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For the first ever Favourite Starring Role edition of Short nâ Sweet, the Pals deliberated long and hard about which actor to pick, which famed thespian they would trawl the filmography of in search for their best, most iconic part. What acclaimed performer has the consistency, the nuance, the restraint, nay, the well-established and totally unshakeable sanity to be worthy of such a choice? These questions were hard and boring, so we chose Nicolas Cage.
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Are the Pals off their face, or are they ON their face? You be the judge!
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Puuttuva jakso?
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Welcome to the Overrated Animated Short nâ Sweet,
Do we love or do we hate it? Guess youâre gonna sorta see!
Or actually, youâll listen up, âcos podcastingâs an audio
Endeavour and itâs better if you focus, as you oughta know
Are they takinâ shots at Disney, rippinâ into anime?
Maybe theyâre too busy just to let each other have a say
Regardless â and remember that theyâre known to riff and rowel â
Get ready for this Short nâ Sweet of Throw in the Pal!
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In this edition of Short n' Sweet, Marcus has a Chris-py take: Hemsworth and Pine are basically the same guy. All I know is my girlfriend Pines after one, and is Thor after seeing another. Join us for this bite sized battle of the Chrises
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Hey, what happens when the internal gets all external? Would it be just like that feeling when things are all a-jumble? Maybe even the same as when something typically housebound find its way unleashed upon the big wide world? Or, perhaps most common of all, itâs just like when you have a friend named Otto â who prefers the moniker âOutâ â who is the second person to sigh in explaining to you that the direction youâre looking for is one located within an inner sanctum, producing this very normal series of words:
âIn,â sighed Out, too.
Well, f$%ckle-dee-dee, have we got an ep for you! Straight from the list of highest grossing films of all times, itâs time for Inside Palt 2!!!
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Welcome to the first ever episode of Throw in the Pal - Short n Sweet! It's a comfy, bite-sized chunk stuffed with all the gooey goodness a regular ep might have, just at a fraction of the length. This week: Steven Spielberg's on the hook, as the Pals select their favourite Spiel-works and try to catch each other's, if they can. Jaw not gonna want to miss this E.T. (even tinier) episode!
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This is Iron Man
Has Frank lost his mind?
Pulling high scores out of his behind!
Marcus will give his all
Cos this film didn't really make him go, "Whoa!"
Is Tom alive or dead?
Will he shut the f#%k up for once so we can listen to a single thing that someone else has said?!
We'll just leave it there
But listen if to the ep if you think you'd care
[Instrumental Break]
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Everyoneâs always asking, âWhatâs eating Gilbertâs grapes?â Itâs never, â*How* are Gilbertâs grapes?â Well, the pals are gonna find out!
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What do you get if you make someone madder than hell?
What is the Italian translation of Fast and the Furious?
What would be a surprisingly tasteful name for a furry convention?
The answer to all three, of course, is Furiosa!
Come get gassed up with some high-octane diesel as the Pals steer this V8 ep into a hydraulically-hectic ignition of epic Pal-portions.
CARS!
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You've surely heard of Spectacular Steve, caught wind of Wondrous Warwick, made note of Not-Bad Norbit, felt the rumblings of Rah-Rah Reginald... which is great, cos those guys are all swell!
Anyway, listen to this week's episode of Throw in the Pal, which is about a movie called Magic Mike.
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
Q: I'm here today for Primetime Pals, interviewing our latest guest: an honest-to-God vampire!
V: The world is a murky tomb and I am its deathless curator.
Q: Uh-huh, sounds great! So, what's it like being a prince of darkness, a scourge upon the lifeblood of us mortals, an exsanguinator par excellence?
V: Oh, y'know, it's pretty drab.
Q: I'm sure that's not true! Why, sitting before me right now is one resplendent fellow, dressed to the nines, your mane of hair set perfectly, with the porcelain pallidness of a marble statue.
V: [sigh] I'm terribly sad.
Q: ...ok. Well, why don't you give us some insight into the enthralling, devious behaviour your bloodlust has drawn out of you?
V: I mean, what's the point of it all, really?
Q: Jesus Christ, mate, you're a f%&king bummer, aye?
V: I just miss Lestat so much.
Q: Who's Lestat, another albino sad boy?
V: He was a deranged, pansexual madman who wrought bloody havoc every which way he went.
