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Square Roots - Episode 440
Level Up Starts at 1:47:45!
Today is all about silly funny fun. There's goofy fun adventures, and our bestest princess of light and good and low chaos allows an old man to continue to live tied to machines and under the control of his slightly mad nurse. She also helps an unconscious woman have her dream wedding with a corpse. ALL IN THE NAME OF GOOD!- Daud Puts the U into Dad
- Splinter, Dead, Dura and Soft Cells
- You Can't Get A Canal
- The Truth Of The Dressmaker
- The Teen Witches of Brigmore
- A Sewer Adventure!
- A Witch With A Waist
- You Go Into Paintings In A Lot Of GamesThis Week: Finish The Witches of Brigmore!
Next Week: Enjoy a lovely game of Would You Eat This Bird?!
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Dishonored Part 5: Big Lesbian Energy
Square Roots Episode 439
This ep has a LOT of positive energy! We're all in a GREAT mood!
Too much talk about labias Imperial Majesty Vanessa Hot Gay News! Johnny pulls a real life Mr. Bean and plays the wrong DLC EVERYTHING IS AWESOMEThis Week: Knife of Dunwall
Next Week: Finish The Witches of Brigmore!
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Dishonored Part 4: Is Harry Anderson An 80s Era Brian David Gilbert?
Square Roots - Episode 438
Level Up Starts at 1:55:00!
Apologies to Italy, again. There are disparaging remarks made on whether Johnny did or did not finish Dishonored. These are all fabrications. Johnny has submitted video evidence to the Facegroup Group. He has the cheevos to prove it. These accusations are flagrant. They're idolatrous. And they are wrong.- Paul-i-tics
- Laurie Metcalf for Mortal Kombat
- Matt Is Lost in the World of the Go-Go 90s
- Mister Bean, the Original Sim
- A Crower, Not A Shower
- Making Soup With Granny
- Russian WaterThis Week: Finish the main game!
Next Week: Finish The Witches of Brigmore!
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Square Roots - Episode 437
Level Up Starts at 2:01:33!
Finally, we get to go to a party! And what a party it is. Lady Boyle sure had a blast in Jim's game. It was one hot party! Her outfit was straight fire! Jim shot her with incendiary bullets! Also Johnny and Vanessa do some ethical kidnapping, and Matthew is sad he didn't just kill all three sisters. Oh yeah, and we deal with the Lord Regent!- It's A Part in Canada!
- Some Sisters Are Triplets!
- Doxxxed!
- Yeah But It's Webber...
- YOU CAN POSSESS A FISH?!
- Hanging Turt?This Week: Finish Lady Boyle's Last Party and Return To The Tower!
Next Week: Finish the main game!
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Square Roots - Episode 436
Level Up Starts at 1:56:45!
Don't worry if you tranq'd the dogs like Matt did, the dogs are fine! They were just asleep, and now they're at big farms in Tyria where the dogs can run and play! Such are the cruel realities of Dishonored, the Arkane Studios immersive funulator!- Lactaid is the PreP of the Dairy World
- Let Me Solas Him
- Vanessa Doesn't Like To Acknowledge The Passage of Time
- There's A Scary in the Sewer
- Are Ill People Zombies?
- More Of A Johnny English Episode
- I DON'T KNOW YOU
- Electricity Makes People SleepyThis Week: Finish The House of Pleasure and The Royal Physician!
Next Week: Finish Lady Boyle's Last Party and Return To The Tower!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 435
Level Up Starts at 2:44:00!
Matthew defeated nature and survived another hurricane, and we start a new game! This time it's the classic RPG (?) Dishonored, one of those immersive sims. Or 0451 games. Whatever you want to call it! We don't follow the Five Foot Rule of murders, get into jail, get out of jail, navigate some sewers and then deal with the High Overseer!- Upgrade Your Rat Stats
- Gen Z doesnt even know what Planescape Is
- It's not the request log
- Johnny's super amazing joke
- Its Imogen Heap, come on!
- 1998 to 1993This Week: We start Dishonored, until the end of the Overseer Campbell mission!
Next Week: The House of Pleasure, The Royal Physician, Lady Boyle’s Last PartyOur Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 434
Level Up Starts at 2:07:45!
I was thinking about making this episode description in the style of the Rob Zombie song, but that was too hard. Also? The lyrics are pretty weird. "Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat, tender is the fur, dying as you purr"? Alright there Robert. BUT! On this chunker we finish Tactics Ogre! All of us! Surprisingly. Some of us are crowned king! Some of us go on exploring! Some of us get shot! There's a lot of options for endings here at Tactics Ogre. Also:- The Chaos Gate (Prounounced Chaos)
- Welcome to the Ogre
- The Real Tactics Ogre Is The Friends You Made Along The Way
- A Mister Bean Run
- The Original Sexy GrandmaThis Week: Finish Tactics Ogre!
