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This weekâs Noise Hole is comprised of two essential parts: The part thatâs all about the shift from the hair metal excess of the late 80s to the dreary melancholy of the early 90s, and the part thatâs all about late 90s, early 2000s wrestling. The good news is you get both parts for free, so you donât have to choose which part is right for you. Both parts are right.
âI Like Sexy Ladies / I Like Shiny Boysâ by Poison AssblasterDanny K. and Fart Master on 92.1 The Butt in 1987âI Like Titties (Everyone Likes Titties)â by Poison AssblasterâI Like Fat Ass (Everyone Likes Fat Ass)â by Atomic PissholeâI Like Car Insurance (Everyone Likes Titties)â by Atomic PissholeâI Like Chicken McNuggets (Everyone Likes Titties)â by Atomic PissholeDaniel K. and Joey Fart Master move to Seattle in 1992âSludge Butt (I Just Wanna Die)â by Terminal SuicideâI Just Want A Jersey Mikeâs Sub (I Also Want to Die) by Terminal SuicideWCW Wrestling takes over the world in the late 90sNWO tries to recruit young DaveâBlue Monday Nitroâ by New (World) OrderWCW Monday Nitro ThemeBritish Farm-Based Soap OperasAmerican Human-Cage and Witch-based Soap OperasâSmells Like DDP (A Legally Distinct Copywritten Work)â by Diamond Dallas PageStevarino thinks DDP can save rock and roll âDDP Is In Bloomâ by Diamond Dallas PageChris Jericho, Renaissance ManNext time on Jericho Ball Z!âJericho Ball Z (End Credits Theme)ââYellowhammerâ by Daveâs project Weâve Got Hostiles -
Dave and Joel are taking it back, WAY BACK to the very beginning of Daveâs songwriting career to explore the evolution of his very first song, âI Like Beans.â
âTime To Get Creative (I Hate You, Kevin)â with Kevin Tonberry and DaveProblematic band membersHow do you sing and play at the same time?âGimme Fuel, Gimme Full Service Car Careâ by James HetfieldâVinnyâs Themeâ by Motley CrueâHetfield In A Gas Stationâ by The SmithsâSanitary Bumâ by MetallicaLars Ulrich is sponsored by Race Trac hot dogsPokemon Bands featuring Smashmouth and Puddle Of Mudd Daveâs very first song âI Like Beansâ âI Like Beans (Yes I Do)â by Blink 182âI Like Beans (Down In Beans)â by Nine Inch NailsâI Like Beans (Bean-age Dirtbag)â by WheatusâI Like Beans (Synthetic Beans)â by SpineshankâI Like Beans (Around The Beans)â by Daft PunkâI Like Beans (Yes I Do) [Beepy Boopy REMIX]" by Thom YorkâI Like Beans (Yes Brand New)â by Brand NewâI Like Beans (Beans Without the E)â by Taking Back SundayâI Like Beans (Ohio Is For Beans)â by Hawthorne HeightsâI Like Beans (Mr. Beanside)â by The KillersâI Like Beans (A Pooey Bum)â by Pink FloydYoung Davey Gilmour tries to impress his grumpy dadâHey! (Itâs The Noise Bois)â by Pink Floyd -
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Dave and Joel are a bit aimless this week. Theyâre like ships without rudders; explorers with no map; chefs with no recipe, but that doesnât seem to stop them from from sailing the seas of rock, climbing the musical mountains and cooking up a delectable dish of dumb songs!
âI Got Them Prison Bluesâ by Steve âLil Shankyâ VaisteinâTook a Dook in Nuukâ by Leonard CohenâGary (You Fuckinâ Sloth-Brained Concubine)â by The Noise HoleVinny Paulâs Bottomless Strip ClubDo Bushâs lyrics hold up? Do Kurt Cobainâs?âTwo Kinds Of Tanksâ by Kurt CobainâNuggets In Bedâ by Dave McElCobainâPlaying Doomâ by Dave McElCobainâSpicy Mustardâ by Dave McElCobainBand reunions with replacement members? Yay or Nay?Daveâs boyfriend, Gus Johnson, only knows the current Blink-182Dave remembers Simple Plan, where as Joel does notDaveâs dad tries to bond over WeezerâWhy do they call him Dimebag Darrell?â Metal riffs in DoomLemmyâs Retro Rundown: Doom!âDoom Is Really Coolâ by MotörheadâWASDâ by MotörheadâWolfenstein 3Dâ by MotörheadLemmy reviews Quakecon 2019âDoom E1M1â by The Noise HoleâFire And Rainâ by The Smashing Pumpkins -
This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps⊠and nothing else. Itâs an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw!
