Episodes
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Netflix wrapped up their teen rom com franchise with a tear-laden drama fest in The Kissing Booth 3. With lots of parties, break ups, and rich people problems, it was about as terrible as you'd expect for a third movie in a comedy series. Even still, we kind of liked it more than the first one? Either we're broken or the first Kissing Booth truly is that terrible.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Since Netflix decided The Kissing Booth needed to be a franchise, here we are! Yeah, we're as shocked as you are. Neither of us had seen any of these teen rom coms and didn't really know what to expect. I should have. I really should have. You gotta expect the arrogant alpha male right? Eugh.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Since there was a tie for IMDB's lowest rated DCOM, we decided to just watch both! This time we watched one of the THREE remakes of Freaky Friday. Did you know they made this? Did you know they made it a musical? We didn't either! While I get it's been pushed aside but jeez, y'all the rating was a little harsh. This isn't Home Alone 4!!!
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Look. Maybe it was the alcohol. Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, the Kim Possible movie is a gem of a film that people went after a little too hard. I'm gonna go with that one (although I also haven't seen it sober so who knows!) Either way, this lowest rated Disney Channel Original Movie made us laugh and was actually kind of cute.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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To try something a little different, I went though every single Disney Channel Original Movie to see which one was the highest on IMDB. Shockingly, we ended up watching a 2002 Shia LaBeouf film Tru Confessions. While I was avidly watching DCOM's at this time, this one didn't stand out as a favorite...until we got to watch it again! So join us for this extremely emotional family drama that may or may not have made John cry several times (IT DID)
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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In our lowest rated film to date, we had to (got to?) sit through The Howling VII: New Moon Rising. Or Mystery Woman. We're not too sure on the title. A gem of a film with footage from 3 other Howling Films and one truly terrible werewolf transformation I'll never truly get over. And fart jokes! Gee whizz, this movie has everything.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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We missed this '80s horror classic, and all of its many sequels, so it was nice to start with the first film in this long franchise. IMDB's highest rated for The Howling is the first one and it was uhhhh...a movie. It was sure a movie! I need a good movie someone help me.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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IMDB's lowest rated Highlander film, Highlander: The Source, really makes you think about the important things in life. Where are the planets? Who is Joe? Who can win in a fight: The Guardian or Pyramid Head? All things to consider while listening to us recap this little gem of a bad movie. My favorite! Also sorry it's late we got busy.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Full diclosure, going in, I knew "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE" and that's about it when it comes to Highlander. IMDB's highest-rated film in this franchise, the first one obviously, is a confusing mess of bad fight scenes and accents that I just...can't place. Is Tommy Wiseau in this movie? I think this might just be Tommy Wiseau.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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This lowest rated Bloodrayne movie is only a few notches below the highest rated, and for good reason. They were basically the same film! Just subtract one over-acting Doctor and add one over-acting Preacher, and you've got Bloodrayne: Deliverance.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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We've both somehow missed these classic Uwe Boll films, and you know what? Past me was wise to do so. IMDB's highest rated movie in this franchise, Bloodrayne: The Third Reich, is a nonsensical mess with bad fight scenes and a protagonist with zero personality. Anything redeemable about it? LOL I DUNNO, MAN.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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I mean honestly, I never thought we'd have to beg for people to stop putting murder in their fun dance movies BUT STOP PUTTING MURDER IN YOUR FUN DANCE MOVIES. IMDB's lowest rated movie in the Step Up Franchise is the final one, a 2019 3.7 star rated film from China called Year of the Dance. I'm still not really sure what they were going for, but I think they failed?
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Kicking off in the early '00s, Step up was a goofy dance fest that spawned...way too many sequels. Unshockingly, the one with Channing Tatum is the highest rated on IMDB, and while it was a pretty fun film, I'm still gonna hold firmly to the idea it didn't need any child murder. Maybe it's just me though?!
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Let's all take a moment to mourn. I must mourn, you see because I have wasted my life. I have gone days, months, years believing I was enjoying the world and everything it has to offer, but I was wrong. I was so wrong. And while my heart sings with the joy of finally seeing a dragon and gooey slug tentacle monster battle to the death, there is a dark part of my soul that will never recover from the years I have lost. Years spent only dreaming of a film so perfect. For IMDB's lowest rated Mortal Kombat movie, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, is a flawless amalgamation of acting, set design, and dialogue you'll make fun of for the rest of your life, and I had gone over 32 years without laying my eyes upon its purple, glittering frames.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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THE NEW MORTAL KOMBAT WAS EXTREMELY FUN, AND I WON'T HEAR OTHERWISE.
IMDB's highest rated movie in the franchise probably won't be highest rated for very long, but we watched it anyway because it's still the highest rated for now! With a load of silly fights and horrendous one-liners, y'all know this was right up my alley. Now turn your brain off and enjoy while being disappointed you couldn't see it in the theater and join in on the cheering when Scorpion yells "GET OVER HERE!"
(ALSO THIS WAS LATE I'M SORRY I'M VERY TIRED)
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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The lowest rated Predator movie is surely the lowest rated for a reason. Aside from the massively problematic Autism rep, it does its best to undo all the cool stuff Predator did in the first place. You can tell Rebecca writes these and not John because he would be less harsh right now. YOU DISSAPOINTED ME, THE PREDATOR, AND I WILL NEVER FORGET.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Yes, yet another classic '80s film Rebecca hasn't seen. The highest-rated movie in the Predator franchise, the first one, is likely just as you remember it. An explosion-filled fest of beefy arms and mud with a pretty epic original idea that is...okay.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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What do you get when two people are competing in the same franchise? An extremely underrated gem of a terrible movie. This is not what we expected, and I gotta say, way better than the prisoner race movie I watched last week. So buckle in (or don't it probably won't help anyway) and be prepared to fall in love with a snarky AI sex car. Yes you read that correctly.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Death Race 2008 is just Speed Racer with edgelord paint change my mind.
In all seriousness (HAH) IMDB's highest-rated Death Race film was a pleasant surprise without being at all surprising. With Jason Statham and dope lady villain, it's hard to go wrong.
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Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles sure did have Crocodile Dundee. And Los Angeles. And a shocking amount of lions. While the lowest rated film in the franchise on IMDB, we sort of enjoyed it...more? Maybe? I can't tell.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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