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* We think we *might* have talked about politics in this episode?
* Happy anniversary Christian Cooper!
* Talking to the dude who made those drug PSAs
* The Glug (1981)
* 2020: The year that broke America
* Burning down the house (almost)
* The tax protestor in our midst
* Johnny Rotten, Johnny Ramone, the Plastic People, and the politics of punl
* Nick of Schumpeterian GatsbyâŠ
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* The ritual humiliation white genocide slide show!
* Thatâs not really true. But it doesnât really matter, does it?
* Trolling with refugees
* That Mandela picture MM mentionedâŠ
* Uncle Paul
* âWell do you DENOUNCE that language? Huh? Huh? Did you even say thank you??â
* The big, not-so-beautiful bill
* The trillion dollar dome
* Gaza and the â14,000â
* Our Original Sin and Korean Robert
* When did he lose it?
* That Christie clip is actually six years old. But here it is.
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* Jack London and hobo Oakland
* The lovely government of Qatar
* Trump in Saudi
* A carnival of corruption
* Chasing heroesâŠ
* The end of the âintroventionalistsâ
* But do they *fear* him?
* The new Chomskyites
* Declining freedomâŠ
* Trumpâs fat, rich friend who wants price controls
* The triumph of gesture politics
* Black Leo
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You demanded, we complied. Last month in this space, I interviewed science/technology/Covid journalist David Zweig about his great new book, An Abundance of Caution: American Schools, the Virus, and a Story of Bad Decisions. It was a bracing conversation, filled with damning media/elite criticism, blue-state horrors, and F-bombs galore.
Then a funny thing happened: Dozens of you wonderful paying subscribers said Mr. Welch, tear down this paywall, so we can share this with our normie friends! And so I have.
A good time to mash the subscribe button!
Now itâs your turn, o demanding listeners (and even non-demanding freeloaders) â letâs hook some new normies into your favorite podcast, and maybe persuade some of you fence-sitters about the primo content youâve been missing out on. As Pope Bob from Chicago has taught us, the more people subscribe, the more special treats for everybody. Amen.
Without further ado, the original text for the episode.
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On May 11, 2020, as I was navigating personal collapse (âitâs been a really shitty two months,â I said on an interesting-to-listen-to-now Special Dispatch #20), my two daughters were wrestling unhappily with Zoom school, and all three of us lads were in the process of buying Covid cars, I came across a Wired article that landed like a Cher-style open-handed slap across the face: âThe Case for Reopening Schools: Lots of other countries have decided that it's time to take this step. Why is the US holding back?â
The piece, by David Zweig, was very contrary to the U.S. news coverage at the time, chock full oâ studies and data points and hyperlinks, and opened like this:
Schools are reopening in countries around the world in response to a substantial body of evidence that children are largely unaffected by Covid-19 and minimally contagious when they get infected. Experts and policymakers abroad also acknowledge that school closures perpetuate a long list of known harms to children.
Yet, oddly, the US is following a divergent path.
Along with other real-world evidence trickling in from around the globe, Zweigâs essay (plus a June 24 follow-up), was part of my four-month journey from close-the-schools alarmist to open-the-schools monster, the latter condition from which I would spend more of my journalistic energy over the ensuing few years than I care to remember.
Zweig, also a New York City parent of two schoolkids at the outbreak of Covid, is determined never to forget. His book An Abundance of Caution: American Schools, the Virus, and a Story of Bad Decisions, is more than mere rage-calorie score-settling, however. At heart, he tells me in this occasionally fiery conversation, itâs about how we make decisions under crisis, and how our country operates under duress.
What he both discovers and explicates, in fascinating detours through Evidence-Based Medicine and the philosophy of science, is that two institutions in particular let us down: Public health elites, and the media. âThis is an extraordinarily compelling story about evidence being ignored and dismissed,â he says. âThey ignored empirical evidence that was right in front of their fucking face.â
Trust me, youâll want to get to the last 15 minutes here, where Zweig describes how this process transformed his politics. It was âthis revelatory moment,â he says: âOh my God, I was a complete arrogant asshole.â Few others are spared.
