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  • “You’ll be divorced, alone, and flaccid…”

    Let’s go back a few years, back to a time when we were young and impressionable and just starting out on our respective metal odysseys as fans and purveyors of all things metal, including (but not limited to) the hard rock of our childhood years in the late 70’s to the plethora of NWOBHM, thrash, and other classic metal bands we discovered during our teen years in the late 80’s and early 90’s.

    Back to a time when wearing a newly purchased tour shirt from a show the night before to school the next day was a sacred badge of honor, a time when local bands gave out flyers for shows that included “treasure map” style instructions for locating the venue, and a time when we each had our own personal attaché case containing the cassettes we’d recently procured (or otherwise came into possession of) on our unquenchable thirst and unending quest for anything and everything metal.

    Imagine what “Miss Piggy with laryngitis” might sound like and remember to never do people dirty, because just like Pepperidge Farms, karma remembers. Get ready for a “crombination” of “skythes…or scythes”, discover some of the most absurdly talented drummers and bassists in the world today, and prepare to behold one of, if not the best, thrash bands from the local scene back in the day when you JOIN US as we travel back in time to THE METAL DAYS OF YORE: OUR FORMATIVE METAL YEARS.

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    Show Notes:

    (00:01): “He’s 70…and he’s in great shape.” / #DLR / “He started getting a salary and not royalties…”/ MichaelAnthony #⁠VanHalen⁠ / #RussellsReflectionsDavidLeeRothEdition / “Apparently he’s got a #teenieweenie …”/ “There it is…right there…”/ “I think he’s fine…”/ #networth / “He was a 20% member, manager Noel Monk being the 5th…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Once we hit 6 years, we need to do something…maybe we should do our own version of it…”/ “That makes me 100% flaccid…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST FROM DEEP WITHIN THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** / “Sounds too much like #MissPiggy with laryngitis…”

    (09:40): “I feel like my whole routine is shot…I talked about it too much…”/ “You mean the front parking or the rear parking?” / “We may be ordering a pizza halfway through this…”/ “You’re gonna be hammered later…”/ “I started to mention it on the #Patreon…”/ “You can’t enjoy ANYTHING anymore because EVERYTHING is stupid…”/ #CharlesBerthoud / “I recognize that name…”/ #bassvirtuoso / FADE TO BLACK #fretlessbass / “That’s next level…”

    (18:00): “Let’s talk about the #Patreons first…”/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT ⁠patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast⁠ *** / “Hail TO all…he’s got a case of the Russes today…”/ ***JOIN US on #Instagram and #YouTube and #Facebook and #TikTok or EMAIL US at ⁠[email protected]⁠ or VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #GalacticEmpire / THE IMPERIAL MARCH / “A #crombination of #KISS and #⁠Slipknot⁠ #KISSKnot …” / “That’s what this show is about…it’s about learning.”/ “Haven’t heard from Milla (Milley) or Geeoff…”/ “It’s just on the edge of being annoying as fuck…or impossible to stand…”/ #sixyearanniversary #metalnerderypodcast / “First of all, we got an email from a girl…”/ #Leafblower #wellplayyourshittah / “Burn Cruise? That sounds awesome!” / UNSATISFIED / “Tool Doom…or Doom Tool…” / “You guys ever see this guy?” #ElEsteparioSiberiano #Blur SONG 2 (Whoo-Hoo!) / “Lars Ulrich on steroids…”/ #⁠Metallica⁠ ONE / #Prodigy

    (29:31): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE DAYS OF YORE – OUR FORMATIVE METAL YEARS / “What got YOU into metal…what were your earliest memories of metal?” / “He had a #KISS album in his room…I think it’s #Destroyer…” / “The old #Atari2600…and #Cracked or #MADMagazine…”/ “The first thing I can remember is #TheWall…”/ “That’s the first step…that is definitely a step towards metal…that’s fucking metal.”/ “The #HeavyMetal movie…”/#boinkboink / “Bon era #⁠ACDC⁠ was the first thing I heard that was heavier than #KISS…”/ #QuietRiot MetalHealth / “I can’t tell you how many times…every morning it was #⁠Rush ⁠#NewWorldMan…”/ #GroundhogDay

    (41:41): “The first real metal tape I bought…” / “As soon as I hit play…immediately, the tonality of my life changed…”/ “Can we just…can we hear a little taste?” / #Metallica BATTERY (⁠Master of Puppets – 1986⁠) /#NoFlans #OnlyDjunts / “Every time…I’m 14 again…”/ “Going back a little bit…” #Nazareth MISS MISERY (Hair of the Dog – 1975) / “That’s early #heavymetal…”/ NOTE: He was mistaken…it was 1975, not 1973…/ “It’s got skythes…or scythes…”

    (48:30): “We probably got fully immersed into metal in high school…”/ The transition of our metal tastes going from middle school to high school / “Really? I thought that was a great album…”/ “When do you think you started to move into the next level of heaviness?” / “If you think back, a year in 8th grade was like 15 years…”/ “In fairness to #BonJovi dude, I know we all don’t talk about it…”/ “Poon got into metal…”/ “But you went to high school for 10 years…”/ “I started seeing the division in 8th grade, and that’s when I started going heavier…”/ “I just remember this girl calling me a poseur…”

    (57:09): “What’s the last #BigFour band you bought?” / “There’s something about that record that’s just all by itself…”/ “See all that stuff started blowing up in high school…”/ “Had these big suitcases that were double sided…”/ #cassettes #tapecollection / “Is it #CelticFrost or #CelticFrost? Is it #⁠CirithUngol ⁠or #CirithUngol?” / “We bonded over…not blood, but metal…”/ “That’s how people met, at the mall too…”/ “That was important…you’ve got to get the tour shirt with the dates and the cities on the back…”/ “What was your first #⁠BlackSabbath⁠?”

    (1:04:47): “What was the first band outside of #⁠TheBigFour⁠ that you got into (back then)?” / #markthetime / “They spoke to me…I gotta know how to play all the metal…starting with that one…”/ “The first 2 thrash bands…”/ “The secret is all in the gum…”/ “He ⁠Ozzy’d⁠ himself out of the band…okay I’m done…”/ “Are you sure?” / “Wait, but are you really?” / #⁠Exodus⁠ FABULOUS DISASTER ⁠(Fabulous Disaster – 1989⁠) / ***GO CHECK OUT GARY HOLT’S BOOK “A Fabulous Disaster: From the Garage to Madison Square Garden, the Hard Way*** / “You just Sabotage’d yourself…”/ “Cos it’s metal as fuck, hell yeah…” / “Even when you’re jamming with some dudes…”/ #riffs

    (1:16:07): “High school is when we went deep into the mines of metal…and then youd’ start going to shows…”/ “He would take us to #ThePit…”/ “I miss the old flyers with instructions on how to get there…like a #treasuremap on there…”/ “Would you have ever thought, 40 years later…?” / “You’ll be the only one…you’ll be divorced, alone, and flaccid…”/ “I think #GhostStory and #Akathesia were my favorite #AtlantaThrashBands…” / #GhostStory WHAT FEW EVEN DARE (Surrender to Death: A History of the Atlanta Metal Underground1982-1989) / “That’s like Atlanta’s Maiden…plus thrash…”/ HousewolfRecords / “Maybe he was a dick to dicks…”/ “Oooh, that sounds dark…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “I use a straight razor, bro…and you’re a little shaky…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel

  • “If anything, it’s three 7’s…and one of them has a line in the middle…”

    This episode is effectively “nonverbal” in that it contains zero lyrics and is truly beyond words (so to speak). That’s right, it’s all about INSTRUMENTALS and it just so happens that they come in a wide variety of styles and options.

    On a studio album, INSTRUMENTALS are 7enerally either lon7er, extended, standalone musical arran7ements, or brief interludes which serve as a brid7e between two son7s. In a live scenario, INSTRUMENTALS are a 7reat opportunity that allows the vocalist time to take a brief break and enjoy some “ori7ami” and poon while the rest of the band continues to jam. Either way, INSTRUMENTALS offer instrumentalists a chance to express themselves musically in a way that truly transcends the power of the written word.

    Be sure to radically adjust your expectations whenever someone says “I’m gonna send you a file” and prepare yourself for a macrodose of happiness that is sure to transpire, especially if your brain “has to fix it” (and particularly if you “want it from the train”). JOIN US for an episode that defies all rational explanation as we master the art of WRITING WITH 7’S: THE INSTRUMENTAL CHRONICLES.

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    Show Notes:

    (00:01): “If I had #origami I’d be fine right now…”/ “It’s a thing…”/ #StewieASMR / “You’re gonna like it…it wasn’t what I was expecting…”/ #metalnerderymerch / “For year number six, we should do that…”/ “Sounds like twinks…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #trippinballs / “Two in a row…”/ “We all had a discussion where we would take a…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CoffeeStout / “The maple is strong in this one…”/ #smellslikebeanspirit / “Should we just make this a #Chronicles Part 2?” / #TugboatCoffee #OctopiBrewing #WisconsinBeer / “Your taster is all fucked up…”/ #onceagain #trippinballs

    (05:53): “For less than a price of a pack of smokes, a bag of shrooms, or a bottle of liquid girlfriend…”/ #Patreon ***JOIN US ON PATREON AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “Look at Russ shutting down the show…”/ “It’s a 1 out of 6 for me…”/ #hearmeout / 8%ABV / “Aldo Nova, you know what I mean?” / #AldoNova #Fantasy / #thisepisodesSlayeroftheepisode / “Have you watched the #FooFighters horror movie…?” / #whatsitcalled? / #Slayer BLACK MAGIC (Show No Mercy – 1983) / “I think this is my new favorite segment…”/ “You always do it by accident…it’s kinda like #standup and you accidentally destroy…”/ #sadtrash / #SweetwaterBarAndGrill #OpenMicComedy / “That place is extremely haunted…”/ “Is it gay…?”/ #fleshlight / “YEP!”/ “Here’s my follow up question…”/ #GAF / #assscissoring / #TheFourthHole / “At least it’s a step in the right…in the WRONG direction…not that there’s anything wrong with that…”/ “She lives for that…”/ “Talk to me after the show…”/ “I’m trippin’ balls…”

    (16:26): “If you wanna email us…”/ ***EMAIL US AT [email protected] or VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182 or Check us Out at #TikTok and #YouTube and #Facebook and #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast / “OMG, are you totally stupid!?” / “Somebody just emailed you…”/ “What’s on #TheDocket?” / “This is not a #microdose…”

    (18:58): #TheDocket / “WTF is THIS!?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: INSTRUMENTALS / “What does that even mean?” / #7RSWE / “Seven…”/ “You sent him a file…”/ “It’s 2:30, it’s Saturday, you ain’t got shit to do…”/ #psilocybin #yourmother / “Why is everything so colorful?” / “Totally, ‘cos it was built like 10 years ago…”/ “When you said you were sending him a file…”/ #onmicburp / “It has to be played…”/ THE CALL OF KTULU (#Metallica – Ride The Lightning – 1984) / “If you’re still keeping score…I’m tripping…”/ #MaryReilly #scarycreepy / “Can we jump to the very end of this?” / “That was Cliff…”/ “Hope you figure it out, #fuckface…I’m gonna send you a file…”/ “What do you think between #GenghisKhan and #Transylvania…?” / “Is #Bollocks the same as #Balls or #Bullshit?” / English English vs American English / TRANSYLVANIA (#IronMaiden – Iron Maiden – 1980) / “How do you read ANY of that!?” / #772 / “I’m gonna send you a file…”/ “It’s a Lamar 7…”/ “Your eyes are wet, bro…”/ “You are actually pronouncing the name right…”/ #Genghisvitis

    (31:41): “How about some Rat Salad?” / “What can you make out on there that I haven’t pointed out to you yet?” / #LMAO / “There’s #MobyDick…”/ “You’d have to be here…”/ RAT SALAD (#BlackSabbath – Paranoid – 1970) / “Doob…Turtle…”/ “Frankenlobster…”/ “I’m glad I’m here…”/ “I’m just glad you sent him a file…”/ ERUPTION (#VanHalen – Van Halen – 1978) / “You just have to put yourself back in 1977…”/ #HendrixOnMushrooms / “Was that a quest…to be able to play it?” / “Thank you…”/ “Other than Metallica, I think that’s the only other thrash instrumental out there…”/ Various #Testament instrumentals…and we forgot #ConfusionFusion / INTO THE LUNGS OF HELL (#Megadeth – So Far…So Good…So What! – 1988) / “It would have been funny…”

    (41:58): “I’ve got one…is that on the Red Album?” / #TheRedAlbum / WELCOME TO YOUR FUNERAL (#RigorMortis – Rigor Mortis – 1988) / D.T. (#ACDC – Who Made Who – 1986) / “Oh yeah! They had one…”/ #MaximumOverdriveSoundtrack / “Nice choice…”/ “How about a little Forbidden?” / SPIRAL DEPRESSION (#Forbidden – Twisted Into Form – 1990) / “No, that’s not on the list…”/ “This is the one that starts with a 7, right?”/ “Now it’s creepy…”/ “Earlier I thought I was gonna laugh so hard I was going to throw up…”/ “You spell that with a 7, right?” / “Raping The Dragon’s Scrotum In The Dungeon, Opus 26…” / TRILOGY SUITE: OP 5 (#YngwieJMalmsteen – Trilogy – 1986) / #dungeonmetalASMR / “It’s the most beautiful dungeon metal I’ve ever heard…”/ “Spelled with a 7…”/ “They’re not actually ‘saying words’…”

    (52:22): “How about YYZ?” / 777…take your #PlanetCaravan and get out! / YYZ (#Rush – Moving Pictures – 1981) / “My brain has to fix it…”/ “I got one…it is on the list…my brain had to fix it…”/ MOBY DICK (#LedZeppelin – Led Zeppelin II – 1969) / #JohnBonham / #storytime / #BecomingLedZeppelin / “When I was in 8th grade…”/ “Suspenseful music…”/ #blacklightposters / “Let’s do a handful more…”/ “I want this played at my funeral…”/ FOR ABSENT FRIENDS (#Opeth – Deliverance – 2002) / #cloudyweather #melancholy / “It’s very Swedish…they’re from Sweden, dude…”/ “How about we close with that?” / “I want it from the train…”/ “I think he gave it away when he said it’s pretty ‘Meddle’…”/ ONE OF THESE DAYS (#PinkFloyd – Meddle – 1971) / “Healthy AND thick…down there…with 7’s…”/ “One of these days, I’m going to cut you into little pieces…”

    (1:05:00): “You know what part I’m talking about…”/#AwwwwwwwMannnnnnn / “Jimmy Bower plays everything on this…”/ DOOB INTERLUDE (#DOWN – DOWN II: A Bustle In Your Hedgerow – 2002) / “All the 7’s?” / “Let’s close it out…”/ “From a sexual standpoint, a train is…”/ “Sorry there wasn’t enough 7’s in my explanation…”/ ORION (#Metallica – Master Of Puppets – 1986) / “This is the Hetfield solo…he always had the best solos…”/ “Alright, get to the train part…”/ “There’s no reason to ever be mad at Metallica…”/ “Write with 7’s and just STFU!...7’s across the board…”/ “Mushroom Chronicles Part 2: Writing With 7’s…”/ #Lucky777 / “It’s weird…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! THANK YOU FOR THE 7’S… / #InstrumentalChronicles / #untilthenext #outroreel

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  • “You’re not supposed to swallow it…but it’s fine to have it in your mouth.”

    Whether it’s the debut from Metal Church or Dream Theater, or the swansong from Slayer or Pantera, TERRY DATE is undoubtedly one of the most prominent and prolific producers, engineers, and mixers of metal music to have blessed the ears of metal fans for more than 40 years.

    Get ready for “a little origami”, remember that cross walks exist “for health reasons”, and discover why it’s better to not be “on the boat” during a thunderstorm if astraphobia is an issue.

    Check out our accidental album dive that was riddled with “Dysfunction” and discover just how many outstanding albums got left out of our discussion thanks to the “different tastes” of some of us.

    Behold the hilarity of “Dealer’s Choice”, realize that “Episode 300 will be ‘The One’ (it’s gonna be a mindblower)” and JOIN US as we go BEHIND THE BOARD with our METAL PRODUCERS SPOTLIGHT on TERRY DATE.

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    Show Notes:

    (00:01): “We both cried a little bit…it was fine…”/ #EasterPotluck / #fabulous / “Wait, are they Lebanese? From Lisbon?” / #markthetime #OreoBalls / “If you saw ‘em, you’d be impressed…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Advised but not recommended…”/ “I act like I don’t hear it…you keep saying it…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Here we go…”/ Crosswalks exist for a reason…use them as if your life depended on them. / “He probably would have rioted…”/ “Okie dokie…” / “Sorry, is that better?” / “Two girls walking together…probably no undies either…”

    (07:50): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #TwoTidesBrewing #GardenOfEvil / “It looks like Opeth’s Still Life…”/ “Super day drinking…4%ABV…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBoatEdition / “You start small…”/ #Bowrider / #Astraphobia / “How long is the water electrified?”/ “Isn’t it great how they can be wrong all the time and still keep their jobs?”

