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The Two Bobs episode 253 for Monday, June 10, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Evil Twin Even More Biscotti Break https://untp.beer/YMp8G
Robert took down a Stay At Home Dad With No Kids by Fat Orange Cat Brewing Company https://untp.beer/6BxQ3
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sure to shatter your colon:
A woman was pronounced dead, only she wasn't. Or was she? https://www.klkntv.com/person-taken-to-lincoln-funeral-home-while-still-alive/
A guy's colon exploded at breakfast. How appetizing! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13502845/Florida-patient-colon-explodes-sneezing-coughing.html
An elderly woman didn't want her neighbor using too much water, so she assaulted him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/karen-water-bust-208613
A paramedic stole a dead guy's sex doll after having his way with it. He'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/sarpy-doll-two-order-240589
A lady got gored by a bison at Yellowstone but we don't know any more than that. We're sorry. https://www.theonion.com/yellowstone-bison-gores-woman-who-refused-to-delete-unf-1851519502
Biden’s Rigor Mortis won't stop him from campaigning, thankfully. https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-bidens-ability-to-do-his-job-not-in-any-way-impeded-by-his-rigor-mortis
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The Two Bobs episode 252 for Monday, June 3, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Crush: Creamsicle from MobCraft. https://untp.beer/c462a1d29a
Robert made sweet love to a Partly Cloudy from Solace. https://untp.beer/G1jJ
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS was convicted on 34 felony counts. It should run for President.
Dozens of snakes crawled out of a bathroom in India. https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-in-india/snakes-in-assam-house-viral-video-9356218/
An Australian man was arrested for streaking on an airplane. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/naked-man-plane-australia-perth-melbourne-arrested-rcna154237
In yet another food battery, Florida Woman® was arrested for assaulting someone with a cinnamon roll. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cinnamon-roll-battery-583061
A Michigan man with a suspended license showed up for his Zoom court appearance while driving. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/ann-arbor-judge-shocked-man-suspended-license-joins-court-via-zoom-while-driving
A New Jersey man celebrated losing two pounds by gaining five pounds. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-celebrates-losing-2-pounds-by-gaining-5-pounds
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The Two Bobs episode 251 for Monday, May 27, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Fresh Kicks from Transient. https://untp.beer/PX419
Robert made sweet love to a Vibrant Thing: Pineapple/Mango Sour Ale from Solace. https://untp.beer/e98BX
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS has severe daddy issues manifesting in the form of cheese.
A man in Canada assaulted police with a block of cheese. He probably didn’t even have to put his can of Molson Canadian down. https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/irate-male-assaulted-newfoundland-officers-with-block-of-cheese-police-say-1.6881630
A law student in NYC spent $10,000 in rehab to fight her cheese addiction. https://www.rttnews.com/3448972/nyc-law-student-s-cheese-addiction-leads-to-10k-in-rehab.aspx
Engineers made a real-life stillsuit. Also, Robert has no idea what a stillsuit is. https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/working-dune-inspired-stillsuit
A woman in Iowa is battling her city over her emotional support goose. https://www.wxow.com/news/iowa-woman-battling-city-over-emotional-support-goose-hes-the-light-of-my-day/article_3c2ddace-12b9-545c-a2b8-4c601c003050.html
Florida Priest® bit a woman after denying her communion. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/central-florida-priest-bites-woman-after-denying-her-communion-police-say/SIVFXFMRBZBBDAEYC4DIZUS4AE/
A new Florida law requires all woman to produce three healthy white sons by their 22nd birthday. https://www.theonion.com/new-florida-law-requires-all-women-to-produce-3-healthy-1851482288
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The Two Bobs episode 250 for Monday, May 13, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a We Be Jammin’ from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/AJnEA
Robert made sweet love to A Visit from the Fruit Lady from Wiley Roots. https://untp.beer/MOg74
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Tony from Eastern Michigan wants to start a TTB Super Listener Podcast. He’s taking applications and we’ll be charging $1,000 an episode for the right to use our name and content.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is dedicated to all the mom’s out there who have previously been discussed on our show.
Deez Nuts is back in deez news. https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/green-bay-man-named-deez-nuts-appears-in-court-pleads-not-guilty-signs-11k-signature-bond/
See TTB244: Severed Ducts for the original story.