Some links:
* Excerpt in The Atlantic, âThe Disaster of School Closures Should Have Been Foreseenâ
* Excerpt in The Free Press, âHow Covid Lies Destroyed Kidsâ Livesâ
* Zweigâs Substack, Silent Lunch
* NPR, âWhat Parents Can Learn From Child Care Centers That Stayed Open During Lockdowns,â June 24, 2020
* The New York Times, âHow 132 Epidemiologists Are Deciding When to Send Their Children to School,â June 12, 2020
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* The Bill Bixby of East Egg
* Figure it out, people
* Solitude: City vs. Country (not a reference to the Jonathan Richman song, btw)
* AllemansrÀtten and who makes the most money in your postal code
* Jawohl CHEF!
* Banning internships will help the poor
* âWorse than Watergateâ and the Ballad of G. Gordon Liddy
* How does one start restoring a car
* The brilliance of our modâŠ
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UPDATE: The initial version of this episode was missing two audio clips, both of them featuring exceptionally stupid people saying exceptionally stupid things. To be honest, you were be better off not hearing either of them. But the episode has been corrected, the punishing stupidity included, and now youâre worse offâŠ
* Notes from a live event (going live later today)
* Fifdom represents
* Spotify exposes!
* RIP Swampy
* India, Pakistan, and the American retreat
* Ending power, hard and soft
* Marjorie Taylor Chomsky
* Israeli endgame
* Portnoyâs NYT complaint
* Piers Springer and the forbidden word
* Donât give money to meth head Nazis who yell at babies
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* Tickets for tomorrowâs Moynihan-moderated debate at the Village Underground can be purchased here! And subscribe to the Moynihan Report YouTube channel!
* Winnipeg land acknowledgements
* Prison competition
* Tariffs for erotic French movies
* Traitorous Hollywood not paying enough to make movies
* A listener wants to talk about Steph Curry
* Rare books
* Lying on the factâŠ
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Theyâre all back. And they recorded a very fun, very long oneâŠduring the dayâŠto minimize drunken regrets. So many topics are coveredâthe Koch brother, the last episode, bad interviewers, bad manners, the strange new media, the strange new Ukraine strategy, exit Walz, etcâthat we might as well dispense with the usual bullet points and just get right into itâŠEnjoy!
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Moynihan couldnât make it (we donât know where he is, but if you see a shirtless man yelling at a parking meter in lower Manhattan, please let us know). In his absence, Kmele and Welch cover a wide swath: alien oceans and scientific hype cycles, the collapse of local journalism, the rise of YouTube basketball nerds, and why Luka DonÄiÄ is the peopleâs MVP. They also wade into darker watersâfederal crackdowns on campus speech, student visa censorship, and the increasingly authoritarian posture of Trump 2.0.
Plus: reader mail, a reluctant defense of David Hogg, a rant about scams and AI voice fraud, and a minor audio glitch that might actually be evidence of extraterrestrial life.
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ErrrâŠ.This one gets pretty heated. But weâre all still friends! We think. And Moynihan is now sober and his blood sugar is back to normal, so thereâs that too. Either way, hats off to Batya for braving another episode with three people who disagree with her on pretty much everything. We talk Tariffs, Trump, lawfare, Ukraine, and everything in between.
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* The Hungarian dentist and the prostitute theory
* Your TV wife sees Hitler all the time, no?
* FacilitateâŠ
* Dinners with politicians
* A digression on Big Star (FYI: "Holocaustâ)
* Elder scams
* Apple Watches and proof of life
* Back to Rogan and Murray
* A trip to Libya for a copy of the Green Book
* #9 Fifth Dream
* Doing an impression of a smart person / Paul believes
* A theory âŠ
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On May 11, 2020, as I was navigating personal collapse (âitâs been a really shitty two months,â I said on an interesting-to-listen-to-now Special Dispatch #20), my two daughters were wrestling unhappily with Zoom school, and all three of us lads were in the process of buying Covid cars, I came across a Wired article that landed like a Cher-style open-haâŠ
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Moynihan is out with a âtooth thingâ (which sounds lame, but is allegedly a âpainful,â âvery seriousâ dental emergency that definitely doesn't involve a tall, attractive blonde woman). Fortunately, our pal Jesse Singal (Blocked and Reported, Singal-Minded) is along for the ride, and outlines the plans for his heroic crusade to save THE REPUBLIC by beefing with JD Vance on X. We dive into Trump 2.0âs extra-constitutional improvisations, fail to steer clear of trade policy, and search desperately for a silver lining in our late-capitalist, national-populist, increasingly surrealist Idiocracy. Also in the mix: a little Elon drama, libertarian coping strategies, various flavors of executive branch lawlessness, and a surprising outbreak of informed optimism about the future.
