Episodes
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Toppie reads his father's obituary (as written by his father).
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The LOTSL crew asks: What the heck is this "Sovereign Citizen" thing about? Plus, much much more!
Hey, listen folks: We here at LOTSL are getting a whole new show up off the ground with the all new LOTSL! However... there have been some unexpected technical setbacks... all of which we will eventually finger out. But until then... you might as well hear it on the ol' Smellcast feed until such time as we get it right. So... HERE WE GO... ENJOY!
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Toppie and his pal Manyan Phelps embark on a road trip adventure that takes them into the PATH OF TOTALITY!!!! Like... WOW... it's a total solar eclipse! Experience it in real time!
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Sassy McSass-Sass wants NOTHING to do with Aunt Tappie's sincere apology for going into outer space with Roger Bunting. We do, however, finally learn what happened to Aunt Tappie and Roger while they were off-Earth... and it's a tale NOT to be believed!
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That's right! Brenda Boo, Doc Stone, Jay the Hauntcub and Toppie Smellie have returned with an ALL-NEW episode of LOTSL... or... "Life On The Shit List"!
And it looks like there's going to be more, because we, the LOTSL Crew have committed to bring you brand new epsisodes once a month right here on the Smellcast feed (to start with). We would love to hear from you and for right now, please leave a comment over at The Smellcast.com, or email any of us at the address [email protected].
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It's another full round of sound clips sent in from Smellcast listeners! STICK THIS AND LISTEN!!!!
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First, a farewell to an old friend of the Smellcast.
Then, Toppie tells his pal Manyan all about a long time friend of his from Rochester NY with whom he broke off a long time friendshp. It seems Toppie's friend liked to break and enter abandoned homes to hoard whatever he found. At first, Toppie tells the sturry of his break up with conviction and a righteousness which he knows to be his. But later... somehow... Toppie changes his tune. And then.... it's suddenly a very different sturry...
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Toppie is embarrassed when Aunt Tappie tells the story of her first New Year's Eve drop in 1933 amidst the great depression!
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Sassy wants to record Toppie's chickens to hear what they will say at the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve!
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Happy Turkey Day 2023! Toppie is here with just about the ENTIRE Smellcast gang for a convoluted THANKSGIVING DAY JIFFY MIX CORN-PUDDIN' kind of celebration!
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On this special Halloween edition of the Smellcast Tommy Hashbrowns (Paul) stops in to tell his true tale of the unknown. Sensitive listeners: be advised of unsettling and disturbing content.
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There is some attempt by Toppie to do a very nice episode about what he and his cast members did over the summer. However, that attempt is quickly abandoned because the usual insanity erupts. This time, it's like... a blast off in Pickle Hollow... only not really... only maybe it is... oh, hell... YOU FIGURE IT OUT, OKAY!!????
And Also: Super-special VOICE MAILS from Tastes Like Burning, Tim!
Plus: Super-special appearance from guest star, Paul Chandler from The Shy Life Podcast!
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The Zombie weed! Oh, watch out for that Zombie weed...
Toppie and his pal Tommy Hashbrowns visit a marijuana dispensary somewhere in the north country, and later, Toppie experiences what he has come to call... his "Lost Weekend"! The true tale of a naked stoner for your edification and entertainment!
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STICK IT!!!! Yeah, STICK IT!!!! Stick it out your back door!
We got water puppets, fridge-drainage, snorers galore and lots of wetness! All these sounds and more on our latest ALL-NEW Stick It episode!!!
Special thanks to the following contributors:
Tommy Hashbrowns
Tastes Like Burning Tim
Scotty, The Little Aussie Battler
Harley in Denver
Kathy Bacon
Jay the Hauntcub
Paul Chandler
and Baron FrostiYOU (everyone and anyone) are invited to participate in a future episode of Stick It Out Your Back Door! Record a sound (or sounds) you think are interesting (most folks use their phone); attach the sound file to an email; send email to [email protected]. All entries will be included on the next edition of Stick It Out Your Back Door on the Smellcast.
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Some thoughts from a terlit cleaner about a way to move forward in an age of existential thoughts and impending doom.
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No actual white, far right, religious, whacko nut-job Republicans were actually killed during this episode of the Smellcast. And they should thank their lucky stars, because frankly... it was a close call.
It's a monumental global wide environmental disaster today on the Smellcast as Toppie and Sassy are washed out to sea in an epic tale of survival and far-right lemonade.
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Now more than ever, it is so important we teach our youngsters about acceptance and being kind to one another. In her own words: On this special June Pride edition of the Smellcast, we find out how participating in Drag Queen Story Hour has personally affected Maryland based Drag Super-Star, D'Manda Martini.
Find D'Manda Martini on Twitter!
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Longtime listeners of the Smellcast will recognize our guests this episode: Kevin and Brian of Dansbury Connecticut, lovingly known to Pride 48-ers as... "The Dansburries," return for a fun and informative chat-fest with Toppie.
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In this blistering climax, answers await those behind the scene at the Smellcast studio: Before this episode is done, the cast asembled will hear an answer from Toppie that will decide the fate of all concerned. Sounds pretty dramatic, huh?
Once again, featuring special guest star, IKK from the Shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler!
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You are urged to listen to this exciting END STORY to the multi-year Killer Gerbil storyline! Meanwhile, the Smellcast ensemble becomes more and more convinced that Toppie is planning to oust them all in favor of Ikk the Alien... from the Shy Life Podcast! Anyways... it's all rather confusing... However, you may possibly enjoy this. Possibly.
Featuring special guest star, IKK from the Shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler!
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