Episodes
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'It's like opening a pack of Starburst and finding out you've got the green one'
In this pod, Jim and Jules take on the task of dissecting another topsy-turvy week for Tottenham. After finding out that Spurs can't do it on a cold, wet night in Burnley after all, they discuss fine margins, Conte's tantrums, and a much-improved performance at Leeds, which saw the back of Marcelo Bielsa. They also look ahead to this week's FA Cup game up at Middlesbrough.
Substance and satire in your handy, weekly podcast. COYS!
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WE ARE BACK!
We actually have an episode to bring you this week as Tom, Ash and Jim could be arsed to record. Tom welcomes our Russian overlords, Ash talks about managing IBS and JIM makes sure that the lads actually talk about football after a magnificent Spurs performance away at the Etihad. Join us as we lavish praise on Kane and the squad as a whole and relish being another side's bogey team for once, with all the substance and satire you have come to expect from Cock & Ball.
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" I don't know what the Korean is for "meep meep" but my God he's quick"
Hope is a fragile thing, but Jules and Fenn are full of beans after a classy 3-1 win over Brighton last weekend. Join the lads to answer only fun questions like is Kane back to his best, could Cuti be one of our greatest centre halves, and why is Bentacur already our alpha midfielder?
The boys also predict a punchy FA Cup run, preview our two winnable league games (famous last words) and answer listener questions. That's right, there's more than one of you after all.
Your favourite blend of satire, substance and slapstick. Share the pod and don't forget to rate and review. COME ON YOU SPURS!"
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With special guest Steve from The Hot Spurs Podcast!
Two podcasts in one, you lucky people! First, Ash and Jules are joined by the wonderful Steve to answer important Spurs questions such as Nando's or Bella Italia and Chick King or Sam's? Later they are once again joined by Cock and Ball's Serie A correspondent Chris, as the trio dissect the incomings and outgoing from January.
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"Runs like an Emu with clubfoot"
Late goals and sh*t shows; join Tom, Ash and Jules as they navigate the highs of the late, late show at the King Power Stadium and a fourth defeat of the season to our West London rivals at Stamford Bridge. Ash forgets to use words, Tom makes noises and Jules tells it how it is.
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"The only thing that's worked hard is his fork!"
Ah Spurs; the things you do to us. Ash and Jules summon up their courage to wince their way through a bad week at White Hart Lane. A limp exit to the Cobham cretins, a stuttering win against Morecambe and our players looking as weak as our transfer business. Just as well there isn't anything significant on the horizon... apart from Eric Dier's booming podcast presence.
Join for our classic blend of Spursy satire, substance and self-loathing. We know you'd have it no other way.
COYS
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‘He’s Santa but he’s slimmed down and had a hair transplant’
After a Christmas break, Tom, Jim and Jules are back to talk about Spurs’ games over the festive period. They look at whether the draw against Southampton should be a cause for concern, the late win over Watford, and come dangerously close to giving Harry Winks some credit.
Substance, satire and a bit of new year cheer.
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"The cock had gone soft for a while. Then Conte came in and suddenly we've gone a bit hard, haven't we?"
After a short hiatus from Spurs actually playing football, the boys are back this week to give you some much-needed analysis and festive cheer. Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back on Tottenham's 2-2 draw with Liverpool, ask whether Harry Winks can actually play football after all, and come up with as many Christmassy football puns as they can think of.
It's your usual handy podcast, full of the substance you come for and the satire you stay for.
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Merry Spursmas.
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"Would you leave your dog with him?"
Oh Spurs. The things you do to us. Join Fenn and Jules to wince through our embarrassing defeat to NS Mura, whether Santa Claus saved us from a Burnley bruising and just how badly we can mess up back-to-back games against newly promoted Brentford and Norwich. If nothing else, we can always laugh.
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"It's like being at the birthday party of a 5 year old and clapping when they blow out the candle"
An injury crisis at Cock and Ball means the return of Ash's big bro Chris, this week the brothers discuss victory at home to Leeds and preview NS Mura and Burnley. Join us as Ash seeks cheap thrills and Chris requests a Conte pitch invasion.
