Episodios
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This week, we move on from the horrors of spooky season and return to the omnipresent horrors of capitalism. IN A WORLD RUN BY RICH NERDS only one over-privileged jackass can claim ownership of the biggest tech innovation of the new millennium. But who will it be - Lex Luthor, Spider-Man, or the creepy twin brothers who totally swear they aren’t aren’t banging each other? Find out this week on Greatest Movie Ever Made (we dropped the “the;” it’s cleaner).
The Social Network (2010) is directed by David Fincher and stars Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield, Armie Hammer, Justin Timberlake, and Max Minghella
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Halloween Horrorthon II: Dead By Dawn comes to close with a wickedly witchy tale courtesy of Mr. Dragula himself, the one and only Rob Zombie. Join Rob’s hot wife, the GEICO caveman, and Ken Goddamn Foree for this psychological and psychedelic horror flick. Meanwhile, David and Justus savagely critique morning radio shows and the Salem Witch Museum, respectively. It’s almost Halloween kids…stay tuned to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
The Lords of Salem (2012) is directed by Rob Zombie and stars Sheri Moon Zombie, Bruce Davison, Jeff David Phillips, Judy Geeson, and Meg Foster.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The Halloween Horrorthon continues truckin’ along and we have a delightfully demonic treat for this installment! This week, Bruce Campbell gets groovy with some Deadites as David and Justus talk about this classic slapstick splatter fest! Open up the Necronomicon and recite the incantations to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Evil Dead II (1987) is directed by Sam Raimi and stars Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks, Kassie DePaiva, and Ted Raimi
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The Horrorthon celebrations continue with the triumphant return of guest Tony Moschetti! This week, the trio discusses this cult classic straight from the wave of 80s kid power films. Hop on your bike and ride on down to the TGMEM clubhouse, it’s time to find out if Woflman has nards and if The Monster Squad is the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
The Monster Squad (1987) is directed by Fred Dekker and stars Andre Gower, Robby Kiger, Stephen Macht, Duncan Regehr, and Tom Noonan
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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TGMEM’s spooky season celebration returns with the bigger and better sequel, Halloween Horrorthon 2: Dead By Dawn! The festivities kick off with this genre-bending Halloween thriller, so come on in, stay for dinner, and grab a drink on this episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
The Guest (2014) is directed by Adam Wingard and stars Dan Stevens, Maika Monroe, Brendan Meyer, Sheila Kelley, and Leland Orser.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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David and Justus waggle their dicks and become closer as friends this week as they discuss this British comedy. Meanwhile, they still have a few more things to say about The Judge and David discusses his home defense strategy (hint: it also involves him waggling his dick). Crank up the Donna Summer and shake your stuff on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
The Full Monty (1997) is directed by Peter Cattaneo and stars Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Wim Snape, Steve Huison, and Tom Wilkinson.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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When David decided to pick The Judge for TGMEM’s next episode, he didn’t realize the insanity he was about to unleash upon himself and Justus. Join them as they explore the many plot lines, jarring tones, and bodily fluids of this legal drama. This week, Roberts Duvall and Downey Jr. unite for a show-stopping episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
The Judge (2014) is directed by David Dobkin and stars Robert Downey Jr., Robert Duvall, Vera Farmiga, Vincent D’Onofrio, and Jeremy Strong.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Pride AND PREJUDICE? It’s more likely than you think. On this installment of “TGMEM probably would have never covered this movie unless someone suggested it,” the Podmaster herself decides to subjugate the boys to this panties-soaking horny adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic. Flex your hand as you long for the touch of your partner’s hand, practice those dance moves, and get ready to trudge through the British moors to unite with your soulmate this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Now with 100% more discourse about pig testicles!
