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Hello, dear listener. I am sorry to inform you that our good pal Dayton can no longer differentiate between his two beloved siblings. Not only that, but the fool also forgot which microphone he was supposed to use, and so we all must suffer through the first twenty minutes of this show with his… laptop mic (insert shudder here). To be fair, he probably doesn’t want to listen all of the Cats Facts that Desten has in store this week, either. Does that make things even? Spoiler: nope. But despite all stumbling blocks, you can still sleep soundly tonight knowing that that one stoplight in Pennsylvania is a-okay, and so are all of the workplace toilets. Nothing to see here, folks. Just your regular old Standard Toilet (TM). Yes, all is well within the KIT universe. Don’t believe me? See for yourself. Oh yeah and one more thing? PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR PLATES BEFORE PAUSING THIS EPISODE AT ANY POINT. The Rose Bros are tired of seeing their fans with glass in their feet, frozen in time forever. That is all.
original date of recording: January 3rdish, 2020.
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In this episode of Keep it Together with The Rose Bros, prepare yourself for the hottest new trend and Dayten's worst enemy- is it possible that it's himself? There were so many noteworthy headlines this week that the only way they could be dealt with is through an unprecedented rapid-fire segment that's sure to leave listeners satisfied. Also, evil beware. There's a new hero in town. Not that we think any of you are evil or anything.
originally recorded 11/19/19
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The people spoke. We listened. And now we're here with all the super rad Austin Powers jokes that you crave. You don't have to call us heroes, but we won't fault you for thinking it. Also, scientist should be very proud for giving us a world in which tiny rats drive tiny cars to reduce tiny stress. Just try and think about those tiny rats in tiny cars tonight as you fall asleep, instead of a teddy bear with a full set of human teeth. Good luck.
originally recorded 11/2/19
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As it turns out, us Rose Bros are real gamers. So long as those games are in some way devised by a fast food chain. On that note, have you seen Colonel Sanders' hot anime upgrade? It's finger lickin good. In fact, the only thing not good about this episode is our pal Desten's mic quality. But we've all agreed to forgive him... this once.
originally recorded 10/5/19
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Okay so there's good news and bad news. And more bad news. The good news is that AT&T released a song that ended up being a total bop. The bad news is that the raiding of Area 51 came and went, and only a few people ended up running with their arms behind their backs. As it turns out, they could stop all of us. The other bad news is that Dayten ended up having to explain to Mama Rose what a taint is. Oh well, not every day can be a good day. This is Keep it Together with The Rose Bros, what else would you expect?
original recording 9/21/19
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When you have a haunch that needs haulin, you know who you're callin, call the Haunch Brothers (and their number one fan). Just make sure that they don't get Riverad when they get there. Also, we learn what Nesse is really made of. Spoiler: it's eels. Nesse is made of eels.
originally recorded 8/17/19
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I bet you know that Samuel L. Jackson was part of the Avengers movies, but did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow, somehow, had no idea? In this episode of Keep it Together with the Rose Bros, we learn about some organ that we've had with us all along that scientists are just now discovering, since their time is no longer occupied with faking the moon. Scary things inhabit our sewers, and that fear on your face? Well, you can no longer hide it.
originally recorded 8/10/19
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In this episode of Keep it Together with the Rose Bros, we discuss the secret agenda that Bernie Sanders may or may not have in revealing all America knows about aliens. Then, Dayten Goes Deep into the strange town of Rachel, Nevada, which, according to the census, is comprised solely of college educated women. And if you stick around long enough then you'll get to hear about the unlikely guest appearance of the Ouroboros itself.
originally recorded 7/27/19
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Welcome to Keep it Together with the Rose Bros. In this episode, you will lament with the furry community about the infamous musical-turned-movie(if it can be called that), Cats. Find out who Kanye wishes to encapsulate Kanye, and help the Rose Bros decipher the eggplant emoji, and count to root beer.
originally recorded 7/13/19
