Episodes
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In LA, the gang is still deep in the Q but weâre here to bring you some light content.
This week on the pod we discuss our daily quarantine schedules, Only Fans and of course, The Olsen Twins.
Maddie is continuing her commitment to paying homage to the 90âs, including dedicated tiktoks and insta content so get on board guys because sheâs chanelling Eliza Dushku in a very real way right now.
Call TMZ immediately because Michael reveals he used to hang out with Lindsay Lohans dad and in sad/weird news, Miranda is eating wing stop and sleeping more than any human has ever slept whilst not being in an actual coma. SEND HELP.
So pause Outer Banks, pour yourself a glass and listen responsibility!
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Oh HELLO. Are we all still in quarantine? LOL. Weâre all slowly but surely adjusting to this new normal in different ways but we can all agree on one thing, tie dye. Apparently the way to cure everything is by buying plain sweat pants and pouring bleach on it. tHe MoRe U kNoW.
Madeleine and Michael are still very into TikTok while Miranda has moved to big sur and is one with the wind chimes. We were also very fortunate to virtually invite Our dear friend and therapist, Jackie Shapin onto the pod and get some tips on how to remain positive or even just âokâ during this time. We love hearing from you guys on what youâve been up to!
Make sure to leave us a review and hey, if youâre feeling frisky- 5 stars! Listen responsibly! xx
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Dear diary, itâs week 3 of the quarantine. The gang has come together over zoom to bring you the content you didnât know you needed. We asked YOU to give us some questions you wanted answers to and we delivered!!! What does Miranda eat in a day? Why did Michael move to Hollywood? Why has Madeleine faced SO MUCH rejection?? IDK guys guess you gotta listen to find out. Hope everyone is taking this time to learn a new skill, or do ten pushups, or eat an entire box of Oreos. We do not judge. We love you and care for you! Listen responsibly xo
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HI guys and welcome back to another episode of Validate Me.
Turns out all it takes is a global pandemic for us to start releasing consistent content! Who would have thought?!
This episode we discover Madeleine is actually thriving during this weird time.Turns out her usual routine of social isolation has prepared her well and itâs business as usual (except less texts in the morning).Michael too is flourishing, heâs donating to charities, setting daily challenges and waking up at 6am. Miranda however wakes up in the late afternoon, wont put on pants, desperately wants to go a bar and refuses to cook.
So send help.
This week we discus nust milk recipes, TikToks (obviously) and how Maddie will not be FaceTiming old pals (ew, David.)
So tune in because truly what else are you even doing right now?
Like donât even try me on this, just listen.
Love you, mean it! Xxx
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Alright guys. Things have escalated quickly. Last week we were still walking around, going to the Grove, existing outsideâŠand now weâreâŠnot. Itâs a wild time and weâre definitely making history. How are you guys doing out there and handling the quarantine? Weâre socially distancing and connecting through zoom which is AWESOME. Michael is implementing âFormal Fridaysâ at home with the wifey where they get dressed up to go to the kitchen because WE DONâT HAVE MUCH TO BE EXCITED ABOUT. Miranda realizes that her hair extensions wonât be able to get moved up for quite some time and is quietly panicking. Mads is still doing skincare routines and dressing like a dad so nothing much has changed for her. We really hope you guys are doing well, eating normal amounts, and STAYING INDOORS. The sooner you guys follow along, the sooner we can all reunite, swap spit, and publicly do things. Rate, review, and listen responsibly! xx
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Welcome to 2020. If youâve been living under a rock⊠well⊠youâre actually probably the safest considering everything going on right now. Iâm going to have to find me a rock and some toilet paper. We (probably stupidly) got the gang back together to record a new episode for you guys so hopefully you enjoy this one because we could be risking our lives. Either way, we talk everything Corona Virus (FUN!), the doâs and donâts of TikTok, and what shows we should probably start watching while we self quarantine. Madeleine is really proud of DJ Michael B for getting on TikTok and falling in love with it as she KNEW HE WOULD BECAUSE ITS EVERYTHING. Comment down below your quarantine tips and tricks and maybe send us paper towels. PLZ AND THANK YOU. Wash your hands!!!
