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This week the boys have quite a lot to discuss, such as where they would position in a human centipede, how many people would you have to 1v1 to be the last human standing and Stu has some incontrovertible proof that the Mandela Effect is real. O3O nuzzle wuzzle!
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Get ready for a wild ride as the lads delve into a mysterious and cursed grimoire that details the tastiest and grossest eats from across the fair British Isles. Spoiler alert: they don't hold back on their opinions, and things get pretty heated! But that's not all, folks! They also explore the fascinating phenomenon of "Mandela Effects," where people remember things that never even happened. And hold onto your seats, because The Beef gets booed off stage! Don't miss out on this hilarious and informative episode!
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This week the boys get a stern telling off from the Wizards for talking about the MCU too much, so they move on to knock off heroes instead after Ryan's trip to Loldi. They also discuss the recipe for the perfect action movie and a beloved podcast character meets an untimely end, lucky Master Phenrig has a plan to hide the corpse!
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This week the boys talk about all kinds of hot content, like who is the sexiest cartoon character, how the Godzilla movies changed their tone dramatically, what the funk is going on with superhero movies these days, what’s the latest shit going on in Warzone and, for some reason, Stu and Ryan go off about sexy fruit. Yep, that’s a thing.
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In this hot episode, the boys deliver some hot real talk to you, the listener! Including the British version of everyone's favourite green, angry bloke and what Captain America really thinks of his superiors. In fact they go on about the MCU a lot, the bloody nerds!
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Welcome to Kidnapped by Wizards, the hot new comedy podcast from the three tools that brought you Shart Select! To get the ball rolling, the boys talk about beloved internet questions and where they fall in these mythical debates, which MCU movie is the worst and why it is Dark World, the ongoing misadventures of Ross Kemp and we also delve into the seedy underbelly of the confectionary scene by discussing Is It Cake. Additionally, we will tell you why Ghostbusters 2 is the best movie ever made…
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It's the final ever episode of the Shart Select podcast as you know it (join us for Kidnapped By Wizards, coming soon to a podcast supplier near you!) Don't worry, it wasn't Stu and Ryan's shameful display the week before that did it in, we're just evolving!
So why not say bye bye to gaming's weirdest podcast by looking back through the ages at some of the frankly weird stuff that went on, such as suspect clowns, even more suspect interviews with fellow podcasters and, of course, lots of hot content about games and stuff!
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This week Stu and Ryan are Beefless with him literally tied up with ottoman work at Poundland. They discuss some classic Reddit cringe, the best Marvel fight scenes, some sus World of Warcraft spells, Spider monkeys and making noises when your older
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This week the boys are back up to their usual bull at the Wizards Tower. They discuss why Salem is only good thing in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, that Oscars slap, which Greggs treat is the best (in return for hopefully landing a sponsor as usual) and how modern day scrotes are actually "sound lad". Oh, and the Wizards show up to put the listeners through a random movie quiz. Who will win? Who really cares?
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This week has it all going on, as the boys look back in time upon the history of Shart Select, apparently they used to like video games… nerds! They also go off on a massive tangent about cartoons from the 1990s, and how basically all of you are wrong for liking those boring ones with no monsters or robots in where people learn lessons, like bloody Doug. BORING! Additionally, Baloo should not be piloting an aeroplane, it is already established in canon that he is a talking bear with no additional skills. Also, a discussion about Nicolas Cage happens!
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This week the boys are all ready to divulge hot secrets from the Star Wars universe that they definitely know about for reals! They also discuss wookie anatomy, the surprisingly stylish secrets of snails, the ineptitude of Inspector Gadget, and we ask Michael Caine (friend of the podcast) how many Batmans are actually buried on the grounds of Wayne Manor! Also we spurn our sought after sponsor!
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This week the boys are joined by Harrison Wild, the lovely host of the Grief Burrito podcast (alongside that other guy). What will they discuss, though? Well there's more Office Guy antics, Ryan reveals the truth of Warehouse Guy, someone reckons they can take a dog in a fight, Ryan really lays on some (awful) chat up lines and what's going on with WoW's overly suggestive new dialogue? Also, armoured tattoos!?
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After several weeks of ignoring the wizard’s faxes, things finally come to a head for the boys, but what do they discuss? Well, what exactly happens in the Wizardverse club “Poundland” (not to be confused with our high street discount friends), a new run-in with the Office Guy, we talk about how reasonable PlayStation fanboys are about Aloy from Horizon Forbidden West (not very), the big old difficulty argument in Elden Ring, Cynerpunk’s update woes and, as if this isn’t enough, the wizards make a dramatic reappearance in SLOW MOTION!
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Shart Select Season 8 Trailer
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In this excellent episode of everyone’s favourite podcast, the boys get incredibly horny in main while discussing those hench boys and girls. As well as this insanity, they discuss Ray Parker Jr’s shocking confession, Office Guy update is here, and did they finally manage to land that hot sponsorship deal with Monster Energy? (Spolier: no.)
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This week the boys stumble across a scandalous conspiracy involving ITV’s golden son, wonder why the world’s gone Sonic mad, the real story behind Die Hard, the worst TV show ever conceived, looked at a gritty Fireman Sam reboot and discover just where Green Daddy has got to recently. We also start ranking the world’s most gorgeous hench bods and discuss who would play the Shart Select crew in the third Sonic Movie!
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This week the boys are landed with a very special set of missions, just as The Beef accidentally summons coronavirus into himself. They choose which chocolate bars are the GOAT out of a set list, and also judge this years League of Extraordinary Thicc Bois championship, featuring heroes from Apex Legends, Twisted Metal, Marvel and more! Oh, and the Beef is angling for a cuddle.
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Things get a bit horny in main this week as the boys lay it all out on the table! We rank the top sexy rabbits for Dave Cooper, The Beef talks about his new work crush and one of the hosts is a little too quick to talk about which Pokémon would be best in the bedroom (hint, it's not Gardevoire!) We also see the pilot episode for Cumrag's Den, in which the famous wizard tries to get funding for a totally original product!
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In this week's hullabalooza of an episode, the boys reveal the Pumpkin King's dirty little secret, find some wholesome goodness in The Book of Boba Fett, use the recent Microsoft acquisition to cast each console company as American High School cliques and, of course, look at Lord Voldemort's obsession with sex toys. All this, and more!
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The Beef is joined by new hosts Mike Oxlong and Drew Peacock as they look at the latest news, complaints and comedy flashback stories from across the world. Mike takes a deep dive into the weird world of Alphacon, The Book of Boba Fett's thicc pig bois get a mention, Spider-Man: All the Spider Mans gets discussed and why on earth does the USA not like Ribena!?
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