Episodes

  • Legends !!! Back with this weeks box office smashes ... the boys sit down and talk there. top 5 all time greatest movies with some that may shock even the biggest movie buff!!!!


    We wanna know your top 5 !!! give us that Mount Rushmore of movies !!! do you get more excited for Brad Pitt than E-dawg or are you as boring as Mr Short Cut ???? or into the old stuff like Evo ???


    Also some exciting news gear up for The Perth 4wd & Adventure Show the boys will be there with all the bells and whistles so save the date 8-10 of November use CODE UNPRO fro discounted tickets !!!


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  • Wow !!!! We hit the road for this one ... and head to the boring town Mr Short Cut calls home and we call Northam ....


    Evo frothing for a beer meets us at the pub with 5 mins before the kitchen closes, orders some chips and gets rejected hard ! and takes it like a man and rants about it after lol Affected him so much we had to send him for an oil massage from the legends at Relaxation Adobe


    The Dawg has been on tour roaming around in the south meeting the locals and bumping into the wired and wacky the south has to offer .


    Mr Short Cut has done nothing this week with having another bout of sickness .... chest infection sounds more like Soft C@ck if any one has a remedy for him send it in !!!


    2 weeks out now legends from the one and only 4x4 show here in our home town of Perth! this year is going to be bigger than ever and we are bringing the whole crew ,all the gear so get down there and come hang out !!! some huge prize packs we have to give away from the legends that support us , Scooters, Live podcasting with use , the flog box and much more !!!! use discount code UNPRO to save some $$$ on the ticket price


    Chat to yes next week for movie night !!!



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  • Legends !!!! wow what a week ... E-Dawg heads to Dero Gero and finds out not everyone likes flying ... speaking of flying ... its not the zoo there is more animals involved in the making of this podcast then there!!


    Mr Short Cut is free quite literally free !!! you want him ??? Nah jokes we have jobs for him, now he is free from DANCE DADDY


    Holly FU$K .....Evo ...... CRASHED his new car!! A bollard jumped right in front of the dog .... Poor bloke drop a comment show that support or rip into him either way we rate Lol . But he did relive his childhood and ripped the top off a few Shandy's


    Chat you was next week


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  • What a night of revelation .... with the wild weather comes wild spiritual experiences one being .... Mr Short Cut is a reincarnation George Costanza but nit as funny.


    Mr Dawg sends it to a crane course where he learns what he would do for money .... and Gina is on the table ... well hooked up to the crane and being dropped down but she is there.


    Evo drops a bucket load of cash on his new car .... but stay tuned for a wild update on this ?????


    How's the Intro ??? have your say and hey we may even include a cheeky prize you good things.


    Catch ya next week !!



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  • Legends !!! Back with another one and shit what a week in the news !!! P-Diddy AKA Sean Combs has been a naughty naughty Boi .... Bad Boi is an absolute understatement .... The carnage coming from this will be madness.


    Other News Mr-Short ... fails to make another episode heads to look at cats instead .... WOW


    Randy and sends in an elite prank call with the old "Lube Ya Bum Hole & Do The Fandango" to the good old humble telemarketer. Would love to here if you could top this ????


    Oh and how can we forget The Kings Birthday Long Weekend !!! cheers for the extra day off Charles ... E-Dawg heads to Denmark & Evo heads to The Royal Show for a tantric experience.


    Also HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT the legends at Auswide Diesel Services have jumped on as a major partner so some real good things coming !!!!


    Chat To Yes Next Week



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  • Holly DEMON!!!! It's not every day you shut the best burger place down in town ..... But we did ... The legends at 8 Napkins Burgers hosted us and all the crew for the one the only LIVE half Century ! Episode 50!.


    What a bloody night, Salubrious food, Great people .... but even greater yarns!!


    From the worst places to pass out , To the east coast legend on the prowl , and poping a squat in between its a tantric experience for the ears.


    The Live audience made it for us, and we appreciate all the legends that support keeping the train rolling each month! its use mad dogs that make it what it is.


    We can't wait for another 50


    If you want to be apart of the show send us a DM , Audio msg or nudes lol


    Thanks to all the Patrons fro making this event elite , And shout out to all the sponsors you know who you are xoxox


    Chat to ya's next week




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  • Legends !!! EP 49 holly demon one off the big 5.0 now this is getting exciting..


    Back in the OG studio for some yarns this week and dear oh dear Mr- Dawg has been sent on a Dogging Course! and it wasn't the Dogging he was thinking of ... Attack dolphins , Thanks right dolphins that attack .... Simpsons predicted this ... Evo hits up a night on the town and knocks the dust off a few GILFS that where out on the town looking for a bit of Jiggy-Jig


    Oh and Dave Grohl ..... Potentially rookie of the year .... 11/10 misso and knocks up a side peace! he must eat streaky bacon as his head is all over the place.


