almost-died-while-getting-a-lap-dance-from-his-housekeeper/
Some political candidates have promised to abolish the Department of Education if they’re elected. Here are the 10 most devastating effects. https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-devastating-effects-of-getting-rid-of-the-department-of-education
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The Two Bobs episode 262 for Monday, September 23, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Ichabod Pumpkin Ale from New Holland. https://untp.beer/MPW1
Robert made sweet love to a POP! from Ardent Craft Ales. https://untp.beer/6014a
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS hasn’t eaten any of your pets.
Florida Woman® was banned from a three-year cruise after her WhatsApp chats were leaked. https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/148983/jenny-phenix-florida-banned-cruise-whatsapp-chats-leaked
Police are looking for a serial porch defecator in Kentucky. https://www.wave3.com/2024/08/30/lmpd-looking-porch-pooper-after-man-seen-defecating-same-porch-multiple-times/
An 8-year-old girl drove herself to Target using her parents’ car. They must have gotten a new shipment of Stanley tumblers. https://fox8.com/news/i-team/8-year-old-girl-found-driving-to-local-target-police/
An Illinois man is being accused of attempted murder over peanut butter. https://www.shawlocal.com/daily-chronicle/2024/09/16/dekalb-man-accused-of-attempted-murder-in-peanut-butter-stabbing/
Florida Man® spends his entire workout searching for the right podcast to listen to while working out. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-spends-entire-workout-finding-right-podcast-to-listen-to
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The Two Bobs episode 261 for Monday, September 9, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a 7-Layer Bar Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/EODrz
Robert made sweet love to a Secret Machine – Triple Berry from Dewey Beer Co. https://untp.beer/PPAKB
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS was endorsed by Dick Cheney. We were hoping RFK Jr. would come through but he flip-flopped after we wouldn’t give him a job.
Florida Doctor® was busted for his bizarre urine antics. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dr-liquid-762951
A North Carolina man who fell asleep while driving in a Tesla and was busted for drug trafficking. https://www.wral.com/story/man-who-fell-asleep-in-tesla-while-driving-on-us-70-charged-with-drug-trafficking-multiple-felonies/21599054/
A French museum opened a naturist exhibition for nude visitors. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/aug/28/dare-to-bare-all-marseille-museum-hosts-after-hours-nude-visits-to-naturist-exhibition
This couple opened their Amazon package to find a special surprise. It was shit. There was shit inside the Amazon package. Hopefully they were able to return it in time for a refund. https://www.koaa.com/advocates-of-accountability/poop-ended-up-where-pueblo-couple-opens-a-package-to-find-what-they-call-a-disturbing-discovery
A woman in Virginia took 10 times longer to complete her home improvement project because she kept stopping to set up the tripod. https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-home-improvement-project-takes-10x-longer-than-projected-as-she-keeps-stopping-to-set-up-tripod
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The Two Bobs episode 260 for Monday, September 2, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Jelly Time from Eastern Market. https://untp.beer/371afb18df
Robert made sweet love to a Trippin’ Zombies by Tripping Animals Brewing. https://untp.beer/yWDrr
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like staring directly at a solar eclipse. Everyone knows you should avoid it, but lots of people will do it anyway.
I man in Rhode Island was hospitalized after being assaulted over his jukebox selection. https://www.golocalprov.com/news/man-hospitalized-after-being-assaulted-in-providence-over-jukebox-selection
An Australian woman was charged after a video of her banging a trout goes viral. https://www.ibtimes.sg/australian-woman-charged-after-video-her-engaging-sex-act-trout-goes-viral-75728
Florida Woman® threw a plate of ravioli at her sister because she wouldn’t share. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-throws-plate-ravioli-sister-because-she-wouldnt-share-deputies
A woman in Michigan was caught throwing poop at her neighbor’s property. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/woman-caught-throwing-poop-neighbors-property-redford
Florida Man® tried checking himself as luggage at the Miami airport. Surprisingly, it didn’t work. https://gatorrocks.iheart.com/featured/the-jason-franny-show/content/2024-08-29-shrink-wrapped-florida-man-tries-to-check-in-as-luggage-at-miami-airport/
A man’s therapist suggests he has an abusive relationship with his favorite sports team. As you may have already guessed, he’s referring to the White Sox. They’re seriously the worst. https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-therapist-suggests-he-may-just-have-an-abusive-relationship-with-his-favorite-sports-team
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The Two Bobs episode 259 for Monday, August 19, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Cherry Strudel Fruited Sour from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/061ea6a9f6
Robert made sweet love to a Turbo Reaper IPA from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/QlmVy
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Akron, Ohio, host of the 3228 Summer Olympic Games.
