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  • Release date: 23 August 2013 (UK)

    Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber

    Starring: Jason Sedickis • Jennifer Aniston • Emma Roberts • Will Poulter • Ed Helms • Nick Offerman • Molly Quinn • Kathryn Hann •

    Distributed by: Warner Bros. Pictures

    Box office: $270 million

    Produced by: Chris Bender; Vincent Newman; Tucker Tooley; Happy Walters

    Production companies: New Line Cinema;

    ImDb = 7/10 RT = 44%/100%

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    David, a drug dealer, plans to go to Mexico to pick up a shipment of Marijuana. He hires a stripper, Rose, and two teenagers to pose as his family and cross the border without arousing suspicion.

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  • Release date: 24 January 1986 (UK)
    Director: Sylvester Stallone
    Starring: Sylvester Stallone • Dolph Longren • Talia Shire • Carl Weathers • Bridget Nielsen • Burt Young • Tony Burton •
    Music by: Vince DiCola
    Screenplay: Sylvester Stallone
    Distributed by: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, United Artists

    Financials: $28m / $300m

    Awards: Golden Raspberry • Marshall Trophy • Golden Screen Award • Golden Trailer Award •

    ImDb = 6.9/10 RT = 40%/100%

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    Rocking agrees to accompany Apollo into the ring one last time in an exhibition boxing match against the unknown Russian Ivan Drago.

    Drago though is far too strong for Creed, and kills him in the 2nd round. Rocky blames himself, and is determined to defeat Drago.

    With the help of Duke and Paulie, he travels to Russia to take on Drago.

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  • A very special collaboration with our friends from The Wreckfast Club!

    Join Mossy, David, Chris and I as we (sort of) run the rule over 1998 Michael Bay blockbuster Armageddon.

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    Release Date: July 1st 1998

    Director: Michael Bay

    Starring: Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler, Ben Affleck, Steve Buscemi, Billy Bob Thornton, Owen Wilson, Michael Clark Douglas, Peter Stormere, Jessica Steen, William Fischer, William Paton, Ken Hudson Campbell, Keith David, Jason Issacs

    Financials: $140m / $553.7m

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    NASA astronauts observe that a large asteroid will hit earth in the next eighteen days and destroy life. They realise that their only hope of survival is Harry Stamper, an oil driller.

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  • Release: 19/12/97

    Director: James Cameron

    Starring: Leonardo Di Caprio, Kate Winslet, Bill Paxton, Kathy Bates, Billy Zane, Gloria Stuart, Victoria Garber

    Score: Celine Dion - My Heart Will….

    Financials: $200m / $2.26b

    Awards: Titanic won 11 Oscars, including Best Picture and Best Director, but none of the actors or actresses won an Oscar for Titanic. Kate Winslet and Gloria Stewart were nominated for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress, but both lost.

    ImDb = 7.9/10 RT = 88%/100%

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    Rose, who is being forced to marry a wealthy man, falls in love with Jack, a talented artist, aboard the unsinkable Titanic. Unfortunately, the ship hits an iceberg, endangering their lives.

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  • Neal, who needs to reach home for Thanksgiving, goes through a series of misadventures when his flight gets cancelled and he ends up meeting Del, a salesman.

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    Release date: 12 February 1988 (UK)
    Director: John Hughes
    Starring: John Candy, Steve Martin, Laila Robins, Michael McKean, Kevin Bacon, Dylan Baker.
    Distributed by: Paramount Pictures
    Box office: $49.5m / $15m
    Edited by: Paul Hirsch
    Music by: Ira Newborn
    Awards: Funniest actor in a motion picture (Leading role) John Candy


    ImDb = 7.6/10 RT = 92%/100%

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  • ** SPOILERS FOR DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE **

    Released: 1991
    Director: Ron Howard
    Cinematography: Mikael Salomon
    Music: Hanz Zimmer
    Score: Bruce Hornsby: "The Show Goes On"
    Starring: Kurt Russell, Robert deNiro, William Baldwin, Donald Sutherland, Scott Glenn, and Jennifer Jason Lee, Rebecca De Mornay, JT Walsh, Jason Gedrick.
    Budget: $40m / $152.4m
    Oscars: 3 Nominations (Best Visual Effects, Best Sound Effects and Best Soun)


    ImDb = 6.7/10 RT = 73%/100%

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    Two firefighters of Engine 17 of the Chicago Fire Department are brothers. Lt. Stephen "Bull" McCaffrey, the elder, is experienced, while Brian has labored in his brother's shadow. Brian returns to firefighting after several other careers falter, though Stephen has doubts that Brian is fit to be a firefighter.

