Episodes
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I think this is a hell of an episode, we hope you enjoy it! Only one of us gets drunk, I'll let you figure out who. This week it's Junk vs. Humans and The Rape vs. Stocktaking. Goddamn these are some great songs. Get your ass in gear and get ready to judge us as we make the uninformed choices we have doomed ourselves to make.
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Man...sometimes we record an episode, and after it's done I want to go back and just hit delete. But I don't. You have to suffer through this if I do. It's a good episode, I just question my judgement and blathering more than usual. But, also, every podcast needs a villain and I'm doing my part to live up to the role. This week it's Bitches Brew vs. I Think You Know and The Phone Call vs. Dad! Dive in, nerds, and suffer.
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World's nicest Human Andy Kerr joins the three Nomeansnerd's to talk about flatware, and hundreds of other interesting topics! Special Note: We recorded this episode on video, so seeks us out on Youtube if you'd like to see this one with some faces. The last part of this episode features Andy pulling some surprise items out of a NMN grab bag, and while it works just fine on audio only, it's probably enhanced by seeing the visuals. Anyway, we're so grateful to Andy for sitting down with us, and all of the support he's given our dumb effort these past three years. Enjoy!
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Back again! With our dumb hot takes! Take our takes! TAKE THEM! This week it's No Sex vs. One and the Same vs. When Putting It All In Order vs. I've Got A Gun. More great songs and questionable commentary, and a hell of a lot of fun and nerding out. Enjoy! And remember, everyone's got a hole.
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An important message from host Jordon Flato.
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This week we're joined by a very very special guest: Jordon's son Parker! Parker is a literal lifelong NMN fan, and out-nerds all of us in the best way possible. This week we pit Heaven is the Dust Beneath My Shoes vs. Rise and Madness and Death vs. Ghosts. As always, the choices are hard, the votes are wrong, and the hosts are tipsy. Sorry, as always, that this one is so delayed. But hey, it's 2.5 hours. That should tide you over for a bit.
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Back again, with four great songs we stupidly compare and contrast. Also, Jordon briefly becomes Alex Jones before realizing his error. Victory vs. Land of the Living and Who Fucked Who vs. Old. Songs spanning the history of the band...which do we blithely toss to the side and which join Milkis on the dais? Tune in and get pissed!
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Back again, with some luciferian delights to thrill and enrage you. This week it's Red Devil vs. Joy and This Story Must Be Told vs. The World Wasn't Built In A Day. This was a delightful raft of songs to listen to a thousand times in a row, I can tell you. How will this one shake out? Do we make a pact with ol' Satan? Are we telling stories or arguing that the world WAS in fact built in a day (or maybe 7)? Tune in and drop out, nomeansnerds.
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Ever just feel like throwing the ol' paper bag on your head, mining your deep sadness and goin' out to yell at all the dumb f**ks out there walkin' around like they was blind? Us too. Instead we listen to some amazing songs which generate just enough catharsis to get us through one more day. It's Valley of the Blind vs. Almost Like Home and Everyday I Start to Ooze vs. And That's Sad. Time to piss off some of you again! Only doin' our job folks, only doin our job.
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Before we get into it, there are some serious audio issues here. So sorry. Didn't want to bin the whole thing, especially with it being late and all. The worst is the first five minutes. After that gets better with a little subtle echoing. Man. Sorry. Anyway. SONGS! DRINKING GAME! Every time Jordon butchers the title of Cats, Sex and Nazis, take a drink! You'll be as wasted as he was by the end. Cats, Sex and Nazis vs. Hello/Goodbye, and My Roommate is Turning into a Monster vs. Lullaby. A very interesting set of matchups. I think this ep is a lot of fun actually, we hope you like it too!
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The pod is back, and we've brought our lunch. Every time this gets fricken harder. This week it's Mary vs. Some Bodies, and Kill Everyone Now vs. Obsessed. I mean...come on. What the hell are we even doing!?! Anyway, these songs are great, all of them, and they all deserve to be lionized. Which we do. A lot.
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Hey NoMeansNerds! It's such a great time to be a fan of this band! The new book as released and is in the wild, Dead Bob is out there KILLING IT on tour (with a wider tour coming soon), and the general feeling is one of 'hell yeah the NoMeansRenaissance is in full swing!' In that vein we're THRILLED to bring you an interview with Paweł Homiński and Anna Mach, who are responsible for the Polish translation and publishing of the new book by Jason Lamb, From Obscurity to Oblivion. Paweł and Anna join Matthew in his garage, where we get to hear about their story, and hear about the experience of getting From Obscurity to Oblivion out to one of the bands most fervent and loyal fanbases. Enjoy!
