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Episodes
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It’s painful when the memories return too suddenly. It’s less painful when we’re stealing villagers for mining work, blowing up a tombstone, revealing Chris’ ultimate weirdo secret, counting action figures, seeding rumors of a beautiful singer, shaking the faith of the faithful, extracting lore from the library, taking over the world for non-sexual reasons, psychologically torturing mom, realizing Alex is the last potential Dragon Master, guessing the next three plot points, mistrusting handsome men, confusing GnR with AC/DC, and yanking buns out of a fire. Whatever the problem is, the books will always have an answer.
00:00:00 Suiko Promo
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00:02:07 Intro
00:03:50 Burg-er Time
00:05:40 Saith-er Time
00:14:58 Nanza Barrier Time
00:17:43 Lann-er Time
00:18:40 Althena’s Shrine-r Time
00:20:43 Vane-r Time
00:24:45 Magic Guild-er Time
00:44:46 Panic In Meribia
00:47:41 Real Net
00:52:30 Outro -
I have so many frightening dreams these days. You have so many Lunar podcasts. This one’s got us getting villainously angry at Dyne’s Monument, locating a prescient Burg resident, being last beheld, refusing to forgive a loss-causing world, sending in the clowns, executing the perfect anime betrayal, speculating jokerification points, staring a dragon equipment collection, becoming a nasty little stain, mixing titillation with fear, asking Ghaleon to not kill one specific guy, threatening to bite off nuts, and boiling every video game objective down to this question: are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
00:00:00 Tryout Update
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00:03:11 Ghaleon at Dyne’s Monument
00:06:34 Burg Spring
00:11:59 Not Ghaleon, Dear Quark
00:31:05 Sega CD Ghaleon x Quark
00:37:31 Alex Wakes Up
00:43:05 Back In Burg
00:49:38 Dyne’s Monument
00:57:52 Real Net
01:05:22 Outro -
Episodes manquant?
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Once more into the poopy pit. Inside that mess we’re aspiring to the rank of Dragonmaster, misunderstanding Jessica’s social cues, hijacking the seas, letting Jessica cook in Silver Star Harmony, blowing up food, sleeping on the floor, getting my dinghy wet, better concealing the evil in our hearts, hitting Alex with a Trolley Problem, refusing to sign cleavage, suggesting a three way, repairing the marriage for the kid, avoiding hag sister friendship, debunking Fulari, and living a Total Elimination lifestyle. Just kidding, perv.
00:00:00 Fake Net Tryout Eval #1
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00:01:44 Intro
00:03:08 Master Mel & Ghaleon
00:08:24 Mel’s Mansion Sleepover
00:15:38 Bad Dream
00:17:53 Merbia’n
00:24:17 Boat Trip
00:27:37 Ghaleon x Saith
00:34:30 Ghaleon x Saith Houses
00:43:33 Ghaleon x Old Hag
00:47:47 Ghaleon x Weird Woods
00:48:19 Ghaleon x Burg
00:51:54 Ghaleon x Burg Houses
00:54:40 Real Net
01:02:56 Outro -
Enough with the googoo eyes, you geek. All you need is googoo ears to hear us forcing Mia to take control of the Magic Guild, sequence breaking a heel turn, addressing a problem but refusing to solve it, sniffing Mia’s bed sheets, beating the shit out of Lemia, using knowledge of the past to deal with the present, seeking to get railed, ogling at a birdy leggy bromide, becoming a sensual tomboy, only hiring pretty ladies, playing music from Eternal Blue, and marveling at Mary’s lust for Sega CD Alex. Loser pays for the drinks.
00:00:00 The Fake Net Is Dead
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00:02:40 Intro
00:04:42 Great Hall Debrief
00:12:21 Magic Guild Debrief
00:21:52 Vane Debrief
00:30:20 Spring of Transmission
00:31:00 Althena’s Shrine Debrief
00:34:24 Meribia: What’s New?
00:45:21 Black Rose Street Debrief
00:50:05 Meribia Dock Debrief
00:50:37 Mel’s Mansion
00:52:59 Real Net
00:58:16 Outro -
Show all the true soul of this imposter. Show your ears the tales of us demonstrating bravery, wearing underthings on the dome, prohibiting weapons at church, restoring memory with song, kidnapping singers for occult rituals, going Full Mom, predicting anime, desiring evil mommy punishment, blinging the dragon ring, passing back through the Cave of Trial, sorting through extended Sega CD events, and debuting the world’s finest Ghaleon impression. Brought to you by Michael “Rage” Hardy and James “Smarty” Cools.
