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The AMPire Diaries Episode 96: The Vampire Diaries - “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here”
Alright, AMPies. If you’ve been following along on social media, you’ll know that this particular episode’s lateness was the result of technical difficulties: hard drive failure JUST before we could export the episode, spending hundreds of dollars to recover all of the hard drive files (every AMPire Diaries edit that exists), the recovered hard drive still having only a corrupted (and unrecoverable) version of this episode, and then I (LaToya) finally having to re-edit this whole thing from scratch. But now, it is here. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here” (Season 6, Episode 5). Which means we’re talking:
- Come on now. I didn’t take any notes for this episode. You just read everything I went through to even get it finished and published, right? Just sit back and enjoy the ride, kids.
“IT’S HOMECOMING” (“The World Has Turned and Left Me Here”)
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The Official CW Promo for “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dflA1agC5bA
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here”: Whitmore Homecoming Corn Maze
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 94: The Vampire Diaries - “Black Hole Sun”
BEANS FOR THREE!!! (Oh yeah, I’ll have what she’s having.) Things are heating up in 1994 land, AMPies. Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Black Hole Sun” (Season 6, Episode 4). Which means we’re talking:
- Are Jill and Morgan still mad at Steve?
- Michael Imperioli Salvatore.
- Twin rules about lying and telling the truth.
- Throuple vibes are off the charts.
- Yung Forbes.
- Dead Wife Behavior.
- GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME.
- #DamonsWorstDay
- LaToya reminds us all to STAY. WOKE.
- The battle for Jill’s soul.
- …and another Morgan apology.
“FLASHBACKS TO YEAR 1994 IN DAMON’S LIFE” (“Black Hole Sun”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “Black Hole Sun”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf5ahUwzX2Q
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Black Hole Sun”: Damon doing a really bad thing in 1994
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 92: The Vampire Diaries - “Welcome to Paradise”
ELENA IS FINALLY ELENA AGAIN, AND HER FRIENDS! ARE! SICK OF IT! (Except for Tyler, the only good boy.) So this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Welcome to Paradise” (Season 6, Episode 3). Which means we’re talking:
- HE’S HERE.
- Wow, our friends are idiots.
- Jay, Matt’s BEST FRIEND.
- Revisiting Season 1 via Jill’s recent rewatch.
- When was Morgan’s last big spoiler?
- BEANS. Yes, more bean discussion.
- Seriously, our friends were NOT listening to Markos. But to be fair, neither were we.
- Two Rats and a Baby.
- Keg Stand 2.0.
- LaToya pokes holes in this episode and season of television that she likes.
- The Lilly Kane of The Vampire Diaries.
- A rapid-fire inventory of series flops.
“TROUBLE AT THE SWIMMING HOLE” (“Welcome to Paradise”)
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The Official CW Promo for “Welcome to Paradise”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKmnrQby-RQ
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Welcome to Paradise”: Party at the swimming hole
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 90: The Vampire Diaries - “Yellow Ledbetter”
Just call us Bojack Horseman, because: WE MADE IT TO THE NINETIES, BITCHES! (That we did so on Episode 90 of the podcast—not counting the brief glimpse in Episode 88—is truly a crazy random happenstance.) This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Yellow Ledbetter” (Season 6, Episode 2). Which means we’re finally talking:
- THE GOOD LOBOTOMY. It’s here, folks.
- Eating your damn beans.
- Bonnie and Damon making ‘90s Purgatory look GOOD.
- Loving flashbacks… when they’re actually a clip show.
- Defining the word “Gemini.” (Shout out to Gemini’s Twin from Saturday Night Live.)
- “Who’s Damon Salvatore?”
- Matt Davis, unfortunately, rocking the house.
- Morgan and the paparazzi, as seen here: https://www.gotceleb.com/lisa-rinna-with-harry-hamlin-on-a-late-2022-lunch-date-in-bel-air-2023-01-02.html
- The RIGHT time to play “Cut” by Plumb.
- This being an all-time episode of the podcast.
Also, for the future: Just remember LaToya defending Ivy here. Write that in your vampire diaries.
“A LONG WAY HOME” (“Yellow Ledbetter”)
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The Official CW Promo for “Yellow Ledbetter”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9uNHp9COvc
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Yellow Ledbetter”: THE. GOOD. LOBOTOMY.
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 88: The Vampire Diaries - “I’ll Remember”
What’s that sound, AMPies? That’s the sound of your AMPie Queens chanting “SEASON 6! SEASON 6! SEASON 6!” Finally, The AMPire Diaries have made it to the Promised Land–and we’re not talking Markos-based episodes, baby. We’re talking Season 6 of The Vampire Diaries. Yes, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is finally back and discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “I’ll Remember” (Season 6, Episode 1). Which means we’re talking:
- Leg-lengthening surgery. (By the way, Ian Somerhalder is 6'4".)