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Hi you cuties, welcome back to Validate Me!! This week on the pod Madeleines Tik Tok obsession continues and plot twist, Michael is addicted too!!! Miranda remains skeptical. Will she cross over to the dark side?? Stay tuned!!
We discuss a variety of juicy topics including developing healthy habits, the corona virus (Miranda pretends she knows about science) and Maddies fave Netflix content. Meanwhile Michael continues to be rich and successful as he jets off to Paris to look at wedding venues! Holy cow, can we be you Michael???
Also guys we started a private Facebook group and we want to join our lil online community! Link below to join!
Rate and review us, we love youuuu xx
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Happy New Year people, can we still be saying that even though itâs almost February? Probably not. Whatever. We still havenât fully formed our resolutions other than just trying to like... be better... or smarter... or hotter, idk. Michael fills us in on his wedding plans in fucking PARIS. Unclear if Mads and Miranda have an invite but best believe we are crashing this damn wedding with berets on if itâs the last thing we do. Madeleine tells the gang how epic TikTok is and truly the time suck that is involved with it so ... buyer beware. But apparently she is learning how to make brownies on it? Miranda enlightens us on the hottest cults of our time and what Netflix Docâs are taking over right now... cheer anyone???? Rate and review because we really fucking love being validated ;)
LISTEN RESPONSIBLY xoxox
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Hi you hot babes!
This week on the pod, everyone is damn glad the holidays are officially over. Maddie is back from Hawaii and ready to grind, Miranda however, not so much.
Maddie reveals she is in fact a sleep snob and her spicy goals for the year ahead. Meanwhile Michael deploys science to help him understand why Miranda is always, always late. Plot twist- shes not good at being an adult. As always Michael is trying not to pass out because heâs on a five day fast so thoughts and prayers.
Donât forget to subscribe and leave us a cute review so we can put it in our group text and get emotional together.
We love you, mean it!
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Omg itâs almost a new year. Thatâs pretty cool huh? New year, same convos and empty promises of a Patreon from us!!! We wrap up our year with some of our favorite things like beauty products, people we donât hate, and Michaels technology thangz. MIRANDA HAS A BOYFRIEND. Gonna end that there bc honestly nothing tops this news. We also talk about Michael getting acutane but Miranda has a boyfriend. We love you guys happy holidays & happy new year. Listen responsibly xx
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Welcome back you hot babes!
This week on the pod as 2019 comes to a close, we are discussing all the spicy topics as we reflect on the past decade. We go in on the most regrettable trends, fast fashion and seriously, what the hell was happening with our eyebrows??
Meanwhile Maddie and Miranda discuss being triggered by social media and itâs affect on our dieting habits (shocking Maddie and Miranda discussing dietsâ we know!)Meanwhile Michael likes to imagine his life is a video game. So thoughts and prayers guys.So settle in and donât forget to like and subscribe to our pod. Love that for you! Byeeeee xo
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Welcome back to the highest rated political podcast in the literal world. HAHA. We talk about whatâs REALLY important, Nickelodeon drama. Mads tells the team all about the scandal of Zoey 101 behind closed doors and it might be falling on deaf ears (a la Michael gives no fucks), but this really opens up the floodgates to each of our individual bullying stories. We collectively realize that no one is safe from the evil middle school and highschool girls or boys, but we do admit, life gets better. Trust me yâall, those bullies will be bald and teen preggo in no time. LISTEN RESPONSIBLY WE LOVE YOU.
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This week on the pod the gang discusses Neighborhood gossip, fake plants, their nightly routines and being triggered by the dieting culture of LA. Meanwhile Miranda plots to kill a delivery man in order to seduce Michaels Neighbour and Maddie will in fact still be wearing crops in her fifties.
Also, our resident LA girl Michael B is on a 21 day hot yoga challenge and is killing it!The biggest news however is that the girls have two huge discoveries.
They actually enjoy the pod.People do in fact actually listen to the pod.
So in the words of the great Kylie Jenner âwere all just, like, realizing things.âThanks for your support and ears spicy queens, write a review and let us know your thoughts. Love you, mean it!
