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Just to be 100% TRANSparent, this is NOT an officially sanctioned “Chronicles” episode. However, it is the time of year for the TRANS-Siberian Orchestra (featuring the “Savatage Brothers”) and we felt compelled by the power of the holiday season to delve into the realm of HAIR METAL and reflect back on one of the least desirable (yet often most satisfying) subgenres of metal alongside memories of poon from the days of yore with the kinds of girls you would “meet once at a party and never talk to again”. Really, the entire objective of hair metal was to give actual metal heads an “in” to attaining money, drugs, and (especially) poon back in the day.
Dust off your “gloves of shame” and get ready to “rip the band-aid off” and “power through it” because it’s time to “hold hands”, discover some “stall appropriate noises” for the next time you’ve got to “deuce” and JOIN US as we get into the good, the bad, and the horrific of HAIR METAL.
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(00:01): “Yeah…yeah…yeah…”/ #audiolightning / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “…like with girls who just turned 18…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodescideroftheepisode #StrongbowCider / “Preacher’s collar…or Snake Bite?”/ #onmicburp #uhhhhkay / Thanksgiving summary / “Apparently, if you don’t shower for long enough…all the mucus turns into an extra layer of skin…”/ #gamey / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOW NOTES!!!*** / #RussellsReflectionsThanksgivingEdition / “Do y’all sit around and get shitfaced now?”/ “That sounds like when I went to the Beach Mountains awhile back…traversing a mountain…”/ “That is so hard to watch now…”/ #MacysParade / “There had to be a time in human history when that was entertaining…”/ #simulationtheory #blackandwhitehouses / #WizardOfOz / “Stop me if I did this the last time…”/ #Terrifier3 (NOTE: This is at least the 3rd time and at least the 3rd episode that Russell has mentioned Terrifier 3…) / #goreporn / “One of the first things to creep me out in horror…”/ “You can’t kill people during the day and you can’t listen to metal during the day…”/ “Are we ready?”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / “You’re not sounding good there, Mr. Trump…”/ “3.2 Trillion dollars in cuts, they said they’re gonna make…”/ ***If you wanna hit us up with requests or correspondences on the #socialmedia you can do so at #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok , or email us at [email protected] or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “Can you imagine Elvis and Peter Steele doing a duet?” / #WREKage has events!? / #TransSiberianOrchestra #ChristmasMusic #SavatageBrothers
(21:07): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: HAIR METAL!!! / “This is not an official, sanctioned #Chronicles episode…”/ “Why not shit on #hairmetal ???”/ “I think it brings back memories of poon from days of yore…”/ “She’s the kinda girl you should meet once at a party, do anal, and never talk to her again…”/ “He was into babies?”/ “We’re way off…”/ #Bulletboys SMOOTH UP IN YA (Bulletboys – 1988) / “Thank ye…”/ “I need a bonfire and a bottle of #BoonesFarm …”/ “I always thought it was Smooth Opinion…”/ “There’s nothing worse than R.E.M.”/ “You have to be really careful when you say ‘I enjoy When The Children Cry…’”/ #WhiteLion WAIT (Pride - 1987) / “Dude, you’ve gotta rip the band-aid off…”/ #allthebuttons / “C’mon, crank it!”/ “You guys know way too much of this shit…”/ “That was the way to get poon back in the day…”
(30:38): “How about a palette cleanser?” / #QuietRiot LOVE’S A BITCH (Metal Health – 1983) / “That IS dark…”/ “Dude, we’re not asking you to play Lick It Up, in it’s entirety, with no breaks…”/ #easybakeovens aka #airfryers / “Let’s go back to bad…just play that fuckin’ thing…”/ #Europe THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (The Final Countdown – 1986 ) / “You’ve gotta power through it…”/ “Why don’t y’all listen to thrash, like cool people do?” / #Trixter ONE IN A MILLION (Trixter – 1990) / “They were at the end…”/ “How about the first Twisted Sister album?” / #TwistedSister SHOOT ‘EM DOWN (Under The Blade – 1982) / “Now that sounds like early 80’s metal…”/ “I guarantee you the girls in those crowds were showing their tits…”
(40:07): #Firehouse WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES (Hold Your Fire – 1992) / “Crank it man…”/ “Y’all wanna hold hands?” / “We should all touch cocks…”/ “I got the palette cleanser…”/ “Is Guns N’ Roses hair metal?” / #GunsNRoses ROCKET QUEEN (Appetite For Destruction – 1987) / “They were sleazy…they weren’t pretty…”/ “Alright, something really bad…”/ #DefLeppard POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME (Hysteria – 1987) / “I think he’s wanting her to squirt on him…”/ “That one’s the worst…”/ #BonJovi YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME (Slippery When Wet – 1986) / “This is pre-Black Album Bob Rock…”/ “What’s the most #hairmetal thing by bands we like?”/ #MotleyCrue KNOCK ‘EM DEAD KID (Shout At The Devil – 1983) / “Once Bitten, Twice Shy is my Final Countdown…”/ “I used to be in White Balls…”
(54:44): “I’m not sure I know this…”/ “Chip is not a birth name…”/ #EnuffZnuff FLY HIGH MICHELLE (Enuff Z’nuff – 1989) / “We should be watching the videos for these…”/ “I’ll bet you do…” / #markthetime / #Nelson AFTER THE RAIN (After The Rain – 1990) / “Imagine if they had pigtails…”/ “You’ll see the sodomy?”/ “That’s a different solo…”/ “Point of contention…this is what I hate about multiple edits…”/ #fulllength / “This has kinda been fun…a little bit…”/ #Whitesnake HERE I GO AGAIN (Whitesnake – 1987) #radiomix #dentistofficemix / “You can tell just like that?”/ NOTE: the key to telling the difference between the 2 versions is the chorus, neither of which we made it to. Go listen to them bolth and judge for yourself…/ “You can’t #unlisten to something…”/ “Do you think Tommy Lee can play piano with his dick?”/ #chopsticks / #Cinderella DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT (TILL IT’S GONE) - (Long Cold Winter – 1988) / “Would you play this to get laid?”
(1:05:55): “I think Winger got shat on unnecessarily…”/ “Let’s watch a little bit of the video…”/ #headset / #Winger HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK (Winger – 1988) / “They’re stompin’ their feet to keep time…”/ #BeavisASMR / “Here comes the YEAH…check this out”/ “Do you think they charge by the hour or by the load?”/ “I feel like he’s guessing to throw people off…”/ “Sorry, I got a little squeaky there…”/ #cringiest #Poison UNSKINNY BOP (Flesh And Blood – 1990) / “You know they still play it because they have to…”/ “That was the whole objective of #hairmetal: money, drugs, and poon…”/ #FasterPussycat BATHROOM WALL (Faster Pussycat – 1987) / “That’s Guns N’ Roses Lite…”/ #BritnyFox GIRLSCHOOL (Britny Fox – 1988) / “Is that Brian Johnson?”/ “It’s like Paul Stanley with a throat infection…”
(1:16:34): “We’ve gotta look up some bad ones…”/ #PrettyBoyFloyd I WANNA BE WITH YOU (Leather Boyz With Electric Toyz – 1989) / “At schuul?” / “I feel like every producer back then…needed drugs to get through it…”/ #RoughCutt BLACK WIDOW (Rough Cutt – 1985) / “Hey man let’s go in the studio and use ALL of the reverb effects at the same time…”/ “That’s actually kinda cool…”/ “Dropped a deuce…”/ #LMAO / “We’ve gotta finish with a few strong ones here…”/ “What are they then!?”/ The formula for hair metal / #Ratt BACK FOR MORE (Out Of The Cellar – 1984) / “It sounds heavier than your average hair metal…”/ “There’s nobody else that sounds like Stephen Pearcy at all…” / “OMG I’m not a leftist douchetard, I love metal and I love my country…”
(1:25:51): “Was it really hair metal though?” / “What are we closing this with?”/ “Aerosmith?”/ “Wait a minute, he’s got Lita pulled up…”/ #LitaFord KISS ME DEADLY (Lita – 1988) #uhhuhhh / “This was on Footloose, for sure…”/ “This song is almost metal…Joe Perry had already left the band at this point…”/ #Aerosmith LIGHTNING STRIKES (Rock In A Hard Place – 1982) / “That sounds like Orion in the background…”/ “That’s about as memorable as you get…”/ #KISS ALL HELL’S BREAKIN’ LOOSE (Lick It Up – 1983) / “It’s gotta be the video…”/ “Is this the #glovesofshame one?”/ “See that? That one’s gotta be played…”/ #Autograph TURN UP THE RADIO (Sign In Please – 1984) / #lasernoises / “28 million views!? That’s crazy…”/ “At least we played some KISS, that’s what matters…”/ “He doesn’t flaunt it…”/ “I’m ready to go trolling for poon now…”/ #PoonPatrol #untilthenext THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! #outroreel
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“I’m sorry, what was that? What was the last thing you said?”
Forty years ago this year (specifically, July 2, 1984), DIO (the man and the band) released THE LAST IN LINE, the follow up to their 1983 debut and the first album to feature full time keyboardist Claude Schnell. Forty years later, it still maintains its relevance throughout the realms of metal, especially when compared (relatively speaking) with music from 40 years prior to 1984!
Think about the music from 40 years before 1984. There is absolutely NO WAY anyone was listening to Bing Crosby ANYWHERE in 1984! Yet, in 2024, it is still a perfectly plausible concept and is totally socially acceptable to be blasting THE LAST IN LINE while riding around, “shooting hoops”, or annoying everyone while fueling up at the gas station.
Remember that the investment in hibachi is always worth it (because it’s delicious) and everyone could use “a good tongue lashing” on their birthday. Discover “the sound of Murray” after he’s clocked out for the day, understand that “the gloves are off”, realize “you’d only feel guilty if they name checked you in the note” and get ready to “repurpose the DEA” when you JOIN US for a dive into some classic D&D metal with DIO: THE LAST IN LINE.
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(00:01): “I think the #BunkerpoonGhost made an appearance…”/ “Oooh, that was wet, bro…”/ #hibachi / “It’s so fucking expensive…”/ #RussellsReflectionsHibachiEdition / “It keeps the brown moving…”/ “Now this is the funny part…”/ “Did your pubes feel gray?”/ #hyperinflation / “Here we go…whoops!”/ #whoareyou? / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AND THE HOLIDAY SEASON!!!*** / “Lots of winning going on…”/ #groundzero / “I wanna smash fish with rocks…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #LeftHandBrewingCompany #StVrain #MexicanHotChocolate #sixpercentABV #TheVerdict / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOWNOTES!!!*** / #shownotes
(10:25): #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition / “It’s kinda cheesy, kinda campy…but totally metal…”/ “Is it grisly?”/ #allegedlygrisly / #Hysteria / “That’s the next #Patreon dude…”/ #Californication / “A writer…not a rider…”/ “Dude, it’s a respectable metal album…”/ “Black Sabbath…and shame on you…”/ #SpeakingInTongues / “Yesterday was my wife’s birthday…she got a good #tonguelashing …”/ #herewego / “Everyone dressed like 1989 but they talked like 2024…”/ “Normies was not a word we used…”/ #DEI / “They need to repurpose the #DEA #DrugEnforcementAdministration …”/ “When you run out of shit to watch…watch this…”
(18:53): PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / #MetalNerderyCalendar #MetalNerderyLoinclothes / “Perfect timing!”/ “We apologize for making #EmptyPromises to #EmberingEffigy …”/ #TheBowlRoller / “He shoots ropes!”/ #DoomsicleASMR / “I’m thinking a #Venom song would be fun…”/ ***COME CHECK US OUT ON #YOUTUBE AND #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST AND EMAIL US AT [email protected] AND GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “We were just making sure that the voicemail wasn’t full…or empty…”/ #theglovesareoff / “I feel like all those bass player jokes…was it my fault?” / “You’d only feel guilty if they name checked you in the note…”/ “For all the bass player hate I’ve given you…that’s more than fair…”
(26:44): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: DIO – THE LAST IN LINE / “Bunch of chicken fuckers…”/ “I feel like he was 42 for 15 years…”/ “This WAS on #96RockInTheDaytime back in the day…”/ “It’s the roof, Ronnie, and his teeth…that’s the whole video…”/ Released July 2, 1984 / “Think about when we were that age…think about 40 years before THAT!” / “Think about the music from 1944…”/ PISTOL PACKIN’ MAMA #BingCrosby #AlDexter and #TheAndrewSisters / “The boys just got back from the war…”/ Remember the #musicvideo? / “It’s the fist and the hair, you can’t see the teeth, but they’re there…”/ WE ROCK / “That laser costs $1 Million Dollars…”/ “That’s an intense look on that dude…”
(38:03): “You almost have to hear it to the next part…when you’re off to the witch for the 2nd time…”/ THE LAST IN LINE / “We are coming…HOME!!!” / “When they played this on the radio it was a special treat…”/ “Oh you’re THAT guy…”/ #getoffmylawn / “Pussy lickin’ mother fucker…”/ #urbanpoetryASMR / “That’s where there’s a double standard…”/ “Here’s the biggest shame of it all…”/ #MilliVanilli / “Was that only for poon?”/ “If I owned the #poonwagon this is what I would sound like…”/ #studiowrittenhit (just like Paranoid and Primal Concrete Sledge) / #asthmaASMR / BREATHLESS / “That’s a rhythm section…that almost rivals Rex & Vinnie…”
(48:40): “I think the next one is almost early thrash…or #speedmetal …”/ I SPEED AT NIGHT / “This album was so fucking metal when it came out…”/ “Oh, btw, first album with a keyboard player…”/ #ClaudeSchnell / “No, Vinny was always the drummer for #DIO …” / “Linguini? You want angel hair, what do you want?”/ #albumcover / “What’s his name? Isn’t it Murray?” / “#thesoundofmurray / “Here’s the kind of question that is: (it’s not even sexual, bro…) It’s like comparing the first Black Sabbath to Paranoid…” / ONE NIGHT IN THE CITY / “Hey stop! That’s fair…and also, fuck you.”/ #LarsUlrichDrumParody / “Sacred Heart had more of that…Dream Evil had more of that…”/ “We might revolutionize podcasts…but instead of showing us their tits, they’ll show us their vaginas…or buttholes…”/ #OnlyFans (“It’s not just for buttholes anymore…”)
(58:07): Side 2 #killeropener / EVIL EYES / “Keyboardists need poon too, dude…”/ “Do they? They’re sensitive?” / “Okay…if you buy dinner, you can show your tits…”/ MYSTERY (“This is on a soundtrack…”) / “No, dude, this is #Survivor…”/ “I’m sorry, what was that? What was the LAST thing you said?” / “Think about how much metal changed from #DiaryOfAMadman up to this…”/ “This or #BarkAtTheMoon?”/ “Is this Dio’s Bark At The Moon?”/ “This is the connector between Holy Diver and Sacred Heart…”/ “When we do that one…do you think we should combine those two?” / #upcomingepisode / EAT YOUR HEART OUT #bitter / “Here’s my question for you…”/ #writinghits / “You can’t throw up down here, we’ve got nothing to clean it up with…”/ The difference between “writing hits” versus “artistic authenticity” (and the analogy of the record company, the producer, and the recording artist) / “That’s like going into business because you want to be rich versus doing it out of passion…”/ “That’s the key to success…you’ve got to shit on everything…”/ #microphoneASMR / EGYPT (THE CHAINS ARE ON) #killercloser / “That’s like Sabbath and Rainbow…”/ “I think that’s a grower and a #deepcut for sure…”/ “Every band has some kind of formula…”/ “It did not age as well as #HolyDiver…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #outroreel
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WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR THRASH is like the perfect blending of our Building The Perfect Thrash Album Vol. 1 episode from 2 years ago (Dec 8, 2022 to be exact) along with our We Sold Our Soul For Sabbath episode from March of 2024, with some ever so slight nuances to help keep things interesting.
As with our previous episodes which focused on various thrash bands from the days of yore (specifically the Top 10 Thrash Albums…And Then Some and Thrash Story Core episodes from way back in 2019, the Thrash Metal History (’81 to ’87) episode from 2020, our Obscure Thrash episode from April 2021, and the most recent, our Thrash Family Tree episode from January 2024), we just decided to dig into our collective memory banks and pull up the bands and the tunes that help to make us feel more alive…sort of like the feeling “when a breeze blows past your bone”.
Similar to the above referenced thrash-centric episodes, the majority of the songs we discussed are by old school thrash bands we grew up with, many of which have “grown up” themselves and are still crushing, destroying, and head banging away to this very day worldwide.
Also note that, unlike We Sold Our Soul For Sabbath, this is not our version of a “thrash greatest hits” album (although it could certainly qualify as part of a multi-volume “Best of Thrash” box set). There were no repeats, and a few surprise choices that would have made us wet ourselves had we had access to it back in the day. There’s no voting, there’s no ranking, we’re simply indulging in one of the greatest genres of metal ever to exist.
Prepare to behold another horrifying example of “vomit cuisine” after fixing yourself a heaping helping of “ham salad”, discover why “newd” is better than “all dressed” (especially when it comes to “slider buns”), learn why “the head game” is a good barometer for “the main course and the dessert” and worry not, because this episode is (for the most part) NOT “gonna end up being about roast beef sandwiches”.
Get ready to embrace your inner thrash bone and JOIN US for a dual named episode with one unified purpose, because since WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR THRASH we are offering up to you our 2nd Installment of BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM.
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(00:01): “I figured out something the other day…”/ “Go ahead…with the thing that’s going to be about #roastbeefsandwiches …”/ #perfection / “The key to doing an effective…#DonaldTrumpImpression …”/ “He’s totally gonna come back…”/ “I’ll start watching #CSPAN and jerking off…”/ #amitheonlydarkone? / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Let me go kill the dogs, hold on…”/ #DecimationASMR / ***Side Note regarding #housewolfrecords and #RichWard and #TheDukeOfMetal and #StuckMojo ***/ #Heavy1 #Rising / “Around the world in a #usedcondombasket …”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #suckingitdown / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #TerrapinBrewery #MooHoo #eightpointfiveABV / #RussellsAlcoholReflectionsASMR / “This is a beer…”/ #thickandfull / #TheVerdict / “Dave Ramsey…or Dave Portnoy?”
(07:37): “There’s almost a #subpodcast about eating out and #shittippers and #hospitality and…”/ #wintertime / “Watched a couple of cool movies…”/ #SNL #SaturdayNightLive #CocaineAndChaos / “That should be the name of it…”/ #cocainestroke / #markthetime / #Filth / “It sounds dark and dirty and scary…”/ #whatsitcalled / “It’s like #Snatch but with Scotsman and murder…”/ #BuyNow #Consumerism / “It is a cancer all unto it’s own…”/ #massconsumerism #materialism / #NothingButAGoodTime #Audiobook / “Wait…there’s a #Netflix2?”/ “#Hairmetal killed metal…”/ “The music industry does that with ANY genre…”/ “The most talented?” / “It’s like going from #ShoutAtTheDevil to #TheaterOfPain…”/ #Winger / #ReallyTalentedHairMetal / “Empire was their #BlackAlbum …”/ “Can I trouble you for a #halfski?”