- Isobel Saltzman returns.
- The BEST FRIENDS are back.
- The kind of behavior that warrants a good lobotomy.
- Speaking of: "The Border Lurker" Elena Gilbert
- The Whitmore College mascot.
- The optics of THAT Tyler and Luke scene.
- What kind of cop Matt SHOULD be.
And here is the link to that humorous Vampire Diaries’ Season 6 Comic-Con vid: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x256zm7
“FRESH STARTS AND SECOND CHANCES” (“I’ll Remember”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “I’ll Remember”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi7BpfI2_LI
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “I’ll Remember”: Whitmore College’s Opening Game Day (for football)
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 87: The Vampire Diaries - “Home” (feat. Michael Chasin)
We’ve (alongside the boy, Michael Chasin—@MichaelChasin) come to the end, our AMPie friends. The end of our TVD Season 5 coverage and our regular episode drops for 2022. We’ve come a long, long way together. Through the hard times and the good. We’ve got to celebrate Season 5, baby. (And dunk on it where it’s appropriate.) We have to praise it (and again, dunk on it) like we should. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Home” (Season 5, Episode 22). Which means we’re talking:
- Perhaps our most chaotic intro yet.
- Reminder: We are pro-Alaric Saltzman, NOT pro-Matt Davis.
- Jill has never been more confused.
- Liv and Luke’s Bogus Journey.
- Who Markos wants to fuck.
- Morgan issues a proverbial “sorry to this man.” (“This man” is Steven R. McQueen.)
- It’s time to stay woke about another Matt: Matt Donovan.
- Luke reveals his third character trait after “gay” and “brother.”
- PEACE O’CLOCK.
- Jill’s predictions for next season.
“AN EXPLOSIVE SEASON FINALE” (“Home”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “Home”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-V5r5tk8pI
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for Home”: The Other Side’s collapse (plus, folks dying and returning from the dead)
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 85: The Vampire Diaries - “Promised Land”
Do you hear the yammering, AMPies? Honestly, it’s pretty hard to miss. Unless you’re the townspeople of Mystic Falls, it seems. So this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Promised Land” (Season 5, Episode 21). Which means we’re talking:
- Julian, the lead of The Vampire Diaries.
- Speaking of, when exactly was the last “good” episode of the show?
- Walking. Packing. Meeting.
- BDE: Bonnie/Damon/Enzo.
- Household chores.
- Ways Markos could have been better. (We promise this doesn’t take up the whole episode.) By the way, we are no longer interested in understanding Markos’ plan.
- Gay and Brother: The Duality of Luke.
- The mildest(some could even say milquetoast) of Legacies spoilers.
- The terror of chanting.
- The most feminist TVD character.
- Jill’s finale predictions, as this is the penultimate episode of Season 5.
“OUTRUNNING DEATH” (“Promised Land”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “Promised Land”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OBtcfMktCM
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Promised Land”: the Traveler’s biggest chant yet
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 83: The Vampire Diaries - “What Lies Beneath”
Never have I ever… Not read the show notes! (This is clearly a test. If you do not acknowledge these show notes, we’ll know which of you AMPies don’t read them. We’re making a list.) Wow, what an original game. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “What Lies Beneath” (Season 5, Episode 20). Which means we’re talking:
- …is this a good episode of The Vampire Diaries?
- How sad and gay and alone Luke is. We love it.
- WHAT IT TRULY MEANS TO BE HUMAN.
- Tyler Lockwood’s Triumphant Return to being important to the plot.
- Never Have I Ever (a game invented by Damon Salvatore).
- Enzo talking even though no one can hear him. (Also, why isn’t he in the “blue world?”)
- The Real Housevamps of Mystic Falls.
- Merch ideas.
- Once again being gaslit by this show.
“A CABIN IN THE WOODS” (“What Lies Beneath”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “What Lies Beneath”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIlpbi2lNoI
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “What Lies Beneath”: Salvatore Bros + their ex go on a cabin trip
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 81: The Vampire Diaries - “Man on Fire”
Someone needs to give Enzo a hug. SOMEONE. ANYONE. Please? This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Man on Fire” (Season 5, Episode 19). Which means we’re talking:
- Tyler is lookin’ around… NOT asking questions.
- Enzo's not-so-old bitch.
- The ghost of Carol Lockwood.
- Five Dads Down.
- Put Townhouse Bar in your vampire diary.
- DRAZI, BABYY!!!
