Episodes
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๐๏ธ The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 265: Average Dick Dave
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.
โLike a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.โ
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Weโre hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on general sale now โ grab yours at distantpod.com/live
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatreโจ This Weekโs Show โ Donโt Miss It!
๐ PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
๐ฅ Young Rory Compilation
Clip 1 โ Instagram
Clip 2 โ Facebook
Clip 3 โ InstagramSteff:
โฝ Total Football in Action โ Netherlands 1974
๐ Watch on YouTube
Elis:
๐โโ๏ธ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea
๐ Watch on Facebook
๐ PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steff Doc:
โพ The Clubhouse โ An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox.
๐ Watch on Netflix
Elis Book:
๐ The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley โ A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field.
๐ Buy on Amazon
๐ PART 3 โ PATREON EXCLUSIVE
๐ Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.
Steff:
๐ 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL
๐ Watch the clip
Mike:
๐ Just Funny โ No context needed
๐ Watch on Instagram
Elis:
โฝ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem
๐ Watch on X
๐ก Get More Every Week
๐ง Patreon gets you:
Bonus content every week
Michael Owenโs Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access and tour presale
Gift memberships๐ Prefer Wondery+?
Early episodes every Tuesday
Ad-free listening๐ Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense โ only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
Weโve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
๐ Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
๐ This Weekโs Clip:
Taken from โ171, Gordon Smart, Live At Islington (a)โ, itโs a laugh-out-loud moment you wonโt want to miss.
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Thatโs right โ The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre๐ฅ Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owenโs Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.๐ Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest.
โLike a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.โ
โจ This Weekโs Special Guest โ Max Rushden!
If youโve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, youโre in for a treat.
This week we welcome Max Rushden โ broadcaster, podcaster, football obsessive, and all-round good guy.
Max is the long-running host of Guardian Football Weekly, where he teams up with our friend Barry Glendenning for football chat, laughs, and chaos.
Heโs also recently launched a new podcast with comedian David OโDoherty called What Did You Do Yesterday?, where they interview fascinating guests about a completely ordinary day.
๐ง Guardian Football Weekly
๐ง What Did You Do Yesterday?
Maxโs broadcasting career has spanned BBC Radio 5 Live, talkSPORT, Channel 4โs Jump Off, and iconic years hosting Skyโs Soccer AM.
Known for his wit, love of the underdog, and eye for the ridiculous, Max fits right in at the Distant Pod.
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Weโre hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets on general sale now โ head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre๐ This Weekโs Show โ Donโt Miss It!
Max has brought some absolute gems to the show:
๐ฅซ Baked Beans, Penalties โ Max and Charlie Baker
๐ Watch on X/Twitter
๐ Man Versus Beast
Yes, humans really raced animals on TV in 2003. No, we canโt quite believe it either.
๐ Watch on YouTube
โธ๏ธ Steven Bradbury โ Australian Speed Skating Gold, 2002
The greatest underdog gold medal of all time.
๐ Watch on YouTube
(Yes, Joe Marler wishes he picked it, but no, it wasnโt actually his choice. And yes, technically Steff picked it for a live stream, butโฆ weโve lost the tapes.)
๐ A Little Extra Gift from Max
Max also shared this brilliant nostalgic piece that perfectly fits the vibe of the pod:
๐ Vonk, Zoeller, Tombaโฆ The Joy of Sporting Names (The Guardian)
๐ก Get More of the Pod Every Week
๐ง Patreon gets you:
Bonus episodes & extra clips
Michael Owenโs Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access & live tour presale
Gift memberships๐ Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes๐ Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense โ only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest.
โLike a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.โ
โจ This Weekโs Special Guest โ Max Rushden!
If youโve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, youโre in for a treat.
This week we welcome Max Rushden โ broadcaster, podcaster, football obsessive, and all-round good guy.
Max is the long-running host of Guardian Football Weekly, where he teams up with our friend Barry Glendenning for football chat, laughs, and chaos.
