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I still think about the old days.
Living in the city.
Same crew I’d known since college.
Doing the same old thing we’ve always done.
Warm summer nights on the roof top, passing around a bottle of wine + sharing stories about lives we had never led.
Sophia was my best friend, my ride or die.
The only person I’d both impersonate characters in the public streets while in the same evening cry my eyes into her lap.
The only one person to really see + understand the full spectrum of my oddities.
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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“Is that an American Accent?”
The voice came across the stone walkway between cafes.
I turned to see the face of a beautiful young man smiling back.
Blue eyes gleamed with deviant delight.
God bless, European men who have the audacity to try their luck with me.
“Join me for a glass of wine when you’re finished there,” he said.
I took my time flirting with the serving staff while I paid my bill + stepped across to his table.
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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Her name was Sasha.
A name that tasted like raw honey + razor blades.
Every Saturday night she came to dance at my bar to do what I fully believed was to weave her black magic through the intimate crowd that gathered.
Capturing their attention, feeding on their unholy desires, + bringing everyone down to their knees.
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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He was a charmer for sure.
A Peter Pan whose boyish good looks + easeful banter were magnetic to anyone who desired to be seen.
No one was immune to his allurement.
Capturing the attention + affection of his audience with every story laden with wit + excitement.
His strong presence to the shares of those he spoke to left every man + woman feeling they were the most important figure in the room.
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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All night she’s at my side, as my mind is entangled with fantasies of you.
The way your body molds to fit mine as we move in perfect rhythm.
The catching of your breath as I slide inside you.
The fervor + grasping at one another as if we hadn’t eaten in weeks.
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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I want many lovers. Perhaps I’m the insatiable one.
Is it cruel to hold the hearts of these humans?
Only giving them a part of me?
Granted it’s the best part of me.
Or at least my favorite.
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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She was a fire starter,
One of those who’d be charged with arson for lighting a place on fire with a single flutter of her eyes.
Tonight, I could hear the flick of the lighter as she teased the flame with her laughter.
She called for the night to take a turn for the better with the bottle raised in one hand + a card deck in the other.
“Strip edition” she ordered, as she tossed the deck on the table.
We all want to do what’s naughty,
But no one wants to begin it...
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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I have a theory you can’t truly know a person,
Until you’ve fucked them in bed.
Not that you should, because not everyone is someone worth truly knowing.
But he, with those baby blue eyes + smile that innocently charmed every man + woman in the room,
Made my heart curious + my pussy abuzz...
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
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How much time + distance is appropriate before you connect with a former lover?
Depends on your heart’s true mission + strength in restraint.I hadn’t made mine up before there she stood at my door.
Her dark curls plastered to her face from the rain, drenched from the unexpected turn of forecast.
She apologized for the surprise, but she had just gotten caught in it.
Right.
She was never very good at lying,
It was her left eyebrow that always gave her away.
I didn’t give her up, but instead played along.
Truthfully, my heart was entertained, eager to see how this story would play out...
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
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James Taylor on vinyl.
Half empty wine glass in hand.
I danced with abandon, a drunken smile, + two half open eyes
My bare feet pranced across the patterns of his living room rug
As my voice courageously attempted to sing words that did not match the artist’s own...
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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It was evening as we walked arm-in-arm through the quiet streets of Barcelona.
The sound of Spanish guitar lingered faintly in the air like the romance of this city.
My lover spoke not a word of English, and I but a fair jumble of mashed dialect.
I was told the best way to learn a foreign language was through a lover.
And I could see why...
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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On the back of his scooter we rode through the jungles of Thailand.
As I raised my arms out like a bird, I drank in the erotic nature of the land.
An odor of lush wet green + exotic floral filled my nose.
Primal in essence
Igniting this feral force inside of me.
We pulled up to a house set far back away from any town.
The perfect scene for erotic indulgence.
But before we went in, he took my face in his hands, holding my eyes captive with his penetrating blue eyes.
“You are not mine. You belong to the world.”
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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Ornate masks hide our face + character
Dressed in our finest attire
Sipping champagne out of tea cups
Pinkies raised skyward
Elegantly wasted + perfectly refined
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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The taste of stale wine faintly lingered in my mouth from the night before.
Dazed + confused as my eyes roved over the strange environment,
Attempting to recollect how I had gotten here
And where “here” even was.
I was tangled in a mess of sheets + the limbs of a gorgeous man.
Naked, breathing, + out cold there beside me.
As my memory started piecing the events back together,
I laughed + rolled my eyes at my recklessness + frivolity.
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
Want more?
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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His breath in my friends ear.
Telling her stories + making her body shiver with laughter.
Observation as his lips curled a mischievous smile.
Made of glass I could see right through him.
A tale of erotic threesomes with him as the star character.
Speak the lines correctly, dear, + you’ll have your happy ending...
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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Tell me a story of a woman who’s wild, free, + loose with her morals.
A tale of recklessness over wine
Of magnetic mastery + broken hearts.
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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One…two…three…
I counted the seconds of silence under the black silk tie that blinded me from the scene.
My body on high alert to to every movement + every sound in the space.
Fingertips ran up the base of my head, clenching around a handful of hair + tugging my head backward.
Wet breath on my ear, as whispered profanity set the tone like a spell...
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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He brought the cigarette to his lips.
The very lips that trailed my inner thigh,
Making my body tremble in anticipation.
Frustration.
As he knew quite well not to give the kid her lolli
Until she pleaded + begged near to tears for it.
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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She was a creature of the night.
Dark, captivating, the succubus type.
Had I been a stronger person, I might be able to resist her magnetic essence,
But it was her penetrative stare,
The one that pierced my soul with ten thousand needles of the most exotic poison that took me down like a rhino on the Serengeti...
Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.
A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic.
Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder.
So close your eyes, Let out a sigh, + come get intoxicated on words with me.
Want more?
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Original Erotic Poetry by Dr Cat Meyer
Music by Lena Ozea
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