    (13:13): “If you wanna reach out and touch us you can EMAIL US at

    [email protected] or VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182 or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast at #TikTok #InstaGram #FaceBook #YouTube / “This episode’s #SlayerOfTheEpisode…”/ #BumpOfSlayer / “A little #origami bump of Slayer…my precious…”/ MANDATORY SUICIDE (South Of Heaven – 1988) / “And just like that…”/ “If Reign In Blood had THAT production…”/ “It comes from the factory #preloud …”/ #origamiASMR / “We don’t need to do that anymore…” / “Maybe just a little…” / #RussellsReflections / #TheWhiteLotus / “Here’s the rules if you wanna make a show on #HBO…” / “They can’t be hard…”/ #TheRighteousGemstones / “I can put so much, right there…”/ “No, I’m talking about White Lotus…Righteous Gemstones is funny…”/ “It’s people you want bad things to happen to…”/ The joys of being wealthy and giving back

    (23:55): #TheDocket / “You’re about to get re-railed…”/ “That’s gonna be the one, dude…”/ #nextweek / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BEHIND THE BOARD – PRODUCER SPOTLIGHT: TERRY DATE / “We didn’t do the #Patreon…” / “Do you think it’s possible to make #PulpFiction chronological?” / #TenFilmRule / #PatreonShoutout / ***COME JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “What is that noise?” / #MetalChurch METAL CHURCH (Metal Church – 1984) / “Here’s a trivial question for you…remember the #HowardSternTVShow on cable?” / #FifthAngel MIDNIGHT LOVE (Time Will Tell – 1989) / *** NOTE: This was actually produced by Terry Brown, NOT Terry Date, and was released in 1989, NOT 1986. The eponymous Fifth Angel debut was released in 1986 and was produced by Terry Date. *** / “Wait…that’s not racist either…”

    (35:00): “You were so into the shred though…the super technical…”/ “I like it when he does this…”/ #TheAccused PSYCHOMANIA (Martha Splatterhead's Maddest Stories Ever Told – 1988) / “How many riffs can we put in there?” / “That was like comparing dick sizes…”/ “It sounds nothing at all like the rest of their catalog…”/ #debutalbum / “What’s up with the cover?” / #DreamTheater A FORTUNE IN LIES (When Dream And Day Unite – 1989) / “Does it sound like Queensryche?” / “They’ve got Paul Stanley naked on the cover…”/ “It’s like a nasal hallucination…”/ #Soundgarden LOUD LOVE (Louder Than Love – 1989)

    (44:04): “We did a dive on it…you were here…if they got their sound from that, let’s play something off of that…”/ “Every now and then we’ll throw a hit out there…”/ #Overkill ELIMINATION (Years Of Decay – 1989) / “Even the riff is shaped similarly…”/ #Pantera THE ART OF SHREDDING (Cowboys From Hell – 1990) / #MetalYoga / “It’s the French one…”/ #Overkill HORRORSCOPE (Horrorscope – 1991) / “Very #djenty…”/ “It’s doomy…”/ “It’s the chair…”/ “Now wait a minute, why is that funny?” / “Just for funsies…you’re not gonna like it…”/ “I gotchu…when someone says that, they’re gonna hook you up…”/ #Pantera FUCKING HOSTILE (Vulgar Display Of Power – 1992) / “Fun fact about this that I learned the other day…”

    (54:22): “I thought we have…maybe it was on our #BlackMetal episode…”/ #whyareyousuchadick? / “Last night…Satan came into my room…and he had his way with my forehead…”/ “It’s okay to have it in your mouth, just don’t swallow it…” / #247Spyz BREAK THE CHAINS (Strength In Numbers – 1992) / “Do you have to put the mic IN your mouth?” / “How about some Prong?” / ***INTERJECTION: THESE ARE ALL #TERRYDATEPRODUCED ALBUMS!!!*** / #Prong (NOTE: slight misunderstanding…This was NOT “Cleansing” but “Rude Awakening”) / RUDE AWAKENING (Rude Awakening – 1996) / “We don’t have to, but we kinda have to…”/ #DoobInterludeExtendedMix / “Dealer’s choice?” / #LMAO / #Pantera SHEDDING SKIN (Far Beyond Driven – 1994)

    (1:03:55): “We’ve skipped a lot…we don’t have to play every band…”/ #WhiteZombie ELECTRIC HEAD PT. 1 (THE AGONY) (ASTRO-CREEP: 2000 – 1995) / “This is where he went from White Zombie to Rob Zombie…”/ “That brings back fond memories…”/ “You can’t skip over that…”/ #Pantera (REPRISE) SANDBLASTED SKIN (The Great Southern Trendkill – 1996) / “That is fucking ugly as homemade fuck…”/ “I met him at Redneck Fest…” / “You’ve gotta go with some #Helmet, right?” / “We’re filling a hole…”/ #Helmet PURE (Aftertaste – 1997) – Mixing / “What about that one?” / “It’s actually my favorite KISS album…”/ #Staind MUDSHOVEL & HOME (“I’m surprised you like this…there’s a lot of melody…”) / “It’s not Planet Caravan…”/ SUFFOCATE (Dysfunction – 1999)

    (1:17:43): “This is what you wanna hear?” / “This was a huge album…let me see the #setlist…” / #LimpBizkit NOOKIE (Significant Other – 1999) / “You know what that sounds like? / #Soulfly PROPHECY (Prophecy – 2004) / #KoRn TWISTED TRANSISTOR (See You On The Other Side – 2005) – Mixing / “Whatever dude, it’s the same thing…”/ “I know there’s some good stuff near the bottom…” / “That was THEIR last album ever…”/ “Where did this come from? And you’re still doing it!” / #Slayer TAKE CONTROL (Repentless – 2015) & PIANO WIRE / “Sounds like a mess, right?” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “Here’s what makes a lot of noise…it sounds like a woman screaming through the woods…”/ “Fuuuuuuuuck…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel

  • “I know who you’re talking about!”

    So, we did a thing…

    After almost 6 years into this podcast, this is the first time we’ve ever done a BREAKDOWN of a single track, and what better way to kick things off than SLAYER’s ANGEL OF DEATH, which is without question “one of the most perfect thrash metal songs EVER written” and also just happens to be the killer opener on one of the most perfect thrash metal albums ever recorded, the Rick Rubin produced legendary 1986 masterpiece, Reign In Blood.

    Time to relive the memories of yore, including the joys of “lunchtime and slimy fingers”, and decide whether or not you will be joining “Team Hot Pocket or Team Snooch”.

    Prepare to comprehend what “abacinate” actually means and understand why it is so horrifying in context, realize that “Manghoul” isn’t phonetically accurate but does make a gruesomely fitting nickname, and discover the reason why “time doesn’t matter and isn’t important” when you JOIN US as we go BEYOND THE BREAKDOWN into the essence of everything that makes ANGEL OF DEATH “one of the most perfect thrash metal songs EVER written”.

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    Show Notes:

    (00:01): “#Creed is better than #PearlJam…” / “Do they give you cheese dip for free?” / “There’s music you generally hear at a Mexican place…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Maybe it’s coming out of the #metalnerderyslushfund over on the #Patreon …”/ #sixyearsofawesome / #femalecomedians #bucketspots / NOTE: she’s NOT from Atlanta / “She’s pretty funny…for a female…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #chokingitback / “Every time I listen to that song I think about the first time I #fingerblasted a girl…”/ “I know who you’re talking about!” / #markthetime / “That’s a triple…you got slimy fingers…”/ #windshieldwiper / “Dude, I just scored!” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…GO TO #THEDOCKET…*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComforts #XI / “This one is an 8.0 ABV…”/ #ImperialIPA / “I like the color…what color is that?” / #Teal / “I said teal, fuckface!”/ #theverdict / “It’s new corporate condo office carpet…”/ #NakedLunch / #TheMovie / #spoiler / #HotPocket / “It’s that from now on…wait, hot pocket or snooch?” / #HotPocket or #Snooch / “It’s MG approved…#fromtheheart…”/ “Is this gonna be a pseudo Chronicles…?” / “This is the first thing I said…and I wish I could claim it…”/ #Instagram / “I will buy it for you if you will wear it…”

    (14:47): “Do we have any correspondence?” / ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #FACEBOOK #YOUTUBE #INSTAGRAM AND #TIKTOK AND EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / ***JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “No reflections?” / “She thinks it’s cute, and kinda flattering…”/ #DoubleStuffedArbys / “When’s the last time you went to #Arbys?” / “It was everything I wanted it to be and more…”/ “A triple is a little bit above my paygrade…

    (19:52): “It’s new and old at the same time…it’s #Nold…”/ #wedidathing / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS THE BREAKDOWN OF SLAYER’S ANGEL OF DEATH / “Behind the breakdown?” / #FuckingSlayer / “Was it the first Slayer you heard?” / “This is the soundtrack for Hell…” / “Interjection real quick…” / “Try and do the whole #followthebouncingball on Hell Awaits…it’s impossible…”/ “Are you gonna spit on your hand?” / “We need to break it up into chunks…”/ Produced by Rick Rubin / “I think that’s the thing that freaked me out the most…I heard the scream…” / #extrememetal

    (28:15): #TheIntro / “Right there…”/ #killeropener / “That’s full 2 minutes to midnight bone…”/ “There’s a note, like a chime…in the high hat…” / “It’s the cymbals, but the way it rings…it’s like a note there…”/ “You used a lot of headphones…”

    (31:17): #FirstVerse / “The vocals are up front and in your face…”/ “Everything was CLEAR…”/ “He’s talking about what happened…there were multiple scumbags…”/ #Manghoul / “Thank you for correcting me…I’m sorry I’m just a poor dumb kid from Lawrenceville, Georgia…”/ #TheChorus / #DaveLombardo #doublebass / “Metallica had double bass…but not like THAT!” / “It’s so crisp…”/ #SecondVerse #WithNoAnesthesia / #RecordScratch / “Can you imagine being in the studio, recording this?” / ***GO TO METALNERDERY.COM/SLAYER FOR MORE SLAYER STUFF!!!*** / “Slayer’s harmonies are very weird and atonal…” / #RussellsReflections

    (38:26): #TheBreakdown / “Listen to that riff…it’s tremendous!”/ #MadeInAmerica / “I think this may be one of the first breakdowns…”/ “Those are evil, EVIL harmonies!” / “Right before the solo you’ve gotta pause it…”/ “That’s how metal is mind expanding…I know what rancid means…but I don’t know what #abacinate means…” / #definitionASMR / “What episode was that from? / “I think the breakdowns started with this #genre…”/ “It’s the #HalftimeShow…”/ “Take your get ready pills…”

    (43:43): “I wanna feel it…” / #TheGuitarSolos / “Moment of silence…you paused it at the perfect time…”/ “They fit, they work…they’re memorable…it matches the song…”/ “When they play leads, I’m listening to the rhythm they’re playing behind the leads…”/ #SoloRiff

    (48:38): #TheDoubleBassFill and #TheOutro / “One of the most #perfectthrashmetalsongs

    ever written…”/ “Everything about that song is right…”/ “That’s how #cancelculture works…”/ #prejudice / “BTW, that’s 40 years ago…this still has staying power…”/ “That was fun…let’s do another one…”/ “What’s the time looking like?” / #clickclickboom / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! CONTINUE TO SPREAD THE WORDERY ABOUT METAL NERDERY!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • “Let me see your mouth…”

    Prepare to learn the proper “order of operations” with regard to relaxers and hear some hilarious post 4/20 tales that will force you to make some “executive decisions” about the rest of your day. Understand the reason a “jigger” needs to be rinsed out after every use, why you should never utter that word near the hearing impaired, and why “Black Power Metal” isn’t what you think it is.

    Discover the common ground shared by “sex & buffalo wings”, understand what it means to be part of the “metal family” (even if you’re from “different snooches”) and JOIN US for an update on Metal Happenings and News (and such) for April 2025, including some new metal releases arriving soon, as well as some fun (for us anyway) video viewing…because it’s WAY more fun to watch AND listen than it is to just listen.

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    Show Notes:

    (00:01): “Gimme some black…”/ #itsmarked / “That’s a word, btw…”/ #jigger / “I just like saying that over and over…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “…and three other people…”/ “Hold your piece…vs hold your peace…” / #killyoutodeath / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “I don’t know why I said indentured…”/ #utterregret / “I think the one, though…you had it right…the one that should have been on there was…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComforts #BoneChurch / 5.2%ABV / “Czech…oslovakia?” #CzechRepublic / #ASerbianFilm / “You wanna put that next to your mouth now?” / ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE…CHECK THE SHOWNOTES FOR #THEDOCKET ***

    (6:03): JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #PatreonShoutout / “I’m sure of it…I really hate him.” / #Tombstone / #ValKilmerRIP / “It’s in your hedgerow…”/ If you want to VOICEMAIL US, you can do so by giving us a call and leaving us a voicemail at 980-666-8182!!! / #shadowban / “It’s like we’ve got a huge dick boner, but our balls are totally flaccid…”/ JOIN US on the socials at #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast / #voicemailsegment / #whoareyou? / #CafeDuMonde / “That coffee sucked my butthole…”/ #EmberingEffigyASMR / #CoffeeTalk / “There’s a lot of money in the death business…because it comes right after the healthcare business…”/ “I feel like if you worked in a funeral home…”/ #ABetterPlace

    (13:10): “No story ever starts off good when you use the words…”/ #RussellsReflectionsTHCASMR / “She holds up a package…”/ “I didn’t really wanna do it…but I thought ‘I got plenty of time…’” / “Let me see your mouth…”/ “When you eat, it pushes it through…”/ “We’ve gotta watch #TheWhiteLotus …”/ “Things aren’t right…”/ “I lost 3 hours…”/ #executivedecisions / “Super fog brain…”/ #dontdenythepowerof #DeltaEightTHC / #MatthewsReflections #MedicalEdibles / “I felt like a great big cotton ball…” / #OrderOfOperations / “To me, that’s #surprisehigh because surprise high is never fun…”/ “Let’s just legalize the regular…”/ #MakeAmericaStonedAgain #MakeAmericaHighAgain

    (24:06): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METAL CURRENT EVENTS, MUSIC VIDEOS, AND UPCOMING NEW RELEASES - APRIL 2025 EDITION / “You wanna start with the top?” / #Nekrogoblikon #DoubleFeature SHOW ME YOUR GOBLIN / “I think we gotta come to grips that this is…”/ FIEND / “Bring me back a taco…”/ #Electronicore / “Brand new Ghost...this one’s pretty good…”/ #Ghost LACHRYMA (Skeleta – 2025 – released April 25, 2025) / “It’s modern-day Alice Cooper…”/ “Maybe they’re #boxless…”/ “Y’all know what sex and buffalo wings have in common, right?” / #rimshot / #ArchEnemy A MILLION SUNS (Blood Dynasty – 2025 – released March 28, 2025) / “Maybe my new favorite band…”

    (36:00): “We’ve never talked about these guys…” / #WoeIsMe HERE’S TO ME (A STORY TO TELL, PT. 2) / #metalcore / NOTE: Woe, Is Me is a metalcore band from Atlanta, GA / #localmetalcore / “Then we go into straight devil music…”/ #Behemoth LVCIFERAEON (The Shit Ov God – 2025 – May 9, 2025) / “Black power metal…that sounds weird…” / “Look at the name of the song though…” / “Are you still stoned, dude? Maybe I’m not stoned enough…” / “They basically did a couple of Loads…”/ #Volbeat IN THE BARN OF THE GOAT GIVING BIRTH TO SATAN’S SPAWN IN A DYING WORLD OF DOOM – #ITBOTGGBTSSIADWOD (God of Angels Trust – 2025 – June 6, 2025) / “Take 3 or 4 weeks off from drinking…go buy a guitar…”/ BY A MONSTER’S HAND / “He went back to the good way of singing…” / “You know what’s terrifying…?” / “Those guys look nothing like they sound…” / #RussellsReflectionsConcertEdition

    (52:47): “We’ve got some crazy shit going on…”/ “I guess this falls into metal news…”/ #MetalNews / #GrandTheftAuto (NOT the video game) / “The police chased this car into a neighborhood of the bass player of Weezer’s wife…”/ #recordscratch / “Wait, say that again…”/ “Her days of bone-in are over…”/ “Kinda hot…I mean, for a bass player’s wife…”/ #touchbass / “Speaking of bass…”/ #Soulfly and strange #Sepultura news / “Very, VERY important, Bill’s favorite band, has decided…”/ #GeneSimmonsRoadie / “Shouldn’t you be paying them…?” / “What they’re doing is an #Unmasked show…”/ “When you say you’re gonna retire, just retire and STFU!” / “I think when they’re done…it’ll be like Led Zeppelin, it’ll be over.” / #MetallicaSavedMyLife #Documentary / “I got a little in the feels, man…”/ “Kind of a different approach for us…” / “Can you say all the other ones too? So it’s really a T word…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • “One’s a dude, right? I want the one that’s NOT the dude…”

    DOWN III: OVER THE UNDER, the 3rd studio offering from southern fried doom lords DOWN, has a very 70’s centric feel from start to finish. From the songs and the production to the album cover, OVER THE UNDER might just be the most 70’s influenced and 70’s sounding DOWN album ever recorded.

