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Portugal’s World Cup campaign is already causing civil war in the Five Aside studio. Is Cristiano Ronaldo holding Portugal back, or are the players around him failing to serve him properly? The lads also break down England’s statement win, Messi’s masterclass for Argentina, Senegal’s struggles, Brazil’s concerns, and the surprise packages lighting up the tournament. Plus, early shouts for the breakout young star of the World Cup. Banter, hot takes, and plenty of football chaos.
Timestamps
00:00 – Intro & Portugal disappointment
01:00 – Why this World Cup has exceeded expectations
02:45 – Most impressive teams so far (Colombia, Ivory Coast, Japan, South Korea, Ecuador)
05:45 – Haiti, Scotland & surprise performances
07:35 – Most disappointing teams (Portugal, South Africa, Senegal)
10:15 – Senegal vs France breakdown
13:00 – Portugal’s tactical issues begin
16:00 – Is Ronaldo the problem or the solution?
21:30 – The great Ronaldo debate gets heated
27:00 – England’s impressive win & Harry Kane masterclass
31:00 – England’s standout performers & defensive concerns
34:00 – USA’s encouraging start under Pochettino
36:00 – Argentina, Messi & Lucas Zidane’s nightmare
43:00 – Looking ahead to Senegal vs Norway and Spain’s chances
45:30 – Brazil’s worrying start & tactical concerns
51:45 – Early picks for breakout young player of the tournament
53:00 – Final thoughts
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The Five Aside crew break down Cape Verde’s historic World Cup journey, debate whether Spain should be worried after a sluggish opener, and react to France’s statement win over Senegal. The guys also dive into Ousmane Dembélé’s role for France, Senegal’s transition from its golden generation, and why African teams are making a serious impact on the world stage. Plus, plenty of World Cup banter, predictions, and hot takes along the way.
Timestamps
00:00 – Intro and FIFA Fan Fest experiences
01:00 – Meeting Cape Verde fans and the beauty of World Cup culture
03:30 – Cape Verde vs Spain recap and predictions revisited
04:30 – Will Cape Verde change their approach against Uruguay and Saudi Arabia?
11:50 – Has Spain’s performance changed expectations?
14:00 – Spain’s reliance on Lamine Yamal and Nico Williams
15:20 – Ferran Torres frustrations and Spain’s attacking issues
18:00 – World Cup favourites: France, Spain, Argentina, England & Netherlands
22:40 – France vs Senegal reaction
24:00 – Mbappé’s elite goalscorer mentality
25:00 – Is Senegal’s golden generation nearing the end?
28:50 – France look like serious contenders
30:00 – The Dembélé debate: PSG star, France passenger?
35:40 – Senegal’s substitutions and tactical mistakes
39:00 – Norway, Iraq and early World Cup surprises
40:00 – Why South American teams have struggled so far
44:00 – African teams making a statement on the world stage
49:00 – Côte d’Ivoire’s potential dark-horse run
51:00 – The growth of African football and final thoughts
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Puuttuva jakso?
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The World Cup is finally underway and the Five Aside crew are here to break down all the opening-day drama. AK and Inii react to an underwhelming opening ceremony, South Africa’s nightmare start against Mexico, South Korea’s impressive display against Czechia, and a chaotic Canada vs Bosnia clash. Plus, they preview USA vs Paraguay and debate whether Mauricio Pochettino’s Americans can finally live up to the hype. Banter, bold predictions, and plenty of football chaos as the tournament gets rolling.
Timestamps
00:00 – Intro & World Cup excitement
00:43 – Opening ceremony reactions: did Mexico underdeliver?
01:56 – World Cup theme songs: Waka Waka vs the rest
03:08 – Mexico 2-0 South Africa review
04:00 – Why South Africa struggled so badly
06:52 – Mexico’s chances in the tournament
09:38 – Can South Africa recover from the opening defeat?
14:04 – South Korea vs Czechia review
16:36 – Lee Kang-in and South Korea’s midfield dominance
18:20 – Czechia’s strengths and set-piece threat
20:02 – Why Czechia may struggle to progress
23:13 – Canada vs Bosnia review
24:58 – Canada’s lack of quality despite the result
27:45 – Canada’s group-stage outlook
29:18 – USA vs Paraguay preview
30:18 – Can Pochettino deliver for the USA?
