Episodes
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Burps, bans, balls - this weeks episode has it all as Beck and Nicc expose the raw purulence that is neighbourhood shopping. Love it or hate it, every experience provides another reason to shop online.
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While lamenting and maligning the magnitude of lame entertainment in their neighbourhood, Beck and Nicc also derail the discussion to explore Stephanie's tough day at work, bosoms, happy endings, and the animal naming department.
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Episodes manquant?
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Combining two previous themes into one random episode, Beck and Nicc swerve aimlessly from pets to socks, internal organs to budgie smugglers, and bizarre headwear to dog rescues.
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Join Beck and Nicc as they harangue Kermit, discuss Christian dick picks, and malign people with supposed food allergies who eat everything in your fridge. Yep, it's the usual episode but with dating.
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This week's episode explores the wonderful world of neighbourhood pilfering. From ginormous thongs to innocent petunias, nothing is sacred in your local neighbourhood.
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After 2 lonely weeks without Beck and Nicc, the sun has risen, the birds are chirping, and live is worth living again. They're back!
This week the lovely ladies discuss neighbourhood home improvements that ruined their lives. Mostly. They do get distracted by pole dancing, Lutheran's v Catholics, spa antics, and head butting dogs. Yep, it's just another week in their neighbourhood.
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With the best of intentions, this weeks episode starts out as a review of Tip No 5. The topics include Beck's parking arrangements at Hillbilly Lodge, the joys of listening to Keith the Marabian Swearing Bear, why Nicc never has guests, and the hilarious (not) antics of share house lotharios. Sadly, as is often the case, the episode rapidly devolves into a commentary on food, good looking men, and toilet ships.
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Join Beck and Nicc as they saunter randomly through their childhood back yards. Stop and stare agog at the mulberry evening gloves, the Ocean's 11 inspired lemon heist, and the utter banality of the Cabbage Butterfly. Wonder briefly whether Ross Hedge took his ultimate revenge, and spend even less time contemplating the question, "Who the hell is Ross Hedge?". Finally, thank your lucky stars that mini Beck and Nicc didn't live next door to you.
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Beck and Nicc return to the Good Neighbour Tips list to jeer mercilessly at tip number 4.
Once again, the list reiterates the theme of communication, extoling the virtues of keeping your neighbour 'in the loop'. And, as expected, once again Beck and Nicc push this theme beyond the limits of decency.
I'm sure you all expect nothing less.
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This week, thanks to fangirl Alison, Beck and Nicc delve into the murky world of neighbourhood disputes. Besides unpacking their own dark secrets, they amuse themselves over a UK dispute between a couple of topiarist's and their ornithophobic next door neighbours.
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In a triumphant effort to flog a dead horse (not that we condone that type of behaviour), Beck and Nicc have once again slapped together yet another Best Of episode.
Mining the slim comedy vein in episodes 19 to 24, they've haphazardly cobbled together their ill conceived version of comedy gold.
You're welcome :)
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In the continuing saga of "What we did during COVID lockdown", Beck and Nicc have revisited episodes 13 to 18 and painfully extracted, what they believe, are the best bits.
They certainly hope you agree enough to write a glowing, bordering on sycophantic, review.
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COVID lockdowns and the excitement of reaching their 25th episode have driven Beck and Nicc to consider the joys and necessity of recycling. So this week they are happy to present a collection of their best bits from Episodes 1 to 12.
Please enjoy!
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Join Beck and Nicc as they ridicule yet another good neighbour tip. This week we learn about the activities you can't do on a lawn, who concocts evil plans for protea trees, and if the local green thumb actually hates their family.
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This week Beck and Nicc delve deeper into the Good Neighbour Tips and that discover Tip No 2 borders on stalking.
If peace is to be maintained in your neighbourhood, surely some illusions must be maintained. However, according to Tip 2 you should develop a comprehensive dossier on your neighbour from their vocation to their peccadillos.
Needless to say, Beck and Nicc do not agree, as they list and discuss the many things neighbours should never discovered about each other.
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What makes a good neighbour? Stuffed if Beck and Nicc know. That's why this episode focuses on Good Neighbour Tips.
Obviously, being very good at counting, the ladies have started at the very beginning (a very good place to start). So in their usual scholarly and sober manner, Beck and Nicc discuss, dissect, deride, and defile Tip number 1.
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After an unplanned break, Beck and Nicc are back to tickle your ear canals with more neighburhood musings.
This weeks episode explores suburban social media. Discover some of their favourite insults, who wants to have a scrag fight, and who should be blamed for the demise of Western civilization.
Enjoy!
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What suburban secrets await you at your neighbourhood medical centre? What infectious disease are you most likely to catch in Brisbane? Who really cares about Susan and her arm ulcer? Has Beck been examined by a pirate? The answers to all these questions, and possibly more, are unveiled in this weeks episode.
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Have you ever disgraced yourself at a neighbourhood gathering? Beck and Nicc certainly have. In this weeks episode they rip the band-aid off their humiliation and recount the gory details of their shame and disgrace for your listening pleasure.
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There is always one ignominious house in the neighbourhood, and this week Nicc waxes lyrically (or maybe complains loudly) about her experiences with 'the meth house.' Learn what uniform each occupant had to wear, who found Jesus, where he may have been hiding, and how many level's Nicc's 'condo in hell' has grown to.
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