Episodes
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Marci is working her way through bargain-priced Haloween candy. But Turi is working on Election 2024 Getting out the Vote, AND protecting lawn signs at peril of her life, or her sanity. It's our once-in-a-lifetime Election Special. Be civil.
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Turi volunteers to “Get Out The Vote”. She would have preferred to “Get out of the car.” When you try not to be a super controlling person…and then give up. “What does it taste like?” and other annoying questions.
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Episodes manquant?
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Marci prepares for surgery, and her greatest fear is what she’ll say while she’s “under”. Exotic pets, large smelly salamanders, and vicious insects. The rats of Chicago—a memory that refuses to die. The hypocrisy of the bedroom closet.
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What to say when someone asks you for your opinion….but doesn't really want it. Chicago rats vs New York Rats, and the places you can find (or avoid) them. Turi has a friend who may win a grudge-holding contest, if they ever hold one.
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Extreme Arizona snow, fire, and marauding animials. The dangerous chair and the dislocated breast. Medical nightmare—the real kind. Things you used to think you had a lifetime supply of…and now you don’t. How to break your foot while saving the environment.
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Sports regalia: how soon is too soon to stuff you baby into it? Turi tries to "Get out the Vote" during the football game. Filthy bumper stickers, and the people who affix them to their trucks. Backyard camping--did you forget something? What to do with the toilet paper.
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Marci takes a new pet to the vet, and ends up in a passel of French tourists. Turi has a bad feeling about the French. Sounds (not the usual ones) of the bathroom, and odd toilet seats we have known. The customer service "stand your ground " principle.
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The spouse and his business partner. Marci hits the deck—literally—thanks to the dog. Compulsive hostessing. Sick of your leftovers. Tarantulas are on the march in Arizona. World’s stupidest news story (thanks, “Block Club Chicago” for the winner)—it’s all about bats. Where are the editors when you need them?
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Sneaking into places only old people are allowed to go. More about bossy friends. Door décor and dusty candy. Decoy treats. The curse of fruit salad.
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Marci has a day off. She spends it with a baby, firearms, and excrement. Turi has a day off. She spends it interrupting people's favorite pastime. Too many executives are tough on a carpool. Bad news on your bumper sticker.
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When your day takes an odd twist, and social media is to blame. Old technology Turi and Marci want to keep for the rest of their lives…which makes them think about how long they’ve got. Buying a house with a “family plot” (so far, we have not seen this on “Househunters”.)
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Turi's first community college assignment is over, and teaching is even harder than it looks. Marci has yelled at TWO celebrities: Greg Allman and George Carlin—and then worried one of them was trying to poison her. Can you really multitask? Owners’ manuals—Marci’s policy of never looking at them has finally caught up with her.
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Turi is a guest on The Mark Thompson Show, with Kim McAllister. Trying to remember people you may have once dated. Did Turi once upon a time spill red wine on a famous person’s white shirt? Looking up Chuck Negron of 3 Dog Night. A big apology to pet owners and parents, because what did Turi know before she had one and was one? Marci’s down to only one dog, and a mass burial.
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What does it take to dissolve a “couples’ friendship”? Marci has a much higher tolerance than Turi does…but yet another vacation trip is involved. This one features someone ELSE’S boat.
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Duct tape. You need it on every vacation. Do you have the correct paperwork? Marci’s pet cemetery/deep freeze. A spin through the 80’s in Marci’s husband’s not-so-new, not-so-functioning boat.
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Bitten, Broken, and Backwards. Both Marci and Turi had the wrong kind of exciting vacations. Marci goes first….
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Packing for two different countries, Marci and Turi compare notes about what you can take through customs, and how much hair product you really need in the jungle. He who laughs worst. Wandering hordes of banned house pets.
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Romantic vs cute. The unexpected text. Marci will measure her vacation thrills (no, not all of them). Marci’s pina colada machine. What went wrong at the post office. Things Turi taught her kids, especially “the complainer”. If you screw up, you will learn.
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Exactly what it sounds like—only plural. Marci reveals her research techniques for purchasing only the best—sometimes. Who cares if it works, as long as it's pretty, (Especially if it's on TV)?
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Marci starts drinking…but it’s for her health. A husband’s purchase makes sense only to half the podcast. Invitation to the vacation Turi will never take, and Marci unpacks (again). What gets mailed.
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