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Katie and Bridget think happy thoughts as they re-watch the what-felt-like-80's-but-was-made-in-the-90's: Hook! Come along as we follow the ADULT Peter Pan, who has amnesia and is also kind of a dick now. When his two kids Jack and Maggie get kidnapped by Captain Hook, Peter has to get the real talk (but also has to mainly get kidnapped by Tinkerbell) to be taken to Neverland to find them! Once there he quickly bitches out on saving them and has to go through Lost Boys bootcamp to become the Peter Pan he once was/beat his amnesia - seriously this movie could have also been called Amnesia Island! Will Peter Pan earn the respect of the Lost Boys, learn to fly, survive for 3 days without food/vitamins, and ultimately save his children? Should Captain Hook just become a drag queen already so we can see some of those awesome wigs and outfits on the dance floor!? Released in 1991, it was directed by Steven Spielberg and stars Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Julia Roberts, Bob Hoskins, Maggie Smith, Caroline Goodall, Dante Basco, Charlie Korsmo, and Amber Scott.
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Katie and Bridget give each other a swirly as they re-watch the 80's classic that helped to solidify the "Brat Pack": St. Elmo's Fire! It's a movie about how all those terrible people you went to college with continue to be terrible, even after college! Come along as we meet the weirdest friend group ever. First we've got Jules, a woman who may or may not have killed her step mother, that has a nervous breakdown and lies to all her friends for no reason. Next there's Kirby, a terrifying stalker who needs to be arrested, but instead gets to kiss the woman he stalks and then just walks away like nothing happened! Huh!? Then there's Kevin, an emotastic guy who steals quotes from prostitutes, complains about never getting laid, and then writes an article about The Meaning of Life that none of us get to read because it's probably trash. Speaking of trash - Here's Alec, a cheating boyfriend who went from Democrat to Republican (BARF) who's originally dating Leslie, an aloof girlfriend who should have just proposed to be in a throuple already because what the hell are we doing guys!? And last, but certainly not least... We have Billy, a sax playing maniac who needs an STD test STAT and Wendy, a girl who may wear Spanx but what she really needs to wear is some glasses, because wtf did she ever see in Billy!? Released in 1985, the movie stars Demi Moore, Rob Lowe, Andrew McCarthy, Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson, Ally Sheedy, Mare Winningham, and Andie MacDowell.
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Katie and Bridget put on their masks as they re-watch the out-of-context movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch! It's a movie all about how the spirit of Halloween isn't about costumes, candy, spooky things, or fun... It's about MURDER! Lots and lots of murder!!!??!?! Come along as we meet Dr. Challis, a man who likes slapping butts and making out everyone around him. When he gets thrust into a murder conspiracy involving Halloween masks, he sets off to a random small Irish town in the middle of California with Ellie - a woman who is totally not a robot, we swear. The two come across the iconic Conal Cochran, the town's cult leader/resident witch (ala season of the witch). His evil plan to, stay with us now: murder all the children in America via lasers and bugs given through Halloween masks that were augmented by a piece of Stonehedge that he stole all with the help of his AI humanoid robots *deep breathe in* is revealed and Dr. Challis has to fight to save them all from prankster death! We've got 80's sex scenes, random butts, and lots of death in this Halloween movie that features absolutely no Michael Myers! Released in 1982, it stars Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan O'Herlihy, Michael Currie, and Nancy Kyes.
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Katie and Bridget drink some blood as they re-watch ANNE RICE'S: Interview with the Vampire! It's a movie all about how emo men can get when they are undead vampires that live for centuries ruining lives! Spoiler alert: they get SUPER emo! Come along as we meet Louis, the original vegetarian vampire, who has his life ruined/saved by Lestat, a vampire that is just Tom Cruise basically. The two spend their vampire lives in a relationship (with no on screen sex) just to eventually adopt a young girl into their vampire family - ruining even more lives along the way! With lots of vampire drama, a friggon vampire troope of theater kids (god help us all), and potential vampire alligators, Louis finally gets his story out to Christian Slater... Oh did we not mention that's what the interview was all about? Yup! We're convinced it was going to be the true story of all the Hollywood vampires cause damn Tom Cruise, have you ever met a wrinkle before!? Released in 1994, it stars Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Kirsten Dunst, Antonio Banderas, and Christian Slater.
