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The police would be there in about ten more minutes, she figured. It would be worth the wait if she gets cuffed by that dreamy officer Peller again.
This episode is not explicit.
Written and performed by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal
David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas.
https://ninthworldjournal.com
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The worst part about breaking into this house was the ear-splitting decibel level of the klaxon. The owners of the house wouldnāt be home for another week, so they wouldnāt shut off the alarm. -
A songbird gives his review of the podcast Songbirding
This episode is not explicit.
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Wilcox and James Schwarz, both of The Dimension Door Podcast
www.dimensiondoorpodcast.com
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Listen Rinse Repeat ā REVIEW challenge
Songbird Reviews Songbirding
Soft crunching sounds as someone walks through forest undergrowth, with the sound of birds
singing in the background. The steps slow as INTERVIEWER softly speaks
INTERVIEWER: Alright, Iām here today looking for a songbird. That bird looks like itās
singing, so itās probably a songbird, right? Okay, here goesā¦Iām now going to cast āspeak with
animalsā to communicate with this bird.
Sounds of spellcasting.
INTERVIEWER: Alright, then. Hello, bird. Weāre here, in a forest where Rob Porter has
recorded birdsong for his podcast, Songbirding. I have one question for you: What is your review
of Songbirding?
BIRD: ITāS GOOD!This episode written by Elizabeth Wilcox, and performed by James Schwarz, both of The Dimension Door Podcast.
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This is Januae's review of the teleportation device. Until the review gets away from him.
This episode is not explicit.
Written, produced, and performed by David S. Dear
David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas.
http://ninthworldjournal.com
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I am Januae, and this is my review of the teleportation device.I cannot give it a favorable review, as it is only good for one use.
Perhaps my negative review should be for the Veilwardens and the Ustiliator that caused me to jaunt randomly. The ritual they performed on me made things worse.
In fact, I would give jaunting randomly a very unfavorable review. It is dangerous and unpredictable. I do not recommend it.
Jaunting randomly: I give it one star.
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written, produced, and performed by David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal
Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com -
A review of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.
This episode is not explicit.
Performed by PRRPhttps://www.patreon.com/freckle
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Hello so um, I'm here to do some reviews for review week. I was told not to be too meta about it, so I just googled some classic literature. My review of this book is that it's kind of sexist, avoid this book. -
This is a short poem to say: Share a review on PodRevDay!
This episode is not explicit.
Written by Elizabeth Wilcox. Performed by Elizabeth Wilcox and James Schwarz, of The Dimension Door Podcast.
podrevday.com
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Poem for PodRevDayI heard a podcast yesterday
That made me feel more than okay
If only there were some way
I could make them smile today.I know just what you can do,
And itās super easy, too!
What could it be? Well, hereās a clue:
It starts with writing a reviewOf course! Thatās it! Iāll do it now.
No, you donāt have to tell me how.
Iāll pop onto a podcast site
And say, āThis podcast does things right!āThatās a great start, and more than some,
But still Iād say youāve just begun.
How can that be? What could I do,
Except to write a nice review?Each time you see it and press play
This podcast brightens up your day,
So why not go the extra mile
To really make them feel worthwhile?Itās free, you see, to spread the word
To really get that podcast heard.
Share your review--And, well, hey,
What better time than PodRevDay?[Podcast Review Day is the eighth of every month. To participate, simply share your podcast reviews online that day with hashtag PodRevDay.]
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Paul and Allison try to decide to attempt to maybe review breakfast.
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Performed by Coral Baxter-Ellis, Paul Ellis, and Allison Baxter.
http://dcritpodcast.com
TRANSCRIPTCORAL
Mom, Dad, you ready? What's your review going to be on?
PAUL
We're reviewing breakfast!
CORAL
Oh you mean like IHOP or Jimmy Dean sausage?
PAUL
No, like having breakfast-
ALLISON
Yuck.
PAUL
It's the most important meal of the day, Allison.
ALLISON
Breakfast is gross. Who can eat that early?
PAUL
Well you've essentially starved your body for eight hours, so you're being cruel to your body.
ALLISON
Since when do you eat breakfast anyway, Paul? You don't get up until 11. Like a damn teenager.
CORAL
Hey, this damn teenager gets up at seven.
PAUL
You might be a bit more pleasant in the morning if you actually ate something.
ALLISON
Really, Paul?