    Earth Quakes .. The worlds shake up Mr Short Cut brings the facts ... ARE WE ALL DOOMED ????


    See use all at episode 50 .... Its not to late to come join Patreon for the details YEW!


    If you want to be apart of the show DM all those audio stories or written yarns to out socials or email [email protected]


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  • Legends !!! the lads take the day off with this one and employ one of the hardest hitting hosts the industry has ever seen .... Tilly ... This results in Mr Short meeting his match and basically copping the ear bashing we could have only hoped for.


    Definitely worth a listen and leave those comments on our socials!!


    If your keen to get on the show DM us on all platforms ... Or send us an email [email protected]


    Cheers Ya Mad Dogs



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  • Fu*%k !!!!! the legends at Hogg Culture flicked us some VIP passes and let us run wild on Froth Town ... And they never let us have an empty drink ..... recipe for success lol.


    Turns out the general public are absolutely EPIC hahaha from meeting the "Sexiest Man Alive" , Sky divers, The Ultimate MILF oh and none other then the Pegging Sisters..... That's right you heard right arguably the greatest yarn we have had with anyone .... AHH to see what they have seen !


    Any way legends take a listen we a mosquitoes pube away from episode 50 and its gonna be a big one ... Check out Patreon to get involved and get on.



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  • Legends !!! we travel to the wild wild South West and catch up with the one and only Youtube sensation Young Lee from the Bush Rats....


    Lee opens up on early life ,what lead him down the social media path, and what lead him to give it all up from a simple life out on his ranch.


    Chef, Car Salesman , Artist , Ranch Manager and Dad .....and now Scooter Mechanic there isn't much that hasn't been achieved so sit back have a coke and a smoke with us and lets have a laugh with the Bush Rats


    Chat To Use Legends Next Week YEW!!!!



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  • Legends!!!!! What a start to the show the flame throwing postie big from the boss rooter .... we love it. Mr short Cut is back from throwing a sickie on the lads turns out he has Flog Syndrome ...Moving straight along from that shit show is another shit show .... Shitting your pants when doing a drug and alcohol test at work ! how would ya be ...


    We dive into copy cats some of the best in the game and some of the worst who you just wanna punch in the throat .... Are we copy cats ????


    The beer king brings in a Blonde German ! what a soft creamy delight .... calm down its a beer Artisan Blonde good drop


    Ever heard of a stunt cock ??? Devil Accessory's will hook you up so get those flog stories in and win ...


    Hey and we wanna know is the world flat or round ???? get back to us on that one call Elon if you have to we want to know!!


    Chat To Ya's Next Week

    The Unprofessional Fam




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  • Legends !!! we are dealing with the big wash out from the storm ,beers are full we are charged and to many people are wet ... The big man Evo just got back from roundabout central AKA Albany .... Or as we say Albania ! We had our first ever sickie , Mr Short Cut rings in with the worst excuse not to make it down the hill ... Which leads us to a question ? Best excuse to call in sick ??? Send it our way .... E-dawg dives in to swear words .... Bit of an expert that F#$kwit, so if any would know the origin it would be him ... Oh and we strike gold! and not at olympic breakdancing actual gold 1 lucky Aussie picked up a 100k nugget imagine that ??? what's your biggest win ??? Evo's is just waking up in the morning pain free, sucks to be old ..


    Flog of the week is still up and running so send those stories through and win your self ,something juicy from the touchy feely crew that we love Devils Accessory's


    Any way we have to love ya's and leave ya , We have some tantric Hogg Culture Beer to drink


    Cheers The Unpro Crew


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  • Well Gah - Lee .... we load up the horse and cart and head to the upside down town Mr Short Cut calls home and we just call sister touching Northam!! Never the less we make apple pie out of dog shit and have a good time doing it.... oh and Evo drives Mr Dawg up there in his brand new Bus ... Gus so have a listen to see what he has gotten himself into...


    The Boys take you through the highs and lows of the olympics and the absolute break dancing master class our very own Rachel Gunn displayed in her near gold medal performance ....


    Can't sleep ???? don't stress we got you covered have a listen to what the Nannies use to do back in the day .... Any nannies free there days ??? we are hiring!!!


    Speaking of dogs ... don't get a Golden Retriever!!! besides chasing a ball they like a smoke and a pancake...


    Following the Us election ?? have a listen to the dirt our very own MR Short Cut has on Donald Trump this may blow the US election into disarray!!!!


    Anyway legends chat to yes next week.


    Cheers


    The Unprofessional Fam


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  • Legends!!!! back with another banger for 43 .... E-Dawg finally dives in to the deep details of the patreon night and what ended up happening in the infamous caravan incident ! Rego goes band with a drop dead neighbour story you just have to hear ..... We chat shit work mates the kind you just want to cut there leg off .... New Netflix banger worst room mates ever ..... which Evo shares his traumatic experience of the creepy flog he lived with.