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Katie and Bridget go to Spooky Island as they re-watch the live action remake: Scooby-Doo! All your favorite characters from the original cartoon are here! They're still solving mysteries! Life is good! Oh wait, sorry they all just broke up with each other and nevermind now no ones friends anymore... HEY JUST KIDDING! 2 years later and life is all good again! Don't ask us what the point of that was - we surely don't know! When Mystery Inc. gets invited to Spooky Island, they must figure out what's happening to all the Spring Break college kids... Has anyone checked on Mark McGrath? Because he might have something to do with it. Through teamwork and Scooby Snacks, the gang discovers that no big deal there's just an island cult that's stealing souls, replacing humans with monsters, brainwashing, keeping a vat full of protoplasm heads, using robots, and kidnapping Mr. Beans... All somehow orchestrated by our old dog Scrappy Doo (RIP)! It's a movie you'd probably want to smoke a doobie beforehand to really enjoy; unless you can get a ticket onto that Spooky Island plane cause DAMN where's our invite!? Released in 2002, it features an all star cast including: Matthew Lillard, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Linda Cardellini, Rowan Atkinson, and Isla Fisher.
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Katie and Bridget turn into mice as they re-watch a nostalgic favorite of theirs: The Witches! A movie that reminds us that witches are real, some are evil, yet most are just really enthusiastic about being in a witch sorority/getting to party at a hotel with their friends once a year. Come along as we meet Luke, a little boy for some of the movie - mouse for others, who is taught all there is to know about witches by his Grandma, a woman who will write a harsh Yelp review to defend her grandson. When they vacation at a seaside hotel they quickly realize they are in the presence of not only witches but also the Grand High Witch, the most dramatic woman you've ever met in your life who SHOULD have her own reality show! Her plan to turn all the children into mice is overheard by Luke, which leads him to get turned into a mouse and therefore has to pull an Ocean's 11 heist to defeat the witches. Will Luke have to stay as a mouse forever/also live in cool ass Lego houses that Grandma built him? Is Mr. Bean out for blood in the climax of this movie!? Released in 1990, it was based on the Roald Dahl book of the same name and features Anjelica Huston, Rowan Atkinson, Mai Zetterling, and Jasen Fisher.
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Katie and Bridget fight off aliens in Vegas as they re-watch the movie: Mars Attacks! It's a weird story all about how... Well... Mars attacks! Come along as we meet a ridiculously loaded cast of characters (that we just can't name all here because it would the length of a novel) who experience an alien invasion for the books. While first thought to be peaceful because of some dipshit's weird translating device (seriously who invented that!?), the aliens quickly make it known that they are really just here to kill everyone and cause chaos. But don't worry, it's not tanks that stop them... Or the military... Or even nukes... It's actually just a senile grandma and her yodeling album! We said it before and we'll say it again: THIS MOVIE IS WEIRD! Released in 1996, it was directed by Tim Burton and was based off of the trading card series of the same name from the 60's.
