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Halloween is not just a time of the year, it's a state of mind. Put on your best ghoul face and come with us to the Spooky Ooky Deathbed and Breakfast for some Paranormal Pastries!
Get a preview of this Patreon exclusive series joining the High Priests for some High Strangeness over some High Tea. This time, it's all about Haunted Dolls.
Covering magick, rituals, voodoo and more, discover incidents of haunted dolls and how to reverse the curse set to a myriad of 2008 emo-core.
This episode would not be possible without Twisted Tugs Studios, a doll maker, a hell raiser and all round awesome dude.
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Show Notes:
Taggart King Meditation
CKP's Dolly Bop Playlist
Murderfist - The Dollmaker
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Much like Greg's bowel disease, we're back! After a long hiatus we've reopened our Deathbed and Breakfast and are serving up some Kill-ogg's with a NAWLINS twist.
Settle in with a fresh cup of Mourning Coffee as the two Brits who don't give a sh*t chow down so you can get the low down on the tale of the Axeman of New Orleans.
You're in for a deeper dive into the tale than most other peddlers of this jazzy story, so make sure you've got a strong grip on that axe or you might end up losing your head…
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Show Notes:
Apple Jacks Tasting Notes
Magnum Opus of the Inglorious Kind
Body Treats Essentials (feat. CKP)
Slouch Hat
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Puuttuva jakso?
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The time has come! Gather and kneel at the Cereal Chantry for the first ever Jackisode.
Welcome to Russia (said no truthful tourism board), the motherland where our grizzly tale takes place. Listen as Jack masterfully navigates the story of Alexander Pichushkin like a chess grandmaster while eating a big bowl of chessboard coloured Chex, in what is the most perfect pun and cereal/serial killer combination our resident psychopathic sugar fanatic sommelier, Greg, has dreamt up yet.
Follow us into the Russian sewers en route to our Deathbed and Breakfast's games room for a cheeky round of chess, before sitting at the Breakfast Table as we chow down so you can get the low down.
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Show Notes:
Chex Tasting Notes
Bitsa Park
Pichushkin's Chessboard
Khrushchyovkas
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If you go down in the woods today you're sure of a big surprise… because Greg and Jack have swapped the breakfast table for a campfire and a tent as they settle in to tell you about the man(?), the totally-not-a-myth, but definitely a legend, BIGFOOT!
With Greg's ancestry on display, listen as the two Brits who don't give a sh*t discuss the biology and origin of the Sasquatch before taking you on a journey to some of the different variants around the world.
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Be sure to check out our YouTube channel, Cereal Killers Podcast, now premiering a special treat to say thank you for 666 listens!
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Show Notes:
Honey Monster Wheat Puffs Tasting Notes
Sugar Puffs Crimp
The Mighty Boosh Crimps
The Mighty Boosh
Greg the Apeman
Bigfoot Types
Bigfoot Variants:
Mantis Man Mothman Dog Man Octo-squatch Batsquatch Sheepsquatch Pig Man -
Taking a rest from blood splatter and mad chatter, the coffin boffins shed their ceremonial robes in exchange for tinfoil hats.
Pulling at the loosest thread in an attempt to unravel whatever you deem to be "reality", the boys cover a smattering of the crunchiest conspiracy theories.
Remove all your fillings, pray to the lizard people and order some "cheese pizza".
Covering:
19:50 - Black Eyed Children & MK Ultra
36:35 - DMT & Simulation Theory
1:04:45 - Mattress-Gate
1:31:40 - Dylatov PassWith each of the resident High Priests taking up the mantle on their specialist subjects, make like Jack and Marla at the end of Fight Club, and watch the world burn.
This episode is brought to you by Busted Bones Tees and Body Treats Essentials.
We are also on Patreon - FINALLY - if you love what we do, join us today and become One with The Crunch.
We've also started a YouTube channel, Cereal Killers Podcast, now premiering a special treat to say thank you for 666 listens!
Follow us on the socials:
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Instagram: @cereal_killers_podcastYou can also contact us by emailing [email protected] or by filling out the contact form on cerealkillerspodcast.com.
Stay Crunchy!
