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In this week's episode, we recap the rollercoaster weekend in Malaga – and no, it wasn’t just the marathon that left us breathless.
Plus, we throw in some unhelpful tips for anyone thinking of running the London Marathon. Spoiler: We’re not qualified.
Tune in for laughs, confusion, and some seriously questionable life choices,
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After a year hiatus, the boys return with the daftest podcast in recent times. This weeks conversation includes the "yellow poop bug" that has circulated it's way through the friendship group, the Malaga Marathon training plan, what condiments Dixon is bringing to the Kent sh*t-trip, and impromptu mental health tests live on air.
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Puuttuva jakso?
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Short and sweet episode focusing mainly on Cian's Warsaw nightmare.
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Winter is in full swing, and the boys are in the mid-20s confronting the world in crisis. Considering this, Dosser's Daily seeings a dissection of the UK's overflowing prison system where the lads come up with a completely stupid solution. The Roman Empire comes up against the lads' pub-chat knowledge of the Byzantine and Ottoman Empires, where a dive into War's most rediculous stories make an appearance.
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Cian Cheesbrough and Conor Kelly sit down to discuss the world's lowest performers and biggest Dossers. Erin Patterson doesn't get mushroom to breathe as the boys provide an update on a situation that's gripped the world. Guy Goma makes a surprise appearance as The Performance Review hosts break down one of the most bizarre interviews in TV history. The Cost of Living Crisis gets a review with a new segment called 'The Cost of Fibbing', where the lads put the most blatant 'didn't-happen' stories to the test on how people are making ends meet with the current economic landscape.
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The boys are back after a summer in Berlin, Bucharest, Brittany, Brixton and Battersea.
Cian and Conor catch up and reminisce over the summer, from getting trapped in a Romanian sauna to abused by "the French", a lot is to be said from what's been a rather wet summer.
Dosser's Daily makes a return, where The Performance Review Podcast deep dives into a murder mystery involving a menacing mushroom that's killed a persons entire extended family.
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Cian Cheesbrough and Conor Kelly sit down to review the dossers of the week. It's been an eventful month for the boys, after Max Clifford attempted to cancel them for attempting to pull down his television propaganda puppets as discussed in Dosser's Daily. The boys are joined by Grim Deelz, a wheeler-dealer recruitment nark from the North of England, now residing in West London. Grim provides The Performance Review faithful with an insight into the shady world of tech recruitment, discusses his basic salary and explains why West Ealing smells very similar to fox muck.
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Cian Cheesbrough and Conor Kelly sit down to review the dosser's of the week. As Q1 2023 comes to an end, the boys give the last 3 months a Performance Review and crown Q1's Dosser of the Quarter: will Kwasi Kwarteng get the title or will Elon Musk reign dosser supreme - tine in to find out. Cian reminisces on his time in Chamonix, where he sits in hot saunas full of gilet finance fiends and listens to Molly from Clapham moither the chalet in Chamonix.
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Cian Cheesbrough and Conor Kelly sit down to discuss the latest dossers of the week. Coming up in Dosser's Daily: is Gary Lineker a political icon or just a crisp salesman with good hair? Did Elon Musk cross the line airing his employee's dirty laundry, or was he just being brutally honest?
And after a last ditch to secure Steven Bartlett on the podcast failed, the lads draft in West London born and bred, self confessed performer of the year 'Steve-O' for a performance review.
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Low performance is not an outcome, it’s a certainty.
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The latest edition of The Performance Review Podcast sees Steven Bartlett sizzle under the telescope of truth in Dosser's Daily, the career destroying Ted Talks are revealed as two 'flirtologists' battle it out to become the cringiest public speakers to date and the lads put their Corporate Jargon knowledge to the test as they play 'Is it Corporate Jargon or is it Chat GPT'.
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Cian and Conor sit down to expose life's biggest dossers and low performers. This week all is revealed as workplace confessions are spilled, low-hanging fruit is picked on Dossers Daily and the lads review the words of a monk turned sex consultant.
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Cian & Conor sit down and challenge the instagram wannabe life-coaches to expose the biggest dossers of the week. This week, Rishi Sunak, Kier Starmer, Instagram Comment Creeps, ABBA Voyage mums & some girl from UoBristol get a hot performance review that will give them a wakeup call.