32:20 – Expectations for America’s “golden generation”
34:41 – Match predictions: USA vs Paraguay
35:54 – Looking ahead to Brazil vs Morocco
36:14 – Outro
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The Five A Side Podcast is BACK — and we're coming in hot with the World Cup already underway right here in Atlanta 🔥
We reunite the full crew — Dalu, AK, Temi, Haruna, and special guest Tobi — to break down everything World Cup 2026. From the vibe (or lack of it) in Atlanta, to who's actually winning this thing, to the African teams we're riding with all tournament long.
We get into France's squad depth, Spain's scary balance, Portugal's Ronaldo problem, and why England under Tuchel might actually be different this time. Plus — Nigeria didn't make it. We had to talk about it.
Then things get real when we debate the Thomas Partey handshake situation, the Somali referee denied a US visa, and what it means to host a World Cup in this political climate.
Oh, and we close it out with the most memorable World Cup moments of all time — '82 Brazil, '06 Zidane vs Brazil, Uruguay vs Ghana 2010 — the nostalgia hit DIFFERENT.
⚽ Topics Covered:
World Cup vibe in Atlanta — is the city ready?
Full tournament predictions: France, Spain, Brazil, Argentina
Portugal's midfield depth vs the Ronaldo problem
African teams built for the heat — Morocco, Senegal, Côte d'Ivoire
England squad selection debate: Palmer, Maguire, Bellingham, Henderson
Group of Death breakdown
MVP predictions for the tournament
Thomas Partey controversy
Most memorable World Cup moments ever
🎙️ Subscribe, like, and share with your people. Five Aside will be at the games in Atlanta all tournament — stay locked in.
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Timestamps
0:00 – Intro / Banter & Setup
1:45 – Welcome Back / Temi Returns to the Pod
3:00 – World Cup in Atlanta: Vibe Check & Is the City Ready?
7:00 – Atlanta World Cup Energy vs. European Host Cities
8:45 – Who's Winning the World Cup? Predictions Begin
9:00 – AK's Pick: France — Why They're the Most Balanced Squad
14:00 – Dalu's Pick: Spain — The Most Complete Team
17:30 – Haruna's Heart: Portugal & Bruno Fernandes Hype
20:30 – Portugal's Midfield Debate: Are They Actually the Best?
22:00 – Ronaldo Problem: Does He Hurt Portugal?
24:00 – Tobi Joins the Pod / His Pick: Spain, Dark Horse: Netherlands
26:00 – 48 Teams, 12 Groups — Nigeria Didn't Make It. How We Feeling?
28:30 – What Does Expanding to 48 Teams Mean for Quality?
29:30 – Will the Heat Be a Factor? African Teams Built Different
31:30 – African Teams to Watch: Morocco, Senegal, Côte d'Ivoire, Congo
33:30 – Japan as a Dark Horse? France Won't Make the Semis?
37:00 – Norway & Ødegaard: Underrated Group Stage Threat
38:30 – Group of Death: France, Norway, Senegal, Iraq
40:30 – England Under Tuchel: How Far Can They Go?
45:00 – MVP Predictions: Bruno / Yamal / Olise / Messi / Ødegaard
49:00 – Top Contenders Breakdown: Can Anyone Upset France, Spain, Brazil, Argentina?
51:00 – England Squad Selection Debate: Palmer, Maguire, Bellingham, Henderson
58:00 – Favorite World Cup Songs (Wavy Flag, Waka Waka)
1:08:00 – Most Memorable World Cup Games (2002, 2006, 2010, 2014)
1:15:00 – Brazil '82: The Best Team to Never Win
1:20:00 – Nigeria's Missed Opportunity: What It Means for the Golden Generation
1:25:00 – African Teams: South Africa, Cape Verde, Egypt, Congo Deep Dive
1:31:00 – Somali Referee Denied Visa / FIFA & Immigration at the World Cup
1:32:00 – Thomas Partey Handshake Controversy: Debate Gets Heated
1:44:00 – Outro / Five Aside in Atlanta for the World Cup
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What happens when a Nigerian mum discovers her son has two dangerous obsessions: animals and football? In this hilarious and heartwarming episode, Dalu sits down with his mum to unpack the origin story of his football addiction. From kissing cats and sleeping in dog houses to singing Okocha's name at sunset, the conversation takes a nostalgic turn through Nigerian football culture, Rangers vs Iwuanyanwu chaos, World Cup memories, Arsenal heartbreak, and the moment Neymar won Mum's heart forever. A funny family conversation packed with football banter, childhood stories, and unexpected Neymar fandom.
