Episodes
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"I want to taste their flesh in my mouth!"
The final push begins. Years of planning has all come down to this moment. Schemes and interplay have woven a tangled web of inevitability and bloodshed.
But do any of these plans belong to our heroes?
Probably not.
Content warning: Suicidal ideation implied (01:10:00)
== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts"Stronger Realized" by Sayer RobertsAdditional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio -
"What's a hoofalump?"As our heroes leave behind their forest home, so too do they leave behind the kids of Rally. Which is a good thing, because someone has to keep an eye out on the things that haunt the woods. But will they know what to do when they find actually something out there?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Game System: Kids on Bikes by Hunters Entertainment
Cast
GM: Craig Pate
Frances: Cinderblocksally
Tilly: Sam Oliver
Olive: Cat (@helveticat)
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Episodes manquant?
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"We had such high hopes for your mother."
It's time to storm the palace. But first, a diverting conversation with an elderly woman who's definitely not scary beyond all reason. Surely, Guard and June will survive on their own while Isaac and Safra bust Hank out of prison. Right?
Probably not.
Content warning: Eugenics (00:54:00-00:55:00)
== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts"Stronger Realized" by Sayer RobertsAdditional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio -
"June lives."
As our hapless heroes try to plan for their palatial assault, they take a little time to finish all their worldly business. Chocolates. Catharsis.
But will Isaac be able to control his own will?
Probably not.
Content warning: Misophonia (intermittent; 00:32:50-00:39:52)
== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts"Stronger Realized" by Sayer RobertsAdditional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio -
"Safra, I feel like we're gonna lose people."
A prison break. A guardian swarm. Questions, blood vines, and violence that all lead back to Griffin and the palace.
But will June seize her opportunity to take him out?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts"Stronger Realized" by Sayer RobertsAdditional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio -
"I only had time to cut off the one head."
June and Safra attempt to case the Imperial prison. A secret operative has solicited a dinner with Isaac to confront him man-to-man at an upscale restaurant in a busy part of town. Guard fights an eyeball. Will any of this tell our heroes - once and for all - who's controlling the blood vines?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts"Stronger Realized" by Sayer RobertsAdditional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio -
"It is only because the chaos… broke through, that you live."
Martin is back — from Rally, from the dead. But will he finally learn his lesson and help our heroes topple the Empressar?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts"Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts"Under Purple Skies" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound"The Sneak Up" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound"National Anthem German" by National Anthem Worx, Epidemic Sound"No One Sleeps Tonight" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound"Speed Fight Ozo" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound"Push n' Shove" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound"Dilemma" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound"Hhvm" by Marten Moses, Epidemic Sound"Toy Army March" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound"Bad Dreams" by Mary Riddle, Epidemic Sound"Shaking Hands" by Ava Low, Epidemic Sound"Burning Village" from Tabletop Audio"Night on Bald Mountain" by Mussorgsky"In the Aftermath" by Michael Rothery, Epidemic Sound"Entangled Emotions" by Isaac Kageyama, Epidemic Sound"Cutlass" by Lovren Epidemic Sound"Neon Noir" by Lennon Hutton, Epidemic Sound"The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound"Quietly Tense" by Marten Moses, Epidemic Sound"Tracker" by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound"After the Rain - Sunshine" by Taomito, Epidemic Sound"Dark Dealings" by Phoenix Tail, Epidemic Sound"Cargo Theft" by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound"Disturbing Atmosphere" by Third Flaw, Epidemic Sound"Singularity" by Laguna Vesa, Epidemic Sound -
"Those aren't his hands clapping."
The plan: infiltrate the University Library disguised as a famous artist, her retinue, and her art. Find the rebel and the palace architecture plans. Escape unnoticed. Will they be able to execute the plan without resorting to arson?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts"Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts"The Red Soil" by Sara Ridley, Epidemic Sound"To Catch an Albatross" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound"Bats and Rats" by Ludvig Moulin, Epidemic Sound"Expressions" by Heath Cantu, Epidemic Sound"Everywhere Except Right Here" by Hanna Lindgren, Epidemic Sound"Cold War Games" by Gabriel Lewis, Epidemic Sound"Quietly Tense" by Marten Moses, Epidemic Sound"The City Wakes Up" by Wendel Scherer, Epidemic Sound"Handwriting" by Frank Jonsson, Epidemic Sound"Odd Behaviour" by Arthur Benson, Epidemic Sound"Smile of Overconfidence" by Stationary Sign, Epidemic Sound"Subversive Opinion" by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound"Toy Army March" by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound"Bad Dreams" by Mary Riddle, Epidemic Sound"Danger Sun" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound"The Breakage" by Wendel Scherer, Epidemic Sound"Fire Storm 1" by Fredrik Ekstrom, Epidemic Sound"Desynchronized" by Charles Holme, Epidemic Sound"Early Flies" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound"Elastic Powers" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound"Deeper Into the Jungle" by Experia, Epidemic Sound"Lost March" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound"Speed Fight Ozo" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound"Wrong Answer" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound -
"It's another day on the beat, what can I tell ya?"
