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  • Well, itā€™s the 400th episode of YKS. Or pretty close to it, anyway.

    Check this one out on our YouTube channel. And hey, subscribe while youā€™re there why not?

    Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    Want more YKS? Get it at YKS Premium! Last month was a barn burner with guests and flicks galore ā€“ join us as we talk to Carl Tart, Paul F. Tompkins, and more of our crazy friends about some of the Terrific Toons that have graced the silver screen in Farrarch: Back to the Drawing Board. This month, weā€™re not doing shit! That was too much work.

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  • Whoā€™s getting canceled! I need to know this. Itā€™s important to know who that is happening to! Because I assume it is a lot of people. Presumably it is, right? Itā€™s only a few or several years later. And nothing has really changed since then. Plus thereā€™s a game about it, which usually indicates some level of relevance. Yep. All in all, Iā€™d say someone is getting canceled. God, I hope itā€™s no one I care about! The consequences, we assume, would be dire. 

    Well anyway on todayā€™s show thereā€™s that kind of stuff. And some Catholic stuff (donā€™t write in saying youā€™re Catholic I donā€™t want to hear none of that mess). And some surfing stuff (donā€™t write in saying youā€™re a surfer I donā€™t want to hear none of that mess). And of course, our old friend Stringy. Stringy, we love you! 

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    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    If youā€™re not subscribed to YKS Premium youā€™re missing out on at least half the fun ā€“ if not slightly more! Itā€™s March, so Farrarch continues over on the Patreon, and youā€™re not gonna want to miss our final 2 episodes. Carl Tart. Paul F Tompkins. Family Guy. Bobā€™s Burgers. This could be any primetime programming block on network TV but instead, itā€™s right here on the podcast of 2 old dinks. How do they do it? Well mostly by begging and bribing their wonderful friends. But also we have our secret lucky gems! Subscribe today and check out the fun. Itā€™s what our gems compel! 

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  • Itā€™s finally time to discover the future of bathrooms. What is it? What will it be? A toilet with a battery? That weird grilling situation from the old Home Improvement episodes? A sink with ā€œgood vibesā€?? Nope! Itā€™s got to be a bidet with a sticker of ā€œThe Dudeā€ from Big Lebowski on it. If thatā€™s what the future of bathrooms is, then get me that damn DeLorean! Iā€™m going back to the past!! Is that what happened in that movie? I honestly donā€™t remember. I hate Back to the Future. But this isnā€™t about that. Itā€™s about other stuff.

    Like an incomprehensible AI show, an inscrutable AI text messaging app, and a downright confusing conspiratorial book pitch from a guy I wouldnā€™t trust to find an Easter egg, much less a missing person. Easterā€™s coming up. Donā€™t forget to get your eggs. Oh God, I just realizedā€¦Easterā€™s gonna cost a fortune this year!! Uh yeah, this IS the worst timeline. And me without a DeLorean againā€¦donā€™t that beat all! (Did they do multiverses in those movies? I honestly donā€™t know)

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    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    YKS Premium - Weā€™re Toonpilled! Check out Farrarch III: Back to the Drawing Board, a month of movies that jumped out of the TV and onto the silver screen! Only at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks

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  • I hate when I flip my ice cube tray over andā€¦something bad happens to the ice? Or the tray? Or, God forbid, me?? I love myself. Even more than ice cubes! This is the kind of thinking that has been abandoned by our Elite Thinkers now of days, and why we end up with more ā€œappsā€ than ā€œapplicationsā€. Well Iā€™m just having a little fun about the destruction of our planet but I do think that itā€™s more fun when inventors are thinking about stuff that bothers them in the kitchen as opposed to which types of people deserve to continue living. What can I sayā€¦I love household gadgets! 

    On todayā€™s show we also have some advancements in the worlds of Plates, some innovation in the dumpster sector, and a strange comic book project that not even the crazy comic heads on this show can quite understand. But hey, I guess thatā€™s this crazy show! And I wouldnā€™t trade it for the entire world! Would you?

