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Big-time vibes coming out of D.C. as the Commanders are reportedly getting closer to a framework for a brand new stadium at the historic RFK site. Are we finally bringing football home again? Tailgates, metro stops, and RFK ghosts—let’s make it happen, Bowser! We break down what this means for the future of the franchise, the fans, and the fight for football soul in the District.Plus… it’s MOCK DRAFT SZN, baby! We unveil our Mock Draft 1.0, the very first of the season. Who’s Washington eyeing at 29? Do we trade back? Go offense? Defense? Draft a kicker just to keep it spicy? Let’s overreact together.
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It’s draft season in D.C., and the Commanders are cooking up something chaotic...so naturally, we’re here to throw gas on it. Should we stay at pick 29 and grab a dawg? Or trade back like we’re allergic to first-round talent? Either way, we’re breaking it down with the precision of a Jayden Daniels rollout and the caffeine levels of Dan Quinn on draft night.We’re also looking at running back prospects who can actually see the hole.....
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Strap in, Commanders fans, the fellas from CT!P are taking a chaotic trip down memory lane! From the Redskins days to the Football Team era to the Commanders saga, we’re revisiting all the glorious (and mostly awful) draft decisions that made you throw your remote across the room. Yes, we’re naming names, from busts so bad they make you question reality, to picks so random they may have been chosen by a drunk raccoon (Or Bruce Allen).We also dive into the best sports logos across the league — because if you’re gonna lose, you might as well look good doing it, right?
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Alex Ovechkin just broke Wayne Gretzky’s all-time goal record—yes, the Great One has officially been dethroned! We’re talking legacy, greatness, and whether Ovi is now the real owner of Canada. Then we shift to the Washington Commanders, who just hired Wes Welker as a personnel analyst—which is basically the NFL equivalent of hiring a cheat code. What does this mean for the current WR room? Could Tyreek Hill actually be on the move to D.C.? We break it all down (and maybe scream a little). And if the Cheetah doesn’t land here, don’t worry—we’re scouting the top wide receiver prospects in the 2025 NFL Draft who could be catching darts from Jayden Daniels next season. It’s football, it’s hockey, it’s chaos. Let’s get into it.
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Strap in, you filthy animals! This week we’re breaking down the NFL Draft’s hottest edge rushers the Washington Commanders might snag to finally crush some skulls. Then, we’re tackling the Eagles’ tush push; will the NFL owners ban this cheeky play at their 2025 meetings, or are they just salty they can’t squat like Jalen? Meanwhile, the UFL kicked off Week 1 with the DC Defenders stomping Birmingham into next Tuesday, but the real buzz is the Yankees’ new ‘orpedo bat; a juiced-up lumber rocket that blasted a shit-ton of homers and runs. Is it a genius hack or a lame cheat? We’re diving deep into the controversy, so grab a whiskey, lock the bedroom door, and let’s get it.
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We’re carving out our own damn Mount Rushmore for the Washington franchise — no debates off-limits, no legends safe. Who’s making the cut? Who’s getting left in the parking lot? Plus, we dive into the latest Commanders news because the offseason doesn’t mean the drama stops.And yeah, we’re also talkin’ March Madness — brackets are busted, Cinderella stories are alive, and we’ve got opinions. Go Terps!
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🏈 Buckle up, Commanders fans, because the free agency rollercoaster is WILD! Deebo Samuel just cashed in with $17M guaranteed—guess he’s buying the whole DMV a round of Mad Dog 20/20! Meanwhile, Michael Gallup’s back from retirement for a vet minimum deal—did he un-retire just to flex on us with that one-year glow-up? Oh, and the NFL owners are cooking up new rules that might just turn the gridiron into a circus—touchdowns by backflip, anyone? Join us as we break down the chaos, laugh at the madness, and figure out if Washington’s about to dominate or just pay Deebo to look pretty. Smash that like button if you’re ready for some NFL tea spicier than a sideline tantrum! #CommandersChaos #DeeboDollars #NFLRulesGoneWild
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Get ready for the Command This! Podcast St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans! We’re diving headfirst into the Washington Commanders’ latest drama—free agency madness, updates, and all the juicy bits—before we stumble into general sports talk like a bunch of tipsy leprechauns. Expect epic rants, savage hot takes, and a few too many green beers as we roast, toast, and celebrate St. Paddy’s Day like champs. Grab a drink, hit play, and pray we don’t get cancelled—Sláinte, you filthy animals!
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elcome to the Washington Commanders’ Free Agent Frenzy — where the roster’s getting juicier than a Command Corner tailgate burger! In the last 24 hours, the Commanders snagged Will Harris (the safety who’s stickier than a lint roller on a dog sweater), Eddie Goldman (a 320-pound D-line beast who’s basically a human fridge), Jonathan Jones (the Pats’ ex-CB who’s faster than a fan dodging traffic on I-95), Marcus Mariota (the QB guru here to mentor Jayden Daniels and compare Heismans, and Jeremy McNichols. Are these moves the secret sauce for a playoff run, or are we just stockpiling chaos for Dan Quinn’s blender? Did AP cook? Smash that play button for raw reactions, breakdowns, and some seriously questionable hot takes. Like, subscribe, and tell us if this is a W or a glorious faceplant!