âShopping Basket Full Of Casketsâ by Leonard CohenâMean Gene (60% Beans)â by Leonard CohenConcerning trends in modern pornographyPorno Life Hacks with DaveâAre The Pumpkins Ripe?â by Chet CountrymanâIâm A Big Olâ Country Boyâ by Chet CountrymanâTired Old Fuck Bootsâ by Hank Williams IIICurtis McGee infests Ireland with country musicAmerican trucker music vs. Irish farm machine musicâI Love Marvelâs Juggernautâ by Richie Cavenaugh White children with Pokemon namesâFlowers On The Wallâ by Brad PaisleyâAmerica (Got Fucked)â by Chet Countryman and Trace ShitbootsâGod Bless America (and God Bless Milfs)â by Chet Countryman, Trace Shitboots and the Haliburton Boner Boys âWar Pigsâ by Johnny CashâParanoidâ by Johnny GrassâHey! (Itâs Them Noise Boys)â by The Noise Hole -
This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil' Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica.
âI Am A Little Water Boyâ by Fish FriendsDelta Blues Email Readinâs How much money do you think Tool has?Comparing and contrasting Jimmy Eat World and ToolHow to write a song from each Tool albumâI Got Worms Inside Of My Dickâ by ToolâIâve Been Eating My Own Shitâ by ToolâLongviewâ by ToolâCiCiâs Pizzaâ by ToolâSweet Fragsâ by ToolDaveâs adventures at an Irish Cyber-CafeâLast Night (I Called My Friend An Anus)â by The StrokesâLast Night (I Tried To Play Quake)â by The StrokesHow Tool broke Joelâs heart with 10,000 DaysHow Metallica broke Daveâs heart with St. AngerCharles Dickensâ A St. Anger Carol Davey And The Metallica FactoryâHooker With A Penisâ by Jimmy Eat World -
Dear Noise Bois, this episode is a bit more talky than usual, and at times gets a little serious. But, you know what? Itâs got heart. Itâs also got THREE DIFFERENT Lemmyâs Retro Rundowns! So cram that in your gob and gnaw on it.
âWelcome To The Cannibal Cafeâ by Tom Waits and Randy NewmanâKilling In The Name Ofâ by Randy NewmanâBombtrackâ by Randy NewmanâHello Dad, Iâm In Jailâ by Randy NewmanA dissertation on Doowop, Racism, Art and Homophobia by The Noise BoisâTo Blues, or Not To Bluesâ by Billy ShakesâWelcome to The Black Paradeâ by Randy NewmanBrian May is an angel from Heaven, and also probably GodBrian Mayâs Rig RundownLemmyâs Retro Rundown: 8-Bit Beeps and BoopsLemmyâs Normal Rundown: Doki Doki Literature ClubLemmyâs PS4 Rundown: Spider-ManWhen your favorite band hates youâAmericaâs A Fuckboiâ by Bruce SpringsteinâGary Is Smooth-brained Fuckboiâ by Bruce Springstein -
Everybodyâs favorite morally conscious, rotund bass player is back, and he is very sorry but he has to leave. He just cannot abide the topics of discussion presented in this particular podcast. Believe me, he NEEDS to the money, but it goes against his personal moral code.
âHuman Catdogâ by The Apocalypse Bois âBulls On Paradeâ by Randy NewmanClarence âClear Conscienceâ Fatbottom meets President Bill ClintonâThe 10 Funky Commandments (God Says)â By Daddy Moses and The Stone TabletsâTake A Little Boyâ by Bruce Springstein ft. Clarence FatbottomâEvery Creedence Songâ by Creedence Clearwater RevivalâBad Dave Risingâ by Creedence Clearwater RevivalâBawitdabaâ by Louis ArmstrongâWhat A Wonderful Worldâ by Joey Ramone, Louis Armstrong, Bruce Springstein and Clarence FatbottomâGood Riddance (Itâs The Noise Bois)â by Green DayâGood Riddance (AWW FUCK!!!)â by Green DayâItâs Clarence (Clarenceâs Theme)â by Clarence FatbottomâHey (Itâs The Noise Bois)â by Clarence Clear Conscience Revival âGonna Shoot My Loadâ by Led Zeppelin"Shana Rocha's Theme" by The Noise Bois -
Hey hey, Noise Bois! Hereâs a special treat for you. This is the original episode of the Hereâs An Idea podcast that spawned The Noise Hole, remastered with additional instruments and⊠well⊠Gary. Fuckinâ Gary.