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    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    YKS Premium ā€“ where the hell ELSE are you gonna get Farrarch 3: Back to the Drawing Board, a celebration of animated adaptations? I donā€™t fucking know! A museum?! 

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  • ā€œI was once a professional Quake player and won a couple thousand dollars at the first paid esports tournament in the United States.ā€ ā† May be true from a certain perspective, if you ignore some key facts and add a generous dose of assuming good faith argumentation. However, ā€œThere are at least 6 Kickstarters featured in this weekā€™s episode of YKSā€ is a statement of fact unassailable by even the most ardent fact-checker. Go ahead, count them yourself! Weā€™ll be waiting. To wit:

    On todayā€™s show, we have something about Wi-Fi, a stupid golf one, and 4 others. Satisfied? Well me neither but itā€™s on the damn show so suck it up! Oh yeah and donā€™t forgetā€¦have a nice time! 

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    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    Somehow, Farrarch returned. Join us and some very special guests as we review some cartoons in: Farrarch 3: Back to the Drawing Board! Only on YKS Premium! 

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  • UHHH!! YUCK!!! UYUCKOO!! I axeofdentally touched the gas pump! BLEH! When I was pumpking gas into the car. My car got some gas on the outside of it! OOWOOGA! Now to touch the $20 bill, the door handle, the cash wrap, the rollerized hot dog, the plastic bag, a quarter, a newspaper, my sticky butt crack, and a copā€™s gun on the way home. THAT makes a lot of sense. A nod to health!

    On todayā€™s show we have all that and more. Plus a couple of other things like a nutting device, something with Jell-O, and a pathetic device that is pussifying the boomer generation. Sad to see! But funny to hear. And thatā€™s the way the show goes. Enjoy

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    Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

    Subscribe to YKS Premium today and find yourself smack dab in the middle of a very special month. Letā€™s just say the boys are very ā€œanimatedā€ about it. And you can listen to it in your ā€œcarā€ if you ā€œtoonā€ the radio up a bit. Will that ā€œmovieā€ you to subscribe? 

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  • Three Hundred and ninety-four episodes of this crazy show. They should give out awards for that kind of thing. In fact, they do, Iā€™ve decided. And oh yeah, we won one. The big award for having recorded 394 episodes (plus bonus eps). And we won the fuckin thing! We get to do whatever we want with it! I think it should go on our shelf with our other awards (Fark Prize for Excellence in Web Browsing, the big award for having recorded 393 episodes, 2nd place in mikeā€™s work chili cook off). What do YOU think we should do with all our accolades from our distinguished careers?

    On todayā€™s show there sure is some silly stuff. And the episode is very long as well. Join us for it, wonā€™t you? And our awards, as well?

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  • We are helping mental health! We like to help our mental health! ā†The Mental Health chant. Try it!

    On todayā€™s show we have a number of Kickstarters that can help our mental health. And not just because they make us laughā€¦although that sure donā€™t hurt! Unless you have broken ribs! Because you fell out of your uncleā€™s car! When he was trying to do ā€œUncleā€™s Trickā€! Producer Dan backed one of them, if that tells you anything about where weā€™re at with it. 

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    Letā€™s boogie downā€¦with bonus episodes and more! Over at YKS Premium! Oh yeah! Itā€™s your birthday! 

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  • When it comes to an episode of YKS, thereā€™s gonna be 3 hits. I hit the theme song button, DB hits a couple of home run dingers, and Dan hopefully hits the button that takes out all the times we said our social security numbers, where we live, and actionable threats against celebrities. So maybe like 2.5 hits at best. But still, thatā€™s more than Justin Bieber!