Heโs also recently launched a new podcast with comedian David OโDoherty called What Did You Do Yesterday?, where they interview fascinating guests about a completely ordinary day.
๐ง Guardian Football Weekly
๐ง What Did You Do Yesterday?
Maxโs broadcasting career has spanned BBC Radio 5 Live, talkSPORT, Channel 4โs Jump Off, and iconic years hosting Skyโs Soccer AM.
Known for his wit, love of the underdog, and eye for the ridiculous, Max fits right in at the Distant Pod.
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Weโre hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets on general sale now โ head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre๐ This Weekโs Show โ Donโt Miss It!
Max has brought some absolute gems to the show:
๐ฅซ Baked Beans, Penalties โ Max and Charlie Baker
๐ Watch on X/Twitter
๐ Man Versus Beast
Yes, humans really raced animals on TV in 2003. No, we canโt quite believe it either.
๐ Watch on YouTube
โธ๏ธ Steven Bradbury โ Australian Speed Skating Gold, 2002
The greatest underdog gold medal of all time.
๐ Watch on YouTube
(Yes, Joe Marler wishes he picked it, but no, it wasnโt actually his choice. And yes, technically Steff picked it for a live stream, butโฆ weโve lost the tapes.)
๐ A Little Extra Gift from Max
Max also shared this brilliant nostalgic piece that perfectly fits the vibe of the pod:
๐ Vonk, Zoeller, Tombaโฆ The Joy of Sporting Names (The Guardian)
๐ก Get More of the Pod Every Week
๐ง Patreon gets you:
Bonus episodes & extra clips
Michael Owenโs Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access & live tour presale
Gift memberships๐ Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes๐ Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense โ only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
-
๐๏ธ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
Weโve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
๐ Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
๐ This Weekโs Clip:
Taken from โ200: It's Been On The Radio Since 1942 Mikeโ, itโs a laugh-out-loud moment you wonโt want to miss.
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Thatโs right โ The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre๐ฅ Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owenโs Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.๐ Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 263: Choking Out OโToole
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure.
"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Weโre hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on sale now โ head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatreโจ Whatโs On This Weekโs Episode?
๐ PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
๐ฅ Maddison Levi tackle โ A clever hit youโll want to see.
๐ Watch on Facebook
Elis:
โฝ Craig Bellamy: Pure passion โ Classic Bellamy in full flow.
๐ Watch on YouTube
Steff:
๐พ Padel and Pickleball: The new badminton and squash โ The rise of racket sports madness.
๐ Padel highlights
๐ Pickleball highlights
๐ PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Elis Documentary:
๐ด That Was The Team That Was: Scotland โ74 โ A brilliant look back at a legendary squad.
๐ Watch on BBC iPlayer
Mike Book:
๐ Absolute Pandemonium by Brian Blessed โ Loud, chaotic, and very Brian.
๐ Get it here
๐ PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
๐ Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.
Mike:
๐คธโโ๏ธ Ashlyn Pinner & Brandon Gray (USF Cheer Team) โ Pure athleticism.
๐ Watch on Facebook
Elis:
โฝ Ajax youth team brilliance โ The future of football on show.
๐ Watch on Twitter/X
Steff:
๐พ Stefan Edberg magic โ A slice of tennis nostalgia.
๐ Watch on YouTube
๐ก Get More of the Pod Every Week
๐ง Patreon gets you:
Bonus episodes & extra clips
Michael Owenโs Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access & live tour presale
Gift memberships๐ Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes๐ Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense โ only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 263: Choking Out OโToole
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure.
"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Weโre hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on sale now โ head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatreโจ Whatโs On This Weekโs Episode?
๐ PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
๐ฅ Maddison Levi tackle โ A clever hit youโll want to see.
๐ Watch on Facebook
Elis:
โฝ Craig Bellamy: Pure passion โ Classic Bellamy in full flow.
๐ Watch on YouTube
Steff:
๐พ Padel and Pickleball: The new badminton and squash โ The rise of racket sports madness.