    Time to fire up the “bowrider” and begin preparations for “The Dockside Sessions” coming later this summer. Discover why knowing the difference between a succubus and an incubus is critical when it comes to certain forms of somnia, remember that if you’re learning guitar to always focus on your “fingering technique”, behold some outstanding metal from Australasia that’s very “throaty”, and just accept the fact that “I don’t know where they could have put it where I would have liked it” when you JOIN US as we take a trip through the heavier side of the 70’s with DOWN III: OVER THE UNDER.

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    Show Notes:

    (00:01): “That’s brand new, condo carpet right there…” / “Well…here’s the thing…”/ #bowrider / #runabout / Metal Nerdery: The Dockside Sessions / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #audiobook #Hellraisers #debauchery / “They called it ‘The Zakk Wylde Drinking Game’…” / “Is it really reading if you’re doing it with your ears?” / #earreading / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / A brief reflection regarding our #WeSoldOurSoulForBonScott episode / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #WingedCreatures / #WayfinderBeer / Succubus vs Incubus / “One’s a dude, right? I want the one that’s NOT the dude…” / #markthetime / #sleepfucking / 6.8%ABV (“It’s green as fuck…”) / “It is brisket, but it ain’t brisket…” /

    “They salt it…and corn it…” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOW NOTES***

    (08:35): “Grab the shaft…I’m gonna grab the horn…”/ Check us out on the social media on #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast and EMAIL US at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemail / “Hail yeah!”/ Tips for new guitar players / “You’re gonna fall into so much poon, you have no idea…” / “As I started adding fingers…”/ #EugenesBagOfTricks /

    “Tablature is helpful, too…”/ “Get your fingering technique good…” / “Do we have any more voicemail?” / A comment regarding some old school #Aerosmith (from the 70’s) / “What’s it called?” / #AlienWeaponry / “I want the phone number of your #relaxerdealer …” / “If you had to pick an Aerosmith album…”/ #ghettoblaster / “You know what’s almost equally as offensive?” / “You shouldn’t say THAT word…EVER!” / “That’s like going on to #TheView and saying…” / Learning how to “read the room” / “Starts with an N, ends with an R…”/ “A great new band out of Australasia…” / #NewZealandMetal / HANGING BY A THREAD (Te Ra – 2025) / “I like that word…throaty…” / A little too much / “Isn’t that a song?” / “It’s a different ‘lade’…” / “Speaking of NOLA…”

    (24:16): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: DOWN III – Over The Under / We felt like it was time to break out some #DOWN and properly prepare for 4/20 festivities and their upcoming new album which they’re currently working on as we speak… / “…and stuff?” / Released on September 25, 2007 / “You know what this reminds me of?” / #MasterOfReality / “It’d be like 70’s No Quarter influenced doom metal…”/

    THREE SONS AND ONE STAR / #HeavyZZTop / “Embrace the riddle of regret…”/ THE PATH

    “Awwwwwww mannnnnnn…” / “I can hear #Pantera doing this…”/ “Well, caterpillars are weird…” / “Grab the shaft, I’m gonna grab the horn…”

    (34:54): N.O.D. (“Because L.S.D. ain’t what it used to be for me…”) / I SCREAM / “I had a dream and we were hanging out with #Metallica…” / “OMG, It’s the Trident Challenge…” /

    ON MARCH THE SAINTS / “This sounds more #southernrock …”/ “There’s no such thing as a good time for bad luck…” / “On mosh the saints…” / “That totally reminds me of Master of Reality…” / “Back it up because there’s feedback that’s weird…” / NEVER TRY / “That’s the 70’s, all day…that riff…” / #RussellsReflections regarding #LynyrdSkynyrd and their less popular stuff / “You can come over and taste my meat any time you want…”

    (48:00): MOURN / “Do you ever turn down a bathroom break?” / “Castawhy?” / #HenrysHardSoda / “I think the next day I pee’d and it was green colored…”/ “Were you wearing your special shoes?” / BENEATH THE TIDES / “That’s so fuckin’ 70’s, dude…” / “Feel Anselmo?” / “If you have relaxers, please set them on fire, right now…”/ HIS MAJESTY THE DESERT / “Bye Felicia…”/ “And building…and building…” / PILLAMYD / #usethoseheadphones / “I might like the riffage on this one better…”/ “Dude, your credibility is gone…” / #PlanetCaravan / “I don’t know where they could have put it where I would have liked it…” / “You’re welcome…”

    (1:03:27): IN THE THRALL OF IT ALL / “Doesn’t it have a 70’s vibe to it? (This whole album does…)” / “I think they need to take #Pentagram out on tour…”/ “That’d be literally a Doom Fest…” / NOTHING IN RETURN (WALK AWAY) / “Sounds like Zeppelin…No Quarter, the middle part…” / “This might be my favorite song on the album…”/ “The harmony is so killer…”/ #victoryswampmetal / “Huh?” / “Probably gonna play a little butt-games…”/

    “I kept being reminded what ‘the fourth hole’ is…” / “That’s a very descriptive dream…” /

    THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND HAPPY 4/20 TO ALL!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • Summary:

    “I’m sorry, what was that? No, the second part…the part that came after that…”

    METALCORE seems to be all over the place, in that its components are quite varied and cover a broad spectrum of everything that has historically made metal awesome: double bass drumming, guitar shred, breakdowns and mosh parts, and sometimes even some emo screaming and heartfelt vocals sung straight from the balls. Like a heavy metal jambalaya with a ton of different ingredients, METALCORE is the next wave of metal for a new generation of metalheads who want to enjoy a little bit of everything all at once.

    Be sure to stop “adulting” and remember that “when people lose their argument, they shift their whole stance”. Realize the darker connotations of saying “I did a thing today” and understand that Cory Hart wears his sunglasses at night because it’s terrifying to be “blinded by the light”.

    Get ready to ponder the entertainment value of a “scientifically accurate Spiderman”, brace for some quality “decoction” bloopers from the cutting room floor of “Transition Hospital”, accept the fact that there are still some folks who believe “a non-tattooed 6 is way hotter than a fully tatted 10”, grab yourself “a hot pocket” and JOIN US as we sample the smorgasbord of modern fusion metal known as METALCORE.

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    Show Notes:

    (00:01): “Wouldn’t it be interesting…if Spiderman was more scientifically accurate?” / #webslinger #spiderman / “I think it would be better…”/ #markthetime / “I wanna be into it…it’s just hard…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Wanna do the beer first?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #ShippingOutOfBoston / “’scew meh…” / #TheDeparted /

    “I don’t know what decoction is…”/ #decoction / “Isn’t that a soap opera? Transition Hospital?” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, HEAD TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOWNOTES!!!***

    (06:00): “Fireplace is a doom metal band out of Louisiana…” / “The only good thing about traveling for business…”/ #IWillTellYou / The never-ending sprawl of #BourbonStreet / #RussellsReflectionsTravelEdition #NOLA / Food reviews, including superior hotel fare and bartender recommendations / “…with a Q…”/ “I must break you…you will lose…”/ #CafeDuMonde / “I’m sorry, what was that? The 2nd part…” / #Beignets / “The coffee was nothing special…” / “I will tell you…”/ #redbeansandrice / “The bars were the cool thing…”/

    #AbsintheBars / “The real stuff is supposed to be trippy…” / “It was 130 proof…the colors get a little brighter” / “I don’t wanna go on too long about this…” / #shittons / “It’s my kinda dump…” / “Oh, I will say…The Dungeon…was a disappointment… / “If you’re going to a heavy metal bar…wear a #MetalNerdery t-shirt which you can find at www.metalnerdery.com/merch ...” / Older tits / “She was getting high fives…”

    (18:02): J.D. from #EmberingEffigy and his comedy debut at #SweetwaterLive / “The crazy thing was…on the way home…” / #trafficstopASMR / #taglight / #MattsAngryRant / #warning / “I have no idea what he looked like…this is the terrifying thing” / “You dodged a bullet, sir…”/ “Don’t run your mouth…wear your sunglasses at night, that’s why Corey Hart did it…” / “Don’t do it…”/ #ManfredMann /”Blinded by the light”…/ “The lights didn’t look like the usual #seizurelights …” / “Back at you, buddy…”

    (25:10): Come JOIN US on the socials at #Instagram #Facebook #Youtube #TikTok at #MetalNerderyPodcast, EMAIL US at [email protected] / “It’s like a snooch guard on the tits…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment / Ken from Connecticut…/ #NewEnglandMetal / #whatsitcalled? / #KillswitchEngage COLLUSION (The Consequence – released 02/19/2025) / “We forgot the Patreons…it’s always the first episode…” / “For less than the price of a pack of smokes or a bottle of virtual girlfriend…you can JOIN US in the Bunkerpoon After Dark over at our #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutOut #BunkerpoonAfterDark

    (33:33): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALCORE / Not to be confused with all the different “cores” we covered sometime back… / “Some of this stuff my wife likes…”/ “I hate that term…”/ #adulting / “Ya gotta quit…/ ‘I did a thing today…’ just stop that…” / “THAT is ‘I did a thing today…’” / “Ladies…a non-tattooed 6 is way hotter than a fully tatted 10…” / “You’re gonna be in shape forever…”/ “I just need to use the facilities…”

    (38:32): “Back to the docket…”/ “Metalcore…all the metal components…melode (melodic vocals)…” / #markthetime / “Tell you what…I’ll grab the tip, you grab the shaft…” / #AllThatRemains WHAT IF I WAS NOTHING (A War You Cannot Win – 2012) / “This needs to hurry up…”/ “This is like Hoobastank, dude…” / TWO WEEKS (Overcome – 2008) / “There we go!” / “That’s cool: shred and double bass…” / “He doesn’t like the heartfelt melodies…from the balls…” / “My wife really likes that band…” / “It’s like the tattoo thing…”/ #differentstrokes / “I #windpiped and I thought I was dying and I almost died and I didn’t die…” / “It’s a different generation (of metal)…”

    (45:32): “I bet Bill’s gonna hate it…”/ #BringMeTheHorizon CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART (Sempiternal – 2013) & THRONE (That’s the Spirit – 2015) / “Alright…we’re good…” / “Everytime I hear that, I wanna pull my shirt off…take my tit out…and tongue my nipple…” / #LambOfGod OMERTA (Ashes of the Wake – 2004) / “I would have thought of them as the New Wave of American Thrash…”/ “I just called it ‘drugs’…” / “Play something off of that…”/ “I thought they came out whenever…or are they vampires?”/ #AvengedSevenfold WE COME OUT AT NIGHT (Sounding The Seventh Trumpet – 2001) / “So it’s gonna suck?” / “These guys sound like if Blink 182 made a metal album…”/ #ADayToRemember / A quick

    interjection regarding breakdowns / “To me, none of this is #metalcore yet…”

    (54:32): #NormaJean SWORD IN MOUTH, FIRE EYES (Wrongdoers – 2013) / (NOTE: Norma Jean is actually Atlanta metal, hailing from Douglasville, GA) / “I like this better than most of what we’ve heard so far…”/ “There’s one they’ve got with vultures in the title…or eagles…”/ #Converge EAGLES BECOME VULTURES (You Fail Me – 2004) / “What’s metalcore about this?” / “No melody in that, I knew Bill would love it…” / “He just grabs on to something and rides it out…” / “It’s about Lenny & George…from the book?” / #bookreport / #OfMice&Men #OM&M / WOULD YOU STILL BE THERE (Restoring Force: Full Circle – 2014) / “That’s metalcore!” / #Unearth THE GREAT DIVIDERS (The Oncoming Storm – 2004) / “That sounds WAY better!” / “It’s a broad genre…” /

    (1:03:28): “As I lay dying in all that remains…”/ #octopusface / “Which one’s got all the streams?” / #FiveFingerDeathPunch WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN (A Decade of Destruction – 2013) / “Here comes the heartfelt lyrics, get ready…” / “I mean, the production is good, right?” / “She’s not a she…”/ “Why is the devil not a woman?” / “Is this Creed?” / “Apparently #dadrock and #buttrock are the same thing…”/ “You don’t like Pearl Jam but you like Creed!?” / #AlterBridge is to #Creed like #Audioslave is to #RATM / “When people lose the argument, they shift their whole stance…” / “You think maybe they’ve got a video where she’s nude?” / #SnoochMetal #InThisMoment BLACK WEDDING (Ritual – 2017) / “Are you out thah?” / “Women are always bitching about pants that don’t have pockets and yet they have their very own…they’ve got a hot pocket and a back pocket…” / “Let’s pick one or two more… / #AugustBurnsRed WHITE WASHED (Constellations – 2009) / “Oooh…squealies…” / “Okay, that’s good…that’s metalcore…”/ “I’m waiting on him to sing…I know it’s coming…”/ “Maybe my favorite so far…”/ “End it with that…right there.” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND LET US KNOW YOUR METALCORE RECOMMENDATIONS!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT (a continuation of our AC/DC Side 1: The Bon Scott Years episode from way back in 2020) is OUR greatest hits package from the iconic Bon Scott Years of AC/DC. And because we couldn’t include ALL of the tracks from this legendary era, there were quite a few that unfortunately got “Shot Down In Flames”. Having said that, we still managed to include everything we felt SHOULD be included which best represents the classic Bon era of AC/DC.

    Find out how tasting the “after-tang” from “snooch smooching” is a lot like “when you’re used to the black and you get the green”. Brace yourself for our upcoming “Metal Nerdery apology tour” with a stop in “Australasia”, embrace the presence of the “Ghost of The Bunkerpoon”, and prepare for a story with a cast of characters that can only be described as “The Reverse Oreo”. Get ready to “mark the time” a LOT and remember that “Balls are BALLS, dude!” when you JOIN US because WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT!!!

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    (00:01): “From the heart…” / “Give it to the dog…”/ #baconsoda / “Somebody’s gotta drink it…”/ “We should do a toast…it should be our thing…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I forgot the #aftertwang that Jager’s got…”/ “When you’re used to the black…and you get the green…” / “Snooch Smooching and the pee after-tang” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON WITH METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Over here praying that my family doesn’t listen to this…” / #forgiveness /

    “Crafting my perfect #LaughingSkull set…” / “I think the 3 of us…need to go to Austin, Texas…and sign you up…”/ “But now he’s going on The View and sucking their tits…”/ “I wonder if people love our podcast but hate our politics…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, LOOK FOR #THEDOCKET ***

    (08:00): “Y’all need to get some of this Bunkerpoon After-Dark Meat over on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutOut / #complimentary / #HellYeah #BunkerpoonAfterDark / #Doomsicle update / “I’ve been warming up to the Helmet…”/ “It’s marked…” / “Whenever I do a hand solo, the finish is the same…”/ #rapnerdery / “Hold on, I’m not ready…”/ ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIALS AT #TIKTOK #FACEBOOK #INSTAGRAM #YOUTUBE at #metalnerderypodcast EMAIL US at [email protected] *** / “I got really good accolades at home because of that…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #EmberingEffigy stickers (share the wealth) / #MetalNerderyApologyTour

    (15:15): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT – THE BEST OF THE BON SCOTT ERA OF AC/DC!!! / “Angus bangs his head, yes, #ACDCisMetal !!!” / #Era / #Ghey / “I didn’t get any gay come on me…now I’ve got come and gay come on me…” / #GreatestHitsPackage #TheBestOfBonScott / A reference to #ThePerfectAlbumSide from the golden years of #WKLS #96Rock / “Australasia?” / How to sequence a greatest hits package? Do you do it chronologically? Or do you do it like Pink Floyd: Echoes?

