Episodes
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This week, your hosts leap into the fourth dimension in order to wrap our heads around this baffling sequel to Cube. Maybe it’s the time distortion, maybe it’s the Fortnite walls, maybe it’s the impressively nonsensical writing and acting that seem to just rotate your body in zero-G as you age rapidly while watching this movie, … Continue reading EPISODE 124: Cube 2: Hypercube
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This week on Fearbaiting, our hosts return from Thanksgiving gatherings with their families and gather around to give thanks, for horror movies. Joining them in these giving of thanks, Val Flightcub has tagged along to show them a new one – The Love Witch! It’s technically a horror movie, so it fits! We’re VERY thankful … Continue reading Episode 123: The Love Witch
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Now that the season has since past, we’ve gone back and looked at October’s finest creation this year, the 2018 adaptation of Halloween! This is a full spoilercast, obviously, but we also don’t track the plot in its entirety, so if you haven’t seen the movie, your mileage may vary on how much of this … Continue reading EPISODE 122: Halloween (2018)
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Sara has her fingers in many devious soups, so cohost-from-another-podcast Satah has stepped in with Blair to talk about this movie that is nearly as inscrutable as the house it’s based off of! Explore this house disappointingly vacant of any kind of actual atmosphere are we discuss topics such as The Podcast That Pink Lemonade … Continue reading EPISODE 121: Winchester: The House That Ghost Built
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This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they’re joined by We Hate Movies’s own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone finally understands … Continue reading EPISODE 120: House of Wax (2005)
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Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains? In addition to this weirdly … Continue reading EPISODE 119: Friday the 13th (2009)
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Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, we … Continue reading EPISODE 118: The Haunting (1999)
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LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS “SCHLOCKTOBER” WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE’RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE. And hey! Li’l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: Season … Continue reading EPISODE 117: Halloween III: Season of the Witch
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SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD. *coughs* And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D! … Continue reading EPISODE 116: My Bloody Valentine 3D
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On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober! In addition to Michael … Continue reading EPISODE 115: Halloween (2007)
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Blair and Sara get a little randy and risqué in this week’s episode as we get dick-deep in the wussy (wall-pussy) of Deep Dark! Join us on this psychosexual experience as we cover topics like Best Emo-Rock Operas, Bougie Sports, Wussy Approval, Weekly Scheduled Actor Googling, Art Discourse, and MORE! RECOMMENDATIONS: Pokemon Moon Hospice by The … Continue reading EPISODE 114: Deep Dark
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Well folks, Schlocktober is on the horizon! Your hosts are settling into a comfortable fall mood with a perfectly serviceable haunted house movie, with James Wan’s The Conjuring! Join us as we figure out exactly what was buried on these grounds, and also, bullshit about VHS tapes! We also discuss: MLM/WLW Solidarity, Nut-Inducing Cinematography, Baby Decapitation, … Continue reading EPISODE 113: The Conjuring
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This week, we bring back on girlfriend-of-half-of-the-show Sophie to get all up in kinda-sequel kinda-remake kinda-parody???? Evil Dead 2! Join us as we talk about deadite fuckablity, weather cucking, Surprise Joe Pesci and so much more! RECOMMENDATIONS: Gaslight Anthem’s The ‘59 Sound Revolutionary Girl Utena Venture Bros.
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Choo choo! We’re pulling in to our final Final Destination destination. And you know what that means – Sara doesn’t get to write “death is after our hosts again” in the episode descriptions anymore! Let’s enjoy some candy windows and water balloon bodies, one last time. In addition to Final Destination 2, your deathbound hosts also … Continue reading EPISODE 111: Final Destination 2
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This week, Sara is taking a breakm but Blair brings on Robin Zeno to be complicit in the violence in Funny Games (2007)! Your loss, Sara! Topics include: Brief other-film diversions, Galaxy-Braining, Twinkish Murderboyfriends, Special Tools That Will Help Us Later, and Generally Nerding Out About Horror! Thank you as always to Satah for our intro … Continue reading EPISODE 110: Funny Games U.S.
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Hey, Sara’s back from her depression diversion! Her void vacation! Her sadness sabbatical! She’s back and ready to talk about death chasing down her and Blair, yet again – somehow, the reaper hasn’t managed to catch up with these two idiots. Anyways, hope you like Glenn Howerton! In addition to this teen death romp, we … Continue reading EPISODE 109: Final Destination
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This week, returning guest joins us again to talk with Blair about found footage trashfire Grave Encounters! We cover topics such as: Data Rockstars, Counting As Punishment?, Off-brand Zak Bagans, Leatherface, Wall Construction, and MORE!! RECOMMENDATIONS: Hole Down Until the Horror Goes by John Congleton and the Nighty Nites Thank you as always to Satah for … Continue reading EPISODE 108: Grave Encounters
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This week, Blair brings on previous guest and friend of the show Rinks back on to hail gay Satan and talk about The Blackcoat’s Daughter! We talk about A24 As A Genre, Weekend Mistakes, Lesbian Horror Movies, Satan As A Genre, and more! RECOMMENDATIONS: FX’s Fargo HBO’s Sharp Objects Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and … Continue reading EPISODE 107: The Blackcoat’s Daughter
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Be careful what you wish for… because Blair and Sara might actually talk about Wish Upon for the next fifty minutes! So face the consequences of your actions and join us this week as we talk about fuckable slender men, monkey paws and genie curses, off-screen gore, morally questionable decisions, and all sorts of other wacky … Continue reading EPISODE 106: Wish Upon
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Folks, strap in for this one: we say the word “stussy” a lot. It’s Videodrome! Long live the new flesh! We also discussed DINO DNA, The Technodrome, B.o.B. vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson, Robert Pattinson’s 9/11 Romance, APART-ment, and The Saga of Tiger Girl Fat Pussy. RECOMMENDATIONS: Crazy Ex-GirlfriendSecret Little Haven Thanks as always to Satah for … Continue reading EPISODE 105: Videodrome
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