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  • Release date: 22 October 2014 (UK)
    Director: David Ayer
    Cast: Brad Pitt, Shia LeBeouf, Logan Lerman, Michael Pena, Jon Bernthal, Jason Issacs, Brad William Henke, Jim Parrack, Javier Samual, Scott Eastwood, Alicia Von Rottberg.
    Distributed by: Columbia Pictures, Sony Budget: $68m / $211.8m
    Cinematography: Roman Vasyanov
    Music by: Steven Price
    Awards: Won 4/16

    ImDb = 7.6/10 RT = 76%/100%

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    In the last months of the Second World War, the allies are are into their final showdown.

    But things are about to become even tougher for Don Collier (an American tank commander) and his crew, while counter-attacking the enemy.

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  • A turf battle between New York Citys street gangs rages from Coney Island to the Bronx.

    The Warriors are mistakenly fingered for the killing of a gang leader, and soon they have every gang in the city out to get revenge.

    They must somehow make their way across the city to their own turf.

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    Release date: 10 May 1979 (UK)
    Director: Walter Hill
    Starring: Michael Beck, James Remar, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, David Patrick Kelly, Terry Micos, Dorset Wright, David Harris, Marcelino Sanchez, Lynn Thigpen
    Score: In the City - Joe Walsh
    Distributed by: Paramount Pictures
    Adapted from: The Warriors
    Budget: $4m / $22.5m
    Cinematography: Andrew Laszlo
    Awards: 0
    ImDb = 7.5/10 RT = 88%/100%

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  • Forrest, a man with low IQ, recounts the early years of his life finding himself in the middle of some of the world's key historical events.

    But all Forrest really wants is to be reunited with his childhood sweetheart, Jenny.

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    Release date: 7 October 1994 (UK)
    Director: Robert Zemeckis
    Starring: Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise, Sally Field, Mykelti Williamson, Daley Joel Osman (Michael Conner & Hanna R Hall)
    Story by: Winston Groom
    Adapted from: Forrest Gump
    Distributed by: Paramount Pictures
    Box office: $55m / $678.2m

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  • Ron Burgundy, a prominent news anchor, enjoys his success amidst the male-driven world of the news industry. However, everything changes when Veronica, an ambitious reporter, comes into the picture.

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    Release date: 10 September 2004 (UK)
    Director: Adam McKay
    Starring: Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, Steve Carrell, David Koecher, Fred Willard, Ben Stiller, Harrison Ford, Judd Appetow, Seth Rogan
    Distributed by: DreamWorks Pictures, FilmFlex
    Budget: $26m / $99.6m
    Edited by: Brent White
    Produced by: Judd Apatow

    ImDb =7.1/10 RT = 66/100%

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  • The Allied armies concocted a plan to win World War II at Arnhem in Holland.

    But disaster ensues when the area surrounding them, including the key bridges in Germany, are loaded with armoured assaults.

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    Release date: 24 June 1977 (UK)
    Director: Richard Attenborough
    Starring: #seanconnery #ryanoneal #michaelcaine #laurenceolivier #marliesvanalcmaer #wolfgangpreiss #hansvonborsody #dirkbogarde #robertredford #paulmaxwell #genehackman #peterfaber #michaelbyrne #anthonyhopkins #jamescaan
    Budget: $25m / $50.7m
    Distributed by: United Artists
    Adapted from: A Bridge Too Far
    Languages: English; German; Dutch

    ImDb = 7.4/10 RT = 59%/100%

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  • When a man is murdered, two men witness it. But there's just one snag. One's a blind man who hears the killer, but can't see them. And the other a deaf man who sees them, but didn't hear the shot.

    Not only don't the police think they're credible witnesses, but fit both for the crime. The killers don't want to take any chances though, and the two men must now work together to save themselves, and bring the killers to justice.

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    Release date: 1 September 1989 (UK)
    Director: Arthur Hiller
    Starring: Gene Wilder (Dave) Richard Prior (Wally) Kevin Spacey (Kirgo) Joan Severence (Eve) Alan North (Braddock) Anthony Zerbe (Sutherland)
    Screenplay: Gene Wilder, Arne Sultan, Earl Barret, Andrew Kurtzman, Eliot Wald, Арни Султан
    Story by: Earl Barret; Arne Sultan; Marvin Worth
    Distributed by: TriStar Pictures
    Box office: $18m / $46.9m

    ImDb = 6.8/10 ● RT = 27%/100%

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  • A family's dream home turns into their worst nightmare when evil spirits rise up to torment them and kidnapps their innocent daughter.

