Episodios
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The body swap escapades continue and conclude in a hostage situation at Honeycore!
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
Having come out to their friends as body-swapped, Spar and Vellum continue their quest for the Gamblers' dice. An old rivalry is unearthed, guns are drawn, and a declaration is made.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
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Agents Vellum & Felspar have to navigate life in the others' body in order to pass Gambler's trial. It's even more awkward than you think it is!
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
Content Warnings: Gambling; partial nudity; implied sexual content
The agents make it into Stoneloft, but what answers they find only come with more questions. Prayers are answered, parkour is performed, and a long-awaited meeting does not go as planned.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
To celebrate Three of Hearts's anniversary, Ila and Essay play The Lovers by Adam Vass and Alyx Schroeder, a tarot-based game of romantic scenes. In this quasi-canonical series of dates, Spar and Vellum reflect on their pasts and consider a possible future, together.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
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Agents Vellum and Felspar reach the city of Stoneloft at last, but getting inside is another matter entirely. From mysterious magic to stringent bureaucracy, the agents have a handful of new obstacles in their quest to rescue Jack Spade.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
Content warning: Loss of a loved one
Governor Thorne has a thaumaturgic situation that needs investigating. If only there was an organization that helped with those...Oh well! It's up to Darla, Edmuth, and Mags the Gun Witch to solve a theft which could have dire consequences for the people of Vassa Natura. Darla gets snacky; Edmuth oversells his skills (or does he?); Mags forgets what to remember.
Ila Alexei is Edmuth and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Darla and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is our GM
Special guest Hera Alexander is Mags the Gun Witch!
Mickey song Hera referenced
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Intro - Shrimp Po' Boy; Midtro - Corrupted Comrade: Citrus Knight; Outro - Shrimp Po' Boy. -
Content Warnings: Bodily fluid; toxic siblings; jokes about addiction
Agents Asce, Iris, and Cadewyn are (mostly) unemployed after SUITS has been shut down, but a secret message offers them a new mission, and puts the fate of Vassa Natura in their questionably capable hands. Asce passes on a gift; Cadewyn steps up; Iris blacks out.
Ila Alexei is Agent Asce Harland and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Iris Anson and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is our GM
Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf and the creator of Space Kings
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Intro - La Carrera Gourmet; Midtro - Castle and Fortress; Outro - On My Way Home. -
Alt Title: The Improper Library
Content Warnings: Nonconsensual magic; grief.
Years ago, Vellum was betrayed by someone he held dear for a long time. Today, he is transformed by someone he's only just begun to know.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Listen to Essay on RTFM!
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
Agents Vellum & Felspar negotiate with a dedicated pursuer. Then, they eat breakfast! Vellum reconnects with someone dear; Spar itches to leave; Magnolia raises the stakes.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
Content Warning: Minor sexual content.
The agents return to Vellum's hometown, Yue Liang, to find friendly faces and comfortable lodgings. Destiny makes a tentative friend; Spar bares it all; Vellum gets a taste of the embarrassment Spar's been suffering all along.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
The road to Stoneloft gets dangerous, and the agents seek shelter so they can rest before their arrival. Vellum does some tinkering stunts; Spar makes a sacrifice; Merephina gives a lesson on magic.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
The road trip to Stoneloft gets off to an inauspicious start filled with drama and danger! Vellum encounters an old foe; Spar tries desperately to encounter quality sleep.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
Spar awakes from a frightening dream with a reified sense of urgency. Vellum gives yet another safety speech; Spar panics; pieces fall into place.
Content warning: Minor sexual harassment; reference to mind control.
The Deck of Daddy Things!
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
In the wake of several shocking revelations, Agents Vellum and Felspar lean on each other for companionship and comfort.
Content Warnings: Discussion of blood and religious offerings. There is also a post-credits flashback involving sad things happening to children, with an additional warning before that scene.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
The SUITS agents and their friends race across Cindershore, pursued by Governor Thorne and her Brambleguard. Things get both fast and furious! Vellum's internal conflict gets internally conflicteder; Spar finally gets to the heart of matter close to his.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
The agents spend some time in the slammer...but not that much time. Spar gets real and morbid; Vellum gets real and reckless.
Content Notes - The opening flashback focuses on xenophobia and microaggressions. No violence is committed. Go to 20:10 to skip. Generally, this episode deals with: a prison setting, syringes and needles, extended discussion of grief and self-sacrifice.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
In the aftermath of the battle against Voracity, Agents Vellum & Felspar finally get what they came for: a chance to interrogate Diamond. Unfortunately, the imposing Governor Thorne also gets what she came for: a chance to interrogate Vellum & Spar.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
In this climatic episode, the fate of Cindershore rests in the hands of our heroes as they do battle with Chrysalis. Ipswitch plays ring toss; Spar has the most important conversation of his life; Vellum gives it everything he's got.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle
Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf
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Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - A Worm Welcome!; Outro - Ghost + Guest. -
After some final preparations and meaningful talks, the agents and Ipswitch are at the Atria, ready to take on Chrysalis. Ipswitch learns a thing or two about celebrities, Spar takes note of what he hears, and what he doesn't; Vellum chooses his allies carefully.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
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Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
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