Timestamps
00:00 – Introducing Mum's first Five Aside appearance
00:45 – The childhood animal obsession that worried Mum
02:00 – The infamous cat-kissing incident
03:00 – Discovering football through Jay-Jay Okocha
05:00 – Why Mum thought football passion was dangerous
05:40 – Rangers vs Iwuanyanwu: the referee-slapping story
07:40 – Football becomes the "lesser evil"
08:20 – Growing up with football injuries and football conversations
09:15 – Mum learns football through Messi, Brazil and international stars
10:00 – The Brazil match that made Mum fall in love with Neymar
11:30 – Neymar mania: skill, dribbles and surviving tackles
12:40 – Praying for Neymar after his injuries
13:20 – Is anyone else in the family this football-obsessed?
14:20 – How Kanu, Arsenal and neighbours shaped Dalu's fandom
15:20 – Supporting Arsenal and 20+ years of suffering
16:00 – Mum's plea for Arsenal to stop ruining household happiness
16:25 – Future appearances and signing off
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Arsenal’s Champions League dream ends in the cruelest way possible: penalties. In this special Five Aside fan reaction episode, emotions are running wild as Gunners and PSG supporters debate controversial penalty decisions, Dembele vs Mbappé legacy talk, Arteta’s tactics, transfer targets, and whether Arsenal are one step away from becoming Europe’s next powerhouse. Raw, passionate, and completely unfiltered fan reactions straight from the final.
Timestamps
00:00 – PSG fans celebrate European glory
01:00 – Is this PSG team the start of a dynasty?
02:00 – Ligue 1 advantage debate & Dembele's performance
03:00 – Dembele vs Mbappé: Who is the bigger PSG legend?
04:00 – Arsenal fans react to the heartbreak
04:45 – Did PSG deserve the win? Tactical breakdown
06:00 – The penalty controversy explodes
07:00 – Arsenal’s squad, transfers & Premier League success
08:00 – Chelsea fans join the banter
08:45 – Were Arsenal actually the better team?
09:30 – Arsenal supporters process the defeat
10:30 – Reasons for optimism: Arsenal’s future in Europe
11:15 – Summer transfer targets discussed
12:00 – Kvaratskhelia to Arsenal? Fan recruitment pitch
12:45 – Eze debate: Hero or culprit?
14:00 – Arteta criticism and Gabriel’s penalty miss
15:00 – Should Gabriel have been taking penalties?
16:00 – Rival fans give Arsenal credit despite defeat
17:00 – VAR inconsistency and major refereeing decisions
18:00 – Deflated Arsenal fans look ahead to next season
19:00 – Full match breakdown and tactical reflections
20:00 – Kvaratskhelia penalty incident revisited
21:00 – Madueke penalty controversy debate
22:00 – Neutral perspective on the refereeing decisions
23:00 – Did the better team win? Final verdicts
24:00 – Why Arsenal fans should still believe
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The Five Aside crew goes ALL IN on the UCL Final debate as Arsenal fans, PSG supporters, and certified football terrorists clash over tactics, “world-class” players, underdog narratives, and whether Declan Rice can survive PSG’s midfield chaos.
From Saka debates to Arteta tactics, Hakimi injury concerns, Enrique’s revenge arc, and Arsenal fans claiming “the pressure is off” — this one gets HEATED.
Plus: the funniest joke of the episode — “Fly Emirates vs Emirates Fly Better” — might genuinely decide the final. 😭
Will PSG’s attack overpower Arsenal’s defense? Or are the Gunners finally ready to complete the dream? Chaos, banter, and football Twitter-level headloss throughout.
Timestamp
0:00 Intro & panel predictions
3:00 Arsenal defence vs PSG attack debate
7:00 PSG's system — how they attack
8:00 Flanks vs midfield — Bayern comparison
10:00 Route to the final
11:00 Underdog debate
13:00 Arsenal fan culture & social media
16:00 World-class players in Arsenal's squad?