Who knew blindly signing online agreements could have such dire consequences? https://nypost.com/2024/08/13/us-news/disney-wants-allergy-death-suit-tossed-because-of-disney-subscription/
8-year-olds in Minnesota are built differently. https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/maplewood-liquor-store-girl-fights-off-robber/
An influencer (probably with pink eye) alarms doctors when she smears her own shit on her face as part of her beauty regimen. https://nypost.com/2024/08/08/lifestyle/influencers-poop-face-mask-alarms-doctors-people-are-getting-too-extreme-on-the-internet/
A man in Iowa shot his father after an argument over stinky feet. https://www.kwqc.com/2024/08/12/burlington-man-allegedly-shot-father-after-argument-over-stinky-feet/
The city of Akron, Ohio suffered a huge blow after narrowly missing out on a bid to host the 2036 Olympic Games. https://babylonbee.com/news/akron-ohio-narrowly-misses-out-on-bid-to-host-2036-olympic-games
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The Two Bobs episode 258 for Monday, August 12, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Covered Cherry from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/Ory0p
Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Raspberry and White Chocolate from Drekker. https://untp.beer/VNKY4
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is a proud sponsor of the Liechtenstein Olympic Team. It’s the only sponsorship that fit in its budget.
A Maryland man was arrested for stealing cars and setting fire to a Domino’s using a container of feces. And they said their pizza couldn’t get any worse... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13711883/Maryland-man-59-arrested-setting-fire-Dominos-using-container-FECES-string-auto-thefts.html
Florida Woman® bought her husband McDonald’s and Taco Bell for his birthday, then threw a soft shell taco at his face. We’re unsure of why The Smoking Gun doesn’t know the difference between a taco and a burrito. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/mexican-missile-bust-609834
Florida Man® got drunk, violating his probation, then called the cops for a ride home. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article290295314.html
Kum & Go is changing its name, probably in hopes people will stop jerking off in its stores. https://www.thedrive.com/news/kum-go-will-change-names
Behavioral scientists believe that feminists are always angry because they don’t have a man to tell them to calm down. They may be on to something. https://babylonbee.com/news/behavioral-scientists-now-believe-feminists-are-always-angry-because-they-dont-have-a-man-to-tell-them-to-calm-down
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The Two Bobs episode 257 for Monday, July 29, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Jelly Donut Even more Jesus from Evil Twin. https://untp.beer/d6b9640cc4
Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Banana Split Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untp.beer/GrOle
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the couch JD Vance fucked.
Sharks off the coast of Brazil are testing positive for cocaine. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cek9mr43x1xo
Mother of the Year winner Drea de Matteo revealed her 13-year-old son edits her OnlyFans photos for her. https://people.com/drea-de-matteo-says-her-son-13-edits-her-onlyfans-photos-for-her-8680010
Florida Man® broke into a home and enjoyed some alcohol and chips while the family hopped a fence to escape. https://www.fox13news.com/news/video-florida-man-breaks-home-drinks-alcohol-eats-chips-frightened-family-escapes-over-fence
A man who survived 438 days at sea is being sued for $1 million by his crewmate’s family after discovering he may have been eaten. https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/man-who-survived-438-days-at-sea-sued-for-1-million-by-crewmates-family-article-111980939
A New York man is upset that news is happening faster than he can generate uninformed opinions. https://www.theonion.com/news-happening-faster-than-man-can-generate-uninformed-1851601466
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The Two Bobs episode 256 for Monday, July 15, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Oatmeal Cookie Stout from Cheboygan. https://untp.beer/54wQ7
Robert made sweet love to a Fluff Stuff Orange from Drekker. https://untp.beer/yPGeg
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is running for President.
Florida Man® shot down a Walmart delivery drone. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-man-shoots-walmart-delivery-drone/61455015
Florida Man®, already on probation for voyeurism, was caught naked in his neighbor’s backyard. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/south-miami-man-on-voyeurism-probation-arrested-again-after-video-shows-him-in-neighbors-backyard-police/3348345/
A man in Thailand woke up with a snake in his pants. Seriously, there was a venomous cobra in his underwear. Now that we’ve cleared up any jerk references to his penis (pun intended), the snake almost bit the guy in his penis. He’s fine. We’re never visiting Thailand though. https://thesun.my/home-news/thai-man-wakes-up-to-find-a-cobra-chilling-in-his-boxer-shorts-AE12610473
A DoorDash driver was suspected of leaving feces inside a customer’s drink. Apparently, that’s frowned upon. https://ksltv.com/659129/doordash-driver-suspected-of-leaving-feces-inside-womans-drink/
An inherent problem with social media is that it’s not fair other people get to enjoy their lives while the rest of us are forced to watch. https://www.theonion.com/report-it-not-fair-other-people-get-to-enjoy-their-liv-1851573097
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