Q: WHERE'S THAT GUY?! He sounds like tons of fun!
V: I set him on fire and fed him to an alligator.
Q: Ok, now that's interesting! Tell me more.
V: It was one of the hardest things I've ever done and I'll never forgive myself.
Q: Gah, you're insuffera-Pal!
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The Godfather, which art so splendid,
Brando be thy name;
thy meatballs yum;
thy hothead Sonny
in dirt cause he was too reckless.
Give us this day a masculine child.
And forgive us our Clemenzas,
as we forgive those who use horse heads against us.
And leave the gun but not the cannoli,
and deliver us some pizza.
For thine is the business,
the Italian and American story,
bada bing, bada boom. Pal-men.
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Allo guvnah, what's all this then? 'Ave I caught you geezers 'aving a right ole sticky beak at Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)? Well, I hope yer right chuffed with yourselves, you pim pom tiddlies! That's only Bridget's most cherished belonging, that is! So what 'ave you savvied from the bloody right gander you gave it? You wot?! You can't make heads nor tails of this 'ere tuppence? Well, don't get your knickers in a twist: these three blokes (which is Ye Olde for "Pals") will 'ave you right sorted.
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Billy was a little lad who was told not to prance,
So he took all that naysaying and turned it into dance
Boxing was the manly sport, but Billy's toes were twinklin',
Which caught the eye of Mrs Weasley and gave her quite an inlkin'
That this wee bairn might make it far, achieve more than the plan he
Had for himself, if only he'd get a gander at a fanny*
*This has been a poem brought to you by Throw in the Pal's department of good and normal content, and by reading it to the very end you forfeit all legal recourse against the Pals for having written it in the first place. Please listen to our podcast, where the word 'fanny' is only used when Palbsolutely necessary.
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There are many strange places you might encounter in your humble travels. An alleyway abode, a bitumen bistro, a cul-de-sac caddyshack. What's that? You need more examples? Well, it could be a ditch-side dwelling, an expressway easement, a f%$&ing flophouse... or even, quite possibly, a Road House (2024). Goodness, this is the sort of movie that will leave you with some major imponderables: Where does the road end and the house begin? Does Amazon Prime think Post MALone is the next Timberlake-esque crossover music-movie star, and what would possibly make them think that? Why is Conor McGregor? Join the Pals this week as they answer precisely none of these questions.
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Alternative titles for this film:
Maiming Jamie
Death to Beth
Slaughter Daughter
Murder Jurder
And all the rest, but we donât want to keep you here P-all day, so weâll leave it there. For this episode of Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)âŠWill the pals kill BIll or kill each other?
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So, faithful listener(s?), what have you been up to?
"Not much," you might respond, a lilt of anticipation tremoring in your voice as you ask us, the Pals, "How about you guys?"
And, predictably and hilariously enough, we'd respond, "Oh, we've been veeerrry well."
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Wait, f$%k, I mean, "We're doin' good!"
No, that's not it, actually it's, "Yes, we're Dune, and you 2?"
MOTHERF#%@$R!
"Nice 2 Dune you!"
There it is!
Join us on our journey to discover the true Lisan Pal Gaib in this week's episode of Dune 2 (2024).
Hoo-ray!
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Like an antsy fella who's eyeing the door
Or a crazed footballer trying to score
We know that you're simply dying for more
Of the Pals in this ep on The Iron Claw (2024)
They'll wrestle together over wayward o-Pal-inions
While testing the bounds of their strange ways of thinkin'
And like a sweet dove with many strained pinions
Alight softly on friendship, the safest dominion
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Some say awards shows are the most pompous, boring and unnecessary invention of modern times, but those people have clearly never heard our podcast. Whatâs more, this week Throw in the Pal is hosting its 2nd Annual Oscars Special, where the Pals gather together to chat about the nominees (and possible winners) of this yearâs 96th Pal-cademy Pal-wards!
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Welcome back to Throw in the Pal! For our very first episode of season 2, weâre discussing Saltburn (2023), Emerald Fennellâs divisive follow-up to our previously dissected Promising Young Woman. Weâll take on all the hard-hitting questions, including: - Is Jacob Elordi too tall? - Do you remember MGMT? - Are movies even good? This and more on our newest Pal-verisingly funny episode of Throw in the Pal!
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