Pride & Prejudice (2005) is directed by Joe Wright and stars Keira Knightley, Matthew Macfadyen, Brenda Blethyn, Donald Sutherland, and Tom Hollander.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Well the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ as Justus closes out the first TGMEM-iversary with a controversial take: Shrek actually bad maybe? Join the boys as they revisit this animated family film with farting and dick jokes and see if this meme classic still holds up all this time later. Shrek may be love, Shrek may be life, but is Shrek the Greatest Movie Ever Made?
Shrek (2001) is directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, and stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow, and Vincent Cassel.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Justus continues the TGMEM-iversary festivities by selecting this classic hyperviolent Jesus metaphor directed by a Dutch pervert. Join the boys as they talk about the bullets, the squibs, and the 80s acting titans of the almighty RoboCop. Dead or alive, you’re going to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
RoboCop (1987) is directed by Paul Verhoeven and stars Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O’Herlihy, Ronny Cox, and Kurtwood Smith.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The first annual TGMEM-iversary continues with the Emoji Movie. Abandoned by God and condemned to a fate worse than death, David and Justus gaze into the abyss and confront the incomprehensible horrors of late stage capitalism. But the scariest horror of all waits for them: the possibility that the Emoji Movie might be the Greatest Movie Ever Made.
The Emoji Movie (2017) is directed by Tony Leondis and stars TJ Miller, James Corden, Anna Faris, Maya Rudolph, and Steven Wright.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The TGMEM boys celebrate 50 episodes and one year of the show the only way they know how: by talking about some shit that kicks ass. Join Gator Trap and Dicksmash as they break down the mind blowing action maximalism of this little known low budget action film. Crack open a cold one and celebrate the first TGMEMiversary on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Stone Cold (1991) is directed by Craig R. Baxley and stars Brian Bosworth, Lance Henriksen,William Forsythe, Arabella Holzbog, and Sam McMurray.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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So ya thought ya might like to go to the show? To feel that warm thrill of dipshittery, that movie podcast glow? Well I’ve got some good news for you, sunshine, David and Justus are your hosts and they’ve got the most, and they came along to discuss and debate. They’re gonna find out if The Wall’s the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Pink Floyd - The Wall (1982) is directed by Alan Parker and starts Bob Geldof, Christine Hargreaves, James Laurenson, Eleanor David, and Kevin McKeon.