Show Notes:
Crunchy Nut Tasting Notes
MKUltra
DMT: The Spirit Molecule - Rick Strassman
Dead Mountain - Donny Eichar
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Gather round kids, it's time to learn about Unky Joachim! That's right, the coffin boffins are back at the front desk of their Deathbed and Breakfast, serving you Mourning Coffee to get through this deep dive into Joachim Kroll!
Jack and Greg chow down on some Curiously Cinnamon delights whilst unboxing and unpacking this "special fellow".
Unearth the mirth as the boys put the laughter into slaughter on this Foreign Import edition of Cereal Killers Podcast.
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Big thanks again to Busted Bones Tees for sponsoring this episode.
Grab your bowl, get the milk and listen to the blood that's been spilt. Stay crunchy 🤘
Show Notes:
Curiously Cinnamon Tasting Notes
The Island of Alderney
I'll Be Gone In The Dark
A Different Cinnamon Graham Ad
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Sweet home Alabama, do we have a crunchy episode for you all today. The two Brits who don't give a sh*t combine blood splatter with mad chatter by putting the gory into allegory in the tale of Nannie Doss.
A big bowl of Oreo O's is served at The Breakfast Table to accompany Lady Bluebeard's poisonous was, but that's not all… we also have a special guest on this episode so make sure you don't miss it!
Be sure to check out Busted Bones Tees for all your tastefully distasteful threads.
Join us and follow the Crunch:
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Show Notes:
Oreo O's Tasting Notes
Aunty Donna
Hatpin as a Weapon
Mad TV Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Jack and Greg are back at the Breakfast Table, and ready to chow down to give you the low down on this crunchy true crime story.
Joe Metheny - 450lbs of cannibalistic, sadistic, scorned madman. Listen to the murder, mayhem, burgers & blood, enveloped in the haze of 1990s nostalgia.
Put on your favourite Nirvana t-shirt, pour a bowl of Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch and find out how the serial killer version of Guy Fieri became a Baltimore-based slasher flick icon in his own right.
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Stay crunchy!
Show Notes:
Numbers Station
Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch Tasting Notes
Horatio Magellan Crunch
Jack's Bald Head
Joe Metheny
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WARNING: This is a CKP Top Shelf Episode, listener discretion is advised. Narration of a violent and explicit nature are prevalent throughout this episode - so please be careful.
Jack and Greg are back at The Breakfast Table to conclude their series on The Toolbox Killers. All crimes are covered in gritty and disturbing detail, all whilst on a full stomach of Trix.
Listen if you dare....
Be sure to check out Jack's band Numbers Station to cleanse yourself after the episode.
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This week Jack and Greg sit down at the Breakfast Tale to discuss one of the most horrifying True Crime tales ever told over a sickly sweet bowl of Trix Cereal, the case of the Toolbox Killers.
Join us in this first of two episodes to find out what childhood experiences shaped Lawrence Bittaker and Roy Norris into the stuff of nightmares, the lineup of the ultimate criminal wrestling squad, and whether Greg has finally cracked while researching our first ever "Top Shelf" murderers.
Be sure to follow the boys on Instagram (@Cereal_Killers_Podcast) and find them on Facebook (WeAreCKP) and Twitter (@WeAreCKP).
Stay crunchy.
Show Notes:
Frank
Skull Bowls
Trix Tasting Notes
Jack meets Tommy Wiseau
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Welcome back to the Breakfast Table at Jack and Greg's Deathbed and Breakfast for the conclusion to their deep dive into Harold Shipman.
Dr Death, Mickey Mouse, Black Magick rituals and a heroic Undertaker and Taxi driver all feature in the finale to the saga of Dr Harold Shipman.
Be sure to follow the boys on Instagram (@Cereal_Killers_Podcast) and find them on Facebook (WeAreCKP).
Stay crunchy.
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Welcome to Cereal Killers Podcast! Join Jack and Greg at their Deathbed and Breakfast, as they serve up the freshest Mourning Coffee at The Breakfast Table - pairing true crime tales with different cereals like a pair of psychopathic sugar fanatic sommeliers.
In this first episode the two Brits who don't give a sh*t chow down so you can get the lowdown on Dr Death himself, Harold Shipman.
Join them on Instagram: @Cereal_Killers_Podcast
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Grab your bowl, get the milk and listen to the blood that's been spilt. Stay Crunchy.