๐ Padel highlights
๐ Pickleball highlights
๐ PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Elis Documentary:
๐ด That Was The Team That Was: Scotland โ74 โ A brilliant look back at a legendary squad.
๐ Watch on BBC iPlayer
Mike Book:
๐ Absolute Pandemonium by Brian Blessed โ Loud, chaotic, and very Brian.
๐ Get it here
๐ PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
๐ Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.
Mike:
๐คธโโ๏ธ Ashlyn Pinner & Brandon Gray (USF Cheer Team) โ Pure athleticism.
๐ Watch on Facebook
Elis:
โฝ Ajax youth team brilliance โ The future of football on show.
๐ Watch on Twitter/X
Steff:
๐พ Stefan Edberg magic โ A slice of tennis nostalgia.
๐ Watch on YouTube
๐ก Get More of the Pod Every Week
๐ง Patreon gets you:
Bonus episodes & extra clips
Michael Owenโs Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access & live tour presale
Gift memberships๐ Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes๐ Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense โ only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
-
๐๏ธ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
Weโve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
๐ Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
๐ This Weekโs Clip:
Taken from โ76:Hackney Empire (a) 1st Legโ, itโs a laugh-out-loud moment you wonโt want to miss.
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Thatโs right โ The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre๐ฅ Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owenโs Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.๐ Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 262: Oh My God, Heโs 52!
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of vintage sporting clips, niche nostalgia, and the usual barely-relevant chaos.
This week thereโs Gen Z player confusion, outrageous tries, rally car legends, and Baker & Kelly.
"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Weโre hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on general sale โ head to distantpod.com/live for full info.
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets)
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets)
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire (Tickets)
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire (Tickets)
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre (Tickets)โจ Whatโs On This Weekโs Episode?
๐ PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Steff:
๐ป Baker and Kelly โ Classic radio chaos from two absolute legends.
๐ Watch the clip
Elis:
๐ถ Trying to Explain Gen Z โ Elis vs the modern world.
๐ Watch on YouTube
Mike:
๐ What a Try! โ โVintageโ rugby brilliance in one brilliant move.
๐ Watch on Facebook
๐ PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Mikeโs Documentary Choice:
๐ Legends of Welsh Sport: Nicky Grist โ A deep dive into the world of rally co-driving.
๐ Watch on BBC iPlayer
Steffโs Book Choice:
๐ Warming Up by Madeleine Orr โ A timely look at sport and climate change.
๐ Get it here
๐ PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
๐ Join us on Patreon for extra episodes, spin-offs, and priority live show access!
Steff:
โฝ Flip Throw Madness โ A stunning throw-in from the BBC archive.
๐ Watch on BBC
Mike:
๐ฅ Peter Williams: Cameraman, Darts Legend
๐ Watch on Instagram
๐ Watch on Facebook
Elis:
๐ Rob Howley and Neil Jenkins, 1982 โ Two future Welsh legends, looking very different.
๐ Watch on Facebook
๐ก Get Even More of the Pod Every Week
๐ง Sign up to Patreon for:
Bonus Episodes โ 30+ minutes of exclusive clips and chaos every week
Michael Owenโs Movie Club & Hoffi Pod โ Our incredible spin-offs
Gift Memberships โ Treat someone to quality nonsense
Early Access & Tour Presales โ Be first in line for the live shows๐ Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes for pure, unfiltered brilliance๐ Another week of sport, nostalgia, and total chaos โ only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 262: Oh My God, Heโs 52!
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of vintage sporting clips, niche nostalgia, and the usual barely-relevant chaos.
This week thereโs Gen Z player confusion, outrageous tries, rally car legends, and Baker & Kelly.
"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Weโre hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on general sale โ head to distantpod.com/live for full info.
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets)
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets)
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire (Tickets)
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire (Tickets)
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre (Tickets)โจ Whatโs On This Weekโs Episode?
๐ PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Steff:
๐ป Baker and Kelly โ Classic radio chaos from two absolute legends.