17:00 Weak Premier League season debate
22:00 Arsenal going in with no pressure
24:00 PSG overconfidence — Club World Cup story
26:00 Luis Enrique respects Arteta
28:00 How will Arteta set up?
31:00 Timber vs Mosquera at right back
34:00 Martinelli vs Zubimendi
36:00 PSG midfield — just let them have it?
37:00 Joint combined XI begins
43:00 Midfield trio — Rice, Vitinha, Neves
47:00 Right wing — Saka vs Doué
51:00 Left wing — Dembélé as player of the tournament
54:00 Luis Enrique's team-first culture
57:00 Match predictions
1:01:00 Dembélé vs Mbappé — bigger PSG legend?
1:03:00 Rice vs Fabregas — bigger Arsenal legend?
1:08:00 Daniel defends Fabregas
1:11:00 How we became fans — origin stories
1:16:00 Final words & outro
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Arsenal fans in Atlanta absolutely lose the plot after finally ending the drought — and the scenes are pure chaos. From emotional lifelong supporters and rival fan banter to Bruno Fernandes debates, Tottenham survival stress, Klopp nostalgia, and Arteta praise, this one has everything football culture is about.
There’s singing. There’s screaming. There’s tears. There’s cooked takes. And somehow Spurs fans still caught strays.
Football heritage was alive and well tonight.
Timestamps
00:00 – Arsenal fans flood the celebrations
00:45 – Father & son Arsenal story goes emotional
01:45 – “I don’t know what to feel” after winning the league
02:40 – Arsenal fan club president speaks on the journey
04:10 – “We suffered for this” – emotional Arsenal speech
05:20 – Predictions for next season & Champions League hopes
06:00 – Reliving Arsenal heartbreak over the years
07:10 – Rival fans react to Arsenal’s title win
08:15 – Bruno Fernandes vs Declan Rice debate erupts
10:00 – Set-piece assists argument gets heated
11:20 – United fans back themselves for next season
12:00 – Crowd chaos & trophy celebrations continue
13:10 – Harry Kane banter and trophy jokes
14:00 – Arsenal fans already predicting next season
15:00 – “We want our trophy!” crowd takeover
16:10 – Years of banter finally paid back
17:00 – “God did” – Arsenal fans celebrate the payoff
18:00 – Chelsea fan reacts to Arsenal lifting the title
19:00 – Pep Guardiola, Man City & next season discussion
21:00 – Liverpool fans debate Arne Slot & Klopp legacy
23:00 – Klopp vs Pep tactical legacy discussion
25:00 – Nigerian football shoutouts & fan culture
26:00 – Lifelong Arsenal fan reflects on the pain years
27:00 – Champions League optimism goes through the roof
29:00 – Spurs fan enters the chaos
30:00 – Relegation survival stress explained
31:00 – “Slot Out” chants begin
33:00 – Tottenham ownership frustrations aired out
34:00 – Chelsea ownership & oil money banter
35:00 – More title celebration madness
36:00 – Arsenal’s defense praised as Europe’s best
37:00 – Final trophy scenes & crowd erupts
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Manchester United finally got their hands on a trophy this season… unfortunately it’s the all-time assist leaders list. 😭
Who really knows ball better? Temi puts Chidalu and Ak through a brutal Premier League assists challenge — naming players from the ALL-TIME EPL assist leaders list until somebody folds.
From safe picks like Giggs and KDB to outrageous misses, panic answers, and the shocking Özil debate, this one gets heated FAST. Plus, someone’s walking away with free Chick-fil-A… and someone’s walking away ashamed. 😂
Did they cook or embarrass themselves? Watch till the end and play along in the comments.
Timestamps
0:00 – Intro & rules explained
0:42 – The EPL assists challenge begins
1:15 – Giggs, Fabregas & Henry start strong
2:00 – Jesus FAILS immediately 😭
2:35 – Van Persie miss shocks everyone
2:55 – The Mesut Özil controversy
3:30 – Gareth Barry sneaks onto the list
4:00 – Drogba & Gerrard enter the chat
4:45 – James Milner top 10 revelation
5:10 – Dennis Bergkamp saves Arsenal fans
5:45 – Ashley Cole confusion causes chaos
6:25 – Roy Keane disasterclass
6:55 – David Silva & Scholes restore order
7:35 – Raheem Sterling surprise appearance
8:10 – Pressure starts hitting HARD
9:00 – Mo Salah almost forgotten 😭
9:45 – Bruno Fernandes sneaks into top 20
10:20 – Winner crowned + Chick-fil-A trophy
10:50 – Outro, donations & absolute nonsense
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Arsenal are Premier League champions — and the Five Aside boys are losing their minds. From emotional fan confessions to Declan Rice propaganda, Arteta debates, Pep Guardiola legacy talk, and Xabi Alonso confirmed at Chelsea, this episode is pure football chaos.