    (22:44): “It’s got to start with…” / “We gonna play the video?” / LET THERE BE ROCK (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / Reverend Bon / “I like the halo…”/ “What do you follow that up with?” / “Oy!” / T.N.T. (High Voltage – 1976) / “Ghost of The Bunkerpoon…” / “I almost hear a busted speaker…”/ “I almost think you’ve gotta throw Jailbreak right after that…” / “Is it #Australasia now because Donald Trump says so?” / JAILBREAK (’74 Jailbreak – 1976 – U.S. release was 1984) / “They were using real dynamite…”/ “We’ve gotta hear the breakdown part…”/ “Looking back, those lyrics are pretty dark…”

    (35:19): “You need something up-tempo at this point…” / BEATING AROUND THE BUSH (Highway To Hell – 1979) / “That’s pre-thrash…”/ “I just remember the finishing scenes…” / “He’s gonna be a dick…”/ DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – 1976 – U.S. release was 1981) / “Who does the #deathmetalvoice?” / “It’s kinda like the Damage Inc. of Let There Be Rock…” / “That’s gonna be a button…”/ WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / 42-39-56 / “That’s a LOT of poon…”/ 266 lbs / “You know what the Australian version is missing?” / “Did we limit it to 12?” / “There were 17 songs on We Sold Our Soul for Rock ‘N’ Roll…”/ “Do you have a vinyl player?” / #fuckface /

    “They’re following orders…” / “Technically…usually…” / “It’s always accidental and it’s perfect…”

    (46:10): “We’ve gotta have something from Powerage in here…”/ “Should we slow it down after this?” / RIFF RAFF (Powerage – 1978) / #LOLASMR / “Now we’re gonna slow it down a little bit…”/ “In fairness…I know I didn’t score a lot of poon, but I got some quality handies…these were better than I can do…” / “I told y’all the story right…the #Astroglide story?” / Prepare for a story with a cast of characters that can only be described as “The Reverse Oreo” / #RussellsReflections / “Astroglow?”/ “I guarantee he was riding mouth…it was a strange grouping…”/ THE JACK (High Voltage – 1976) / “What’d she give you?” / “Well, we’ve gotta follow it with what actually followed it…” / LIVE WIRE (High Voltage – 1976) / “They tune a quarter step down…”

    (1:00:05): “He said ‘balls’…”/ The double entendre…/ “Balls are BALLS, dude!” / BIG BALLS (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – 1976 – U.S. release in 1981) / NOTE: there were a few tunes that unfortunately got “shot down in flames”, pun intended…/ “How about this one here?” / “That’s the one you just turn it up to loud…” / IF YOU WANT BLOOD (YOU’VE GOT IT) (Highway To Hell – 1979) / “That’s where you just turn it up louder…”/ “Bon was doing a Peter Griffin laugh way before #FamilyGuy was a thing…”/ “Between Go Down and Dog Eat Dog…if you were gonna pick?” / DOG EAT DOG (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / “It’s kinda got that ‘Everybody Wants Some’ drum line…”/ SIN CITY (Powerage – 1978) / “How about a little bit of that middle section?” / “So, I think if we were to close it now, I would say…” / “While you count that out…in your head…”

    (1:12:50): RIDE ON (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – 1976 – U.S. release in 1981) / “Are we recording, Jimmy?” / “If you want, I could go first…”/ “Hold on…”/ HIGHWAY TO HELL (Highway To Hell – 1979) / “I had the lyrics to this so wrong when I was a kid…” / The count as of this point (songs from each album) / Some honorable mentions that didn’t make the cut… / “Break out your bagpipes…”/ IT’S A LONG WAY TO THE TOP (IF YOU WANNA ROCK ‘N’ ROLL) (High Voltage – 1976) / “Here’s a question: What other AC/DC songs would be good with bagpipes?” / ***Check out our #ACDC #BonScottEra episode as well!!!*** / “I’ll make a #SpotifyPlaylist…”/ “I brought the Finger Ease, too…”/ #magicalpieceofpaper / “Your dick is like 90% water…” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #DoomsicleASMR / “You haven’t seen my stormtrooper!” / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • “If this is their 9th studio album, where does it rank?”

    DEATH MAGNETIC, the Rick Rubin produced 9th studio album from Bay Area metal titans METALLICA (and the first studio album featuring Robert Trujillo on bass) is chock full of riffs, tons of ugly chords, a boatload of guitar solos, and loads of twin guitar harmonies that harken back to the thrash metal veterans legendary 80’s output, with a sound that is a true return to their original thrash form which could have easily placed this album being released right after …AJFA. They brought back all of the classic elements (including their iconic logo!) that made METALLICA awesome to begin with and more than made up for their “Angry Loads” era.

    Remember to always send back the “medium rare chicken tenders” and if you’re using a ride share, make sure to be hammered on at least one part of the journey.

    JOIN US for a brief review of a recent local metal show featuring Atlanta’s own Embering Effigy at Sweetwater Live in Duluth (as well as a summary of the “aftermath” that followed), remember that “the Loads of Anger” are always at the bottom, and behold the victors of “The Loudness Wars” with METALLICA’s 2008 return to their thrash metal roots, DEATH MAGNETIC.

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    (00:01): “Why not shred management?” / #highschoolmemories / “That was his ‘fuck off’ hour…”/ #guitarclass / “We came up with this song…it’s in my brain…”/ #LMAO / “I can play it on guitar right now…”/ “I left it in there just for you…”/ “I think we should do a toast…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “He might get his feelings hurt…”/ #shinydiamonds and #cleantigers / #shinytigers and #cleandiamonds / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST HERE IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #baconsoda / “Somewhere Russell referenced ‘bacon soda’ and Billiam found a bottle of Bacon Soda…”/ “Tastes like maple bacon snooch…”/ “I need to let Doro taste it…”/ #markthetime / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***

    (07:20): “And I ordered #mediumrarechickentenders …”/ “Matthew…you were fuckin’ trashed!”/ “If you’re doing a rideshare, you really owe it to yourself to be hammered at least on one end of the journey…why take an Uber if you’re gonna be sober?”/ “I must have looked like a hammered 4 year old…”/ #blackoutASMR / “You know that pre-hangover hangover that you get?” / #markthetime / “Okay, so you paid $38 for $8 Chinese food?”/ “It was a lot of wind…and a lightshow…”/ “Let’s go back to the show…”/ #SweetwaterLive #LocalMetalShow #EmberingEffigy / #RussellsReflectionsConcertReview / “It’s not going in there…”/ “My relationship status is…complicated” / #strangerinthetub / “Back to the show…”/ “What kind of beast was he fucking?” / “Here’s what I liked about Embering Effigy…”/ “You don’t have to get hammered…”/ “Have you noticed that Waffle House has changed dramatically…? Now they’ve got cute girls working there…”

    (22:44): “How about some #wolfsteak !?” / “We got an email here from Norvyn…”/ EMAIL US at [email protected] / For less than the price of a bottle of lube…you can JOIN US on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / PATREON SHOUTOUT!!! / “Wait, what did you say?”/ Speaking of which… #WrathchildAmerica news from #dissonanceproductions / #WrathSAZ / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “We could do a whole Atlanta show…” / #metalmemes

    (29:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALLICA – DEATH MAGNETIC!!! / “This one should have come after Justice…they brought their old logo back…”/ “It’s a little bit longer…”/ “When they released it, it was a #brickwalled mix…”/ Produced by Rick Rubin / Released September 12, 2008 / Debuted at Number 1 / #assholecavern / “They had that whole lawsuit thing with #Gibson …”/ “I think I clipped the bird…”/ THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFE / “That’s a hell of a comeback after St. Anger…”

    (39:35): THE END OF THE LINE / “The riff sounds familiar but I can’t place it…”/ “That’s got a little bit of a Load feel to it…”/ “I know it’s rock n roll, bro, but…”/ “He can smoke his guitars, play his guitars, and not give a fuck what I say about Lars…”/ #poetry / BROKEN, BEAT & SCARRED / “Rise, fall down, rise again…”/ “They brought back all the elements that made classic #Metallica awesome…we’re gonna let the #angryloads go…”/ THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES / “It kinda has a Fade To Black cadence to it…”/ “Don’t want no A1 for my #wolfsteak YEAH!” / “Even that riff is kinda like Fade To Black a little bit…”/ “Sounds like #southernrock and #ThinLizzy and #IronMaiden / “That’s the riff from Am I Evil?...” / “One man’s opinion…sometimes I get a little put off…to me, the sound is the same…” / “The Loads don’t sound like this…” / The variation of mixes from earlier albums until later albums across multiple artists / “The mix is completely different…” / “Mix-wise with this and Hardwired…they sound like they could have been recorded at the same time…maybe that was their second dose of Loads…”

    (56:13): “This goes out to all the dreamers out there…”/ ALL NIGHTMARE LONG / “In just a few short months…”/ “Luck…runs…out…”/ “He just leans into it…just give us one…”/ “We need to have a #YEAH counter…I’ve got a clicker, I’m bringing it…”/ CYANIDE / “The bass does have a pretty big part in this song…”/ #thickandfullandgirthy / “It’s not overbearing but it’s definitely there…”/ “I’m gonna be a dick about that forever…”/ “Warning for Billiam…”/ “Sorry, that’s #AWavyAdolf …”/ THE UNFORGIVEN III / “That was a good one…”/ #Huh? / “Oh yeah, it’s horny too…it’s horny & stringy…”/ “I can’t hear him play drums anymore without thinking about that dude on #Instagram…”/ “Forgive me…why can’t I forgive me!?” / “That’s fuckin’ rock’n’roll, man…”/ Reflecting on other albums suffering from a #BrickwalledMix

    (1:09:37): THE JUDAS KISS / “That’s super ugly…like #butterface notes…”/ “I’ve gotten more impatient as I’ve gotten older…” / “We got spoiled by The Black Album…you can only write so many riffs, right?” / “I’m about to piss on myself…”/ SUICIDE & REDEMPTION / “Is that BASS back there?” / “That sounds like the #Metallica of old…” / #classicmetallica / “Charles is in town…and he brought his horse…”/ MY APOCALYPSE / “C’mon, stand up like Lars…”/ “Almost like Damage Inc. vibes…”/ “It’s been a while since we did a proper Metallica episode…”/ “Is that all you guys do? Metallica and Slayer?” / #Bro / “Nobody said bro that much, bro…”/ “You wanna hold hands?” / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “If this is their 9th studio album, where does it rank?” / “The Loads of Anger is at the bottom…the bottom is filled with Anger and Loads…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel

  • In 1995, Los del Rio infected popular dance culture with their one-hit wonder, “The Macarena”, the U.S. national debt was only $5,000,000,000,000 (five trillion), both eBay and Craigslist were birthed into popular culture, Taco Bell offered The Volcano Burrito and The Double Decker Taco menu items for a limited time (each for less than $1.00, btw), and O.J. Simpson was acquitted thanks (in no small part) to Robert Kardashian, the man who would ultimately become responsible for fueling the success of Gary Holt’s incredibly popular line of outerwear.

    Meanwhile, in the world of 1995 metal, Kyuss called it quits shortly after releasing “…And The Circus Leaves Town” and DOWN unleashed their debut masterpiece “NOLA” on the EXACT SAME DAY that Dream Theater released their first EP featuring their 23-minute epic title track, “A Change Of Seasons”!

    Get ready to find out what a “Coyote Disaster” actually sounds like, be mindful that when it comes to playing music in a live setting, some of us can play “topless” and some of us need a “sports bra”. Hear our thoughts regarding the upcoming “Back To The Beginning” final Black Sabbath concert event, listen carefully for a handful of not so subtle “R.E.M. references”, learn “how to scream at people in Braille”, and brace yourself for the record scratch heard ‘round the world (after embracing your “Patreon privilege”) when you JOIN US to find out “how they all talk” as we travel back in time to THE YEAR IN METAL – 1995.

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    (00:01): “I’ve thought about something…”/ “That’s not consistent…it’s not the same…”/ #JoJoRabbit / “YEAH!!!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I never saw him play topless…he could have done a sports bra…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING AT YOU FROM THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / “There’s something to remember when it comes to nasty, mean things you say to people…”/ #recordscratch / “This has got nothing to do with metal…”/ “Make this a #Patreon…”/ #talkies / “How do you scream at somebody who’s deaf?”/ #youjustmouthit / “Dude, they can’t hear this, don’t worry about it…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, HEAD TO #THEDOCKET ***

    (06:24): ***Head over to patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast to JOIN US over there!!!*** / #patreonshoutout / “Do you not like when I do that, dude?”/ #PatreonPrivilege / “How about a beer, bitches?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #SceptreBrewing #MikroBose / “If it was liquid nitrogen cold…” / ***Check us out on ALL the social media, including #TikTok #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube at #MetalNerderyPodcast and EMAIL US at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / #ThePost / “Comin’ out of a K-hole…”/ Thoughts regarding the final #BlackSabbath show in July 2025 / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “That’s me in the spotlight…” / “I was literally thinking that as you were saying it…”/ #sayinggoodbye / “The fact that he’s still alive is a miracle of modern science…”/ “You’ve gotta go left before that happens…”/ #DrugWarRetardity / “It’s a powdered vegetable…”

    (17:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1995 – YEAR IN METAL / “The 30th anniversary of 1995…”/ #BlackSabbath (Forbidden) / “This is the #remix…”/ RUSTY ANGELS / “Is there something a little doomier on this?” / THE ILLUSION OF POWER / “Now THAT’s Sabbath…”/ “Let’s do some weird shit…”/ “This is the #killeropener for 1995…”/ #DOWN (NOLA) – TEMPTATION’S WINGS / “If you think about one, how do you not think about the other?” / #Behemoth (SVENTEVITH (Storming Near The Baltic)) – HIDDEN IN A FOG / “Do you hear that acoustic in the background?” / #blackmetal

    (26:54): “I’ve got the perfect one…”/ “Huh?”/ #GripInc (Power of Inner Strength) / HOSTAGE TO HEAVEN / “A little?”/ “That just gets me hard hearing that…”/ #FuManchu (Daredevil) – COYOTE DUSTER (NOT Coyote Disaster!) / “I wanna be high…in the desert…jumpin’ dunes…”/ “Poon is like the whole thing, snootch is actually the tunnel…”/ “Oooh, so you’re doing the #Uno card…”/ #Reverse / #Deicide (Once Upon The Cross) – ONCE UPON THE CROSS / “The difference between Chris Barnes and Corpsegrinder…”/ #genreASMR

    (36:36): #MonsterMagnet (Dopes To Infinity) – NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD / “I believe the proper term is ‘cock averse’…”/ “That’s a LOT of flange back there…”/ “Look at the W.A.S.P. album…”/ “I know where I’m going next…”/ “That was a good impression of you doing an impression of me doing an impression of #BrianJohnson…”/ #Kyuss (…And The Circus Leaves Town) – HURRICANE / “Also, ironically enough, you were here for BOTLH…”/ #FaithNoMore (King For A Day…Fool For A Lifetime) – THE GENTLE ART OF MAKING ENEMIES / “They were weird…it became very artistic…”

    (46:54): #Death (Symbolic) – SYMBOLIC / “What do you think your favorite Death album is?”/ “…and we’re back!”/ #Carcass (Swansong – 1996) ***NOTE: we’re aware this wasn’t released in 1995, but it was recorded in 1995, so it’s fine…*** / BLACK STAR / “Death ‘n’ Roll…”/ “This is my last pick here…”/ “I feel like #grunge is a bit of a strong word…”/ #Anthrax (Stomp 442) – FUELED / “Honorable mentions…”/ “We should play that, it’s only 25 minutes…”/ “What did you say!?”/ “We should do an #InsideTheMetal on them…they don’t have a lot of albums either…”/ #MrTinkletrain / “I watched a video from when (#Primus) made that video (for Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver)…” / #StillNotBlackEnough / #MagnusOpus vs #MagnumOpus / “I’ve never heard a woman actually fart…”/ “Top Song from #Billboard in 1995…you’re never gonna guess it…”/ #SuperBowlCommercial / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel #Huh?

  • After 50 years, it’s great to see PENTAGRAM finally getting the attention they deserve from all across the world wide web. LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE, the band’s latest offering and their first album in nearly a decade, arrived on the scene mere weeks before a video surfaced that went viral, showing founding member and frontman Bobby Liebling (wide-eyed and seemingly possessed) powering through “The Ghoul” with the rest of the band on stage and instantly becoming a viral sensation across metal circles and the greater metropolitan global meme universe.

    LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE truly measures up to the meaning of the phrase, with PENTAGRAM doing the impossible and finally breaking through to a worldwide audience. With their trademark dark, doomy, and heavy sound finally produced in a way that captures the dark essence of classic doom with the amplified power and brutality of more modern doom metal bands, LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE might just be PENTAGRAM’s finest hour, resulting in one of the greatest (and most fun) doom metal albums in the entire genre.

    Be sure to stop by your local “Snooch & Gooch” and pick up some “rental snooch” and remember that there’s a significant difference between “man coon balls” and “Maine Coon paws”. Discover how the transcendental power of hearing Sleep’s “Dopesmoker” at a local tavern can manifest the “best Friday ever”, remember that snails are just slugs with a “tow behind camper shell”, prepare to “pet the horn” and get “a little tingly down in the nether regions” and JOIN US for a modern taste of classic doom from Alexandria, Virginia doom metal innovators PENTAGRAM with LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE.