This Week:
Daveâs fever dream intro Pajama JamDaveâs bouncy, jazzy email reading music bedâMy Face Is Inside A Can of Wormsâ by Nightwish Happy Finnish Christmas songsâWho Else Is In The Band?â by KISSâI Gotta Move To The Moonâ by KISSâI Wanna Fuck (And Suck)â by KISSâOzzyâs Troublesâ by Black SabbathâLego Trainâ by Ozzy OsbourneâThe Ghibli Boysâ by Dancing Turkey OrgansâServe The Pleasure Snakeâ by a Finnish Death Metal band, probablyâJizzy Suicideâ by Blink 182âTom Gone, He Badâ by Big Boy 182âMark Ploppusâ by Blink 182âShrek Is Deadâ by Marilyn MansonâTed Cruz (Dead Poos)â by Nine Inch NailsâPresident Pig Took A Shitâ by The Big Ball Rooster BoysâDaniel And The Dentistâ by Guns Nâ RosesâParanoid About Brexitâ by Black SabbathâGod Save The Queen Beeâ by The Sex PistolsâThe Hands Of A Crabâ by NightwishâCrab Handsâ by Sigur RĂłs and Björk âCrab Hands pt. 2â by Regina Spektor âHey Man, Donât Jerk Off On That Beeâ by Bob Dylan (fr. Morrissey, Regina Spektor, Robert Smith, Glenn Danzig and James Hetfield)âCrab Hands pt. 3â by MetallicaâOutro (That Was The Email Hole)â by Dave and Joel -
We hate to start an episode with an apology, but we spend about half this episode discussing musicians and celebrities that also happen to pedos. Can we separate the art from the artist, or the sandwich from the sandwich artist? Let's find out together.
This week:
Radiohead killed the riffJohnny Greenwood in Game Of ThronesThe cartoonish villainy of Axel RoseGuns Nâ Roses vs. Aerosmith: The Good People On Both Sides TourâCryinââ by The RamonesâI Used To Love Herâ by AerosmithManager Stevarino has to balance out the Balls âBig Ballsâ by AC/DC is a spooky Halloween songMetallica trying to rock the National AnthemâI Just Prefer To Be With My Own Raceâ by Morrissey Michael Jacksonâs music is ruined forever because he was a serial pedophileClarence the funky bass player has reservations about Michael JacksonWhich band would YOU âYesterday?â Kid Rock pulls a fast one on us allKid Rockâs original name controversy The Ramones sell some coffeeMichael McDonald is a vindictive motherfuckerâI Wanna Be Sedatedâ by Michael McDonaldThe Darkness sell SubwaySubway Jared has his own âdarknessâ 1-800-CASH-NOW by Green DayHorrifying UK Toys âRâ Us ThemeTom Waitsâ McDonalds AdGimme a Blink, Gimme a Blink, Blink me off a piece of that 182 -
Join us, Noise Bois, as Dave celebrates his first Fatherâs Day, while Joel makes it an even dozen, and we delve deeply into rock dads and all their rad daddom.
This week:
âA Man On The 30th Floorâ by Death Cab For CutieâWhy Didnât Daddy Hold My Feetâ by Eric ClaptonâTears In Heaven IIâ by Eric ClaptonHow to become a dadâSticky Laundryâ by Mineral or Texas Is The Reason or maybe The Get Up KidsLemmyâs Retro Rundown: Starfox 64âTears In Heavenâ by MotörheadLemmyâs secret sonRock and Roll DadsBowie is the Grand Galactic DaddyDave Grohl is the ideal rock dadâPunk Dads Are The Bestâ by Green DayâWhen Dad Comes Aroundâ by Green DayâDaddy-O, Let It Goâ by Jakob Danger ArmstrongâWorkinâ Dadâ by Green DayâEric Claptonâs Not Homeâ by Eric Clapton"Catâs In The Cradle (And Dave Is The Moon)" by Harry ChapinâI Love My One And Only Sonâ by John LennonâHey Jube (Donât Make It Worse)â by Paul McCartneyâHey Lindaâ by John Lennon -
Do you hear colors, Noise Boys? Do you SEE sounds?! OH GOD, ARE YOU A MONSTROUS FREAK LIKE DAVE AND JOEL?! FLEE! FLEE TO THE SEWERS TO AVOID PERSECUTION!
