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The AMPire Diaries Episode 2: “Friday Night Bites” | “Family Ties”
Moving along on this Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast, it’s now time for some “Friday Night Bites” (Season 1, Episode 3) and “Family Ties” (Season 1, Episode 4). You gotta love puns, but you’ve also gotta love The CW’s official loglines for these episodes:
“MYSTIC FALLS IS ROCKED BY VIOLENCE” (“Friday Night Bites”)
“YOU'RE INVITED TO A PARTY TO DIE FOR” (“Family Ties”)
The more AMPED logline this time around? It’s gotta go to “Family Ties.”
Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.
The Official CW Promo for “Friday Night Bites”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPPlUfGlMCU
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Friday Night Bites”: The Mystic Falls High Timberwolves vs. Central High Lions football game
The Official CW Promo for “Family Ties”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxTiect388w
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Family Ties”: Mystic Falls’ annual Founders’ Party -
Nothin' else to say other than that this episode is a banger through and through. This is our last episode for the year, we'll be back in January!
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One thing about Lily Salvatore? She’s gonna be a hater and she’s gonna cause a kerfuffle. Caroline has an average airbnb experience. Enzo fixes his mommy issues. Damon develops more mommy issues. Perfectly balanced, or whatever.
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TVD 06x18 | The Vampire Diaries writers kind of attempt to therapize their characters this week and they’re doing a pretty bad job of it! Elena is uncomfortable when we are not about her. We finally get Enzo’s full name! There’s gay people on screen! Matt’s secretly on grindr!
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TVD 2x21 & 2x22 | Black Lives Matter. Today. Tomorrow. Every day after that.
Donate. Protest. Stand up.
Black-led LGBTQ organizations: https://www.snap4freedom.org/ https://blackaids.org/ https://www.lgbtqfund.org/ https://www.transjusticefundingproject.org/ https://www.bravespacealliance.org/
Find your local bail fund here: https://bailfunds.github.io/
This episode contains some mentions of suicide.
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TVD 5x01 | Hope you all had fun during your hot girl summer because we’re jumping RIGHT back into the thick of things with the season 5 premiere of the vampire diaries. It’s a little messy, and we only like about 60% of it, but hey! We’re back! Fun fact we recorded this episode BEFORE Lorde announced her new music so Jourdann is a psychic for that one. Matt gets pod people’d. Rebekah’s a bi icon. Hayley Kiyoko is here for some reason. Follow us on twitter: @AferbitePod and subscribe to our patreon for early episodes and bonus content! patreon.com/afterbite
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TVD 1x7 & 1x8 | Vickie meets an unfortunate end. Stefan has a birthday! Tyler is a muscle wizard. Our parents are getting a divorce. Brian gives out some points. Julie Plec owes me $15. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod
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Doesn't it always come down to the love of a woman? Yes, unless that woman is Carol Lockwood, who is on one in this episode. But being on one is kind of the theme of this episode: Logan Fell tries to honeypot Aunt Jenna at the Founder's Day party and Damon is just being season one Damon. Thankfully Stefan swoops in and vervains Damon right before he can kill Caroline, but then we get a self-righteous Stefan monologue, so at what cost?
This week: Season 1 Episode 4 | Family Ties
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This week on @betches, Aleen and Jordana hold it down while Sami jets to Morocco. They debate whether a trip with kids actually counts as a vacation, officially rank Thanksgiving as a prestige holiday, and Aleen declares her love for chopped liver.. They unpack the Chiara Ferragni charity scandal and analyze the Wicked premiere scare where Cynthia Erivo stepped between Ariana Grande and a red carpet crasher. We all need a friend like Cynthia. Plus, cozy screen time chat: The Beast in Me on Netflix, a little Leo movie discourse, heavy Keri Russell appreciation, and a final question for the group chat… what exactly does Kris Jenner have planned for Britney Spears next?