Our heroes whip through the blood vine portal and find themselves in the eldritch wreck of a museum. Deep in its vaults, they come face to face with a faceless foe. Will they walk away triumphant from this new and strange place?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts"Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts"Hyper Drive" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound"Necroplis" from Tabletop Audio"Spilled Milk" by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound"Losing Breath" by Ludvig Moulin, Epidemic Sound"Siege" by STRLGHT, Epidemic Sound"Lost in Amman" by Oh the City, Epidemic Sound"Eerie" by _91Nova, Epidemic Sound"Earthquake" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound"Hiding DNA" by Skyra, Epidemic Sound"Dark Age" by Homebody, Epidemic Sound"Lethal Secrets" by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound"The Pulse of My Heart" by Pearce Rowsell, Epidemic Sound"Misty Gaze" by Daniel Fridel, Epidemic Sound"Cross Section" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound"Timeline" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound"Where Does it End" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound"It All Came Down" by Miles Avida, Epidemic Sound"Our Gravity" by Christophe Gorman, Epidemic Sound"King of Forest Green" by Isobel O'Connor, Epidemic Sound"Sunday at the Museum" by Franz Gordon, Epidemic Sound"Fairy's Fear" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound"Departure from the Past" by Pulsed, Epidemic Sound"Spider Theory" by Sage Oursler, Epidemic Sound -
"I always find my happiness in the boughs of a tree."
By his will, Isaac has pushed the Reclaimer to rejoin the living. But reincarnation of a god is no easy undertaking. What comes next will require our heroes' most fundamental truths. But will they be enough?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts"High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts"Walking the Distance" by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound"No Way Around This" by Real Heroes, Epidemic Sound"Reasons to Love" by Miles Avida, Epidemic Sound"Wrong Platform" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound"From the Dust" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound"Japanese Garden" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound"The Notebook" by Frank Jonsson, Epidemic Sound"On the Horizon" by Damon Greene, Epidemic Sound"Vessels" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound"Push n' Shove" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound"Just Be Curious" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound"Bats and Rats" by Ludvig Moulin, Epidemic Sound"Marie" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound"What My Hands Can't Hold" by Francis Wells, Epidemic Sound"The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound"Tinder" by _91nova, Epidemic Sound"Somnolence" by Ambientalism, Epidemic Sound"Final Heartbeat" by Experia, Epidemic Sound"Shaman's Hollow" from Tabletop Audio"Twinkle Mind" by Stationary Sign, Epidemic Sound"Trapped in the Stream" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound"Forest Flute" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound"Sushi Master" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound"Cherry Blossom Waltz" by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound"Fractions of Light" by Rebecca Mardal, Epidemic Sound"Godsend" by Johannes Bornlof, Epidemic Sound"The Butterfly" by Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Epidemic Sound"A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound"High Treason" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound"Power Up" by Phoenix Tail, Epidemic Sound"Overdrive" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound"Command Pattern" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound"Compete to Complete" by Experia, Epidemic Sound"First Shooter" by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound -
"Is that Mr. Spinx? Why does he have cucumbers on his eyes?"
Our heroes break free of their tangled minds and recount their bizarre experiences. Oh, and they level up — thrice. Will it be enough to kill the Empressar?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts"Rally at Work" by Sayer Roberts"A True Master" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound"Diamonds in the Sky" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound"Sudden Signs from Above" by Arylide Fields, Epidemic Sound"Skilled in the Arts" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound"Beatmospheres" by Gridded, Epidemic Sound"Vidderna" by Strom, Epidemic Sound"Stick Man's Blues" by Peter Crosby, Epidemic Sound"Through the Alleyway" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound"Rain Show" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound"On a Positive Path" by Frank Jonsson, Epidemic Sound"Ghost Hunt" by Sixteen Wheelers, Epidemic Sound"Ancient Discoveries" by Gabriel Lewis, Epidemic Sound"Tourbillon" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound"Leaf" by Infinity Ripple, Epidemic Sound"Panoramas" by August Wilhelmsson, Epidemic Sound"Network Protocol" by Isaac Larson, Epidemic Sound"Tiderum" by Valante, Epidemic Sound"Moonbase" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound"Diggin' the Drama" by The New Fools, Epidemic Sound"Shinjuku" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound"Unspoken Peace" by Daniel Kaede, Epidemic Sound"Immovable as the Mountains" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound"Across Any Sea" by Christophe Gorman, Epidemic Sound"Tinder" by _91nova, Epidemic Sound"Teach a Robot how to Dance (Young Smoke Remix)" by Tommy Ljungberg, Epidemic Sound"Between Dreams" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound"Future of Past Mistakes" by Rikard From, Epidemic Sound"Watercolor Motion II" by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound"Multifoil" by Ethan Sloan, Epidemic Sound -
"Trying meant something, didn't it?"
