Episodes
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Knock knock! Who's there?
Why, it's only the Hook Cooks, here to cross the proverbial threshold into a truly doorknob-rattling adventure!
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Look, please just... just let us in, it's raining, like really raining, and we need a place to keep our japes and tomfoolery free from the wet. Please just let us drip-dry in the foyer... we'll regale you with a door-based fable in exchange! Afterall, as the good book says, "Door unto others"!
Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna
https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/
Music from archive.org:
The Don Baker Trio - "Poinciana"
Esquivel And His Orchestra - "Poinciana"
"Quintet No.3; Allegro Fugato; In Choral Style; Allegro Scherzando" - Alec Wilder and The New York Woodwind Quintet
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There exists a magical time where the sunlight begins to die and the sky starts to darken, where all the mystical creatures of the world exist. The time when werewolves and vampires skulk, searching for fresh victims, themselves as well as each other. Also during that time, sometimes, you will find a dwarf riding on a steampunky kinda motorcycle. You may even find yourself listening to the dark and mystical podcast Hook Cooks. Tonight in the kitchen, imagine the boys weaving together a tale that is sure to suit the mood- the sensual thrumming of hot steel, spinning those hot wheels across a hot red rock. Could you even imagine?
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/
Music:
'Epic Chase' by MaxKoMusic
'The Fairytale' by Vivek Abhishek
'Liszt Liebestraum (Music Box)' by neuf music
'Ghost riders in the sky' by Stan Jones
'(Ghost) riders in the sky' cover by Henrique Furtado
'Heavy Hardcore in the style of Thrown' by
'Abyssal' by Jacob Lizotte
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On your marks, get set..... listen!
To this!
It's an awe-inspiring Olympic episode from the tippy-top of the podcasting podium, your pals - the Hook Cooks. Our kitchen is thrumming with Olympic spirit, and we simply can't wait to represent you all (in a nonsensical sport of our own invention). Get excited, because we'll be talking about juicing at the Olympics - wait, relax, it's only like 60% what you think it is. So, in honour of the games, the athletes and the Olympic torch itself - let's get cooking!
Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna
https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/
Music from archive.org:
Henri Seroka - Selections from the album "Panoramic Sports Olympics"
Raymond Guiot - "Grand Country Rhapsody"
John Williams - "The House"
Jo Basile - "Just A Gigolo"
Jerry Murad's Harmonicats - "Harmonicat Jingle"
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We all wear masks throughout our lives- masks for bravery, masks to hide our pain, and sometimes masks made of the literal skin of a deity that we've cut down to silence those damn singing birds for once and for all. Whatever mask you choose to wear, make sure you wear it this evening while listening to the latest episode of the Hook Cooks! Along with our special guest for the evening, Chris Magilton from the audio drama podcast Among the Stars and Bones, the boys descend down a very dark staircase wearing velvety, violet robes stained with just a little bit of blood, and prepare themselves for one hell of a ritual! I wonder if we'll ever find out what's going down in this mysterious town.
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Don't go in there' by Megan McDuffee
'The Magical Tree Waltz' by The Seventh Midnight
'90s TV' by Dar Golan
'Warning Signs' by Benoit Vanhoffelen
'Darker Streets' by Benoit Vanhoffelen
'Gregorian Chant' by Kevin Macleod
'Poltergeist' by Pyxel
'Demonic Chorus Chant' by Procrastination Pictures
'Hello My Baby' by The Slick Back Boys
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It was a night just like tonight, I got a visit from some dame who came knockin' on my door. She walked in on a pair of legs. She tells me that she's caught up in some no-good nonsense. I tells her she must be joking. So she starts going on about the latest episode of the Hook Cooks, about its intregue and mystery, like it's the cat's pajamas. I take me a minute, maybe longer, and pour myself another glass. It always goes well with the cheap smokes that I like to chew on when I'm bored. "Do sepia-toned noir rips like me get healthcare?" I say out loud- but the room's empty. Where even am I? I try to find a door, but there's no way out. I sit back down.
