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  • In this episode, Joe and Elliott subtly suggest that wearing a provocative novelty t-shirt to a Christmas celebration is maybe not the best idea, but it's too late I guess. Also, The Lord of the Rings holds up, and should we talk about the healthcare CEO assassin?! SHOULD WE?! HAS ANYBODY TALKED ABOUT IT YET?!

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    #freeluigi

  • Steve and Elliott catch up about Europe, cremated Disney dust, and how McDonald's internationally compares to McDonald's in America. It's also important to remember that your face is totally fine the way it is. It's also fine to make it different. It's also fine the way it is. You feel? Oh, you don't feel? Well you should have that checked out.

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    We hope Joe's joekay.

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  • We talked about Chappel Roan, hiding your true self from public, how Twitter sucks, letting people who think differently than you into your life (WHAT THE HELL!!?? ARE WE GROWING?!?)

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    OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYONE LET SOME FOLKS INTO YOUR LIFE FOR OPEN AND HONEST DISCUSSION DESPITE THEIR DIFFERING VIEWPOINTS.

  • This is a JOLO- a solo Joe podcast. You hit me with questions and I hit you with on the fly, semi-thought out responses. It's very late. I'm sorry.

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    PEEL BACK THE ONION OF YOUR MIND!!!

  • Welp. Here are our post-election thoughts. These nuanced, emotional ramblings will get you so hard.

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    BETAs?! More like ZETAs

  • It's election day, folks, and you know what that means: PREDICTIONS! Polls, holes, and goals abound on this episode of The Valleycast, as Joe and Elliott discuss the election, international travel, and what happens when Joe's computer dies mid-podcast. You've heard from CNN; you've heard from Fox News; but have you heard from two guys who casually text each other political memes? Please enjoy, and may the gods help us all.

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    Iowa?! I BARELY KNOW HER!

  • In this episode, the boys discuss The Penguin (SPOILER ALERT!) and the cloud of stress forming over these United States as we waddle toward another election. STAY TILL THE END IT FUNNY.

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    Penguin oil. He shoots PENGUIN oil out of his shoes.

  • In this episode, Joe and Elliott get caught up on all the important issues. There's that new Netflix survival show (disregard my recommendation), an app that lets you listen to books for free (regard my recommendation), and the most important topic of all: WHO KILLED MY BIRD FRIEND?!

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    WAS IT YOU?! DID YOU DO IT?!

  • Listen, sometimes you fly to Florida to help your parents clean up after their home was destroyed by a hurricane only to then realize you'll actually be preparing for and fleeing from ANOTHER hurricane, then you go back home, catch a Weezer concert, play some Zelda, and floss with your friends. That's what we like to call... HAMMER TIME.

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    Thanks for all the well wishes, folks! Can't touch this...

  • As Elliott flees the path of Hurricane Milton, Steve heads directly INTO the storm, talking anxiety, Lost, and all sorts of other dangerous topics with friend of the show, @RalphDapel

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    Milton? More like KILTON!! Addicted to... Echoes of Wisdom is fun.

  • With Elliott away, Joe and Steve talk Zachary Snyder, a Tarantino Star Trek, and Constantine 2?! Is this fake?! Are they crazy?! All this and more on this week of the Valleycast!

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    It's fake. It's gotta be fake.

  • In this episode, we laugh, and we get serious. We talk about foreign affairs, and we really shouldn't. We read dirty posts from governors, and we check in on how each other is really doing. It's a grand mix of fun on this one, folks, until things get SERIOUS. So how are YOU doing?

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    How YOU doin'? Remember that? From "Friends"? Hilarious.

  • Apologies for the late upload, folks, but let's face it, this podcast is a labor of love that is always worth the wait. And so we wait. Like a sad chimp locked in a blue room, The Valleycast subsists on Mcdonald's burgers and the compassion of actors from the 90s. Now, let's get (chimp) crazy.

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    Don't buy chimp

  • In a stunning turn of events, Joe Bereta has brought what is being called "deep, unwavering shame" upon his household after abruptly shaving part of his facial hair--only to leave upon his face what some are calling "an abomination." We like it, though.

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    Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice.

  • Mr. William Haynes joins the Valleycast on this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. Steve and Will discuss Michael Jackson, being weird, and their most embarrassing celebrity experiences! And you'll never GUESS who drops by!

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    It's WILL.I.AM HAYNES UNDERWEAR lol

  • It's boy on boy action today as Elliott and Joe come together to discuss Elliott's recent trip to see The Killers in Las Vegas, why J.D. Vance is absolutely awesome, and Elliott shows Joe the neatest new trend on TikTok - where people say horrible things that have happened to them and then pour candy into a bowl. Anyway we brought the Nerd Clusters...

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    Nerd Clusters are so good.

  • Sometimes you gotta pop out and show a bunch of friends that their suspicions about how laid back their doctor used to be were very warranted and he may very well spend many, many years in prison for his involvement in the death of a beloved celebrity. Anyway sorry for the late upload but this one's WORTH IT. Yikes!

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    Bad doctor.

  • Joe and Elliott discovered the most charismatic, perfect entertainer while partaking at the Foo Fighters concert and Steve enters the Matrix.

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    Everything you believe about the world is false. Wake up.

  • You guessed it, folks. Three idiots figured out how consciousness works, and we had a VERY fun time doing it! Anyway, TikTok star Elliot Morgan joins us on this week's episode... of the Valleycast!

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    Shoot: Kevin Plachy

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    Just me and the boys, thinkin' about thinkin'....

  • Ever get LOCKED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE?! Well, get ready to get comfy. Grab your coffee, it's time for an EXTRA INTIMATE episode. Ever seen shoulders? Yeah, we don't like to bust out the heavy guns too often. But here we are. With our heavy, heavy guns.

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    Shoot: Kevin Plachy

    Edit: Kevin Plachy

    Elliott managed to get his gate fixed. Thank you for your concerns. And he apologizes for forgetting to upload this episode. I was going viral on tiktok.