๐ Watch the clip
Elis:
๐ถ Trying to Explain Gen Z โ Elis vs the modern world.
๐ Watch on YouTube
Mike:
๐ What a Try! โ โVintageโ rugby brilliance in one brilliant move.
๐ Watch on Facebook
๐ PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Mikeโs Documentary Choice:
๐ Legends of Welsh Sport: Nicky Grist โ A deep dive into the world of rally co-driving.
๐ Watch on BBC iPlayer
Steffโs Book Choice:
๐ Warming Up by Madeleine Orr โ A timely look at sport and climate change.
๐ Get it here
๐ PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
๐ Join us on Patreon for extra episodes, spin-offs, and priority live show access!
Steff:
โฝ Flip Throw Madness โ A stunning throw-in from the BBC archive.
๐ Watch on BBC
Mike:
๐ฅ Peter Williams: Cameraman, Darts Legend
๐ Watch on Instagram
๐ Watch on Facebook
Elis:
๐ Rob Howley and Neil Jenkins, 1982 โ Two future Welsh legends, looking very different.
๐ Watch on Facebook
๐ก Get Even More of the Pod Every Week
๐ง Sign up to Patreon for:
Bonus Episodes โ 30+ minutes of exclusive clips and chaos every week
Michael Owenโs Movie Club & Hoffi Pod โ Our incredible spin-offs
Gift Memberships โ Treat someone to quality nonsense
Early Access & Tour Presales โ Be first in line for the live shows๐ Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes for pure, unfiltered brilliance๐ Another week of sport, nostalgia, and total chaos โ only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
-
๐๏ธ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
Weโve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
๐ Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
๐ This Weekโs Clip:
Taken from โ76:Hackney Empire (a) 1st Legโ, itโs a laugh-out-loud moment you wonโt want to miss.
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Thatโs right โ The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre๐ฅ Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owenโs Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.๐ Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 261: Medium Performance
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.
This week weโve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwardsโ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style.
"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Thatโs right โ The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
๐ซ Want early access? Join the Patreon on a paid tier and get in ahead of the crowd.
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatreโจ Whatโs On This Weekโs Episode?
๐ PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
๐ฃ๏ธ Shaun on Danny โ If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again.
๐ Watch the clip
Elis:
๐ Phil Pugh โ Proper Old School โ A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen.
๐ Watch on Twitter/X
Steff:
๐โโ๏ธ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras โ An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in womenโs sport.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ Read the full article
๐ PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steffโs Documentary Pick:
๐ The Gareth Southgate Lecture โ Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring.
๐ Watch on BBC iPlayer
Elisโ Book Choice:
๐ Alternative Wales โ Issue 17 โ Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit.
๐ Buy it here
๐ PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
๐ Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-off shows, and pre-sale access to live shows.
Elis:
โฝ Angel Rangel โ What a Guy โ Swansea Cityโs Spanish cult hero.
๐ Watch the clip
Steff:
๐ Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK โ Itโs grainy, itโs weird, and itโs glorious.
๐ Watch on YouTube
Mike:
๐ง How Curling Stones Are Made โ Itโs oddly satisfying and a bit emotional.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ก Get More of the Pod Every Week
๐ง Join Patreon for the full experience:
Bonus Episodes โ 30+ mins of extra content weekly.
Hoffi Pod & Michael Owenโs Movie Club โ Our beloved spin-offs.
Gift Memberships โ Give a mate the gift of nonsense.
Early access & support โ Keep the show going and help Mike expand his vintage leisurewear wardrobe.๐ Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes for pure, uninterrupted nonsense๐ Another week of niche sport, cult heroes, and completely unnecessary tangents โ only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
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๐๏ธ The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 261: Medium Performance
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.
This week weโve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwardsโ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style.
"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."
๐๏ธ Weโre Going on Tour in 2026!
Thatโs right โ The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
๐ซ Want early access? Join the Patreon on a paid tier and get in ahead of the crowd.
๐ Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 โ Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 โ London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 โ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatreโจ Whatโs On This Weekโs Episode?