    On todayā€™s show we have a humpty-hoo and a diddly-doo and a rooty-toot-too! Just kidding. This is for all the true fans that read this far into the episode description. A treat from us to you. A real reveal about what kind of kickstarters are contained within this 2 hour laugh-stravaganza. Are you ready? Here goes! Itā€™s toilet cleaner and boner juice. See ya

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    YKS Premium ā€“ Think of it as basically the Netflix Premium+++ experience of YKS, but even cheaper! You still canā€™t share it with your friends, though. Please. Haha. I need to buy beef jerky. 

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  • I think it would be fun to be a little Italian guy who could hop around and stuff and he throws, um, baskets, I guess. And heā€™s fighting, um, a kind of bigā€¦Chimpā€¦Yeah. And oh yeahā€¦the best part? The chimp is named something you wouldnā€™t quite expect. Ha! I will also be making the game 400 years too late and Crappy as well. Thoughts?

    Well, I hope theyā€™re good. And I hope YOUā€™RE good. And I hope this episode is good as well. After all, why wouldnā€™t it be ā€“ itā€™s the Crazy Kickstarter formula we know and love ā€“ along with a couple of twists, of course ā€“ and the theme oā€™ the day is ā€œinteresting kickstarters plus some fun comments.ā€ If that donā€™t whet your whistle, then perhaps some of the YKS guysā€™ patented Observational Humor will cure what ails ya. And if not, well, thereā€™s always driving out to the woods to become a hermit!

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    YKS Premium - Itā€™s where ALLLL the stuff happens. Be it this, that, or even the other thing. Last week, we mourned the demise of TikTok about 90 days too soon. And coming up this Friday, our on-the-scene review of big time Vegas show Awakening! We are in bed the whole time and mostly talk about Golden Girls. But still pretty good. See ya there

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  • That awkward moment when you want to play some poker with the guys but the poker chips arenā€™t shitty little plastic penguin thingsā€¦Thanks GOD those days are over! With that and more projects from this crazy little episode of our wacky little show, I think the future is looking very, VERY bright. Bright, indeed! And Iā€™m not talking about the new movie that could potentially be someoneā€™s ā€œStar Warsā€! Iā€™m talkinā€™ something else, altogether, baby! Letā€™s see what else. Oh yeah thereā€™s a thing on here to wipe your dick. OK see ya

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  • Well here we are in 2025 and of course the number one problem everyone is having right now is that cereal gets too wet or warm or something like that. Yep itā€™s pretty much driving everyone mad and a lot of scientists have ā€œjumped out of windowsā€ about it, but it seems like this problem wonā€™t be fixed anytime soon. And that really stinks because if that problem got fixed there would be some good stuff happening after that. Alas!

    Weā€™ll just have to make do with a brand new way to make money on social media, a freakin wristband that gives you super powers in your smart home, and a computer that can flush your birdā€™s toilet for you. Perhaps some day we will solve our problem of cereal having to be eaten within like 5-10 minutes of pouring it into a bowlā€¦or all die trying.

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  • Hey whereā€™s that damn dog of mine? He better not beā€¦oh noā€¦oh NO!!! Well, anyway. Update on our various locations: the YKS boys are off to CES, and you all are here at home, listening to the show. Or youā€™re at your work, I guess. Whatever THAT is. Presumably some kind of sexy doctor like they have on TV. So we had better make this a good one to get you through that long slog of sexy surgery. Ah man! Donā€™t drop some hot sweat into that open cavity! 

    On todayā€™s program, we can finally share our dreams with you, and the dreams are, guess what. Bad. Plus we are getting down to brass tax with some good old fashioned common American sense, which is a scam of some kind, and a TV channel which is not a scam at all probably but man it sure is a bummer. Unfortunately we do end the episode on that one which is poor planning on my part, but in my defense, that is ok for me to do because I donā€™t like to feel bad about my actions. Anyway have fun at work doc. We will be trying out fancy new dildos in the desert. 

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  • Well itā€™s almost time to gather round Olā€™ Tannenbaum and sip some classic nog! But first, if youā€™ll indulge, let us celebrate a different kind of gift-giving: that of content creators to their adoring audiences! And what a merry gift it is. 