This week we've got:
âThe World Is In A Minor Keyâ by The Noise BoysJoel and Dave have Grapheme-Color Synesthesia âDa, I Hear The Gardenâ by RadioheadâA Higher Brownâ by RadioheadOK Computer Demos get Radiohacked âParanoid MmmAndroidâ by Crash Test DummiesâMoo Moo Moo Mooâ by RadioheadâGeek Squad Help Deskâ by Thom YorkâVapes At 7-11â by The DecemberistsThe Blue Fairy changes the lives of service peopleâI Got The Tire Rotation Bluesâ by Hank The Tire ManSubway Jimmy ainât got the bluesWeezerâs covers: Does Rivers delivers?Dave wants to give âAfricaâ by Toto a swirly Marilyn Mansonâs not bad at allKISS isnât even close to Devil music "The Spooky Jetsonsâ by Marilyn MansonâScooby Spooky Dooâ by Marilyn MansonâMeet The Flintstonesâ by Marilyn MansonâTransformers: More Than Meets The Eyeâ by Marilyn Manson -
Weâre not gonna lie. Half of this episode is about Glenn Danzig working odd jobs and the other half is almost entirely dick jokes set to music. Itâs not an apology, but it might be a warning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear Eminem and his urologist trade verses, this is the episode for you.
This week:
American Psycho Pop PunkWayne Static is dead. All Hail Glenn Static. Glenn Danzig should not be allowed at CVSâGooch Creamâ by Dueling Glenn DanzigsThe ancient rules of having a pet Glenn DanzigA Tour of Castle DanzigGlenn Danzig is a body snatcherLemmyâs Retro Rundown: Majoraâs MaskâLegend Of Zeldaâ by Motorhead Rockstar dick-size chartâSantaâs Cominâ For His Dickâ by Sex PistolsRockstar Cabin In The WoodsâWould Anyone Like To See The Contents Of My Trousers?â by Morrissey âIâm Sorry If You Saw My Dick (I Need Consent)â by Nine Inch NailsâDear Dick Docâ by EminemâLook At My Dickâ by Nirvana -
Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois, for an extra long 90 minute episode that contains zero unwarranted, inflammatory and ill-informed opinions about entire complex genreâs of music! Itâs time for episode 15, âJazz Sucks!â
This week:
âKorobeinikiâ aka âThe Tetris Themeâ aka âDeath To the Westâ Jazz is impressive but unnecessaryThe Noise Bois try and fail at jazzâJazz Sucksâ by NOFXPast-Dave bullies a classical guitar boyClassical music destroys lives⊠in DeGrassi HighâI Need 4 Kinds Of Pillsâ by Alanis Morissette âThe Sausage Of The Mountain Godâ by RUSHRunny Eggs Dio Some of Sum 41Lemmyâs Retro Rundown: Gameboy EditionâHello Daddy, Donât Go Awayâ by WeezerIf Metallica were from Dave and Joelâs home towns⊠they would be worseDoinâ punch up for bulliesThe Lord needs mood regulating drugsDaveâs gone gaga for wah-wahMorrissey and Bob Dylan narrate Daveâs morningâThe Ballad of Bob and Daveâ by Bob DylanSpruce Bringsteen is Daveâs BossâGotta Get Outta This Town (Shana and Jessieâs Song)â by Bruce Springsteen -
Episode 14 is a make or break moment in the life of a Noise Boi. You either abandon ship now, or youâre with us forever. Make your choice.