00:00:00 Let’s Be Cops
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00:01:09 Intro
00:02:43 Return to Magic Guild
00:07:12 Crystal Tower
00:15:33 Star Chamber
00:26:06 Anime Spiral
00:28:39 Resuming Star Chamber
00:35:40 Sega CD Star Chamber
00:42:14 Star Chamber Debrief
00:47:40 Real Net
00:55:43 Outro -
Screaming will achieve nothing. That's why we're speaking at normal volume about lamenting the loss of democracy, getting weirdly nationalist about fish and chips, committing to a Ghaleon bit, doubling down on menopause jokes, finding ourselves incarcerated, taking Luna to Golgotha, spitting up dots, wondering if mom’s soul has been poisoned, smelling the real mom, freeing a criminal, growing a backbone, eating lunch during class, telling the world Alex is not a criminal, and doubling down on feet stuff. Crap on a Krispy Kreme.
00:00:00 Naming Roses
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00:02:38 Intro
00:04:23 Grand Hall
00:12:17 Meeting Lemia
00:20:27 Jail
00:35:06 Jailbreak
00:52:53 Real Net
00:57:44 Outro -
Real men can pitch tents in the blink of an eye. Real listeners will know when we’re threatening to zap men to the Frontier, steering a boat, deploying pipe organs in a fetid swamp, avoiding poisonous wa-wa, guessing dragon colors, regretting infernal curiosity, performing a sexual attack, promising not to use magic for evil, wondering if Phacia is real, feeling meat pass fresh lips, leaving to pursue a music career, blowing on my nevermind, bumpin’ uglies, predicting a fortune in the past, and using practical magic. I’ll never shut my cake hole.
00:00:00 Intro
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00:03:21 Guy and Boat
00:07:54 Lann Island
00:18:30 Zoc
00:31:25 Phacia?
00:36:05 Lann Debrief
00:42:22 Meribia Check In
00:43:08 Althena’s Shrine Check In
00:44:06 Vane
00:47:39 Magic Guild
00:54:42 Harmony Tea Time
01:01:00 Real Net
01:07:24 Outro -
Surprise! We’re back to season four with a very special 66th episode. We’re joined by Aidan Moher to discuss his upcoming book on Suikoden and Suikoden II and listen to some of Aidan’s thoughts on Suikoden I&II HD Remaster. In finer detail, that includes: accepting Suikoden pronunciations, measuring Suikoden’s place in RPG history, wondering if RPG sequels have a place in today’s game space, exiting battles in five seconds, filling a world with life and activity, totaling the cost of violence, interpreting Suikoden differently as adults, comfortably adjusting to sprite changes, making questionable decisions about what to remaster and what to leave behind, failing a background check, experiencing existential dread in a remastered Pizza Hut, smoothing out some legends of localization, and remaining true to piss. You must still Determine or Cancel.
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Fight, Magic, Items: The History of Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, and the Rise of Japanese RPGs in the West
00:00:00 Intro
00:03:50 Suikoden’s Beating Heart
00:15:36 Suikoden’s Stellar Moments
00:24:02 Let’s Make a Water Margin RPG
00:39:29 Favorite Stars of Destiny
00:46:42 Pronouncing Jowy
00:48:00 Bespoke Animation Preservation
00:51:23 Remaster? Remake?
01:02:16 Localization: Adjustment or Replacement?
01:10:05 New Features
01:15:16 Bonus Questions
01:21:46 Outro -
That freakin’ kid has no appreciation for capitalism. You freakin’ kids have appreciation for defining the rules of a cave, becoming the Chad of socialism, landing on Star Search, casting spells on the lake, tossing fireballs at fishermen, recording three distinctive la la la songs in Lann, playing booger barter, appointing a tormenter, using rage energy to turn into a Witcher, wondering if Victor is either supportive or critical of feminism, fondly recalling projectile vomit, and rhyming moss with boss. I LUV VANE.