(17:56): PATREON SHOUT OUTS!!! / “I didn’t say #shitfucking this time…”/ #Warning #MetalNerderyShirt / “Hopefully he gets laid for the front and the back…”/ #frontandback / #thickandfull / ***Give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182, email us at [email protected] or check us out on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast *** / #oldschoolmetalnerdery #milley / “You’ve gotta tell the listeners what it is…”/ “It’s not Phil…Jonathan maybe?”/ #ViolentMind aka #JonathanPhil / “We got another email…”/ “I like the paranormal…”/ #CorrosionOfConformity #LynyrdSkynyrdCover ON THE HUNT #Metallica #AYearAndAHalfInTheLife / “Is he from down under or is he from up top?” / “I’ve got a quick rant real quick…”/ #TeslaTruck #CyberTruck / “Dude, they’re $85K, bro…”/ #bulletproof / “#RemoteViewing and #MKUltra is in full effect…”/ “Why not make bathrooms all stainless steel?”/ “You gonna go kill the dogs…again?” / “The state that sells the most electric cars has the most rolling blackouts…”/ #brightness and #brownouts
(29:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: WE SOLD OUR SOULS FOR THRASH!!! / #tobefair to episode 172…we can’t repeat…/ “We’re not voting…”/ #Metallica HELPLESS (The $5.98 EP – Garage Days Re-Revisited – 1987) / “Imagine…#Justice with that mix…”/ #TurnItOffNow / “Let it ring out…”/ #metalconspiracytheories / “It’s Sunday, it’s a good day for it…”/ #Forbidden ONE FOOT IN HELL (Twisted Into Form – 1990) / “That’ll clean you out on a Sunday…”/ “It gets me in the mood today…”/ #Slayer GHOSTS OF WAR (South Of Heaven – 1988) / #perfecttiming #CBLE / “When you have a moment…it’s like when a breeze blows past your bone…” / #TheLastWillAndTestament #Opeth / “Remember those #PepperidgeFarm cakes? It’s like that, but it’s metal…”
(43:40): “Canadians, they like #AllDressed…”/ “I want mine #newd man…I like my chips newd…”/ #SacredReich SURF NICARAGUA (Surf Nicaragua – 1988) / “HaHA!”/ “QT is supposed to have #freeair WTF!?” / #WrathchildAmerica GENTLEMAN DEATH (3D – 1991) and also // (PARALLELS) / “Can we have a replacement?” / “11?”/ “We should give ourselves at least one or two #getoutofjailfreecards …”/ ***Go check out #SoulsAtZero “A Taste For The Perverse” ***/ #sliderbuns / “Wait a minute, he said #doubleup what do you mean by that?” / #TheAccused THE BAG LADY SONG (Martha Splatterhead’s Maddest Stories Ever Told – 1988) / “You either get it or you don’t…”/ “You either like it…or you don’t…there’s no middle ground…” / “That’s a great house…”/ “Isn’t there a difference between 70’s and 80’s…versus now…?” / “Whatever, it’s the same thing…” / “I can’t get my mouth around all of it…”/ “If the NIP is that big…”
(1:01:24): “I’m having a hard time…”/ #Anthrax I AM THE LAW (Among The Living – 1987) / #thickandfull / “Who’s Anderson?”/ “I feel like that guy would whoop his ass!”/ “Might even penetrate him, you never know…sometimes it happens…”/ ***NOTE: Go check out our #RobDukes #Exodus episode*** / #Exodus RAZE (Shovel Headed Kill Machine – 2005) / “Having kids, having families, getting divorces…”/ “I don’t know if I can top that…”/ #ExodusTingle / “I suck at gambling, dude…”/ #Forbidden THROUGH EYES OF GLASS (Forbidden Evil – 1988) / “STFU right now!” / #onmicburp / #weedlywooASMR / “Somebody, back in the day…”/ “Now he’s gonna shit all over singers…”/ #ThrashMetal #InstagramPage / “They’re kinda the same thing…”/ “I got one…”/ “That sounds like that would have been right at home in 1986…”/ #Pantera DEATH RATTLE (Reinventing The Steel – 2000)
(1:15:40): “How many more are we gonna do?” / #Slayer CAST THE FIRST STONE (Repentless – 2015) / “I learned from the master…do it again…”/ “You’re gacking…gacking is a thing…”/ “If your #headgame is good…the assumption is…”/ #appetizers #maincourse #dessert / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE (Speak English Or Die – 1985) / #Metallica WHIPLASH (Kill ‘Em All – 1983) / “The first Metallica song I ever heard in my life…”/ “AWWWW, fuckin’ DAMN!!!” / #Testament FALL OF SIPLEDOME (The Gathering – 1999) #whatsitcalled? #metalasfuck / “I’ve been missing out…”/ #HamSalad #BigDaddysBBQPit / “No, his voice got better…”/ “I don’t normally pick THIS band…”/ “You know what I like even less than that?”/ #Anthrax INDIANS (Among The Living – 1987) / “The show has…grown…and has gotten ever so much better…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel
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AENIMA, the 1996 album from progressive metal shamans TOOL, is a progressive, heavy, and atmospheric album loaded with layers and layers of sonic texture that should be enjoyed with headphones to ensure the ideal experience. In short, if Tool is the metal community’s Pink Floyd, then AENIMA is most definitely their Dark Side Of The Moon. And as with any prog album of such incredible quality, you must listen to it “front to back”, in its entirety because it’s truly a “start to finish” experience.
You may recall that we did an album dive of this many, many moons ago, right around the time of the COVID pandemic, during the “B.R.” period. It was a Metal Nerdery two-some, it was done over a Zoom call, it was definitely weird, and it was the only time we ever “did it” with only “two thirds the nerds” (it’s episode 38, released April 2, 2020, btw. You’ve been warned).
Always remember to reach “Finger…knuckle…elbow…and shoulder deep inside the borderline” in order to properly clean out and prepare for your upcoming “analectomy”. Prepare to enjoy “The BALLS of satan” (“Und keine eier”), enjoy some reflections regarding ample “shoulder tits” that were shown “at a bar”, and a bunch of assorted “piss hockey snot” associated with “where rich people live (and eat) in Atlanta”.
Be advised that “white people rapping is kinda like girls talking about football” and remember that a hilariously, weird threesome is always better than an unfunny, awkward twosome.
Happy Turkels to all, enjoy some “Harry Manbackshadowing” reflections, revel in the infinite comedy genius of Bill Hicks and JOIN US as we strive for redemption with a full power threesome and dive “colon deep inside the borderline” with TOOL’s AENIMA.
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(00:01): #onewhiterapper / “White people rapping is like girls talking about football…”/ “You welcome to #RapNerdery …”/ “What do you mean no? You can’t show your tits at a bar?”/ #shouldertits / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #youcantdothat #noneofthat / “These people listening to us are smart enough to know the difference…”/ / ***WELCOME BACK TO METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Why does he gotta be suckin’ it down?” / #throwinitback #chugginit / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I don’t know WTF this is…”/ #ninepercentABV / “It reminded me of #roostersauce …”/ #siracha / #gamecocks / “This ain’t gonna work…”/ #theverdict / “I’m gonna finish it…”/ “It takes something special to blow your hair back…”/ “That’s too much money…for one person.”/ “They’re not paying the same tax rate…”/ #toiletwings by #OperationOrangeTits
(10:28): ***Feel free to email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials at #Facebook or #Instagram or #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #emailsegment / “They reduced the seating but made it more better…”/ #Gimmick NOT FOR YOU (“It’s very riffy…”) / “#Metalcore definitely metalcore…”/ DROWN IN REGRET / “Let’s check out the other one…”/ “It’s not ‘brutal riffs’…”/ “I’m all about the most qualified…”/ #fooddisappointmentASMR #chickentits / “I pulled it out and kinda squeezed it…”/ “Here’s something kinda cool…on the opposite spectrum…”/ #RussellsReflectionsFineDiningEdition
(21:00): “What’s the name of the place?”/ #RussellsEndlessReflectionsASMR / “That’s it!” #Superica / “Flo’s has lost my business forever…”/ “Al Capotle? He was a gangster…”/ “It’s been a long time since going to a restaurant and being wowed by the food AND the service…”/ “I wanna go to a place that blows my butthole back…”/ #tongueandgroove / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / ***You can JOIN US and be a part of the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***“You know you can do this without cursing…”/ #pisshockeysnot / #RussellsReflectionsHospitalityEdition / “#COVID killed the restaurant business…”/ #suggestedtip / #shittipper #twothirteenanhourplustips / “There’s some people that don’t tip AT ALL…”/ #shittipperalright / #antipickuplines / #VladTheInhaler / “No I didn’t and it doesn’t matter at this point…”
(37:12): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TOOL – AENIMA (2nd Edition) / “It was weird…”/ “A threesome is always better than a twosome…”/ Released September 17, 1996 / “This is #DarkSideOfTheMoon style…”/ Dedicated to #BillHicks / “He’s suckin’ his own wanger…”/ “My mouth gets old…”/ “They are our generation’s #PinkFloyd …”/ STINKFIST / “Oh, it’s a LADY!”/ “Finger…knuckle…elbow…shoulder…”/ “I could probably just squeeze out her intestines…”/ #analectomy / EULOGY (NOTE: That’s a talk box) / “To this end you must die, you must be crucified, for our sins and our lies, goodbye…”
(53:50): H. / “That’s a bass tone, dude…” / “Doesn’t it sound thick? Girthy? Robust?” / #RussellsReflectionsToolTriviaASMR / “He reminds me of a darker, eviler #AlexSkolnick …”/ “She’s so hot, dude…you get #leighed when you get off the plane in #Hawaii …”/ “That’s the hottest woman in America…”/ “That’s my fantasy…”/ H. (continued…because we needlessly interrupted…sorry about that…) / “It’s not heroin…”/ #whitestripe / “It’s heavy and atmospheric at the same time…you kinda have to listen to this in its entirety…”/ #fronttoback / USEFUL IDIOT / “He didn’t need to…”/ FORTY SIX & 2 / #cantbeloudenough / “There’s a LOT going on…”/ “I know that’s a terrible segue…”/ #throatsinging / “Every country’s got talent…”/ “She looks great for 84, dude…”/ MESSAGE TO HARRY MANBACK / “That’s creepy…”
(1:10:04): #transgentional / #HotCarlson / HOOKER WITH A PENIS / “Is it time for an INTERMISSION?” / JIMMY / “Is this a #WhiteClaw?” / “It’s like carbonated vomit…just what vomit needs…”/ #whisperingASMR / “I didn’t realize there was 2 different bass tracks…” / #usethoseheadphones / “Are we on this again?” / #littlewhitestripe / “It’s gotta match…”/ “His downstairs matches his upstairs, all day long…”/ “We need to do a Yngwie Inside The Metal…”/ “He looks bored…”
(1:21:12): DIE EIER VON SATAN (The BALLS of Satan) / #hashcookies / #industrialmetalASMR / PUSHIT / “That sounds like Lateralus…”/ “It’s modern psychedelic music…”/ “Was it the last slurp that gotcha?” / “You know what I kinda miss? And I haven’t had one in years…”/ #analoscopy / #coiler #splitter / #Konsyl / “Bulk forming…”/ CESARO SUMMABILITY / AENEMA (“Learn to swim…see you down in #ArizonaBay …”) / “Encore bonus…”/ “This you’ve gotta listen to with headphones…”/ (-) IONS / “Ear shockies…”/ THIRD EYE (NOTE: #BillHicks snippets from the Relentless and Dangerous albums, respectively.) / “In…out…in…out”/ “Come on dude, your balls can take it…we’re almost done…”/ #markthetime / “I stick my hand into the shadow…”(of your butthole…) / “That’s the name of the album…” / “The last 5 minutes alone were better than that entire episode…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #outroreel
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“You were all pro-bass during the Biden years…”
The year was 1992, way back when a gallon of gas cost just over a dollar, compact discs had finally outsold cassette tapes, progressive metal masters Dream Theater released their highly anticipated 2nd album, Images & Words, and everybody got a brief glimpse of Sharon Stone’s glorious “downstairs” in Basic Instinct.
Prepare yourself for the most “thick and full” compilation of on-mic burps ever to appear on any podcast anywhere in the history of podcasting. Get ready to “grow your nails out and play with your hair”, go fix yourself an “egg salad, deviled ham, and pimento cheese” sandwich, discover the source of funding for every internet troll’s “childhood Christmases”, and prepare to “Make America METAL Again” when you JOIN US for a trip back in time to THE YEAR OF OUR RIFF LORD: 1992.
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(00:01): “They were all about getting the poon…AND cocaine…”/ #DLR #VanHalen / “When I first saw the bottle…I thought “Is this creamy?” / “We’re done with all that now…”/ #NoMoreDEI / “We can use the actual color words…”/ #honkybottle / #JackDanielsWinterJack / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #applejuice / “There’s no burn in that at all…”/ #adultapplejuice / #soundcheck / ***WELCOME BACK TO AMERICA AND THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #MAGAA and #MAMA / “Spit on it, pee paw…”/ #hecklerbits #comedycricketsASMR #lastchoice #childhoodchristmases / “That one…you might wanna check that…maybe it was you…”/ “So here’s a hypothetical…if you had to pick…which would you pick, if you had to pick one?”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, SKIP TO AROUND THE 40 MINUTE MARK…*** / “It’s about what makes ME laugh…”/ #comedycomplimentsASMR #eggsaladface / “You ruined masturbation for me…”/ #onmicburp / “Does anybody like that shit?” / #pimentocheesedisgustASMR / “Remember #deviledham?” /
#RussellsReflectionsFoodReviewASMR / “If it’s NOT on the menu description…”/ “Texture can do a lot for food…”/ #wretchnoisesASMR / “Deviled ham sandwiches…”/ #insertvomitnoisehere / “It’s probably made from #homelesspeople dude…”
(09:53): “The younger they are, the better they taste…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (***Check out #TheTrumpAngle and #OperationOrangeTwits (aka #TheTriangle #Unfiltered and #Unredacted)***) / #GranniesGoodies / “It’s not overly sour…”/ #fourpointeightpercentABV / #daydrinkingbeer / #TheVerdict / “There is no Dana, only Zuul…”/ #Zebra #WhosBehindTheDoor #37Main / “#Stryper used to have a Zebra for a lead singer…”/ #thosewerethedays / “Dude your eyes got a little sad when you did that…”/ #garbageASMR / “Now comedy can be FUN again!”/ “It’s either a state or its not…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUTS!!! / “They know how to get laid…these guys, fuck!” / “That’s a lot of motherfuckers in there…”/ “Expedition…exhibition fights…”/ #MikeTysonVsJakePaul / #RussellsReflectionsBoxingEdition / “Probably literally and probably figuratively…”/ “You don’t gnaw on somebody else’s baby!”
(22:00): “It’s a great day to be in America again…”/ #AlexVanHalenAudioBook / #Brothers / “He looks like a piece of furniture with a suit on…”/ #metalnerderytruckerhat / “Any happenings in metal?” / NOTE: It was #DiaryOfAMadman NOT #BlizzardOfOzz / “This dude emptied a clip!” / #JakeELeeShooting / #onmicburp / #fuckbagisabot / #inserthecklerjokeshere / “Do people even buy coat hangers anymore?”/ ***Feel free to hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast AND email us at [email protected] OR GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 & check us out on PATREON at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***
(28:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE YEAR IN METAL – 1992 / “There’s one 80’s episode we haven’t done…”/ “Speak for yourself…got a little yesterday…”/ #unomas / “It’s gonna be one of them kinda days…”/ “That was the year I was supposed to graduate…”/ “You said you grew your nails out and played with your hair…”/ #peerleader / “Who’s got the #whistlenose?”/ #YoungLife / “No, that’s where all the cheerleaders hung out, and yes they did…”/ #onmicburpnumbereleven / Hair metal was pretty much done and the thrash wave was starting to crash into the shore…/ “Oh yeah…sorry, what? You think the masks will be ready by then?” / “I don’t know why they got hate…”/ “Each new decade has a decade hangover from the prior decade…”/ #BlackSabbath (Dehumanizer) / “Yeah, who cares about bass?” / AFTER ALL (THE DEAD) & MASTER OF INSANITY / “The main riff is either The Wanton Song or Lady of the Lake…”/ “I can see his teeth…” / “Did we do #LastInLine yet?” / ***Go check out our various DIO episodes***
(42:44): #markthetime #whatdoyouwannahear? / “Let’s make Russ happy…”/ #FaithNoMore (Angel Dust) MIDLIFE CRISIS / “You know what? This one ain’t heavy…”/ BE AGGRESSIVE (“That one’s heavy…”) / “I swallow…” / “Boy, the 90’s were weird…”/ “He swallows…”/ “How about some #Firehouse?” / “Do you know…that #blueballs is actually #highbloodpressure for your balls?” / #FearFactory (Soul of a New Machine) MARTYR (“It’s like industrial death metal…”) / “Suffer bastards…” / “If #KISS has a whole album of nothing but this…”/ “Fear of the dog?”/ #dartpeople / “How would you like to get in a fight with a #dartist?” / #SuicidalTendencies (The Art Of Rebellion) CAN’T STOP / #StoneTemplePilots (Core) DEAD & BLOATED / #GodBlessYou / “Heroin made him sing really good…”/ #buttfirst / #Pantera (Vulgar Display Of Power) MOUTH FOR WAR / “KISS released an album called…”/ “I was trying to time it just right…”
(59:22): “Look at the #cokelines dude…there’s a bunch…” / #NapalmDeath (Utopia Banished) I ABSTAIN #grindcoreASMR / “It’s not super grindy though…”/ “Matt, is there anything you want to hear…other than KISS?” / #DreamTheater (Images & Words) PULL ME UNDER / “He’s way better…”/ NOTE: We were NOT saying this was Dream Theater’s debut…actually we can’t recall who we were talking about or which debut album we were referring to / #transgentional / “That little snippet…was really talented… #hairmetal …”/ “Not feeling the Dream Theater love…”/ “I’ve got one, and THEN it’s your turn…” / #Helmet (Meantime) IN THE MEANTIME / “Did y’all know that #ZakkWylde played for…?” / “What did y’all like better: Broken or Fixed?” / #NineInchNails (Broken) WISH / “But wait…there’s more…”/ “It’s thick and full…”/ “My veins felt like they were dancing…”/ LAST (“That’s the one!”)
(1:15:05): “I’d mentioned #RageAgainstTheMachine …”/ (Rage Against The Machine) KNOW YOUR ENEMY #markthetime / “Is #Audioslave just watered down #RATM?” / #noteven / #RageAgainstTheSoundgardenMachine / “Did y’all watch #TheView on Wednesday?” #blackdresses / “If #buttitch had a face…”/ “Memes are like a base level of communication now…”/ “I thought orange was the new black…”/ #Kyuss (Blues For The Red Sun) GREEN MACHINE & 50 MILLION YEAR TRIP (DOWNSIDE UP) / “It’s like highway metal, riding past some cacti, going 120 mph in the desert at night…”/ “It’s like #Slayer times a thousand…”/ #Obituary (The End Complete) I’M IN PAIN / “It’s Paul Stanley meets Harley Quinn…”/ #notevennoteven #twofer / “It’s #ReHalloween…”/ “She did this for you…”/ “She doesn’t have enough eyes to do all four…”/ “Is there something on my face?” / “You look really good for 84…”/ “Did you smoke drugs?”
(1:29:29): #BodyCount (“Was that considered #BlackMetal?”) (Body Count) THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD / “Rawlings?” / #blackdog / #Megadeth (Countdown To Extinction) ASHES IN YOUR MOUTH #showoffmetal / SKIN O’ MY TEETH / #DaveMustaineRRollingASMR / #AliceInChains (Dirt) DAM THAT RIVER #alldayballs / #ilovegoblingoblincock #twofer / The most metal band of #TheBigFourOfGrunge / “We have been collectively unburdened by what has been…”/ “It’s full of leftist tears…”/ “The difference between a leftist and a liberal…” / “That’s why they’re the Styrofoam of people…”/ “Doesn’t it look like he kinda wears eyeshadow?” / #TrumpAngle #OperationOrangeTwits / “It’s not an ad, let’s just fucking end it…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #outroreel
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“It’s an actual word, dude, I’d appreciate it if you’d recognize it as such…”
CORROSION OF CONFORMITY’s 1994 masterpiece, DELIVERANCE, delivers the sonic equivalent of “Skynyrd Fried Sabbath” covered in ZZ Top gravy that instantly evokes visions of wood paneling, shag carpeting, weed, and November. In short, DELIVERANCE is the perfect soundtrack to fall.
Discover the significance of “The Preamble” and understand why its importance desperately needs to be revisited. Get ready to “make it bigger” and go “busking in New York and/or Helsinki” because it’s high time we end all the world’s problems after you JOIN US for some “Halloween Candy ASMR” and an abundant assortment of silliness as we dig into COC’s DELIVERANCE.
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(00:01): “Perfect, fucking timing…”/ #introburpASMR / “By this time…when this is aired…”/ #prodcasting or #podcasting / “He may not be able to handle such power…”/ “That’s why THAT dude wears the cape…”/ “Is this shirt slimming?”/ ***Check out the #metalnerderytruckerhat at our merch store at metalnerdery.com/merch ***/ #truckerhat / “I want ‘em to be red…”/ #burgundy / “Yes, please make it bigger…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #WHOA / #ramblyandburpy / “I got a very different flavor…”/ “You did your job if she looked like this afterwards…”/ #fit / “It’s FIT…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Why didn’t they have an #erection?” / #therugs / “Fried rice, rugs, and kung fu…”/ ***To get to #themeatoftheepisode just go to #TheDocket or skip ahead about 30 minutes…*** / #backinsidethemetalagain / #RussellsReflectionsTypeOEdition / “The beauty about art…”/ “That was like a pre-chronicles Chronicles…”/ “How’s the #soberoctober going?” / #checkpoint / “I am on a weight loss journey…”/ #NoBeerNovember / NOTE: He lied…/ “A little bit of who?”/ “We can have a beverage…” / #ridiots / “It’s an actual word dude, I’d appreciate it if you’d recognize it as such…”/ “Oh for fuck’s sake…does it ever get tiring?”
(12:00): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #blackphilip / “Fuck your face…”/ “Thou’s and Thee’s…”/ #PatriceONealASMR #BlackPhilip / #TheVerdict / “It’s almost like a sour…”/ “These are #glutenfree …”/ “It’s 100% dick…”/ #bubbles / “4 out of 6…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / #onmicburpASMR / “Burps to all of you!”/ #burpsupermix / #correspondence ***GO CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #INSTAGRAM OR #FACEBOOK OR #YOUTUBE AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment / #KenFromConnecticut / #namethatriff / “They’re listening…so they know all the places…people you’re talking to are already listening…”/ ***Leave us a REVIEW and some COMMENTS wherever you get our podcast!!!*** / #TheYellowAlbum / #Metallica THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFE (Death Magnetic – 2008) / “I think I know the riff he’s talking about…”/ “It’s like dating a 4 and then getting a smoking hot 10…” / #brickwalledmix / “Just play your drums…”/ “Is that what he does best though?”