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Closed Case' by Lofi Noir
'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley
'Le Soul Noir Jazz Ballad' by Freesound
'Vintage' by Lofi Noir
'Black Fingerprint' by Dylan Owen
'Epic Dark Mysterious' by Nvevermvnd
'Mysterious Psychological Horror Music' by Dukkha
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Well hello there, travellers. Our performance tonight features none other than Barry from the legendary movie-plot-predicting podcast Blockblunders, so strap yourselves in. Take a seat and let us serve you a delightfully heady brew to tantilize your brainbuds and let all your worries drift away. Take in the rich, toe-tapping and relaxing ambiance of the newest episode of the Hook Cooks as we take your coat and dim the lights. But be careful not to lose track of time, or who you are. We have no clocks here, but who needs them anyway? Why not just stay here and drink your cares away...
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Elegant Classical' by Music 4 Video
'Finger Snappin' Trio' by Blue Claw Jazz
'Happy Feet (Fast Swing 4) by Søren Bebe
'Berlin Cocktail Dinner for Two' by Smooth Dinner Jazz Ensemble
'Passion' by Sappheiros
'Descent into Madness' by Fluffy Dumplin
'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background' by Best Old Music Hits
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They keep telling us about the benefits of various leafy greens, but have you ever stopped to think that said leafy greens may actually be brainwashing our world's richest into becoming worker ants for Outsiders?! Well on tonight's episode of Hook Cooks we expose who is hot to trot, and who's got the brain rot. Think about it.
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Extraterrestrial' by jonathansegev
'Prayers and Hope' by R.O. Tuppelstowe
'The Wait' by Daniel H
'Space Banjo' by Greg Gibson
'Point Of No Return' by Alex Grohl
'Ambient and Emotional Cinematic' by bdProductions
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Do you hear that dripping? The constant droplets of water, falling square into the centre of your mind, endlessly? Even the largest mountains will eventually be worn down into dust by the ever-ongoing trickle of water. Now, what if that dripping were more drool like, and brackish? What if it were dripping from between two rows of teeth, and a pair of pale lips spread wide into a manic grin? Kinda gross, I'd imagine. But hey, at least they're having fun.
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Dark Tension Rising' by Mattia Cupelli
'Everything Combines Into One' by Ricky Music
'Dissent' by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
'Dukkha' by Secession Studios
'Intense Countdown Horror Trailer' by Victor Wayne
All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org
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Have *you* seen or heard any suspicious activites, such as being outside after the strict 7pm curfew? Do *you* know of any counterfeit Tweed manufacturers? Well, brave citizen, make your voice heard by listening to the newest episode of Hook Cooks! The brave and noble keepers of the peace on our glorious planet Earth are working round the clock to ensure that *you* remain safe from the dangers of free thinkers and liberated from your disruptive tendencies.
Stay alert! Stay vigilant! Stay quiet!
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Mystery' - Ctrl Alt Beat
'Til Kingdom Come' - Secession Studios
'News Intro Music' - Music 4 Video
'Championship' - Music For Video Library
'Filaments' - Scott Buckley
'Imperium' - Talekeeper Music
'The Chase' - SoundRideMusic
'Memories' - Eunoia
'Creepy Ominous Horror Suspense Background - Peder B. Helland
All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org
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Have you ever thought about how you're always between other things? Like how sometimes you're sitting between other people, and other times you're in between reading about and listening to the latest episode of Hook Cooks! Transitioning between things is quite interesting, like how we're all always slowly marching towards entropy. But this time, wizards are coming. Multiverse-traversing and incredibly jacked wizards. You've been warned, and now it's time to change.
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Music for Uncovering Dark Mysteries' - Secession Studios
'Generic 90s TV Music!' - George Streicher
'Temple Background Music' - Audio Studio
'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli
'The Wizard' - Infinita08
'Music for a Defeated Kingdom - Valor is Dead' - Seccession Studios
'Eternity' - Whitesand
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"And the Oscar for Most Tom Hanks Mentions in a Single Episode of a Podcast goes to...The Tom Hanks Variety Hour featuring Tom Hanks!"