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Katie and Bridget log onto AOL as they re-watch the 90's rom-com: You've Got Mail! Just when you thought that AshleyMadison was bad, we're reminded of how people were electronically cheating in their relationships well beforehand! Come along as we meet Kathleen Kelly, a woman who owns her dead mother's bookstore, a brownstone (somehow), and has a boyfriend who is really gonna love Twitter one day. Her world gets rocked when Joe Fox, a multimillionaire, decides to open up a mega bookstore across the street from her shop. What the two don't know is that they've been AOL emailing and falling for each other this entire time. That would be cute if it ended there wouldn't it? WRONG! Joe forces Kathleen's store to go out of business, everybody breaks up with their boyfriend/girlfriend, and Joe realizes he's been emailing Kathleen - keeps it a secret from her - and then does psychological warfare to force her to hang out with him/start to like him AND SOMEHOW IT WORKS! ...We know. It sounds like a horror movie. But nope! It's a rom-com! Yay! Released in 1998, it stars Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks, Greg Kinnear, Parker Posey, Jean Stapleton, Steve Zahn,
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Katie and Bridget go to the Coco Bongo Club as they re-watch a very nostalgic movie: The Mask! Come along to Edge City (DON'T WORRY THIS MOVIE IS RATED PG!) where we meet Stanley Ipkiss, a grown man with stable income, a loving dog, and nice housing who is considered a "loser" because he "can't get a date"... Yup, what a loser! When he finds a mask floating in the city's toxic river he puts it on only to then transform into a chaotic cartoon character of a horny man. You thought that was crazy? Don't worry, we've also got the mob in this PG movie! Led by gangster Dorian who's out to rob banks, murder people, and possibly blow up his girlfriend Tina as well as his club (?). When Stanley's shenanigans get him wrapped up in all things felonies, it's up to The Mask (and arguably his dog Milo - who deserves a Dog-Oscar/Doscar) to save the day! Will Stanley be able to avoid jail time and get to make out with Tina? Is he also Cuban Pete, the king of the Rumba Beat!? Where he plays the maracas and goes Chick-Chicky-Boom Chick-Chicky-Boom!?! Released in 1994, it stars Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert, Peter Greene, Amy Yasbeck, and Richard Jeni.
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Katie and Bridget do a blood pact as they re-watch the movie: Practical Magic! It's a story about love, loss, witches, possibly vampires, FBI investigations, tequila, gardening, sisterhood... Honestly, the list goes on and on for this plot-packed movie. Come along as we meet sisters Sally and Gillian, two witches that get to live with their kooky aunts when their parents both die! Thanks Death Beetle! When they grow up they experience love and loss - one through the actual definition of that sentiment, while the other may or may not have been hypnotized by Dracula and subsequently held hostage by him. When they kill him/it, plot #57 takes place where they attempt to cover up the murder that ended up not really being a murder because then a couple scenes later there's a possession... And also an exorcism... AND ALSO ANOTHER LOVE STORY! ...Guys, this movie's got a lot going on okay!? Released in 1998, it stars Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Stockard Channing, Dianne Wiest, Goran Visnjic, and Aidan Quinn.
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Katie and Bridget get lost in the jungle as they re-watch the 80's movie: Predator! Come along as we follow a bunch of muscled, sweaty men (not Magic Mikes, unfortunately) who are traveling through the jungle in search of saving some hostages. What they don't know is that they are being hunted by an invisible being. Spoiler alert: it's the mofo Predator! When the men start getting killed off one by one they resort to blowing everything up, destroying the local ecosystem - via blowing everything up, and continuing to shoot guns even when their arms are blown off. But all that fails because what they really needed was mud! ...Just some mud! We've got Arnolds! We've got gratuitous violence! We've got Microsoft Paint CGI! We've even got a Predator that laughs at the end because why the fuck not! Released in 1987, it stars a cast of characters played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, Bill Duke, Jesse Ventura, Sonny Landham, Richard Chaves, and Shane Black.
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Katie and Bridget go and plant some flowers (since this movie doesn't have any) as they re-watch: Garden State! It's a movie that checks all the quirky bingo boxes INCLUDING having your star be Zach Braff! Come along as we meet Andrew, an emotionally stunted man who is traveling back to his home state of New Jersey for his paraplegic Mother's funeral! Oh did we mention that he had accidently caused his Mom's paraplegia? By pushing her when he was 9 years old and she accidently hit her neck? Then his Dad (who's also his psychiatrist) decided to send him away for years and years to boarding schools so they didn't have to live with him anymore? ...Yeah it's all kind of messed up! But when Andrew meets Sam, a woman who does not have brain damage but does have a pet semetary in her backyard, he discovers what it means to truly feel things again! Released in 2004, it was written and directed by Zach Braff who stars alongside Natalie Portman, Peter Sarsgaard, and Ian Holm.