We also get into João Pedro's Brazil snub, Salah's Liverpool legacy, Mourinho to Real Madrid, and whether Arsenal are about to build a dynasty… or if this is just a one-hit wonder. Banter levels? Through the roof.
Timestamps
00:00 - Haircut bets, forgiveness & Arsenal finally deliver
02:15 - Arsenal crowned Premier League champions
05:00 - "Netflix FC" no more: emotional Arsenal reactions
06:50 - The moment Arsenal fans knew the title was real
10:25 - Biggest games of Arsenal's season
14:00 - Arteta debate: genius coach or attacking fraud?
16:20 - The Aston Villa & Man City performances that changed everything
20:00 - Arsenal's spine: Rice, Gabriel, Saliba & Saka
23:30 - Odegaard captaincy arguments get HEATED
30:00 - Declan Rice appreciation session
32:50 - Pep Guardiola potentially leaving Man City
34:10 - Is Arteta the new sheriff in town?
35:15 - Arsenal transfer needs for a title dynasty
38:50 - João Pedro left out of Brazil squad discussion
44:40 - Xabi Alonso confirmed as Chelsea manager reaction
48:30 - Can Chelsea finally trust a manager long-term?
55:00 - Salah, Griezmann & Lewandowski legacy debate
58:40 - Liverpool fans, Trent drama & football loyalty talk
01:00:30 - Who is Liverpool's next legend after Salah?
01:06:50 - Mourinho to Real Madrid — good idea or disaster?
01:13:00 - Will Arsenal defend the title? Final takes
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The FA Cup watch party descended into absolute chaos as City fans celebrated another trophy and Chelsea fans held a full-on therapy session. From “Reece PTO James” jokes to Petr Čech cosplay slander, this episode has everything: brutal banter, player-of-the-season debates, treble talk, and one very emotional Chelsea fan trying to survive another disappointing final. Plus: City fans arguing Bernardo vs Cherki, Arsenal catching random strays, and pub chants that definitely shouldn’t be sung around children. Pure football pub culture.
Timestamps
00:00 – “Reece PTO James” enters the chat
01:00 – City fans celebrate FA Cup glory
02:05 – “That match was a snoozefest”
02:45 – Semenyo praise & Doku debates
03:20 – Bernardo Silva Player of the Season shouts
04:00 – “When did you become a City fan?” interrogation
05:45 – Chelsea fan therapy session begins
06:30 – Joao Pedro, Delap & Reece James frustrations
07:50 – Chelsea’s season officially cooked
08:10 – Reece James & Enzo Fernandez analysis
09:15 – Javi Alonso to Chelsea rumors
10:05 – Chelsea transfer clearout wishlist
11:05 – Declan Rice league Player of the Season shout
12:00 – Why Enzo still has Chelsea DNA
13:00 – “Most finals are just boring”
14:00 – Chelsea board gets blamed for everything
15:00 – “This loss is on the board, not the fans”
16:00 – Petr Čech gimmick keeper slander
17:00 – Can City still win the league?
18:00 – Cherki hype reaches dangerous levels
19:10 – Proper pub chants & football culture
20:00 – Longtime City fan shares his origin story
21:00 – The season turnaround after Christmas
22:00 – Bernardo Silva Arsenal-hater appreciation
23:00 – Bruno Fernandes Player of the Season debate
24:00 – Comparing this City team to the treble winners
25:00 – Women’s Super League talk & Leicester catching strays
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The lads are BACK and absolutely flying. We break down Chelsea’s FA Cup hopes vs Pep’s machine, Barcelona clinching La Liga while Madrid descend into pure chaos, and the growing Rashford-to-Barca agenda. Plus: Mourinho to Madrid rumors, Arsenal UCL dreams, Spurs & West Ham in a relegation scrap nobody expected, and why Barça might still not be ready for Europe. Pure football banter from start to finish.