- Once again, racism on The Vampire Diaries.
- DOES Ian have beautiful eyes?
- You just can’t flop Enzo.
- Wrestling weddings.
- Once again, Damon and Caroline’s past.
- Also… Bonnie and Tyler’s past?
- This becomes a political podcast.
“FLASHBACKS TO THE 1960s” (“Man on Fire”)
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The Official CW Promo for “Man on Fire”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOpCPKZmu3k
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Man on Fire”: Enzo’s tragic love story :(((
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 79: The Vampire Diaries - "Resident Evil"
AMPies—to quote Elena Gilbert, HE’S HERE! For real this time. And Markos is… scary? (“Scary.”) This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Resident Evil” (Season 5, Episode 18). Which means we’re talking:
- How many times do we have to watch Matt lose his sister?
- PRANKS.
- Paul’s directorial debut! #DirectorPaul
- The treatment of Bonnie Bennett and other Black characters in the TVD-verse.
- “The mates from Denver deserve their due.”
- Liz Forbes + Diego OTP.
- Morgan and Jill’s love for ARTPOP.
- The mayor of Mystic Falls.
- Markos, who is canonically Nadia’s dad.
- Michael Malarkey’s IMDb.
- Guess Who Jere (and Damo) Are Bringing To Dinner.
“PAUL WESLEY MAKES HIS DIRECTORIAL DEBUT” (“Resident Evil”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “Resident Evil”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iL0ssm5kz8
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Resident Evil”: Elena and Stefan’s Sexxx Dreams
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 77: The Originals - “Rescue Me”
AMPies—HE’S HERE. Sort of. Oh yeah, we saw the back of Markos the Traveler, so obviously, there’s a LOT to unpack. Lots of play-by-play action for this reveal. Yes, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Rescue Me” (Season 5, Episode 17). Which means we’re talking:
- Be silent. Be still. Be Markos. Be still.
- Our undying love for the Very Dead Tom Avery.
- Varying Delena opinions.
- Some valid concerns about Jeremy Gilbert’s well-being…
- …but ZERO sympathy for his weird thing with Liv.
- Did Damon do the dream?
- Mystic Falls’ own Rowdy Ruff Boys.
- What if Elijah bought Bonnie a car?
- What exactly can a “hunter” do?
- Enzo dating an old lady. Hot.
“MARKOS ARRIVES IN MYSTIC FALLS” (“Rescue Me”)
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The Official CW Promo for “Rescue Me”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5PTD7BDj34
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Rescue Me”: The Mystic Falls High School parent-teacher conference
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 76: The Vampire Diaries - “While You Were Sleeping” (feat. Michael Chasin)
AMPies, we (and the boy, Michael Chasin—@MichaelChasin) are back on out Vampy Ds grind. That’s right, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ (huzzah!) “While You Were Sleeping” (Season 5, Episode 16). Which means we’re talking:
- "The Worst Person to Watch TV With"... Jill Defiel!
- Luke, who is here… and is two things.
- How the hell are Liv and Bonnie NOT gay?
- Elena showing solidarity for our final official SICKO CAST.
- Enzo's weird fucking blood. What's the deal?
- The Felicity (of The WB’s Felicity fame) of The Vampire Diaries.
- “Grabbing Distance.”
- Reaching the point in Season 5 where none of us really know what's going on with all things Traveler.
- The canonical Old Train Yard.
Also: We recorded this episode before watching The Originals’ “Moon Over Bourbon Street,” so we were missing our gay Josh something fierce. Luke didn’t fill the void.
“A KILLER VIRUS” (“While You Were Sleeping”)
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The Official CW Promo for “While You Were Sleeping”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRaffDXbKz8
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “While You Were Sleeping”: The race for the (Mikael Mikaelson disease) cure
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 73: The Vampire Diaries - “Gone Girl”
Alright, AMPies: SICKO CAST TIME! (If you know, you know.) It’s also, unfortunately, time to say goodbye to the Petrova Girls. (Please cue the Gilmore Girls theme. But in Bulgarian.) It is, however—and fortunately—also time to say goodbye to Dr. Wes Maxfield. Bye, bitch! Yes, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Gone Girl” (Season 5, Episode 15). Which means we’re talking:
- The titular Gone Girlz.
- The culmination of one of our greatest bits, at least on our end. (The Vampire Diaries really dropped the ball this time.)
- Vampire periods.
- That scoundrel, Bugs Bunny.
- Karma and who it is happening to.
- Jeremy being around and Jeremy’ing up our new ship, Bonnie/Liv.
- Caroline Forbes, who is still on notice.
- A fine farewell to both Nadia and Katerina “Katherine Pierce” “Kathy” “Kitty Kat” Petrova.