Next Week: We start Dishonored, until the end of the Overseer Campbell mission!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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It's a hurricane ep! Matt needs a week off due to weather (coughfootballcough) so the Square Roots gang plays some games and chats about hot gaming news. We will be back next week for the end of Tactics Ogre!
This Week: Hot nonsense!
Next Week: Finish Tactics Ogre!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 432
We're trying something new!
Level up is at 01:21:00, so enjoy the quest log first and then dive into our good times of what we played, watched, or who we saw drop a pizza.
Vanessa and Matthew fail at rescuing the princess, who is still a bit stabby. Will Johnny rescue her? Find out next episode because Johnny was about six fights behind. THIS IS A LONG GAME OKAY
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- Talking About How Terrible The Game AI Is, And Also Adaptive Cruise Control And Other Automotive Safety Features For Some Reason
- The Lasagna Castle
- People Is You
- Fidget Bat-usi
- Sometimes The Right Tactic Is To Be An Ogre!This Week: Half of Chapter 4, if possible, finish Barnicia Castle.
Next Week: Apparently finish the game, according to Matt now.Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 431
We're trying something new!
Level up is at 01:13:00, so enjoy the quest log first and then dive into our good times of what we played, watched, or who we saw drop a pizza.
On this stabby chunker of Tactics Ogre, the game has gone full Matsuno. Everyone's getting stabbed. The Hierophant's got a knife. Vyce has a knife. Knives everywhere, and lots of people with political grievances. Denam needs a +5 Suit Of No Stabby to get through this one unscathed.
Also:
- Final Fantasy VII: Repopolis
- Vamp the Vamping Vampire
- 1v1 NoScope Leonar
- Everyone Loves a Ganpp
- Zack, Streets, Slatts and Tiffany Turtle
- It's a Game Word
- Podcast HandsomeThis Week: Finish Chapter 3!
Next Week: Half of Chapter 4, if possible, finish Barnicia Castle.Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 430
Matt, Vanessa and Johnny pursue a Jimless chunker as they take a castle for the noble Wallisters! Or maybe for the evil Wallisters. Kind of depends on how you play it. Johnny gets a good time route full of fun banter while Matt and Vanessa are punished for their morality by having to explain to a guy why they killed his wife.
Also:
- The Taskmaster Cult
- Vanessa Ruins Master Chef Kids
- Johnny Gemini, Future Cop
- Lanselot (Good)
- Return of Garbage Orphans
- Mega Man's not about pressing buttonsThis Week: Play through Brigantys Castle in Chapter 3!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 3!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 429
There's so much sports talk at the end of this episode. You've been warned. But otherwise on this episode of Square Roots we make our way through Chapter 2 in Tactics Ogre: Reborn! Jim, Vanessa and Matt are doing the chaos path, meanwhile Johnny is doing the Lawful path on Let Us Cling Together, which he may or may not regret.
Also:
- Matt Has All The Powers Of A Cellphone Now
- Deborah! I'm an Ogre!
- Always On The Short List
- Pete Gallagher With The Eyebrows
- Feet & Pet Pics TierThis Week: Finish Chapter 2!
Next Week: Play through Brigantys Castle in Chapter 3!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 428
Are you ready for a sublime experience of RPG tactics? What I got for you this week is a quick li'l episode of the Square classic Tactics Ogre, and you don't have to practice Santeria to understand that this means Vanessa had to call in sick. But that's okay!
Also:
- New Thing Matt Hates: Steam Charts
- The DreamCast: Improvising Beastie Boy lyrics
- A Life Sized Hank Hill Cutout
- Who Doesn't He Think Are Weiners?
- Why Are We Friends With Him?
- Gastophone the MurdererThis Week: Finish Qadriga Fortress in Tactics Ogre: Reborn / Let Us Cling Together!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 1!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 427
Welcome to this In-Ogre-Al episde of our Tactics Ogre playthrough! You can play Reborn! You can play the PlayStation 1 one! You can play the PSP one! Whatever you want, it's all about various ethnic groups at war. You know it's an Alexander O. Smith translation with all the "neh"s and manses, so get ready for some great but dense text!
Also:
- In-Ogre-Al
- Is Vanessa JD Vance?