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    (00:01): “If you’re gonna add on to your house…”/ “And the benefit of that would be…?”/ “Or maybe a trampoline room…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “We completely forgot to do the intro last time…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AT BUNKERPOON CENTRAL!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #OneHellOfAnAle #HappyHopBrewery / 7.0% ABV / “That’s kinda daydrinkin’, right?” / “It’s not too carpety either…” / “I can’t eat 3 times a day…that’s a lot…”/ #ketosis / #RussellsReflectionsASMR/ #SundownersSyndrome #Dementia / “If there’s any silver lining whatsoever…when you can have some distance and some prep time…it’s not as shocking…”/ “Weird stuff…that’s NOT them…”

    (12:05): “The volume is down…”/ #fixitinpost / #sexualdeviance / “Did I leave that in there?”/ “Y’all know what snails look like, right?” / “Just an isolated picture of a dude’s…horn…”/ “It might have been on #YouTube …”/ “I thought that was my ‘in’…”/ “How about those #Patreons?” / “We dismounted strong…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA JOIN US ON PATREON YOU CAN DO SO AT WWW.PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “Can I request some #reactionvideos to #ElectricCallboy?” / “I’m a little scared…”/ #milking / “I used to watch some deviant, weird shit…I had to stop…”/ “This was live action btw…”/ “Octopus with dick tentacles?”

    (19:06): You can follow us on the socials at #YouTube #Facebook and #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast or you can email us at [email protected] or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #GreatScott #VoicemailSegment / “I got a little tingly down in the nether regions…”/ “Was it Julie Newmar?” / #swarthy / “Old school #morn…”/ “Who was the chick from #TheMunsters? The wife?” / #YvonneDeCarlo / “Bush…and curves…you don’t get bush anymore…”/ “We have another one…”/ #gourdhead / #EmberingEffigy (Playing at #SweetwaterBarAndGrill on March 15th) / ROUGAROU / “Keep your eyeballs pierced…or PEELED!!!” / #southernfriedthrashmetal / “I can sense the stonerdom coming…”/ Description of a Rougarou / “#Bandcamp is kind of a cool site…”

    (30:00): “First of all, let us just say…”/ #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: PENTAGRAM – LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE / Congratulations and blessings to #BobbyLiebling and #Pentagram for recently breaking through the memeiverse and gaining worldwide recognition across the interwebs!!! / “There’s a song on this album where the outro solo is Tony Iommi…”/ Alexandria, Virginia / “That’s what I call it, btw…”/ #whatsitcalled / Cool, retro, psychedelic styled #albumcover / “It’s a snooch guard…her tits are out…/ “I like that word, dude…the snooch is right next to the gooch…”/ #SnoochAndGooch / Our favorite tracks upon first listen / “It kinda has time machine vibes…”/ #oldschoolheavymetal / “Before we start, can we look up the phrase #LightningInABottle …?” / “Everybody in the WORLD now knows who Bobby Liebling and Pentagram are thanks to that meme…”

    (38:00): “About 1:45…”/ LIVE AGAIN / “Sounds like #DOWN almost…”/ “Like a cat with man coon balls?” / #mainecoonpaws / “WTF are man coon balls?” / “His voice resembles Lee Ving (from FEAR) and the singer from #MollyHatchet …”/ IN THE PANIC ROOM / “I can hear this playing in a juke joint, pool hall…”/ “What do you think the die-hard fans will think?”/ I SPOKE TO DEATH / #thickandfull / #Sleep #Dopesmoker / “It got to like 35 minutes in and somebody finally changed it…”/ #BestFridayEver / “I’ve never experienced it in public…”

    (47:42): DULL PAIN / “That takes me back to the 70’s…”/ “This next one might be one of my favorites…”/ LADY HEROIN / #CBLE / “This #cantbeloudenough btw…”/ “That’s right when he shot…”/ #awwwmannn / “I didn’t notice that before…”/ #usethoseheadphones / “Probably the heaviest clean sound ever…”/ “Pink Floyd is doing another showing of #LiveAtPompeii at #IMAX …”/ #ShroomChronicles / “Liquid hot magma…”

    (55:23): I’LL CERTAINLY SEE YOU IN HELL / “All that’s missing…is the 60’s psychedelic keyboard…”/ “You’ve seen the video…it was a meme video…they were in a speedboat…”/ #turndownforwhat / #funnysportscommentary / #flopping / THUNDERCREST / “That’s heavy as shit!”/ “The production makes (the songs) really good…”/ The difference between #KISS studio albums vs #ALIVE! / “You’ve gotta solve the puzzle before you can spread the labes, dude…”/ SOLVE THE PUZZLE / “I know it…this album’s got riffs all over the place and some of the riffs are familiar, but I can’t place them…”/ “Everything sounds like everything…there’s only so many riffs, right?” / Riffs that sound like other riffs

    (1:03:40): “That’s what labes are, dude…they’ve got wings…”/ SPREAD YOUR WINGS / “Sounds like modern Skynyrd…”/ “I hope I’m that cool at 71…”/ “I like the heavy cleanness…”/ LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE / “There’s only one way to listen to this album…LOUD!” / “Like a doomier version of Motorhead…”/ WALK THE SOCIOPATH / NOTE: The drum intro is Breakout from ‘Never Say Die!’ / “Technically, that’s the last ‘official’ track on the album…”/ “It’s gotta be served LOUD…”/ “Let’s do the #bonustracks why not?” / START THE END / “The lyrical imagery is very cool…kinda like old Ozzy lyrics and old Dio lyrics…”/ “I don’t mean to be a dick…YOU know Gator Country…”/ #DannyJoeBrown was the original vocalist for #MollyHatchet / “That’s right around the corner…”/ MIGHT JUST WANNA BE YOUR FOOL / “It’s like Hendrix Doom, can you imagine #JimiHendrix doing #DoomMetal ???” / “Now I wanna do 70’s shit…70’s volume II?” / #futureepisodeidea / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • Formed in 1981 and hailing from Downey, California (the birthplace of the mighty Hetfield), thrash masters DARK ANGEL unleashed a darker, faster, more aggressive sounding brand of thrash, with a sound initially reminiscent of the death metal aesthetic present in Slayer’s early work and later evolving into a more progressive, technical thrash sound resembling the latter part of Death’s catalog.

    Prepare to learn more about “the outer balloon knot” (‘the yurt’ as it ‘twere)” and remember that when it comes to old school thrash, those guys “got a LOT to say” and a very short time in which to say it. Enjoy a spirited debate regarding cover songs relative to the originals that was 100% “from the heart”, learn more about the benefits of “The Express Package”, and don’t forget to “microwave your melons” after you JOIN US as we learn more about the technical thrash genius of “The L.A. Caffeine Machine”, DARK ANGEL.

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    (00:01): “Not since Tuesday…”/ #dreams / “What’s he gonna say?” / #titillationfactor / “Shock value is fun…”/ “I don’t want to no more…”/ “It’s in your hand too often…”/ “That sounded almost like #RichardPryor a little bit…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Ohh-uhh…”/ “I’m tied up to your dock, get your ass down here!”/ #noteven / #Margaritaville / “Let me ask…obviously you’ve got friends with boats…”/ #boatsandhoes / “My wife had a #Galantines Party…”/ “They play ‘Pin the junk on the hunk’…”/ “If I pull up a picture could you point her out?”/ #Covechella / #QRCode / NOTE: QR means “quick response” / “If it’s Freebird, it’s tits…if it’s Stairway…”/ “To me the downstairs is like the headliner…”/ “It will be the #Bunkerpoon Part 2…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, CHECK THE SHOW NOTES FOR #THEDOCKET ***

    (11:17): “It’ll be Trans Leprechaun Dwarfism Month (in March)…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “You know what a greyhound is…”/ #saltydog / #RussellsReflectionsBrunchEdition / #CutwaterLimeMargarita for #NationalMargaritaDay / “This thing is 12.5% ABV…”/ “I’ve got a back snootch…you wanna see my #balloonknot?” / “If I do it in the dark, my dick will seem bigger…”/ “The yurt, as it ‘twere…”/ “It’s the hole aesthetic…the ambiance, as it ‘twere…”/ #bruisedrib / “$450 Million…”/ “We were talking about a really important subject…”/ “I don’t know if I could do it on purpose…”/ “If it’s gonna be covered in #HumanNutella it’s gotta be love…”/ #whatarewetalkingabout? / #MarchEnemy / #roadtrip / “What’s her name?”/ “I’ve gotta get in shape…I think I literally bruised a rib…” / “It would be a shame to waste this…and then you get the express package…”/ “Can we move on, please?” / #sixlistenerscantbewrong

    (23:45): ***You can JOIN US on #Patreon at www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast for LESS THAN the price of a pack of smokes or a bottle of lube!!!*** / #PatreonShoutOut / “Y’all gotta check out #TheHogStory …that’s where it all started…”/ #BunkerpoonAfterDark / ***If you want to EMAIL US you can do so at [email protected] or check us out on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #Luis #mysterycaller / “I want Mexican food now…I’ll bet his fajitas will knock your socks off!”/ “Something funny, real quick…”/ “It sounds perfect…”/ #newlistener

    (29:04): #TheDocket / “Can you PLEASE tell me…?”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: DARK ANGEL / “This one’s gonna be educational…”/ #learningexperience / #DarkAngel is the topic, btw / #CombatUltimateRevenge / “They’re working on new shit right now!”/ NOTE: Different singer now than early on / Est. 1981 in Downey, California / NOTE: They are from Los Angeles / “Progressive technical thrash metal…”/ We Have Arrived (1985) / WE HAVE ARRIVED / “The cover…looks like Sabbath Bloody Sabbath…”/ Don Doty on vocals / “Wanna hear what it sounds like when Satan gives head?” / HELL’S ON ITS KNEES / “It all comes from Diary (Of A Madman) …”

    (38:38): Darkness Descends (1986) / “Batmanesque?” / “This was the first album with #GeneHoglan on drums…”/ #killeropener / DARKNESS DESCENDS / “Oooh, ONE!” / NOTE: That came out before ONE by TWO years! / “When I was 16, fuck yeah, but now…”/ THE BURNING OF SODOM (see also the cover as done by #PigDestroyer) / “With a good production, it would have been SO much better…”/ “If you had to pick one more, based on title…which one?”/ DEATH IS CERTAIN (LIFE IS NOT) / “If I’m building my 1986 soundtrack, that’s going on it…” / “He’s kind of a douchebag for that…a little bit…”/ “Mad as Lars?” / “I think ‘fuck off’ is actually a full sentence…”

    (47:15): Leave Scars (1989) / “I believe I saw an advertisement on #HeadbangersBall that was specifically for #DarkAngel…maybe this album…”/ Ron Rinehart now on vocals / #TheShift / “It was pre-church…”/ “I thought that dude was gone…he’s got an active Facebook?” / “Why do you think he was dead?” / “In fairness, I have name checked people who have passed away…”/ THE DEATH OF INNOCENCE / “The next song has all the #cokelines…it must be their big #hitsingle…”/ NEVER TO RISE AGAIN / “Let’s hear the cover…it’s 1:47…”/ IMMIGRANT SONG / #LedZeppelinCover / “I’m sorry, this is NOT good…that is shit…that was NOT good, and here’s why it’s not good…”/ A brief discussion and/or debate regarding how cover songs are done. / “It was basic, and it was annoying…”/ “Here’s where I get weird about covers…”/ “From the heart…I’m giving you my opinion of that cover…I think it was lazy.” / #fromtheheart / “Same deal…Dissident Aggressor…” / LEAVE SCARS / “Shut your honky, cracker, peckerwood ass…”/ “Here’s what I’ve figured out about old school thrash: they’ve got a LOT to say.

    (1:04:04): Time Does Not Heal (1991) / “What was that band? Dumb and Dumber…no, #CrashTestDummies … That guy could be in #TypeONegative and they could go on a #reuniontour…” / “That dude is a wizard, he wears sunglasses and plays drums…”/ TIME DOES NOT HEAL / “That sounds like #Death a little bit…”/ Production by #TerryDate / “This might be their #MagnumOpus…”/ “Sounds kinda like the dude from #Heathen a little bit…”/ “This is their #MagnusOpus…” / #MagnumAnus / “If you’re gonna go by song title…”/ “Go by the #cocklines…I guess that’s a little safer than #cokelines…how do you do #cocklines?” / “I write the book backwards…I start with the period (because I’m not afraid of it) …”/ PSYCHOSEXUALITY / “This is definitely their best produced album, for sure…the songs are way more progressive than before…”/ “Bestiality!?” / “If it was you, and a cat, and a bottle of lube…”/ “Ohh…so #veggiality is alright?” / AN ANCIENT INHERITED SHAME / “I think they got eclipsed in a way by #Death and got left behind (and they shouldn’t have been)…” / “They’re good songs…but they’re not anthems…”/ “…and a philosophy…”/ “They’ve got the riffs and the construction…” / “Just to back up real quick…apparently if you put a cantaloupe in the microwave for 30 seconds…”/ “What about a zucchini?”

    (1:20:43): Live Scars (1990) / LEAVE SCARS / #killeropener / #liveconcertalbum / #ForWhomTheBellTollsASMR / “Okay, okay…”/ “You can really hear the energy…they captured it…”/ “Guys…we don’t nail it every time, but sometimes we want to learn something just for us…”/ “I want your mom’s hot friend to tell her yoga pants to quit staring at my boner…” / “How many times have you heard the following…?”/ “It’s like this but smaller…from here…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE, the 2nd beautifully bizarre edition of “the Sunday funny papers of metal”, brought to you by El Sobrante, California’s genius weirdo trio, PRIMUS, is the gold standard of the eccentric sound of “boxless” progressive, funk metal overtones filtered through a heroic dose of psychedelic infused absurdity and combined with an ample sized bowl of surreal silliness.

    With drum beats that are right, smack dab ”in the pocket”, bass lines that defy the laws of music and reality, orchestrated, atonal, guitar noise that’s always a tad off, and lyrics covering a vast array of peculiar and unusual topics, ranging from promiscuous cats to reckless race car drivers to weird time signatures to sheer luck, SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE is one of those recordings that every metal head with a well-defined sillier side (and a “sophisticated palette”) must possess.

    Grab a handful of relaxation and enjoy “a positive Applebee’s experience” while also noting that this is our 2nd PRIMUS episode featuring a story about Applebee’s (seriously, what are the odds of that happening almost 3 years later!?). Discover the reason McDonald’s is diabolical and why it’s exactly like something else that’s “not even the same ballpark”, understand that it’s perfectly okay to have “different tastes” with regard to entertainment shown “in slow motion”, and brace yourself for a first time Steve Harvey impression that morphed into a Katt Williams impression that was followed by an even better, more impressive Katt Williams impression when you JOIN US as we gear up to go snorkeling through the caverns of queso while SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE.

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    (00:01): “It’s almost the end of #AmericanHistoryMonth …”/ “That’s #antiAmerican bruh…”/ #MrBlack ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Billiam sporting #TheWarningShirt #MetalNerderyWarning / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Yeah man…”/ #DeathMetalFont #ScepterBrewingArts #ScepterArtsBrewing #DecaturGeorgia #DickHater / “It’s got a carpet flavor…”/ #rimshot / #HazyIPA #sixpointfiveABV / “Definitely a little carpet…”/ #icecoldbeer / “Here’s why…”/ “I can get an ice bucket down here…”/ “That one…not the one above it…the one that’s over there…”/ #followmyfinger / ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “Last night, we were both tired, but we needed dinner…”/ #RussellsReflectionsRestaurantEdition / “It’s either a #divebar or we go to #locallyownedrestaurants …”/ “It’s so funny you mention that…”/ #TJApplebees and/or #Applebees / #flattentheherd / “That’s a great idea!” / #TiffanyLights / “What are we walking into?” / #TheVerdict / #peoplewatching / “It’s kind of an interesting thing…people are just people…”/ #backstoryASMR / “Somebody told me about someone they knew making money as a #footfetish #pornographer …”/ “Walk through a chocolate cake…”/ “I’m always looking right at the snootch…”/ “Nice hands…it raises the face and lowers the hands…”/ #bigtoethumb #Transformer / “Don’t women have Adam’s apples, though?”

    (14:34): “What about some #Patreon …?” / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT!!!*** / ***You can JOIN US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #ThankYou / “I didn’t need it, I just wanted it…”/ #McDonalds / “It’s the same thing, dude…only the names have changed…”/ ***If you’d like to email us, hit us up at [email protected] ***/ ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / #EmberingEffigy #NewSong ***COMING OUT MARCH 4TH *** / “That last voicemail…I figured out who it was…”/ “He is the Geesh god btw…”/ “You’re allowed to say colors now, and black is all the colors…” / #whoarethey sir?

