Episodes
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Marci throws some parts away. Turi learns the source of āthem applesā, as well as a name for a part she wished sheād never heard of.
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It would be great if you got an injury from a non-embarrassing accident, but how often does THAT happen? If youāre going to commit to your argument, it helps if you donāt find out later that you were absolutely wrong. Look! Up in that lifted truckāitāsā¦.a goat.
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Why DOES Marci make so many trips to the vet? And the boulders she runs over on the way. Leaving your pet to someone as an inheritance.
Stolen catalytic converters--bad for your marriage. 3 hours at open mic comedy night with your aspiring comedian (in twenty seconds). -
How is your home insurance like a virtual girlfriend? Depends where you live. Marciās Sāstorm of Awesomeness Ranch has some problems in the animal husbandry department. Can social media save the day? Can it ever?
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The spousal unit is outside canning peppersā¦because they are a death risk. Marci thought she had a baby and puppy management technique. She is having only 50% success. Movies the scarred your kids for life. The proselytizers who knock on your door: Management techniques and the political upside to solicitors. How EBay and YouTube save you from dementia.
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Marci has found the ultimate Karen, but Turi has found a source of endless Karens. The kid has a new job, and the face piercings have to go. The hazards of facial jewelry.
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Turi is having a bad day, and now, so is the guy blocking her garage. Marci is working hard at getting the new puppy not to eatā¦goat poop.
Her daughter is about to start a new gig, but is anything real until it happens? Old school radio names: how many Steve St.Jameses can there be? -
What does it take for a professional actor to say āIād like to do this scene with my clothes on.ā The puppy gets a nameā¦a tribute to āThe Worst [Frank Sinatra] Movie EVERā, according to Marci. A chicken walks into a veterinarianās office... PS This podcast is rated "explicit" because Turi says "A--" in it more than once.
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Marciās puppy is āmostlyā housebroken. Marital discord lesson #764: When to say āOKā. Does it mean you heard someone, or does it mean youāre ignoring someone. Some people (one of us) like time away from their spouses How to train your puppy not to eat goat poop (and why Marci needs to).
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In the life of every person raising a baby (or a puppy) thereās that moment of decision: āDo I allow it to sleep with me?ā A new puppy. Post-election friendship sorting, with added vocabulary. Turi may end up living under a viaduct. Marci will not. A marriage-saving idea (better than separate bathrooms!) Recalculatingā¦your life.
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Zoom is making sure we really ARE working. Marci is āwinterizingā high on the mountain. The goats are not amused. Bad omens. A news source (Blockclub) in Chicago investigates a wave of murdersā¦of squirrels. An ingredient list nobody should read.
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Your perpetual complaint is noted. The things that are wrong with whatever youāve bought or borrowed, that you only discover...later. Turi rebels against environmentally responsible products, in a chemical way. How many peanut M&Ms are in the āfun sizeā? Not enough.
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Marci is working her way through bargain-priced Haloween candy. But Turi is working on Election 2024 Getting out the Vote, AND protecting lawn signs at peril of her life, or her sanity. It's our once-in-a-lifetime Election Special. Be civil.
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Turi volunteers to āGet Out The Voteā. She would have preferred to āGet out of the car.ā When you try not to be a super controlling personā¦and then give up. āWhat does it taste like?ā and other annoying questions.
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Marci prepares for surgery, and her greatest fear is what sheāll say while sheās āunderā. Exotic pets, large smelly salamanders, and vicious insects. The rats of Chicagoāa memory that refuses to die. The hypocrisy of the bedroom closet.
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What to say when someone asks you for your opinionā¦.but doesn't really want it. Chicago rats vs New York Rats, and the places you can find (or avoid) them. Turi has a friend who may win a grudge-holding contest, if they ever hold one.
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Extreme Arizona snow, fire, and marauding animials. The dangerous chair and the dislocated breast. Medical nightmareāthe real kind. Things you used to think you had a lifetime supply ofā¦and now you donāt. How to break your foot while saving the environment.
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Sports regalia: how soon is too soon to stuff you baby into it? Turi tries to "Get out the Vote" during the football game. Filthy bumper stickers, and the people who affix them to their trucks. Backyard camping--did you forget something? What to do with the toilet paper.
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Marci takes a new pet to the vet, and ends up in a passel of French tourists. Turi has a bad feeling about the French. Sounds (not the usual ones) of the bathroom, and odd toilet seats we have known. The customer service "stand your ground " principle.
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The spouse and his business partner. Marci hits the deckāliterallyāthanks to the dog. Compulsive hostessing. Sick of your leftovers. Tarantulas are on the march in Arizona. Worldās stupidest news story (thanks, āBlock Club Chicagoā for the winner)āitās all about bats. Where are the editors when you need them?
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