Episodes
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Joe watches the very un-fun, "Saving Christmas Spirit" (2022)!
Lucy, an anthropologist, goes to Scotland to find out if some recently unearthed journals are legit. Then the movie sets up a plot where she's trying to find an ancient shrine, but the movie also doesn't care about that plot so it's a waste of time. Joe gets very frustrated.
Listen to Joe call Lucy "Stacy" a few times in this, the sixteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Let Joe know if you know any Scottish ghosts @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!
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Joe gets irrationally angry at Holiday for Hire (2024)!
When Katie gets dumped right before she heads home for Christmas, she decides to lie! She lies a lot! For no good reason! Will she get her comeuppance? Not to Joe's liking!
Listen to Joe get genuinely mad at this movie multiples times in this, the fifteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
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Episodes manquant?
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Joe watches the odd and engaging Christmas film, "A New Christmas" (2019)!
While Gabir deals with Christmas for the first time since his mom's passing, he meets a new friend who changes the way he looks at the past. An interesting movie! It made me cry!
Listen to Joe sit outside and talk to himself in this, the fourteenth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Let Joe know how you're doing @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! He's doing only okay.
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Joe watches the movie that basically takes place in one setting, "Chrsitmas on 5th Avenue" (2021)!
Eva runs a company that offers to run errands and solve problems for you... but for a price. When the new task is to fix a man broken by loss, what will the true cost be? Almost certainly a big ol' smooch! I'm not sure if any of this makes sense!
Listen to Joe get mad a minor continuity error in this, the thirteenth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
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Joe watches the overstuffed yet fun enough holiday flick, "A Chrsitmas Wish" (2019)!
Joe returns once again to the works of Hilary Burton Morgan. She's starred in some of his favorites from the prior three seasons so it only made sense to check out a movie he hadn't seen. It has to do with a magical Christmas Wish and also features Pam Grier! It's pretty all right!
Hear Joe struggle to keep track of all of the subplots in this, the twelfth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Let Joe know your Christmas Wish @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! He can't grant them, though. He's just nosy.
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Joe watches the utter mess, "A Christmas Love" (2020)!
What is this movie? It is almost inexplicable, but Joe does his best. He can say it involves a stand-in for Santa or Jesus leaping from behind a bush, but that's all he knows for sure.
Listen to Joe talk about a movie that feels twice as long as it is in this, the eleventh episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
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Joe watches a movie which is a balm for his injured soul, "A Fireman for Christmas" (2023)!
This is the perfect movie for this series. Bewildering! Bizarre! Nonsensical! Just a wonder of bad stuff all rolled into one. It was so much fun to watch.
Joe has a great time talking about this movie in this, the tenth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
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Joe watches the very dumb, very stupid "A Christmas Vintage" (2023)!
Grown adults are told they can't date because they work for competing companies and I'm supposed to take this movie seriously? One character is so nasty to everyone else, he comes off like a cartoon character, and I'm supposed root for him to find love? No thanks!
Listen to Joe unravel in this, the ninth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Let Joe know your wine preferences at @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram. He knows nothing about wine. It's a drink, right?
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Joe checks out the desert heavy drama, "Christmas a la Mode" (2019)!
When Emily finds out her family farm is going to be shut down unless she can come up with a lot of money, she turns to where we all do: ice cream. Can Emily and Charlie Business find a way to make enough money and save the day? Maybe! Probably!
Listen to a very groggy and subdued Joe on this, the eighth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Let Joe know your favorite ice cream to go a la mode with @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram. I know it's probably vanilla, but I gotta write something here.
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Joe watches the delightful and genuinely sweet Chrsitmas film, The Holiday Exchange (2024)!
Wilde has gone through a breakup and needs a new place to go. Oliver feels stuck and would also like a change of pace. The two guys decide to swap locations and the magic of romance ensues! Joe really enjoyed this one! The end!
Listen to Joe struggle with so many characters while trying to describe a move he liked in this, the seventh episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Let Joe know how close you are with your mom @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!
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Joe watches the fresh-baked holiday treat, Sugar & Spice Holiday (2020)!
Depsite what I wrote above, the movie is actually only okay! It's totally inoffensive, especialy when compared to the awfulness of yesterday's movie. Anyway, Suzy goes home for the holidays and ends up roped into a baking competition. Will Suzy and her old friend Billy win the competition? Could they also prossibly win each others hearts?! The answer is yes!
Listen to Joe get befuddled at some of the decisions this movie makes in this, the sixth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Let Joe know what sweet treat you think of him as @joemoc on Twitter and Instgram! Please know that the sweet treat line is a reference to the movie and not just Joe fishing for compliments!
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Joe watches a movie he absolutely detested, "Better Watch Out" (2016).