Hereâs the playlist:
âSuicide By Copâ by A Band That Sounds Like Dashboard ConfessionalâTake His Hair To The Dog Poundâ by Queen âPoodley Gargleâ by QueenâUnder Pressure (to write a song)â by QueenYoung David Bowie fights for the rights of long-hairsMy Chemical Romance and their whole dealâGrandparents Are Weirdâ by Blink 182âGettinâ Out While Iâm Good (Songs For Lilâ Boys)â by Boxcar RacerâFat Earth Theoryâ by Blink 182âThe Gummy Bears Themeâ by Jimmy Eat WorldâDave Is The Moon (Reprise)â by Jimmy Eat World -
Itâs lucky episode 13, and the boys are cominâ in hot with:
âI Wanna Fuck My Guitarâ by Bob SegerTales of making friends and boosting egos at Guitar CenterâCanât Be On Lettermanâ by Eddie VedderDave and Joel have some strong opinions about the âBeautiful Boysâ in Greta Van FleetThe Beachie Boys do âSurf Rock Sabotageâ and âI Wish They All Could Be Intergalactic GirlsâPrinceâs â(Listen All Yâall) Itâs Purple Rainâ really steals the showDueling Patrick Stump impressionsA Noise Boi tale of Kerry King at Dave & BustersAn extended exploration of Lemmy Kilmisterâs love of retro PC and console games! -
In this episode:
Dave takes Joel to Slayer SchoolSlayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlorAmon Amarth becomes Amen AmarthThe bois talk waiting through the opening bandJoel catches up with Coheed & CambriaModern prog band names are discussedThe Flaming Lips are A LITTLE pretentiousScott Ian from Anthrax is revealed to be a bird (this is a fact)Dave Mustaine wishes you a happy birthdayDeath Cab For Cutie welcomes to you the fascist state of Portland, Oregon(?)We get ADDITIONAL birthday greetings from Hitler and the Red Hot Chilli PeppersFinally, Billy Corgan is under your bed, harboring a dark secretDave confides his number one pet peeve to Joel, who doesnât exploit it in any way. -
Despite a mountain of technical problems, Dave and Joel manage to crawl into The Noise Hole and emerge with tasty, face melting jams like:
The Fresh Prince of GorillazScatman Basket CaseMetallica dubbed in 8th grade FrenchTuvix Bands (Bad Religion vs. Van Halen)!Michael Anthony is replaced with fancy boy, Wolfgang Van HalenGuns Nâ Roses visits Aerosmithâs favorite restaurantDave wants to guitar-monize like Brian MayRoger Taylor wants to fuck your car!Finally, Dave and Joel get hyped for their all new Patreon at patreon.com/noisehole!$5+ Patrons get a post show to this episode! -
Dave and Joel start this episode out LITERALLY trapped in the ACTUAL Noise Hole. Itâs a harrowing experience and theyâre lucky to be alive.
Vicious lies are told about Glenn Danzig, which he staunchly refutesThe Misfits weigh in on their former singerâs sullied reputationRowan Atkinson fills in for GlennJoel tells the true story of when he got kissed by a RamoneThe boys uncover the secrets of the Ramone ClonesJohnny Cash returns from the grave to cover more Nine Inch Nails songsMorrissey and Danzig spar via songU2 finally admit publicly what an insufferable prick Bono is. -
Noise Bois, I hope youâre ready for some SELF INDULGENCE because this episode HAS IT. Easily half the episode is about Aerosmith going to Dennyâs, then:
Dave and Joel discuss how Slash only has a few axe tricks up his sleeveWhat Lynyrd Skynyrdâs mommas told themWhoâs in the room when Metallica records a coverDaveâs years long quest for Michael McDonaldRage Against Tennessee WilliamsJust after Joel gets serious about his deep love and admiration for Queens of The Stone Age, the boys try their hand at Parched Stoner Desert RockThe boys offer new James Bond Themes courtesy of Uncle Kracker, JackWhite and Scooby DooFinally Metallica are revealed to be masters of ACTUAL puppets -
In this episode:
Dave and Joel christen the new home of The Noise Hole in the Dave CaveDave has a retirement planGreen Day has a childrenâs albumA musical tribute to a special Noise BoyDave gets creeped out by his Mumâs use of punctuationWe also meet Jom, Joel, Porge and Ringum: The Bortles (or possibly The Bartles), and they visit Old Mother Titty TreeEngland goes for a spin, as does Bertie The Butt BusThe ACTUAL Beatles sing âYou Wife, Yoko, Is A Stupid C*nt"Reel Big Fish and Rancid bring us âYouâve Got A Friend In SkaâA Noise Boi further explains Thrice to JoelDave is ashamed of his Thrice-style scatilogical songAn etherial ambient jam from spaceA story about Joelâs 8th grade Death Metal friendCannibal Corpseâs writing processNashville favorites, Cowboy Corpse - Näytä enemmän