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    Release date: 16 September 1982 (🇬🇧)
    Director: Tobe Hooper
    Story by: Steven Spielberg
    Ass Producer: Kathleen Kennedy
    Starring: Heather O'Roure (Carol Amne) JoBeth Williams (Diane) Zelda Rubenstein (Tangina) Dominique Dunn (Diana) Craig T. Nelson (Steve) Oliver Robbins (Robbie) & Dirk Blocker as Jeff Shaw (Scully).
    Distributed by: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Warner Bros., Warner Bros. Pictures, United Artists, More
    Budget: $10.7m / $121.7m
    Edited by: Michael Kahn

    ImDb = 7.3/10 RT = 88%/100%

    🏆 Nominated for 3 Oscars (Best Visual FX, Best Sound FX & Best Score)

    🏆 Won everything else (Saturn, Jubilee, Golden Reel etc)

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  • Cameron Poe (an ex-Army Ranger with a checkered past) is a wrongly convicted prisoner who is going to be released, only for his plane to be hijacked by another set of high profile prisoners.

    While they seize control of the plane, Poe attempts to gain control of the plan and return home, to see his wife and daughter.

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    Release date: 6 June 1997 (UK)
    Director: Simon West
    Starring: Nicholas Cage (Pope) John Cusack (Larkin) John Malcovich (Cyrus) Steve Buscemi (Garland) Monica Potter (Humming Bird) Ving Rhamez (Dioman Dog) Danny Trejo (Johnny 23) Dave Chappel (Pinball) Colm Meany (Molly)
    Distributed by: Touchstone Pictures, 20th Century Studios, Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures, More
    Budget: $75m / $224m
    Cinematography: David Tattersall

    ImDb = 6.9/10 RT = 58%/100%

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  • Rusty Griswold plans a cross-country road trip with his wife and two sons in a bid to revive the lost ties between them.

    However, their trip turns into a series of mishaps, leading to a series of feisty altercations.

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    Release date: 21st of August 2015 (UK)
    Directors: John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein
    Starring: Chevy Chase (Clark), Beverly D'Angelo (Ellen), Ed Helms (Rusty), Christina Applegate (Debbie), John Francis Daly (Robert), Catherine Missal (Adena), Skyler Gisondo (James), Chris Hemsworth (Stone), Leslie Mann (Audrey).
    Distributed by: Warner Bros.
    Based on: Characters; by John Hughes
    Budget: $31m / $107.2m
    Music by: Mark Mothersbaugh

    ImDb = 6.1/10 RT = 27%/100%

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  • During a routine nighttime training mission in the Scottish Highlands, a small squad of British soldiers expected to rendezvous with a special ops unit instead find a bloody massacre with a sole survivor.

    The savage attackers of the special ops team return, and the men are rescued by Megan (Emma Cleasby), a zoologist who identifies what hunts them as werewolves. Without transport or communications, the group is forced to retreat to a farmhouse to wait for the full moon to disappear at dawn.

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    Release date: 10 May 2002 (UK)
    Director: Neil Marshall
    Starring: Emma Cleasby, Sean Pertwee, Darin Morfitt, Kevin McKidd, Thomas Lockyer, Chris Robson, Bob Kean, Tina Landini, Liam Cunningham, Craig Conway, Bryan Walters, Leslie Simpson & Ben Wright.
    Sequel: Dog Soldiers: Fresh Meat
    Budget: £2.3 million / £5m
    Distributed by: Pathé
    Cinematography: Sam McCurdy

    ImDb = 6.8/10 RT = 79%/100%

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  • An evening of revelry turns into a disaster when James Franco and his celebrity friends get stuck inside his house as a series of apocalyptic events leaves them fighting for survival.

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    Release date: 28 June 2013 (UK)
    Directors: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg
    Starring: James Franco, Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Michael Cera, Jay Baruchel, Even Goldberg, Craig Robinson, Emma Watson, Channing Tatum, Rihanna, Mindy Kaling.
    Budget: $32–41.9m / $126.5m
    Distributed by: Sony Pictures Releasing
    Adapted from: Jay and Seth Versus the Apocalypse
    ImDb = 6.6 RT = 71%

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    Van Helsing, a legendary monster hunter, travels to Transylvania with his sidekick in order to kill Dracula and protect the last surviving member of the ancient Romanian family.

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    Release date: 7 May 2004 (UK)
    Director: Stephen Sommers
    Starring: Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckindale, Richard Roxburgh, David Enham, Eleanor Anaya, Rosie Maran, Silvia Collona, Robbie Coltrane, Shuler Hansley, Kevin O'Conner.
    Distributed by: Universal Pictures
    Adapted from: Dracula, Frankenstein
    Box office: $160m / $300.2m

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  • Two cops from different cultures, who cannot stand each other, team up to save the kidnapped 11-year-old daughter of a diplomat. With time running out, they must nab the criminals and save the girl.

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    Release date: 4 December 1998 (UK)
    Director: Brett Ratner
    Starring: Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Julia Hsu, Ken Leung, Tom Wilkinson
    Box office: $35m / $244.4m
    Distributed by: New Line Cinema, Warner Bros., Columbia Pictures, TriStar Pictures, FilmFlex
    Cinematography: Adam Greenberg
    Languages: English; Cantonese; Mandarin

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