A Pennsylvania man lost his emotional support alligator. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-emotional-support-alligator-georgia-missing_n_66334482e4b0fc2b952854b0
Florida Woman® was arrested after breaking into a neighbor’s home. Naturally, she was naked. https://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-florida-woman-24-arrested-180252455.html?guccounter=1
Florida Man® tried to smuggle a snake into Miami International Airport in his pants. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/man-stopped-at-miami-international-airport-with-snakes-in-his-pants/
A Florida Woman® named Crystal Methvin was arrested for crystal meth possession. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2018/05/31/florida-woman-named-crystal-methvin-arrested-for-crystal-meth-possession/
Nabisco is finally released long-awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos. https://babylonbee.com/news/nabisco-introduces-long-awaited-chick-fil-a-sauce-stuffed-oreos
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The Two Bobs episode 249 for Monday, May 6, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Blueberry Smoothie Sour from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/QXQEX
Robert made sweet love to a Hazy Hearted IPA from Bells. https://untp.beer/A359v
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like to remind you to spay and neuter your pets. Bob Barker would have wanted it that way.
Florida Man® disguised himself as a woman to escape deputies. It didn’t work. https://www.mysuncoast.com/2024/04/25/man-disguises-himself-woman-escape-deputies/
A Utah couple was reunited with their cat after accidentally shipping her with an Amazon return. Fortunately, she was discovered before being trafficked by the Meowy Christmas people and won’t be appearing in this year’s Christmas card music after all. https://ksltv.com/639614/utahns-reunited-with-pet-cat-they-accidentally-shipped-with-amazon-return/
A man in London ran a marathon while sampling 25 different wines mid-race. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/23/london-marathon-wine-guy-on-how-he-sampled-25-wines-during-race
A British woman wants answers after the hospital told her she had been dead for four months. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-68818509
In a heartwarming story, a heart transplant recipient walked the daughter of his deceased donor pig down the aisle. https://www.theonion.com/heart-transplant-recipient-walks-daughter-of-deceased-d-1851423521
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The Two Bobs episode 248 for Monday, April 29, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Orange Twist from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/orange-twist/
Robert made sweet love to a 2023 Barrel Reserve Imperial Stout from 2 Silos. https://untp.beer/94qdq
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is exempt from prosecution, unlike former US presidents.
The man with Britain’s largest penis won’t be getting reduction surgery. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13344251/man-britain-largest-penis-wont-surgery-reduction.html
A road rage incident in Indiana ended with a pregnant woman being pelted with spaghetti. https://www.wthr.com/article/news/crime/gun-shown-spaghetti-thrown-pregnant-woman-road-rage-incident-indianapolis/531-69c8c32e-cf14-4dea-abca-d8131b2173b3
A Colorado man pulled a gun on a Burger King worker who refused drugs as payment. https://sentinelcolorado.com/metro/aurora-man-guilty-of-pulling-gun-on-burger-king-worker-who-refused-drugs-as-payment/
A toddler told her mom she heard monsters in her bedroom that later turned out to be 50,000 bees in her wall. https://people.com/toddler-hears-monsters-in-bedroom-walls-over-50-000-bees-found-exclusive-8639105
Glade introduced meat freshening spray. What a time to be alive! https://www.theonion.com/glade-introduces-new-meat-freshener-spray-1851408111
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The Two Bobs episode 247 for Monday, April 15, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Blot Out the Sun from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/4XKG9
Robert made sweet love to a Maple Whip from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/7XDnJ
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Tax Day 2024. The IRS would like to thank you for all the money you gave them last year.
An Australian man was fined for peeing in a cup mid-flight. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-as-australia-passenger-fined_n_66101839e4b087003392cab5
A Sacramento porch pirate dressed up like a trash bag. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trash-bag-porch-pirate-sacramento-omar-munoz_n_660f258fe4b078af1447f785
A 9-year-old missed the bus and decided to drive himself to school. https://www.cbs19news.com/story/50628329/9yearold-who-missed-school-bus-drives-moms-car-to-school-sparks-police-chase
A Texas mother and daughter were accused of administering illegal butt injections to boost patients’ confidence. https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/texas-mother-daughter-illegal-butt-injections-fda-operation/285-2bf0fe16-64be-4492-97fd-f31d1aba58dd
A Kentucky man faked his own death to get out of child support payments. https://globalpulsenews.com/kentucky-man-admits-to-faking-own-death-to-avoid-paying-child-support/
Mental health experts confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is over 1,000 times more effective than using antidepressants. https://babylonbee.com/news/mental-health-experts-confirm-sunny-day-at-the-ballpark-1000-times-more-effective-than-antidepressants
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The Two Bobs episode 246 for Monday, April 8, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Coffee Chocolate from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-coffee-chocolate/#yes
Robert made sweet love to a Vanilla Everydae from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/Ne0G3
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the Solar Eclipse of 2024, when idiots all over the country will stare directly at the sun despite all the warnings not to stare directly at the sun.
