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So we're only one episode away from finally killing James Bond- permit us to savour it. In order to make sure we can do No Time To Die as a live show we decided to take a quick Sojourn to kill Jason Bourne.
The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory of his past but in possession of a set of incredible skills.... Join us as we unravel the mystery of just who this man is- oh hold on the third scene in the movie is a cutaway scene to the CIA where they explain exactly who he is in no uncertain terms. Ah,
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It's one of the most widely beloved bond films of all time, he's one of the most iconic bond villains of all time-Enjoy a movie where Bond simply moves from place to place and watches a Bond film happen around him.
We are, as ever, Alice, Abi and Devon.
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We finally did it. At 19:30 on the 8th of April, we slew the coward James Bond in front of an audience of 125 at the Streatham Space Project. This is the audio of that event.
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Alice (@AliceAvizandum), Abi (@PhilosophyTube) and Devon (@Devon_OnEarth) dive into the James Bond cinematic universe with the first film, DR NO. No it isn't the old Casino Royale stop talking about the old Casino Royale stop it
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We're just not quite ready to let Harrison Ford go yet, so we move seamlessly from Clear and Present Danger to Air Force One, a roughly contemporaneous movie that could fit very neatly into the Jack Ryan universe, as canonically Jack does become President of the United States, in part for his actions during Clear and Present Danger. I hate knowing so much about these fuckin films.A barely-concealed reaction to the Yugoslavian War, and in particular the Bosnian Genocide, this movie shows the president making a speech in which he promises the US will involve itself at the first sign of humanitarian crisis, rather than waiting for international consensus. This prompts a group of communist revanchists (Led by Gary Oldman) to invade and take control of Air Force One, the president's private plane.
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Kill James Bond enters into another long-term beef with a named person, as we return.... to Jack Ryan.
This time, retired CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford) faces off against a rogue element of the IRA, after getting himself embroiled in an assassination attempt against a royal when on holiday in London. Irish Sean Bean swears revenge against him for killing his little brother, and hunts him down across America.
the American release for this nearly had the tagline 'there has never been a terrorist attack on American soil', which they got rid of because it seemed like too much of a challenge.
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This is a bonus episode originally released on Sept. 12 2021, unlocked to kick off our Jack Ryan series!
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Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October.Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never get movies where they are treated with the same reverence that the Cold War did.
We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one,
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The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'.
Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic Noise.
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We did it, boys. For 25.83 episodes the Double Dragons have tried in vain to secure guests. But for this most special 26th episode, we've only gone and fucking secured a guest appearance from Abigail Thorn, star of Philosophy Tube!
Skyfall is a movie ripping itself apart at the seams trying to be two wildly divergent things, and boy does it show. Also, for the final half hour the movie becomes Home Alone.
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KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness
In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we discuss Cars 2. Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this movie offers. Who built those houses? Was there a Car crusade? What happened to the Car Princess Diana? Why the FUCK are there AMBULANCES!???
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They fucking.... they fucking made the same movie again. I'm going to issue an actionable threat of violence against named persons
This is it guys, with the conclusion of the Jason Bourne Miniseries we are truly at the end of KJB Season 1. It's been an incredible journey, from nothing to the apple podcasts #1 film review podcast in the UK, to over a million downloads within a year is an insane pace and we're so truly grateful for you for coming with us on this adventure.Alice, Abi, and Devon Will Return
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Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al. This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court.
Since the court ruled that the only movie he could make was Thunderball again, we brought back friend of the show Milo Edwards from our Thunderball episode to give it another go!
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It's the pre-show party to Season 2, baby! And this year it just so happens to fall on the first of June, the first day of our yearly Banquet of Forgiveness, where YOU (thats right, you) get our Bonus episodes for the month COMPLETELY FREE!This week on KJB Q&A: We discuss fighting a chimp with a sword for ten minutes, Abi invents a new Regional Bond, and we decipher which wrestling moves would be safest to perform on a child!
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No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it.They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India. Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it.
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We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it. Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie. Let's see how they do.We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at https://www.twitter.com/inthesedesertsand follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway
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The Bourne Legacy is a perfect case study for what happens when a series is getting tired, so you bring in a new guy to breathe new life into it- and it really works! until the final half hour, where it's heroic attempt to reach out of the pile of slop, like Sandman in Spider Man 3 attempting to impose order on his constituent parts through sheer force of will, eventually fails and it collapses back into formless, meaningless Bourne-slop. Or something like that Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
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It's time to keep up the heat on Jack Ryan, and this time Mr Constitution himself is off to Colombia to racistly get himself involved in a bunch of drug smuggling events. Hard to express the lack of respect this movie has to the nation of Colombia, and indeed to the viewer.
Jack Ryan is made Acting Deputy Director of the CIA when his mentor James Earl Jones, here playing the character of America, falls ill. Jack immediately is a naive dipshit and gets himself Embroiled. To discuss events past this point would be a disservice to letting us reveal them during the episode.
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･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂?✧*:･ﾟ✧
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Remember when the Jason Bourne movie ended satisfyingly and conclusively? Well what if we fucking made four more. Idiot. Fuck youFind bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
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It's Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, and Daniel Craig's favourite bond movie. It's the last movie JFK ever saw. But is it any good?
Join your favourite all-trans triumvirate as we ask: Who is Bond, compared with Kronsteen?
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