Episodes
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'nyAce D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire IKrissi Williams as Orcmarie OrcmireJon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Willie D Nelson"Unlucky Man" performed by Ace D Wizard"National Anthem (Peel off your skin edition)" performed by Chris RR BausoShow Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" AndersonWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA (2018) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Vivre Dans Un Reve- The Magnetic Buzz ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble OST ; Tide- Sandy Pierce ; Do You Really Wanna Know; Captain Qubz ; Lemon Popsicle & Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, Palkia's Onslaught, In the Future, Temporal Tower, Sky Peak Final Pass & Mt Bristle- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; We Won't Survive- Assaf Ayalon ; Nowhere- Ziv MoranLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Orc MaidenMark Levins as Farky MarkKier Zhou as the Meta-NarratorShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson & Mark LevinsBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Bang Bang, My Ever After, Real Shit Boi & You Da Devil- Where's Lulu? ; Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy- Ace ; World of Absolutes- Field of Giants ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Warriors of the Past- Taheda ; Crash and Burn- Kissing Candice ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- EquipLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome MaidenShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA, SHOP, EQUIP Menu & Flora Awakens- Equip ; Merlee's Mansion- Super Paper Mario OST ; Chernoye Ved'ma The Black Witch- Ian Post ; Hip Shop & CORE- Toby Fox ; Young Wild and Alive, Run Away, Take Me Higher & Impossible- WEARETHEGOOD ; At a Medium Pace Instrumental- Stingray Music Karaoke (Original Song by Adam Sandler) ; Bang Bang- Where's Lulu?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire IIIGavin Reiser as Private PjartsJames Hart as Ita'dikJon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Young PjartsTim Baljet as Bjorc & the skeleman formerly known as BjorcShow Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" AndersonWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Town- Diablo 1 OST ; Tutankoopa's Threats, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Desert Oasis, Huff N Puff's Theme & Mysterious Dry Dry Outpost- Paper Mario OST ; Wave Out- Muma ; Slipsand Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy 2 OST ; Dry Dry Ruins- Mario Kart Wii OSTLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Homeless OrcKier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator & MimeKrissi Williams as Jess'orca Orcly & Female OrcGavin Reiser as Pirate OrcJon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Secret Service OrcUmbriel's Shadow as several orcsPelle Frid as several orcsShow Artwork by Nick VanameeWriting assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" AndersonBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Mt Horn- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; sans, Live Report, Death Report & Anticipation- Toby Fox ; Innocent People Don't Run & Hulullúlulu- Art Against Agony ; Storytime at the Rotten Raccoon- Idokay ; Sinister- CK Martin ; JENOVA- Final Fantasy 7 Remake OST ; My Hero (Foo Fighters) MIDI- MidiFileManLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallTim Jennings as SantaurBilly Mays as HimselfShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Starjump- Lena Raine ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Danger- Final Fantasy V OST ; Bullet Hell Yes, What the Lead Lord Reap & Hulk Melting- doseone ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Winter Bliss- Castle Crashers OST ; Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop & Snowy- Toby FoxLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGavin Reiser as the TrollsShow Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" AndersonSongs used: New GAIA, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spirit of Hospitality, Checking In, In the Mirror, Heart of the Mountain & Prologue- Lena Raine ; Mt. Freeze, Mt. Freeze Peak & Dream Eater- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Circus Minute- Orion Williams; Shop Keep's Suite- Enter the Gungeon OST ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Metal Crusher, Here We Are & Amalgam- Toby Fox ; Fun Fun Fun- DimitrixLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all...Starring Chris Bauso as ShawnGavin Reiser as MarrikothSky Fieri as KaiShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody ; Factory Panic & Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab, Classroom Chaos (Cortex), N. Brio and N. Tropy, Rusty Walrus Chase & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Spider Dance- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Hell- Diablo 1 OST ; it was not death, for i stood up- Amie WatersLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him…THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Thank you to Dumbgeons & Dragons for sponsoring today's episode!Featuring Umbriel's Shadow as SteveD.T. Carel as PeterTim Jennings as The ChieftanKrissi Williams as Krystall EverfallJon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Goblin #2Show Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" AndersonSongs used: New GAIA, Oedo Town, DUNGEON, Outside the Gates, Skytrot & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Family Guy MIDI- KohiHD ; Goron Village & Chase- LoZ Majora's Mask OST ; Frosty Forest, Frosty Grotto & Friend Area Cryptic Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; No Copyright Christmas Music (Free Download) ; Opening Theme- Final Fantasy VI OSTLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown’s remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them…THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannAce D Wizard as several villagersJon "Dr Phil" Anderson as several villagersNakita Ivanof as the villager who gets chokeslammedShow Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Ace D Wizard Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Night Raven- Ian Post ; Planet's Paralysis, Sealed Ruined Pit & Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Prologue- Lena Raine ; Personality Quiz, Mt Thunder & Mt Thunder Peak - PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Stuck in the Middle with You cover by Chris BausoLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Geez, Azataz is sounding a bit different these days...