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This week, Sami accidentally made 6 challah for Rosh Hashanah, Jordana shares her harrowing onion chopping accident, and Aleen reminisces about the ways she used to bribe Jordana to hang out in middle school. Most importantly, Jordana unveils her new custom 3 Betch Movers hoodie… We Here For You(r Move). Then, they dive into the headlines, starting with Lana Del Rey’s marriage to alligator tour guide Jeremy Dufrene, which simultaneously feels like something out of an alternate dimension and completely on brand. Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi shared wedding photos of their own this week, and they’re so very young, but we wish them all the best. Next, some Diddy updates and celeb death conspiracy theories (including a spooky Britney Spears/Brittany Murphy crossover). Onto film and TV, the trio share their thoughts on Nobody Wants This, Will & Harper, The Apprentice, and the trailers for Nicole Kidman’s Babygirl, and Amy Adams’ Night Bitch. Our Betch Of The Week is Lana for not giving a fuck and finding true love, and we’re sending onions (and knives) to the Caymans for maiming Jordana’s finger. Shana Tova!
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This week, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana catch up on airplane shoe etiquette (on or off in the bathroom?) before diving into last night’s VMAs, from live performances to fashion choices. Taylor swept for Fortnight, but we’re not buying it as the legitimate Song of the Summer. Meanwhile, Taylor and Travis are doing everything in their power to make us forget about that publicity breakup conspiracy document, and honestly… it’s kind of working. In related billionaire news, Selena Gomez officially joined the club this week, with the success of Rare Beauty. We love a self-made woman, and we will be sat for her upcoming film Emilia Perez. Up at TIFF, JLo and Matt Damon were spotted having an intense conversation while holding hands at the after party for Unstoppable, which stars JLo and is produced by Matt and Ben’s production company. What could they have been talking about? And finally, Netflix’s The Perfect Couple dropped this week and we have… critiques (except for Dakota Fanning, who was perfect). Listen for the full rundown on why it didn’t work for us. Our Betch of the Week is Selena, and we’re packing the plane to the Caymans with the writers room of The Perfect Couple.
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Sami and Jordana are here to bring some levity to a very heavy week. The two begin by addressing their thoughts with what’s going on in the world, before diving into this week’s pop culture. Spoiler alert, not much happened aside from Beyonce showing up at the Eras Tour film premiere in LA on Wednesday. Also this week, Jada Pinkett-Smith revealed that she and Will have been supposedly separated for 7 years!? Elsewhere in Splitsville, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner finally reached a custody agreement. They wrap up today’s episode giving their hot takes on an ethical dilemma from the Oversharing podcast, regarding a scalper and his former friend, and a bit of what they've been watching lately.
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This week Chris Burns, Bari Rosenfeld and Mike Coscarelli break down everything trending on social media right now. They begin by discussing Khloe Kardashian’s new face and whether or not it was fair for the entire internet to laugh at it. Next they dive into the Doja Cat incel chat room controversy and try to figure out what exactly is going on. Later they decide if Instagram was the right place for Lana Del Rey to take out her frustration on Beyonce, Arianna Grande and other female artists who are making pop songs about being sexy. Finally they explain once and for all the scam behind the infamous Instagram loop giveaways from shady influencers.
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The Betches are fresh off the heels of their speaking engagements at Harvard Business School, what like it’s hard?! They recap their trip and the drama that ensued afterwards. Then onto the biggest pop culture news of the week: Beyonce’s Cowboy Carter has arrived, and Jolene better sleep with one eye open. Taylor Swift has *officially* achieved billionaire status, and she Travis are going to Coachella together. Sorry, are they 26?! Lizzo’s quitting-- well not really. Listen and you’ll find out her reasoning. They wrap up with Aleen’s thoughts on Shogun, and Jordana finally watched Buying Beverly Hills! If you’re a reality TV lover, and if you’re still confused if canned tuna is chicken or fish tune into our website and socials on Monday April 8th to see what we’ve been cooking up.