00:00:00 Intro
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00:04:21 Nanza Mountain Pass West
00:10:35 Lann - Outside
00:22:26 Lann - Indoors
00:31:18 Lann Chief’s House
00:43:05 Lann NPC Redux
00:46:41 Real Net
00:51:30 Outro -
Cool, man. We cool men and a robot are socking a cheater in the gut, suffering a honker punch, getting duped by a lying treasure chest, allowing the fascists to pass through, teeming with the criminal element, moving drunk Kyle around the map, sleeping on a rock bed, building a jail in the basement, eating bugs, appreciating milfs, wondering if mountain fish is fresh, sashaying into a bedroom, smelling some sheets, reflecting people on mucus, becoming most entirely berserk and uncontrollable, and letting the brewskis run their course. I bet he could beat up all of you.
00:00:00 Elemental Gearbolt
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00:01:53 Intro
00:03:49 Meribia Mop Up
00:07:35 Nanza Pass East
00:11:32 Nanza
00:15:35 Dirt Surface NPCs
00:19:05 Nanza Basement NPCs
00:30:17 Nanza Upper Level NPCs
00:39:42 Chasing Kyle
00:46:24 Jail
00:55:24 Post Jail
00:59:53 Real Net
01:07:48 Outro -
Luck had nothing to do with it. You made the choice to listen as we’re applying Goku logic, admiring fashionable mage robes, ticking a clock, cosigning a case to a charge, going back to the pool, hearing rumors of a fake dragon master, leaving some dragon master business unfinished, falling asleep in class, letting Luna meet Mia, imagining Ghaleon vs Dyne 1v1 Final Destination, refusing to read books, detouring into Heathcliff, and following Christ’s twelve sidequests. I pegged a dragon master.
00:00:00 Vagrant Story Promotion
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00:01:45 Intro
00:03:31 Meeting Ghaleon
00:20:06 PSPool Scene II
00:25:38 Magic Guild NPC Round Up
00:33:31 Vane NPC Round Up
00:46:56 Shrine of Althena
00:51:29 Real Net
00:56:31 Outro -
Are you prepared for your journey of discovery? Learnings must include debating parlor admission, playing a lute like a weird asshole, conceiving destiny music, dreaming the same dream every day, going through the change of life, suffering provincialism, smelling of sea salt and dragon dung, freaking out the corrections officers, literally pulling the strings, sleeping past magic school, inviting a depressed girl on a dragon quest, and violating the sanctity of a bed chamber. Mmmm, it’s, no bother.
00:00:00 Intro
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00:03:04 Vane Magic Guild
00:05:50 Parlor Tricks
00:19:56 Magic Guild NPCs
00:39:52 Mia
00:55:25 Real Net
01:01:10 Outro -
May the goddess Althena shower you in her blessings. May you take a shower while blowing up Affleck’s head, mastering skills through perseverance, erasing exhaustion with magic, sucking off a healing stick for free, gaining testicles in Spanish, dropping an anal probe reference, beating up fungus, realizing only Vane may have electricity, loathing Luna Jealousy, realizing there’s evil in the towers, refusing to shine Althena’s light, finding recorded adultery, reading all the god damned books in the library, and never assuming the legends are true. GET THERE NOW.
00:00 Intro
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02:46 Leaving Althena’s Shrine
07:15 Spring of Transmission
09:46 Cave of Trial
28:14 Vane Outdoors
47:47 Vane Indoors
53:35 The Library
01:02:19 More Houses!
01:06:54 Real Net
01:10:14 Outro -
Still your tongue, cat. And activate your ears, as this time we’re receiving Japanese turd confirmation, roughing up Dross with kicks and pows, self-realizing limitations, sassing up “driveway,” getting ripped off on Black Rose Street, deploring a PMS joke, exposing beastwoman babes, talking on the world map, blowing the Vane reveal on PSP, stroking Nash’s ego, stretching out a floor mat, burying the dragon tribe, conjuring memories of Phacia, and realizing Phacia has red eyes. “And I’m always been comfortable with my body.”
