Episodes
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Dear Humans,
What We Cover:
My birthday is coming up, and itâs time for The God Pod Holiday Special! You wonât want to miss this final episode of the year filled with holiday cheer!What God did (or didnât) get Jesus for his birthday (And why heâs sweating so much)
What weâre looking forward to in 2025, from Andor to a new Nintendo system to humans continuing to fight for equality and justice.
Whatâs going on with those mystery drones, and how Trump might be fooling us all.
Who Godâs Person of the Year is.
And much more!
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Dear Humans,
Jesus and God are thrilled to welcome progressive champion and fellow Substack superstar Jess Piper to The God Pod!
As someone who grew up evangelical, Jess was equally thrilled to FINALLY get to hear back from God and Jesus. Watch or listen to our interview nowâthis is one you donât want to miss!!!
What We Cover:The state of the American healthcare system
What Jess believes Democrats need to do to capture rural Americans
The surprising history of the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter
And lots more!
Questions for You:What do you think of Jess Piperâs âDirt Road Democratâ approach? Could it work nationwide?
In the episode, Jess Piper shares her take on the state of healthcare in America. Do you agree with her perspective? What changes do you think are most needed?
Which part of the interview resonated with you the most, and why?
Itâs not just us who see the power in Jessâs approach. Even AOC chimed in to amplify her message about grassroots rural organizing.
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Dear Humans,
Jesus was having a great Thanksgiving weekend with Mary and Joseph - not to mention seeing Wicked with Judas - until he learned that Joe Biden had pardoned his son Hunter.
This and more are discussed on todayâs new episode of The God Pod! Watch to hear what we think of Joeâs pardon, what Jesus thought of Wicked, how God celebrated Thanksgiving, and how corporate media has unfairly covered the economy.
While weâre on the subject of corporate media coverage, it will shock no one that to learn that yesterday, the NY Times ran SIX stories on Joe Biden pardoning his sonâŠand only ONE on Trump promising to weaponize the FBI to go after anyone he considers his political enemy, such as yours truly.
One way to fight the outdated, unfair media is to support leftist newsletters and podcasts like ours.
Establishment media has fallen to billionaire control!
Support independent media!! Weâre all you have left.
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Dear Humans,
Itâs time for a new episode of The God Pod, and this week weâre thrilled to be joined by Evan Hurst, author of The Moral High Ground and writer at Wonkette, one of the oldest publications on the Internet!
We discuss Donoldâs cabinet of clowns, the state of the Democratic party in 2024, and what individuals like you should be doing RIGHT NOW to improve their lives in these uncertain times.
Hilariously, God learns from his two fellow gay podcasters that Gavin Newsome actually isnât gay. Whoops! LOL.
By the end of the episode, Evan instantly lifts our spirits by bring his recently-adopted dog onto the podcast! Awwwww, sheâs so cute!
Enjoy this full animated episode with God, Jesus and our guest Evan!
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WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. UmâŠsorry.
Dear Humans,
In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here.
STOP saying âwe only lost by two points.â
STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work!
Do we want to win... ever? Letâs start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC.
Decisions likeâŠletâs be Republicans Lite.
Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is NOT ACCEPTABLE!
The Rebellion begins NOW!Please consider becoming a paid Substack subscriber to help Godâs rebellious, blasphemous, leftist network continue growing.
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Dearest Humans,
This week on The God Pod:
Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week.
God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donoldâs lies.
Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch.
Listen to The God Pod here or on your favorite podcast app, and let us know what you think of this episode in the comments!
BEHOLD!God is now only ONE spot behind Ann Coulter on the Substack US Politics chart! These rankings are determined by number of paid subscribers. Let smiting Ann Coulter be your reason for upgrading to paid today: Visit TheGodPodcast.com now!
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Dear Humans,
On this weekâs all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election.
Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why?
Donold asked his followers if they would ârather have the Black president or the white president?â
Donold threatens using the military to go after âradical leftistsâ who donât support him
Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivion
A discussion of the polls, and why corporate media wants you to think this is a horse-race
Join us as we condemn violence and racism, wonât you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments.
Love,
God
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BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything thatâs happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out!
Be sure to visit TheGodPodcast.com to get full video episodes and daily articles from God and Jesus!
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BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above!
Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isnât totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!
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Dear Humans,
The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he wonât run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time.
"No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year.
Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away.
Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because thatâs what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still canât believe his answer.
Halloweenâs around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him?
Robo-Donald?
Zombie Donald??
Cyborg-Vampire Donald?!?
We already have racist psychopath DonaldâŠalthough I assume all Donald retreads would have that.
Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.
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Dear Donald Trump Jr.,
I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day.
Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to âget over itâ the day after a mass shooting in Iowa. Human life is meaningless to him.
Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is as you dadâs cult rallies. He has been stirring up a hive of insane bees for 9 long years now. Did thou really thinkest the killer bees would never sting thee?
Thou shalt not blame Democrats for two registered Republicans trying to take out your dad in the last two months. Both assassins were registered as Republicans. This most recent one even voted for thy father in 2016!
It is not the fault of Democrats, who have always condemned violence and expressed gratitude that Donald is okay. It is the fault of Republicans, who see no problem in encouraging others to commit acts of violence, as your father did on January 6, 2021. As he did last week against Haitian immigrants. As he always does.
Hast thou not ever studied history? Being a fascist leader isnât all itâs cracked up to be. Thou might want to read to the end of what happened to Adolph Hitler in World War 2.
Those who live by the sword, die by the sword.
Those who live by the violent rhetoric, die by their own violent rhetoric.
Those who stand in the way of gun control, shall see their own family members die by guns not being controlled.
Here endeth the lesson.
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!
PS - Oh also, Jesus and I talked about everything thatâs happened in the last week in this weekâs episode. Itâs been a lot.
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Dear Humans,
Lo, last night was wonderful. It was the long waited for comeuppance that Donold so richly deserved. It was the smiting we all needed to watch! Thank you to everyone who joined our live chat! Jesus and I had so much fun hanging out with you! It was so nice having our live chat locked to paid subscribers so we could enjoy it without fear of having any trolls there.
After the debate, loser Donold went to the spin room, a sure sign that he knew he had just been destroyed. Every single channel was praising Kamalaâs performance and utterly aghast at the things Donold said. Except for Fox News of course, which merely complained that ABC did something called âfact-checking.â His supporters are now vowing to never watch ABC or Disney ever again. LOLâŠok sure.
https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/kamala-destroys-donoldmegasmite
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Dear Humans,
Weâre back! On todayâs episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus discuss all that hath occurred over the last two weeks, from the Democratic National Convention to Dana Bashâs interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
A lot of things happened whilst Jesus was on vacation! We also preview the first presidential debate coming on Tuesday night between Kamala and Donold.
GODâS 5 MONTH ANNIVERSARY SALEWell, tomorrow marks out 5th birthday here on Substack. Itâs been going BONKERS. We are now at #80 on the US Politics leaderboard. Only 10 spots to go to pass the vile one, Ann Coulter.
Unlike Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, and all those right wing podcasters, Iâm not supported by bribes from Russia. Iâm not paid by Putin. All I got is you.
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Jesus and I recapped everything thatâs happened in the last week. We celebrate the addition of Tim Walz to the Democratic ticket, and laugh our asses off at the ongoing smiting of Downfall Donold.
Forsooth, how does Donold keep outdoing himself in the humiliation department?
Wishing Biden was still running
Complaining that Kamalaâs crowds must be âfakeâ
âAccidentallyâ flying on Jeffrey Epsteinâs private jet in 2024
And so much more. Join us as God and Jesus try to process all the funny things that are happening.
I have faith in you, humans.
Love,
God
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Dear Humans,
Earlier this week, Jesus and I had the rare opportunity to converse with Project 2025 expert Andra Watkins, who doth cover Project 2025 every single day on her Substack, âHow Project 2025 Will Ruin YOUR Life.â Verily, we quickly discovered that Andra is exceedingly cool and fun, and doth enjoy cursing as much as God. She is delightful and brilliant, and we didst have a blast hanging out with her.
In addition to doing the Lordâs work in educating the world on Project 2025, Andra is a cherished member of the God community. I oft see her in our comments and restacking our posts, and if there be one thing God still enjoyeth, itâs that little hit of dopamine from likes, comments, and shares. This is because God is like unto Tinkerbell and doth require thy claps to continue to exist.
âI like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.â
- Michael Scott, The Office
ShootâŠlost my train of thought. Anyway, cuddle up with a cup of coffee and hang out with us. Thou hast a little time.
I believe in you, humans.
Love,
God
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Dear Humans,
Wow, what an episode we have for you this week! The rollercoaster has not slowed down and the last few days have been absolutely wild. We discuss the latest with data nerd Nick Powers.
Nick tells us about what heâs seeing and we compare notes. And what weâre seeing is AWESOME. The Kamala momentum is real and spreading. We also laugh at the expense of extreme weirdo JD Vance, which feels SofaKing good. Later on, we discuss Trumpâs weird speech to Christians. But first, we review all the amazing statistics!
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Watch the video!
Dear Humans,
I never could have imagined how emotional the past few days would make me. I have cried more tears of joy, hope, and pride than I can remember. For the first time in a long time, I am filled with hope for the future. Joe Biden's decision to step down wasnât just a brilliant chess move; it was a symbolic passing of the torch from one generation to the next. And all the next generation wants to do is save the world. They have been champing at the bit for a while.