(25:35): “I have some #shittah from Adam…”/ #Crisix (Full HD – 2022) / THE MANY LICIT PATHS / “Is that banjo?” / #banjtar / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHITTAH!!! / “Me likey…”/ “Some of us stayed out and rocked our balls off until the wee hours…”/ #JoeRogan #LexFridman #podcastgiants / “You hit pause…and then you come back…”/ “I’ve got a question for you…”/ “Sometimes I kinda like watching them better…”/ ***We’ve got BOLTH!!!*** / “Do you have any NEW reflections?” / NOTE: It was 2 episodes ago. / #uhhhkay / “I think it’s intents and purposes…”/ #intensivepurposes / #HalloweenCandyASMR / “They’ve got #ReesesPeanutButterCup #easycheese …”/ “If it’s the apocalypse, why are you gonna get healthy?” / ***Check out our #Patreon Halloween episode!!!*** / #clicktrack
(37:37): “Thirty seven minutes in…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CORROSION OF CONFORMITY – DELIVERANCE / #COC #CorrosionOfConformity #Deliverance #SouthernFriedSabbath / “COC has always been different…” / “Blind was the first…”/ NOTE: It was 1991, not 1990 / “The previous stuff was a lot more hardcore…it was kinda like what #SuicidalTendencies did…”/ “It did not compute…”/ “That’s a good episode idea…”/ #futureepisodeidea / “You’re really writing that down…”/ “I can’t read your writing dude, when’s the last time you got laid?”/ #killeropener HEAVEN’S NOT OVERFLOWING / “First album with Pepper doing all lead vocals…”/ #Preamble / “You know what else has a preamble?” / #learntoswim / “So pubes, basically…they’re the preamble to the vag…”/ #stinkfinger
(46:26): ALBATROSS (“Break out the weed, man…”) / “Every time I hear this, it’s wood paneling, shag carpets, weed, and fall…”/ “They should do some #LynyrdSkynyrd covers…”/ ***Check out our version of Albatross on metalnerdery.com/doomsicle *** / #goblincockASMR / “We’re all kinda aliens in an earth meat suit…”/ “Would you haunt me with… #onehitwonders?” / #charliehorse / “Don’t you have to ultra flex to get rid of it?”/ #bless / “It’s got that cool stony, doomy vibe…”/ CLEAN MY WOUNDS (“That’s how the story goes…in the land of a thousand No’s…”) / #allthecokelines / WITHOUT WINGS (NOTE: Matt was wrong…what he’s talking about comes later…) / “Very Sabbath…that’s total Vol. 4 style right there…”/ BROKEN MAN (“And don’t they wish they were blessed like you…”)
(58:27): “Lock the door…he’s fine…”/ SENOR LIMPIO / “It kinda has a different mix…”/ “That’s #ZZTop dude…big time.”/ “You mentioned the ZZ…”/ “New York? Or Finland?” / #TwixASMR / #BillyGibbonsASMR #Busking / MANO DE MONO / “Seven Mary Three?”/ #HandOfOne? / “I’ll do it and send y’all pictures…”/ SEVEN DAYS / “That’s deep…”/ “I need to go on a roadtrip…”/ “Here’s your special whatever…”/ #2121313 / “That exists…it’s a thing…this is it…I feel it in my balls…”/ “Here it comes…”
(1:08:23): “That was a record scratch!” / MY GRAIN / “That’s #southernrock all day…”/ “That’s some busy bass…”/ “I’ve got a revelation…without this version of COC, you could not have #TheSword…”/ #OnTheHunt #LynyrdSkynyrd / DELIVERANCE / “You can practically smell the weed if you sniff hard enough…”/ “ZZ Sabbath…”/ “The movie…is that a horror movie?”/ “It’s scary because…we know people like that…”/ “By the way, ladies…”/ #stopjuststop #pleasestop #itssodifferent / SHAKE LIKE YOU (“Separate by class and keep the middle low…”) / #eclectic #whatsitcalled / SHELTER / NOTE: Every #countrymusicradiostation should play this song / “So once in a while, you’d be better, listening to fools for a change…” / #glamping #Doritos / “If you’ve got Doritos that’s glamping…”/ #RussellsReflectionsCampingEdition / “When the shit goes down, this is my spot…”/ “Anything you work for…you appreciate more…”/ #trolling / “Making fun of the fish?”/ “A four hour tour?”/ “That’s beyond fresh, that’s fraesh!” / #lacesout
(1:23:40): PEARLS BEFORE SWINE / “I respect bass players dude…and you too…”/ “Look for the devils in their eyes…”/ “Kinda reminds me of the end of Blind a little bit…”/ NOTE: What is “Echoes In The Well”, Alex? / “I do a pretty good #RFKJrImpression …”/ “He’s not a leftist…there’s a difference…”/ “Most of those first people are actually the second people…”/ “Isn’t it weird…?” / “There IS a difference…most people are in the middle…but we’re being forced to be tribal…”/ #legalizedrugs #fairtax / “We just solved the whole world’s problems…”/ #OperationOrangeTwits / “My vagina’s a little sore…”/ THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING US!!! / #TheAngryMatt / “There’ll be cunt jokes for sure…I’ve got a #cuntchunk…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel
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On Friday, October 25th, 2024, we traveled to The Eastern in Atlanta, Georgia for the Saint Lucifer’s Hospital 1920 Tour to see KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL (LIVE!) in concert, and it was everything we wanted and expected it to be: A perfect venue without a bad spot in the house, incredibly killer bands with album perfect production and sound, and absolutely ZERO traces of “party gravy” to be found anywhere on the premises.
Regrettably, we missed show opener NIGHT DEMON because we had to drive “from South Carolina” through Atlanta traffic to get to the venue and the start time of the show was far earlier than we expected, as opposed to back in the day when it was “doors open at 8, show starts at 2:30 am”.
We have an “UPDATE” from a previous episode regarding “every married man’s fantasy”. It’s time to give some serious thought to the “health trade-off /upgrade dilemma”, because “you know what they say about the 39-year-olds” (“the younger they are, the better they taste”), which is exactly why “you’ve gotta work out and stay in shape” as you get older and JOIN US for a review of KING DIAMOND’s Saint Lucifer’s Hospital 1920 promotional tour (in support of the upcoming new studio album, “The Institute”), featuring OVERKILL and NIGHT DEMON, and find out why it will be worth every penny.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “…as a lube.” / #lasttangoinparis #butterbutthole / “He buttered her butthole…and then he buttered her butthole…”/ “Why get new fans when you can just run ‘em out?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “A little rambly and a little burpy as well…”/ #franklytiresome / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AT BEAUTIFUL BUNKERPOON INTERNATIONAL STUDIOS!!!*** / #nosoundtrack #taketwo #fixitinpost / “Thanks to Billiam…”/ “I’m not a #shittipper …#shittipperalright …”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I grabbed this #GraveyardShiftIPA …”/ “It’s all shaft…that’s the best part…”/ #theverdict / #sevenpercentABV #daydrinkingASMR / “Fruity carpet… a little green.”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP TO THE 20 MINUTE MARK…***
(05:16): “Dude, you’re like a mirror that goes on forever…”/ “I feel like I need to bring over some #Ascension music for the #PatreonShoutout …” / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / “You can do whatever you want…he beat me to it.”/ #blessing / “That’s a lot of M-F’in’s…”/ “How about the correspondences…” / “If you feed it, it grows…”/ #healthtradeoff #testosterone / “I don’t want to…but I seem to finish sooner than necessary…”/ “I saw him doing the knee lifts last night…”/ “Yeah, it’s number 4…”/ #angrymattpodcast / “That’s gold…”/ #angrytaintler / #voicemailsegment / ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT AT #INSTAGRAM & #FACEBOOK & #YOUTUBE AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST & YOU CAN EMAIL US AT [email protected] & YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I hope your dream comes true…”/ #hornsup / ***UPDATE TO THE STORY*** / #breakingnews #TheBunkerpoonReport / “Let’s do another one…”/ #whatsitcalled / #whitetails / “That’s a good thing…”/ “You think they’re into #BDSM?” / “The cuter/younger they are, the better they taste…”/ #markthetime / #okiedokie / #milfdream / “You’ve gotta work out and stay in shape…”/ #BunkerpoonHealthCorner / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #DemonHunter DEFENSE MECHANISM (feat. Max Cavalera) / “It was like 3 a.m. and EVERYTHING is loud…”
(20:00): #TheDocket / “So last night…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL CONCERT REVIEW / #TheEastern / “Very nice… #freeparking…”/ Reflecting on past #Overkill shows / “The whole #FuckYou thing was great…”/ #DontBeAPussy / NOTE: They’ve got 40 years of shit… / “The sound was perfect…”/ “The bathrooms are clean and nice…” / #partygravy / #insertvomitnoisehere / “What was the place that had a trough?” / “Is this where all the dicks hang out?”/ NOTE: Actually, it was $18…AND we got shorted a beer / “You know what though…out of fairness…”/ “That’s a far cry from the old days…”/ #NightDemon OUTSIDER (Outsider - 2023) / “That’s like a heavy #KISS…”/ “You wanna grab one more?” / WELCOME TO THE NIGHT (Darkness Remains – 2017) / #softintro / “It’s almost like #victorymetal kinda…but not…”/ “It’s like a weird cross between Paul Stanley and 80’s power metal…”/ “It’s like wearing dirty cowboy boots with a tuxedo…”/ #cowboyboyts
(32:50): #Overkill THE SURGEON (Scorched – 2023) / “His voice still has so much power…he sounded so good…”/ “There was one part…he kept getting higher…”/ ROTTEN TO THE CORE (Feel The Fire – 1985) / #allthecokelines / “I think his voice even sounds better now…”/ #fistfulofsteel #vulgardisplayofmetal / “What was the song that sounded like #GarageDays?” / BRING ME THE NIGHT (Ironbound – 2010) / “It’s almost the same riff…same phrasing…”/ “That’s 80’s metal all day, in your face, in your balls, on your stomach, on your cheeks, on your back…everywhere…”/ “That does sound like Helpless though…”/ FUCK YOU (Fuck You And Then Some – 1996) / “We don’t care what you say…”/ “Is your daughter home?” / #fuckyou / “They need to make that a tour shirt…that should be the name of the next album…”
(41:55): “Did that light just turn on by magic?” / “It comes on whenever you say fuck you…”/ #KingDiamond / #TheKing / “Pardon me…”/ “They were playing some cool in between set songs…”/ NOTE: It’s a thousand kings, not years (re: The Wizard) / “I got every penny’s worth of my money out of that show…”/ #SaintLucifersHospital #TheInstitute / “It’s like #DisneyOnIce…PLUS”/ #Myrkur / ***Check out our recent #KingDiamond episode!!!*** / “What’s the name of the female vocalist?”/ “Yeah…39…you know what they say about the 39 year olds…”/ “What if podcasters get her absolutely drenched down there?”/ “And the dude is 68 years old!!!”/ “They were loud as shit!” / “I knew going to see it live was going to be killer…and it was.”/ “It’s a metal #shockopera is what it is…”/ #musicianship / ***GO SEE KING DIAMOND ON THIS TOUR!!!*** / #willcall #ticketbastard / “He’s only like 40 years older…”/ “Elvis meets Conway Twitty meets King Diamond hair…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBathroomEdition / “He played everything I wanted to hear…”/ “Oh…behind us…(NOT a part of the show…)” / “She hit the stairs hard…”/ “Nobody wants help…when you’re hammered…”/ “What about the drive through the 3rd world country to get there?” / “NOW you’re gonna do the accent…”/ “That’s Mexico…that’s also Mexico…”/ #fullblownracist / “Oh wait, I’ve got some more…gimme a minute…”/ “We’re still alive and there’s still metal…”/ “OMG there was more than just one…”/ #hotmetalgirl #noundies / SHRINE (The Dark Sides – 1988) / “And it sounded just like that…”/ ***Go to kingdiamondcoven.com for tour dates!!!*** / “You might get one for free…”/ “It’s not funny, it’s called passion…”/ “You DO understand there’s a difference…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel
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“Dude, you know you can donate plasm…”
Because of the obvious “Halloween tingle” wafting through the Bunkerpoon, we decided to finish out “the month of Halloween” with a rrrrrevisitation of the grrrrreen tinted, goth infused, Sabbath inspired doom metal druids hailing from Brooklyn, New York known as TYPE-O-NEGATIVE.
To be fair, “technically” we have already done an INSIDE THE METAL featuring TYPE-O, but that’s been (approximately) 3 years and 10 days ago, and A LOT has changed since then, not only with regard to the world at large but also with the quality of this podcast as well. Having said that, we felt that discussing more TYPE-O-NEGATIVE made perfect sense, as their catalog (and our podcast) is all about “thickness and girth.”
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL!!! It’s time to put on your “platfoam shoes” and get ready to r-r-r-r-r-roll your R’s while trick or treating with “Tom Johnson” during our “pre-Chronicles Chronicles” Halloween event in the Bunkerpoon Dungeon. Remember that “Summer’s Eve” is not the same as “Summer Breeze”, discover the proper way to prepare “a handheld” and JOIN US via the “Interdimensional Bunkerpoon Portal” as we go (BACK) INSIDE THE METAL (AGAIN) with TYPE-O-NEGATIVE.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Only when you let me do #buttstuff …”/ #perfecttiming / “Just a minute…”/ “Why is yours always so sticky?”/ #markthetime / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s a button and it’s a tingle…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST HERE IN THE BUNKERPOON DUNGEON!!!*** / #onmicburpASMR / #HalloweenTingle / “This is a #PreChronicles Chronicles…”/ #BritnyFox / “Bass is one thing but guitar!?”/ #TomJohnson / “Somebody’s got the tickles…”/ #HAARP #pollen #ragweed / “I don’t know if it’s period weed or not…”/ #earbook #RHTS / “Ohh noooo….”/ #bunkerpoonportal / “That is NOT the docket…”/ “It’s all the same…”/ “Let’s give him a second…he’s gotta get it worked out…you good buddy?” / #imacowboy / “He’s a tall dude…”/ “Yeah, he had a nine-inch dick…”/ “You don’t lead with that!”/ #RussellsReflectionsEarbookEdition / “Does this motherfucker EVER shut up!?” / #STFU / “Sometimes there is such a thing as bad publicity…”/ #Supergroup #VH1/ “If you could have a wife that’s a #pornstar who would you pick?”/ #stagenames #personalitydisorders / “If I was gonna be #DickTaintler all the time…”/ #AngryDickTaintlerPodcast / “They both gotta be topless…with their buttholes showin’…”/ #buttholehair #butthairholes / “He had a Spanish name…”
(16:45): “So he’s halfway there…” / “Sounds more mobsterish…” / #RussellsReflectionsRepeated / “A week later…he was drowning in poon…”/ ***PATREON SHOUTOUTS!!!*** / #PatreonShoutouts / ***WE THANK OUR PATREONS AND IF YOU’D LIKE TO JOIN US ON THE PATREON, YOU CAN DO SO AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Dude, that’s about the gayest thing you’ve said on this show…”/ “Dude, you know you can donate plasm…”/ #plasma / “I get confused…”/ #gasmplasm or #plasmgasm / ***You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182!!!*** / “What’s the point?” / “What’s weird about it?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #HorrorMovieASMR / “It’s a little late for that…”/ #whatsitcalled? / “It’s low budget, but it’s fun…”/ “There’s gotta be porn…”/ “I got a food thing to share…”/ #ZaxbysTacoReview / “They’re sorta like dicks…”/ #unburdenedbywhathasbeen / “You smear it together…and then you fold and roll…”/ #foodreviewrage / “I don’t want a whole #creampie of sour cream…”/ “That’s why I’ve given up on #Chipotle…”/ #handheld / “#HalloweenDay …really?” / “Remember back in April-ish…”/ #ultrahammered #DamageInc #blackout #backscratch / “It was a gash…”/ “I wasn’t babysitting you…”
(32:24): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TYPE-O-NEGATIVE – (BACK) INSIDE THE METAL (AGAIN) / “We did an #InsideTheMetal on #TypeONegative 3 years ago…”/ “We missed a bunch of things…” / #InsideTheMetalVolumeTwo / “This is much more #Carnivore than any of their other albums…”/ “What IS the cover on this?” / “What do you wanna hear!?” / Slow, Deep and Hard (1991) / XERO TOLERANCE / “And now, you die!” / #surfmurdermusic / “This is #HalloweenAsFuck right here…”/ “Oh I know what THAT is…”/ “It’s kinda touchy racist…”/ “If they weren’t lying political whores, they would be homeless…”/ The Origin of the Feces (1992) / “It was their #LiveUndead …” / ARE YOU AFRAID?/GRAVITY / “It sounds like #TheMasquerade to me…”/ “I’m just a fireball…”/ “What’s the (guitar) amp on this one?” / “I can see God!” / “It was at #TheInternationalBallroom … the #WREKage benefit…”/ HEY PETE/PARANOID / “This is VERY different than what you’re used to…”
(50:11): Bloody Kisses (1993) / “Let’s pretend your hand’s a penis…”/ “I’ve thought about buying one of those things…” / “When #fuckbots become readily available and affordable…would you get one?” / “It’s doing what she should be doing…”/ MACHINE SCREW / “No #cokelines for that one…that’s a German girl…”/ CHRISTIAN WOMAN #CorpusChristi / “I love the birds…”/ “If they didn’t have keyboards, it’d be a different band…”/ “We do need to play number 5…” / KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE (“Not us, but the rest of ‘em…like 98% of ‘em…”) / “That’s fucking #KISS dude…that song should be called KISS!!!” / BLOOD & FIRE / “The first album was basically the end of #Carnivore and the beginning of Type-O-Negative…
(1:00:28): October Rust (1996) / BAD GROUND (“I get it…”) & UNTITLED / MY GIRLFRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND / “This organ sounds like Halloween…”/ “Maybe a second of the Neil Young cover on here…”/ “Well, so was Summer’s Eve (?)…”/ “They’re not cinnamon, dude…they’re chocolate…”/ CINNAMON GIRL / “WTF happened to your voice?” / “I gotta tell y’all something real quick…”/ “There’s gonna be a #splitter coming out of me later…”/ #ketoflu / “That was a long story to get to ‘this is pollen’…”/ “Well, we’ve all been going back and forth…”/ World Coming Down (1999) / “You’ve gotta open with SKIP IT…”/ “That’s how you top Bad Ground…”/ ALL HALLOWS EVE / “I can totally do it with mucus…”/ #platfoamshoes / “I do…I look amazing.”/ “Across America, black haired tattooed chicks are dropping their panties…”/ “It’s like Halloween Sabbath…”/ “You’re saying they created their own #genre?” / “The 2nd time I did #LSD I was listening to this…”/ CREEPY GREEN LIGHT / “This is your favorite band and you’re destroying this moment…”/ “That’s Halloween all day…”/ “He does it effortlessly…”/ #rollingtheRs / The Least Worst Of (2000) / BLACK SABBATH (FROM THE SATANIC PERSPECTIVE) / “Oh it’s thickness alright…girth, THAT is the sound of #TypeONegative…pure girth…”/ “I like the bubbles…”/ “They’re singing in Latin now…”/ “Name that song, Billiam…” / #KillingYourselfToLive #FairiesWearBoots / “They throw in Sabbath references all day long…they opened the show with #Cornucopia…” / “When he opened for #Danzig…”/ “So when’s the next #Doomsicle song?”
(1:23:11): Life Is Killing Me (2003) / “My dick took out the whole centerfold…”/ “Guys are visual…”/ LESS THAN ZERO (<0) / “Very 70’s…”/ “Bill Withers? STP…?” / HOW COULD SHE? / “It’s like psychedelic keyboards…”/ “He rolls his R’s a LOT, dude…” / “It’s like keyboard sitar…”/ “Dude, you’re a bass player, I wouldn’t expect you to know keyboard stuff…”/ “I like that a lot…”/ NETTIE (“It sounds like The Police…”) / “That’s high singing for #PeterSteele right there…”/ “He’s still doing it, every fucking R!” / #LMAO #RrrrrussellsRrrrreflectionsASMRRRRR / ANGRY INCH / “If you’re gonna poon the peen, you’ve gotta go all the way…”/ “He doesn’t say ‘Oh My God’…”/ “They make everything in the world in #fuckinChina…something China does really really good…”/ “Robots don’t need benefits, they don’t need time off…and you don’t have to tax the robots either…”/ #thenextwave / “It’s like all those fuckers that did #horseshoes …#McDonalds is not a career move…”/ #OhMyGodTotally / “For 10 years I had a great job…”/ “Everybody’s got something that they’re good at…they need to figure out what they’re naturally talented at and go do the fuck out of that!” / #bassoff / “I’ve never had a vehicle that attracted poon…but I think I played bass onstage before Russell did…with #HotCarlson back in the 1900’s…”/ “It’s the best bass…it’s amazing…”/ #markthetime (“We switch off…”) / “That was a Phil version of ‘Walk’ now…”/ “You sang from the tits…you screamed from the tits…”/ “I sounded like Edith from #ArchieBunker…”
(1:45:18): Dead Again (2007) / “How about the #killeropener?” / DEAD AGAIN / “I don’t remember this song, but I know I’ve heard it…”/ “What has #allthecokelines?” / #PeterSteeleASMR / “She doesn’t seem impressed…”/ SEPTEMBER SUN / #RrrrrASMRrrrr / #LMAOASMRrrrrr / “The R rolling thing…that’s amazing…he does it EVERY fucking song!” / SOME STUPID TOMORROW / “That’s fucking Carnivore!” / #IOI #InOnIt #NeverForget / “If 60’s are any harder than this…can we hurry it up with the….whatever is supposed to wipe us out…?”/ “Nobody gives a shit about her…”/ “Her voice is too screechy…”/ “He’s got an actual…physical problem…”/ #SpasmodicDysphonia / “Can we roll some R’s real quick?” / “He’s kinda like that #Hebrew fella I like so much…”/ “People have forgotten about #FuckJoeBiden…” / ***HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO EVERYONE!!! WE HOPE YOU GET THE “GOOD” CANDY!!!*** / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel
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“Are you comparing King Diamond to KISS!?”
KING DIAMOND is the undisputed champion of all things dark & creepy that scarify & terrify throughout the metal multiverse. In our humble opinion, The King should be deemed the official ambassador of Halloween.
Through the use of the creative forces granted unto him by his Scandinavian homeland (and perhaps with a little supernatural assistance for added evilocity), The KING has been unleashing terrifying tales of gothic horror backed by a progressive power metal soundtrack that have been scaring the Hell out of audiences for nearly four decades (even longer if you count his time in Mercyful Fate). There can be no doubt that he is THE premier horror metal storyteller of all time, “The KING” if you will.