    (20:43): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: PRIMUS – SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE / “They’re #surrealmetal …”/ “I would say #progressivefunkmetal / #Primus #PrimusSucks #PrimusDoesntSuck / “It’s like a weird orchestrated noise…”/ “Once you get past about 50, everything hurts…”/ “Learned that in Dangole County…”/ Released May 14, 1991 / “Tales from the pole…”/ “Which do you think would be more risky?” / #bigtime / “I knew you were gonna say that…”/ #onlythenameschange / “I got a kiss on the cheek from the first stripper I gave a dollar to…”/ “Maybe get the man in the boat…”/ #Hangover / “Your face reminded me of that…”/ #RussellsReflectionsGloryDaysASMR / “You can say colors, dude…”

    (28:28): “After we did the #InsideTheMetal for them, I was constantly listening to ‘Too Many Puppies’…”/ SEAS OF CHEESE / HERE COME THE BASTARDS / #thickandfull / “All the progressive music…is #boxless …”/ “I think you know…”/ #whatsthatnoise? / “I did not know that…I didn’t know that…”/ “I could visualize what the studio looked like…”/ “It’s not #trans dude…”/ #relaxervision / #usethoseheadphones / SGT. BAKER / “I don’t remember hearing that…I never heard that before…”/ #usethoseheadphonesASMR / #fullmetaljacket / “You ain’t got no horns, boy…”/ “Everything always fit, too…”/ “He was the Dave Mustaine of Primus…but that band was not Geddy Lee’s band…it’s not Primus without that dude…”/ #BassPlayersArePeopleToo / “Russ used to be a person…”/ “Either that’s a dildo or a guitar…”

    (38:56): “Sometimes it takes time to grow into things…”/ #potsmokerperspective / “It’ll put you in that mood…”/ “If you’re high, Primus is definitely good listening…”/ AMERICAN LIFE / “That slide is kind of eerie…”/ “It sounds way bigger than 3 people…”/ “They played this on #HeadbangersBall back in the day…”/ JERRY WAS A RACECAR DRIVER / “Steamy…”/ “He’s like the #AceVentura of metal…”/ “Yes you need to shave your balls…”/ NOTE: He’s talking about Kung Fu Rascals which came out in 1992 / #supersilly / “Why you gotta be ching chong?”

    (47:52): “Isn’t it weird that he’s in his 60’s?” / “If you count it, it’s 11…you’ll see…”/ ELEVEN (NOTE: the intro is also in 11…either 11/4 or 11/8…the real musicians can correct us as needed.) / “Who is THEY?”/ “My socks and shoes always match…”/ IS IT LUCK? / “This part is great…it’s so great…”/ “But she wasn’t impressed…”/ #bassfart / “Strokin’ up?”/ GRANDADDY’S LITTLE DITTY / #flatus / TOMMY THE CAT / #TomWaits / “That’s a whole lotta Rosie right there…”/ Les Claypool’s bass playing style / “He’s using all the tools in the toolbox…”/ “Their videos…for people who’ve never done drugs…this is what drugs is like…”/ SATHINGTON WALTZ / “This sounds like weed…” / “I have a story to share after this…”/ “It was 1998…that night, I did some of that 3 letter drug with some friends…”/ #lysergicreflectionsASMR / “Dude, these are John Petrucci’s hands…”/ “That’s a Cadillac, isn’t it?”/ “I think…they should make a pornography channel…with nothing but slow motion porn…”/ #differenttastes / “Like the #TacoBell gong?”

    (1:03:00): THOSE DAMNED BLUE-COLLAR TWEEKERS / “It might be meth because coke was more of an elitist drug…”/ #TrampledUnderFoot / #secrethandshake / “Hey-yuh…”/ “Blue collar people make the world go around…”/ #Morris #9Lives / “If you’re tenured, you can never be fired…”/ “It’s a dog joke, dude…relax, take it easy…”/ #RussellsReflectionsServiceDogEdition / “If that’s a service animal, this is my girlfriend…”/ FISH ON (FISHERMAN CHRONICLES, CHAPTER II) / #Primusthesia / NOTE: Les knew Kirk, not Cliff… / “Sourdough was the best part of that whole recipe…”/ “I think he got him one, man…pull it in, man…”/ “It’s like if #Rush did the theme music for a #gameshow …”/ #ThePriceIsRight / “Most comedians…were looking for the gameshow or the sitcom…”/ NOTE: Dave Mustaine was on #TheDrewCareyShow at one point / “What was that voice you just did?” / “It was #KattWilliams and you know what…”/ “That’s a good impression…”/ #RussellsImpressionsASMR / LOS BASTARDOS (NOTE: It’s from #TheYoungOnes and not #MontyPython) / “Real quick, back to the Katt Williams thing…”/ “You can buy a lot of therapy and heroin for $50 Million…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • “Don’t make it weird…”

    “They all wear jumpsuits, they’re kinda like KISS because you don’t know what they look like, but they kinda look like serial killers because they all have masks on, and you kinda get Purge vibes when you look at it (the album cover), and then you LISTEN to it…”

    SLIPKNOT as a band is extremely off-putting, exhausting, and quite frankly, disturbing, and their self-titled debut album conveys these qualities in the darkest way possible. The album cover alone is the stuff of horror movies and nightmares, featuring all nine members clothed in red prison jumpsuits with their faces covered in grotesquely disfigured masks: nameless and faceless, with only a number and a barcode to identify them.

    Find out more about the latest government study regarding “the medical benefits of bat vagina” and remember that “you’ve never seen Al Gore and Paul Stanley in the same place”.

    Discover who knows “how to use the phone”, put on your “Salad Face”, and be sure to “liberate bananas” when you JOIN US as we dive into the angry, uncomfortable darkness that is SLIPKNOT.

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    (00:01): “This is how you know you’re getting old…”/ #oldmancoughs / “I’m gonna go black this time…”/ “The medical benefits of bat vagina…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #asianstyleASMR / “Does everybody know that?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN DIGITAL DOLBY SURROUND SOUND!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #markthetime / #TerrapinBrewery #EspressoMartiniImperialWhiteStout #ninepercentABV / “That’s a chug…”/ #JitteryJoes / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “It tastes like a coffee stout mixed with a light beer…”/ “It’s got a corporate coffee carpet flavor…”/ #thatsnotamilkshake / “Where else do you get sugar?” / “WHOA!” / “I’m not gonna give you a recordable here…”/ Proteins and carbs/ “Hand me the horn, I’m feeling stressed…”/ “Meat is not what is fucking up your cholesterol…”/ #carbsaretheenemy / “Does Santa Claus come up from the septic tank now?” / #everythingisalie / #markallthetimes

    (12:50): “But first…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUT (courtesy of Russell) / ***JOIN US on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Just give me yeahs and oohs…let’s see if Matt can NOT say a word while you do it…”/ “Speaking of emails…”/ ***You can email us at [email protected] *** / #KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard / “That’s totally a great impression of me…”/ #eclectic / #whatsitcalled / “You’ve never seen Al Gore and Paul Stanley in the same place…”/ “It’s a Patreon comment…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #GodBelow / “If I was gonna dye my beard…”/ #saladface #wizardcamouflage / (***From “Painted Images With The Blood Of…”***) / STILL NOT QUITE SUICIDE / “There’s no play button…”/ #thickandfull / “I like the harmonies…” / “And we have a voicemail…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #anonymouscaller / “That sounds like #PissingPost on a blackout bender…”/ “Would it be weird…?” / NOTE: I believe Russell is wildly incorrect in his assertion…/ “You can identify however you want on this show…we want to know who you are…”/ #dontmakeitweird

    (31:27): “What’s on #TheDocket?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLIPKNOT!!! / #Slipknot #RussellsReflectionsSlipknotEdition / “Real tall…like basketball players…”/ “There’s 9 or 10…”/ “That band is the epitome of our warning…their album cover looks like the stuff of nightmares…”/ Released on June 29, 1999 / Hailing from Des Moines, Iowa / 742617000027 / (SIC) / “If you let someone borrow a book and you never see it again…you’ve passed on knowledge…”/ #CoreyTaylor #SevenDeadlySins #Author / “When do y’all think you got on the #Slipknot boat?” / #funkmetal / “That’s one of y’all’s songs, wasn’t it? Wait, did you sing on that one?” / EYELESS / “It’s like #Slayer #KoRn and #Pantera all mixed into one…” / “Well, not really…but it’s good.”

    (49:10): “When we walked through the gates at Lakewood, this is what they were playing…”/ WAIT AND BLEED / “Dude, are you an octopus?” / “Yeah, this…they did this a LONG time…”/ SURFACING (“You always like the build, don’t you?”) / “The best chorus in metal…”/ “They’re coming this summer…so no excuses…”/ “I like the purple…”/ #GrapeNerds / SPIT IT OUT / “Tattered and torn…shaven and shorn?” / TATTERED & TORN / “It’s off putting…”/ “It’s gotta GO somewhere…”/ Art is subjective / “No, it’s Me Inside…”/ #reissue / ME INSIDE / “The next one is called ‘Liberate Bananas’…”/ LIBERATE / #liberatebananas / “It’s bananas!”

    (1:03:44): PROSTHETICS / “It’s gotta go somewhere…it’s GOT to, mister…”/ “That’s somebody’s favorite song…” / NO LIFE / “You’re butchering it…you were sticking your finger up the butthole of the song…”/ #hailyeah / DILUTED / “What the hell did I do to deserve all of this!?” / ONLY ONE / “Name that song…name it…that’s a band not a song…”/ “I didn’t realize they did that much rap stuff…”/ “That little breath there was perfect…”/ SCISSORS / #rightthere / “Don’t scissor with that!”/ #skipahead / EEYORE / “This makes me want to break everything!” / “Get some of THAT!”/ “That is the soundtrack to #America right there!” / “If you start strong, it’s only gonna get better…”/ ***We do also have a Slipknot #ITM episode and the #Knotfest concert review*** / #dilated #untilthenext / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!!*** / #outroreel

  • As with life, “Left Turns” and WTF MOMENTS occur constantly in the world of metal. Whether it’s a radical, stylistic change to a band’s sound, any sort of unforeseen tragedy, or “Ozzy just being Ozzy” in the presence of winged, flying creatures, there is certainly no shortage of WTF MOMENTS lurking around every corner throughout the metal community.

    It’s time to find out why some “poon juice” has an “extra aroma” and remember that “for less than the price of a pack of smokes OR a bottle of lube” you too can become a part of our Patreon community (regardless of whether you are “an innie or an outie”).

    Be absolutely sure you “don’t say dropped” when referring to a new release, realize that “coughing is a sign of health”, and understand that “a hand solo” still counts as sex when you JOIN US for a look at some notable WTF MOMENTS IN METAL.

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    (00:01): “We’ll do it when it’s my turn…”/ “I don’t hate #Jager …”/ #jagerbombASMR / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Oh, buyer’s remorse…”/ “What’s the haps?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “It seems like you’ve been coughing the past 3 or 4 times you’ve been here…I know a bunch of people who are halfway sick…” / #longcovid / “It’s the pollen I think…”/ #weathermanipulationASMR / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***

    (05:00): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AceHigh #ImperialCider / “It’s #glutenfree and its #vegan” / #markthetime / “He got a nice tri-toon…”/ #yachtASMR / “I get what you’re doing…you’re wanting me to recognize it…you’re doing the Stewie thing with the #CoolWhip and it’s working…”/ #RussellsReflectionsComedyEdition / “I started a couple of shows that are pretty good…”/ #PrimeEvil / “Was that back when they had knights and dragons?” / “This is gonna piss some people off…”/ #Severance / “It’s got Christopher Walken in it…”/ “That’s an actual carrier…”/ “You have an innie and an outie…”/ “Work is work is work…”/ “If you’re an innie you’re probably not into dudes…”/ “You can’t peg it basically…”

    (15:06): ***IF YOU WANNA JOIN US ON THE PATREON YOU CAN DO SO AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #PatreonShoutOut / “Y’all oughta all be getting some major poon right now…you’re gonna smell like sweat and shame…and #poonjuice …”/ #OhBoy / “It literally smelled like…”/ “They have an extra aroma…”/ ***If you want to email us you can do so at [email protected] *** / “We’re like Agent Smith in the Matrix…”/ #femalefrontedbands / “You think I should go to the doctor?” / #PatreonRequest / #VishnuASMR / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #mysterycaller / “It’s a 404…that’s Atlanta…I think I know who it is…”/ #MaleNursery

    (22:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: WTF MOMENTS IN METAL!!! / “Boy howdy, is there a bunch of them…”/ “This was a major WTF moment for me…”/ “They reinvented the metal…”/ #flavorsaver / #Metallica UNTIL IT SLEEPS (Load – 1996) / “That’s one way to put it…”/ “I think that was a big one for a lot of people…”/ #WTF / “Remember when #Megadeth released Risk?” / CRUSH ‘EM (Risk – 1999) / “Turn Me Loose…that’s what it is…”/ “Is that what’s his face on bass?” / BREADLINE / “Is this on #Footloose?” / “They started it…” / #Ozzy biting the heads off of live, flying creatures… / “No that was Patrick Meehan…” / “Karma is such a sweet, sweet bitch…” / “You’re Ozzy is becoming very close to Biden…”/ #BackToTheBeginning #BlackSabbath / “Tickets go on sale #ValentinesDay (2/14/25)…” / “The Medium Sized Four of Thrash…”/ “Let’s move on…”

    (38:58): #CelticFrost and Cold Lake / CHERRY ORCHARDS (Cold Lake – 1988) / “That’d be as weird as #CannibalCorpse doing ballads…”/ “Chase the trans? Trends?” / “Speaking of trans…”/ #VinnieVincentInvasion BOYZ R GONNA ROCK / “They were just trying to out-Poison Poison…he kinda looks like #JoanJett a little…”/ “Sounds great…”/ “That solo does not fit the song…”/ ***WARNING: THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED #CHRONICLES EPISODE*** / “What about all the #PMRC shit?” / #ParentalAdvisory

    (47:43): “My next one is gonna be dark…”/ #Mayhem #Dead #AlbumCover FREEZING MOON / “A lot of hype for not a lot of payoff…”/ “I’ve had nothing but #OpethBone for the past few months…”/ #Screams vs #DeathGrowls / NOTE: The first album, not band / #Opeth THE DEVIL’S ORCHARD (Heritage – 2011) / “You could definitely bake to this…”/ “Pick a song just to give us something before that…”/ HEIR APPARENT (Watershed – 2008) / “Trust me, it’s totally worth it…” / “Don’t say ‘dropped’…”/ “My daughter always says ‘Why do you always spell that?’…”/ “Are you so tuned in to hating everything now?” / “Do those 2 bands…is it a thing where they battle back and forth?” / “I’ve got one…” / “I did yesterday…it was a #HandSolo…and then when I finally come it sounds like…”/ #coughASMR / “A little #DickTyne? A little #PeckerMint? A little #JuicyRoot?” / #BlackSabbath BACK STREET KIDS (Technical Ecstasy – 1976) / #WTF

    (1:04:16): “It’s very podcast friendly…”/ “We’ve been lied to for years and years…coughing is a sign of health…”/ “Makes the whole day smooth…”/ #OhBoy / “We’re getting this from you, you know that right?” / #KISS I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN’ YOU (Dynasty – 1979) / “Look at that face…that gave me nightmares as a kid…”/ #BangDeLotta / #whatsitcalled / #HonorableMentions / The day that #Dimebag was murdered on stage with #Damageplan / The #GreatWhite Station fire / #Damageplan NEW FOUND POWER (New Found Power – 2004) / “I don’t know how legs can do that without cramping up…”/ #LifeOfAgony #Transformers #OptimusPrime / “The ‘first’ death of Peter Steele…” / “A little something out of the B-O-X…”/ #itsstartingtohurt / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR WTF MOMENTS IN METAL!!! / “They had cars back then…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel

  • DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER, the debut album from FLOTSAM & JETSAM, was released on July 4, 1986, after being recorded in just a mere 2 weeks with a paltry $12,000 budget. In short, it is a bona fide, legendary, thrash masterpiece. And if you’re reading this and thinking “Okay, FLOTSAM & JETSAM…why does that sound familiar?”, the reason is because the bass player for that band would later become Metallica’s new bassist following the tragic and untimely death of Cliff Burton in late 1986. It is without question, a speed/power/thrash/heavy metal classic that is so steeped in 1986 vibes that we’re actually surprised none of the album was featured on “Stranger Things”.

    Learn the latest metal conspiracy theory regarding AJFA with a shocking twist nobody saw coming, discover a great new way to “get in shape” with the brand-new aerobic workout craze that’s sweeping the nation, get ready to enjoy the “tang” and JOIN US for the only “first new album” featuring Jason Newsted with a killer bass mix as we take on DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER.