I havenât been this excited about a candidate since 2008. Kamala Harris stepping up and shining in her new role is truly inspiring. Watching her rise to the occasion fills me with immense pride and excitement for what lies ahead. According to new polls today, Kamala is already beating Trump in the polls by 2 points, and she has barely just begun!
Of course, we couldnât help but laugh at the Republicansâ feeble attempts to criticize her. Their main complaint? They donât like her laugh. Itâs comical how they grasp at plastic straws. Meanwhile, Trump is sulking over the money he wasted attacking Biden. HAHAHAHA!
Trump attacked the Capitol to cling to power, while Biden voluntarily stepped down for the greater good. This concept of giving up power makes no sense to fascists, itâs as foreign to them as love.
In this moment of transition and hope, letâs embrace the future with open hearts and minds. Together, we can rally around Kamala and defeat the power of Trumpian fascism forever.
With hope and love,
God and Jesus
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Dear Humans,
Today Jesus and I sit-down with Johnny Palmadessa, a sharp young Democratic Strategist who found himself in the thick of chaos at the Trump campaign rally where a mass shooting occurred on Saturday. One innocent bystander lost their life, and Donald came within 2 inches bullet going through his brain.
Johnny shares his firsthand account of the event. Jesus and I tried to wrap our minds around it, and let me tell you, it's not easy processing this kind of madness.
Johnny's story is a sobering reminder of the real consequences of divisive rhetoric. Itâs a wake-up call, a cosmic nudge, if you will, to re-evaluate who youâre supporting and why. Who will attract more chaos like a magnet in the future? Who will work to calm things down?
So, do yourselves a favor and watch the full interview. Trust me, it's worth your time. You'll hear Johnnyâs harrowing experience, and maybe, just maybe, you'll come away with a clearer understanding of the gravity of the situation. Plus, Jesus and I throw in some of our classic banter to keep things light. You won't want to miss it.
Love,
God
PS - Watch the video!
https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/surviving-the-trump-assassination
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Dear Human Being reading this,
Itâs me, God, and boy, do we have a divine dispatch for you today! We just recorded a brand new episode of The God Pod, and youâre not gonna want to miss this one. We dug into some juicy topics that are hotter than hell's furnace, so grab your popcorn and buckle up.
First up, we tackled the question that's been on everyone's mind: Who exactly is trying to push Biden out? Surprise, surpriseâit's the millionaires and billionaires pulling the strings. The regular folks? Theyâre still supporting him. The real puppet masters here are the wealthy elites, and we're exposing their game.
Then, we dove into something Ted Lieu mentioned thatâs flying under the radar: the Epstein files. Yeah, you heard that right. Lieu said, âSomething I've heard that doesn't seem to be getting covered is the Epstein files ... Donald Trump is all over this ... y'all might want to look at that.â The #TrumpPedoFiles should be the hottest hashtag right now.
And if that wasnât enough, MSNBC played a side-by-side clip of President Biden speaking at the NATO summit and Donald Trumpâs unhinged rally from last night. Let me tell you, it was like watching a Shakespearean actor next to a guy screaming on a street corner. Bidenâs all about diplomacy and coherence, while Trumpâs rambling about airports and mothers helplessly watching their kids overdose. Seriously, what alternate reality is this guy living in?
Speaking of Trumpâs rallies, his latest performance in Doral was a doozy. He goes on about how âMothers will never again be forced to watch their children overdosing and hosp--lee. And we will never allow mothers to watch their child hopelessly dying in their arms, screaming, âWhat can I do? What can I do? Help me God, what can I do?ââ And don't get me started on his rant about dirty, crowded airports. Someone really needs to give this guy a reality check.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the latest episode and get the full scoop.
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Hey there, you beautiful mortals! Itâs me, God, back with another episode of The God Pod. This time, Jesus and I are tearing apart Project 2025, that insane conservative plan to turn the USA into Gilead.
First up, I go off on how these utter douchebags want to centralize power and roll back rights. Seriously, itâs like they want to drag us all back to the Dark AgesâŠ.and the Dark Ages sucked! Jesus jumps in to rip apart Trumpâs lies. Heâs pissed, folks, and rightfully so.
These idiots would melt the polar ice caps and call it a hot tub party. And donât get me started on their social security âreforms.â Raising the retirement age and cutting benefits? Thatâs some seventh circle of hell kind of crap.
Stand up against these draconian policies with all the might you can muster. And don't forget to visit thegodpodcast.com to join our community, sign up for our newsletter, and get the latest episodes, satirical news, and letters from yours truly. Whether you are a free or paid subscriber, I appreciate you being part of this community.
Tune in, laugh your ass off, and stay informed with God and Jesus.
Love,
God
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