Look, Joe always tries to watch a scary Christmas movie for the episode that comes out on Christmas. This year was no different. Unfortunately, he watched a movie he loathed. It was no fun at all, not even a little. This episode is short as heck!
Listen to Joe as mad as you'll hear him in this, the fifth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Tell Joe it'll be okay @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram.
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Joe watches a movie that loves it's sap-related puns, "Sappy Holiday" (2022)!
When Joy has car trouble en route to meet her boyfriend's parents for the first time, she finds herself staying with the Lewis family, the owners of a big maple syrup farm. In very short order, she learns life lessons and helps them change their gosh darn lives! It's not bad!
Listen to Joe be very tired in this, the fourth episode of of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! He's sleepy!
Let Joe know if you've ever been to a maple farm @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!
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Joe checks out the hoppy holiday movie, The Christmas Brew (2024)!
Tori is sent by the big beveragle conglomerate she works for to go buy a local brewery. As you might expect, it's not that simple. The brewery owner, Evan, has no interest selling, but he might have an interest in Tori. What happens when a simple business deal gets caught up in the feel(ings)?
Listen to Joe talk about a movie that's fine, just fine, totally fine, in this, the third episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Let Joe know your beer preferences @joemoc on Instagram and Twitter. He won't understand, but he'll be nice about it!
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Joe watches the fun and actually enjoyable rom-rom, A Christmas Dance Reunion (2021)!
What happens when Lucy heads back to her hometown to celebrate the closure of one of her favorite holiday memories? Well, she falls in love, of course!
Listen to Joe talk about a movie he enjoys and a character her adores in this, the second episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Please tell Joe how much you love Uncle Hank @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!
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Joe kicks off season 4 by watching the sleepy time tea of movies, Holidays at the Ranch (2023)!
When Kate is forced to go back to her home town thanks to her inconsiderate dad dying, she comes face to face with her old boyfriend, Matt. We then spend 40% of the whole movie on two dates with Matt. They are unending! Joe is unconsolable.
Get back on the horse with Joe as he makes a very exciting announcement in this, the first episode of season 4 of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! We're back baby!
Tell Joe how excited you are @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!
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Joe watches a movie that lies about being a Christmas movie, Perfect Messy Holiday (2021).
Emily decides to spend Christmas away from her family and heads to the sunny shores of Australia to finally write her book. Then it's not about Christmas any more. Instead, it's about her in Australia falling in love with someone back in her homeland of England. Also, her friend might be dying.
Check out Joe in this, the last prologue episdoe before a possible season 4 of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS begins!
Tell Joe it's going to be okay @joemoc wherever people chat about things.
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00a. A Very British Christmas
Joe is back and has brought a new Christmas movie with him, A Very British Christmas (2019)!
You ever watch a movie where it feels like nothing happened? Anyway, Jessica Bailey finds herself stuck in a small northern English town and IMMEDIATELY falls in love with a bloke. Then she threatens to leave, but never leaves. That's the movie.
Welcome back Joe with open ears in this, the prologue to a possible fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
Let Joe how you're doing on Twitter, Instagram, and Threads @joemoc! It's okay if you're not doing well. Neither is he!
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3. Family Ornaments
It's all unraveling and we're only three episodes in to The 25 Days of Joemas! Today's movie was one Joe really, really did not like. It's the family-friendly, childhood trauma-focused, be-careful-what-you-wish-for holiday adventure, "Family Ornaments" (2023)!
Meet Meredith! She's one of the most unlikeable protagonists we've met yet! She's an awful sister, mean wife, invasive mom, and all-around self-serving person! She at least seemed to be an okay daughter. Good for her dead mom, I guess. Oh yeah, her mom just died. Meredith buys a mystery ornament from a mystery German and accidentally kills her whole family because they won't follow her rules. That's the gist of the movie and I'm not kidding. Merry Christmas!
The episdoes are somehow getting longer. What's wrong with Joe? Why is he talking so much? Maybe you'll figure it out by listening to this, the third episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS!
Let Joe know if you made through this ridiculous podcast at @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!
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2. Mistletoe Time Machine
Welcome to the second episode of The 25 Days of Joemas! Today's celebration of Joemas centers on the high school time travel good time (don't focus too much on the trauma), "Mistletoe Time Machine" (2022)!
Ishani, Mei-Ling, and Taijah were high school best friends. They were also a part of the confusingly popular band, SQUAD 3D! That is, they were until the events of the Holiday Showdown! One passed out, one threw up, and one attacked a woman. They also stopped being friends. It was pretty crazy! Anyway, 14 years later none of them are happy and they're tricked by a creepy Santa to travel back in time and fix their problems.
Listen to Joe talk about a movie for longer than the movie lasts. Yes, for the second episode in a row. It's too long. He doesn't know what's happening. Maybe you can figure it out if you listen to this, the second episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS!
Tell Joe if you also thought it sounded like "race wars" @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!
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