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"It doesn't matter who it is, Spurs will break him: it's our thing"
This week Fenn and Ash were delighted to be joined by Spurs podcast royalty and host of The Fighting Cock, Flav. Tom and Ash explore Flav's love of Spurs before debating who makes it into a Spurs Cult XI.
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'I’m a nervous man because of the crimes I’ve committed'
[Disclaimer: we're only joking. No crimes were committed before, during or after the making of this podcast by your favourite foursome].
After a mixed week with a win in Europe and a dull away draw against our Northern cousins, it's left to Tom, Ash, Jules and Jim to contemplate the start of the Antonio Conte era.
Have we learnt anything new after these two games? Will Ash ever accept criticism of an Italian manager? Did Jim ever make it home for tea?
It's these kind of questions and more that help us keep on the Spursy train. Take a listen to your favourite blend of satire, substance and slapstick, share the pod and don’t forget to rate and review. COYS
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"He essentially fit in at Spurs like a foot in a glove"
Fenn is joined by Jim and Ash as they swim the swampy waters of last week in N17, including the departure of Nuno and hiring of a certain feisty Italian. Ash fails to contain his excitement, Fenn evidences his lack of culture and Jim is worried about a cat. The lads also try to come up with a suitable Conte chant, prepare to be disappointed but amused"
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"He’s the emo at a pop party"
This week, Jim and Jules do their best to try and not talk about back-to-back losses at Vitesse and West Ham. As they recorded before the Burnley game, and thanks to editing wizarding hitherto unseen in podcasting, Tom and Ashley decide to show their face as Spurs progress in the League Cup against Burnley. Seamless.
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"But alas, we ruined Geordie Arabia"
Tom is joined by Ash and Jim to discuss the spectacle surrounding Spurs' 3-2 victory over the Magpies and the game itself. Jim searches for moral compasses, Ash finds a link between Vitesse and Dj Luck and Mc Neat and Tom wonders what excites Martin Taylor. The lads also preview the upcoming fixtures at Vitesse and Stratford.
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"I disagreed with everything you said about the Arsenal game. This is personal now."
This week, Tom, Jim and Ashley dissect Tottenham's wins over NS Mura and Aston Villa. They talk about Nuno's change of system, how good Heung-Min Son is, junctions on the motorway, and a very fat man called Daniel Lambert. As you do.
Substance and satire in your handy, weekly podcast. COYS
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"It wasn't good, was it?"
Oh Spurs, what are you doing to us? Ash, Jules and Jim get aboard the unhappy ship Spurs to ruminate on a dismal North London Derby defeat. Was it the fault of the players, the tactics, or our metaphorical (and sometimes literal) anchor Harry Kane? Who knows. Either way, we sail on to another Europa Conference game on Thursday and look on the horizon as the Villans come to town with all the satire, humour and tales of s**thousery we can muster.
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"If he had to kick a puppy in the face to win a game, you know he'd do it"
Ash is joined by Jim and it's the return of big bro Chris. The lads ponder on the result against Rennes, the meltdown at home to that Oil rich team from West London and the Carabao Cup victory against Portugal FC. Ash calls for Hojbjerg's appointment as player-manager, Jim tells a story about the Chuckle Brothers and Chris plays a game of Snog, Marry, Kill.
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It turns out Eagles are tougher than Cocks.
Join Ash, Jim and Jules to dissect a comprehensive battering at the weekend featuring a terrible Tanganga, midfield doppelgängers and three centre back combinations about as useful as a chocolate teapot. It's okay though because we can remedy the situation with some Brittany based dish recommendations ahead of Thursday's ECL group opener at Rennes, and then predict how the visit of QPR with oil will go this Sunday in the groundbreaking Carbon Net-Zero match.
Some Spursy satire because reality is just too much sometimes. Like, subscribe and pass the pod. COYS
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"The Italians never learned from Vesuvius"
Who said the international break was quiet? Join Ash, Tom and Jules as they marvel at Argentina's ludicrous logistical nightmare, reminisce about fruit smuggling and their own security checks(!), and of course gaze into the Crystal ball for this weekends fixture. All your usual Spursy satire in the time it takes to walk from Seven Sisters to White Hart Lane.
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