We all knew how this was going to end. But will their stories live on?
Yes.
Subject matter: Character death.
== CREDITS ==
Cast
GM: Patrick PeriniRossa: Emily GreymooreBasil: Nick PlaisanceKory: Sadie PasleyMechanics
"Last Words Are Never Enough" by Dylan Baird -
"Everything is going to be different now"
Pancakes? Stolen. Rossa? Nearly dead. Prophecy? Fulfilled. Will the leaders of the Taniyn be able to save their hallowed grove?
Probably not.
Subject matter: Endangerment to a pregnancy.
== CREDITS ==
Cast
GM: Patrick PeriniRossa: Emily GreymooreBasil: Nick PlaisanceKory: Sadie Pasley -
"When the last feather falls / The sage god shall shatter / The first leaf to burn shall / See the small gods scatter"
Half-human, half-lizard, the Taniyn are the protector gods of the Eastern Wealds. But will they be able to safeguard their home from its largest-ever threat?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Cast
GM: Patrick PeriniRossa: Emily GreymooreBasil: Nick PlaisanceKory: Sadie Pasley -
"I'm afraid all of my anger has flowed away down an icy river."
Time grows short. With every passing moment, the infection drives Jonathan deeper into the nether. Vine golems, Taniyn ghosts, and illusions of truth all stand against our heroes, ready to strike them down.
Will they all survive?
No.
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== CREDITS ==
Taniyn Dirge
Produced by:Callahan Bevilacqua — EXPVNSEPatrick PeriniPerformed by:ACLawrenceBilldowElderBarryJustMayMarie ViviOricamiArtRefractedGroveSadie PasleySoupTheKojisHereInstrumentals by:Silver Maple, Epidemic SoundSoundtrack
"Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts"Void" by WHENISEEYOUISEEMYSELF, Epidemic Sound"In the Shadows" from Tabletop Audio"Be My Shelter" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound"A Bad Place to Be" by Bonn Fields, Epidemic Sound"Decently Perfect" by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound"High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts"Inside Help" by Marten Moses, Epidemic Sound"Diamond Lense" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound"Story of a Thief" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound"Blood Ties" by Skyra, Epidemic Sound"Stars and Neutrinos" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound"Push n' Shove" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound"Rainbow Glow" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound"From the Dust" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound"Suffocation" by Sven Karlsson, Epidemic Sound"Rally at Work" by Sayer Roberts"Where Are The Stars?" by Silver Maple, Epidemic Sound"Closer Than I Recall" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound"In the Gloom" by Michael Rothery, Epidemic Sound"What Wizards Know" by Josef Bel Habib, Epidemic Sound"Lemniscate" by Ethan Sloan, Epidemic Sound"Kill Drill" by Robert Ruth, Epidemic Sound"Remote Locations" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound"Hidden Room" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound"Taniyn Dirge" by Patrick Perini -
"We are destined to begin again and again."
In the middle of the heart of a living mountain god, four idiots have to fight to save the seed of a dead tree god from the veinous tendrils of an eldritch horror.
But will Bartleby forget to steal some shit from Reevesy?
Probably not.
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== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts"A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound"Mantra Chants" by Tellsonic, Epidemic Sound"Reaching beyond the Clouds" by Tellsonic, Epidemic Sound"Rooftop Serenade" by Baba & Kolkata Kid, Epidemic Sound"Lord of Bones" from Tabletop Audio"Hallow Echos" by Guustavv, Epidemic Sound"Tin" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound"Thin Wall" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound"Cave Mojo" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound"Alligator Eyes" by Experia, Epidemic Sound"Desert Footsteps" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound"Idiosyncrasies" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound"Last Hero Standing" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound"The Storm Will Come" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound"Oddball" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound"Matrix" by BLUE STEEL, Epidemic Sound"Governor of the North" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound"Desolated" by August Wilhelmsson, Epidemic Sound"I'm Not Asking" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound"Exploring Wonderland" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound"Road to Tibet" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound"Early Flies" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound"Push n' Shove" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound -
"We are destined to begin again and again."