- His Name Is Grandma's Peach Tea
- A Birthday Cacophany
- The Dynast-King Dragula
- Duke Wrongway
This Week: Finish Qadriga Fortress in Tactics Ogre: Reborn / Let Us Cling Together!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 1! -
Quantum Break Part 4 - The DreamCast
Square Roots - Episode 426
It's TIME to wrap up this TIME TALE. We push through the finale of this game with focus and vigor, like a time train smashing through a time building. But beware the time monster! It's obviously coming, and surely this is going to be a fight for the ages. You definitely are going to fight this time monster.
Also:
- Watching Hostel is Like Being In Hostel
- I Don't Wanna Be a Chronon Active Time Traveller!
- Is It Cool If I Call Him JJ?
- B Button and the Time Boys
- The Mister Bean of Time Travel
- If You Don't See A Body, You Can't Get HaughtyThis Week: We finish Quantum Break!
Next Week: Finish Qadriga Fortress in Tactics Ogre: Reborn / Let Us Cling Together!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 425
On this temporal episode of Square Roots, we explore the conclusion of the Time Knife. It's so long. So, so long. Does SLOBBO die? Does anyone peel off a mask? Whose baby is that, anyway? All this and so much more on tonight's episode of Night Springs.
Also:
- Matt Is A Blue Mage Now
- UFC Surgical Tubing Strangle Attack
- More Hatch Lore
- Under the Bridge Downtown
- It's Not A Frame Rate Drop, It's A Quantum Stutter
- Pool Swimming
- Beth Did 9/11 Twice
This Week: We finish Act 3 and 4 and Episode 3 and 4 of Quantum Break!
Next Week: We finish Quantum Break!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 424
It's a time mix-up game! On this episode of Square Roots we play through Act 2 of Quantum Break, which involves a lot of time ships, time jumps, time shields, time soldiers and time knives. And a severe bob.
Just a heads up we misgender Ezra Miller a few times - we'll make sure to be more cognizant of this going forward.
Also:
- What If Alex Horne Is A Ghoul?
- Trashcan Them
- DigiLiam
- A Straight Up Half Hour Where We All Review The Stand (2020)
- Let's Call Her Amby
- I'm Football Boy And I Play The Most Good Football
- Matthew Summons Rappin' NessaThis Week: We finish Act 2 and Episode 2 of Quantum Break!
Next Week: We finish Act 3 and 4 and Episode 3 and 4 of Quantum Break!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 423
Please note Johnny misread the number of episodes on his Amazon Prime Video app, and was wrong. Very wrong. You don't need to tell Johnny he was wrong. There are 9 episodes to the 2020 The Stand miniseries. Not 6. Each host has, in turn, told Johnny he was wrong after recording and that's terrible.
Alright! It's time to break time, or some quantums. What exactly is a quantum? For years Johnny thought it was a time thing, but learned that this was again very wrong. We're playing Quantum Break by Remedy. The Remedy is that it's serious, it's a dangerous liason. Also the sky is dark because this game is FULL OF STARS!
Also:
- MyDreamz Dot Net
- Door Versus Hatch
- Why Are You Looting That Desk
- Time Cop Rules Versus Lost Rules
- My Glasses Are Gonna Be Circles
- Thurgolicious DefinitionThis Week: We finish Act 1 and Episode 1 of Quantum Break!
Next Week: We finish Act 2 and Episode 2 of Quantum Break!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 422
On this episode of Square Roots we listen to a few more of Sticky's stories in the divisive Fallout 3. Oh yeah, we also finish the game! And there's a robot that sounds like Optimus Prime! And we deal with the problems haunting our Vault! And maybe talk an Ant Lady out of being an Ant Lady and a Robot Man out of being a Robot Man.
Also:
- The Vanessa Witch TV Show
- That Is Men! Put Them In The Bear Suits!
- Is Liberty Prime Optimus?
- That Bible FellaThis Week: Finish the Game
Suggested Side-Quest: Trouble on the Homefront, The Superhero Gambit
Next Week: We finish Act 1 and Episode 1 of Quantum Break!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 421
On this episode of Square Roots, we get to the ROOT of Harold's problem. You might say we cut to the HEART of the issue. And we RESCUE CHILDREN from a slavers camp, which isn't a pun but merely a factual thing that happens. Plus we hear a 100% Authentic Liam Neeson Death Rattle, and prove once and for all that the only thing Humongous about Mungos is our hearts. But not like Harold's humongous heart, I mean metaphorically.
Also:
- Vanessa Should Back Off Her Burns
- Red Head Little Red Boy Cameron Jedi Games
- Shoot Their Gibbly Mouth
- Convenient Watching Pipe
- How Did You Think This Would End?This Week: Gaining Entrance To Little Lamplight Via Rescue From Paradise Quest, Big Trouble in Big Town, Oasis
Next Week: Finish the Game
Suggested Side-Quest: Trouble on the Homefront, The Superhero GambitOur Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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