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Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
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Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
0:00 Full Grown Human Beings on Bunk Beds, Hot and Bothered on the Bus
5:28 SKIMS, Hawk Tuah Going to Jail, Growth Spurts
8:27 Night Terrors
18:07 Girlfriend for the Day, Julia Roberts, Artistic Girls
22:25 Not Enough Space and Privacy For a Good Sesh
26:53 Dreams, Suction Cup Toys, Being Somebody’s First
32:48 Obvious Marketing Concepts, Rebrands
39:35 Shriveling up on Stage, Jack’s First Time On Stage
46:02 Football
53:47 Michael Jackson
1:00:16 Sock Talk - Are You Going to Watch the Birth of Your Future Kids?
1:06:42 Secret Sock Talk - Pooping in Pants During SAT to Make a Point to the Teacher
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Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
0:00 Tickets to Our Livestream Jan 23 Now Available!
2:15 Louis’ Lunch Cheeseburger Review
16:55 Favorite Burgers
19:48 Pickles, Food Trucks, Ice Cream Truck Kidnappers
24:38 Highly Insecure, Neel Ghosh Is in on the Burger Bit
33:22 Trevor’s Risky Session on the Bus, Chipotle Orders, Sweet Green
43:46 Tomatoes Are Fruits, The Moon Isn’t a Star
48:54 Rollerskating Rizz, Meeting People IRL
54:43 We Love the Tour Bus
58:26 Sock Talk - My Girl Did It With Barry Keoghan
1:02:25 Secret Sock Talk - My Daughter Calls Her Unicorn Stuffed Animal a Dirty Name
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0:00 On the Tour Bus, The Silent Reddit, Listening Through the Walls
13:28 Suitcase Clothes, Michael’s Post Clean Up Job, The Camaro of Bedsheets
17:53 Buying Domains, Trevor’s Twitter
22:48 Coffin Cranking, 127 Hours, Sleeping on the Bus
28:50 Christmas Time in a Coffee Shop
35:23 Falling Asleep With AirPods, Bus Danger, Bryan Johnson Podcast
47:03 Burlington, Vermont
52:45 The Curse of a Big Hog, Gen Alpha, Triplets
1:01:19 Portland, Maine
1:03:42 Sock Talk - The Show in New Hampshire
1:04:50 Sock Talk - Husband Releases in the Closet
1:07:56 Baskin Throbbins, Ben & Jerry’s
1:11:25 Secret Sock - Trevor Wallace Brought Me Here
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Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
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0:00 That Hour of the Day, Fall Weather, Portland Maine
4:22 Freezing Temperatures, Air Frying Glizzies
8:10 Trevor’s Parents 37 Years Married, 2025 Corvettes, Going 190mph
17:03 Nipple Cream For Lips?
22:35 Bombing on Purpose, TikTok Sock Hack
27:46 Sessions on the Tour Bus
32:19 Speakeasies, Pirates Of the Caribbean Ride, Young Matt LeBlanc
39:08 Every Christmas Movie, Michael Buble
48:10 Addison Rae Diet Pepsi Song, Sabrina Carpenter Reposted Trevor
55:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Best Place and Worst Place to Hit On a Girl
1:00:19 Sock Talk - Cookbook With a Very Special Ingredient
1:06:12 Justin Bieber Closing Door on Hailey Bieber
1:17:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Can’t Sleep Without My Childhood Teddy Bear
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Turkey Giblets and Gizzards
5:32 Top Baby Names of 2024
17:05 The Wild West, Thanksgiving Plans, Deviled Eggs
27:54 Trevor Bought a Home Gym, Living With a Significant Other, Dining Rooms
44:38 Tipping Up Front
50:53 Spirit Airlines Went Bankrupt?
56:40 Wicked Dot Com, ASMR in Bed, Thanksgiving and Politics
1:05:00 What We’re Thankful For, You’re Thanksgiving Dinner ASMR
1:14:33 Ask Sara Saffari - What Are Some Things You Wish Guys Knew?
1:18:16 Sock Talk - New Way to Measure Yourself
1:21:56 Weird Family, Christmas Cards, Cheating Spouses
1:28:29 Secret Sock Talk - Humans on Treadmills Instead of Mannequins
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Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
Burbank, CA: Nov 22
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth
14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At,
22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map
33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains
50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver,
53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida
1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State
1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating?
1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different?
1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight
1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins
1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a Flight
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Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
Burbank, CA: Nov 22
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
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0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor
4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time
12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips
18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops
24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height
30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism
43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains
51:31 Dating and Relationships
1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business
1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle
1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym?
1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend
1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 Years
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
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0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks
8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak
22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz
34:06 Trevor’s Exam
40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day
57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues
1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster
1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me?
1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election,
1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor
1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups
1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up?
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Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
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0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes
5:32 Michael Costume Reveal
14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails
22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2
29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes
35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024
42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed
52:09 Tesla Robots & AI
59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube
1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot?
1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat
1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy
1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare
1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car
1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
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0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner
1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date
3:15 Cats vs Dogs
6:19 More Accessible Gooning
8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate
14:12 Best Position in Bed?
18:42 First Interaction With Aliens
25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens?
28:19 Correct Way to Wipe
35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For
38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About?
40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner
45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed?
49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend?
51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor
59:47 Head vs HJs
1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore
1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69
1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment
1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World
1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks
1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together
1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better?
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats
5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible
14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World
19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip
23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps
28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall
38:08 The Golden Bachelorette
47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster
57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog
1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest?
1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink
1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip,
1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship?
1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th
2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette
9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food
15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America
23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets
29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare
35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad)
47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco
58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show
1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank
1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics
1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress
1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d?
1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good?
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0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond
11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates
18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas
28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024
33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent
41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries
53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time
1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out?
1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x?
1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs
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Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
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0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake?
4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi
11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich,
22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged
29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination
45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni
53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF
1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver
1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys
1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies?
1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video
1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed
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Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
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Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
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Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
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0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows
2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage
17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt
25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam
40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous
45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants
53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials
1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend
1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women
1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding
1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes
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Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12
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0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement!
2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys
11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt
14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray
20:57 DVD vs Streaming
24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience
36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands
43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups
1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power
1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts
1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood
1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems
1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom
1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines
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London, UK: Sept 20
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Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19
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2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
35:54 Programmed by the System
46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
56:06 Living in the Moment
1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists
1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet
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Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
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London, UK: Sept 20
Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29
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Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
0:00 Barefoot Cowboys
3:53 Last Time We Cried
10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies
15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream
20:47 Michael’s Roleplay
26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady
36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup
41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion
47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning
57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer
1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch
1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time
1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try
1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun
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Gary, IN: Aug 23
Richmond, VA: Aug 24
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
Dublin, IE: September 19
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0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies
7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories
22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies
31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking
45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums
1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock)
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Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
Dublin, IE: September 19
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0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck
13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name
17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines
29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show
39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism
55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars?
1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum
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