* Tooth decay, high-end prostitutes, and podcast logistics
* Jesse Singal enters the chat (possibly still midâTwitter beef)
* Deportation by executive vibe
* Due process is for losers
* When JD Met Jesse: A Very Sexy Love Story (by Selena Montgomery)
* The most important internet slap-fight in American history
* Hotel El Salvador: now accepting unwanted Americans
* Bannonâs âflood the zoneâ plan meets sheer incompetence
* Shouting at Bill Hemmer
* Campus protests, free speech, and DHS interns with tasers
* Jesse accidentally agrees with libertarians?
* And can Jesse say one nice thing about JD Vance? (And, âThank youâ!?)
* To the Moon, and Mars, and WHERE ELSE BEYOND
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Is this episode 500?? Well, not really. Likely a bit higher. There have been some numbering convention mixups over the years and weâve also recorded almost 300 paywalled episodes (yes, you should subscribe now, ya skinflints). But letâs just pretend itâs 500 and sayâŠhappy 500th episode, Fifth Column!
* Waymo through skid row
* The dumb right
* Dead cats bounce
* They took brown doublewides from us
* Nixon, but in the open
* Where are the Dems?
* Besides magic
* The DEI trade off?
* The sweet meteor of death episode
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* Val, Tombstone, Top Secret
* Top Gun takes it to 11
* One the best Hollywood memoirs
* RIP Capucine
* African-American Monday
* Johnny Depp, musician
* OK TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE COLLAPSING ECONOMY
* Spartacus moment? Once they start flippingâŠ
* âThey couldnât believe it. Ben Shapiro, of all peopleâŠâ
* A Norwegian. A DaneâŠand a guy who *isnât Finnish, Matt*
* On the best fight of âŠ
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* We bring back the great economist Scott Lincicome to separate MAGA myths from inconvenient facts on trade, trade imbalances, ChatGPT math, and getting âripped offâ by our (former?) allies.
* Note: watch Kmele and Moynihan (and Gerald Posner) on the latest episode of the Moynihan Report
* Eliâs new Liberation Day jam
* These tariffs are dumb
* Really, really dumb
* Ruinously dumb
* Laura Loomer is dumb
* Tom Sowell isnât dumb
* MAGAâs Iraq
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* Tomorrow on The Moynihan Report: Actor and former fat guy Ethan Suplee (American History X, Wolf of Wall Street, Mall Rats, Remember the Titans). You can watch live at 4pm ET here. Archived there too!
* Muslims and parking
* No turkeys in NYC
* Matt to the mothership
* Austin Fifdom
* Kmele and a Complete Unknown
* Our paranoid times
* No MAGA, no paranoia?
* When youâve loâŠ
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* The Legend of Gavin and Charlie
* Bob in Tulsa
* Moyn in Miami
* The bumbling Signal Boyz
* We hope our kids never lie like this
* Defund NPR
* Another 25% will save American industry
* Remember the minerals deal?
* The jury on whether we should execute the judiciary
* Car swastikas
* And much, much more!
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* Live tweeting history
* The importance of Jack
* The âclimate of hateâ
* Some of these goofballs are normal
* RIP Manny
* The fake ceasefire
* If only were werenât a democracyâŠ
* Back to Gaza
* Civil liberties, due process, and magicians
* And a bunch moreâŠ.
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* The golden age of Oaktownâs 357 ("I just put Juicy, Got Him Crazy into Chat GPT to determine what it's about and it is definitely a song about...."
* Yes, we briefly talk about forgotten about rappers and their dumb lyrics
* Pumps and the Bump
* Grok has this to say about our Hammer convo: âThe casual acceptance of MC Hammerâs Speedo situation is absurdly funny.â
- Näytä enemmän