๐ PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
๐ฃ๏ธ Shaun on Danny โ If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again.
๐ Watch the clip
Elis:
๐ Phil Pugh โ Proper Old School โ A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen.
๐ Watch on Twitter/X
Steff:
๐โโ๏ธ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras โ An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in womenโs sport.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ Read the full article
๐ PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steffโs Documentary Pick:
๐ The Gareth Southgate Lecture โ Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring.
๐ Watch on BBC iPlayer
Elisโ Book Choice:
๐ Alternative Wales โ Issue 17 โ Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit.
๐ Buy it here
๐ PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
๐ Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-off shows, and pre-sale access to live shows.
Elis:
โฝ Angel Rangel โ What a Guy โ Swansea Cityโs Spanish cult hero.
๐ Watch the clip
Steff:
๐ Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK โ Itโs grainy, itโs weird, and itโs glorious.
๐ Watch on YouTube
Mike:
๐ง How Curling Stones Are Made โ Itโs oddly satisfying and a bit emotional.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ก Get More of the Pod Every Week
๐ง Join Patreon for the full experience:
Bonus Episodes โ 30+ mins of extra content weekly.
Hoffi Pod & Michael Owenโs Movie Club โ Our beloved spin-offs.
Gift Memberships โ Give a mate the gift of nonsense.
Early access & support โ Keep the show going and help Mike expand his vintage leisurewear wardrobe.๐ Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes for pure, uninterrupted nonsense๐ Another week of niche sport, cult heroes, and completely unnecessary tangents โ only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
Weโve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
๐ Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
๐ This Weekโs Clip:
Taken from โ94:Grubs and Slobsโ, itโs a laugh-out-loud moment you wonโt want to miss.
๐ฅ Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owenโs Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.๐ Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 260: Our Friends at the Ford Motor Company
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and tangents that take longer to arrive than a Capri Mk2 in rush hour.
This week weโve got: Wally losing it in the dugout, rugby underdogs upsetting the giants, Elton Johnโs autobiography, and a heartfelt poem about Steve Bull delivered by actual rock royalty. Also โ the Grand Slam Track, some subtle Rishi shade, and a celebration of Aaron Ramseyโs journey from Caerphilly to Captain.
โLike a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.โ
โจ Whatโs on This Weekโs Episode?
๐ PART 1 (Out Wednesday)
Mike:
๐ก Wally Backman Meltdown โ Baseball manager goes full nuclear. Itโs a masterclass in swearing and dugout destruction.
๐ Watch the clip
Elis:
๐ค Steve Bull Poem by Tom Parry โ Performed by Robert Plant (Yes, that one)
Itโs heartfelt, hilarious, and has a Led Zeppelin frontman reading about a Wolves legend.
๐ Watch the clip
Steff:
๐ Moana Pasifika Beat the Crusaders โ One of Super Rugbyโs greatest underdog moments. Spine-tingling.
๐ Watch the try
๐ PART 2 (Out Friday)
Elisโ Documentary Pick:
Premier League Stories: Aaron Ramsey โ From local lad to European stage, with all the drama in between.
๐ Watch on NOW TV
Mikeโs Book Choice:
๐น Me by Elton John โ Music, madness, tantrums, tiarasโฆ and probably a fair bit of Watford FC.
๐ Buy it here
๐ PART 3 (Patreon Exclusive)
Elis:
๐ผ Rishi Sunak Banter โ Sometimes you just have to let a clip speak for itself.
๐ Watch on Facebook
Steff:
๐ต Grand Slam Track
๐ Watch the short
๐ Visit Grand Slam Track
Mike:
โณ Ian Poulter & Cam Smith.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ก Want Even More of the Pod Every Week?
๐ง Join Patreon!
Patreon is the best way to support the show and unlock exclusive weekly content:
Bonus Episodes โ 30+ mins of extra clips and chaos every week.
Hoffi Pod & Michael Owenโs Movie Club โ Our legendary spin-offs.
Gift Memberships โ Treat a mate to proper nonsense.