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On this week on @betches, Sami and Aleen break down the reaction to Sydney Sweeney’s now infamous American Eagle ad campaign. Is it just a bad pun, or something deeper? Next, they get into the release of Happy Gilmore 2 and whether Adam Sandler is entering a full blown redemption era. Is this movie just a nostalgic cash grab or something more authentic? Afterwards, they dive into the recent chaos of celebrity couple news… yes, including Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau. They also take a nostalgic walk down memory as Sami gets ready to visit her old sleep away camp to talk about running a media business.
atBETCHES Chapters00:00 Introduction05:28 Sami is going to camp!14:15 What's up with the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle Ad?24:51 Thoughts on Happy Gilmore 234:06 We’ve seen too much of the Devil Wears Prada 2 movie already37:41 New celeb couples just dropped41:35 The Betch of the Week
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This week on @ betches, Sami and Jordana discuss their week off in ~Ibitha~ and the sheer joy of order chicken tenders at the club at 2am. They then dive head first into the royal engagement that is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Sami and Jordana break down the ring, the (cringey) instagram caption, and the swiftie chaos that followed. Plus, was Taylor not invited to Selena Gomez’s bachelorette trip in Cabo? And which one of Taylor’s exes should be invited to her wedding? It probably won’t be Jake Gyllenhaal.
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00:00 Introduction & Ibiza Trip Recap06:30 The Royal Wedding of Taylor & Travis18:13 What we thought of the ring and instagram caption26:28 Put A Like On It, Betch!34:04 Was Taylor Swift not invited to Selena Gomez’s bachelorette trip?38:50 What’s the deal on Zoe Kravitz & Harry Styles?44:06 Betch of the Week (edited)
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This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami unpack the 2025 Emmy’s snubs and reveal hot takes on Justin Bieber’s latest album. Then, they deep dive into Sydney Sweeney’s billionaire lingerie deal funded by Jeff Bezos. And finally, they debate whether Lena Dunam’s Too Much is the new Girls or if it’s just Netflix filler.
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This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami analyze the latest pap photos and rumors around Taylor Swift’s potential engagement to Travis Kelce. Could a pair of gloves be hiding a ring, or is it just freezing outside? Are they waiting until after the Super Bowl to make their big announcement? Is this all an intentional distraction tactic to distance herself from the Blake Lively drama? On that note, Jordana’s entire TikTok algorithm is full of It Ends With Us drama, which prompted her and Sami to rewatch the OG Gossip Girl pilot - and Chuck is so much worse than they remembered. Next, they celebrate Meryl Streep’s incredible escape from the LA wildfires by cutting a hole in her fence and driving through it. Then, Spencer Pratt remains consistent as Heidi Montag’s biggest fan, shutting down fan suggestions that she should join RHOBH. Our Betch of the Week is Chanel Ayan, who mistakenly thought the former Survivor contestants on The Traitors were in fact survivors of real life tragedies. No one is going to the Caymans this week - but if you think there’s someone who deserves it, let us know your thoughts!
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Happy Bday Aleen! An important day for Pisces everywhere. While Aleen’s in the Caymans, Sami recaps her trip to the White House and Jordana gives a sneak peak into her U Up interview with her dream guest Esther Perel. They recap the (boring) Oscars, where the most exciting headline seems to be Vanessa Hudgens’ pregnancy. Kim K also continues to attempt to hard launch Odell at every major event, including the Vanity Fair Oscars After Party, and no one cares. Speaking of couples, are Taylor and Travis on the rocks? Sami thinks so, while Jordana thinks Tay should consider circling back to one of her exes. Then onto more piping hot English breakfast tea – Kate Middleton’s photoshop fail, and Prince William’s alleged affair. We’ll see how things look after Easter… Also, this just in, Meghan Markle has a new lifestyle brand that just launched mid-recording… American Riviera Orchard. They wrap up with a VPR recap and the Mauricio/ Hilton drama. Olivia Rodrigo is our Betch of the Week for handing out Plan B and condoms to fans on the GUTS tour. Kensington Palace’s PR team will be sent to the Caymans. No further questions.
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The original recipe is back, IRL. Aleen kicks things off with a revelation that one day, some day, she *will* turn 40, but at least she has a trip to Japan to look forward to. Of course, we have to discuss all things Taylor ahead of The Tortured Poets Department release. Even Jordana has to admit Tay and Travis looked really cute at Coachella. On a *not so shocking note * the Golden Bachelor Gerry Turner is getting a divorce after 3 months of marriage to Theresa Nist…. It’s giving Kim K and Kris Humphries. Our Betch of the Week is NCAA superstar Caitlin Clarke, who’s worth way more than she’s being given. Get your sh*t together WNBA. As for the Caymans? Gerry and Theresa are on their way, they knew this divorce was coming before they even got married…. We’re unable to be duped.
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