Episodes
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It was a long night. It is over. Maureen and Dan try and sort it out.
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Sayswhovians!
Longtime listeners might remember waaaaay back to 2016, back when Maureen and Dan were little babies trying to put out a podcast about an election. And they got smart people to help them understand what was going on. Reporters! People who Knew Stuff!
Yeah, they don't do that anymore for waves hands in all directions reasons.
But what if one of those old guests became news instead of reporting the news. What then?
Also, the gubenatorial candidate for North Carolina turns out to be a grade-A creep. Who'd have guest.
Hang onto your sacks.
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We’re nine years old! We did it! Dan cannot believe it. He really, really can’t.
He also can’t believe that someone ELSE tried to kill Trump. They were gonna kill that guy! But he didn’t. He was just your average weirdo with an AR-15 in a bush at a Florida golf course. And no one seems to care very much? Even Trump? It’s another normal day in America! Speaking of normal things and Trump, he’s also gotten into crypto! Neither Dan or Maureen can believe he’s taken this long to get involved. We are very close to the 2024 election and this is where we’re at.
But this week is about new starts as well. Will Maureen start a new planner? Will she learn to balance her life? Will she stop talking about Stanley cups? What is social media in 2024? And what happened that one time Dan tried to buy a car? YOU ARE NOT EXPECTING WHAT COMES NEXT.
Blow out the candles, Says Who! Here’s to nine more years!
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SaysWhovia,
Dan and Maureen stayed up late to debate the debate. Then Dan stayed up later to edit it. For stupid reasons, his mic sounds like shit. Sorry.
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It’s September! Dan and Maureen are back! SCHOOL IS IN SESSION.
What did they do on their summer vacation? They certainly went many places. Mostly, though, they miss dangerous playgrounds. Ones with tall, metal slides and things that spin and vats of broken glass. Yay! What happened while they were traveling the world? Weird stuff! Really, really weird stuff! Trump brought NFTs back, RFK got a whale head, JD Vance tried to shake a human fist. Stuff like that!
Now that it’s fall, it’s time to prepare for next week’s debate, the last eight weeks of this weird, weird election, and a trip to Disney!
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It’s the height of summer! Dan’s on the road, coming in from a Colorado hotel room. Maureen is about to head out on the road on her (somewhat delayed) US tour and then a UK tour! It’s travel season! And it’s been three weeks since the 2024 Presidential race turned upside-down. And Trump is taking it maturely and well, and by that we mean that he has gone back to Twitter because no one is looking at him with the same googly-eyed stare that he used to get. And his crowd size is FINE. It’s GREAT. It’s the MOST THAT HAS EVER CROWDED. It’s not all he cares about, but it is about 99.9% of what he cares about.
He needs a coping strategy. We know of one.
Meanwhile, Biden is coasting in his last semester, so Maureen and Dan have ideas about what he could be doing to have a RAD SUMMER. Speaking of RAD SUMMERS, Says Who will be off for the next two weeks while Maureen and Dan go about their travels. But don’t worry. Nothing ever happens when they’re gone.
Nothing can go wrong now, SaysWhovia.
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Look, we’re going to talk about Tim Walz, but Maureen has a book out and has COVID and is writing this notes.
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Maureen is sick, Dan is tired, but there's no stopping the vibe shift that has swept the nation with Biden dropping out and Kamala Harris speed-running her new candidacy. But most importantly, Democrats are finally saying the thing that Maureen and Dan have been saying all along: Trump and his goons are all deeply, deeply weird people.
Also, JD Vance f*cks a couch.
Welcome to the new presidential race, jump on in the water's warm.
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It's been one week.
One.
Week.
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Maureen is overloaded with energy. She is crackling. She just set the rug on fire. Dan Dan bring her down to earth? Yes, yes he can. With his tales of self-care, being a dad, and…uh oh! Maureen touched a piece of paper and it also caught on fire. She cannot feel her hand. Help.
Luckily, it’s just a week of seismic electoral shifts. The UK unsticks the right-wing underbelly. France flushes the fascists. And the US…
What IS going on in the US? Is Biden running? Does anyone know?
Maureen has calmed down. She is sitting on a spiky mat. Come and try it, SaysWhova. It is very sharp. It will calm you.Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho
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This week, Dan and Maureen…
…are trying. Look, you guys, they’re trying.