Order the Polish version of the book here: https://www.underdogpress.pl/produkt/jason-lamb-nomeansno-w-drodze-znikad-donikad/?fbclid=IwAR05ehtEypC6Vwi3Ca5kWZ5H-2vzs2m8Dzpt13ZV3fLu4DWbFlKnNdHYDU0
English language version: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/nomeansno-jason-lamb/1142933540?ean=9798887440149
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THESE ARE THE WRONG ENDINGS!!!! Holy crap, this gets harder each week. Listener, I already have deep regret about a vote here. I don't think it's the Wrong vote, but man, it's hard to sit with. Michelle has stopped speaking to me. Many of you will come after at least half of the hosts this week. We are THRILLED to welcome back the wonderful Mr. Chet Zar, incredible artist and erudite NMN fanatic. We promised Mr. Zar he could return when a certain song came up, and came up it did. This week it's Big Dick vs. My Politics and All Lies vs. I Am Wrong. I mean, YOU choose between these songs, see how good YOU feel about it. Jeez. Thanks to Chet for returning, and thanks to all of you for continuing to listen to us even after we vote off what is sure to be a favorite of some of you. That's going to keep happening. It's the nature of this dumb format we chose. Sorry.
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BIG songs this week, spanning three albums and many NMN moods. Every week gets harder and harder (that's what she said). This week is It's Catching Up vs. Dark Ages and Two Lips, Two Lungs and One Tongue vs. The Fall! Get your axes sharpened, as at least 50% of you will come away pissed.
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Well, we did it again! We managed to corner one of the Wrights and demand they speak to us and answer our increasingly inane questions. There is a lot to dig into in this interview, with John giving some great insight into his amazing new project Dead Bob, news on the upcoming tour, and some tantalizing bits about upcoming projects. Grab a fork and dig in folks!!!!
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We are joined by amazing artist and bonafide NMN fanatic Chet Zar! The songs this week whip ass, the discussion is spirited and, if I don't say so myself, excellent. Sidling up to the bar is Mama's Little Boy vs. Body Bag and Give Me the Push vs. A Little to High. Damn it. Freakin' hurts more and more as these gems come before us and bare their necks. But as I remind Chet at a key moment, none of this fucking matters, and our votes mean nothing. So, grain of salt and all that. Enjoy y'all!
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What a bunch of songs! None of them deserve the boot, but two the boot must receive: I Can't Stop Talking vs. The Tower and Metronome vs. The Graveyard Shift. Man, this was a fun episode, and we love talking about these songs, but jebus it really hurts to say goodbye to some of these! Will the best song survive? Well, they are all great songs, so by definition, yes? I dunno. Sometimes I write these things in a hurry.
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Grab them weenies and 'mellows, impale them on a sharp stick and slowly roast them over a blazing fire kids! This week is...this week...the songs...well...hmmm. Look, The Terrible Machine(tm) decided to let a bunch of scrappy little fuckers have at it. Don't get us wrong, there are good songs here, but none you might expect to see in Round 2 or certainly to make it to Round 3 (with one notable exception I think). Any way, it's Baldwang Must Die vs. Life in Hell and No Fckng vs. Now It's Dark. Yeah, us neither.
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A true and proper episode this time gents and germs and ladies and lice and all in-between and outside. This week it's Paradise vs. Lost, and Ya Little Creep vs. Joyful Reunion. Some scrappy little toughs take up their knives against some bonafide Kaiju, trying to pull some real David and Goliath shit. Will these upstart more obscure scrappy little fucks take out their towering challengers with some well placed jabs and good luck? Listen in and find out.
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Hey nerds. This is NOT a 'real' episode. We normally would have just stayed dark this week while Michele is off gallivanting about having a 'life' or some shit, but instead, after podcast listener Emelie all but BEGGED Jordon to do an episode proselytizing about his favorite book of all time (soon to be yours) Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe, he couldn't resist the call, and sat in front of the microphone and blathered about this book for, oh, about 20 mins. I dunno. You can probably skip it. Except for Emelie. You made me do this.
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