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    (00:01): “Do you guys ever get into the whole #projectband thing?” / “That’s pretty much how I am with #DOWN for the last 3 years…”/ “We are only a few months away…”/ #fiveguys / “I’ve got openings…”/ “Last time I saw ‘em was with #JasonNewsted …”/ #howdareyou / “He was wearing #bikeshorts …”/ #LarsGumASMR / “Apparently…he sounds like a flouncier version of Lars…”/ #bringtheboysbackfromthewar / #peoplekind / #LarsLite / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I did it by accident…and then I had a mouthful of stuff…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #AmericaFuckYeah / “WTF was that, dude!?” / “God Bless that man!” / #DOGE / “We fucked up on the last one…”/ “It’s 2 fingers in and then back to you…it’s like a shrimp curve…”/ “OMG, here we go…”/ “Have you ever wondered if you were THAT dude?” / #thatsdark

    (07:42): “For less than a pack of smokes or a bottle of lube, you can join us on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / “I know that’s an ongoing project…y’all were all about it 3 weeks ago…”/ #theRussCalendar / “I might buy one of those for personal use…”/ #gentlyused / “We’ve got some #voicemails gentlemen…”/ ***CHECK US OUT AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #YOUTUBE & #INSTAGRAM & #FACEBOOK OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whatsitcalled / #TheDarius / “You guys ruined #Arbys for me…”/ #walleye #burbot #burbotking / “Keep it banging…”/ “Keep it hanging and banging…”/ #voicemailconspiracy / #catacuda / “That was last Sunday…it’ll be on the next one…”/ “Have you ever been able to tell the difference…?” / “Don’t make it weird, dude…”/ “Smothered, covered, or topped…”

    (13:56): “Did we do the beer of the episode?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “We can thank Elon for all of this…”/ #Drekker #LemonBar #SlangDuJour #SourAlaMode / “It’s like a lemon bar dessert…”/ “This is not a hateful sour…”/ “Fun fact…”/ #bloodwork / “This podcast is a #healthpodcast …”/ “I did balloon up about an extra 18 lbs…since last summer…”/ #Ozempic / “So it’s like cocaine but not as fun…”/ “Fuck ALL that…if I’m doing needles, I’m doing heroin…”/ #groupon #seriously #allegedly / “I like food…”/ #RussellsReflectionsOzempicASMR / “I’m dead down there…”/ #WOW / “So it works?” / #svelte / “You’ve done this recently, dude…”/ “I put on 20 pounds since July, I’m almost 240…”/ “Who’s that, #Corpsegrinder? No, it’s Wheeler…”/ #TrapsAndLats / “Is it too late for that?” / #rerecording

    (22:50): “What’s on #TheDocket dick?” / ***COME CHECK US OUT ON #YOUTUBE *** / #podcastreview / “The bartender has been listening to us…”/ “We could do a second warning…vulgar, disgusting, and frankly tiresome…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: FLOTSAM & JETSAM - DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER !!! / “One of the biggest upsets in Metal…”/ “He left the fucking band!!!” / #JasonNewstedLeftMetallica / NOTE: it was 15 years, not 20 years / 01/17/2001 / “Don’t do the Elon thing…”/ “When I say ‘We’…”/ “That was our internet…”/ “He’s the #SteveHarris of #FlotsamAndJetsam …”/ “They don’t really have a box…he’s a clean singer…”/ #albumdive #DoomsdayForTheDeceiver / “It’s a good 80’s metal record…”/ #thrashmetal #speedmetal / “I wanna hear how it ages…”/ “What if there’s a girl who can headbang and blow you at the same time…?” / #fakenews

    (31:14): HAMMERHEAD / “Notice that you can actually HEAR Jason Newsted’s bass on this album…”/ #RunningFreeASMR / “Wants me to give her a ride…”/ “She could pull off blue hair…”/ “I bet it tastes like #cottoncandy down there…”/ #tastetherainbow / IRON TEARS / “It sounds metal but retro at the same time…like #Priest on speed in a way…”/ “And we didn’t have enough money to go get it all…”/ #nextwave #whatsitcalled #technicalthrashmetal #phoenixarizona / “The #cokeline inventory is…”/ NOTE: A brief explanation of the #cokelines with regard to this podcast / #AmazonMusic / “In the 80’s, not now…” / #allegedly #supposedly

    (42:29): DESECRATOR / #uglynotes / “The next song…is NOT the #Metallica song…”/ NOTE: They totally say those words in the song… / FADE TO BLACK / “It’s only 2 minutes…”/ “Kinda #Slayer vibes a little bit…”/ #epical #titletrack / “You think 9 minutes is the equivalent of 9 inches…in musical terms?” / NOTE: the point in question is on the next tune, not this one…/ “Shut the FUCK up!” / “I don’t mind if there’s a little bit of pee tang on the front…”/ DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER / #softintro / “This has #Metallica vibes to it…”/ “A LOT of vocals…”/ “The part I’m thinking about might be a different song…”/ “I got that and I got #NoPlaceForDisgrace which is the 2nd album…”/ “His debut album…that he got mixed out of…”/ “What if it was Kirk?”/ NOTE: It was all Lars…they’re totally lying…

    (53:53): “Let’s finish this album and then do a re-listen of #GarageDays …”/ METALSHOCK / “That’s a whistle…that’s like the Geoff Tate whistle…”/ “I’m surprised they didn’t have this on #StrangerThings (it would totally fit)…”/ “Notice that bass is keeping up with every fucking riff…to a T…”/ “Ladies and gentlemen…Mr. Jason Newsted on bass…”/ “That’s #Maiden …that’s like Maiden on acid…that’s insane…”/ “It’s #ForbiddenEvil and #Metallica …”/ SHE TOOK AN AXE / “That’s a lot of whacks…that’s probably a big bitch…she’s probably tired…”/ “That riff is busy as fuck…”/ “For ’86 this was super technical…”

    (1:03:10): “I don’t know what it is about metal…and acronyms…”/ “For whatever reason, acronyms and metal were always mysterious and fascinating…”/ U.L.S.W. / “What did you think it was?”/ “This might be a love song…”/ “Capture the holes!?” / “That’s not a toy…”/ “I worked hard to murder that deer…”/ “Freshly murdered meat is delicious…”/ “Don’t make it weird, dude…”/ #NumberNein / “Stop, stop, stahp…”/ “In English, it translates to #TheLeader …” / DER FUHRER / “What a fucking loser…”/ “You know what…he’s got the same hairdo…”/ “Okay, it’s the next part…”/ “It’s the next one…”/ “It’s a workout…”/ #Heilerobics / FLOTZILLA #instrumental / “Kinda weird to close with an instrumental, but then again…#TheCallOfKtulu…”/ “High pitched, melodic, weedly woos…”/ Released July 4, 1986 / #AmericaFuckYeah / #BBQWolfSteaks / “It’s a shame that all that greatness did not get realized in 1988…”/ “It was all about irony and being funny…”/ “I want them to laugh at how irritated they’re going to be…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND GO CHECK OUT FLOTSAM & JETSAM!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • For the longest time, metal has been predominantly a “dude game”, dominated by men. Thankfully, more and more female fronted metal bands (particularly over the last couple of decades) have been expanding their presence and growing into a formidable force throughout the metal community, covering a variety of styles and a multitude of subgenres from all across the metal spectrum.

    Get ready to find out which metal drummer “makes Taylor Swift sound palatable” and remember that “sometimes you’ve gotta jam it in” and JOIN US as we get into a “double header” with a whole lot of modern metal brought to you by WOMEN IN METAL.

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    (00:01): “I guess we’ve dodged the sours long enough…”/ “We’re raw dogging it…”/ “I feel like I should be watching #Conan or something…are they not the same?”/ “I can put that at the end…”/ “From my balls to you…”/ “It was still exciting to see everybody get pissed off about it…”/ “I can’t find the big bottle…”/ #markthetime / “I’ll fix it in post…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #RussellsReflectionsDecimationEdition / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SumpCoffeeStout #DoomBeer #ElevenPointFivePercentABV #highgravity #hammertime

    (08:16): “We finally had a practice…”/ “I’m not, he is…”/ “There’s a difference between a bass player and a bassist…”/ #onmicburp / #RussellsReflectionsNewBandASMR #TomwayPetty / “Part of it is because you’ve been a bass player…”/ “Ted…Theodore Logan?” / #TrumpDayVideo / “I think I’ve finally heard a #DreamTheater song that disappointed me…”/ “It sounds so utterly jammed in, it doesn’t sound right…”/ MIDNIGHT MESSIAH / “It sounds like #Megadeth …”/ “It doesn’t fit…” / “Sometimes you gotta jam it in…”/ “The funny thing about Dream Theater…”/ “No, that change is weird…”/ “I saw him play #TaylorSwift the other night…it actually makes her music palatable…”

    (22:48): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: LADIES OF METAL (A.K.A. FEMALE FRONTPERSONS) / “It’s pretty bad if I remember and you don’t…”/ #whatsitcalled? / #Jinjer JUST ANOTHER (King Of Everything – 2016) / GREEN SERPENT (Duel – 2025)/ “Back in the day, metal was such a dude game…”/ NOTE: The band in question was not #SpiritBox it was #SleepToken / “She would probably kick your ass…after she does butt stuff…”/ #SpiritBox and #Jinjer CIRCLE WITH ME (Eternal Blue – 2021) / “Let’s watch this one…”/ #Jinjer JUDGMENT (& PUNISHMENT) (Macro – 2019) / “I’ve got a new band I’m into…”

    (35:42): “What about #ArchEnemy?” / “Oh, that’s a different band…that’s #ChildrenOfBodom…”/ “You’ve gotta throw the flaps…”/ #chickmetal #vagmetal / THE EAGLE FLIES ALONE (Will To Power – 2017) / “106 MILLION views…”/ #AlissaWhiteGluz / “Have y’all ever heard #Nightwish?” / #PrettyReckless HEAVEN KNOWS (Going to Hell – 2014) / #Nightwish STORYTIME (Imaginaerum – 2011) / “Nervosa?” / #Nervosa SEED OF DEATH (Jailbreak – 2023)

    (50:00): “Was that a snore or a fart?” / #InThisMoment WHORE (Blood – 2013) / “Has Evanescence released anything new?” / #ButcherBabies SINCERITY (Eye For An Eye…’Til The World’s Blind – 2023) / #Evanescence YEAH RIGHT (The Bitter Truth – 2020) / “I enjoyed it to completion…”/ #HonorableMentions / #Kittie BRACKISH (Spit – 1999) / #Halestorm I MISS THE MISERY (The Strange Case Of… - 2012) / “I don’t know what this is…” / #Babymetal MEGITSUNE (Babymetal – 2013) / “Listen…I would watch that video again…to completion…til I finish…”/ #Eleine DEATH INCARNATE (Eleine – 2015) / “It’s my thing now…”/ #LacunaCoil TRIP THE DARKNESS (Dark Adrenaline – 2011) / “Every once in a while you’ve gotta step out of your box…”/ “Okay…play that one…”/ #NitaStrauss #AlissaWhiteGluz THE WOLF YOU FEED / “I’m a female metal guy now…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • We’re back with the backside of the ballsack of the taint of the boner of the top of the ass crack of the...WHATEVER you want to call it, now we’re up to “the meat” of THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR. And if you have zero attention span, then you’re probably not even reading this anyway, so just tip-toe back over to Tik Tok and enjoy the rest of your life in 30 second increments until it actually gets banned “for real for real”.

    Discover the most alarmingly stupid thing ever uttered by the former governor of the 51st state, imagine what it’d be like to be a metal head back in the 70’s, understand that “China’s going to be the new Greenland, and Greenland will be the new China” and remember that “Uncle America” wants you to JOIN US as we go back up inside the backdoor of the ballsack of the taint of the dumper of the BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR: DEEP CUTS, PART 2 (1986-1990).

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    (00:01): Follow up regarding the #ghoststory from last week… / “So they’re mathematical ghosts?” / “He was probably in this 30’s…and he didn’t sound NOT white…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “My wife…found…”/ “Because we’re SO good…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING AT YOU FROM THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #TerrapinBrewery #ChocolatePeanutButterPretzelMooHoo #markthetime / “That’s a nice helmet you’ve got there…”/ “The expensive stuff is not always better…”/ “I think that’s like his favorite thing now…”/ ***COME CHECK US OUT AND JOIN US ON THE PATREON!!! patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***Check out our LATEST shirt including the #warning at metalnerdery.com/merch and #teespring ***/ ***Feel free to follow us on YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast AND email us at [email protected] AND/OR give us a call and LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!***

    (10:24): #noattentionspan #tiktok #RussellsReflectionsTikTokASMR / What’s the deal with #Greenland anyway? / #UncleAmerica / “Either you’re not getting anymore money from us, or we’re taking over…”/ #peoplekind #JustinTrudeau / #mankind / “If I put in ‘frontman’, it gets changed to #frontperson …” / #markthetime / #RussellsReflectionsFingerSmashASMR / “Here’s the best part…”/ “Uh oh…there’s a follow up story?” / “If you were a complete asshole…”/ “For the cameras, can you show ‘em again which finger?”

    (21:11): “We mixed it up…it’s 2025…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR, PART 2 – DEEP CUTS / “The backside of the ballsack of the taint…” / 1986-1990 / #Anthrax #Megadeth #Metallica #Slayer / “Now we’re up to…THE MEAT!”/ #Anthrax (Among The Living – 1987) / The vibe of listening to #deepcuts / IMITATION OF LIFE / A.D.I. HORROR OF IT ALL / “I remember all that stuff but I never get poon…” / #Megadeth (So Far, So Good…So What! – 1988) / MARY JANE / LIAR / “If this is Dave at his most fucked up…he’s still a genius!” / #rollingtheRs

    (35:11): “There is no deep cut on this album!” / #Metallica (Master of Puppets – 1986) / “It’s got this weird energy to it…it brings you right back to then….”/ THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE / #HPHatecraft / “That’s not even thrash, that’s just straight up #heavymetal …”/ “I already know what the deep cut is on this…”/ “Sometimes you forget about deep cuts…and then you come back to them…”/ “What’s your favorite song on the album?” / #Slayer (Reign In Blood – 1986) / “You can’t do Heartbreaker without Living Loving Maid…” / REBORN / NECROPHOBIC

    (45:54): “It’s kinda the top of the asscrack of the backside of the first four of the big four part 2…you can search that, dude…”/ #honestinjun / #Anthrax (State of Euphoria – 1988) / MISERY LOVES COMPANY / “Something about the mix reminded me of Vince Neil…”/ “That’s not a racist comment, btw…”/ “You’re not even a drug band…how can you be happy without drugs?” / #Megadeth (Rust In Peace – 1990) / FIVE MAGICS / DAWN PATROL / “This is totally an anti #AJFA mix…”

    (57:39): “I already have at least 2 good ideas for deep cuts for this one…”/ #Metallica (…And Justice For All – 1988) / “You can’t have a deep cut if you’ve got a shirt, man…”/ EYE OF THE BEHOLDER / “Just a little bit…just a cunt hair?” / ***Go check out our ’88 Death Match Episode!!!*** / DYER’S EVE / “Can we hear just a touch…?” / TO LIVE IS TO DIE (Specifically, the middle section) / “This is the last one…the backside of the deep cuts of the taints of the boner…”/ #Slayer (South Of Heaven – 1988) / #thehappyriff / CLEANSE THE SOUL / “Kinda like the Priest version better…”/ “Can you imagine being a metalhead in the 70’s?” / #zerobass / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “We’ve come a LONG WAY, baby!” / #untilthenext #outroreel

  • 1985. Back To The Future would become the highest grossing film of the year, the Live Aid benefit would be hosted simultaneously in 2 different venues on 2 different continents, and the Coca-Cola Company would experience a catastrophic failure with “New Coke” by (once again) failing to put its namesake ingredient from the ORIGINAL “Original Formula” back in their legendary beverage.

    We are well aware that there are multiple listicles already out there featuring the “Top 20 Metal Albums of 1985” because 40 years is quite the chronological landmark. Nevertheless, we still felt compelled to construct our own list. It’s not necessarily all thrash, but it’s not all “gloves of shame” either. In short, it’s a pretty substantial sampler of the albums that WE feel represent everything great about metal in1985.

    It’s time to shake off those “cobwebs” and prepare for some “extraordinary news” as well as “a story of redemption and forgiveness” regarding a previous negative review we received.

    Learn about the earliest documented “fake news” regarding Elizabeth Bathory’s alleged use of “skin conditioner” and get a sneak preview of the new album from “Dick Johnson & The Ball Brothers” when you JOIN US for the TOP 20 METAL ALBUMS OF 1985.