Timestamps
00:00 – Intro & today’s football chaos
01:20 – Chelsea vs Man City FA Cup final preview
05:20 – Pep overthinking & Chelsea’s chances
09:00 – Arsenal UCL hopes vs PSG debate
16:40 – Barcelona crowned La Liga champions
18:50 – Has Hansi Flick overachieved with this Barça squad?
22:00 – Is La Liga weak or are Barcelona elite?
29:20 – Rashford to Barcelona talks heat up
31:20 – Could Rashford end up at Arsenal?
35:00 – Arsenal title race & Champions League pressure
41:00 – VAR, grappling & set-piece controversies
43:50 – Arsenal injuries & Kvaratskhelia fears
46:10 – Arsenal vs PSG final confidence levels
46:50 – Crystal Palace vs Man City reactions
48:00 – Savinho, Grealish & City squad depth
56:50 – Florentino Perez press conference madness
01:00:00 – Mourinho to Madrid rumors discussed
01:07:00 – Why Mourinho could actually work at Madrid
01:13:30 – Spurs vs West Ham relegation embarrassment
01:18:30 – Future of Barça vs Mourinho’s Madrid in 3 years
01:24:00 – Why Barcelona still might struggle in Europe
01:26:00 – Mourinho’s legacy & Manchester United debate
01:30:30 – Outro
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The Five Aside boys enter the football knowledge trenches with the ultimate Premier League relegation game. From Ipswich and Sunderland to Nottingham Forest and QPR, it turns into pure chaos as heads start spinning, answers get repeated, and “I already said that!” becomes the phrase of the episode 😭
There’s pressure, shameless cheating allegations, vintage Premier League nostalgia, and one of the scrappiest title races you’ll ever witness. If you know your Barclays heritage, this one is for you.
Who actually knows ball? 👀
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Timestamps
0:00 – Intro to the Relegation Game
1:05 – Rules explained: 39 relegated Premier League clubs
2:00 – Fast start: Ipswich, Wigan, Middlesbrough & more
3:45 – Sunderland, Blackburn & West Ham enter the chat
4:30 – Chaos begins over repeated answers 😭
5:20 – Hull City, Crystal Palace & Wolves confusion
6:40 – Brentford guess gets instantly packed up
7:35 – Burnley controversy 👀
8:30 – Sheffield derby knowledge battle
9:10 – “Man City got relegated?!” shock moment
10:00 – Timer pressure starts frying brains
11:00 – Bournemouth clutch answer
12:00 – Everton debate sparks confusion
13:20 – Arsenal title-race analogy during the game 😂
14:45 – Aston Villa & QPR save the day
16:00 – Lincoln and York City desperation era
17:10 – Oldham Athletic deep-cut pull 🤯
18:30 – Final scramble for forgotten clubs
19:10 – Nottingham Forest & Norwich somehow forgotten
20:00 – Full answers revealed + outro banter
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The lads break down Arsenal’s chaotic late win over West Ham, the set-piece controversy, City’s ruthless chase, Chelsea and Liverpool’s mid-off at Anfield, United scraping past Sunderland, and a heated Bruno Fernandes vs Declan Rice PFA debate. Plus: Mother’s Day love and premium football banter.
Timestamps
00:00 – Arsenal fans survive the stress
02:00 – Fernandez miss, Raya save, late-game chaos
09:00 – Ben White injury and Arteta’s risky Rice experiment
12:00 – Zubimendi exposed by Premier League intensity
17:30 – Odegaard and Havertz change the game
19:15 – SofaScore spoilers and VAR pain
20:45 – Arsenal set-piece goal controversy
30:30 – Are Arsenal gaming corners or just smarter?
36:30 – Man City beat Brentford and keep chasing
38:00 – Doku, money, and City’s ridiculous squad depth
45:20 – Chelsea vs Liverpool: mid-table energy, big drama
51:45 – Slot criticism and Liverpool’s bad substitutions
56:30 – Chelsea pride, Mikel’s comments, and Colwill’s return
01:06:00 – Man United vs Sunderland reaction
01:12:00 – Carrick stabilising United?
01:18:00 – Bruno Fernandes vs Declan Rice PFA debate
01:33:30 – Mother’s Day shoutouts and closing chaos
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Arsenal fans are already planning the parade, Chelsea fans are fighting for survival, and Real Madrid are apparently one training session away from a WWE tag match.