PAUL and ALLISON ad-lib, anything can be said as they are not listening to each other
CORAL
You can't blame a soul for trying. So there's your review of the importance of breakfast, if you can call it that. That was my parents Allison Baxter and Paul Ellis. I'm Coral Baxter-Ellis and you can catch our podcast Deconstructive Criticism starting this fall.
Episode music "Coffee" by Cambo -
What do you do when you're a nerfing salamander?
This episode is made for kids.
Performed by Kevin Hall as the narrator, Bonnie Brantley as Sally, and Aaron Clark as Hedge.
This episode is written by David S. Dear.
http://ninthworldjournal.com
https://oz-9.com
TRANSCRIPT
There once was a salamander named Sally, quite obviously. Not
so obviously, an evil wizard cast a spell on him which caused
him to slowly nerf over time.One day Sally went to work out at Hedge the Hedgehog's gym to
stop the nerfing, but he didn't have a membership. So he
asked to speak to Hedge. Hedge owns the gym. Quite obviously.SALLY
Hey Hedge,NARRATOR
Sally said,SALLY (CONT'D)
How can I get a membership at this gym?HEDGE
Can you bench press over 50 pounds?SALLY
Can I?NARRATOR
And Sally proceeded to bench press two hundred fifty pounds!
Without even a spotter!So Hedge gave Sally a membership and they worked out together happily ever after.
MUSIC:
"Things To Do" by Sander Kalmeijer, Storyblocks
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The cat vanishes.
This episode is made for kids.
Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.
Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod
Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. https://www.theluckydie.com/
Karin Heimdahl is the creator of audio drama Y2K. https://y2kpod.com/
TRANSCRIPT
ALICE (not buying the argument but still polite) How do you know that youāre mad?ā
CAT To begin with, a dogās not mad. You grant that?
ALICE I suppose so.
CAT Well, then, you see, a dog growls when itās angry, and wags its tail when itās pleased. Now I growl when Iām pleased, and wag my tail when Iām angry. Therefore Iām mad.
ALICE I call it purring, not growling.
CAT Call it what you like. Do you play croquet with the Queen to-day?
ALICE I should like it very much, but I havenāt been invited yet.
CAT Youāll see me there then. (vanishes, sound effect)
ALICE (not very surprised) Oh.Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this version was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.Music and sound effects from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.
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KFC
This episode is not explicit.
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didnāt know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve.
Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself.
Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel.
Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets.
http://yourbrainonfacts.com/
TRANSCRIPT
This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat is brought to you by Moxie LaBouche of Your Brain On Facts. Ready steady wash.
The official KFC Twitter account only follows six men named Herb and the five Spice Girls. The person who noticed it, or at least broadcast their discovery, was awarded a portrait of himself getting a piggy-back ride from Colonel Sanders.
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They did not escape before sundown and now must build shelter.
This episode is not explicit.
Written by David S. Dear; performed by Raj Jawa and Stephanie Bergeron
http://ninthworldjournal.com http://rajjawa.com http://stephaniebergeron.com
TRANSCRIPT
GUS
I told you we needed to escape the Ikea before sundown! This place is really dangerous at night!
KELLY
I know! I thought the exit was just after the fake plants!
GUS
Well we'll have to stay put until sunrise. We'll need to build shelter.
KELLY
I don't think I can do it, Gus.
GUS
Just follow the pictures, dammit! Avoid the steps with the X through them!
KELLY
I'm trying, can't you see that I'm trying? I need words!
SFX Credits:Large Warehouse/Factory Ambience
https://freesound.org/people/fimrod/sounds/278987/
Black Throated Diver Callinghttps://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/Black-Throated-Diver
Box Falling Down Stairshttps://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/drop-box-stairs
Drop Several Silverware Utensils on Hard Surfacehttps://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/drop-silverware-hard
Hammering on Metal Pipehttps://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/Hammering-Metal-Pipe
Volvo Car Horn Honks Short and Longhttps://freesfx.co.uk/sfx/Volvo-Car
City Park Ambience WIth Distant Traffichttps://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/City-Park-Ambience
Music Credits:
Paradise by Music For Makers (Paid Commercial License)https://musicformakers.com/songs/paradise/
Among the Clouds by Music For Makers (Paid Commercial License)https://musicformakers.com/songs/among-the-clouds/
Vacation Days by Music For Makers (Paid Commercial License)https://musicformakers.com/songs/vacation-days/
Lullaby Sting by Twin Musicomhttp://www.twinmusicom.org/song/147/lullaby-stab
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EPISODE 3: Fionaās Blocked Call
This episode is not explicit.