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Katie and Bridget hire Quint from Jaws to keep watch over their surfing competition as they re-watch the inspirational movie: Soul Surfer! Based on the true story of Bethany Hamilton, who had her left arm bitten off by a shark while surfing and lived to tell the tale. Bethany's a competitive pre-teen who gets right back into surfing after her accident, but realizes that her life won't ever be the same. With the support of her parents - who may or may not be secret billionaires - she works towards getting herself back to competitive surfing with some strategic planning and lots of training. There's also Carrie Underwood... She's there too... Boy, she tries... Anyway! Will Bethany learn to reclaim all the surfing glory she once had? Is "wangle" a new word that we now will be using in our everyday vocabulary!? Released in 2011, it stars AnnaSophia Robb, Helen Hunt, Dennis Quaid, Carrie Underwood, Kevin Sorbo, and Lorraine Nicholson.
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Katie and Bridget enter a surf contest where everybody dies as they re-watch the movie: Blue Crush! It's a movie all about how hard work and perseverance will help you win the surfing contest... Even though our main character ABANDONS hard work to hook up with a random man and LOSES the surfing competition but still gets herself on the front cover of surfing magazine! ....!?!?!?? Listen, this movie clearly hit it's head on the reef, okay!? Come along as we meet Anne Marie, a pro hoe who yes, forgets about training for a surf competition because she meets a pro football player who gives her attention. Along with her friends Eden and Lena, they all work towards earning a living and helping to raise Anne Marie's younger sister Penny, a 12 year old who binge drinks on weekdays. Will Anne Marie be able to refocus and get her life back together before the tournament? Did the editor of this movie snort WAYY too much cocaine while working on it!? Released in 2002, it stars Kate Bosworth, Michelle Rodriguez, Matthew Davis, Sanoe Lake, Mika Boorem, and Faizon Love.
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Katie and Bridget break whales out of captivity as they re-watch the 90's movie: Free Willy! It's a story all about how unconditional love for an orphan and/or a kidnapped orca will lead to wholesome moments AND iconic Michael Jackson songs! Come along as we meet Jessie, an orphan who hates everyone and everything, except for his new bff Willy the killer whale. When Jessie gets a 12 year old job at the adventure park where Willy lives, they form a bond centered around shared trauma, fish, and angst. After Jessie discovers that the owners of the park are going to try to kill Willy for insurance money (this is apparently a real thing!!!), it's up to him and his adult friends to help bust Willy out and return him to his family - who have straight up just been living in ocean like ten feet away from the park this entire time. Will Willy be able to jump the jetty and make it back to his family in time? Did this movie actually shoot a giant mechanical whale over a child actor to get their money shot!? Released in 1993, it stars Jason James Richter, Lori Petty, Michael Madsen, Jayne Atkinson, August Schellenberg, and Michael Ironside.
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Katie and Bridget go surfing then sky diving then rob a bank as they re-watch the 90's action thriller: Point Break! Come along as we meet Johnny Utah (not a porn star), who begins working for the FBI in California. When he takes on a case looking to catch serial bank robbers (who are suspected surfers), he gets himself in the waves and drinking the surfing Kool-Aid. Along the way he meets Tyler, a woman who really should have just ran away from him and all the other dudes in this movie as FAST AS POSSIBLE. While she teaches him how to surf and not die, he also meets his possible 2nd love interest Bodhi, an adrenaline junkie who likes to stare at Johnny longingly - especially in the rain! When Johnny discovers that his throuple lover Bodhi is the lead bank robber the chase is on to end the chaos and not die. Seriously, there are lots of deaths in this ridiculous movie. Released in 1991, it stars Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, Lori Petty, Gary Busey, and John C. McGinley.