Aw beans, we were so close! I know you're supposed to say it's an honour to be nominated, but Academy be damned - I think this episode of the Hook Cooks deserved to take out the fictional award I just invented. Check it out yourself today, and hey, maybe chuck us a sweet nom next year, we'll surely be back, BIGger and better!
Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/
Music from archive.org:
Dick Collins & His Orchestra - The Winter Of My Discontent
Franz Schubert; Franz Liszt - Wanderer-Fantasy
Pan-harmonic Music Society - Sailing Sailing Over the Bounding Main
Pan-harmonic Music Society - Set Sail
Paul Winter - Famous Pirate
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For when you're in the mouda, reach for the newest episode from the guys in the Kitchen of Creativity! These three cheesy chaps are churning through space and whipping up rebellion, complete with nondescript hero/mentor goings on, within the leftovers of something resembling a Space War. It's finally time to give this universe something to go twisty about.
Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna
https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/
Music from archive.org:
Bobby Christian & His Orchestra - The "Strings for a Space Age" Album (1962)
["Midnight Sun", "Out of this world", "Blue star", "Out of nowhere", "How high is the moon", "The call (Theme from space)", "Count-Down", "Flight into orbit & empyrean", "The call", "Re-Entry", "Finale"]
Music from freesound.org
Badwolf23 - "Spatial Audio"
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Aww shucks, we got one for the Moth-heads!
That's right, Moth-enjoyers. Begin secreting your various pheremones - because the Hook Cooks are cooking up a story that you're gonna love! And hey, honestly, if you're just sort of OK with moths... or even if you downright dislike 'em... this one's for you too.
How could so many mothy bases be covered by one (frankly excellent) podcast? Only one way to find out! Like a moth to a flame, be drawn into the inescapable allure of this Hook Cooks ep!
FLUTTERFLUTTERFLUTTER
Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com
Music:
'Summertime' - Booker T & The MG's
'Paradise' - Guy Lombardo
'Working In The Coal Mine' - Lee Dorsey
'The Saint' - Roland Shaw Orchestra
'Sun lips' by Black Moth Super Rainbow
'Industrial Heist' by Anton Shilo
'underground smarts' by staRpauSe
'Sleeping Giant' by Sirius
'Solemn' by Ethan Watts
'Journey to the Stars' by SavfkMusic
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Lean back, relax your mind, exhale deeply, close both eyes, listen to the sounds of your body, feel the tension in your muscles, now close your other eye (the third one), feel yourself slipp- wait, do you still have *another* eye open? How are you still able to see me? Your forehead real estate is wild.
Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com
Music:
'Neptune, The Mystic' - Gustav Holst
'Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra' - Britten
'Funiculi-Funicula' - Billy May and his Orchestra
'Penthouse Piano' - Jack Shaindlin
'For Want of a Star' - Bobby Rosengarden
'Hunting Knife→ Danger' - Neighborhood Cults
'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli
'Haul Away The Bowline' - De Wolfe Music Library
'The Storm' - Greg Dombrowski
'Three Sheets to the Wind' - Scott Buckley
'Chowke tribal chant' - Michael Crespo
'Tribal african jungle' - EITAN EPSTEIN MUSIC
All SFX is sourced from Freesound.org
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Don't bother tip-toeing around this episode- the hushed yet dulcet undertones of adventure, dripping from the silent, gaped maws of our hosts, snake inaudibly over still airwaves. But there is a light at the end of this tranquil tunnel- a musical light. A musical light wielded by a deaf subterranean creature. How, you ask? I don't know.
Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com
Music from archive.org:
"Concerto in G Minor for Flute, Oboe and Bassoon, Allegro ma cantabile" - Philadelphia Woodwind Quintet
"Drum Solo, Blues Theme From 'The Proper Time'" - Shelly Manne & His Men
"Billy In The Lowground" - White Lightnin'
"Namoon" - Maximilian Torsten
"Toxic" - The Surfragettes
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'Twas the morning of Christmas,
and all through the house,
not a PC part was stirring,
not even a mouse.