When in doubt, always remember The King Diamond Paradox:
“King Diamond IS Mercyful Fate AND Mercyful Fate IS King Diamond!!!”
Get ready for a bit of trivia regarding the music video for “The Family Ghost” and find out which former heavy metal haunt in Atlanta was legitimately (actually) haunted. Understand that it’s always better to go with “a super smart 6 than an ultra dumb 9” because without adequate brainpower, there’s “no bone movies” (especially if she insists on “using her teeth every time”). Discover “the worst part about being married”, pay tribute to the “chili dog queen” and JOIN US for a trip through the gruesome tales of twisted horror from the mind of Hvidovre, Denmark’s metal master of the macabre, KING DIAMOND.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): #herewego / “It always starts with…”/ “Remember that band #TNT…#10000LoversInOne …”/ “…in one…”/ #checkpoint / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST DEEP WITHIN THE BUNKERPOON DUNGEON!!!*** / “I was told that’s actually a genius idea…”/ “You could just not drink Monday through Friday…”/ #GregorianCalendar / “He worked Saturday…Sunday He took the day off…”/ #MetalNerderyPodcast #HeadCageAlbumDive #Anniversary / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #albumcover #ThreeHeadedMonster #ImperialRedAle / “It’s carpet…”/ #eightpointonepercentABV / “#RedStripe is my favorite beer…”/ “That’s like having a girlfriend that just insists on using her teeth…”
(06:13): “What’s been going on, fellas?” / “They NEVER, NEVER flood, they NEVER get rain like that…” / #NorthCarolina #HurricaneHelene #Flooding #HAARP #suddenlyscience / “Call it a #DEW if you want to…”/ “They Maui’d it…”/ #onmicburp / “How’d you figure it out?”/ “They are pure corn syrup…”/ #candycornASMR / “Mark his words…and his time…”/ “Did y’all fist…after?” / #youvegottafist / “We’ve been on FIRE lately!!!” / #comedygoldASMR / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT*** / ***You can JOIN US on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast and you’ll instantly become a #poonmagnet!!!*** / “It’s not part of their name, but we recognize them that way…”/ #HailAndThankYou / “Don’t say dropped…”/ #correspondancees ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT ON THE #SOCIALMEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST, YOU CAN EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #scoobitabosh / “…and play.”/ #BigMac #EmberingEffigy #metalsubgenresASMR #StonerDoom / “I didn’t think of it that way…” / “I always thought #sludgemetal was like #DOWN and #COC but I could be wrong…”
(15:42): “Man, I do…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I had 2 salty dogs before the show…”/ #markthetime / “He just rips peoples faces apart…”/ “Sounds like the #JohnWick of #UFCFighters…”/ #asstech? or #Aztec? / “Saw the new #SalemsLot remake…”/ “Oh, I’ve been #earreading and now I’m on #NothingButAGoodTime …”/ #hairmetal #eightieshairmetalstory / “That was a pretty good #ZakkWylde impression…”/ “You know what’s weird, dude?” / #battleaxeASMR / “Mopple the Hoot…”/ “They keep getting told they’re dinosaur music…”/ #MTV / “That was their viral, in the old days…”/ #wellplayyourshittah / #DreamTheater ***New Album: #Parasomnia in Feb. 2025!!!*** / #AMillionViewsInOneDay NIGHT TERROR / “It’s very Slayer…”/ “It’s metal porn…”/ “Nah, they’ve got some hooks, dude…”/ “Back to the cheesy book I’m reading…”/ “Let me guess, named for #cocaine?”/ “I’ll out-guitar you, bro…I can sweep faster than you…”/ “Did you ever hear that story?” / “We should be saving this gold for #TheChronicles …I kinda thought Bill wanted to do a #KISS #InsideTheMetal …”
(31:31): #TheDocket / “October transforms to Halloween on October 1st …”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: KING DIAMOND – INSIDE THE METAL / “I’m gonna sell ‘em individually…”/ #analbraid / A little backstory regarding our history with #KingDiamond from back in the day / #KingDiamondIsMercyfulFate #MercyfulFateIsKingDiamond / #MattsMiddleSchoolReflectionsASMR / “I bet she’s into anal…”/ Fatal Portrait (1986) / THE CANDLE #killeropener / “Nothing screams Halloween like creepy #pipeorgan music…”/ “Dearly beloved…”/ LURKING IN THE DARK
(40:00): “There’s not been a lot of #bassplayerabuse over the last few episodes…”/ “We should watch a movie…”/ Abigail (1987) / “That’s actually more thrashy…”/ ***GO CHECK OUT OUR #ABIGAIL AND #THEM ALBUM DIVES, AS WELL AS OUR #MERCYFULFATE EPISODE*** / This #onmicburp brought to you by #Culvers / THE 7TH DAY OF JULY 1777 #softintro / “This is one of my Top 20 all time albums…”/ “If you could only have ONE album, what would it be?”/ “Dude, that was brutal…”/ “Never picked this up until literally yesterday…if you watch the video, he’s inside the #pentagram …”/ “Them” (1988) / “It’s pretty black and white…”/ “It’s off-putting for sure…” / “Are you comparing #KingDiamond to #KISS !?”/ “His songs are…horror stories…”/ “Did you ever hear the story about his haunted apartment in Denmark?” / #allegedly / “That would be eerie…”/ #HauntedBunkerpoon / TWILIGHT SYMPHONY / “It’s the super #AJFA treatment…it’s got no bottom…”/ “He’s got hooks…”/ “If this had Abigail’s production…”/ Conspiracy (1989) / AKA Part II of “Them” / SLEEPLESS NIGHTS / ***NOTE: Mikkey Dee actually did play drums on Conspiracy, NOT Snowy Shaw***/ “Would you wanna have a graveyard in your backyard?”
(54:39): The Eye (1990) / “Ooh, wow…the plot…”/ ***NOTE: Remember, almost every King Diamond album is a complete story aka #conceptalbum *** / “Killer opener has #allthecokelines …”/ EYE OF THE WITCH / “What’s the #cokelinerunnerup for this?” / “Now, every now and then…if they didn’t have the creepy organ…and if it was a hair metal singer…”/ “I’m still not sure what the fuck they (#Ghost) are…”/ 1642 IMPRISONMENT / “I kinda feel like that whole area influences each other…”/ The Spider’s Lullabye (1995) / “They freak you out with their freaked outness…”/ “They come through the drains…”/ “It’s got a pretty substantial coke line inventory…I’m feeling groovy…just a touch of goodness…”/ #PreChroniclesASMR / FROM THE OTHER SIDE / “I don’t think I’ve ever said that…”/ “Just so you know…”/ “I think you need to have it with you…you can’t say locked and loaded…”/ “Wouldn’t that be cool…can you imagine King Diamond in a cowboy hat!?” / THE SPIDER’S LULLABYE / “That’s fucking heavy…”/ “Soundtrack to your death…”/ ***Let the record show…***
(1:07:46): The Graveyard (1996) / “I like the purple…the darker purple…the indigo, violet, bluish purple…”/ #monochrome / “I know what she feels like now…”/ “Pretty much every song on here has #allthecokelines …”/ THE GRAVEYARD & BLACK HILL SANITARIUM / “If I start turning blue, you know what to do…a handy would probably work…”/ “What are you doing?”/ “Now this one sounds like #AJFA…”/ TRICK OR TREAT #yeahyeah / #RussellsReflectionsNonSequiturASMR / “That’s just #squirting for men…”/ Voodoo (1998) / “If he wrote a horror novel, I’ll bet it would be awesome…”/ “LOA” HOUSE / “That’s like old school King right there…”/ VOODOO / “Did you just refer to me as The White Devil?” / #AceVenturaASMR / “They’re eating the dogs…” / “The voodoo drums…”
(1:22:22): “This is an interesting title…”/ House Of God (2000) / “That was a joke, btw…”/ “I found out…if she falls asleep after sex AND she snores…”/ “Oh you’re talking about someone I know…”/ “WTF is wrong with you, dude?” / #chilidogqueen / #LMAO / “Dude, that’s his line…”/ FOLLOW THE WOLF / “Prog plus power metal…”/ HOUSE OF GOD / “Dude, you drive a Nigerian Mustang, please shut up…”/ BLACK DEVIL / “Risin’ up…”/ “Hey little sister…”/ Abigail II: The Revenge (2002) / “Fifteen years later…”/ “There’s no end, dude…”/ THE STORM (“Thunder is the sound of lightning…”) / “That’s power metal…”/ MOMMY / “That makes my throat hurt when he sings like that…”
(1:35:42): The Puppet Master (2003) / “You make-a movie?”/ “All my problems are up here, not down there…”/ “She has a friend that listens to us…”/ “So she ‘dates’ him when he comes to town…so basically I need somebody to ‘date’…it’s called #FWB or a #ServiceAgreement …”/ THE PUPPET MASTER (“This almost sounds like #Dethklok somehow…”) / “You make-a movie…”/ #Shhhhhh / “The hottest girl on planet earth…if she’s not got some brainpower going on… it’s #nobonemovies …”/ “I’d rather go with a super smart 6 than an ultra dumb 9…”/ BLUE EYES (#perfecttiming #onmicburpASMR) / “We’ve reached the end of the road…” / “It’s early in the schedule I believe…btw, do you say schedule or schedule?” / #StewieASMR / “With her hair up like that, her nails should be like 8 feet long…”/ “I gotta be careful how I say this…”/ “The worst part about being married…”/ #blackisslimming / “Who was who?”/ “I just painted a very bad picture…”/ Give Me Your Soul…Please (2007) / “The cokeline inventory has dropped precipitously…”/ GIVE ME YOUR SOUL / “I’m not sure how I feel about it…”/ The Institute (TBA – 2025) / “That means tits, butts, and asshole…”/ “He did that song with #Volbeat … Did y’all ever hear that?” / ROOM 24 / “Dear King Diamond…”/ #finmark / “What’s a Vol?” / “We can’t end on a Volbeat song…”/ MASQUERADE OF MADNESS / “I kinda feel like you need the album art and the story…it’s like talking about 4 pages out of The Stand or something…”/ #TheDarkTower ties into all the other ones / “Dude, you did a twofer…can you do it again?”/ “Apparently the #OldMasquerade in Atlanta was (very) haunted…” / “Two 2 hour episodes, back to back…”/ “Ohhh…The Chamber…”/ “We’re like right there…” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! GO SEE KING DIAMOND ON TOUR WITH OVERKILL!!! / #untilthenext #nerdout #outroreel
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“They’re the Toto of metal…”
In keeping with the Halloween centric theme of October, obviously we’ve got to talk about “devil music”, and what better band to represent “the devil stuff” than GHOST, who’s not at all bashful about their utilization of Satan for inspiration.
Imagine the mysteriousness of Blue Oyster Cult, but “kinda more metal, and sorta satanic a little bit”. While not overtly hateful or evil per se (as far as “devil music” goes), there is certainly a dark, otherworldly, and strangely hypnotic aesthetic to GHOST. With music containing powerful melodies & catchy hooks and lyrics incorporating a liberal infusion of “the devil stuff” (not to mention the eerie imagery, including a satanic pope and several Nameless Ghouls), listeners may experience a “flavor clash” from the resulting sonic incongruity as the music of GHOST is “kinda happyish but their lyrics are the exact opposite.”
Before engaging in anything remotely fun (especially if it includes a third wheel), be sure “the math is right” ahead of time and remember that the formula is “half your age plus 7” (either way). Go ahead and crack open a can of “coconut key lime pie” and understand that even though we may have to “Ixnay on the Its-tay”, realize that Baphomet definitely has some “strong C’s” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with the mysteriously mesmerizing sounds of Linkoping, Sweden’s GHOST.
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(00:01): “I felt kinda weird…”/ “ANYBODY could be a bass player…”/ “Ed and Lorraine Warren…”/ “All bitches do that…I don’t know why bitches do that…bitches are confusing…”/ #genreverse / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #OlanMillsDay / #GrindEspressoShot (“From bean to bar…”) / “The man in the canoe?”/ #sittingontheirW / “I’ve never been around that man and NOT laughed my balls off…”/ #tobefair / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “You did that like a bass player…”/ #whatshistits / #boobee / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Beetlejuice #OutOfOrder #fivepercentABV #RareBrewing / “An ass full of shit?”/ “That looks like an alien came in a can…”/ #TheVerdict / “It’s a coconut key lime pie…”/ “It’s a dessert beer…”
(10:05): “Hold on a second…”/ “You don’t hear that very much anymore…”/ “They’re very confusing…but they have #theentertainmentcenter …”/ “Would you not!?”/ “I gotta say this, right now…”/ #morange / “She’s a lovely and talented person…”/ “You take something so pretty…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / ***Come JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #seventiespornasshole / “They might…”/ “The first time I experienced a #themthey moment…”/ #Constantine / “It is a them/they…”/ “Baphomet’s got tits and a cock…”/ “Those are strong C’s…those look like 18 year old, perky…”/ “Ix-nay on the its-tay…”/ #spankbank #harddrive / “Then it would be creepy, yes…”/ “It’s about to get worse…”/ #AgeOfConsent is super weird / “Skating rink!?”/ “Either it’s legal or its not…”/ “We don’t need that kinda push…”/ “You take half your age and add 7…that’s okay…”/ #onmicburpASMR / “Okay, what about the other way? Half your age plus 7…the ‘OTHER’ way…?”/ “She’s probably blind…at that age…you could pay somebody…” / #callback / “You’re a genius dude…you should do comedy…”
(22:51): “Okay, so it’s not that great of a story…”/ “I feel like you guys hate on #Deftones…”/ “There’s this smokin’ hot chick…”/ “She tells my wife…”/ “Apparently the girl went into detail…”/ “Can I tag on?” / “The math’s wrong…”/ “You’re normally not invited to something like that…”/ #standupcomedyASMR / “I’ve got a save as version…I’m wearing the mask, so it’s fine…”
(29:40): HIT US UP on the #socialmedia at #instagram and #facebook and #youtube (and also, now on #TikTok) and email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemailsegment / #godbelow regarding #Patreon and the #Godsmack episode / “Holy shit, dude, he just showed me a picture…”/ “It might be worth rolling the dice…for that…”/ #LMAO / “I recognize this number…”/ “We got one more…”/ #pissingpostASMR / “I like it when you guys get political…”/ #TheTriangle aka #ThePoliticalPentagram / #unredacted / “All you’re doing is changing the name, right?”
(35:42): “Do we have a docket?” / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: GHOST / “Is it this?” / #RayParkerJr #Ghostbusters / “Welcome to 80’s Nerdery…”/ “I don’t know the whole B.C. thing…”/ #Ghost #GhostBand / “He shits on everything, dude…”/ “Imagine #BlueOysterCult but kinda more metal and sorta satanic a little bit…”/ #TobiasForge is like the Dave Mustaine of #Ghost …/ “They had a vag in the group…”/ “T’s and D’s…”/ “It’s like a #ScoobyDoo episode…”
(41:30): Opus Eponymous (2010) / CON CLAVI CON DIO / “That’s kinda creepy…”/ “What are you trying to say?” / SATAN PRAYER / “It sorta fucks with your head…the music is sorta happy…but the lyrics are the exact opposite…”/ RITUAL / “Watch him become a god…”/ “It’s like they made Satanism hooky…”/ “I’m not sure how to take it…”/ #incongruent / “These are happy devil dudes…”
(48:28): Infestissumam (2013) / “Wait, which one?” / “Y’all know what #thecollar is right?” / #turtleneck / DEPTH OF SATAN’S EYES / “His voice is almost mesmerizing in a way…”/ #numberonehitsingle / YEAR ZERO / “There’s a part in the middle…”/ GHULEH/ZOMBIE QUEEN / “Today Satan’s gonna be talking about his emotions through piano…”/ “I love #ghoulash…”/ “It’s like #HalloweenPinkFloyd …”
(55:42): Meliora (2015) / “They are kinda doom metal…”/ #killeropener SPIRIT / “That’s Halloween…”/ #dangole / “It’s also got chugs…”/ FROM THE PINNACLE TO THE PIT / “This is probably one of their more metal songs…”/ #triumphmetal / “How can you not like it?” / “It’s #happydevilmusic …”/ “Seriously!?” / CIRICE / “That’s kind of a Slayer riff…”/ “What’s not to like?”/ #beautifullymusically / “Where do you come up with this?” / “If you took those lyrics and that subject matter and changed every song title…” / #shockrock / #Quayer #Sleen / “Have you ever seen #Sleen in concert?”/ “She’s #Frasian …she’s #CanadianFrasian…”
(1:07:09): “I like that word…#macabre…”/ #ElviraMistressOfTheDark #whatshertits #ElvirasMovieMacabre / “Don’t scoff, dude…let me have my moment…”/ “I didn’t know her hair was fake for years…”/ Prequelle (2018) / RATS / “It’s not a question, it’s a statement…”/ WITCH IMAGE / “It’s hard to describe…” / “It’s got all the ‘other’ cokelines…”/ DANCE MACABRE / “It’s 80’s, big time…”
(1:15:39): Impera (2022) / “Like #VoltronSatan?”/ KAISARION / “I told ya it got happier…”/ “It’s a superhero song…”/ “I don’t know how to digest it…it’s the mixture of the two that’s so weird for me…”/ “I had a good mayonnaise sandwich…”/ CALL ME LITTLE SUNSHINE / “They’re #TheTotoOfMetal …”/ “This one’s pretty #evilish …”/ TWENTIES / “Let’s give it a second…”/ DARKNESS AT THE HEART OF MY LOVE (VAG) / “This is actually a beautiful song…which means Bill’s going to hate it…”/ “I know how to take #Slayer …I know how to take #KingDiamond …”/ “The music and the vocals (subject matter) are light years apart…”/ #incongruity / #boxless / Popestar (2016) / SQUARE HAMMER / “It’s the hooks…”/ “Oh, what is this?”/ #recordscratch / “I bet you they’re way better live…”/ “The devil stuff gets you in the door…but the show keeps you coming back…”/ “It’s almost like if #KISS had talent…”/ “I went and saw ‘em in ’96…”/ “I’m sure their show is WAY better than #KISS…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “The #Chronicles are coming…”/ “It seems like you’re madder than he is…”/ “She’d break your back, dude…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel
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Upon descending deep down into the dank, cavernous darkness of the Bunkerpoon Dungeon, there’s a mysterious change in atmosphere that instantly transforms the entire month of October into Halloween, with all of the usual suspects present and accounted for: witches and wizards, ghosts and goblins, vampires, werewolves, reapers, reptiles, and even a little bit of good natured “Halloween themed psychic fisting” thrown in for good measure to make everything as authentically creepy as possible.
Halloween season conjures thoughts of misty mornings, the enjoyment of fresh greenery, and visions of vast landscapes filled with leafless, haunted trees towering high above a multicolored blanket of fallen, lifeless leaves. In addition, the Halloween season helped trigger numerous discussions regarding the creepiest songs from the greatest bands throughout the entirety of the metal spectrum as well as some thoughtful “vampire adjacent” meal prep for when Vlad just wants to get out of the city and go camping in the woods for the weekend.
Get ready to “put on a Russ mask and take one for the team” and prepare to behold some spooky on-mic burps that made the cut along with a hefty portion of “bone-in” comedy gold resulting in the enjoyment of “roast beef sandwiches on the beach”. Discover “the ultimate vampire song”, break out that good “adult” Halloween candy (the kind that Trick or Treaters will NEVER be fortunate enough to receive), and be sure to pay homage to “Macho Pichu” before you JOIN US for our 2-hour HALLOWEEN 2024 SUPER SPECIAL.