This week on Five Aside, the boys preview a MASSIVE football weekend — from Arsenal vs West Ham and the Premier League title race drama, to Liverpool vs Chelsea aka El Plástico, plus a chaotic El Clasico breakdown featuring Mbappé drama, Barca vibes football, and Madrid dressing-room civil war allegations.
There’s also love for Michael Carrick’s turnaround at United, conference league slander, title-race paranoia, and enough football Twitter energy to fuel an entire timeline.
Comment your predictions below 👀
Timestamps
00:00 Intro
00:30 EPL Weekend Preview Begins
01:20 Arsenal vs West Ham & Title Race Confidence
03:00 Chelsea vs Liverpool “El Plástico” Preview
05:00 Michael Carrick’s United Revival
12:20 Forest, Villa & Top Four/Relegation Talk
13:50 Liverpool vs Chelsea Predictions
18:30 Arsenal Confidence Hits Dangerous Levels
23:20 Can Brentford Stop Man City?
26:00 Five Aside Watchalong Announcement
29:20 El Clasico Nostalgia & Madrid vs Barca Rivalry
32:20 Real Madrid Dressing Room Chaos
39:00 Barcelona Vibes vs Madrid Drama
41:40 El Clasico Predictions
44:45 Arsenal vs PSG Hype Levels
45:10 Outro
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Arsenal are heading back to the Champions League final for the first time in 20 years — and the Five Aside crew had plenty to say about it. From Saka’s starboy performance to Arteta outclassing Simeone, the boys break down Arsenal’s mature win over Atletico and what it means for long-suffering Gunners fans.
Then it’s over to PSG vs Bayern, where Luis Enrique’s machine-like PSG side delivered another cold, clinical performance. The panel debates whether PSG are officially the best team in the world right now, why Bayern got tactically cooked, and whether Arsenal actually stand a chance in the final.
Expect banter, tactical breakdowns, football heritage, and some outrageous final predictions.
Timestamps
00:00 – Intro & Arsenal fans finally lose their minds
01:30 – Arsenal reach their first UCL final since 2006
03:30 – The pain of being an Arsenal fan for 20 years
06:10 – Arsenal vs Atletico tactical breakdown
08:50 – Why Atletico never really threatened Arsenal
09:30 – Saka’s impact and injury concerns
12:20 – Arteta outsmarts Simeone
15:20 – Gabriel earns world-class shouts
16:50 – Atletico disappointment & Arsenal celebrations
20:00 – Saka, Gyökeres & Arsenal’s final hopes
22:30 – Which final opponent did Arsenal actually want?
26:30 – PSG vs Bayern second leg reaction
28:00 – Why Luis Enrique’s PSG are terrifying
30:40 – Kvaratskhelia & PSG’s attacking quality
32:30 – Are PSG the best team in the world right now?
37:00 – Bayern’s defensive mistakes exposed
41:40 – Kane scores too late for Bayern
43:20 – Arsenal vs PSG final predictions
50:30 – Comparing this PSG side to prime Barça
53:30 – Final score predictions
55:40 – Outro
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Dalu and AK Haruna break down a chaotic weekend of football. Chelsea’s collapse gets a full post-mortem—boardroom chaos, poor recruitment, and players not stepping up. Then it’s over to the title race, where Doku goes full demon mode but Everton still snatch a huge result, putting Arsenal firmly in control.
The boys also debate whether this Arsenal side finally has the mentality to deliver, before diving into Champions League predictions—can Arsenal handle Atletico’s dark arts, and will Bayern or PSG come out on top?
Banter, pain, and bold predictions—this one hits everything.
Timestamps
00:00 – Intro — a good Monday for some, not all
02:30 – AK’s Chelsea eulogy — Maresca, the board & the downfall
07:00 – Palmer under the microscope
10:00 – The ex-City player curse — Grealish, Zinchenko, Palmer
13:00 – The players have to own this too
16:00 – Youth & inexperience — Chelsea’s core problem
20:00 – The Boehly “pure profit” model explained
28:00 – Final take on Chelsea’s season
33:00 – Arsenal’s title charge — is it finally happening?
