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This week, we watched the not-really-a-movie movie Brooklyn Bizarre. It's 80-90% montages of upsetting weirdo burlesque performances, and then there's a completely unexplained murder at the end, but join us as Eric tries to convince us that it actually means something.
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What exactly is burlesque?Chris describes a very short pornoMumblecore movies that pretend they're gay moviesRussian accentsWhat exactly is a metaphor?We Read Movies
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This week we watched the 2023 slasher movie Departing Seniors. When a gay high-schooler is pushed down the stairs by bullies, the blow to his head that almost kills him actually gives him psychic powers, which he can use to see the future. He then uses that power to save his bullies (who, you may remember, just pushed him down the stairs) from a vengeful serial killer, it's unclear why, tbh
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The 3 Body Problem is kind of a dumb showBut so are a lot of shows we likeOther movies that have psychic powers in themBad hairNever forget that, in the comic books, Thanos wants to make love to a skeletonWe Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2005 rom-com Adam and Steve featuring Parker Posey and Chris Kattan (and starring two other people). We say rom-com, but there's not really any romance, nor is there any comedy. Instead, we're given confusing bits about family curses and a full performance of a song from the Sound of Music.
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We watch a lot of tv shows and they're all more interesting to talk about than this movieHair in the 80's9/11The hottest cowboysWe Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2018 thriller Devil's Path. When two obvious lunatics meet on a cruising ground within a state park, each with their own secrets, they begin a deadly game of cat and mouse. Or, at the very least, they wander the woods for about an evening, yelling at each other about whether love exists or not. The movie doesn't make much sense, but, hey, at least it only an hour and 22 minutes long.
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The name of the pokemon MukThe efficacy of half a deck of Tarot cardsCruising and the movie CruisingBrother fucking, yay or nay?We Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 1988 British film The Fruit Machine. Which, yes, does mean it's time for some positively terrible accents from us while we discuss a film where a couple of teenagers witness a murder, go on the run, get abused by a famous opera singer, and finally rescue a magical dolphin. It's a truly wild film.
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Robbie ColtraneFlipper's jean shortsAre fish creatures? Are dolphins fish?What exactly is the X-Simulator?We Read Movies
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This week, we were joined by Seattle drag royalty Mark Finley to talk about the movie that he appears in, Holiday Heart. When a drag queen with the legal birth name of Holiday Heart (played by Ving Rhames) befriends an addict (Alfre Woodard), and her daughter, he puts all of his dreams on hold for the benefit of people who don't seem to deserve his kindness, or even want it. Also then he gets into a relationship with the addict's drug dealer/ex. It's all very strange.
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What people care about in FranceTuckingThe music of Super Smash BrosThe slowest moving car related death in historyWe Read Movies
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This week, we got into the Christmas spirit with the 2013 movie Scrooge and Marley, a gay retelling of A Christmas Carol that implies the two title characters will be in love, but they're not. It's mostly a faithful retelling of the Dickens story except that everyone is gay in it, and also they add Bruce Vilanch playing a real creep.
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Chris has been radicalized to libertarianism (but not really)Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pride and PrejudiceRoommates who pee their pantsGhosts with jobsJudith Light!We Read Movies
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This week, we watched Baby Steps, the sequel to the 2018's Say Yes, which you may remember from a past episode, is about a woman with cancer who decides to set up her husband and her twin brother. In the sequel, they're still together, and from beyond the grave, she's decided to interfere in their lives further, this time by telling them that she froze some eggs and they should have her baby. Oh, and also there's a DPing scene
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Air Bud doesn't go to their school, though! Prom themesOpen relationships with very stringent rulesGhostsWomen in gay pornWe Read Movies
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This week, we watched The Singing Forest, a movie that we have a lot of theories and questions about. Questions like, "why?" and "wait, what?!" IMDb calls it "The worst LGBT movie ever," are they right? Let's find out!
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The Young Pope is younger than other popesReincarnationChris tries to remember the name of the movie Deadfall for a whileYou don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helpsWe Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2022 "thriller" eXploited, which is in no way related to eXistenZ, despite their shared love of capitalizing letters in the middle of words. No, this one is about how online porn leads to murder. Or... not really murder, I guess. There's actually surprisingly little murder in this movie that sure makes you want to think it's about murder. But you do get a lot of weird fetishes!