    Shout out to our main man The Beer King for hydrating us this week with his own classic ... " Weak As Piss " even Mr Short cut is impressed and shit that's hard to do as he is an absolute flog..


    Any way legends stay tuned for next weeks episode we left this one open like a good movie!


    Chat To Yas Next Week.


    The Unprofessional Crew


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  • Legends !!!! wow we have struck pure gold here .... We have brought in non other than Ashlee Bunney .... House hold name .... Perth Now celebrity .... Wedding Celebrant and much much more !


    We actually do our research for this guest and even surprise her in more ways then one .... its a wild ride.


    It was refreshing to get a female on the show who is an open book and says the C-Bomb more then us ... Which is a rare talent in its own right.


    Sit back and enjoy this one legends its a laugh from the start.. And if your keen to book this legend for any event see below link she is an absolute blast.


    Some more big news coming this month guys if you want to see that jump over so Patreon...


    Don't forget if you want to enter flog of the month send those yarns through and if your keen to get on the show send us a DM


    Chat to yes next week


    Ashlee Bunney

    https://www.instagram.com/ashleebunney_celebrant?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==


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  • Sweet Lord .... Not much to say on this one as we are still recovering !!! 50lt keg was a bad idea ....... anyway have a listen to the campout episode where we get most of patterns on for a yarn !!! its a long one but well worth the listen


    If you wanna hang with us consider jumping over to Patreon and shout us a beer


    Speak to yes next week.....


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  • Legends !!! Massive night when this one was recored ... was the night of the patreon camp and dear oh dear did it get messy.....


    Anyway ... Evo is backing out harder then you no what about his up and coming car purchase .... Edawg brings another informative inspirational fact act from his recent escapade at a bucks party .... Blow darting .... Sweet mother of god its not what you think


    Mr Short cut ... well we can't even remember what he brought in for this episode but we are sure it was useless.


    Oh and we drop a HUGE announcement ... Where headed to this years Perth 4WD & Adventure Show so stay tuned for that .....


    Anyway we are off to get pissed off a 50lt keg from the legends Hogg Culture !!!


    If you want to send something in about the biggest flog you know DM us Some awesome things to win from Devils Accessory's


    Chat to use next week Yew !!!


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  • Legends !!! We made it episode 40.... the naughty 40's what a time to be alive... we dive straight in to some legendary yarns from Reggie The Poet .... serenading our ears with the rhymes from the times .. see what we did there.


    We talk ED that's right can't all be marathon runners some of us sprint .... Plot , Penis Pumps we go deep just like a Devils Accessory's Sex Toy.


    Mr Short Cut although not there finds Micheal Jackson alive and well and ready to fondle the mic , Dave Dave aint fooling us ... Oh and we spot a Mermaid in some creepy vids sent in.


    We have our Patreon camp kicking off Saturday and its not to late to join ... gonna be a night to remember so check that out.. Thanks for all the love 40 EP in its been a time


    Chat to use next week


    Cheers


    Evo & E-dawg


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  • Legends .... WOW ! Tommy The Pommy drops into the studio ... Australia's biggest celebrity , you may remember him from his huge feature in the most accurate news outlet Perth Now !!!! Lol jokes Tommy drops in to have a quick chat about his 43rd wedding to the same woman and heading back to the mother land. Oh and what happened to Donald Trump ??????


    Mr Dawg buys a new toy ... and not from the legends at Devils Accessory's , Evo brings back dumb news and no its not from Perth Now and well Mr Short cut actually brings some entertainment and some interesting facts to this weeks episode !!! oh and the one and only Beer King Brings in a tasty drop for the boys to wet there whistle with....


    And bang !!! just like that we approach the naughty 40's ... and we are about to get wild ...,. Patreon camp incoming so stay if that's up your alley head on over to Patreon and get on that.


    LOVE YAS


    Chat to you next week


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  • Hasn't the Hawk Tuah girl blown up ???? Evo used some of her spit and shined his scooter ,ready for the scooter derby with the legends at Devil Accessory's


    This episode kick off with a bang !!! the Dessert Slut going bang on our scooter ideas and insinuating we may be Jerk%*g each other off some what true but not really LOL ... Gorgeous George and the Hogg Culture gang definitely went BANG !!!! Beers on tap this episode thats right we had kegs in the studio ... The Kalamunda stout and because Short Cut and E-dawg are clowns The Jester ...


    Quite a funny Episode today with potentially The BEST YARN sent in by non other then Creber to add to this months Flog of the month .... Some great prizes to give away so send those yarns in legends and be apart of the show.


    We want to give a special thank you to everyone all over the world supporting the podcast much appreciated from the whole Unprofessional Fam remember to download those episodes it helps us so much


    Like always legends chat to ya's next week


    Much Love Evo , E-Dawg & The One And Only Short Cut


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