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“FLASHBACKS TO NADIA'S SEARCH FOR KATHERINE” (“Gone Girl”)
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The Official CW Promo for “Gone Girl”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZZNwJmcPgw
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Gone Girl”: Nadia’s Death Day (and the gang tries to bring Elena back and—again—kill Katherine)
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 71: The Vampire Diaries - “No Exit”
AMPies, we are back on our Vampy Ds bullshit and we are back with all of our boys. Our boys and our terrible, just plain awful Elena Gilbert impersonator. (Seriously, shame on all of our Mystic Falls friends. Even Jeremy, who’s not our friend—in fact, we don’t even mention him when we’re talking about how all of them should know better—but should definitely know when his sister is not his sister.) Yes, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “No Exit” (Season 5, Episode 14). Which means we’re talking:
- The boys… who are in motion.
- The official AMPire Diaries syllabus.
- Ladies, leave your Theranos.
- Morgan finally takes Joyce Summers to task.
- New “Boy Corner” canon.
- Enzo's brain.
- Boobs in television.
- Lowering the IQs of you, the AMPies.
- Will Dickinson showrunner Alena Smith guest on our pod?
- Season 7 opinions, even though we’re very much not there yet.
- The world's greatest detectives, Caroline and Stefan.
Check out our Patreon for our longer R.I.P. Legacies (and The CW) conversation!
“GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS” (“No Exit”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “No Exit”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAE5a9SSjtU
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “No Exit”: Stefan and “Elena’s” road trip to save Damon… and Matt and Nadia’s “road trip” to Atlantic City!
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 69: The Vampire Diaries - “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (feat. Michael Chasin)
NICE. No, it’s not time for “Hollywood Facts,” it’s time for the 69th (again, nice) episode of The AMPire Diaries. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (Season 5, Episode 13). Which means we’re talking:
- R.I.P. Legacies, unfortunately.
- R.I.P. to the horsey, also unfortunately.
- “COOL GIRL” LIV: SHE’S HERE.
- The Damon of the pod, the Stefan of the pod, and the Elena of the pod.
- Detective Cami.
- Elizabeth Holmes by Amanda Seyfried by Morgan.
- Orphan! Boy! Mayors!
- Remember Tyler and Matt’s mom?
ALSO: Check out our Patreon for our longer R.I.P. Legacies (and The CW) conversation!
“WELCOME TO THE BITTER BALL” (“Total Eclipse of the Heart”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “Total Eclipse of the Heart”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxwakGnfKq4
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Total Eclipse of the Heart”: The Bitter Ball. You know, one of those dances that gets hosted by colleges?
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 67: The Vampire Diaries - “The Devil Inside”
AMPies, look! We’re finally watching The Vampire Diaries again! Yes, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “The Devil Inside” (Season 5, Episode 12). Which means we’re talking:
- The best friend Elena’s ever had is… Katherine Pierce?
- But also… is Katherine… racist?
- Limp Bizkit, of course.
- The Marcel of the podcast.
- Speaking of The Originals: Put Cami in The Vampire Diaries, you cowards.
- Dudeidarity & Orphan Boy Manor.
- Getting AMPED for Season 6.
- The end of the serial killer era. R.I.P.
- PUT KAT IN MORE EPISODES! LET OTHER CHARACTERS LIKE BONNIE!
- Safe Space Book Club.
- That Tyler/Caroline/Stefan scene… you know the one.
“SEARCHING FOR THE HIGH ROAD” (“The Devil Inside”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “The Devil Inside”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcBM5cLG0d4
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Devil Inside”: Tyler’s unfortunate Welcome Home party
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 66: The Originals - “Dance Back From the Grave”
Remember when we used to talk about The Vampire Diaries? That’s right, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is once again discussing The Originals. In fact, it’s The Originals’ “Dance Back From the Grave” (Season 1, Episode 12). Which means we’re of course talking:
- Angel the Vampire from The WB’s Angel.
- Papa Tunde.
- The return of Thierry and his hat.
- Who is Klaus’ speech inspiration?
- PAPA TUNDE.
- How REAL FRIENDS know when you’re possessed.
- Morgan’s version of song lyrics.
- A new Cami segment! Yay!
- Who… is Marcel’s dad?
- Papa.
- Tunde.
ALSO:
- This podcast episode is dedicated to Owiso Odera.
- Remember: We accidentally watched The Vampire Diaries’ “The Devil Inside” (Season 5, Episode 12) before this… which is why we have opinions on that episode. Don’t worry about it!
- No snakes were harmed in the recording of this podcast.