Help us keep going โ And keep Mike in Ford Cortina (not the new one) memorabilia.๐ Join the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 tiers now
๐ Or Try Wondery+
๐๏ธ Early access every Tuesday
โ Completely ad-free listening๐ Another week of barely researched brilliance, niche nostalgia, and sporting absurdity โ only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 260: Our Friends at the Ford Motor Company
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and tangents that take longer to arrive than a Capri Mk2 in rush hour.
This week weโve got: Wally losing it in the dugout, rugby underdogs upsetting the giants, Elton Johnโs autobiography, and a heartfelt poem about Steve Bull delivered by actual rock royalty. Also โ the Grand Slam Track, some subtle Rishi shade, and a celebration of Aaron Ramseyโs journey from Caerphilly to Captain.
โLike a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.โ
โจ Whatโs on This Weekโs Episode?
๐ PART 1 (Out Wednesday)
Mike:
๐ก Wally Backman Meltdown โ Baseball manager goes full nuclear. Itโs a masterclass in swearing and dugout destruction.
๐ Watch the clip
Elis:
๐ค Steve Bull Poem by Tom Parry โ Performed by Robert Plant (Yes, that one)
Itโs heartfelt, hilarious, and has a Led Zeppelin frontman reading about a Wolves legend.
๐ Watch the clip
Steff:
๐ Moana Pasifika Beat the Crusaders โ One of Super Rugbyโs greatest underdog moments. Spine-tingling.
๐ Watch the try
๐ PART 2 (Out Friday)
Elisโ Documentary Pick:
Premier League Stories: Aaron Ramsey โ From local lad to European stage, with all the drama in between.
๐ Watch on NOW TV
Mikeโs Book Choice:
๐น Me by Elton John โ Music, madness, tantrums, tiarasโฆ and probably a fair bit of Watford FC.
๐ Buy it here
๐ PART 3 (Patreon Exclusive)
Elis:
๐ผ Rishi Sunak Banter โ Sometimes you just have to let a clip speak for itself.
๐ Watch on Facebook
Steff:
๐ต Grand Slam Track
๐ Watch the short
๐ Visit Grand Slam Track
Mike:
โณ Ian Poulter & Cam Smith.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ก Want Even More of the Pod Every Week?
๐ง Join Patreon!
Patreon is the best way to support the show and unlock exclusive weekly content:
Bonus Episodes โ 30+ mins of extra clips and chaos every week.
Hoffi Pod & Michael Owenโs Movie Club โ Our legendary spin-offs.
Gift Memberships โ Treat a mate to proper nonsense.
Help us keep going โ And keep Mike in Ford Cortina (not the new one) memorabilia.๐ Join the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 tiers now
๐ Or Try Wondery+
๐๏ธ Early access every Tuesday
โ Completely ad-free listening๐ Another week of barely researched brilliance, niche nostalgia, and sporting absurdity โ only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
Weโve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
๐ Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
๐ This Weekโs Clip:
Taken from โ203: I Do It All In The Nude โ, itโs a laugh-out-loud moment you wonโt want to miss.
๐ฅ Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owenโs Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.๐ Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 259
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another round of sporting chaos, wild tangents, and barely-researched brilliance.
This week? Public toilet jeopardy, rugby referee rage, George Foreman defying time, a YA novel about running, and one of the most terrifying away ends in football. Just another week in the Bar.
โLike a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.โ
โจ Whatโs on This Weekโs Episode?
๐ PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):
Elis:
๐ฝ The Dangers of Going for a Piss โ When nature calls mid-game, chaos can follow.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ง Mordor Away โ A genuinely terrifying away end. Orcs probably booed.
๐ Watch the clip
Mike:
๐ฃ๏ธ Angus Gardner: RefChaos โ Mike breaks down one of the greatest ref moments in rugby.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):
๐๏ธโโ๏ธ Documentary: Dorian Yates โ The Original Mass Monster
Old-school bodybuilding, big weights, bigger intensity.