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(00:01): “Yeah, keep that door open…”/ #idontfeelverygood / “Do you think it’s possible…to get blown out of proportion?” / #listentothatASMR / #vagmouth / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “We did that a LOT on that last episode…” / #metalnerderyanime / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “It’s very comic book-ish…”/ #MasonAleworks #SevenPointOneABV #NightmareFuel #TheVerdict / “It’s got the…new carpet aroma…”/ ***You can see the #albumcover of the beer if you go to the website at metalnerdery.com ***/ #revoongepoon / “I’m probably gonna do #SoberOctober and possibly beyond…we’ll see.”/ #kettlebells / “That’s just holding on to big balls with handles…”/ #Frasian
(7:07): ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET TO THE DOCKET, JUST GO FIND #THEDOCKET *** / PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! (***You can join us on #patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***) / “He was the first caller…” / “Selling off their balls and their ass and their arms…”/ #lawnseats / “It sounded Frasian…”/ “I just need a hole…my hand is not enough…”/ #RussellsReflectionsAfterDarkASMR / “All of a sudden, I got a tit…”/ #nicetits #whatshistits / “Nice breasts…”/ “And yours aren’t bad either, dude…”/ #upperbodynudity / #correspondencees ***COME JOIN US ON THE SOCIALS AT #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE AND EMAIL US AT [email protected] AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #voicemailsegment #BobFromOhio #onmicburpASMR / “We get a tit, now we get a but…”/ “She might have been influenced by Steve Vai’s tits a little…” / #whatshertits / “We’ve got one more…”/ #Trip6 #BonJohnson and the translation…/ #CantBeLoudEnough
(22:32): “Speak your name…”/ “Can you imagine what it smelled like down there?” / #youmakeamovie / #CantBeRoudEnough / #RussellsReflectionsBobsBurgersEditionASMR / “I don’t even think he says #OMG …”/ “When they loved him…before he was President…”/ “Is he Frasian?” / “I already fucked ‘em on Yelp…”/ “You got the giant bone…it was THAT thick…and THAT big…it said ‘bone in’…we’re eating roast beef the rest of the week…”/ #droppingbars #comedygoldASMR / “It was 3 ½ inches thick…”/ #RussellsReflectionsVacationEditionASMR #SeaScreamer / “Yeah, they complained, we can’t do that anymore…”
(33:37): “Shall we get into a docket of sorts?” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: HALLOWEEN 2024 / “I felt bad…I was gonna suggest that…”/ #letsfist / #psychicfisting / “It’s marked…”/ #Metallica – OF WOLF AND MAN (Metallica (The Black Album) – 1991) / “I never knew what he was saying there…”/ “Can you fast forward…to that creepy middle part?” / “Let the record show…one of the few moments of double bass on this album…”/ #onmicburpASMR / #werewolves / “I found something yesterday that was really fucking cool…”/ “This is a killer name and an even better album cover…”/ #SaintKarloff – PSYCHEDELIC MAN (Paleolithic War Crimes – 2023) / “I’m sensing an #albumdive in the extreme near future…”/ “It’s like #Danzig singing for #TheSword …”/ “Speaking of…”/ “Bone cave escape?” / #BoneTomahawk / #TheSword – TRES BRUJAS (Warp Riders – 2010) / ***IF ANYONE HAS CAUGHT ONE OF THE RECENT #SLAYERREUNION SHOWS PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW THAT WAS!!!*** / “He probably does yoga every day…and crossword puzzles…”
(46:23): “Reaper is more Halloweenish to me…”/ “Whatever dude, it’s for the Feds…”/ #threehelicopters / #conspiracytheoryASMR / #BOC #BlueOysterCult – GODZILLA (Spectres – 1977) / “I said hawk…”/ #byrequest / “I was trying to open it up…”/ “Reapers have more to do with Halloween than Godzilla…”/ (DON’T FEAR) THE REAPER (Agents of Fortune – 1976)…specifically the creepy middle part… / #MaryReilly / “If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell…” / “Let’s check it out…” / #ElectricWizard – SATANIC RITES OF DRUGULA (Witchcult Today – 2007) / “The entire whole…”/ “What about these guys?” / #TheBlackDahliaMurder – NOCTURNAL (Nocturnal – 2007) / “This is classic metal…” / “It’s almost like #Death in a way…”/ #CradleOfFilth – FUNERAL IN CARPATHIA (Dusk…And Her Embrace – 1996) / “That was like the #KISS of the 90’s…”/ #bloodandfire / “Did it make it better for you?” / “To me they were like #Spiderman on #TheElectricCompany …”/ “That’s a weird visual, dude…” / “You can use the word ‘black’, sir…”/ “It’s a Nigerian Mustang…
(1:02:43): “I’ve got one…”/ #TheAccused – SCARED OF THE DARK, MADDEST STORY EVER TOLD, LIGHTS OUT AND THE HEARSE / “It’s like going from a sprint to a walk to a sprint…”/ “One more, while we’re there…”/ “These fellas did a lot of LSD…”/ “He wrote ‘Two Ass Sides’…”/ “How about a little King Diamond?” / #KingDiamond –HAUNTED (Fatal Portrait – 1986) / “Something about that album cover creeps me out…”/ “I read somewhere that King Diamond (the band) is WAY more satanic than Mercyful Fate…” / #KingDiamondIsMercyfulFate #MercyfulFateIsKingDiamond / “It’s vampire related, but I’m gonna wait…”/ HALLOWEEN / “Sometimes, vampires like to get out of the city and go camping…”/ #vampirejerky #vampiretrailmix / “What’s the scariest vampire movie you ever saw?” / “That’s like Golden Corral being open 24/7…”/ #BramStroker #Cockula / “Is that a vampire movie?”
(1:17:35): “You guys know this one?” / #TypeONegative – WOLF MOON (October Rust – 1996) / “Would you bang a girl on her period?” / #littleredridinghood / “Put on a Russ mask…take one for the team…”/ “It’s the ultimate vampire song…” / #TypeONegative – SUSPENDED IN DUSK (Bloody Kisses – 1993-DigiPak) / “This is ultra doom…”/ “Holy shit, that’s slow!” / “Is that too slow for you?” / “The only thing slower and creepier than that is their cover of #BlackSabbath …”/ “What about…this?” / #Slayer –BLACK MAGIC (Show No Mercy – 1983) / “There’s always room…for a little Slayer…”/ “Can we at least get to the scream part?” / “What kind of medicated lotion would you use for dick itch and/or ringworm?” / #Death – ZOMBIE RITUAL (Scream Bloody Gore – 1987) / “I already have it pulled up…if you’ve got it pulled up, show us!” / #BloodFeast – VAMPIRE (Kill For Pleasure – 1987)
(1:33:31): “I didn’t know if he knew how to spell it…” / #Opeth – GHOST OF PERDITION (Ghost Reveries – 2005) / “It’s like haunted house #DreamTheater …”/ “Get to about 5:50ish…” / #futureepisodeidea #favoritepartsofsongs / “Every time I hear it, I come a little bit…”/ #TopFiveBandsEvah / “If you could pick one band for a year…that would be the band.”/ “How many is that?” / “It doesn’t matter…”/ “Ladies, if you want to send us pictures of you wearing a cowboy hat…”/ #Megadeth – THE CONJURING – (Peace Sells...But Who’s Buying? – 1986) / “Can you imagine this song with today’s production?” / “The master of riffs…”/ “Were you more creeped out by the song title or was it after you read the lyrics?”/ “They never spiked #TheDevilMeter for me…”/ “I gotta write that down…”/ #theymakeamovie / “The gay doesn’t scare me…they’re people too…” / “The P’s don’t get a letter…” / #RobZombie – DRAGULA (Hellbilly Deluxe – 1998) / “Strangling the worm…”/ “You got the stripper song pulled up?” / “That’s a great line…”/ “He’s one of those wrestler dudes…” / “Macho picho?” / LIVING DEAD GIRL / “You can smell the glitter…and the lotion…”/ “What are you thinking about?” / “I hate to say it…I have a boner…I wanna bang a goth girl…” / “Morange?” / “Y’all were talking…”/ #terribletiming / “Wait til you’re 21…you too, YOU wait til you’re 21…”/ #homecoming / “We almost made it to 2 hours…one more song…”/ “Here’s a question: if you had to pick a Zeppelin song that was Halloween or evil…”/ “An October misty morning and wizards with weed…”/ “Let the record show that Russell reached for #TheTonyMartinEra of Sabbath…”/ “That first album is basically a Halloween album…”/ “I have to admit something to you guys…”/ #markthetime / “You know how those German girls get down…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR OUR 2-HOUR HALLOWEEN SUPER SPECIAL!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel
You can enjoy vintage Metal Nerdery Halloween content by checking out the following episodes:
Halloween 2022 (10/27/2022)
Horror Metal / Halloween Metal (10/29/2020)
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“It’s all the same…only the names will change…”
Sometimes, just like with “identical” twins, identifying the differences between subgenres can be difficult. Sure, they may seem the same, but there are subtle differences between the two that make them unique as individuals. Similarly, as with the “speed metal vs thrash metal” debate which has persisted since the 80’s, so continues the everlasting debate between Stoner and Doom metal:
Are they the same? Or are they different?
And if they ARE different, then WHAT is the difference?
In short, both Stoner AND Doom metal trace the source of each of its respective origins back to Black Sabbath, with each possessing an arsenal of crushing riffs, tuned down guitars, and slow, heavy, trudging tempos. But if there were a single distinction to draw the line between these two subgenres, then that line has to be within the lyrical subject matter, as shown by the following logic*:
IF drug references, THEN stoner metal.
IF not, THEN doom metal.
Prepare yourself for an onslaught of Nerdery off shoots, including the forthcoming (as yet to be started) “Angry Matt” podcast, prepare for our upcoming “Bon Jovi album dive”, stick around for our sandwich segment on “Sandwich Nerdery”, including a rant-filled accusation against a former sandwich giant who was wrongly accused of wreaking gastrointestinal havoc with their “muffalotta” and JOIN US as we attempt to get to the heart of the matter at hand with STONER DOOM METAL VOL. 7: THE SEARCH FOR DOOM
*While we’re well aware that this is not an exact science and our logic may seem a tad “dirty sloppy”, it’s the best we could do given the circumstances.
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(00:01): “I don’t know if I could do the #meatsuit…”/ #Rawbanger sounds cool…/ #RussellsReflectionsHorrorMovieASMR #Longlegs / “That doesn’t even look like him…”/ “My didn’t talk like that…”/ “WTF does feet have to do with #buttcancer?” / #lookitup / “If I could do that, I could do yoga…”/ “That means it sucks…”/ “Axe in the back…”/ “I can’t watch #thetrailer…”/ “Are there any more funny movies being made?”/ “You can taste the alcohol in it, that’s all…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO FIND #THEDOCKET…*** / “It would have been a perfect time to #markthetime…”/ #LGFT #TankDog #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “World has too many #probrems … open #Winder…”/ #outofcontext / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN CRYSTAL CLEAR BLURRY TECHNICOLOR…*** / #pictureday / #NewRealmBrewery #TheVerdict #HazyImperialIPA / “You know what a 96 is?” / “The dumbest sex position in the history of sex…”/ #snooch / “It’s not the right angle…”/ #PornoNerdery #CountryNerdery #RapNerdery #FoodNerdery #FoodPornoNerdery
(12:50): “I wanna say this…#Publix has some good subs.”/ #RussellsReflectionsDeliDangerASMR / #JerseyMikes / “WTF happened to #Quiznos…?”/ “I exploded out of both ends…”/ “I wished the toilet had handles…”/ #LMFAOASMR / “Every restaurant has its own aroma…”/ “What about #Schlotzskys?” / “OMG, I just totally fucked up!” / #SorryQuiznos / “It was the #Muffalotta…”/ #SandwichNerdery / “Time stamp this…”/ #vomitdrawer / “Have we talked about this for 20 minutes at least?” / “Okay, quick vomit question…”/ #weirdtinglies / “Quarterly, at least…”/ “It’s not a good tingle…it’s not like a #heattingle …”/ “You’ve GOTTA take it there…”/ “Hand over mouth…and then you accidentally swallow a little bit…”/ #talesofvomitusASMR
(22:31): “How about #correspondencees…?” / “So going forward…”/ “Dude, we need to do a #BulletBoys episode…”/ ***COME JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #PatreonShoutout / “For less than the price of a pack of cigarettes…”/ #BunkerpoonAfterDark / #impromptu / ***You can email us at [email protected] AND on the #socialmedia at #Facebook and #Instagram and #YouTube AND YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment #BigMac #EmptyPromises #EmberingEffigy / “It’s EMPTY promises…”/ “Oh, I’m sorry…#BramStroker…”/ “It’s all the same…only the name will change…”/ #BonJoviAlbumDive / “Always late to the party…”/ #standuphostility / “You could have your own podcast…you COULD get laid…that would help…”/ #AngryMattPodcast / “I’ll sit in here and listen to that…”/ “Oh it would blow past us…”/ #daretodream
(30:28): “You got any reflections Russell?” / “He could just do it from his house…”/ #TikTokASMR / “If you do #TikTok you’ve gotta be a #Kommunist and…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBedtimeEdition / “Is that shocking to you?” / “Here’s the best part…so then I go and I…strip…”/ #strippermusicASMR / #recordscratch / “It’s a thing, apparently…”/ “Here’s what I do…I just turn everything off…and boom…”/ “#BobRoss is #HumanXanax …” / #RussellsReflectionsNitaStraussEdition / “There’s tons of awesome guitar players now…but in the 80’s…there weren’t as many as there are now…”/ “Why can women do that? A dude can’t do that…”/ #uhhhkay / “Forty-one minutes in…”/ #themthey are growing #metalnerderypodcast / “That was #cathartic …” / “It’s not ALL the time…”
(41:24): #TheDocket / “It’s rainy outside, it’s gloomy, and it’s doomy…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: STONER DOOM METAL VOL. VII – THE SEARCH FOR DOOM / “I like #HatefulMatt …”/ ***Vol. VI was our 4/20 Super special…***/ #DoomMetal / “How is Doom metal different than Stoner metal? How would you articulate the difference?” / #AcidMammoth / “All of it reverts back to #BlackSabbath …”/ “I remember hearing #Candlemass on #WREKage…” CANDLEMASS – SOLITUDE (Epicus Doomicus Metallicus – 1986) / “That’s the heaviest acoustic guitar I’ve ever heard…”/ “That’s not what I think of when I think of doom…”/ “Sabbath is the beginning, they are the #AlphaAndTheOmega…they’re #bolth…”/ #Pentagram PENTAGRAM – SIGN OF THE WOLF (Relentless – 1985) / DYING WORLD / “I got one, but I know for sure it’s doom as fuck…” / #Solace (“Put in ‘Further’…”) SOLACE – BLACK UNHOLY GROUND (Further – 2000) / “That almost sounds stonerish…”/ “This is doom to me…”/ #ElectricWizard ELECTRIC WIZARD – FUNERALOPOLIS (Dopethrone – 2000) / “It’s #bolth…” / #StonedMorose / “I’m sorry, what?” / “You always wanna fist…”/ “So far, I’ve not yet heard the vocals you’re talking about…” / “Have you ever heard of #Pallbearer Russell?” / PALLBEARER – I SAW THE END (Heartless – 2017) / “It’s like #MaidenDoom…#DoomMaiden…”/ “It’s like slowed down #Mastodon…” / “What about…that?” #Goatess GOATESS – MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST (Purgatory Under New Management – 2016) / “Very #Sabbath vocals…” / “This IS more doomy than stoner…it’s close.” / “Where’s the REAL difference, though? / #speedmetal vs #thrashmetal / “Obviously #weed is a reference to #stonermetal…”
(1:00:14): #TypeONegative TYPE-O-NEGATIVE – RED WATER (October Rust – 1996) / #ChristianKisses / “This album makes me wanna bang #gothchicks…”/ “Does your wife know any cute single goth chicks?” / “How about #Winter that sounds like a good name…” / WINTER – INTO DARKNESS / #notontheboat / “I hope it’s not 5 minutes in for the vocals…”/ #metronome / #awwwwwwwmannnnnnn / “He finally found one…”/ “That’s as doomy as doom gets…”/ #Cathedral CATHEDRAL – HOPKINS (THE WITCHFINDER GENERAL) (The Carnival Bizarre – 1995) / “It’s like a heavier #WASP in a way…”/ “That would be stoner metal to me…”/ #ParadiseLost / “See, that’s the control we have…”/ PARADISE LOST – ENCHANTMENT (Draconian Times – 1995) / “You know what a #pianoplayer is don’t you? It’s a #pianist…” / “Is #Evanescence #doommetal?” / “It’s like a happier Type-O…” / “I bet her poon is sticky and sloppy…”/ #Windhand WINDHAND – ORCHARD (Soma – 2013) / “The #albumcover is awesome…just take a picture of the woods in black and white…” / “This is a lot like Acid Mammoth…it’s #bolth…”/ ***Stoner Metal Volume VII: The Search For Doom Metal*** / #thrashmetal vs #speedmetal / “What’s #speedmetal?” / “Really? That’s #progressivemetal bro…”/ “It’s not #dirtysloppy…”/ “Dirty sloppy HOW?” / “Gurl, you trippin’…”/ “It’s not as clean and crisp…”/ “The next album…is more thrashy…than this one…”/ “Dopesmoker!?” / “Maybe WE create the line…when the album’s about smoking weed, that’s #stonermetal. When it’s not but it sounds like that, #doommetal…”/ “If they’re not talking about weed or drugs, it’s doom…”/ #tresleches
(1:15:28): “That’s the most common difference…” / #subjectmatter / “Let’s grab another one here…”/ #NovembersDoom NOVEMBER’S DOOM - PLAGUE BIRD (Hamartia – 2017) / “That’s doom, right?” / “It’s #Halloweeny…”/ “She thinks #ACDC is #redneckrock…”/ #BlackSabbath “This band is the #GodOfDoomMetal …”/ BLACK SABBATH – ELECTRIC FUNERAL (Paranoid – 1970) / “That’s not doom…this song is absolutely doom…”/ #PaganAltar PAGAN ALTAR – CRY OF THE BANSHEE (Mythical & Magical – 2006) / “This sounds like #victorymetal…#victorydoom…”/ #Esoteric ESOTERIC – THE ORDER OF DESTINY (The Maniacal Vale – 2008) / “There you go!” / #doomvocalsASMR / “Sasquatch on lead vocals…”/ “Those vocals sounded like the #growlyvoice from #MikaelAkerfeldt of #Opeth…”
(1:23:32): “I’m wrong, I’m wrong, totally wrong…”/ #TheObsessed THE OBSESSED – BROTHER BLUE STEEL (Lunar Womb – 1991) / “He’s eating a person…”/ “This is NOT doom…”/ “You wanna hear a fun fact?” / #Spotify / “The #micropenis of pizza…”/ “You’re getting a mushroom on the pie…”/ #UncleAcidAndTheDeadBeats UNCLE ACID AND THE DEADBEATS – DEATH’S DOOR (Blood Lust – 2011) / “That’s fuckin’ Bon Scott, dude…that’s harmony Bon Scott…”/ “Should we do one more and call it quits?” / #itsnotdoom #TheSword THE SWORD – THE WARP RIDERS (Warp Riders – 2010) / “They’re close…I think we’ve established that doom and stoner are #incestuous …” / #BonJoviASMR / “Are they stoner or are they doom?” #ILoveGoblinCock #GoblinCock #GoblinCore GOBLIN COCK – WE’VE GOT A BLEEDER (Come With Me If You Want To Live! – 2008) / “Did Goblin Cock break the mold?” / #incessuous #StonerDoomMetalVolumeSevenTheSearchForDoom / “It’s all the same…only the names will change…”/ #BonJoviAlbumDive / “That’s top tier bass material right there…”/ “Mainly because they wore cowboy hats in the video…”/ #steelhorse / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! IF ANY OF YOU CAN TELL US THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STONER METAL AND DOOM METAL OR IF YOU HAVE ANY SHOW IDEAS, #DINGUS AND #PINGUS !!!*** / #outroreel
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“That’s NOT how you eat a chili dog…”
The allure of SHOCK ROCK is, has been, and always will be the LIVE component of it; being at the show and viscerally experiencing all of the sights and sounds, in the flesh and in the moment. While many artists do also have lyrical subject matter which might make them eligible for placement in the SHOCK ROCK subgenre (see also “devil stuff”), the primary component to ensure proper “shock rock” cred is the LIVE concert experience, the actual SHOW!
Whether it’s spitting blood, breathing fire, or doing an onstage duet with a boa constrictor, the key to really selling (and properly enjoying) SHOCK ROCK is the actual concert experience itself (because THAT is what sells records…or used to anyway). And what better and more convenient way to illustrate this point than with a brief concert review of the ALICE COOPER/ROB ZOMBIE show that recently came through Atlanta on “Friday The 13th Eve” during the Freaks On Parade tour stop.
Just remember, “you gotta question, we’ve gotta answer for you”, because we’re like “The Alex Jones of Metal” which means that this show is extremely “professional done”. Fix yourself a “duck sandwich” and prepare for some unexpected (and “unredacted”) Triangle outtakes along with some unbelievably stunning “suddenly science” factoids that you won’t want to miss when you JOIN US as we enjoy Russell’s Reflections (Concert Edition) regarding the ALICE COOPER/ROB ZOMBIE co-headlining show and dig into the unsettling, off-putting, and spine-tingling nature of SHOCK ROCK.
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(00:01): “Nicely…” / “I wasn’t ready when Bill pushed the button and then I started talkin’…”/ #harddicksandairplanes / “By we, I mean me…”/ “Like a romance novel hammer?” / #harlequin / “Did you spit in that? Did you come in that?” / #extraflavor #markthetime (“Is that the peanut butter?”) / “I did take care of the #undercarriage today…”/ #tobefair / “I think we did the best #Manscaped commercials…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Maybe like a sandy one…” / #worldhastoomanyprobrems / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Cloudy but crystal infused…”/ #vinylhifi #BlackSabbath #FisherSpeakers / “Quality lasts forever…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I saw it, I had to buy it…”/ #hardmountaindew #fivepointzeropercentABV #GreenRebel #TheVerdict / “It tastes like a #MountainDewZero …or #DietMountainDew …”/ #heartburn vs #headache / “It’s probably got #cancer in it…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #AliceCooper and #RobZombie / “I don’t know if it was a reduction or an addition…one of those kinds of surgeries…”/ “Thank you for wearing the #MetalNerderyPodcastHoodie at the show…”/ #onmicburpASMR / “He’s a good mechanic dude…”/ #magicshow / “That was with #IronMaiden…that was with #JudasPriest …”/ #RussellsReflectionsConcertEditionASMR / “How did the crowd react to him?” / “It’d be like #KISS opening for #Poison …” / #thatmakesmoresense / “It was everything I wanted to see…”/ “How old is he?”