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Gabriel B as Azataz the Wize & Scarletta J QuestmannShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- EquipLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize’s torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives…THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann & Scarletta's motherUmbriel's Shadow as several villagers, the Elf Scout & several skelemenJon "Dr Phil" Anderson as several villagersAce D Wizard as several villagersShow Artwork by Nick VanameePre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs Used: New GAIA, Peaceful Clearing, Pontiff's Pass, Astral Observatory, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hidden Land & Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Dream Eater & Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; The Battle & The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Death Addder- Golden Axe OSTLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Wizard Scroll Shoppe is open for business! T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, water bottles, pins, stickers, and more! Consume product now!
Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser
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Check out Human-B-Gon wherever you listen to podcasts!
Song used: Mt. Steel- PMD Rescue Team OST
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Influx builds a feeding robot for Poopoo...but he build his own replacement? Plus, a job at the local quantum field hockey stadium gets confusing.
Content warning: stupidity, violence (but only to humans)
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Kit: Paul J. Piekoszewski
Hundo: Kat Letwin
Influx: Ian Slessor
Poopoo: Greg Allen
ADM: Adam Ive
Hermite: Darren Street
Additional voices: Tom Goudie, Heather Ngo, W. Keith Tims, Manny Ching, Oliver Wickham, Kyle Derek
Written & Directed by: Drew Frohmann
Recording, Sound Design: Andrew Fumerton
Mix: Adam Ive
Music: Oliver Wickham
Human-B-Gon created by Drew Frohmann and produced at TA2 Sound + Music by Dana Gadsden and Heather Ngo
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Check out Kier Zhou's magnum opus No Return in all its eternal glory wherever you listen to podcasts!
Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip
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It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.
Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore
Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/
Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.
Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro
The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou
The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen
Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair.
This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock
This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgson
Cole Lumbo is played by Chris Bauso
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Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!
What sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time?
Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser
Farm Ambience by Jamie Nord
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Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts!Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist...All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.Starrring Chris Bauso, Gavin Reiser & Krissi WilliamsEpisode Artwork by Jeff PenningtonSongs used: WIS-13, Meraki & Enceladus - Amie Waters ; Thermal Resolution- Tempest2000 OST ; Mayor's Meeting & Middle Boss Battle- Majora's Mask OST ; Trial & Cornered- Phoenix Wright OST ; Friend Area Stratos Lookout- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Juicy Streets- NenorBackground Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James YevonLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed.
Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll
Song used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- Equip
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On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J QuestmannTim Jennings as SantaurShow Artwork by Nick VanameeSongs used: Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop, & Snowy- Toby Fox ; A Minor Key Christmas Medley- Chilly Gonzales ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumentals ; Christmas Is Here- The Delegates ; O Christmas Tree- Bob Hart ; All I Want for Christmas Is You Ukulele cover- Ukulele Cheats ; Greatest Gift of All- BalloonPlanet ; Vintage Christmas Tale- Young Rich Pixies ; We Wish You a Merry Christmas- idokayLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure...THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall EverfallGabriel B as Scarletta J. QuestmannSkyler Giordano as Homunculus #1James Hart as Several HomunculiKier Zhou as Morgan PamseeGavin Reiser as DanielShow Artwork by Nick VanameeBackground Ambiences by Michael GhelfiSongs used: Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena RaineLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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