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Join us as we dive into the Washington Commanders' hot start to the 2025 offseason! The team has already locked in key tight ends John Bates and Zach Ertz, securing their dynamic duo for another run. With the NFL legal tampering period kicking off today, March 10, 2025, we’re breaking down what’s next—big moves, potential signings, and how the Commanders plan to build on their momentum. From free agency targets to roster upgrades, we’ve got the latest on what’s in store for Washington as they gear up for a blockbuster season. Don’t miss it—subscribe and stay tuned for all things Commanders!
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The NFL offseason is getting WILD, and the Washington Commanders have a golden opportunity to snatch up some serious talent. Joey Bosa? DK Metcalf? Who else is hitting the market like a drunk dude falling out of an Uber? We’re breaking down the biggest names who’ve been cut, who’s begging for a trade, and who the Commanders should be throwing bags of cash at.
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The Washington Commanders just pulled off a massive trade, acquiring star wide receiver Deebo Samuel! What does this mean for Jayden Daniels and the Commanders’ offense? Are they officially in win-now mode?In this video, we break down all the details of the trade, how Deebo fits into the Commanders’ system, and what this move means for the team’s future. Plus, we discuss the impact on Washington’s playoff hopes and whether this makes them legit contenders in the NFC.
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#Commanders fans, grab your popcorn (or whatever you sneak into the stadium, we won’t judge), because this episode is loaded! Jon Allen trade rumors are heating up—should Washington cash in or hold tight? We break it all down, including what kind of haul the Commanders could get. Spoiler: probably not an actual offensive line.Meanwhile, in news NO ONE had on their bingo card, former Redskins CB Scott Turner is now the HUD Secretary—because if you can cover receivers, you can definitely cover… housing policy? Sure.
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Some sports logos are iconic. Others look like they were designed in Microsoft Paint by a sleep-deprived intern. Today, we’re breaking down the TOP 5 WORST SPORTS LOGOS OF ALL TIME—the kind that make you question life choices, graphic design degrees, and franchise decision-making.But that’s not all! We’re also diving into Pro Football Focus’ Top 100 Players of 2024, because we love rankings—especially when we get to call them wrong. Who got snubbed? Who’s overrated? And who somehow made this list despite playing like a human traffic cone? We’ve got takes.
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🎤 Welcome to The Moxies – The 2024-2025 Washington Commanders Awards Show! 🏆💀This season was a rollercoaster – from insane highs to brutal lows, hilarious moments to soul-crushing heartbreak. And tonight, we’re honoring it all with THE MOXIES – the most outrageous, unfiltered, and brutally honest awards show in Commanders history.Some of these awards will make you laugh. Some might make you cry. And some will make you wonder, “Why am I still a Commanders fan?” 😅🔥 Buckle up, Commanders Nation – this is THE ONLY awards show that truly tells it like it is!💬 Drop your own award categories in the comments! Who was your MVP? Who deserves a roast? Let’s talk about it! 🏆🔥
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The 2024 season is in the books, and it’s time to break down the real MVPs of the Washington Commanders! 💪🔥 Who dominated? Who surprised us all? And who had us questioning reality (in a good way)? We’re giving you our Top 5 Washington Commanders from this season—complete with hot takes, questionable jokes, and just enough bias to keep it interesting. Maybe some honorable mentions too!
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The Super Bowl is in the books, and Command This! Podcast is here to break it all down—the insane plays, the wildest moments, and the questionable calls that probably made half the fanbase lose their minds. Oh, and let’s talk about Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show—did he drop a great performance, or did he leave us wanting more? (Spoiler: It was 🔥)But we’re not stopping there! The NFL offseason is officially here, which means the rumor mill is already churning. We’re talking key dates, free agency madness, and potential Commanders targets to help Dan Quinn and Jayden Daniels get this squad ready to dominate in 2025. Will we finally land a superstar? Or are we about to get another season of “trust the process”? Let’s talk about it.
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Super Bowl preview? Sure… but let’s be real— #Commanders fans don’t have a dog in this fight. #Chiefs vs. #Eagles? Meh. We’re here for }Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show and whatever chaos unfolds in between.But don’t worry, we’ll break down Patrick Mahomes vs. Jalen Hurts, the Kelce brothers drama (again), and Andy Reid coaching against his old squad—all while keeping our eyes on the real entertainment.PLUS: The NBA trade deadline just shook up the league! Luka Dončić, Anthony Davis, and some blockbuster trades are stealing the headlines. We’ll break it all down and what it means for the rest of the season.Drop your Super Bowl predictions below! Who wins? Who flops? And more importantly… what song should Kendrick open with?
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The Washington Commanders’ season is officially over, and it’s time to hand out some grades! In this video, we break down every position group and hand out report cards—some might pass, but plenty are getting sent to summer school. From Jayden Daniels’ rookie campaign to the defense’s highs and (and lots of) lows, we’re keeping it real, unfiltered, and just a little brutal. Will be heading out grades for every position group.Who earned a gold star? Who completely flunked out? And which position group needs a full reset? Let’s dive into the chaos and grade the Commanders’ season!Drop your grades in the comments, and let us know where we got it right—or totally wrong.
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The Washington Commanders’ season ended in absolute disaster as the Philadelphia Eagles handed them a 55-23 beatdown in the NFC Championship. This wasn’t just a loss—it was a full-blown embarrassment. The Commanders’ defense looked like they were on a Philly cheesesteak tour instead of playing football, and the offense barely showed up until it was way too late. It was a game so bad, you’d think it was scripted by Eagles fans. Join me as we break down this catastrophic collapse, relive the painful moments, and try to figure out where the Commanders go from here—because right now, all roads lead to therapy and podcasting.
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