“FLASHBACKS TO 1919” (“Dance Back From the Grave”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “Dance Back From the Grave”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVe7M9Z_0V4
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Dance Back From the Grave”: HE’S HERE (“HE,” being Papa Tunde)
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 64: The Vampire Diaries - “500 Years of Solitude” (TVD 100) (feat. Jenny Owen Youngs)
You didn’t ask for this… AMPies, it is time. It has been two years of The AMPire Diaries and 100 episodes of The Vampire Diaries. So you just knew your AMPie queens—aka “The Bad Girls of Podcasting”—had to have on a special guest. That’s right, special guest and contest winner, Lil’ Jenny Owen Youngs (@jennyowenyoungs). So like we said, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “500 Years of Solitude” (Season 5, Episode 11—the ONE-HUNDREDTH episode). Which means:
- Please ignore everything drunk LaToya said about werewolf rules early on in the episode.
- Your AMPie queens are fighting.
It also means we’re talking:
- Smallville ship names.
- Those sPoOkY Travelers.
- Mermaids the TV series.
- Matt Donovan's fuck prowess.
- [email protected]… again.
- A lot of visual bits.
- Meryl Streep's daughters.
- The best AMPire Diaries bits from over the years.
- What Amara doesn't know.
- Jenny's thoughts on Rebekah Mikaelson.
- Who Jill’s favorite TVD character is.
“FLASHBACKS TO KATHERINE'S EARLY LIFE” (“500 Years of Solitude”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “500 Years of Solitude”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ELBANFUZz0
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “500 Years of Solitude”: The death of Katherine Pierce
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 32: “Heart of Darkness” | “Do Not Go Gentle”
AMPies, we have a new (very long) episode for you!!! And we are discussing (at length) “Heart of Darkness” (Season 3, Episode 19) and “Do Not Gentle” (Season 3, Episode 20). More specifically, here’s what we’re talking:
- The worst thing a white woman can say over and over again. (Spoiler alert: It’s “sisters.”)
- Jill's true Klaus feelings.
- The one-seasons ABC series Selfie.
- Our desire to have Rebekah attend a high school dance.
- Rose, baby!
- Our old friend, Bloodybecky.
- The podcast’s #1 Jeremy stan.
- No more bits, starting in the Season 3 finale.
- Jill's guess for the Big Bad of Season 5.
- Jeremy's “Ghosts to Fuck” list.
- TyTy v. Horsey: Dawn of Alphas.
- The stans that we fear.
- Rebesther.
- Girl Dates. (‘Cause they're freaky like that.)
- Damo's interesting negotiation tactics.
- Bonnie's sex life.
- LaToya's poor pinky finger.
- BONNIE HAS A HOUSE.
Listen as we go from tired and goofy to tired and sad. It’s gradual, but it happens!
“TYLER RETURNS TO MYSTIC FALLS” (“Heart of Darkness”)
“WHAT THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER” (“Do Not Go Gentle)
The more AMPED logline this time around? Obviously, for Jill’s sake: We gotta go with “Heart of Darkness.”
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “Heart of Darkness”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGv4-RuLuHE
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Heart of Darkness”: Road trip to Denver.
The Official CW Promo for “Do Not Go Gentle”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT0illLEOPk
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Do Not Go Gentle”: Mystic Falls High’s ‘50s Decade Dance.
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The AMPire Diaries Episode 62: The Vampire Diaries - “Fifty Shades of Grayson”
GOT MILK? (This will make sense when you listen to the episode, AMPies. Or if you just look a little lower on these show notes.) This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Fifty Shades of Grayson” (Season 5, Episode 10—the NINETY-NINTH episode). Which means we’re talking:
- The chaotic himbo revelation that is Lorenzo “Enzo” St. John.
- How much Grayson Gilbert SUUUUUUCKED. (And NOT in a sexy way.)
- Our favorite child, Renesme, and her whole deal.
- Elena Gilbert’s Daddy Issues.
- SCIENCE.
- Grace and Frankie plotlines.
- Nina Dobrev’s Got Milk? campaign, a thing that thankfully exists.
Fall Out Boy should do a TVD album, right?
- Kale. Yes, the vegetable.
- Jill’s prediction for the HUNDREDTH episode of The Vampire Diaries.
“DAMON’S PAST RETURNS TO HAUNT HIM” (“Fifty Shades of Grayson”)
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
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The Official CW Promo for “Fifty Shades of Grayson”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm8Jupz4dH4
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Fifty Shades of Grayson”: Elena being kidnapped and experimented on by her father’s pupil (as well as her childhood memories of her father, the titular Grayson, doing the same dang thing)
The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED. - Näytä enemmän