00:00:00 Video
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00:01:54 Intro
00:04:14 Sega CD Sewage
00:06:44 Goodbye, Ramus
00:21:27 Meriba NPCs
00:25:11 Black Rose Street NPCs
00:29:42 Docks
00:31:50 Mel’s Mansion
00:35:37 Fun Traveling
00:40:20 Spring of Transmission
00:46:48 Althena’s Shrine
00:58:34 Phacia Room
01:12:06 Real Net
01:18:46 Outro -
It’s a dead man's party. That’s what podcasts are called on Lunar, where we’re realizing no underclass exists in Meribia, understanding Mel only trusts beastmen with weapons, verifying interspecies erotica, debating ho ho ho vs bwa ha ha, fist fighting a Hero, slandering lawyers and accountants, cringing at crushing on Jessica, locking tighter than a tenement in South Central, leaving a dent in your skull, slipping on drool, becoming victimized, getting son’d by Mel, dealing with The Guild of Brett, pushing buttons to make bridges, slaying a dragon, and having no doubt that she is the one. Now you have a friend in the Dragon Diamond business.
00:00 Intro
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03:02 Mel’s Mansion
12:48 Hell Mel
18:35 Fighting Mel
21:54 Mel’s Mansion II
33:22 Selling The Diamond
39:03 We’ve Been Had
44:08 Merbian Sewers
50:14 Water Dragon
54:41 Dross’ Humiliation Ritual
59:49 Real Net
01:05:56 Outro -
You kids are wack. And our hearts are content as we’re wondering if Mel took Meribia by force, placating the masses, lying to children, having a big dream, entering Dross negotiations, partying till we puke, knowing dragons are real, practicing swordsmanship, seeing our shoes under her bed, inventing meteorology, foreshadowing the necessity of magic, gender coding Luna to clean things, freaking out over a wig, and meeting a an ominous fortune teller. You’re a magician now.
00:00 Miniseries 6 Winner
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02:47 Intro
04:26 Meribia Buildings!
15:32 Dross’ Shop
20:13 Meribia Port
23:57 Black Rose Street
34:54 Black Rose Street Houses
43:03 Royce
59:04 Real Net
01:02:48 Outro -
Get up, stumblebut, we got jerkin’ off to do. Nope, sorry, wrong podcast. On this one we’re kink shaming a flying cat, valuing experiences over possessions, sleeping on a cot, marveling at the Meribian metropolis, questioning if turds are monsters or monsters are turds, wondering if Meribia is under mob rule, using a traveler’s cheque, role-playing with some kiddos, discovering a deliberate typo, citing inspiration from Playboy, and protecting every man’s right to be drunk and sexist. An extra hour of shore leave is the difference between getting drunk and getting arrested.
00:00 Drugs Chicken
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02:18 Intro
03:29 Tumultuous Morning
07:18 Morning Dialogue
20:09 Arriving in Meribia
26:45 Meribian Outdoor NPCs
38:11 Seagull Tavern
50:13 Real Net
55:36 Outro -
I won’t ferget your help. In fact, because of it, we’re introducing a fresh multiverse theory, confirming script suppositions, remembering we can’t sail without light, parting ways at the boat ride, climbing our big pole, eating fish every day, crying out for a minimart, changing out of boy mode inside of Luna mind, thinking clean dirty thoughts, stowing away Brett, chasing the stick off the porch, doing the Dew, questioning the feasibility of fireflies, and localizing a song based on nothing but vibes. Goodbye, my love.
00:00:00 Miniseries 6
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00:06:24 Intro
00:07:43 Breaking News
00:16:37 Sega CD Lighthouse Quest
00:24:01 Aboard The Hispanola
00:28:35 Lower Deck
00:44:18 Night Time
00:51:47 Boat Song
01:05:08 Real Net
01:09:22 Outro -
What the flippin’ hotdog is going on? Oh, I know, we’re exploring the nature of hags, visiting angelfire, finding an idiot in a dummy trap, twirling a comb, refusing the oxford comma, boiling a cauldron of animals, equating a hag to a witch, detesting backwoods inbreds, failing the ice mace quest, remaining calm while a monster wreaks havoc, fighting bugs naked, alliterating into oblivion, realizing Alex is the main character, feeling like dead weight, and helping Luna make a curious choice. I'll turn you into a soup that eats like a meal.
00:00 Studio Series 86 | 02:25 Intro | 03:47 Old Hag’s Forest | 15:25 Sea Hag’s House | 24:39 Return to Saith | 35:51 Saline Slimer | 42:49 Post Slimer | 48:48 Boat’s Leaving | 54:25 Real Net | 01:00:18 Outro
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