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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This week, David and Justus pack their bags for dinosaur island to hang out with the raptor that says “ALAN,” that kid who harvests T. rex pee, and the ninja Spinosaurus. Is this often derided sequel actually the second best Jurassic Park movie? What are David and Justus’ favorite dinosaurs? Can they come up with ideas for Jurassic Park sequels that are better than the actual movies? Is this stupid and dumb movie the Greatest Movie Ever Made?
Jurassic Park III (2001) is directed by Joe Johnston and stars Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Alessandro Nivola, and Trevor Morgan.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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TGMEM’s S̴̄̄ͅh̸̢̯͒á̸̩̌́k̴͔̳̄y̴͇̓̈̕ ̵̙͂̓C̸̛̻̱̯͋̀ą̵̡̟̀m̶͓͊́ ̷̛̬͆S̵͉̽̈u̷̥͘͜m̵̧̺̺͒m̶̢͛̕ḛ̸̕̕r̷͈̣̗͆̎ ̵̟̲͂̀̆C̸͚̼͗a̶̢̐̑͘m̷̤͉̖̄̋̅p̶̟̮̻͋ came to a dramatic end with its episode on The Blair Witch Project. The m̴̞̤̤̅̀͝a̸͇̮͐l̵̻͚̀̿e̴̬͚̊̐͘v̷̡̠̄̋͂ǒ̸̠̔l̶̹̔̈́e̷͖̜̞͌́n̴͓͘t̴̨̓̍ ̵̜̈́̅f̵̖̅͂ͅo̶̥̜̔͜ŕ̴̠͍̼̓̕c̶̛̰̠̟e̶̬̟̩̔ş̷͂͘͘ present in their podcast studio had long made their presence known to the hosts, and yet they foolishly forged on anyway, discussing this classic found footage horror film in detail. This week, p̴̛̙̲̫̬̆̈́͌͆̈́̚ą̶̛̫̣̫͇͇̲̈́̀̆̚r̸̢̘͉͕̲̬̞̽̓̂͗̾͝a̵̰̝̭̳̪̟̓̊̀̚͝n̸̦̗̯̆̊̄͗o̷̧̻̤̭͐͐͠r̴̛̬͓̪̟̠̣͗̐̃͋̿̎m̸̧͎͈̝̤̳̀̈́͜͝ȃ̴͉̑ͅl̷̘̗͑̓̅ investigator Charlie Anwar explores this final recording, but what will happen when he discovers the truth behind the fate of the Ģ̸̖͓̜̥͚̠̜̭̬̻͚̹̦̗̫͉̞̣̭̳͉̑̎̃̇͋̏͑̿̌̕r̷̨̢̧̡͉̘̭͔̯̦̬̣͎̮̻̯̰͙̝̹̞͇̠͉͚̥̓̅͋̇͜͜ę̷̡̧̢̺̝̥̬̮͍̠̩̱̦͎̭͓̘̙͈̯̯̮̗̥̼̖͍̳̼̪̙̹͋͐̃̀́̔̑͐̃̈̈́̋̈̿̒̎́̅̆̅̾̋̄̎̕͘͘̚͘͝͝ͅā̸̜̜̉̍͒͑̓̈́͒̎̿̇̇̿̚͠t̵̛̳͙̼̭̼̙̳͕͉͚̲͔̩̗̟͓͙͎͇̤̤͙̹͉̻̻͓̫͈̗̪͉͓͓͓̑́̈́̇̒̆̀̉̐͐̿̕͜͜ȩ̸̧͕̭̦̬̫̤̙̹̤̜͎͉̱̂̽̎͂̄̌̀̔̾̈́͆̈́̍̊̍́̽̎̓̆̄͘̚͝͝͝͝͠š̷̛̮̊͋͜t̵̝̬̗͈͖̖̥̪̝͇͇̪͎͋̂̽́͛̔̓̊̇ͅ ̶̠̟̩̻̥̯̲͉̘̙͎̀͊̾͐̉̐̐̎̾̆͋͛̎́̑̈́̿̚ͅM̷̳̣͇̹̳̟̻̪̤̋ớ̷̡̛̛̜͕͉̻̞̙͓̮̦̬̦̭͚͕̘̘̟̭͖̌͑̄̿̾͗͂̍́͑͂̓̆̀͐̀͆̀͘̕͜͝ṽ̸̨̨̮̫͇̩̪͍͎͍͇̪͖̬̘̥̙̫͚͉͍͈̱̓́̾͐̽͆̆̌͛̏̈́̉̆̊̑̇̈́̓̇̒̋̊͂̽̃̕̚͘͜͝ͅi̸̢̤̭̼̳̖͕̤͙̣͚̘̾̔̾̆́̃͊͛̈́̋̋̎̎͒͆͆̔̑͑̅̊̂̇̈̋͆̽̄̕͜e̴̛̖͙̟̪̗̫̱͙̮̅̓̓͌̎͌̉̅̉̉́͂̃̇̂̓̿̍̽̈͛̉̏̋̓́͘̚͠͝ ̵̡̨̢̢̭̠̬̣̟̤̥͕̱̤̦̝͍̹̼̱̜̦̭̺̮̼̝̻͖̼̻̻̻̭̿̅͛̂͋̃͋̄̽̔̀̊͊̚ͅͅͅE̸̡̧̧̛̥͔̺̰̖͈͙̺͍̬̣̹̺̭͔̪͎͍̲̠̙̩̟̯̟͙͈̳̮͈̦̙̫̍̎̈́̏̓́̇̎̈́̔̄̎̍͛̑̑̓̐̾̏̇̋̚͝͝͠͝ͅv̴͓̙̗̱̠̲̰̅͊̽̂̿͑͂̃͆̒̀̋̄̄͒͘̕e̴̼̊͘̕͝r̸̛̛̤͖͈̗̖̤̹̥̝̺̙̩̟̀̐́̀̂͆͐̈́̾̒́̂̑̕͠ ̷̧̯̤̦͖̞͖̝̭̥͍̣̮̗̣̰͕̼͕͙̖̝͆̓͌͊͘͜M̵̡̛̛̼̖̿̑͐̋̽͋̈́̃̋̈̈̈́͛̑̌̕͠͝͝a̴̧̛̲̜̱̰̗͕̓͆͌̉͐͋͛̑̕̚͜͜ḑ̶̡̨̨̲̗̠̫̤̠̲̣͈͓͍̪̘̝̱̥͍̓̈́͗͋̇̅͑̉̌͂̈́̃̑̍̽̈́̓̑̑͋͂̾̋͐͗̚̕͘͜͠͝͝͝͝e̶̡̡̡̛̳̥̫̤̘͈̪̝̲̤̺̤̤̪̪̺̺̬̖̪͕̳̯̥͌̀̀̋͂̏̀̈́̂̀̔͋͜͜?
The Blair Witch Project (1999) is directed by Eduardo Sanchez and Daniel Myrick and stars Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard and Michael C. Williams.
Special thanks to Dennis Verrett and Audrey Young.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Charlie Anwar’s search for David Scandura and Justus Burkitt has so far revealed nothing about the whereabouts of the idiotic podcast hosts. On this week’s installment of the duo’s final recordings, however, the supernatural forces that may be behind their disappearance begin to make their presence known in a dramatic fashion. David and Justus discuss a Romanian found footage psychological horror film, and the conversation they would have may just prove to be the biggest clue so far in the search for the Greatest Movie Ever Made podcast.
