Episodios
-
Tis the Yule and Jacob from Manchester very cannily suggests hippos as this weekâs topic. In Aesopâs fable, the hippo is humiliated by being left out of any accounts of the Nativity and, according to Hans Christian Andersen, rather than sharing its feelings with its closest friend, the Little Mermaid, retreats to the Nile and dedicates itself to be able to run faster than youâd think it could. Perhaps by honouring the hippo on this special day we can bring its troubled narrative to a happy close.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
Annie of Cork City reckons itâs high time the beans talked monuments and who could argue with that? Tune in for a lukewarm take on this zeitgeistiest of topics which incorporates everything from art to politics to nougat.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
¿Faltan episodios?
-
Most of us can only dream of the splendour of the internal spaces occupied by Londonâs elite. A lucky few might have a neighbour whoâs made it big on the pools, bought one of those glossy magazines with photos of a Londoner in their parlour and invited the whole street round to have a squiz. This week on the Three Bean Salad Podcast, the beans are knocking dreams and glossy magazines into cocked hat as their very own topflight Londoner gives the inside scoop on some of his earliest interior design choices. With thanks to Lynne from Highbury (also London of course) for picking interior design as this weekâs topic du week (as they say in London one imagines).
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
Steven of Utrecht gets the beans wagging them tongues about the Netherlands to kick the new season off. And why the bloody hell not? After all the beans have all visited that great nation in the past and therefore itâs safe to assume each has taken a deep, deep, deep dive into its history, culture and miscellaneous to the point where an informative yet entertaining conversation will surely be second nature. ÂĄFeliz cumpleaños!
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until December).
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad -
No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday October and we only do four episodes a month - take it up with our lawyer, Julian Calendar)
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
Put your seat back into the reclining position (but only if you have the express consent of the person behind you who has also ideally reclined their seat with the express consent of the person behind them ad infinitum etc), shove a lukewarm bean in each ear and enjoy a third bean as a mid-flight snack for only âŹ79.99 for Joe from York has suggested budget airlines as this weekâs topic. That may mean BYO sandwich, BYO magazine and BYO sick-bag but the lukewarm chat is complementary. Bean voyage.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes, a monthly bonus episode and more: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
Dan from Bremen chooses sharks for this weekâs topic as well he might. After all, just as the shark is a perfectly evolved apex predator, so is the bean a perfectly evolved apex legume. No one wants three sharks to team up: that would simply lead to a bloodbath. Three beans on the other hand means a lukewarm banter bath and everyoneâs invited (special rubber socks will be supplied for those with untreated athleteâs foot or verrucas).
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
True to form, Tutankhamun from the Nile Delta has selected the pyramids as this weekâs topic. Were these structures named after the shape or was it the other way around? Were they meant to be that shape in the first place or did they just run out of bricks? If theyâve REALLY been there for thousands of years how come they arenât totally covered in graffiti tags and pictures of willies and stuff? For answers to all these questions and more why not try Wikipedia or Reddit or something? For a lukewarm take - press play.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
Adverts: lifeblood of the nation, engine of the economy, coal of the mind. What could be more splendid then than a podcast episode which already contains adverts also being about adverts? Thank you to Andrew from Leeds for feeding this suggestion into the bean machine for a listening experience which flicks a cold, hard finger-swear at the skip-forwards-by-30-seconds button.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
Itâs drive time on Bean FM and this week the lukewarm hits are in the key of âpastaâ thanks to Matt of Bremen! Weâve got all the latest celebrity gossip, updates from Bonjaminâs traffic drone, weather from The Onion Child, something about sport presumably and unlimited adverts!! Call 0800-RIGATONI now with your crazy pasta story and you could win a sieve moulded from the face of Chris Tarrant!!!With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
The beans doff their caps (FUNGUS PUN!) to Adam of Bremington Spa for providing this weeks topic: mushrooms. What (or who???) are mushrooms? And why? And how come none of the other podcasts are getting to grips with them? Fear? Lobbyists? No matter. Just sit back, chuck some beans together with some mushrooms in a pot, set the hob to lukewarm and letâs see what bubbles up.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
Looking for a clear explanation of the syncopated contrapuntal elaboration of static half-diminished harmony tritone substitution turnaround? Then look no further as Cameron of Milton Keynes has the beans talk about jazz this week and, unless some sort of technical catastrophe has taken place resulting in a comprehensive explanation and discussion of musicâs crown prince genre being replaced some quantity of bollocks, the beans have got you covered groove-style.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
STREAMING TICKETS FOR OUR LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL LIVE SHOWS:
Friday 13th Sept 2024, 7pm: https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/30561/30562
Saturday 14th Sept 2024, 7pm: https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/30530/30531
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
Play this episode directly in front of a mirror and no reflection of it shall ye see because this episode, the first of season fourteen, is all about vampires thanks to Stan of Manchester. Little is known of the elusive Stan of Manchester other than he always travels with 50 boxes of Transylvanian soil. Make of that what you will.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until September).
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad -
No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday July and we will only do four Wednesday episodes in a month on the basis of hard won workers' rights)
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
This week the beans are scraping away the topsoil of knowledge and softly brushing away the woodlice of friendship to reveal a hoard of lukewarm banter for your pleasure. This is all thanks to Pat from Ely who buried archaeology into the bean machine in the distant past naively assuming it would never be disturbed and would be allowed to rest in peace in perpetuity. Hard cheese, Pat!
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
"Why is that Wikipedia doesnât bother having any pages about aquatic craft these days?â, you might ask if youâd had your head stuck in a honey badgerâs front porch for the last 3 years. The answer, of course, is that people come to Three Bean Salad for comprehensive data batches on this subject as well as the very hottest of takes. Previous âsearchesâ by listeners have included submarines, the Titanic and cruise ships. This week Rowan completes the set by asking the beans to unravel the mysteries of the final category of water going vehicles: boats.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
Rebecca from (The?) Wirral selects haircuts as this weekâs topic for the beans. Presumably this was a cynical attempt to silence Henry for an episode - an attempt which, of course, failed. Rebecca has been referred to the Bean Standards Select Committee and is suspended without pay pending their findings.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod -
This week, Bonjamin Partridge centralises power, unilaterally suppresses any viable opposition and brings all bean media under executive control. âBig deal!â we hear you cry. âHeâs just tapping into the Zeitgeist!â. Perhaps youâre right. Perhaps such a man understands that the people need to hear a story about a hot air balloon ride even when they might not think they need to hear a story about a hot air balloon ride. Tune in again next week when Bonjamin turns his sights on the judiciary!
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes, a monthly bonus episode and more: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod - Mostrar más