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    (00:01): “Now I can hear everything…”/ #gospelband / “Dick Johnson and The Ball Brothers…OR…?” / “Like a quartet…”/ #hallelujah / #MrBlack / “Oh my goodness…”/ “Technically you have gone somewhere…”/ #cobwebs / “Well that’s another topic…I guess I’ll share…this podcast is not getting me laid…”/ #markallthetimes / “Make that a button, please…”/ #assteroid / “It was a zit…just so you know…”/ “I got a little excited and then I got disappointed…”/ #shopclass / “It’s #dickconditioner dude…that’s what Elizabeth Bathory used to do…”/ #fakenews / “Fake news before fake news was fake news…”/ “Two coffees and an apple juice coming right up…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE POST SNOWPOCOLYPSE EPISODE OF THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #digitalbunkerpoonsound / “One and a half inches doesn’t seem like a lot…”/ “I think we got about 2 inches…”/ #drivingonice / #infrastructure / “It never gets cold enough (or hot enough)…”/ #LAFires / “Adam Carolla went on a rant…”/ #sevenyears / #notahonky / #DEI / #doesntequalintelligence / “Insurance companies are freaking out right now…”

    (10:16): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #DunkinSpiked #sixpercentABV / “That’s it? It’s deceptive…”/ #AmericanSpikedBeverages / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / #MeMyselfAndIrene / “We could get #JustinTrudeau to do it, he’s unemployed now…” / #FiftyFirstState / “OMG we should call it #TheGulfOfAmerica it would be great…”/ “C’mon man…”/ #wordsaladsally / “It quit hurting after the first week…”/ “There’s a feeling you get…when you’re moving…” / #thelastload / #RussellsReflectionsMovingEdition / “Mansion…mansion…little small lakehouse…”/ #garage / #markthetimeplease / “Ohhh please…did you get all that? You’ve gotta mark ALL that…”/ “He’s out of control…”/ #itstheheadphones / #Landman / “EXACTLY like that!”/ “That’s a #JudasPriest album, dude…”/ “I always thought it was #PinkyBlinders dude I didn’t know it was #PeakyBlinders…”/ #nothingbutneck / #Bane

    (21:21): “I’ve got some news…this is extraordinary news…today…is the second time…”/ #carnivore / “I don’t drink coffee either…”/ “You can still wear all the shirts you had in high school…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***Go check us out and JOIN US on PATREON at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Does it not feel like this year is already long AF!?”/ #oftheyear / #DonaldTrumpASMR / ***GO CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #YOUTUBE AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE *** GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182 OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] ***/ “You’ll get fucked…”/ “Oh…the #fuckbag review!?”/ #ReviewRedemption / “I’ll just take it out or leave it in, whatever…”/ “Let’s not do that…”/ #offputting #exhausting / “We only hurt the ones we love!”/ “No the #superfuckbagreview is still out there…that one was #purehate …”/ “Could have been a them…”/ #transam / “I was trying to find some filler…”/ “I think it’s on Thursday…”/ #TheFourHorsemen / #fieldtrip #Gainesberg / “Speaking of shows…”/ #EmberingEffigy #AtlantaUtilityWorks #EastPoint / “What a great name…”/ #CoathangerAbortion / “That’s a great name, dude…”/ #Amish

    (31:50): #TheDocket #DocketThirty / “It’s 2025…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TOP 20 HEAVY METAL ALBUMS FROM 1985!!! / “Ohhh, that was a good song!”/ “It’s not all thrash and it’s not all #glovesofshame …”/ #engaged / “We were all engaged…”/ #Number20 / “This is OUR #Top20…”/ #Pentagram (Relentless) / “Somewhere up north…close…Virginia…”/ “You’ve gotta watch the documentary…”/ #LastDaysHere / “He’s got the crazy eyes…have y’all ever heard the term #sanpaku?” #fourwhiteeyes / NOTE: Swaller? Or Squalor? / NOTE: It actually IS their first album…/ SIGN OF THE WOLF (PENTAGRAM) / THE GHOUL / “If you take out the high end, you’ve got Sabbath…”

    (40:24): #Number19 / #PowerMetal / #Helloween (Walls of Jericho) / #killeropener / “According to #wikipedia…”/ “That’s the original edition…”/ STARLIGHT (“Is this a #Madonna cover?”) / #rockandrollendingintro / “Thank you…good night!”/ “Yep, that sounds like Helloween…”/ “Said nobody on the #AJFA sessions…”

    (44:32): #Number18 / “Did you like #Dokken back in the day?” (Under Lock And Key) / “That was the #NightmareOnElmStreet song right?” / LIGHTNIN’ STRIKES AGAIN / “Before you cut this one out, play the solo…”/ 1:55 / #GeorgeLynchASMR / “It’s kinda like…when you’re watching porn…”/ #butterface / #popmetal / “It wasn’t glam enough…but it wasn’t aggressive…”

    (48:48): #Number17 / “We know the guitar player…”/ #Possessed (Seven Churches) / “If you’ve ever read #TheLastBook of #TheGoodBook …”/ “The last one’s better…”/ #killercloser DEATH METAL / “Too much reverb…it’s ruining the riff…”/ “That’s before we knew what #deathmetal was…it was #nextlevelthrash…”/ “I don’t even think they’re close…”/ #airplanes

    (53:39): #Number16 / “Next up…”/ “Ooough…”/ #CelticFrost (Return To Mega Therion) / “Oh, our house is haunted, by the way…”/ #MaryReilly / #ghoststories / “I swore I heard a dude talking into his phone…it was weird!”/ #Megatron #Transformers #LetsMakeFunOfMattASMR / “Russ, look at Matt…”/ #theheadphones / RETURN TO THE EVE (Studio Jam) / “This one’s got a good ‘Oooough’ though…” / #blech / “Whew!!! Hey Hey Hey HEY!!!”

    (58:50): #Number15 / “The third #DIO record…”/ (Sacred Heart) / LIKE THE BEAT OF A HEART / #RJDASMR / “I can only hear #JackBlack doing this…”/ “His teeth, man…I’m telling you…”

    (1:00:44): #Number14 / “That might have been one of the first images I beat off to that was #heavymetal …”/ #Ratt (Invasion Of Your Privacy) / LAY IT DOWN / “This is ’85 all day…”/ “Ironically, I was probably still watching #Transformers at 13…”/ WHAT YOU GIVE IS WHAT YOU GET / “This sounds like the soundtrack…” / #yeahyeah / “Can’t wait til I get home…”

    (1:04:06): #Number13 / #Sepultura (Bestial Devastation) / “They are #cokelined out the wazoo…”/ BESTIAL DEVASTATION / “That’s what I was looking for…”/ NECROMANCER / “You can tell it’s the beginning of their sound…”/ “I’ll wait, I’ll talk about it later…” / “I look like Rogan…but better looking…and with a beard…and way more poor…

    (1:07:32): #Number12 / #YngwieMalmsteen (Marching Out) / #JeffScottSoto / “I like stuff that doesn’t have the vocals…”/ #dungeonmetal / DISCIPLES OF HELL / “Let’s watch the video…”/ #stillshot / “When it takes off it really takes off…”/ #dontmakeitweird / “Every time I heard this guy I wanted to cut my hands off…”/ “Almost Dio…”/ #hateful

    (1:11:01): #Number11 / #Overkill (Feel The Fire) / “We’ve gotta go with their #Exciter moment…over time they did a theme of Overkill songs over multiple albums…”/ “Dude he loves my burps not yours…/ OVERKILL / “Damn, 3 months ago!?” / “He STILL sounds like that!”

    (1:13:40): “Cracking the #Top10 now yeah?” / #Number10 / #Venom (Possessed) / “Killing the fourth wall, bro…”/ “In league with satin…”/ NOTE: This was album number 4…/ POWERDRIVE / “That’s not very evil sounding…”/ SATANACHIST (“It’s a quickie…”) / #JoinUs #SuNioj / “Sounds like #Motorhead with the bass…”/ “Is Powerdrive something that happens in Hell?”

    (1:18:25): #Number9 / “This is after they moved from the punk to the hardcore…”/ #CorrosionOfConformity (Animosity) / “We DO have a #1985 episode…we’re doing a sample of albums from 1985…”/ #angina / MAD WORLD / “Probably the first #COC song I ever heard…”

    (1:20:48): #Number8 / #Kreator (Endless Pain) / #WREKage was the first place I ever heard this…/ #highschoolbuddy / “What’s up with that dude?”/ TORMENTOR / “You know that’ll be 2 years this year…since that show?” / “Definite #KillEmAll influence there…”

    (1:23:36): #Number7 / “I’d still say it’s metal…”/ #ACDC (Fly On The Wall) / “You’re not part of this podcast…”/ #blackdog / “You know the little FBI or CIA #informationmachines we keep in our house?” / FLY ON THE WALL #WNRD #BunkerpoonRadioNetwork / “Shoot To Thrill, Part 2…kinda…”/ “Huge upgrade from Flick Of The Switch…”/ SINK THE PINK

    (1:27:50): “It’s the Top 6…”/ “Moose stain?” / #MousseStain / #Megadeth (KILLING IS MY BUSINESS…AND BUSINESS IS GOOD) / LAST RITES/LOVED TO DETH / “Those guys are women…you can’t use keyboards in metal…”/ “Get some…get some of THAT!”/ “You know that was what was on his mind…”

    (1:30:51): #Number5 / “It’s gonna be the #killercloser…”/ #Anthrax (Spreading The Disease) / GUNG-HO / “I used to wonder how they played that fast…how do guitar players do that?” / “As a human, I’m a big fan of A.I.R…”/ #AnallyInducedRecreation

    (1:33:10): #Number4 / “We don’t have to do that one but it’s always so much fun…”/ #Exodus (Bonded By Blood) / “The #albumcover gives me 1985 vibes almost more than the music…”/ “He does it…I think he does it in this song…”/ NOTE: He does not ‘do it’ in this song/ “I think the title track is the only one he does that on… / PIRANHA

    (1:35:18): #Number3 / #Slayer (Hell Awaits) / KILL AGAIN / “I like that album cover…it LOOKS like ’85…”/ NOTE: the part in question is actually on Praise Of Death, NOT this one…/ “That almost sounds like the Angel Of Death scream…”/ “The other night I was reading the lyrics to Hell Awaits…if you read those lyrics, they’re pretty intense…”

    (1:39:07): “This would have been number one…had number one never existed…”/ #Number2 / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD (Speak English Or Die) / SARGENT D AND THE S.O.D. / “Imagine if every #BigFour album had that sound…”/ “That is thrash…that sound you are hearing…that’s thrash!” / “We gotta hear that little thing…”/ “Last night in Osaka…” / NOT/MOMO/TAINT/THE CAMEL BOY/DIAMONDS AND RUST/ANTI-PROCRASTINATION SONG / “That’s like a progressive album…

    (1:43:36): #Number1 / #IronMaiden (Live After Death) / “Even above #KISS Alive! I and Alive! II…”/ “My only #AJFABeef with this album…”/ REVELATIONS (“Alright let me see you wave your flippers in the air!!!”) / “This is where Bruce plays guitar live…the clean part is Bruce…”/ “How about a little uhhhh…”/ 22 ACACIA AVENUE / “Speak to me, Hammersmith…”/ “One of the best album covers, too…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “I don’t ever eat salad…it’s not good for gout…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel #metalnerderyASMR

  • “I wanna talk about DOWNTIME…”

    Many moons ago during the B.R. era (Before Russ), back in the early days of this podcast with Adam, we took on The 1st Four of The Big 4, taking a look at each of the debut albums from Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer, respectively.

    To take that episode a step further (and to add a slight twist to the original premise), we thought it might be fun (and a bit of a challenge) to attempt to identify which tracks would be considered the DEEP CUTS from The First Four albums of EACH of The Big Four thrash bands.

    Be sure to check out our Patreon for a brand-new way to “splat” with some “liquid sneeze” and remember that when it comes to Conway Twitty, “the power was in his hair”. Don’t forget to pick up your “Queenthrax” tickets, find out why “English is stupid”, and get ready to JOIN US (whenever you get a little “DOWNTIME”) as we begin our descent and dig down deeply into THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR.

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    (00:01): “It’s time for DOWNTIME!!!” / #downtime / “Let’s not make it gross, because this is a family thing…”/ “She sounds like #PeterSteele …”/ “What’s that from?” / “Loud, obnoxious, offputting, and tiresome…”/ “How long does it take you to get used to writing the right year?” / #Happy2025 / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That’s like a slow motion Spicoli…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON TELETHON!!!*** / “Right ‘chere…”/ “Do you ever make resolutions?” / #nopromises / “I’m gonna be better…”/ “I think as a #NewYearResolution #Doomsicle should commit…”/ Upcoming Doomsicle tune ideas…/ “Maybe one original…I’ve got a full country album…” / “Wasn’t that a #ConwayTwitty song?” / “The power was in his hair…”/ “You can HEAR the size of his hair…”/ #FamilyGuyASMR / “He looks like Bobby Ewing…”/ #BramStroker / “That dude was a dude…”/ #HelloDarlin

    (10:46): “If you want MORE good stuff, you could join the #Patreon…”/ ***CHECK OUT OUR NEW METAL NERDERY T-SHIRTS WITH THE WARNING ON THE BACK!!!*** metalnerdery.com/merch ***Go to TeePublic to pick up yours!!!*** / “What am I saying? I’m fixed…”/ #pregnancyworries #nobabies / “I don’t do it for less than $30, dude…”/ #slashhandjob / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***Go JOIN US on Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Do we need a defibrillator?” / “And if you want me to send you an autographed…”/ #itsgonnahappen #splat / “Metal Nerdery at splat dot com slash handjob…”

    (15:05): ***IF YOU WANNA LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL, GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I’ve gotta hit play…”/ #ILoveTheHelmet #DowntownJulieBrown / “Caramel colored…kind of erotic looking…”/ #weirdlyhot / “Do y’all remember Kennedy?” / #libertarian / “There’s a difference…” / ***NOTE: Refer to #TheNolanChart to see where you might land on the #politicalspectrum ***/ #laissezfaire / “Oh…got a new one…”/ #uhhhkay / “We can reflect a little…”/ “I’m always about setting the tone…”/ “Using the right consonant…”/ #mealprep / “Or trail mix if he adds pretzels and M&M’s…”/ “You won’t…that’s fine…it doesn’t even matter.” / “I never played doctor…” / #AtomicBlondeATL / “We got a smoking hot singer…”/ “Well you’re married but I’m not…”/ “I’ve had that done once…kinda hot…”/ #evidence / “Sorry, I can’t get there…”/ “It’s a call back to the #Dracula joke earlier…” / #TomwayPetty / “Do y’all ever hear music in your dreams?” / #HellsBells #ForWhomTheBellTolls / “The internet rules…”

    (27:51): “Docket Thirty?” / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR – DEEP CUTS / “Easy for you to say…”/ #Anthrax (Fistful of Metal – 1984) / “That’s Lilker, not Spitz…”/ “Doesn’t it seem odd that the opening track would be a deep cut?” / #thatsaquestion / DEATHRIDER / #Anthryche #Queenthrax / “Does the pope shit in the woods?” / DEATH FROM ABOVE / “What was that!?”/ “That’s definitely #powermetal…”

    (34:58): “How about a little Mega Dave?” / “All of #TheFirstFourOfTheBigFour don’t sound anything like the rest of their catalog…”/ #Megadeth (Killing Is My Business…And Business Is Good – 1985) / CHOSEN ONES / #supersneezeASMR / “Jimmy something…”/ NOTE: It was Lloyd Grant / LOOKING DOWN THE CROSS

    (40:57): “What would be the deep cuts on Kill ‘Em All?” / #Metallica (Kill ‘Em All – 1983) / “Probably the least played…AND it’s got keyboards on it…”/ #synthesizer / PHANTOM LORD (“Nope, that’s keyboard…”) / “Seventeen days!?” / “Nope, we’ve gotta date for at least 28 years before we get married…”/ “Everything on side 2 except Seek and Destroy…”/ JUMP IN THE FIRE / “There’s definitely not a modern Metallica riff that sounds like that…”/ “My fiery hole?”

    (47:23): “I already know right out of the gate…”/ #Slayer (Show No Mercy – 1983) / “That doesn’t fit with anything else in the entire catalog…”/ METAL STORM/FACE THE SLAYER / “It’s kinda epic…”/ #JudasPriestASMR / “That sounds more like a Slayer song…”/ “You need one good Tom scream here and there to set things right…”/ CRIONICS #frozenrobots / “I’m still hearing Priest…”/ “That’s one of those things that comes with time…I wasn’t doing #VampireJerky jokes the first year I did comedy…”

    (53:21): #Anthrax (Spreading The Disease – 1985) / THE ENEMY / “Looks like he’s got a great big vagina in his jeans…is that Charlie!?” / “Is this like #powermetal you think?” / AFTERSHOCK / “Thrash? Or Power Metal?” / “No bass at all…no low end…”

    (57:45): #Megadeth (Peace Sells…But Who’s Buying? – 1986) / BAD OMEN / “It’s like a weird laugh…”/ “Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Poland…”/ “Sacrificing Froot Loops?”/ #chaos / “Is this the first technical thrash band?” / “They’re the #RUSH of thrash metal…”/ “His voice has a snarl that the other guys don’t have…”

    (1:02:40): “Did you ever skip Escape a lot back in the day?” / #Metallica (Ride The Lightning – 1984) / TRAPPED UNDER ICE / “That’s an Exodus move right there!”/ “But that might also be because you’re older…”/ ESCAPE / “This should have been on 96 Rock in the daytime for sure…”/ “It’s trying to be Maiden…it’s a good song though…”

    (1:07:37): “I’m thinking maybe that, or…”/ #Slayer (Hell Awaits – 1985) / PRAISE OF DEATH / “Their formula wins…”/ CRYPTS OF ETERNITY / “The solos aren’t super, super evil…they’re getting there, but not quite…”/ “Think about it…high cholesterol… #atherosclerosis / Livid vs Lividity (“English is stupid…”) / “We made it through half…”/ “We did the first two of the backside of the first four of the big four…easy for you to say…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “If it looks like…liquid sneeze…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel