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TOPIC: What if we became trappers?
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TOPIC: What if in high school we got invited to a slumber party?
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TOPICS: What if you gained control over a tiny country?
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What if you got to choose your best friend's kid's name?
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What if you got your head stuck in a fence? // What if we were competing to be the biggest bully in school?
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TOPICS: "What if we got lost in the woods?" // "What if we were at a water park that was being held hostage by criminals?"
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TOPICS: What if our hearts weren't in the podcast anymore? // What if knees were the new butts? // What if you crashed your bike into a pedestrian?
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I never really participated in specific sports or anything, but once I hit 40, I started to get a little bit more active and began swimming more. -Shigeru Miyamoto
TOPICS: What if you had to do a wisdom tooth removal, bullet removal or breast implant? // What if you were invited to a real life murder mystery party and told to commit real murders or your family would die? // What if Joaquin, Jaku, and Miguel were a thrupple and co-parented 2 little girls?SNEAK PEEK: "I only shop on Wednesdays" // "you wouldn't understand unless you were born aquatically" // "hair and hands are the same things" // "they are gonna be bullied hard with your fat little amazon feet" / "smith wisnlow whos dad is smith johnson"
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Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles. - Benedict Cumberbatch
TOPICS: What if we were at the mall shopping? // Ashlyn AKA Guadalupe asks... What if you had to rename the clouds? // What if your spouse had an otherworldly and unexplainable impulse to disappear?
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"Ape-us Eroticus" // "Hummus Protectus!" // "Falcon Falkon With a K Lightning." // "Sufficancer." // "Guppies!" // "The Summer She Wasn't." // "People fall asleep skydiving all the time!"
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"The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself." - Mark Zhugerberg
TOPICS: What if you had to do your podcast without saying "what" or "if"?
What if your spouse turned into a megaton? // What if Miguel didn’t exist and Jaku was just, purposefully, making up a second voice for Miguel for the sake of the podcast to make people think he had a cohost? Or what if Miguel was real at one point but between episode 2 and 3 Jaku murdered Miguel in a crime of passion but now feels remorse and doesn’t want to get caught, so he’s been pretending to do Miguel’s voice so he doesn’t get caught? -
"The writer is the engineer of the Human soul.” - Joseph Stalin
TOPICS: What if God told you the next that you pursue will be a success? // What if someone you worked for confessed their love to you? // What if it was illegal to buy meat you didn't hunt yourself?
SNEAK PEEK: "Can you stop being so miserable it's annoying me so bad." // "If he was going to confess his love for me he would do it like a gentleman" // "I do not trademark that for myself." // "I'll look over the way you are being really bad to me." // "I Know you're disgusted when you look at me but I love you anyways."
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"Tell the children the truth." -Bob Marley
TOPICS: What if Megalodon was still alive? // What if everyone said your house was haunted, but you saw anything paranormal? // What dogs went extinct?
SNEAK PEEK:"It's like Moby Dick but every weekend." // "Megalodon in its natural habitat." // "Kellogg's....better than masturbation." // "Elephant Play-Doh." // "your mom was being a bully...but you were pretty stupid."
Intro summited by Kim Tea
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"I've committed to surfing the rest of my life." -Lance Armstrong
TOPICS: What if you saw someone riding your stolen bike?
SNEAK PEEK: "I listen to a podcast as a mental supplement." \\ "Just maim you, nothing drastic." \\ "The new Porsche, OCTOPORSCHE, it has eight wheels." \\ "Don't throw your pigs in pearls,they can't swim in them." \\ "I shave my earlobes for heat."
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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein
TOPICS: What if you were tasked with writing all of the children's books for the next generation? \\ What if you were tasked with writing the plots for the next biggest hit sit com?
SNEAK PEEK: "Young boy of thirty years old." \\ "Kermit frog is way more important than women's rights!" \\ "is that what truama is? Just preparing for therapy." \\ "I'm the Anti-vigilante, I break laws and fight cops." \\ "You ever sniffed diesel?' \\ "Lintel, your bride." \\ "HipHop is honestly a dying art form."
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"We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm." - Winston Churchill
TOPICS: What if while on a road trip you stay in a town which has a local news station that tells news of a reality very different from your own? // What if you are stuck on a flight for 12 hours, sitting next to...(Ex? First crush? Someone you're convinced is an alien?)
SNEAK PEEK: "I haven't seen anyone for 8 hours..." // "I would worship Winston Churchill if he glowed!" // "He's Tricking the Rebloblicans into being vegetarians." // "If I put you on a fence, would you leave me?"
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"I respect all grandpas around the world doin' it big." - Machine Gun Kelly
TOPICS: What if you discovered you were a robot? // What if we became famous scientists with enough sponsorship and grant money to perform any experiment we wanted?
SNEAK PEEK: "Grandpas Doing it everywhere all the time." // "You're just a need be robot trying to make his way in the world." // "I tried to get a PhD in milk biology to save the sick cows!!" // "*I cut my hand off* You thought I was bluffing huh mom!?" // "Power straight out of your eyebrows." // "He doesn't know where I keep my special spoon!"
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"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" -Barack Obama
TOPICS: What if you got knocked unconscious and an old man brought you home? // What if someone bet you one thousand dollars to take someone out on the most awkward date ever? // What if money was time? // What if we used fighters instead of lawyers to represent people in court?
SNEAK PEEK: "We went Funeral Hopping!" // "We play Wii tennis until on or both of us is saved!" // "Then it doesn't matter if they have their hands tied behind their back because you have a good lawyer!" // "We do that youth thing and we mama bird it!
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"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." - Mike Myers
TOPICS: What if you were the number 1 fan of a podcast but the people who made the podcast didn't appreciate you? // What if your podcast love wasn't reciprocated? // What if you woke up and the world was run by all cats, lions and kittens alike? // What if you woke up a completely different ethnicity? // What if your favorite podcast low key hated your guts and didn't think your listening was good enough?
SNEAK PEEK: "My brain is like a rabbit, always multiplying and you can't catch it." // "I'm sorry, you said Hard-boiled egg and i heard testicle." // "The point of your pelvis is to make love." // "I don't have the curse of God when i take my shirt off." // "The weebs in california will flock to their homeland." // "you could Forrest Gump it."
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"Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up." - Morgan Freeman
TOPICS: What if you were born with an arch nemesis? // What if you and a friend were seeing if you could fit in a washing machine, but you got stuck inside and your friend left you there? // What if we were master hackers?
SNEAK PEEK: "Racist twins, the worst kind of racists." // " Two in a million." // " Romeo and Julian. // I can make myself so tiny!" // "I have so much punching space!" // " Tricked a stranger into going into a washing machine." // "Stockholm syndrome for a washing machine." // " I have no loved ones but 13 diamonds."
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“If anything is certain, it is that I myself am not a Marxist.
[In a letter about the peculiar 'Marxism' which arose in France 1882]”
― Karl Marx
TOPICS: What if we were in Monsters INC. What would our monsters be like? // What if you were picked to replace a host in a TV Show, Which show would hope to be swapped into // What if we were the architects of heaven and hell?
SNEAK PEEK: "A handshake that could birth a nation." // "I play with the devil's critters." // "The worst thing walking out of my closet... a redneck." // "Direct agression." // "You get to die again, it's the best part about life!" // "Dogs are alligators with legs." // "I tried kissing a girl that was below 5 feet and it was the worst.
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