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Being given porn by basically strangersDrunk guy fightsWhy are people so bad at assembling monkeys?0.002% body fatEric's dorm roomWe Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2006 homoerotic boarding school witch movie The Covenant, starring Sebastian Stan and Steven Strait. Although it's not a "gay movie" per se, it's actually surprisingly gay, and the swimming pool scene was important for a lot of gay teens in the early 2000's.
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Incubi and the band IncubusWhat exactly is a Darkling?How many vaginas do spiders have?We Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2020 movie Out of Body. When a demon is released from an orb (you know how all orbs have demons living inside them?), and possesses the body of Malcolm, it's up to his best friend Henry (who's secretly in love with him) to get it back. Or that's what the description on IMDb would have you believe. Mostly Malcolm just tries to get Henry laid from beyond the grave for some reason, and then the movie kind of ends.
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America's favorite serial killerGinny Thomas's safe wordThe difference between red and salmonHow would we include RuPaul in this movie? This is why we never shake an orbWe Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2005 film Open Cam, which only served to reinforce for Chris that he's getting older and will someday die. A serial killer is stalking the streets of Washington DC, and specifically targeting the men in a DC based cam site, but don't worry because a mysterious gay detective (who may or may not be a ghost) is on the case. Will they figure out who did it before the audience does? Is the sex in this movie really happening? Why do all the dicks look so pixelated? Let's find out!
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Holodeck-based sexual harassmentSherry Pie schemesEscort ratesThe under-used 3rd AmendmentMediterranean foodWe Read Movies
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This week, we (along with 6 million straight women) watched the 2023 movie Red, White and Royal Blue. A Rom-Com (but hold the com, please) about the son of a US president falling in love with the Prince of England. Despite being about gay people, it seems to have been made exclusively for a straight audience, and boy do we have some thoughts about that.
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Boy, our politicians are oldAccentsEric hates on the BritishWhere the butthole isThe President and Vice President should be best friendsWe Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2012 Rob Williams film The Men Next Door. When a sad sack without any real friends starts dating both a father and his son at the same time, he has to make a choice, and it'll involve retelling the story to four different people in great detail.
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Cake blindnessSo much incestChris describes The Green Lantern is Gay!: An XXX Porn ParodyJuggler BottomsWe Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2018 young adult film Love, Simon, a movie that's about 50% emails. When a closetted gay teen is blackmailed with emails that he sent to another closetted gay teen, it leads to a dramatic coming out that will have everyone in his life going "oh, okay. That's fine"
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How many emails do I have to wait before I send a dick pic?Bullying bulliesCabaretInternalized homophobiaLinks mentioned in this episode:
https://glowmoondoll.com/We Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2006 made for HereTV movie Deadly Skies, starring future neo-con Antonio Sabato Jr. When an planet killer asteroid threatens to crash into the Earth, it's up to a plucky band of scientists and two gay Air Force guys to save the world by turning on a secret laser everyone knows about but no one wants them to use. This is another HereTV movie that they made with a gay version and a straight version, although this time we all got on the same page and watched the gay version.
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We tantalize Drew by describing some bad tattoos we've seen recentlySocial mediaThe conservative bent of HereTVWhere is the butthole?We Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2023 slasher movie Fire Island, not to be confused with the 2022 rom-com Fire Island. It may or may not be a sequel to past We Read Movies flick Last Ferry (it's not), and it may or may not even be a gay movie, but we have fun with it.
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Sequel naming conventionsMagneto wasn't realWhat straight people think drag isToo much SVU?We Read Movies
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This week, after some mild technical difficulties, we're back! And we watched the 2013 gay hitman flick Triple Crossed, starring and directed by the very good sport friend of the pod Sean Paul Lockhart. When an ex-marine is given a job to kill the ex boyfriend of his friend and sometimes lover... you know what? This plot is incomprehensibe. but we had fun with it anyway
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Oroborous pornThe laws around faking your own deathGay LFOHow to do crimes badlyWe Read Movies
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This week, we watched the 2012 rom(?)-com(?) Love Or Whatever, the film that dared to ask the question, "can bi people be trusted?" And that also dares to answer the question, "no. They cannot." Also, it dares to ask the question, "what's Meredith from the Office been up?" And the answer to that question will shock you.
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Rumplestiltskin's namePeople who think puppets are peopleHow many sex positions are there, exactly?The Same Girl song doesn't make any senseWe Read Movies
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