(10:21): “Do we have any correspondencees?” / #queshion #oriental / “That’s the best!”/ ***You can check us out on the #socialmedia at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can join us on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast OR you can email us at [email protected] *** / #PatreonShoutOuts / “Last night AND tonight…”/ #EmberingEffigy #YonderwaysFestival / “Okay, NOW can I do it?” / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment #WhoAreYou / “Let me do that again…”/ #djentleman #pissingpostASMR / “They’re like…they’re almost like #gushers…”/ #professionalsquirters / “And we have another #voicemail…”/ #FD&CYellowNumberFive / “That’ll be the #hairmetal band…”/ #EmberingEffigyASMR #AllHailTheMightyDale / “That’s mostly #poonmaintenance though if you think about it…”/ “Next time…we won’t commit to anything…”/ “Your hair looks #totally80s …”/ #wings / “Like you’re about to go fight Biff in the parking lot…”/ “He’s still got hair!”/ “No you’re not dude, it slims…”/ “Don’t say that, dude…because now I’ve gotta imagine you sucking on a chili dog outside the #TastyFreeze …that’s not how you eat a #chilidog…”
(19:04): “Back to the concert…”/ “What was the theme?”/ “You know dude, #KISS has done that forever…you have a defined show…that’s what people go to see.” / #nitastraussishotASMR / #professionaldone / “I got a LOT of sleep…”/ “I’m not getting up at 6:43 on a Saturday…” / “It’s all about the journey…” / “Zombie was great, but he did a lot of B-side stuff…”/ #yeah / “Compared to the #LimpBizkit crowd…the #Zombie show was a crowd full of #Strippers …”/ “Quick interjection…it’s only you…”/ “You would be disappointed if you went to see him and he didn’t play that…”/ “If I’m going to see #SammyHagar I’m not going to see #VanHalen …that’s why I feel like it’s weird the other way…”/ #itsaBONUS / “I can dig it…it just seems a little weird…”/ #DickFaece #DCComics or #MarvelComics / “He just spits at people?” / “Kinda like #SpiderMan with the webs but it comes from his face…” / #BramStrokersDickFaece / “No we shoot porn out back…”
(25:55): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: ALICE COOPER & SHOCK ROCK / “Alice was kinda the first…”/ #ScreamingJayHawkins / “If YOU did it…it’d be #weirdlyracist …”/ “I didn’t know that #AliceCooper was the band name when they first came out…”/ #AliceDiceCooper / “That’s better…”/ “Some of these I wouldn’t have taken as #shockrock bands…”/ “Is that what shock rock is…the show?” / “Really, you just ‘stole’ it?” / “Didn’t #Coven do #McDonaldLandMassacre?” / “That sounds weirdly strange…” / #AliceCooper BILLION DOLLAR BABIES / “I didn’t touch that…” / #taketwo / “We go dancing, nightly, in the attic…” / GO TO HELL (“What year was that?”) / #creepyseventiesstyle / “That’s kinda heavy…”/ “I didn’t imagine that…you heard it.”/ “There’s motion at your #backdoor …”/ WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE / “I remember him doing this on #TheMuppets …”/ ONLY WOMEN BLEED / “This is the same melody as…is it The Writ?” / “Technically, in a way, Sabbath was kinda shock rock…”/ #BlackSabbath THE WRIT / “Isn’t that #crookedcocksyndrome when you have #PeyroniesDisease?” / “That’s what we just heard from Alice Cooper…”/ “I see what you’re saying, but you’re wrong…”/ “It’s the same melody…” / #parallelthinking / “They’re all ripping off #PinkFloyd…” / “We’re like the #AlexJonesOfMetal …”/ “It’s raining right now…I’ll be right back…”
(40:22): “Y’all remember McDonaldland Massacre on #WREKage right?” / “Are there any independent witches out there?” / “I don’t know that that’s the same band…” / #Coven MCDONALDLAND MASSACRE / “Oh I think I do remember that…”/ “It’s #acidrock man…”/ “We’re gonna have to fire this up…”/ “Which do you think is more shocking? #WhiteZombie or #RobZombie?” / #WhiteZombie WELCOME TO PLANET MOTHERFUCKER / “I like the creepy film stuff in the background…”/ “Let’s take the back door…” / “What were some of the #deepcuts that he played?” / “that’s got an E by it, bro…” / “It’s just the way you say pussy, dude…” / #RobZombie PUSSY LIQUOR / “Play number 9…” / WELL, EVERYBODY’S FUCKING IN A UFO / “Primus?” / “That’s like hearing James Hetfield singing like King Diamond…”
(52:57): “How about a little #?” / “He was more all about the show…”/ “Either way…you’re good.” / I HATE PEOPLE / “This is what influenced #DreamTheater totally…”/ “Maybe kinda like with #KISS …it’s all about the show.” / #WendyOWilliams #Plasmatics / “I had a thing for her when I was a little kid…”/ “Produced by #GeneSimmons I knew it…” / IT’S MY LIFE (“Sounds like KISS…”) / NOTE: it sounds like Heaven’s On Fire / PIG IS A PIG (“I think it’s more punk rock…”) / NOTE: Welcome to #CountryNerderyPodcast …/ “Y’know what, I get lonely on the farm sometimes, y’all…” / “That’s a #scientificfact man…dude, it’s #science…” / #suddenlyscience / “All that devil stuff is considered shock rock…”/ “You’re being modest, dude…” / “Look at that, KISS is right next to King Diamond on the list…”/ #KimDracula / “I’ll bet that’s on #YouTube…” / #alphabets
(1:01:56): “Is there anything anymore that’s really, REALLY, shocking?” / “If you haven’t seen #JohnWick the first one by now… #GFY and we’re sorry…”/ “You fell asleep at the theater?” / #ReAnimator / “Favorite part of that movie…”/ “My masturbation game was never the same after that…” / #GWAR / “You make movie for me to watch later!” / FUCK THIS PLACE / “Did he just say ‘we fucked apes and gave birth to the human race’?” / “It’s the reverse of the #MidasTouch …” / #moneygrab
(1:08:52): “We need a couple more…” / “Not sickey mouse…”/ “On #Facebook? Or like #realfriends?” / #wetalkallthetime / #Slipknot (SIC) / #drumsolo #RussellsReflections / #EloyCasagrande / “At least next time I won’t have to worry about a #vaccinepassport …”/ “They’re already eating animals in Ohio…and Pennsylvania…”/ “A bunch?” #tensofthousands / “that’s dinner…”/ “I’ve never had a #ducksandwich though…”/ #TheTriangleUnredactedASMR / “He fell into the trap…”/ “Nope, don’t do it…”/ “I don’t like either one of them…”/ “They hate #Trump so much, and here’s what needs to happen…”/ “You can vote yourself into #Socialism … you can’t vote yourself out…” / #taxpayerfunded / “I think she’s gonna win everything…”/ “Sorry, we just #Triangled this motherfucker all the way to the end…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “We didn’t even play #KISS …” / “He’s all in…”/ #untilthenext / ***STOP BY THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AND PICK UP SOME #METALNERDERYMERCH AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel
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It’s time to learn about the healthiest, most productive way to release “all of your aggressions” fueled by “road rage” and crank the volume all the way up to LOUD to indulge in metal that comes shrink wrapped “pre-LOUD” from the factory.
Remember that sometimes “it’s a little gamey and a little tangy” which is why it’s always a good idea to “dip ‘em in the egg wash” first. Find out what it means to “dig some schnitzel” and why the strategic ambiguity of “vaguebooking” is extremely off-putting, irresponsible, exhausting, and frankly, tiresome.
Grab a bag of some “salt & vinegar barbecue chips” and JOIN US (along with “Bon Johnson”) as we indulge in all things “ridiculous AND hilarious” and prepare for a “bigger, longer, girthier” episode of CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH as we “finish to completion” (on the Patreon) with CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH, VOL. III.
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(00:01): “You’ve gotta have wings down there to do that…”/ #boxflaps / “It’s ridiculous AND hilarious…”/ “If they were big enough, they could use that to fly…” / #squirrelsuit / “There’s that word again…”/ #coozeASMR / “My favorite line of that show…”/ #TheSopranos / “In here your mother’s got no rights…”/ #vaginawings / “You can’t practice…”/ “If I was…terminal…I’m doing all that…”/ “I’m not gonna mention names…”/ “’Bout to get our fuck on!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #toomanyprobrems / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #CityGatePeanutButterWhiskey / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN HI-FI TECHNICOLOR SURROUND SOUND QUADROPHONIC STEREO!!!*** / “You can’t be too proud…”
(05:45): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortsBrewingCompany #OctoberfestBier #sixpointzeropercentABV / “It’s tasty…”/ “I could dig some #schnitzel right now…”/ #eggwash #dicksomeschnitzel / “I dip them in the egg wash…”/ “I think we do not…”/ ***You can email us at [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 or check us out on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / *** / “There was a vice president named after a blowjob…”/ #beej / “I think it was the fence behind the #grassyknoll …”/ “I just wanna put that out there…”/ “It’s a band…”/ #vaguebooking / “It’s attention grabbing…”/ “And they’re NEVER hot…”/ “It’s like covert #attentionwhoredom …”/ #educational
(11:11): ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / “He’s getting laid so much…”/ #poonmagnet #metalnerderymerch / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #HorrorMovieSeason / “October’s just not long enough…”/ “We started off last night with a real #shitstain …”/ #BloodAndHoney / “Yah…seriously…” / #seriously / #scrollingwords / “He’s dead, nobody cares…”/ “You just can’t do that anymore…” / #onemotherfucker / “That’s how I count to three, I do…”/ #MouseTrap / “Not quality pizza…”/ “The hot ones were the sluts…”/ “You’ve gotta show ‘em getting wrecked…”/ #TheWinderIncident #shoolschooting / “When we were kids, there were fights…”/ “At my school…it was the Fina arena…#afterschool…”/ #putupyourdukes / “I got into a brawl…and then I got threatened with…”/ #gangbangers #locallysourcedterrorism / “Whatever happened to just going home and…jerking off all of your aggressions?”/ #roadrageASMR / “I don’t follow through with it…”/ “I’ve been unburdened by what has been…”/ “Oh, but that movie sucked…”/ “That’s proof that your dreams can come true, too…”/ “I think I need to make a movie…because I don’t think #comedy is for me…”/ “You’re a dark motherfucker…”/ “For like 10 minutes I just did that…”/ “I was wondering where you’d been…” / “More offensive…or just dumb?” / “Weird or dumb?” / #nakedlunch #WilliamSBurroughs #PeterWeller / “Oh it’s a #Cronenburg movie…”/ #HunterSThompson / “Now I’ve gotta find it, sorry…”/ #WhereTheBuffaloRoam / “They’re all over #Publix …”/ #geese / “Just walking around…” / “For real?” / “You’ll eat when I’m tired…”/ “They honk…”/ “It was just so long ago you forgot…” / #whatshertits
(29:34): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH (#CBLE) – VOL. III / “Everybody must listen to what I’m playing…”/ “Mine was never loud enough to bother people that much…”/ #shittybassASMR / “Just the permanent teachers…no substitutes…”/ “You always had the system…”/ #PoonWagon / “Like #Footloose…THAT is what you want!”/ We each made a list of songs that #CantBeLoudEnough …/ “When you listen to it, so do your neighbors…”/ #OzzyOsbourne OVER THE MOUNTAIN / “That was 8 million years ago…pre-plague and pre-Russell…”/ “We’ve gotta hear the solo…”/ #OldeFaece / “He looks younger now than he did then…”/ “I see…”/ #BlackSabbathASMR / “Same shape, different notes…”/ “Mine goes to here…”/ #BiggerLongerGirthier / “Wasn’t that a song?” / #Forbidden FORSAKEN AT THE GATES #killeropener / “Just you wait…”/ #getsome / “What album is this on?” / #OmegaWave / “Okay, that’s cute…” / “A little change of pace…”/ #DOWN TEMPTATION’S WINGS #killeropener / “But it does sound like #COC …”/ “That will never hurt my feelings…”/ “A milkshake of brutality…”
(42:18): “If we’re being fair and equitable…” / “I think that comes from the factory shrink wrapped with the loudness already in it…” / #Pantera GODDAMN ELECTRIC / “It makes me shudder…”/ ***Go Check out our earlier #CBLE episodes!!!*** / #TheChurchOfSound #TheWallOfSound / “THAT dude #cantbeloudenough …”/ “If we had a mascot, THAT dude would be the mascot…”/ “Was that a fart or a chair squeak?” / “I think that was all air…”/ “It’s a little gamey and a little tangy…” / #BlackSabbath SYMPTOM OF THE UNIVERSE / “That album specifically…is fall and the windows are open…”/ “However…this one can’t be loud enough for ME…” / “Can you say #unitard even though that’s a thing…?” / #reunitardedtard / #Sepultura ISOLATION / “The build is tremendous…it’s the best build…”/ “Just let it go…”/ “To completion, every time…”
(52:54): “I’m having a hard time between…”/ #Slipknot DUALITY (“That piano is creepy af…and metal…”) / “It’s the #StAnger snare…”/ “That might be my favorite Slipknot album…”/ #RussellsReflectionsSlipknotEditionASMR / “I will say the video for this…the production quality is not great…” / #PigDestroyer PISS ANGEL #GrindcoreASMR / “Come ON!”/ “It’s always to completion…”/ “It’s like #Uno and pass to you?” / “Did y’all ever used to do this in school?” / #paperwhistleASMR / “My lips are all flappy and saggy now…” / “You’re like #Arbys now…”/ #AcidMammoth THEM #allthecokelines (“That sounds like fall…”)
(1:01:46): “I’m having a hard time with the next one…” / #iwannago / “You can go…” / “You got to hear #balls on the radio…and it was a little creepy…”/ “I feel weird now…”/ “Is this one acceptable?” / #Accept BALLS TO THE WALL (“We gotta hear the part where they’re squeezing the balls…”) / #man / “Can you skip to the #ballbreaking part?” / “This is the heyday of the beginning…they were from Germany but yeah…”/ “What is that noise?” / #BrianScott or #BonJohnson / “That’s a porn star’s name, dude…OR he was in #MiamiVice…” / “Can I be a little bit petty…just for fun?” / “It factors into #proudness #cantbeproudenough …” / #Slayer GUILTY OF BEING WHITE / “It’s so #fuckyou and it’s so #Slayer and it’s so #loud…”/ “This one’s gonna be different…”/ “When have you ever heard anything angry that didn’t sound good loud?” / #BeastieBoys LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN / “That sounds like 70’s detective cop shows…”/ “Oh that was… #Mountain…” / “I heard a really interesting story…” / #RussellsReflectionsTangentionalalityASMR / “A clashless Clash?”
(1:16:18): “How about a little #COTLOD?” / “You’ll be offended because you’re gonna miss it…you can pee in the can, dude…” / “I’m gonna lick it up…” / #yeahyeah / #Testament C.O.T.L.O.D. / “You made it…just in time for the guitar solo…”/ “You peed ultra quick…I don’t even pee regular anymore…” / #spurts #kegelpee / “Alright…Frayed Ends…” / #HappyAnniversary to #Metallica and #AndJusticeForAll / “What would be the one song of Metallica that can’t be loud enough?” / “There’s a difference…”/ #overruled THE FRAYED ENDS OF SANITY / “It’s so thick!”/ “Can we get to my favorite part?” / “That part for you is the same as this part for me…” / #BlackSabbath FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS / “Top 5 for sure, #alltime…”/ #alrightnow / “Let’s give #SacredReich a little bit of love…” / THE POWER OF THE WRITTEN WORD / “Rots and rots of #roudness…”/ “Kinda makes the nipples hard a little bit…”/ “On that album…if I only had to pick one…” / #harpsichord /#Slayer SPILL THE BLOOD / “you can hear the bass when you do this…”/ #chuggachuggajun / “If #fuckyou had a tone…”/ “I got one for you…”/ #KoRn BALL TONGUE / “I’ve got one…it’s kind of a #deepcut …”/ “Y’all should try my new mescaline flavored ribs…” / #TheRibLounge / “They really kinda bring out the flavor of #saltandvinegar #barbecuechips …” / “He don’t eat #barbecue man…”/ #thosechips / #SoulsAtZero HARDLINE / “I’ve never heard this…is this #WrathchildAmerica?” / “One day we need to do a dive on that one…”/ “So do we wanna cut the show here?” / #ElectricAfterDarkBrue / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, AND HEAD ON OVER TO #THEPATREON IF YOU WANNA #FINISHTOCOMPLETION…*** / ***Come on down to metalnerdery.com/merch for ALL of your #MetalNerderyMerch needs*** #outroreel
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For most SLAYER fans, Tuesday, September 11, 2001, began as every other new music release day would: we all anxiously anticipated stopping by the record store after work to pick up a copy of their brand-new album, GOD HATES US ALL.
Words cannot describe the eerily psychotic synchronicity that seemingly linked the atrocities of that day with the timing of the release of SLAYER’s 9th studio album. Still, after twenty-three years (and counting), one thing remains unchanged: GOD HATES US ALL may have been the lone moment of redemption during America’s darkest hour, chock full of brutally scorching riffs, hostile vocal vitriol, and a creepier sonic signature that makes this one of the landmark albums of the band’s career.
Get ready to experience “Dumb and Dumber: The Box Set” and keep in mind that “the mind of a psychopath is different than ours”. Prepare to revisit the weirdness of the “sour cream vs mayonnaise paradox”, brace yourself for the answer to “is it chunky or is it crunchy?”, remember that “pizza dreams are the same as fever dreams” and understand that “Bram Stroker” is a much different dude than “Bram Stoker” when you JOIN US for a dive into the sonic devastation that SLAYER fans worldwide “will never forget”: GOD HATES US ALL.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “It’s like #tonguetiponly …”/ “Oh my God…”/ #sweetlittlememe / “But that guy…he fucked EVERYTHING up…”/ “It’s like #DumbAndDumberTheBoxSet …”/ “It’ll be the day after…”/ “We’re time lords, we can do whatever we want…”/ #schoolshootingASMR / “Investigated by the FBI…a YEAR ago…”/ “There’s been like 40 already this year…”/ “That’s why they need to arm the teachers…”/ #schoolpoliceforce / #tobefair / “Usually they blow their own brains out…”/ #LikeFatherLikeSon / #themindofapsychopath / “I might be in trouble…”/ “That’s not how I was expecting that to go…”/ #deadface #MKUltra / “You know there’s something in the food…there’s something in the air…”/ “Not #cumtrails …”/ “My dick’s never been cleaner…”/ #dadoftheyear / #allegedly / “Maybe we should pour things up…”/ #threemilkpussyASMR #tresleches #creampiecake / #bannedbandbandana / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s gotta be a big dog though…you don’t want a Pomeranian…”/ “The world has too many #probrems…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN SUPER HI-FI TECHNICOLOR!!!*** / #shadesofshame / #noshame / “You know…the moment you fucked up?” / #tacobellvomitusASMR / #JackDanielsAndPizza / “It was after that show…when I touched the AIDS rail…”/ “Mines only 4…”/ #markthetime / Mayonnaise vs Sour Cream #HeadToHeadDeathMatch / “Those are words that don’t go together…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #coffee #RebelHardCoffee #TwelveFive (or #Twelve5) / #CityGateSpiritsPeanutButterWhisky / “A quarter of a fucking century…and we DID IT this morning!” / #happyanniversary / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE nonsense, go to #thedocket >>>*** /
(14:05): #PatreonShoutOut ***Go check us out on patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #Yonderways #EmberingEffigy / “Eulogy…Effigy is like…like at #BohemianGrove or #BurningMan…”/ #spareribbikinis / “You can take a bite if you want to…”/ “That’s that preacher dude…the weird one…”/ #demoneyes / “The old school Lord was more Tarentino…”/ BROKEN PROMISES / “Are those deer horns?” #antlerish #animalmurderers / “We wouldn’t have sandwiches…or steaks…or chicken tenders…”/ #KennethCopeland / “Oh My God, he’d eat your soul, dude…”/ ***You can get in touch with us via email at [email protected] or check us out on #Instagram or #Facebook or #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or you can GIVE US A call and leave us a voicemail AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #KenFromConnecticut / “Trendkill…”/ #dood / “Oh wait, do we have others? Are you sure? It’s only been two weeks since we recorded…but we played ‘em (NOTE: not sure that we did)” / #MrPB&J #WhatsItCalled? / “What’s each of yours’ favorite recent thrash album?” / “Is it chunky or is it crunchy?”
(26:05): “Do you need to reflect first?” / “Everybody got #AIDS at the same time…#fullblown…”/ #mysterysick / “I take shots of #NyQuil and go to bed…”/ “I got up to 102…”/ “I got a little bit cringey…” / #buttheadface / “and again, I tested negative…”/ “You only have #feverdreams when you have a fever…”/ “What’s a fever dream?”/ “You’re trying to solve a problem that’s unsolvable…like trying to find $2.3 Trillion dollars…”/ #pizzadreams #spicyredsauce / “I had a weird craving for a #QPC…”/ #realmeatASMR / #RussellsReflectionASMR #QuickReflection / “Both doing the tongue…”/ #DragonConASMR / “I’m on board with slutty anything…”/ “That’s Bill’s favorite picture in the world…”
(35:37): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLAYER – GOD HATES US ALL / Released Tuesday, September 11, 2001 / #09112001 / NOTE: #Slayer #GodHatesUsAll and #DreamTheater #LiveScenesFromNewYork both came out on 09/11/01/ “Did you know that this was the name of the album…beforehand?” / #newmusicreleaseday / Reflecting on 9/11 and the events of the day leading up to getting #GHUA / #NineElevenReflectionsASMR / “I thought there was a different one…”/ #GodHatesUsAll #AlbumCover / #crosshairs (“I got it…those Slayer guys are fucking hilarious!”) / “I’m sorry, what?”/ “The memory of that day ALWAYS reminds me of this…”/ “I won’t say favorite…but I was into other shit too…”/ “All people need now is just his name and his social security number…”/ “I was way into #Tool…”/ #markthetime / “Mainly #TheLoads …”/ “I listened to this almost everyday until we went to Afghanistan…”
(44:06): “One of the best openers ever…” / DARKNESS OF CHRIST / “We hold these truths to be painfully self-evident…”/ DISCIPLE #titletrack (“That’s so fucking Slayer, man…”) / “There’s a lot more heavy stuff on here too…”/ GOD SEND DEATH (“I kinda feel like he’s a #USPS guy…#GSD…”) / “This brought back the creepy like right up to the front…”/ “We’re back to beer…beer’s different than milkshakes…”/ NEW FAITH / “It’s a completely different song after that point…they never go back.”/ “I figured it out…perfect analogy…because this is an educational show…” / “Hold on, another #dickdream …”/ “It’s the same exact way…that might be the most perfect analogy I’ve ever done on this show…”/ #onmicburp / “This is #allegedly…”/ “And he’s sorta…not tall.”/ “He did it live (on #Netflix)…”/ “What does she sound like when she howls?” / “In the morning, if mom’s making noise…sorry.”