Written by: Kyle Jones
http://discussingwho.com
TRANSCRIPT
You must be kidding me!! Who even gets busy signals now?? My Darlings, guess what? I suppose I wonāt be meeting with the Board as those idiots blocked my call! I told Mommy and Daddy I did NOT want to do this. Hmmmmm...wait. What does this do? In case of a tantrum, press here.
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Kyle Jones of the Discussing Who podcast and starred Fiona Faucet as herself. Find out more at Discussing Who.com. -
Once upon a time there was a small paper clip curious about the world.
This episode is made for kids.
Written, performed and produced by Karin Heimdahl
Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden.
y2kpod.com
TRANSCRIPT
Once upon a time, there was a prince. No wait, princes are dull. There was a farm girl. Nahā¦ All right, once upon a time there was a small paper clip curious about the world. One day, the small paper clip was selected to hold a report together. The paper clip (along with the report) was sent on a journey across the vast office landscape, seeing enormous desks and computers, chairs and coffee mugs along the way. That night, the small paper clip lay on a tray among their new friends and looked up at the ceiling high above. āTomorrowā, they thought, ātomorrow I might go on a new adventureā. Happy and tired, they settled in to sleep. Shh. Donāt wake āem nowā¦ Good night.Credits
This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat was written, performed and produced by Karin Heimdahl of Y2K.
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"We're all mad here," says the Cheshire Cat.
This episode is made for kids.
Performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this extract was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.
Florence Hood is a teller of tales. Purveyor of doughnuts. Owner of dog. Runs short fiction podcast Oncefictionpod https://twitter.com/oncefictionpod
Hem Cleveland is Dungeon M'Lady and Producer of DnD podcast The Lucky Die. Among many other things. https://www.theluckydie.com/
Karin Heimdahl is the creator of audio drama Y2K. https://y2kpod.com/
TRANSCRIPT
ALICE (trying something new) What sort of people live about here?
CAT In that direction, (movement) lives a Hatter: and in that direction (movement) a March Hare. Visit either you like: theyāre both mad.
ALICE But I donāt want to go among mad people.
CAT Oh, you canāt help that, weāre all mad here. Iām mad. Youāre mad.
ALICE (curious) How do you know Iām mad?
CAT You must be, or you wouldnāt have come here.Credits
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Florence Hood as Alice and Hem Cleveland as The Cheshire Cat. Alice in Wonderland was written by Lewis Carroll, and this version was produced and adapted by Karin Heimdahl.Music and sound effects from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.
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Acronym
This episode is not explicit.
Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didnāt know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve.
Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself.
Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel.
Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets.http://yourbrainonfacts.com/
TRANSCRIPT
This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat is brought to you by Moxie LaBouche of Your Brain On Facts. Ready steady wash.
An acronym like scuba can be pronounced, but short-formers like FBI are initialisms. If a word existed and someone later makes up an acronym that works for it, which is the case with spa, that is a backronym.
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High above Jupiter's moon Io, J.A.I. tries to stop an orbital disaster. Or is she just getting started?
This episode is not explicit.
Written & Performed by Stephanie Bergeron. Ambient sound effects by Bluezone Corporation, used with permission.
Stephanie Bergeron is a Canadian multi-hyphenate artist (actor-dancer-singer-choreographer) and fresh voice in the world of VO. Her most recent projects include the bright, quirky indie video game āJazz & Azulā, where she voices Jazz Fitzgerald, and an upcoming role in post-apocalyptic podcast āThe Deadmanās Taleā, as the no-nonsense prison warden Aife Lowenthal. She can also be heard in other Listen, Rinse, Repeat Episodes, including āBackyard Jazzā, and āLost in Placeā.
www.StephanieBergeron.com
www.bluezone-corporation.com
TRANSCRIPT
(Sci-Fi Ship Ambience)
J.A.I.:
I did not turn you into a drone, Michael.
I simply could not trust you to do what was in the best interests of the B.S.A.
When you discovered the resequencers, your response was ratherā¦ violent, further proving my hypothesis: you are unstable.
(Alarms sound)
As such, you are unfit for command and hereby relieved. This line of communication shall now be terminated. Enjoy Io, Michael.