Have you *seen* this week? That’s what they’re talking about.
SaysWhovia 2024: help us carry the body!
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Hello SaysWhovia,
Do you like a train wreck? Do you like your life flashing before your eyes? Do you like two octogenarians arguing about golf? Do you like to hear Maureen and Dan at the end of their ropes?
You're in luck.
Everyone else, sorry.
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This week’s episode is a little shorter, because Dan and Maureen have agreed to watch and record their reactions to Thursday’s debate.
Dan is falling to pieces and Maureen is getting fancy for a secret party.
It’s all kicking off, SaysWhoavia. So give a listen to today's 30 minute SEE YOU TOMORROW, and come back Friday more ALSO MORE SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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Dan’s coming in hot today. He’s got a lot of jobs. Dad. Podcast producer. Guy who collects dog pee. Teacher. And number one pal to Maureen, whose clothes are inside out. Somehow, this ends up in a reasonably coherent conversation about how racism can be found in the darnedest places in American history! That stuff is everywhere! Maureen gives a short history on eugenics at state fairs. We learn about concerts Dan and Maureen have worked for various causes. And we talk about the saggy ball contest that is the upcoming debate.
But seriously, SaysWhovia. Dan has got to GO.
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Well, well, well. Dan and Maureen are running a tight ship today! Maureen knows where she’s going. Dan knows what’s going on. And once they get Maureen’s unused planner into the act, nothing can go wrong!
Dan guides Maureen on a deep dive into Rudy Giuliani's head, much like that billionaire sub guy took that cursed group of fellow billionaires into the depths to look a doomed wreck. Maureen learns way too much about the Hunter Biden trial and the contents of one man’s sock drawer. And finally, flags. It’s all about the flags.
Plus, find out why Maureen’s pilates teacher is going to hang out with a tiger!
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This week, Maureen tells a barely disguised tale of recent events, and then talks about her blood test results in a lot of detail. The conclusion? Oats. Meanwhile, Dan has been avoiding reality, but reality has been taking him on a map and finally caught up. This leads nicely to the Trump conviction afterparty and the strangely torrid tale of Hunter Binder’s trial.
But this is actually the musical episode. It cannot be explained any other way.
Five minutes, SaysWhovia! Places!Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho
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Hey main feed, surprise! This week's Town Watch episode, usually JUST for our Patreon supporters (which you should totally become!) is coming out on the main feed too!
Why? Because Trump is guity and that's just too much fun to not go worldwide.
So enjoy!!
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Oh dear. Maureen is having a moment. She had a challenging week and is coming to pieces. Luckily, Dan is here! With news! Dan always brings news. It never helps. This has been going on for eight years and is unlikely to change.
The UK has done the most UK thing ever by announcing an election no one is excited about. The Prime Minster stood in the pouring rain with no umbrella to give the news. Why didn’t he go inside? Because 2024. Stand in the rain. Meanwhile, Rudy makes it rain in a different way. It’s gross! Dan and Maureen discuss the best ways of surveilling America’s Mayor.
Also, Justice Alito loves insurrection. Are you surprised? And Trump trial one grinds to a close. Grind, grind, grind. 2024: year of the grind.
Let’s sit down with a cool cloth on our forehead, SaysWhovia. It’s all a bit of a lot.
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Rudy got served at his birthday party and Dan and Maureen are excited about it. That’s nice, because Maureen is having a bad week. But then Dan tells her all about his favorite insect: the cicada. It’s a hot cicada summer. Meanwhile, Trump’s first trial begins to wrap up. And there are going to be debates? Next month? In THIS economy?
Summer is in the wings, clearing her throat and getting ready to take the stage. It’s going to be hot, buggy, and stupid.
But probably no one will serve a warrant at our birthday party.
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Maureen is still in France! Surprise! She could not leave when there was still cheese to eat. Plus, she made a little friend.
Back in her home city, much is happening. Dan needs to tell her all about it. Stormy Daniels was on the stand, talking about shampoo. Michael Cohen apologies. Plus, a book with a terrible dog story and a Richard Scary worm lives in RFK’s brain. 2024! It’s deranged!
Grab your baguette, SaysWhovia, while we tell you a story.
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