    On todayā€™s show, you know what, I just realized we could have done all Christmas-related projects for this one. Well, we didnā€™t. Thereā€™s probably not even that many Christmas-related Kickstarters, anyway. Granted, I didnā€™t look. You coulda looked if you wanted it so bad! Why is it my job every year to bring merriment! This is supposed to be for everyone. You know what, fuck it. Christmas is over. Iā€™ll be in the garage.

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  • Now this is interesting. It says hereā€¦it looks like it says right hereā€¦that itā€™s almost getting close to that famous time of year known as Christmastime! Ohhh!! Heavens to murgatroyd! Just what will we be doing in 9 days time! Well I know Iā€™ll be wiping the sleep from my eyes, bounding down the staircase, and getting MAD at my KIDS for not getting me any good TOYS! That is, unlessā€¦unless a Christmas miracle happens. But what would it be! Perhaps it would be, a simple episode of a show, from the mind of two Content Creators, who love their jobs and want to make the whole world smile. Or maybe itā€™s THIS CRAP!!!

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  • Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Permission to roll around at them for a second and get kicked really hard and fall apart while playing crysound.mp3 under a Jeep Grand Cherokee! ā† This could be but a glimpse into our amazing futureā€¦if the geniuses over at Kickstarter are to be believed, that is. And, well, theyā€™re geniuses. So I do believe them. I give them everything. They are my world. 

    On todayā€™s program we have an idea for something that will finally bring this country togetherā€¦and itā€™s on TV! Which, you know what, if anything was gonna do it, it would probably be TV. But nah. Plus, pills for old people (they love ā€˜em), and an exciting idea for what kind of stuff you can put inside your toilet bowl. 

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  • Wow! You know, this is a pretty darn good time to be thinking about some new products to consider purchasing and buying and stuff like that. I hope that some companies or those fine folks who are companies but just people ā€“ entrepreneurs ā€“ come up with some good new ideas for me to consume! Perhaps I should check the circulars (ads that cavemen looked forward to). Looks like we got socks that stay together, and. Actually you know what, thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s perfect. I donā€™t need anything else. Iā€™m happy now. Thank you God! Thank you my God! I am saved. 

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  • Friendships are tested and new alliances are formed when an unexpected riff threatens to derail the pod..

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  • Hi everybody! I have an idea for a crab trap that makes it really hard for crabs to go into the trap, very easy for them to get out, and also it takes up a lot of space on your boat. Basically, it sucks. Hmmmā€¦I think this will be the predominant tool of the industry for, oh, Iā€™ll say, forever. WRONG SHITHEAD! YOU DIDNā€™T INNOVATE AND NOW YOUā€™RE DEAD! DEAD LIKE A CRAB!

    Also on todayā€™s show weā€™ve got a nice little mascot for a restaurant of sorts, place to store those pesky eyeglasses, and a phone holder that you can break open to reveal the passphrases for a lottery puzzle. Actually itā€™s been canceled due to being illegal and stupid. But we didnā€™t know about this then. Because this episodeā€¦is from the recent past! Ah! Like our dreaded crab traps! Enjoy.

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  • I need to simplify my life. I think probably the best way to do that is to start gluing stuff in my house to each other. That way when I want my spoon, hey, my matches are right there. And my hand towels? Well they wonā€™t go missing again, glued such as they are to my desktop keyboard. Donā€™t ask me why I need them in the same spot. Itā€™s really only something you can understand when your life is as simple as mine.

    On todayā€™s show weā€™ve got, naturally, a way to glue your car keys to your phone, a thing that says it helps people but probably doesnā€™t (not this show), and a bed that constantly takes your dogā€™s blood pressure or something. And thatā€™s just the Kickstarters! Thereā€™s other stuff in here too, like your friends Mike, JF, and Dan. And oh yeah, the Kickstarters as well. Now where'd I put that danged Post Episode button? It was right here, next to the glue bottle!!

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