(56:41): CAST DOWN / #WNRD / “America, home of the free, land of fucking disenchantment…”/ “the next one…least favorite…I don’t know why…but it sounds forced.”/ #boostershoes / THRESHOLD / “The next one’s got the best yell…”/ #heattingle / EXILE #SamKinisonASMR / “That’s the ultimate #fuckyousong …”/ “It’s really…my orgasm noise…”/ SEVEN FACES / “They’re all close but they’re just different…”/ #PaulBaloffSlideASMR / “It’s memorable…”/ “The next one was on the #Dracula2000Soundtrack …”/ #BramStroker (“It’s a different movie…”) / #whatshertits (“What’s her tits?”) / “It’s like necrophiliac porn…”/ “He’s banging what’s her tits…”/ BLOODLINE / “Is Slayer’s slower, heavier stuff, doomy?” / “You can tell a difference…but they both fit.”/ “This was the last album with Bostaph until #Repentless came out…on 9/11/15” / #DonaldTrumpASMR / #unburdenedbywhathasbeen / #tandoorijerkchicken / #thepassageoftime #workingtogether #wordsaladASMR
(1:16:28): “Tell me this isn’t creepy…” / DEVIANCE / “The liquidy, creepy guitars adds something to it…”/ #creepytalkingTom / #creepywhisperASMR / “They’re gonna go fight #TheWarOnTara …”/ WARZONE / “What are those rooms…where you can go in and destroy shit?” / #smashroom #rageroom / “A smashroom at 50? I’m probably gonna hurt myself…”/ HERE COMES THE PAIN #cantbeloudenough #CBLE (“This is one of those albums that has to be loud.”) / “It’s been a while since we’ve done one of those…”/ “We have better chemistry…”/ “I’m calling her!” / #whatshertits / #killercloser PAYBACK / “I think the ‘FUCK’ count may be up on this one…”/ “I don’t want you to die, before I get the chance to kill you myself…”/ “That’s his favorite album, dude…”/ “Dude, you’re really kinda acting like you don’t know anything about #KISS…”/ “If anything, it’s practical…”/ “Our birds are about the same size…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / “That was a shitty day…except for the fact that this came out…”/ #nerdout #untilthenext / ***COME PICK UP YOUR METAL NERDERY MERCH AT METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH *** / #outroreel
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“I’m just letting you know; I was holding back…it may get worse…”
TITLE TRACKS are not always the ultra-obvious, one trick pony they’d seem to be.
Sometimes it IS ultra-obvious and is smack dab in the middle of the chorus where it belongs, sometimes only one of the words might be included in the chorus, and still other times “the chorus is not explicitly mentioned” anywhere within the title track at all.
As you can tell, the rules regarding TITLE TRACKS are often “unburdened by what has been” particularly when factoring in all the confusing rules and conditions that seem to be a part of the burdensome phenomenon known as TITLE TRACKS. But while everything that preceded this sentence may not make any logical sense to a logical person with a logically functioning mind, it’s nothing that we can’t power through and figure out by working together.
Get ready for a “spicy release” and prepare for “a little heat tingle…from the backside” when you JOIN US in a collective assessment of “what can be” with Metal TITLE TRACKS.
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(00:01): “Speaking of which…” / “Three or four coats…”/ #giveup #stop / “I am so good at that…”/ “I’m a master at my craft…”/ “…like you’re having an affair…”/ “I can’t dry handy jack like you can, dude…”/ #bressyou / “Isn’t #COVID #trending again?”/ “She’s a pessimist?” / “The seasoning guy? Earnhart?” / #TypeONegative / #AwwwwMannnn / #TypeOThirty / “It’s got #KillAllTheWhitePeople on it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvivsed *** / “Don’t forget about #tiresome ….”/ “World has…#toomanyprobrems…”/ “Uh oh…”/ #whoops / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “At 1:11 p.m. man, just saying words…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “Don’t do that…you’ll miss all the fun stuff…”/ “appetizers can sometimes be better than the meal…”/ “Sometimes it’s a fucking trainwreck…”/ “You know all those people are dead…”/ “They’re probably gonna be voting this year…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #VoodooRanger #AtomicPumpkin (“Why can’t this be vag?”) / #spicyrelease / “Oh boy, oh jeez…”/ “There’s some #backendheat there… a little #tinglebackthere …a little #heattingle…”/ #hotwingsASMR #downthere / “Just fingerblast her with some yogurt…”/ “That’s my favorite…”/ #threemilkpussy / #neveradullmoment / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #Tubing #HelenGeorgia #AlpineVillage / “Olga with their tits out, but not really…”/ “You’ve gotta hammer the meat…” / #schnitzelASMR / “You put a little lemon juice on it…”/ “She’s a lotta fun…but she’s also…a lot…”/ “Did you ever work at a restaurant?” / “It sounds like her poon is probably awesome…”/ “This is gonna be a little bit of a long story…”/ “The traffic guy on #99x …”/ “It smells like a skunk got run over in the street…”/ “You think he’s packing maximum sausage?” / “That’s the first thing you go to?” / “I’m trying to tighten it up…”/ #TheShining / #theworldsbiggesttits / “He’s got a giant personality…”/ “Don’t put him on blast…”/ “Pretty and attractive…and funny as shit…” / #oilandwater
(24:24): “I was giving you an example of personality…”/ #Mondays #smokybar #Hopsecutioner / “I’ve gotta say…I did try a #CaptainAndDrPepper …”/ “we have a voicemail, but IN the voicemail, it says…” / #correspondance #metalnerderypodcast at #youtube at #facebook at #instagram email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** “Like play it backwards…”/ #RMSAsunioj / #DocketThirty / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TITLE TRACKS!!! / “This is gonna be volume one of God knows how many…”/ “If you had to pick one from #IronMaiden …?” / “Is that kinda like a quasi-title track a little bit?” / “also a statement, NOT a question…”/ “Nowhere in that motherfucking song, does he say…”/ “He’s only got 20 free minutes left in his day…”/ “That was the UHF not the VHF…”/ #DefendersOfTheFaith / “He was born before music!” / “If I’m being honest…or fair…#LiveAfterDeathVersion is better…”/ #IronMaiden POWERSLAVE #ScreamForMeLongBeach / #alltimealbums / “How about a little #ScreamBloodyGore by #Death ???” / #Death SCREAM BLOODY GORE
(40:10): “those guys…were more into the extreme stuff…”/ “Did you?” / “Slayer…this one’s difficult…”/ “Raining Blood or Hell Awaits?” / “I remember, I was about to go to sleep…”/ “Is that pretty close?” / “That is a good one…”/ #Slayer HELL AWAITS (“Seasons is not an album, but Show No Mercy is an album…”) / “I’m gonna join you, shut up!”/ #maybe / “Let’s dance…”/ #BeavisAndButtheadASMR / “wait, WHAT?” / #mouthfuloflyricsASMR / “Fucking #Hardwired…”/ #itdoesntmatterASMR / “Well technically…”/ “That song does not even have…oh I’m sorry…”/ #imwrong / “There was not a song called #Zoso on #Zoso …”/ “It’s close enough…it’s got the title plus another word…”/ “Priest would be Painkiller, am I right?” / #JudasPriest PAINKILLER / “What happened!?” / “What about Sabbath?” / “What about AC/DC?” / “Flick and Fly are both good…”/ “Dude, what happened?” / #twanglificationASMR / “Does that sound get you goin’?” / “We’re all different…”/ #MCTentacleChoice / #hotgarlicspaghettifartASMR / “I’m just letting you know; I was holding back…”/ #ACDC FLY ON THE WALL / “Quick question…”/ “Not old…just in their pocket…”
(1:03:57): “Was there a song for #FatalPortrait?” / “I mean it’s close…”/ “According to you, it doesn’t count…”/ “What about Ozzy?” / #OzzyOsbourne THE ULTIMATE SIN #killeropener / #tobefair / #MCTentacleChoice / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE / “It never gets old…”/ #Primus FRIZZLE FRY / “Like heavy in a very strange way…”/ #Ministry PSALM 69 / “It’s got a mood…” / “I feel…like my heart is being touched by Christ…”/ #PraiseJesus / #CaptainButthole / “Butthole is age restricted…”/ “we already talked about that…”/ “Holy Diver or Last In Line?” / “Shiny diamonds…and clean tigers…”/ #Dio THE LAST IN LINE / “I wanna hear y’all argue…” / #TheAccused GRINNING LIKE AN UNDERTAKER / “Their sound is…pretty clean. It’s like the AC/DC of thrash…”/ “What about your #ST?”/ “I’m sorry, what?”
(1:24:22): “You know what I mean…” / “What about #Anthrax?” / “What about #Megadeth?” / “Let’s see…” / “You and your #Speed reference…”/ #Overkill OVERKILL III: UNDER THE INFLUENCE #WREKage / #applecable / #Kreator TERRIBLE CERTAINTY / “It is kinda evil…a little bit.”/ “One more…”/ #Forbidden FORBIDDEN EVIL #nevergetsold / “this might be the best album EVER…”/ “Who the fuck can do THAT!?” / #progressivemetal #progressivethrash / “There’s no mention of vag in there…”/ “Cowboys or Trendkill?” / #Pantera THE GREAT SOUTHERN TRENDKILL / “That’s #audioCalgonASMR …”/ #hotgarlicspaghettifartASMR / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #nerdout #outroreel ***COME PICK UP SOME METAL NERDERY MERCH AT METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH *** #outroreelASMR
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“You can take something so pretty and make it so ugly…”
It’s been a while since we discussed any NWOOSTM, so we figured we’d check out one of the NWOOSTM playlist recommendations from “Mr. PB&J” himself. (NOTE: that’s New Wave Of Old School Thrash Metal in case you’re not into acronyms). THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC (which you can find on Amazon music), has a wide variety of NWOOSTM bands with newer, old school, classic thrash sounds.
Discover the height of intimacy involved when you “finish each other’s sandwiches” and understand the deeper and darker implications of owning a “Member’s Only”. Behold as we reveal the true identity of “Mr. Growley”, get ready to “feel the joy” from deep within the Bunkerpoon Industrial Complex headquartered in beautiful, metropolitan, “Ballsack, Georgia” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE PLAYLIST with NWOOSTM Vol. IV: THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC.
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(00:01): “And there it is…”/ #MetalThrashingMadness / “It’s not on there, it’s on #MTVLive …”/ #fifteenandpregnant / “do you refer to those girls as double wides or single wides?” / #fromtheback #haveagoodaugust / “Which means, if we’re gonna do the #Deathmatch thing…we should do that next time…”/ “Who wants the Black?” / “I can’t hear you say Zombie without thinking about…”/ “Quit clapping you evil bastard!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “World has too many probrems…”/ #MrGrowly / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Beautiful, downtown, #ballsack …”/ #talkinoverthecoughin / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #fakefall #indiansummer #Oktoberfest #MondayNightBrewery #fourpointzeropercentABV #daydrinkingbeer / “It has pretzels on it…”/ “If you go back and start at the beginning…but once they get their stride…”/ #OMGASMR / “That’s the way my #Trump sounds the best…”/ “It’s no more unhinged than saying that he…”/ #JoyAndVibesASMR / “That’s code for…”/ “Everybody thinks that he’s this evil monster…and they don’t even know WHY they think he’s an evil monster…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “Wait, so that’s the mascot? What happened to #ChiefKnockAHoma?” / #AmericanAmerican #NativeAmerican / “He liked the #firewater…”/ “They don’t care but their kids and their kids’ kids…THEY care.”/ #safespaceASMR / “Eventually, it’s gotta end…”/ #CivilWarASMR #WWIIIASMR / “If it does come…I’m not gonna be at a playground…”/
(12:38): “We need to have a #Patreon jingle…”/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***COME JOIN US AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “This is turning into a thing, man…”/ “I’ve gotta get a mistress first…”/ “You could try…”/ “You give diamonds they give vagina…I’ve been told”/ “Speaking of #yachts …”/ #jazzhands / #YachtSandman #YachtRachck / “I feel like it’s 1982 all over again…”/ “That dude did look like Kirk Windstein…with a shorter beard…and a much better tan.”/ ***YOU CAN HIT US UP ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #FACEBOOK OR #INSTAGRAM OR #YOUTUBE OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “Do you know?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “It was kinda cool that we published 2 episodes…”/ “She takes it…literally.” / “I can’t hear his name without that…theme music.” #JohnCena / “Knives and…thunderstorms?” / “After the government takes their share, it’s probably $100K…”/ “He loved puppies…and his wife…and his car…”/ #allegedly #loosely / “I really think we should…” / SHIT-TAH!!! / #DjhuntsAndKhunts / #Doomsicle & #MetalNerderyPodcast present to you THE WIZARD (as originally performed by the mighty #BlackSabbath) / “Mine doesn’t move that fast…”/ “Not bad for a few old geezers…”/ “It may be small…but it’s mighty.”/ “That boom you did…”
(30:45): #TheDocket / “So Mr. PB&J sent us a playlist…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: NWOOSTM VOLUME 4 – THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC (INSIDE THE PLAYLIST) / #NWOOSTMASMR #NewWaveOfOldSchoolThrashMetal (***Go check out the #playlist on #Amazon ***) / #BondedByBlood IMMORTAL LIFE #allthecokelines / “That’s nasty…”/ “I think I saw them…I think they opened for #Forbidden and #Overkill back in 2010…”/ #Evile THRASHER / “It’s got all the ingredients…”/ #MunicipalWaste (all but ONE of the cokelines…”it just needs a little bump…”) / #cokelinealgorithm / “Hello, this is…David…”/ THE ART OF PARTYING / “It’s like high school… / #youwillbepleased / “Drowning Pool?” / “#Powertrip?” / #bolth / #Dekapitator DEATHSTRIKE COMMAND / “That mix is meaty…” / “I’m sorry, what was that?” / #moshpart
(43:07): “They’ve got a whopping 2 cokelines…”/ #MassiveExecution FUELED BY FIRE / “WHAT!?” / “we completely stepped all over that…”/ “Feels bad to say wrong words, doesn’t it?” / #NorthAmericanConfident / #Decadance CORROSION / “Guitars just sound so much better with midrange…”/ “I sense a #breakdown (a pre-solo breakdown…)” / “They’ve had 30 years of influences to listen to…”/ “They have all the…ingredients. We finish each other’s sandwiches…”/ “Made it through another Philly…”/ #Warbringer TOTAL WAR / “Would the new #KerryKing album be considered #NWOOSTM?” / “The next one is OVERLOAD by #SSS …”/ “That reminds me of that impossible to remember and find #CelticFrost song…”/ “Have you listened to #ColdLake?”
(55:30): “Do we think we know what the 3 S’s stand for?” / #GamaBomb ZOMBI BREW / “I like the recipe…the scream was great.”/ “Hi-Chews, dude…”/ #haiku not #HiChews / “A much more delicious #Starburst …”/ #MercilessDeath EXUMER / “Okay turn it off now…”/ “Definitely the #oldschool energy…”/ #Deadfall RESISTANCE IS FUTILE / “I would #BackToTheFuture that shit…”/ #Lazarus LAST BREATH / #ToxicHolocaust WAR IS HELL / “That’s what you need…right there.” / #SatchelPearcy #FauxBlaux / #Mutant PSYCHO SURGERY / “It’s like a happy version of Battery almost…”/ “It does sound like #Kreator a little bit…”/ “Otherwise, it’s the #pleasurator and/or #thetimepasser (or #TheManwich) …”/ #TheViolator ATOMIC NIGHTMARE / “I think I’ve figured it out…”/ “Crunchy harmonics…”/ #SendMoreParamedics TWILIGHT OF THE FLIES / #themoneyriff / “It’s got #djuhnts everywhere dude…” / #ThrashingLikeAManiac #NWOOSTMPlaylist on #Amazon / “Kinda makes you think about record label execs…”/ “Does that fold out? (“Not mine…it does not.”) / #itsthick ***Keep the suggestions coming!!!*** / #MembersOnly (“You’ve literally got to wear a #MembersOnlyJacket to get in…”) / “You probably had the #ColecoVision …”/ #consolationprize / “Well now that’s a dealbreaker for me…”/ “You can take something so pretty and make it so ugly…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!!!*** / #untilthenext / ***COME GRAB YOUR #METALNERDERYMERCH AT METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH *** / #outroreel
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“If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell…”
You’ve heard of movies based on books, but what about albums based on books? IRON MAIDEN’s seventh studio album, SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON, released on April 11, 1988, is inspired by Orson Scott Card’s 1987 novel “Seventh Son” and is their first official “keyboard” album, confirming IRON MAIDEN’s progressive metal mastery as one of the finest progressive metal albums of all time.
Get ready to take on an army of “Roided up Roos” who are “boxing the trees” and always remember the following: “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”, “you can’t push a rope” and the odds of 2 different people asking the exact same question within a day or two is not just some “random coincidence”.
Understand why “Steve Harris with distortion” is almost as weird as “Slayer with keyboards”, find out “who’s the outfielder?”, discover the secret code behind “French Toast and Waffle Dust”, and tell all the Trans-Ams and Transformers you know that “I measure from my middle back” before you JOIN US for a dive into “the heart of prog Maiden” with IRON MAIDEN’s progressive metal magnum opus, SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON.
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “Buuuuuhhhhhhtttttt…” / #WTFHappenedASMR / “Technical Ecstasy and Never Say Die…” / #BlackSabbathReflectionsASMR / “Which is ‘code’ for drugs…” / #notourbill / #constantly (“We already know what we think about blackouts…”) / #completelymiss / “There’s no way…”/ “You can’t push a rope, honey…”/ #youcantpusharope / “It’s hard…it’s not…that’s why it’s hard…”/ “It’s all night and I’m never gonna finish…”/ #sorrybabe / #hiddentrackepisodes / #hiddentrackcast #hiddentrackpodcast / “We have nothing but #Docket today…”
(03:13): “We’re making up for #DryJuly because #MoistAugust is gonna be…” / #CFA #ChikFilAPostMealWrapUp / “It’s blessed, man…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #motherfucker #NickoMcBrainASMR / “It’d be weird…you are now.” / “I feel a little dirty…”/ #wholehand / “Put your hand out like that…”/ #iclosedaroundit / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ALL OF THE DELICIOUS AND APPLICABLE ANESTHESIA!!!*** / “You were wet during July and I was not…”/ #thinkaboutthis / “We should do another…” / #Chronicles #GlovesOfShame (“I didn’t say #KISS, I said #GlovesOfShame …”) / “Were they #GNR before #GNR?” / “People with #poons …” / #MetalHealthASMR / #PictureDiscReflectionsASMR / “You ever take a pitcher of a pitcher?” / #bassplayerASMR / #pitcherdisc / “Yes you do…”/ “The creepiest thing about #DiaryOfAMadman (the #albumcover)?” / #hulk #bookofspells #saintpetrinecross (“That probably f**cked some people up!”) / “You’ve gotta read it with your ears…”/ ***Go check out “I AM OZZY”, Ozzy Osbourne’s hilariously profound autobiography!!!*** Go read with your ears, your eyes, and your mind! ***/ NOTE: Two bottles…of Hennessy!? / #thepressLOVEyou / “Maybe, I dunno…”
(13:13): “No lube, no warm up, no reflections…it’s okay…” / #seepreviousepisode / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON / “It was our #StAngerEpisode it was fine…”/ #doit / “I’m sure that’s what people say about…”/ #itwasourgarbagecan / #BruceMaiden / “Not to be confused with the #lastinline …” / #TopThreeIronMaidenAlbums #OldSchoolMetalNerderyPodcast / “It depends on what we’re calling prog…”/ “You weren’t, this was #PreRussell …”/ #conceptalbum #progressivemetal #progmetal / “It’s almost 5 years old!!!” / #OldMetalNerderyEpisodeASMR #Era #HodgesEra / “There is a story to it…but the #tourmerch back in ’88…”/ “Who opened for them on this tour?” / “I’m sure it was #TheOmni …”/ “Noooo….NO! That’s a weird…NO!!!” / #GnRASMR / “Which is weirder…?” / “See that makes sense…”/ “They had some #amazingopeners on that tour…”/ “Back…when you had to go…to a place…”/ “Which is sad…”/ Released April 11, 1988 / #stoppayment / “Just stop…send them a hand printed picture…”/ “I don’t know if y’all have seen that…” / #investigatethemselves
(21:55): “I’m sure it was that…” / #birthdaysoundtrack / “Something about it…”/ #onmicburp / “You sure?” / #youheardithere / MOONCHILD “Seven Holy paths to Hell and your trip begins…” / #youarenumbersix / “Yeah, exactly…#Cathedral …” / “Listen to those chords…”/ #readthoselyrics / #killeropener / “I had no idea…that this was a book…” / #OrsonScottCard #SeventhSon #booklearning #audiobooks #audible #ironmaidenwhispersASMR #DudeHaveYouHeardTheNewIronMaidenASMR? / “That singer must write all the words…”/ “It’s getting old, bruh…I said talent beyond their bass playing…” / INFINITE DREAMS / “That’s prog right there…all day…” / #whenitkicksin / #STFURussellASMR / #weirdtransition / “Yeah, you’re right…”/ “When this came out, I was already…and then I progressed…”/ “To be fair…” / #apparently #allegedly / “I wonder if he can pole vault?” / CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS / “That’s a LOT of #cowbell …”/ “To be fair…” / #biggerthanballs / “Adam is to Maiden like I am to Sabbath…” / #theweirdyears / #commonground / “4,5,6,7…”/ #middleback / “Some people, this is #heavy to them…”/ #greatanalogy / “This was HIS heavy…”/ #thiswashisballs / THE EVIL THAT MEN DO #allthecokelines #killercloser #sideone / “This sounds like #OldMaiden …”/ #AND / “It’s the harmony part…”/ #IronMaidenDualGuitarHarmoniesASMR / “You can hear the clicks…”/ “It’s like #drumsteroids …”/ #strappedroo
(04:30): SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON #titletrack #killeropener #sidetwo #progmetal / “I could listen to a whole album of this…”/ #onandonandonandon / “We’ve gotta get to the #ontheboat part…” / #woetoyou #youarenumbersix #motherfucker #hahahaASMR / “Today is born the seventh one…” / “It’s not as long as you think, though…”/ #cantbeloudenough / “Here we go…this is almost #ThrashMaiden …”/ “That’s like a double dose of…” / “Did you see tits at that show?” / “I found some #oldtickets …” / “That had to be with…”/ April 24th, 1991 (#Pantera and #WrathchildAmerica ) / #Rathchild #Tikuhhhtmasstur #spellczech / “It wasn’t before #intelligence …”/ #unpopularopinion / “By ‘Wrathchild America’ I mean with a ‘W’…”/ “How many other metal bands do you know of?” / THE PROPHECY / “This is like clean #weedlywoos in a way…”/ #usethoseheadphones #misheardlyrics / “He’s done everything, dude…”/ “The flying thing is interesting…”/ “I feel like pilots get a shitload of #skypoon don’t you think?”