๐ Watch on Amazon
๐ Book: Ghost by Jason Reynolds
A fast, sharp young adult novel about running, fear, and finding your pace in life.
๐ Buy it here
๐ PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):
Steff:
๐ฅ Foreman โ 21 Years Apart โ George Foreman becomes world champ in '73โฆ and again in '94. Unbelievable.
๐ 1973 Fight
๐ 1994 Full Fight
๐ Short Version
๐ง Quade Cooper on Communication โ Chill, thoughtful, and unexpectedly deep.
๐ Watch the clip
โฝ Panama Beat USA โ Underdogs, upsets, and pure CONCACAF energy.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ก Join Patreon โ Get More of the Pod Every Week
Want even more nonsense? Patreon is the best way to support the show and get exclusive extras:
๐ง Bonus Episodes โ 30 minutes of extra clips and chaos every week.
๐ฌ Michael Owenโs Movie Club & Hoffi Pod โ Instant access to our bonus spin-offs.
๐ Gift Memberships โ Give the gift of quality nonsense.
๐ธ Support the Pod โ Help us keep going (and keep Mike in vintage flares).๐ Join the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 tiers now and unlock it all.
๐ Prefer Wondery+?
๐๏ธ Early access โ Listen every Tuesday.
โ Ad-free โ Just the good stuff, no interruptions.๐ Another week of nostalgia, nonsense, and niche sporting brilliance โ only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ Episode 259
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another round of sporting chaos, wild tangents, and barely-researched brilliance.
This week? Public toilet jeopardy, rugby referee rage, George Foreman defying time, a YA novel about running, and one of the most terrifying away ends in football. Just another week in the Bar.
โLike a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.โ
โจ Whatโs on This Weekโs Episode?
๐ PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):
Elis:
๐ฝ The Dangers of Going for a Piss โ When nature calls mid-game, chaos can follow.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ง Mordor Away โ A genuinely terrifying away end. Orcs probably booed.
๐ Watch the clip
Mike:
๐ฃ๏ธ Angus Gardner: RefChaos โ Mike breaks down one of the greatest ref moments in rugby.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):
๐๏ธโโ๏ธ Documentary: Dorian Yates โ The Original Mass Monster
Old-school bodybuilding, big weights, bigger intensity.
๐ Watch on Amazon
๐ Book: Ghost by Jason Reynolds
A fast, sharp young adult novel about running, fear, and finding your pace in life.
๐ Buy it here
๐ PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):
Steff:
๐ฅ Foreman โ 21 Years Apart โ George Foreman becomes world champ in '73โฆ and again in '94. Unbelievable.
๐ 1973 Fight
๐ 1994 Full Fight
๐ Short Version
๐ง Quade Cooper on Communication โ Chill, thoughtful, and unexpectedly deep.
๐ Watch the clip
โฝ Panama Beat USA โ Underdogs, upsets, and pure CONCACAF energy.
๐ Watch the clip
๐ก Join Patreon โ Get More of the Pod Every Week
Want even more nonsense? Patreon is the best way to support the show and get exclusive extras:
๐ง Bonus Episodes โ 30 minutes of extra clips and chaos every week.
๐ฌ Michael Owenโs Movie Club & Hoffi Pod โ Instant access to our bonus spin-offs.
๐ Gift Memberships โ Give the gift of quality nonsense.
๐ธ Support the Pod โ Help us keep going (and keep Mike in vintage flares).๐ Join the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 tiers now and unlock it all.
๐ Prefer Wondery+?
๐๏ธ Early access โ Listen every Tuesday.
โ Ad-free โ Just the good stuff, no interruptions.๐ Another week of nostalgia, nonsense, and niche sporting brilliance โ only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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๐๏ธ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
Weโve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
๐ Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
๐ This Weekโs Clip:
Taken from โ208:Donโt You Know Who I Think I Am?โ, itโs a laugh-out-loud moment you wonโt want to miss.
๐ฅ Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owenโs Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.๐ Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the ยฃ8 or ยฃ10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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