Be My Cat: A Film For Anne (2015) is directed by Adrian Tofei and stars Adrian Tofei, Sonia Teodoriu, Florentina Hariton and Alexandra Stroe.
Special thanks to Dennis Verrett and Valerie Moffat.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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What happened to David Scandura and Justus Burkitt? In Charlie Anwar’s search for answers, he has only found more questions. This week, he explores the second of four final recordings made by the podcast hosts: their episode on the Korean paranormal horror film Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Join him as the search for the Greatest Movie Ever Made podcast continues.
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018) is directed by Jung Bum-shik and stars Wa Ha-jun, Park Ji-hyun, Oh Ay-yeon, Moon Ye-won and Park Sung-hoon.
Special thanks to Dennis Verrett and Tony Moschetti.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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In July 2024, movie podcasters Justus Burkitt and David Scandura embarked on an episode series entitled “Shaky Cam Summer Camp.” These episodes would prove to be the final recordings of the duo. What happened to David and Justus, and does the truth behind their mysterious disappearance lie in their episode on found footage horror film As Above, So Below? Join your host, Charlie Anwar, for a four episode investigation into the final fate of The Greatest Movie Ever Made.
As Above, So Below (2014) is directed by John Erick Dowdle and stars Perdita Weeks, Ben Feldman, Edwin Hodge, Francois Civil and Marion Lambert.
Special thanks to Dennis Verrett.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The podcast welcomes Kelsey Hontz to discuss this cinematic adaptation of the off-Broadway musical about a plant that eats people! Join these mean green mothers from outer space and hear about all the musical numbers, special effects, and shockingly horny moments from Little Shop of Horrors this week on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) is directed by Frank Oz and stars Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene, Vincent Gardenia, Levi Stubbs and Steve Martin.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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This week, David, Justus, and the Muscles from Brussels head to Hong Kong to fight in an illegal underground fighting tournament that Actually Totally Happened Guys Trust Me! Join us for the pec-flexiest, screamiest, splits-to-nuts-punchiest episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Bloodsport (1988) is directed by Newt Arnold and stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres and Norman Burton.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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