Episodes
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Revelations abound as we get a(nother) manager, score some goals, discover some good football broadcasting content and discover we haven't done one of these in a packed schedule meaning there are four (4!) games to discuss as well as your usual nonsense.
0.00 - opening
2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Vyškov, Zlín and Prostějov (though not all in the same game)
12.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
24.25 - Quiz Time!
30.30 - Zbrojovka vs. SK Líšeň
42.45 - Sigma Olomouc B preview
49.55 - Beer of the Podcast
53.00 - Dutch & Hosea Vlašim preview
59.00 - outro -
Home form revelations, beer above expectations, manager defenestrations and shot-stopping compensations all come to the fore as we look back on two games, drink maybe the best beer we've ever had, briefly mention the fact that Hýnek was Zbrojovka manager but no-one really noticed... and more!
0.00 - opening
1.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Tábor
9.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
23.30 - Sparta B vs. Zbrojovka
32.20 - Vyškov preview
42.55 - Beer of the Podcast
47.00 - Zlín preview
58.30 - outro -
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It's going quite well and that makes us uncomfortable, although no more so than usual. Join us for two reviews, two previews, a Chomp-inspired beer, laughing at some Dutch people, mAcKlEyThEr hitting the ground running, Paddy Žitny's mystery goal, Dyno-Rod's Adam Hero, a heart-warming tale from Scottish League Two and more!
0.00 - opening
1.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim
9.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
16.30 - Varnsdorf vs. Zbrojovka
23.40 - Táborsko preview
32.10 - Beer of the Podcast
35.35 - Sparta B preview
43.10 - outro -
African Club or Indie Band is back! And so is the football season. We've brought many, many people (not us, the club) so we discuss that, preview things, drink a beer that... yeah... and generally get back on the horse.
0.00 - opening
1.40 - Ins 'n' Outs
18.30 - Quiz Time!
26.05 - Chrudim preview
36.30 - Beer of the Podcast
41.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
47.00 - Varnsdorf preview
55.40 - outro -
The winter break is here, so we look back at our last three matches, give a well-earned thumbs-up to Roman Potočny, have a beer, and then spend most of the time stealing the format of a well-known quiz show. Enjoy!
0.00 - opening
2.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Slavia B & Baník B
10.05 - Only Connect! Guess the Connection
17.30 - Beer of the Podcast
23.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Opava
32.50 - David's random 2.Liga players quiz
37.40 - Hot? Or Not?!
48.40 - Only Connect! Sequences
59.10 - outro -
We're bottom of the league! The season hits its nadir (so far) as we talk Bread & Butter Vlašim and Viktoria Žižkov, Sam gets his darts on, we try a train beer, David goes to a fans' forum, we have a quick round of Keep or Kick Out and we finish off with the most unpleasant vocal performance we've ever featured courtesy of the throaty screeching of Lucie Bílá.
0.00 - opening
2.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Hall & Oates Vlašim
8.25 - Fans' Forum report
19.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
29.45 - Quiz Time!
35.30 - Beer of the Podcast
40.25 - Viktoria Žižkov vs. Zbrojovka
55.40 - previews + keep or kick out
1.03.10 - outro -
We - Zbrojovka - score a goal from open play! Huzzah! We - Zbrojovkast - play African Club or Indie Band, try a wet-hopped beer, get bemused by the French, shake our collective fists at the weather, and generally babble on nicely. Welcome!
0.00 - opening
2.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Líšeň and Sigma B
17.10 - Hot? Or Not?!
27.30 - Quiz Time!
33.30 - Beer of the Podcast
38.20 - Chalk & Cheese Vlašim and Viktoria Žižkov previews
48.10 - outro -
An absolute cracker of an episode as we talk new owners, missed sitters, goal ambitions, politicians, cherry Session, Dutch aggression, made-up names, coming games WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
Oh, and there's a belting ska music pun as well.
0.00 - opening
1.10 - ownership chat
11.50 - Quiz Time! part one
18.20 - Zbrojovka vs. Vyškov and Tatran Bohunice
25.10 - Beer of the Podcast
29.05 - Zbrojovka vs. Zlín
35.50 - Hot? Or Not?!
43.40 - Quiz Time! part two
52.40 - Prostějov and Líšeň previews
1.05.00 - outro -
Tábor! Uničov! A ten-goal thriller! Beer! Gary Medel! Mashed potatoes! Majka the Pundit! Pigeons! Medieval skulduggery! Drum theft! If you can find another podcast with all these things in it, what on earth do you want from life? They're all here!
0.00 - opening
1.45 - Tábor (and very briefly Sparta B) vs. Zbrojovka, feat. Majka the Pundit
12.00 - Vyškov and Zlín (A-team) previews
21.45 - Beer of the Podcast
28.20 - Uničov vs. Zbrojovka B
35.30 - What's the Deal With... Uničov?
41.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
49.40 - Strány and Kroměříž (B-team) previews
57.10 - outro -
Sam almost gets scammed by a child, David goes to Germany, Brno get hit for six in one of the most stunningly funny / pathetic games we've ever seen of anything PLUS we talk B-team, quiz, financial mismanagement and drink one of the weirdest, most interesting beers we've ever had...
0.00 - opening
3.25 - Zbrojovka vs. Chrudim (briefly) and Varnsdorf (much longer)
16.45 - Quiz time!
22.10 - Tábor and Sparta B previews
30.30 - Hot? Or Not?!