(53:06): “We’re not even 18 hours in…” / THE CLAIRVOYANT / “Dude, this should be your #favoritesong …” / #STFUASMR #WOEASMR / “That’s the good stuff, right there…” / “Does that keyboard help this song at all?” / “That sounds like #Styx … that sounds like #RockyIV …”/ “Where he’s boxing the trees…”/ “Dude, when we do #TheShroomChronicles again…”/ #SurvivorInsideTheMetal / “I’m now making up stupid shit and I apologize…” / “The album, not so much…”/ “I can’t believe we haven’t done a #RigorMortisBehindTheMetal …”/ “I know we did #Obscure and #1988 …” / ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG #killercloser #sidetwo #albumcloser #lasttrack #untilthenext / “All the evil seem to last forever…”/ “It’s Russell’s favorite part…” / #bassbone / #basssolotakeone / “That’d be weird, dude…nahhh…”/ “It would be as weird as…”/ #SteveHarrisDistortedBassSoloASMR / “don’t even worry about it…” / “How do you think they fuck?” / “Have you ever in your life EVER…met someone…and the first thought out of your brain is…?” / #OMG #samequestion #whataretheodds / “I’m sorry for all the #bassplayerhate I give you…” / #synchronicity / “Who’s the outfielder?” / #oldcouple (“And now I’ve thought about it…”) / “Would you watch that?” / #attractiveatninety / “I’d still probably hit it…”/ THANK YOU TO IRON MAIDEN AND TO OUR ESTEEMED PATREONS!!! / #TransAms #TransFormers / “I don’t know, dude…” / “I tried to put myself in a box this morning…”/ “a little #waffledust on top…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND GO SUPPORT IRON MAIDEN AND BUY THIS ALBUM!!! / #Like #Subscribe #Comment #Notifications #SocialMediaConditioning #PodcastReview / “It numbs it up down there…”/ #untilthenext / #recordscratch / #preoutroreel / ***COME ON DOWN TO THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE TO GRAB YOUR #METALNERDERYPODCASTMERCH !!!*** / metalnerdery.com/merch *** / “I kinda closed around it…”
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We got a little out of control and went far beyond the “appetizers” section, to the point that there was no “meat” to skip to (in terms of a docket), primarily because we had a lot to talk about: albums ahead of their time, new Olympic competitions, and a whole host of other things (including our potential 9/11 Head-To-Head Death Match teaser…).
Be sure to “have a nice August” and remember that the answer to the question in question can only be “Wet? Or moist?”. Fix yourself a “peanut butter and jelly sandwich” and wash it down with a “Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper”, discover what it means when “you can’t smell the hauntings”, find out which Slayer song “allegedly” has keyboards on it, prepare for some voicemails that “took home the gold” (including the “longest and girthiest” voicemail we’ve ever received), remember that (there are “seven confidents” and) “it’s fun when you say something wrong” and JOIN US for the 4th installment of JUST TALKIN SHITTAH!!!
Show Notes:
(00:01): “I wonder if he could even find her wet spot…” / “He’s got his dick up his mouth…” / #isthatgay #herewegoagain (“If it’s connected, it’s not…”) / #handyjackin / “I’m the administrator and recipient of said service…”/ “Just for the record…” / #MoistAugust / “That’s a gross word…”/ #wetormoist / #riffermadness / “I think you’re just making a big deal about being a bass player…”/ #Milquetoast vs #InTheMeantime / “Have a nice August…you’re fired.”/ #idontfeelverygood / “I was totally making fun of you and you missed it…”/ “I feel like now the shows are better…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s advised but it’s not encouraged…”/ WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!! / “Or it’s the #DjuhntsAndKuhnts …”/ “That’s 3 djunts and 3 kuhnts for all yuhnts…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***DON’T SKIP TO THE MEAT!!!*** / #perfecttiming / #onmicburp / #IronMaiden #BrewDog #HellCat #IPA #sixpointeightpercentABV / “Is that like Eddie’s dog?” / “It’s a little carpety...”/ “This is #manroom carpet…like #newofficespace carpet…you can’t smell the hauntings…”
(07:32): #CorrespondancizingASMR / “Go ahead…”/ ***Come follow us, click subscribe and the bell icon on #Facebook #YouTube and #Instagram OR you can email us at [email protected] OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou? / #TheVoicemailSegment #JoeOfTheNorth #puregold #AshesOfLeviathan #ConcertReview #KerryKing #Mastodon #LambOfGod / #newshittah #SkullFist #HourToLive / “No, we have a continuation…there’s a second part.” / “That’s probably our longest and #girthiest voicemail yet…”/ #confidents / “Really?” / #sevenconfidents / “It’s fun when you say something wrong…”/ #aggravocity / #whatsitcalled #voicemells / #Geigh / #TheVoicemailSegmentRepriseASMR #WhoAreYou #TheDarius #PBandJ (“I needed a drink to get it down…”) / #DrPepperAndCaptainMorgan / “Darius wins the gold!” / #AldiASMR / #BidenomicsSucksASMR / #BirriaTacos / “Buh-ree-ya” / “He’s a bass player, it’s fine…”/ “Let’s do the one more/one last…”/ #PissingPost / “Maybe we should just be a #SlayerPodcast …Djunts Khunts and Slayer…”/ #herewego / The significance of #nineeleven and #Slayer / “A little more Slayer bone?”/ #differentvibe / “Or it could be ahead of its time…” / “When you were eleven?” / “I know, you were ahead of your time…”/ “Don’t say it…it was their #LedZeppelinIV …”/ “What was wrong with keyboards?” (“I didn’t like #Journey, I didn’t like #Styx…”) / “Interesting you reached for #Loverboy …” / #JourneyLyricsASMR / “In ’98?”
(24:56): “Do you think there’s ever been a song by Slayer where they’ve squeezed in some keyboards?” / #harpsichord / “The only song that I can think of…I think…”/ “I just googled it and found nothing…therefore…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #SkullFist HOUR TO LIVE #powermetal #speedmetal / “I can already tell Bill hates it…”/ “The gates of the Thunderdome at Krypton…”/ #PatreonShoutout / ***GO JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #FauxBlaux / “I’ve thought about that for the last week…”/ “She wasn’t making the pig noises…but mouth was open.”/ “It was COVID before COVID was COVID…”/ #whateveritwas / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #WomensBeachVolleyball / #thongs or #cheekhuggers / #snootch & #boobbuttons #LMAO / “Wherever Black Metal comes from…she’s from that place…”/ “Don’t you cut that out either!” / “Whatever dude, it’s the same place…”/ #FrenchBaguette / “Which one’s the pole, btw?” / “His tip tapped the bar…”/ #tobefair “That guy’s not a grower…”/ #underyourcape
(36:36): “He’s the world’s best at exercising…”/ “The bigger question is this…they look like they’re in two totally different weight classes…”/ “It’s been beaten nine times…”/ #hermaphrodites / “Countries where it’s illegal…”/ “They have to throw you from the top of a building or something…”/ #JimmySevenFourteen / “It gets confusing…it used to not be so confusing…”/ “That’s a great name…”/ #ImanAlmond / “Dude he could be a wrestler…” / “That’s not a race, right?” / “I thought that was a country…we’re all wrong.” / #ignorantASMR / “Have y’all seen that chick that plays Wonder Woman?” / “It’s a street name for heroin…allegedly.” / “We should just call this an episode…”/ Upcoming new releases / “Death metal or prog metal?” / “Are we really 45 hours in!? That’s crazy…”/ #KatVonD (“We call those targets…”) / MY SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN / “This is NOT metal!” / “For those voicemails, y’all ALL took home the gold!” / #bonus #boneus / #outroreel #PBandJASMR
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“Do you know how many burps I edit out?”
EXODUS have been blessed with the almost uncanny gift of delivering absolutely devastating opening tracks on every album they’ve ever done.* There’s simply nothing like the “violently articulate” manifestations of Gary Holt’s riff wizardry to fuel the intensity of how blisteringly killer the opener (not to mention, the rest of the album) will be, which is why we’re BUILDING THE PERFECT ALBUM OF KILLER OPENERS to convey the critical importance of “setting the tone”, right out of the gate.
Discover the powerful harmonic wonder of the “Bunkerpoon Barbershop Quartet Trio” and find out which critically notorious component is absolutely essential to ensure the full enjoyment of “The Metal Nerdery Quadraphonic Experience”. Remember that even though the outro reels are often times “a little too prerogative”, generally speaking “it’s easier to just not have an individual, original thought”, because more often than not, “it’s not tight…it’s full”.
Get ready to go fast and have “meat sweats the rest of the day” and be sure to have a “moist August” as we begin our TRANSition to “Rap Nerdery” and finalize the preparations for our upcoming “rebranding & renaming”. Enjoy a limited time “voicemail jingle encore” as well as an encouraging message from a “long time listener, first time caller”, be sure to give that “French baguette fella” a break, and JOIN US as we prepare to “Nerd Out” and indulge in BUILDING THE PERFECT ALBUM OF KILLER OPENERS – EXODUS EDITION.
*For the most part (sorry Force Of Habit)
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Show Notes:
(00:01): “What’s the term for when you…?” / The opposite of #DryJuly / “Welcome back to #NonDryJuly …” / #hardinthepaint / “You do that in your 50’s?” / “Apparently I groped…not while she was driving…I got her phone number…” / #blackoutASMR #MetalNerderyPSAASMR / #fiveandfourintwo / “Let’s do shots 1 of 6 right now…” / #welcomeback / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Man, I missed that so much…”/ “What’s the first verse of that?” / “Spudmonsters…?” / “Wait…#Trans #Gressor (i.e. #transgressor)?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST, LIVE AND PREVIOUSLY RECORDED DEEP INSIDE THE COMFORTABLE CONFINES OF THE BUNKERPOON*** / #backonthewagon #MoistAugust / “It’s summertime beer…” / “A lime…chips & queso… #combomenu “I want… the #burrito” / #mexicancuisinewordsASMR
(05:11): “Hold on a second…” / #MeatAlert #SkipToTheDocket / #Hahaha / #LOLASMR / “I went to #Loserville …”/ #SmokeJackBBQ / “Are they a chain place?” / #Alpharetta / #raindelay #HumanBeatBoxASMR / “I had the #meatsweats the rest of the day…” / “Once we got inside…” / #tobefair#hotbiggirls / “They can make a cornbread like you can’t believe…” / “From the last lightning…” / “thatsaDioSong / #RussellsReflectionsLiveInConcertASMR / #shredding / “It’s almost like he just wants to attention…I think it’s something else…” / “He had an interesting theory…” / #AndyKaufman #PerformanceArt / “He’s so talentless…”/ “I’ve gotta feelin’…” / #onmicburpASMR #CFAASMR / “Let the record show…” / “I have a bad feelin’ about this…” / #RapNerdery / #BonesAndEddyBaker / LOOSE SCREW / “At least that’s the best #INXSSong …”/ ***Was it #WoodstockNinetyNine ?*** #singalongsongs / #RussellsReflectionsADHDASMR / “I still think #JanesBizkit is a better name for a band…” / #upcomingshows #ATL #Atlanta #TheEastern #KingDiamond and #Overkill / “That’ll totally be worth it, especially if it’s on a Friday!” / “I haven’t either…”
(15:29): “Go ahead and do your little #spiel …” / ***EMAIL us at [email protected] ***/ HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS: #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube or you can LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 and even the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutout / #TheMighty / “He might be #Elvish …”/ “French baguette fella?” / #perfectprobrem / #EmberingEffigy and #Yonderways Friday September 13, 2024. /” Oh yeah, that’s better!”/ “We’re gonna be packing…”/ #voicemailreprise / “You want me to redo the voicemail? Plug it in post?” / #VoiceMailExtendedMix #VoiceMailJingleEncore #voicemailASMR #voicemailjingle / #TheVoicemailSegment / “It’s my first day back in #MoistAugust / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / “This is #Therapy …”/ #longtimelistener #firsttimecaller / #thankyouforthat / “You guys are like my woosa…”/ “You can tell…he says #NerdOut …” / #BunkerpoonBarbershopQuartetTrio #EraSuperMix / “Voicemail number dos…” / “Wait…#whatsitcalled …”/ #BobFromOhio #AtlantaShows #KingDiamond #Overkill / #thankyouforthekindwords #ThankYouBob / “I feel a little swollen up in here…” / “Oooh, we’ve got a long one…” / “Don’t do that, dude…or were you talking about the burp?” / #MetalNerderyQuadraphonicExperience / “Do you know how many burps I edit out?” / “This is what takes me so long…” / #LMAO / “I can’t edit them all out…” / “That’s what I do…”
(23:48): “I’ve got a quick question…I know you guys aren’t big #Opeth fans but they’ve got a new record coming out…” / #thelastWILLandTESTAMENT / #newalbum / “Not 16, maybe 14…” (NOTE: no #deathgrowls on an Opeth album since #Watershed in 2008) / §1 #whatsitcalled #allthecokelines #herewego / “Not prog like you’d normally think of prog…” / #ProgressiveMetal #ProgressiveDeathMetal / #ProgressiveMetalWithOpethGrowls / #readthoselyrics #poetry / “Talented much?” / “Pretty soon, we’ll have to do an #OpethEpisode …” / “Let the record show…”/ #WhatsItCalled / #GesnerLegion #mailorder #metalgear #oldschoolmetalgear / “It was ‘divide’…”/ #reviewink
(29:52): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BUILDING THE PERFECT KILLER OPENERS ALBUM-EXODUS / #Exodus / “It’s not tight, it’s full…” / #Exodus #BuildingThePerfect #NewEpisodeAlert / “I’m gonna start showing her…” / #polevaulting / “For being a little too prerogative…” / #provocative / “What?”/ “Actually, it’s #provodkative which is when you drink booze…” / #wrongwords / “She was that wrestler, right?” / “that’s the word, I’m sorry…”/ “Oh look…let’s see…”/ #anyway #anyhow / “Start with the beginning…” / BONDED BY BLOOD (“The bombs are tired?) / (From “Bonded By Blood” – 1985) / #nervousreversesigh / #anxietyclimbASMR / #omgseriouslyomg / “That’s my favorite part about that song…” / #upanddown / “It’ll never get old…”/ “Ever in the history of ever…” / “You don’t have to edit that one out either…” / DERANGED (From “Pleasures Of The Flesh” – 1987 / “As good as that is, there’s no low end…”/ “Not even close? Um, You can hear bass on this…”/ #thereisnobottom / “I don’t…”/ #lastepisode / “The drive for poon…” / “The #hogstory alone is worth the price of admission…” / #PatreonExclusiveASMR / ***Go check out the #OzzyOsbourne #autobiography #IAmOzzy *** / “I’m sure reading it’s great…”/ “The first notes…have you ever noticed…?” / #BlackSabbath #guitarsolo #OverTheMountain/ “If it’s not it, it’s damn close…maybe an octave higher…” (NOTE: it’s probably the same shape and/or position but it’s definitely a few frets higher on the fingerboard) / “You know what dude…”/ “I bet he played everything…”
(43:10): THE LAST ACTION OF DEFIANCE (From “Fabulous Disaster” – 1989) / “Am I my brother’s keeper?”/ #drivefastASMR / #onmicburp #perfectlytimed #onmicburp / “It’s #FAF !” / “His riffs…they’re almost…they always had this…how are you doing that, dude?” / “That’s the soundtrack of my youth…” / “You know what?” / #binning / #outroreel #DiabolousInMusica / “How did you do that?” / “I’ve gotta go back to all these episodes and listen to the last few minutes from the end…” / “That’s okay, dude…”/ #ithappens / “Do a special mix for Russell…”/ IMPACT IS IMMINENT (From “Impact Is Imminent” – 1990) / “1990!? Fuck yeah…”/ “I really liked #FabulousDisaster so much…” / #bigsqueeziehug / #anxietyclimbASMR / “Same logo, for so long, and then…different logo.” / “Like that, or even like…”/ “They went harder in the paint…”/ “Usually, it feels like they’re trying to pull one over on us…”/ #IronMaiden / “I would question it…”/ #herewego / “Fair example…#KISS …”/ “That’s my #favoriteKISSalbum …”/ ***GO CHECK US OUT ON #FACEBOOK AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST!!!*** / THORN IN MY SIDE (From “Force Of Habit” – 1992) / “That’s what the 90’s did to thrash bands…”/ “Wait a minute…is this the one…where he cut his hair too?” / #dayjobhair / #neothrash / “It’s such a weird album cover…it looks like a…”/ “That way he can leave it in…”/ “Maybe that’s when…”/ “I’ve got a hitch in my giddyup …” / SCAR SPANGLED BANNER (From “Tempo Of The Damned” – 2004) / #GaryHoltRiffWizardryASMR / “Assuming that, one of those still happens…we should play that.” / #TheTriangleUnredacted #easyway #hardway #OldYellerASMR #BunkerpoonBarbershopQuartetTrio #Era
(59:32): RAZE (From “Shovel Headed Kill Machine” – 2005) / “We could almost and do that whole episode again…” / #itsbeenawhile / “How about that…?” #theopenertotheopener / CALL TO ARMS / RIOT ACT (From “The Atrocity Exhibition…Exhibit A” – 2007) / “Is that code for hot sex?” / “Oooooh…#powermetal style…”/ #thrashmetalASMR / #HFS / #TechnicalThrash #TechnicalMetal / “He’s a solo #shredmonster too…” / “Have you seen the #SouthParkEpisode with…”/ “Because they’re #comicgeniuses…” / #ATM / (From “Exhibit B: The Human Condition “ – 2010) / “If you think about it, #SouthPark is like the #Slayer of cartoons…” / THE BALLAD OF LEONARD AND CHARLES / #moodmusic / “I can feel it building into something crazy…”/ #weedlywooASMR / ***Go check out our other Exodus episodes*** / “There was a few people…” / “Those people, they’re not even #bassplayers …” / “His voice sounds like an Extra-Souza’d Souza…” / “That’s a young guy thing…”/ #RussellsReflectionsTalesOfFamilyASMR / A moment regarding the pure “magic” of going to a #recordstore and going through every section…/ “I love convenience…but it takes away…it’s the experience…” / #alittlefur / “Just sit in your room and experience nothing then…”/ #spoiled / “It’s easy just to do that…it’s easier to just not have an individual, original thought?”/ “When are you gonna sit around and listen to all 50?” / “I’ve never said those words…”/ “You can thank Harry for that…” / BLACK 13 (From “Blood In, Blood Out” – 2014) / #hailyeah / #usethoseheadphones / “Damn…”/ “That’s what they do…they set the tone…”
(1:18:46): “Sometimes he still hangs out with them…” / “This is the last (latest)…” / “I blew up the bathroom…did it right before I left…”/ PERSONA NON GRATA (From “Persona Non Grata” – 2021) / “Just because we said #allegedly …”/ “That’s a different song…what was that?” / “It’s been years…” #DecimationASMR / “There’s #djunts in there, I remember…”/ “That should be our #nextepisode : Djunts and Khunts …” / “Let’s put a poll out: #DoomSicle or #DjuntsAndKhunts for #MetalNerderyPodcast #BunkerpoonHouseBand / “A leather coin purse that’s been turned inside out…” / “I don’t like the ‘open’ pictures…what about the #wetenvelope ?” / “Don’t cut this out, that’s the best part, dude…”/ #noteven (“We love the labes…”) / “The 80’s were hard on a lot of us…” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! GO CHECK OUT THE OTHER EXODUS EPISODES AT METALNERDERY.COM/PODCAST / #untilthenext #NerdOut / #outroreel #MetalNerderyOutroASMR / ***COME GRAB YOUR MERCH AT THE BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AT METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH *** / #outroreelreprise / “We’ve got a long one…” / #hehahuh
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