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This episode is sponsored by Smirnoff Seltzer. Please Drink Responsibly! This week on the pod literally nothing matters except the fact that DJ Michael B is now ENGAGED!! How crazy that weâre all so young and beautiful and successful and now our resident MALE is about to be a MR WIFEY. Miranda and Mads ask him everything about the process because we are both SUPER far away from being housewives LOLZ. Michael shares his super cute story about how he proposed⊠itâs a good one guys. Miranda also has huge freaking news, SHES ON RAYA. Our resident dating babe is now on the most âeliteâ dating app of the century. Hereâs hoping she meets some wealthy billionaire so Madeleine can come third wheel on their trips to Greece. (Madeleine may or may not be writing this description). AnywayâŠbig week on the podcast. Lots of excitement tears were shed during this pod. Thanks for listening, WE LOVE YOU!
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This week on the pod we chat about a lot of random shit. SHOCKINGGG! Miranda and Michael bond over gut issues while Madeleine laments over her allergy to chickpeas. Miranda dishes on her new lease on dating... which is basically that dating in LA is still hard and thereâs nothing new. #Relatable. We discuss that dating doesnât HAVE to end in tragedy but somehow people always act like you killed their family when you run into them at a coffee shop a year later... you know? In other news, donât eat protein bars, support your local coffee shop, and get a dog. LISTEN RESPONSIBLY!
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Whatâs up spicy queens, the trio is back in black and ready to pod for you! This week on the pod, the Aussie with the shrill voice is in the studio now sporting a trail mix of health concerns and questioning the health advice of her Beverly Hills naturopath. Meanwhile Madeleine is starting her own thrifting business and finally decides on a name. Spoiler its @cropheaven and you should go check it out immediately. Also Michael is still bold and fresh and this week he really wants to you to poop in a box. So, listen I guess? Pour yourself a nice glass of cabernet Sauvignon (um, guys itâs fall), say your positive affirmations and get to listening. Love you, mean it. X
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This week on the pod Madeleine and Michael took over and cried for 50 minutes about the lack of their aussie counterpart. BUT, the show must go on... for Teresa. We discussed our favorite products weâve been loving lately -skincare AND tech. We also talked meditation and motivation. What advice would we give our younger selves?? (Besides donât pluck your eyebrows!!!) Does intermittent fasting work? Also Michael only eats one meal a day to enhance mental clarity... (wut?). Pour yourself a glass of keto wine and listen responsibly!!!
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The one where we literally talk about hair and hair extensions and that we cannot believe how much we care about hair... you know? We also get into acting class , Mirandaâs love life, Madeleineâs identity crisis... etc etc. Michael is pushing for us to ask strangers weird questions to make new friends, yet again. Only in Michaels corner do we learn how to be a better person... or something like that. Also Madeleine just finished filming her show and is probably going to question her purpose soon so please rate and review us! We love reading your reviews!!!! Listen responsibly !!!!!! Xoxo
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NEW YORK TIMES IS OBSESSED W US!!! Honestly this sentence is true donât question us. This week Madeleine came prepared â shock horror. Sheâs coming at us with her fave thangz. Beauty, health, skincare... oh my! Weâve got new favorite Youtubers, restaurants, fans, makeup, AND FOOD. Miranda is also really into baths lately which is cute and fun. The gang recaps the bachelor (sorry this is a delayed ep)... WEâRE NOT PERFECT! We want to hear what YOU guys want to know. Rate review and send us your thoughts!!! Obsessed w you. Listen responsibly đ
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In the great words of Chris Harrison âstay tuned for the most dramatic episode in Validate Me history.â Listen, real talk okay, this one is juicy. Miranda reveals some major tea about some a recent dating drama in her life. Oh, and plot twist, Madeleine is involved. Miranda breaks out into hives from the stress and at one point she cries. I mean how much more do you want from us?????? We are basically a reality show at this point (spoiler: Michael is the villain). Get on board guys cause you are really going to need a drink for this. I know we say that every week but for like, for real. Rate, subscribe and leave us a hot, sexy review because, um, the pod is called Validate Me. Obviously, we need it. K byeeeeee
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