Florida Man® tried to steal a Waffle House tattoo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/waffle-house-tattoo-891673
A police department in California was blocked from using Lego heads in its mugshots. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-california-mugshots-lego-heads_n_66043b93e4b0ddb37d3b53d6
An impaired driver wrecked a “Report Impaired Drivers” sign. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/report-impaired-drivers-sign-1.7153082
An animal lover rushed a sick baby hedgehog to the vet only to discover it was actually a hat pom-pom. https://nypost.com/2024/03/27/lifestyle/animal-lover-rushes-sick-baby-hedgehog-to-vet-only-to-find-out-shes-been-caring-for-a-hat-pom-pombritish-woman-mistakes-hat-pom-pom-for-baby-hedgehog/amp/
According to the California Highway Patrol, imaginary friends don’t count in the carpool lanes. https://www.ksbw.com/article/chp-says-imaginary-friends-dont-count-in-the-carpool-lane-bay-area-driver-busted/60282841
A Texas dad landed his dream job of coming up with puns for naming beers at a local brewery. https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-lands-dream-job-at-brewery-coming-up-with-puns-for-naming-beers
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The Two Bobs episode 245 for Monday, March 25, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Whiskey Barrel Stout from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/5943c7507a
Robert made sweet love to a Galaphobia Milk Stout from Narrow Gauge. https://untp.beer/m7mlj
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It snowed in Michigan this week. F this.
Subway is switching from Coke to Pepsi so Robert is boycotting them for eternity.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS makes as much sense as a late-March snowstorm.
A Georgia couple is claiming their moving company stole their sex dominoes. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/deputies-georgia-couple-says-company-stole-their-sex-dominoes/ZCDXQPFG7ZEYNNR32BN4L3EL3M/
Feet story #1: A Georgia man grabbed a woman’s feet and rubbed them on his face. https://www.koin.com/local/washington-county/man-arrested-after-grabbing-womans-feet-and-rubbing-them-on-his-face-officials/
A helicopter dad was arrested after he kept calling 911 about his kid’s homework. https://www.fox19.com/2024/03/14/dad-arrested-after-continuously-calling-school-about-childs-homework-complaint-shows/
Voodoo Ranger is making pizza-flavored beer. Robert would pick that over Pepsi. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/voodoo-ranger-tombstone-pizza-beer/
Feet story #2: This guy hasn’t worn shoes for years and is making money from it on OnlyFans. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/man-who-hasnt-worn-shoes-32304949
This Boeing 737 toy has wings that really fall off. It’s so realistic! https://babylonbee.com/news/new-boeing-737-toy-features-wings-that-really-fall-off
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The Two Bobs episode 244 for Monday, March 18, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Cap de Night from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/gOKJ
Robert nursed an Emperor’s Marshmelatonin from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/wmnwz
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Rob got a new burnt mug from Whiskey Grail and was willing to try it on the show with some 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon.
1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon http://1792bourbon.com/sweet-wheat/
Whiskey Grail oak drinking vessel for bourbon https://whiskeygrail.com/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you got wasted on St. Patty’s Day and made out with a leprechaun, then later realizing it was just a little person.
A guy in Vegas got stung in his testicle by a scorpion while sleeping in his hotel room. We’re adding Vegas to our list of places we can’t visit anymore. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scorpion-stings-man-testicles-las-vegas-hotel_n_65e77719e4b0f9d26cac9a5d
A Wisconsin man—whose name is allegedly “Deez-Nuts”—was arrested after a domestic altercation. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/deez-nuts-charged-wisconsin-family-fight_n_65ef6d9fe4b05cfcf680a544
A drunk man in Russia rode a horse up to his 5th floor apartment to make up with his wife. https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-drunkenly-rides-horse-up-to-5th-floor-apartment-to-make-up-with-wife
A man went to the hospital for gallbladder surgery and walked out with a vasectomy. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html
A man responded to his wife’s nine-paragraph text about her day with a very thoughtful “thumbs up” emoji. May he rest in peace. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thoughtfully-responds-to-wifes-nine-paragraph-text-about-her-day-with-a-thumbs-up-emoji
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