Episodes
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What does it take for a professional actor to say âIâd like to do this scene with my clothes on.â The puppy gets a nameâŠa tribute to âThe Worst [Frank Sinatra] Movie EVERâ, according to Marci. A chicken walks into a veterinarianâs office... PS This podcast is rated "explicit" because Turi says "A--" in it more than once.
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Marciâs puppy is âmostlyâ housebroken. Marital discord lesson #764: When to say âOKâ. Does it mean you heard someone, or does it mean youâre ignoring someone. Some people (one of us) like time away from their spouses How to train your puppy not to eat goat poop (and why Marci needs to).
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Episodes manquant?
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In the life of every person raising a baby (or a puppy) thereâs that moment of decision: âDo I allow it to sleep with me?â A new puppy. Post-election friendship sorting, with added vocabulary. Turi may end up living under a viaduct. Marci will not. A marriage-saving idea (better than separate bathrooms!) RecalculatingâŠyour life.
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Zoom is making sure we really ARE working. Marci is âwinterizingâ high on the mountain. The goats are not amused. Bad omens. A news source (Blockclub) in Chicago investigates a wave of murdersâŠof squirrels. An ingredient list nobody should read.
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Your perpetual complaint is noted. The things that are wrong with whatever youâve bought or borrowed, that you only discover...later. Turi rebels against environmentally responsible products, in a chemical way. How many peanut M&Ms are in the âfun sizeâ? Not enough.
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Marci is working her way through bargain-priced Haloween candy. But Turi is working on Election 2024 Getting out the Vote, AND protecting lawn signs at peril of her life, or her sanity. It's our once-in-a-lifetime Election Special. Be civil.
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Turi volunteers to âGet Out The Voteâ. She would have preferred to âGet out of the car.â When you try not to be a super controlling personâŠand then give up. âWhat does it taste like?â and other annoying questions.
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Marci prepares for surgery, and her greatest fear is what sheâll say while sheâs âunderâ. Exotic pets, large smelly salamanders, and vicious insects. The rats of Chicagoâa memory that refuses to die. The hypocrisy of the bedroom closet.
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What to say when someone asks you for your opinionâŠ.but doesn't really want it. Chicago rats vs New York Rats, and the places you can find (or avoid) them. Turi has a friend who may win a grudge-holding contest, if they ever hold one.
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Extreme Arizona snow, fire, and marauding animials. The dangerous chair and the dislocated breast. Medical nightmareâthe real kind. Things you used to think you had a lifetime supply ofâŠand now you donât. How to break your foot while saving the environment.
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Sports regalia: how soon is too soon to stuff you baby into it? Turi tries to "Get out the Vote" during the football game. Filthy bumper stickers, and the people who affix them to their trucks. Backyard camping--did you forget something? What to do with the toilet paper.
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Marci takes a new pet to the vet, and ends up in a passel of French tourists. Turi has a bad feeling about the French. Sounds (not the usual ones) of the bathroom, and odd toilet seats we have known. The customer service "stand your ground " principle.
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The spouse and his business partner. Marci hits the deckâliterallyâthanks to the dog. Compulsive hostessing. Sick of your leftovers. Tarantulas are on the march in Arizona. Worldâs stupidest news story (thanks, âBlock Club Chicagoâ for the winner)âitâs all about bats. Where are the editors when you need them?
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Sneaking into places only old people are allowed to go. More about bossy friends. Door décor and dusty candy. Decoy treats. The curse of fruit salad.
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Marci has a day off. She spends it with a baby, firearms, and excrement. Turi has a day off. She spends it interrupting people's favorite pastime. Too many executives are tough on a carpool. Bad news on your bumper sticker.
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When your day takes an odd twist, and social media is to blame. Old technology Turi and Marci want to keep for the rest of their livesâŠwhich makes them think about how long theyâve got. Buying a house with a âfamily plotâ (so far, we have not seen this on âHousehuntersâ.)
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Turi's first community college assignment is over, and teaching is even harder than it looks. Marci has yelled at TWO celebrities: Greg Allman and George Carlinâand then worried one of them was trying to poison her. Can you really multitask? Ownersâ manualsâMarciâs policy of never looking at them has finally caught up with her.
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Turi is a guest on The Mark Thompson Show, with Kim McAllister. Trying to remember people you may have once dated. Did Turi once upon a time spill red wine on a famous personâs white shirt? Looking up Chuck Negron of 3 Dog Night. A big apology to pet owners and parents, because what did Turi know before she had one and was one? Marciâs down to only one dog, and a mass burial.
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What does it take to dissolve a âcouplesâ friendshipâ? Marci has a much higher tolerance than Turi doesâŠbut yet another vacation trip is involved. This one features someone ELSEâS boat.
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Duct tape. You need it on every vacation. Do you have the correct paperwork? Marciâs pet cemetery/deep freeze. A spin through the 80âs in Marciâs husbandâs not-so-new, not-so-functioning boat.
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