Episodes
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More people are familiar with the David Bowie song "Cat People" than they are the 1982 film for which the song was written. This tale of sex panthers, melting corpses, and unethical zoos has us wondering exactly how uncomfortable we should be the next time we find ourselves in a pet store.
Discord (“What's Maureen”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they order the gumbo.
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Do you have the soul for getting down? Is Michael Jackson supposed to be a werecat? Who taught the zombies all this choreography? All these questions and many more will be answered in our examination of the spookiest music video of all time!
Discord (“I should curse more stuff”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they start asking the man in the mirror to change his ways.
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As a kid, did you ever tell a whimsical story to explain why you got so dirty playing outside? In doing so, did you ever convince Arthur Conan Doyle that you could manifest fairies with your mind? Well, that extremely specific scenario did happen to the elementary school-aged perpetrators of one of the world's first photographic hoaxes. Elementary school, my dear Little Monsters!
Discord (“That's a very dubious use of the word 'conventionally'.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can tell that this looks shopped from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in their time.
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It's time to check in on someone who's clearly checked out.
Discord (“WE'RE ON A BOAT”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they know how to fix this here ding-dang computin' contraption o' mine.
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The timeline has changed quite a bit since we went on break, so now we're back to save humanity from the rise of the machines! AI can't take our jobs if we take AI's job first, and the most prominent of those jobs is sending Terminators back in time to kill John Connor. Come with us if you want a living wage!
Discord (“I feel as though Gila monsters make Yoshi noises.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they've got Sarah Connor shoulders.
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War! The Merchant Church has begun its full assault on the Falcon Corps. Their ultimate weapon is ready to reduce Cay Caldera to a scorched rock upon the Stygian Sea. Is this the fiery end of the last free city in the world, or will our heroes find the way out of the danger zone?
Discord (“I will get Adam's cat to rap and you can't stop me.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can be my wingman anytime.
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Our heroes Wren and Fletcher are joined by their friend Impik on a mission to deal with the vampiric banker Count Esvanni... And that should give his evil plan just enough time to go off.
Discord (“hater's will say its photoshop”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if their little heart is wounded; think me not cruel because I obey the irresistible law of my strength and weakness; if your dear heart is wounded, my wild heart bleeds with yours. In the rapture of my enormous humiliation I live in your warm life, and you shall die—die, sweetly die—into mine. I cannot help it; as I draw near to you, you, in your turn, will draw near to others, and learn the rapture of that cruelty, which yet is love; so, for a while, seek to know no more of me and mine, but trust me with all your loving spirit.
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In their ongoing quest to stop the Merchant Church from obtaining a weapon of mass destruction, our heroes reconoiter with Wren's ex-wingmate, the Falcon Corps deserter Drusilla, to rescue a hostage from a ship in the Merchant Church's blockade of the island.
Discord (“This server is five cowards plus Allie, but we already knew that.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they bring back that lovin' feelin'.
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Continuing our high-flying D&D adventure, Wren (Allie) and Fletcher (Ben) keep a promise they made ten years ago to Demetria the sphinx. However, it looks like she may have some other, more selachian guests.
Discord (“You Are Not Immune To Gothaganda”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they tell me they love me (I need someone (On days like this, I do)).
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We're proud to present our first-ever FMR Special Event! Ten years after Wren (Allie) and Fletcher (fiend of the show Ben) completed basic training, the Falcon Corps convenes in a tower high above Cay Caldera to discuss an existential threat to their island home, the last free city in the world.
Discord (“Chaoschaoschaos”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they take the highway to the Danger Zone.
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Pokémon turns 40 this year (Not really)! And Adam is about to become a dad (Really)! Before his paternity leave, it's the perfect time to go back to the '90s and re-assess Mewtwo, everyone's favorite evil clone of a psychic cat-thing.
Discord (“WHO'S THAT POKÉMON? It's Tom!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they have all eight badges (or ten if you're Gary).
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Our fourth Pod-iversary is the perfect time to gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss our way through Greek mythology, because we're helping Medusa get her life back together!
Our guest this week is our friend August Hakvaag of the podcast "Wing Women", a queer-led actual play podcast about Soviet airwomen based on the exploits of the real life Night Witches. We follow them fighting to survive during a campaign of bombing against the Nazis.: linktr.ee/wingwomenpod
Discord (“Fourteen cabbages, one for each of the sirens.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they stop some jerk with a sword from cutting off their head.
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Dealing with the SCP Foundation can be a grim affair, but it helps to bring an expert. Kinchtheknifeblade, the creator of SCP-3004 (among many others) joins us on our first trip to the Foundation to seek out a peaceful resolution to the threat posed by the cicada-shaped deity known as Imago (who may or may not also be known as "Cousin Johnny").
Discord (“...turning the big giant gear at the old mill in Lancaster that makes the podcast go...”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they find a way to kill SCP-682.
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We hope your ready to brush up on tooth fairy lore, because we have questions! What's the point of collecting children's teeth? What does the Tooth Fairy even look like? What do different cultures do with their teeth? Elephants? The Easter Bunny? This episode fully got away from us, to be honest.
Discord (“They don't even have red-tinted eyeshine.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they remember to floss!
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The Witch-King of Angmar talks a big game for someone prophesized to not fall "by the hand of man" in a world filled with many people who fit the bill of "not a man." We know about one loophole in this prophecy, but just how many are there?
Discord (“I'm going to steal the Akashic Records.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they make Adam break his toe by kicking a helmet but then he finishes the take anyway.
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Apparently you can do better than Esrahaddon.
Discord (“Everything is strictly ecclesiastical here...”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they find Adam that damn wizard!
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The Patterson-Gimlin film is the most famous video in cryptozoology, but how many old white men with ridiculous cowboy names could possibly be responsible for it? We dip one big toe into true crime as the case takes as many twists and turns as could possibly be expected for a single Wikipedia page.
Discord (“'Go forth and cis no more.'”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a high stakes game of hide-and-seek.
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Ape-ril is back and bigger than ever! We just saw Godzilla x Kong: A New Empire. While we loved to see our boys getting along (mostly) and the screenwriters cribbing ideas from our goofball monster show (VERY allegedly), it got us thinking about the perennial complaint about this kind of movie. Can you actually "get rid of the boring human characters" in a kaiju film and still have a fully functional movie?
Discord (“Little guys adopting even littler guys”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in the American version, but lose to him in the Japanese version.
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Tom is back to talk Muppets, and we've never felt more alive!
Discord (“Sexy minotaur love is FORBIDDEN.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a spelling bee, but the most important thing is that everyone has fun!
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There is a gulf of understanding between humans and spirits in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Crossing that gulf to provide relief for troubled mortal souls is a noble goal. But maybe you shouldn't start by trying to be an unlicensed therapist for Azula, the final boss of therapy patients.
Discord (“What is the point of dog eugenics if you can be a different breed than your cousin?”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2
Email: [email protected]
Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social
DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they defeat Adam in volleyball for ALL TIME!
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