40.25 - Beer of the Podcast
46.50 - What's happening with the B-team and why you should care
54.30 - outro -
We're back with a bing and a bang and a bish-bash-bosh! We discuss the summer ins and outs, Jihlava, have a pretty good wheat beer, make troll noises, look at CDs and have a childish giggle over a Dutch striker's name - all while being filmed! It's a multimedia extravaganza.
0.00 - opening
1.50 - summer transfer stuff
8.50 - Jihlava vs. Zbrojovka
18.40 - Hot? Or Not?!
27.50 - Opava preview
35.00 - Beer of the Podcast (feat. Ryan)
38.30 - Chrudim preview
48.30 - outro -
APOLOGIES: I didn't check the mic input on this episode, so the sound quality is below our usual (honestly very good) standard, but I've done the best I can to salvage it. Unfortunately, the content is our usual standard, but you're used to that by now.
0.00 - opening
1.50 - Zbrojovka vs. Kroměříž and Vlaším
17.10 - League summaries and general round-up
32.45 - Hot? Or Not?!
44.10 - Stat Attack!
51.30 - Beer of the Podcast
56.20 - Quick questions and the coming season
1.02.30 - outro -
Football is a weird thing, and so is this podcast. Chalky beer, bad pronunciation, Robert Burns, a friendly Italian and the Verve all get a mention, while we preview the last two games, look back at three, and listen to David getting increasingly exasperated over a quiz.
0.00 - opening
2.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Příbram, Žižkov and Líšeň
11.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
20.40 - Quiz time! Part one
28.00 - Kroměříž and Vlašim previews
36.40 - Beer of the Podcast
40.50 - Quiz time! Part two
52.40 - outro -
Sam's alter-ego makes an appearance as we dig through the murk and mire of the "new" ownership, as well as looking back and forward, drinking what can only be described as a Strudelbräu, getting annoyed with Antony, investigating myths and legends and generally larking about.
0.00 - opening
1.45 - "new" owners and the general situation
15.30 - Zbrojovka vs. Prostějov and Varnsdorf
27.00 - Zbrojovka vs. Jihlava and Vyškov
34.40 - Beer of the Podcast
37.50 - Hot? Or Not?!
44.15 - Opava and Přibram převiews
53.50 - outro -
How to describe a game neither of us saw? Well... we give it a go then abandon it for a quiz. That silliness plus Albanian football, a delicious beer, Saudi Arabia vs. TNS, an exclusive money-saving offer*... and more!
*not really
0.00 - intro
1.45 - Zbrojovka vs. Sparta B
16.00 - Prostějov preview
25.20 - Hot? Or Not?!
39.45 - Beer of the Podcast
45.00 - Varnsdorf preview
55.40 - outro -
Wobbles aplenty on and off the pitch as we talk fan demonstrations, funerals, FA Cup action and fuckin' strong stout, plus Sam takes a dive into AI-generated content and David struggles to remember literally any Aberdeen players.
0.00 - opening
2.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Tábor
14.05 - Hot? Or Not?!
21.40 - MFK Chrudim vs. Zbrojovka
35.10 - Beer of the Podcast
41.20 - Sparta B preview
52.50 - outro -
We know. Exciting, isn't it? The second half of the FNL season is underway! We talk squad and ownership farrago, try the poshest, rarest beer we've ever had, wonder where Edrisa Lubega got to (Estrela Amadora at last sighting), try and solve the $750 mystery and witter on about loads more!
0.00 - opening
1.30 - squad and club updates
11.40 - Dukla Prague vs. Zbrojovka
19.40 - Tábor preview (incl. quiz)
34.40 - Beer of the Podcast (hi Sander!)
42.00 - Hot? Or Not?!
51.20 - Chrudim preview
1.00.50 - outro -
Kit sponsors! Classic teams! Mascots! Football in 2023! Other topics! ALL HERE! Yes, here it is, Sam's Big Football Quiz (aka The Quiz of Choice). A couple of great rounds and some interesting twists to keep you on the edge of wherever you sit when you listen to podcasts. Or the edge of the pavement if you listen while walking.
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If you've missed this new, extremely tenuous section of the show, here's a super-cut of all our mini-quizzes based on the niche interests of certain members of Zbrojovka's squad. You don't need to know anything about football to join in, so play along to learn about geography, history, jet propulsion and more in the company of our players.
0.00 - Adam Kronus
3.55 - Musa Alli (feat. Ben)
8.05 - Martin Toml
11.20 - Denis Granečný
16.45 - Martin Nový
22.20 - Lukáš Endl
28.30 - Martin Berkovec -
Tales from foreign lands this episode as we look back at five games: three of FCZB and two from abroad! What balls should you put in your mouth? How much gyros is too much gyros? How do you avoid being stabbed by Greeks? And what in the world is a Zutphen? All these topics - and more! - in this episode of the world's best English-language Zbrojovka podcast.
0.00 - opening
1.50 - Zbrojovka vs SK Líšeň (aka the Battle for the Štatl)
10.25 - SK HS Kroměříž vs. Zbrojovka
13.50 - A Potted History of... Kroměříž
17.15 - Hot? Or Not?!
27.00 - Adventures in the Netherlands and Greece
35.40 - Beer of the Podcast
40.10 - Zbrojovka vs. Sigma Olomouc B feat. club updates
47.30 - outro - Show more