38:00 – City vs Everton — Doku chaos & the turning point
44:00 – Everton flowers — Gana & Barry step up
52:00 – Foden watch — from PFA to problems
01:02:00 – Arsenal vs Atletico — predictions
01:10:00 – Bayern vs PSG — tactical breakdown
01:18:00 – Outro — reactions coming midweek
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Temi, Chidalu, AK and guest Haruna break down a massive weekend — Mainoo signs his contract and immediately puts in a shift, United dismantle a depleted Liverpool, the Carrick debate heats up, and Arsenal fans are daring to dream again with Saka back to his terrifying best.
Timestamps
00:00 – Intro & good vibes
01:30 – Kobbie Mainoo signs his contract
06:00 – Should Mainoo make England’s squad?
09:30 – Man United vs Liverpool — match ratings
14:00 – The Amad problem & self-inflicted goals
19:00 – Why Liverpool are in trouble
22:00 – Bundesliga players in the Premier League — do they work?
28:00 – Premier League vs Europe — who’s actually better?
33:00 – Chelsea’s top four chances — math vs reality
38:00 – Should Carrick get a permanent contract?
45:00 – 4-3-3 vs Carrick’s own system — what should he do?
52:00 – Building team chemistry — the Fergie way
1:05:00 – Arsenal vs Fulham — Saka is back
1:17:00 – Can Arsenal win the title?
1:37:00 – Moment of the weekend & outro
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The boys are back previewing a massive Premier League weekend—and it’s pure chaos. Arsenal fans are battling title-pressure nerves, United fans are dreaming (again), and Chelsea are… finally showing signs of life? From bold scoreline predictions to heated debates on “Premier League legends,” this episode is packed with banter, hot takes, and just enough delusion to keep things spicy. Plus: Can Everton actually do Arsenal a favor? Don’t hold your breath…
Timestamps
00:00 – Intro & weekend preview setup
00:45 – Arsenal vs Fulham: “Pressure is privilege”… or panic?
03:30 – Are Arsenal players on the brink of legendary status?
06:00 – Score predictions: Arsenal vs Fulham
07:30 – Aston Villa vs Tottenham: Injuries, relegation fears & no firepower
10:00 – Spurs struggles & why Villa should cruise
13:30 – Final predictions: Villa vs Spurs
14:00 – Man United vs Liverpool: Delusion vs inconsistency
16:00 – Bruno, Mainoo & Casemiro appreciation
18:30 – Liverpool doubts + Salah absence impact
20:00 – Predictions: United vs Liverpool
23:00 – Chelsea vs Nottingham Forest: Chaos vs clarity
26:00 – Chelsea dressing room vibes & tactical hopes
30:00 – All-time Garnacho rant 😂
34:00 – Final predictions: Chelsea vs Forest
37:00 – Man City vs Everton: Arsenal fans PRAYING
39:00 – Can Everton actually stop City?
42:00 – Final predictions & title race implications
44:00 – Outro: Like, subscribe & join the banter
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This episode is pure football whiplash. The boys break down the absolute madness between Bayern Munich and Paris Saint-Germain—a 5-4 thriller that had everything: chaos, brilliance, and zero defending (or was it?). Then it’s a hard pivot to the tactical trenches as Arsenal vs Atlético Madrid delivers a cagey, high-IQ battle.
From Enrique vs Pep debates to penalty controversies, second-leg predictions, and Arsenal catching stray bullets (again), this one’s banter-heavy but insight-loaded. Chaos vs control. Vibes vs structure. Pick your fighter.
Timestamps
00:00 – Cold open chaos & intro
01:00 – Bayern vs PSG: “Best game ever?” debate
03:00 – Are defenders actually to blame?
05:30 – Individual brilliance: Diaz, Olise, Kane, Kvaratskhelia hype
08:00 – Goalkeeper slander & retirement talks
10:00 – Second leg predictions: more chaos or calm?
12:00 – Enrique philosophy vs Pep legacy debate
16:00 – Is football becoming boring… or evolving?
20:00 – Tactical breakdown: Arsenal vs Atlético
24:00 – First half control vs second half chaos
28:00 – Key players: Griezmann masterclass & midfield battles
32:00 – Penalty controversies (VAR doing cardio again)
40:00 – Arsenal pressure & mentality concerns
45:00 – Second leg predictions: who goes through?
50:00 – Can Arsenal win it all? Reality check
55:00 – Closing banter & outro
- Näytä enemmän