The headphones were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a podcast ep soon would be there
The listener and their crew were snug in their beds,
while visions of Hook Cooks danced in their heads...
And here it is! Our merriest, jolliest, jingliest episode yet! Pull up your stockings and rein in your deer, jingle your bells and throw pies at the Grinch. Wait.. that's not the Grinch.. WALT PSYCORP?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna
Music:
'Glistening Gifts (Slow Version)' by Fesiyan Studios
'Pandemic' by Liam Seagrave
'Beginning To End' by Hendyamps Studios
'Hot Ice' by Infraction
'Chase Scene Music 2' by Fesiyan Studios
'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the indeterminate Southern fried chicken entrepreneur keep his herbs and spices a secret? What happens to the galaxy if the spice does not flow? How many spice-farmers does it take to start a revolution?
Ahem. This episode of Hook Cooks asks some powerful and challenging questions of all of us, and is in no way affiliated with KFC. At least, not yet. Please direct all sponsorship offers to our usual email but any litigation to [email protected].
Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/
Music from archive.org:
York Brothers - Kentucky
Joe Costa w/ Howard Biggs' Orchestra - Kentucky
Merle Travis - Kentucky Means Paradise
Eddy Arnold - The Tennessee Plowboy and his Guitar - Roll Along Kentucky Moon
Princeton Seminary Choir - O God of Earth and Altar
Little Roy Lewis and The Lewis Family - Gospel Banjo
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Effortlessly twirling his way through the kitchen of creativity this episode is a most sure-footed guest—the clever and courageous Dan Last of @DicePaperRole. Dan's taken a break from adventuring through the Feywild to join us in another jungle of the mind, one alive with birdsong and breakdancing. Throw on your leg-warmers, practice your plié, and don't forget to shake that tail-feather, you dancing bird you!
Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com
Music:
'Balefire' by Scott Buckley
'POLAR BEAR' by Alexandra Tsikina
'Flamenco Music' by Liborio Conti
'The Breakdance' by Stereo Nuts
'Waltz medley' by Johann Strauss Jr
'Rush E Speed Challenge' by Nicole Billow Choreography
'Upbeat Funk Background' by Wavebeats Music
'4AM (TECHNO)' by Infraction
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Yes, yes, come, my child, into my Cottage and sit down on this lumpy pillow. Take that heavy coat off. Huff the thickly incensed air. In queso emergency, break that looking glass. Gaze into my crystal ball. What is it that I see in there? Why, it's the Hook Cooks off on another fantastical episode into their mind palaces, producing only the tastiest dishes, and they taste oh so Gouda. But quickly, my child, sup of their most tasteful essence Brie-fore they vanish backwards, or is it forwards, through time. This delight is laced with psychic energies, and revolving around none other than the inventer of Mouse himself!
If you need it, the toilet is Gruyere.
Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna
https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/
Music from archive.org:
Igor Stravinsky, Boston Symphony Orchestra, Pierre Monteux - Dance To The Glorified One
Rare Bird - Turn It All Around
University of Michigan Band - King Cotton
Hugh Martin & Timothy Gray - Overture: High Spirits
Ferde Grofé, The World's Fair Symphony Orchestra, Paul Lavalle - World's Fair Suite, National
Ferde Grofé, The World's Fair Symphony Orchestra, Paul Lavalle - World's Fair Suite, Fun at the Fair
Buddy Rich Big Band - Diabolus
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Hey, you wanna hear a secret about the so-called MOON LANDING? Buried deep in this totally normal episode of Hook Cooks is a story the government doesn't want you to know. They want you docile, content, at peace with your understanding of the world and the moon and how we 'supposedly' landed on it. Listen close everyone, say NAH to NASA, and wake up. The truth may shock you.
Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna
https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/
Music from archive.org:
New York Minute - Reaktor Productions
Red Skies - Holizna
Classic - Holizna
Moon Landing - Surak
Boss Theme - Sawsquarenoise
Space Western Banjo - TiMBR ZEAL
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