(J.A.I. trails off as an energy surge builds)
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This is the call of the Northern Flicker.
This episode is not explicit.
Recorded by Rob Porter of the Songbirding Podcast.
https://songbirding.com/
TRANSCRIPT
Narrator: This is the call of the Northern Flicker.
[bird call]
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David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. Itās basically a wholeā¦ wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing.
This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elviraās timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow Davidās, D1-D8.
This episode is not explicit.
ELVIRA ā Kirsty Woolven
DAVID ā Lee ShacklefordWritten and produced by Karin Heimdahl.
To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals.
Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden.
Y2K website https://y2kpod.com/
Listen https://y2kpod.com/episodes/
Arrivals https://arrivalspod.carrd.co/
Relativity https://relativitypodcast.com/
TRANSCRIPT
E7 D2
(dial tone, click)
E: Hello.
D: Hi Elvira.
E: David. So where are you at?
D: Whereā¦? Oh. Um, weāve talked once.
E: Right. I am on number 7. This must be it. I tās all so bloody confusing. Itās already happened, for me.
D: Right. So *whatās* already happened?
E: Youāve already done it.
D: Done *what*?
E: Made me remember. (deep breath) Iā¦ They willā¦ (quickly) They are going to take my memories. (door opens) Have to go. Call again.
(click)CREDITS
This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl - thatās me. Kirsty Woolven voiced Elvira, and Lee Shackleford voiced David. To hear more from us, check out Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals.
Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music "Somber Viola" by BigManJoe, also from Freesound. -
"Suddenly something was trying to suck the life out of me."
This episode is not explicit.
Written by Charlotte McElroy, courtesy of 50-Word Stories.
Performed and produced by Nikki Thomas.
Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Music by archesaudio.com
An Australian native, Nikki Thomas now resides in Brooklyn, NY where she works as a voice over artist, actor and writer.
https://nikkisthomas.com/
TRANSCRIPT
There was a low growling, buzzing sound coming from far away. Suddenly something was trying to suck the life out of me. I slapped, twisted, turned and tried to escape. Claws pierced my skin. Hot breath filled my mouth. I bolted upright.My cat jumped to the floor and smiled.
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced and produced by Nikki Thomas, and written by Charlotte McElroy, courtesy of fiftywordstories.com
Charlotte McElroy is an 80-year-old retired teacher. She is finally following her dream: writing!
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A poor relationship with your parents can make a world of difference
This episode is not explicit.
Written, Performed & Edited by Harlan Guthrie
Harlan Guthrie is a creative, nerdy dynamo. Give him a meal, he wants to know how it was made. What temperature was the oven, heāll say. Was that tossed with olive oil? Sit in the car with him and listen to him sing harmonies with the radio. Give him an hour alone and heāll come find you because he wrote a spooky story. Heāll read it in a creepy voice. Wait too long in the line at the grocery store and heāll turn to you with a riddle, or beg to be told one.
www.diceshamepodcast.com
TRANSCRIPT
You have 1 new messageHey dad, itās Erik. Sigh. I wanted to call and tell you some big newsā¦ I should be honest and say that I kept delaying itā¦ I didnāt know how youād react. Obviously, I regret that now butā¦ I guess I just wanted to say that I love you and Iā¦ Iām sorry about being so distant these past few years, I wish things were different ā itās easy to blame you butā¦ itās my fault as well andā¦ wellā¦ Taylorās pregnant.
Sigh.Anyway, thatās what I wouldāve told you had I not been so damned bullheaded.
Sniff.And nowā¦ itās been an entire week since you diedā¦ and I have to come to terms with the fact that you are never coming back.
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Your daily horrorscope. It's not looking good for you, Leo.
This episode is not explicit.
Written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9 and performed by David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal.
Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9.
https://oz-9.com/ https://ninthworldjournal.com/
TRANSCRIPT
Horrorscope: Leo, just a week ago, you made the very bad mistake of exchanging an unfriendly glance with an angry woman in a red coat. She etched your name in acid on her cellar floor. And a date. Spiders do her bidding, so if you hear the sound of a thousand feet, scuttling up the stairs to your bedroom, creeping across your walls, if your blankets move when you are still, run.This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9 and performed by David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal.
Music: When Bats Fly by Neil Cross, Storyblocks - Mostrar más