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Katie and Bridget become fishermen as they re-watch the 90's slasher: I Know What You Did Last Summer! It's a movie all about how if you accidentally murder someone and try to cover it up, you will get pranked a year later and possibly everyone around you will die! ...Seriously guys just call the police next time, okay? Come along as we meet friends: Julie, a sassy girl who probs has depression, her best friend Helen, a pageant queen who gets to sit in a clam in a parade (??), her boyfriend Ray, a guy who grew up to be a fisherman AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, and Helen's boyfriend Barry, a guy who is most def taking steroids. They are on the hunt to figure out who is sending them incriminating messages about their cover-up murder via yearbooks, bothering the locals, and not telling their parents or the police. We've got dead people, crabs, and a possible professional cleaner and/or magician as our killer in this Scary Movie inspired throwback. Released in 1997, it was written by Kevin Williamson and features Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr., Ryan Phillippe, Anne Heche, Johnny Galecki, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, and Muse Watson.
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Katie and Bridget sit outside in lawn chairs on a hot summers night in the middle of nowhere (no actually, this is how they recorded the episode) as they rewatch the rom-com: Elizabethtown! It's a movie all about how road trips can be fun, family can be loud, and meet-cutes can result in 24+ hour phone calls... Oh it's also about grieving with death and finding meaning in life again... Rom Com! Come along as we meet Drew, a failed shoe designer who lost his company 1 billion dollars. When he decides to Rube Goldberg himself a death machine to die, he gets a call that lol his Dad actually has died first and now HE has to go to Kentucky to deal with it. On the way he meets Claire, a peppy (but not cheerleader peppy) flight attendant who may or may not turn into his stalker. Over the next couple of days Drew learns what it means to truly live and how to appreciate the crazy - a lesson we all probably need! Buckle up for random celeb characters (HI PAULA DEAN), a playlist that will be added to my Spotify ASAP, and Rusty - the guy who trains your kids to be good via VHS tape by blowing up a building. That is not a joke that really happens! Released in 2005, it was written and directed by Cameron Crowe and features Orlando Bloom, Kirsten Dunst, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, Judy Greer, Jessica Biel, and Paul Schneider.
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Katie and Bridget start a business (that they label as just a club) as they re-watch the 90's movie: The Baby-Sitters Club! Come along as we meet all of the 10-13 year old girls of the for-profit Baby-Sitters Club - BSC for short. We've got Kristy, the leader of the club, who has to deal with her absentee father attempting to come back into her life and RUIN it UGH; Mary Anne, the girl who does dress like an old lady and probably should dump her red flag of a boyfriend Logan; Dawn, who likes to pick up trash and may or may not be Bridget; Claudia, the girl who failed science and has to attend summer school and maybe it was because the girls keep having meetings in her room preventing her from studying(!?); Stacey, the girl with diabetes who thinks that's the biggest problem in her life, instead of, you know, attempting to date a child predator; and then Mallory and Jessi... They're the other ones! One magical summer teaches these girls that friendship is truly magic... As well as teaches them when we should all call the police! Released in 1995, it stars Schuyler Fisk, Bre Blair, Rachael Leigh Cook, Larisa Oleynik, Tricia Joe, Stacy Linn Ramsower, Zelda Harris, and Ellen Burstyn.
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Katie and Bridget HOST A 2ND AWARDS SHOW!? It's our 200th episode and we're celebrating all of the past 100 movies we've reviewed over the last two years - since our premiere of The Sissy Awards! Come listen to see who gives us the biggest ick, who we all slow clap for, and which movie we think should have been made into a theme park ride. Who will go home victorious and who will go home crying? It's time to get nostalgic about our movie nostalgia!
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