Safra finds the heart. Guard finds Matron. June finds Luna. But will Isaac find the plot?
Probably not.
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== CREDITS ==
Soundtrack
"Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts"Yesterday's Thoughts" by Heath Cantu, Epidemic Sound"Black Bullet" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound"One Minute Countdown" by V.V. Campos, Epidemic Sound"Under the Surface" by Flouw, Epidemic Sound"Heart Meat Corridor" from Tabletop Audio"Danger Lures" by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound"Spherical Pulse" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound"Nemesis" by Alice Slayne, Epidemic Sound"Togetherless" by Franz Gordon, Epidemic Sound"Shapes of the Shadows" by Franz Gordon, Epidemic Sound"Nippon" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound"Ellie" by Pearce Roswell, Epidemic Sound"Mountain Top" by Marc Torch, Epidemic Sound"Magnified X" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound"Pyramids" by Josef Falkenskold, Epidemic Sound"A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound"Come This Far" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound"Have We Met Before" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound"Donuts and Bagels" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound"The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound"Introvertion" by Wendel Scherer, Epidemic Sound"Touchdrive" by Hysics, Epidemic Sound"Hide and Sneak" by The Fly Guy Five, Epidemic Sound"A Mouse in the House" by Spectacles Wallet and Watch, Epidemic Sound"Governor of the North" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound -
"I know this isn't the time or the place, but, could you describe it to me?"
A battalion of ghosts, perpetually reliving a moment of their troubled past alongside an acid lake, might not sound hauntingly beautiful. But to Safra, it means the world.
Will their stolen moment of appreciation go unnoticed by their assailants?
Probably not.
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== CREDITS ==
Sponsored By
Rapscallion, by Magpie GamesSoundtrack
"Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts"Hypnotic" by Enigmanic, Epidemic Sound"60's Computer Lab" from Tabletop Audio"A Winter to Remember" by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound"Augury" by Sun Chime, Epidemic Sound"Windy Silk" by Isobel O'Connor, Epidemic Sound"Observations" by From Now On, Epidemic Sound"Fine Revelation" by Walt Adams, Epidemic Sound"Wiggly Giggly" by Mike Franklyn, Epidemic Sound"Del giorno" by Daniel Fridell, Epidemic Sound"Chicken Got No Head" by River Foxcroft, Epidemic Sound"The Wind Is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound"Milkshake" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound"No One Sleeps Tonight" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound"Family Secrets" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound"Bittersweet World" by Martin Gauffin, Epidemic Sound"Steady Hands" by Stationary, Epidemic Sound"Sour Lemonade" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound"Like Moths to a Flame" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound"Monsoon Rain" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound"Spatter" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound"Precision Moment" by Experian, Epidemic Sound"This is the Unknown" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound"Disembodied Spirits" from Tabletop Audio"Lord Gallagher" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound"Ferocious Fire" by Isaac Kageyama, Epidemic Sound"Immovable Mountains" by Isaku Kageyama, Epidemic Sound -
"There is a bell in Jonathan. It must be there for a reason!"
A wyvern, a god, a myconid, an entire battalion of undead super soldiers, a mysterious craftwork demon, and a literal second god all want our heroes to promptly fuck off. But will they listen?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Sponsored By
Rapscallion, by Magpie GamesSoundtrack
"Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts"About to Go Down" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound"Ghosting" by Chistoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound"Behind the Curtains" by Skyra, Epidemic Sound"River of Blood" from Tabletop Audio"Immovable Mountain" by Isakue Kageyama, Epidemic Sound"Free Falling" by Reynard Seidel, Epidemic Sound"Growing Threat" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound"Desert Hurricanes" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound"Onus" by Ethan Sloan, Epidemic Sound"Parkour Law" by Trivia, Epidemic Sound"Shroud Clown" by Dillon Knighton, Epidemic Sound"The Longest Loneliness" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound"A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound"Building Evacuation" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound"ExperiMental" by Gridded, Epidemic Sound"High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts"Racing Minds" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound"Bubbles" by Ecobel, Epidemic Sound"A True Master" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound"Ghosts of Appalachia" from Tabletop Audio"Global Impact" by Philip Ayers, Epidemic Sound -
"Are you gonna eat me?"
In the city of Agravar, humans aren't the only folk that are trying to get by. Join Angie the Pigeon, Blueberry the snake, and Shoo the bat as they try to navigate the city's shady underbelly to help a friend in need. But will the capybara leave them alone?
Probably not.
== CREDITS ==
Cast
GM: CinderblocksallyAngie: Emily GreymooreBlueberry: Sam OliverShoo: CausticPhoenixSoundtrack
“Bit of Cheek” by Patrick Perini - Montre plus
